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"Will & Grace" is shot
before a live studio audience.

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Okay, this is every gift
from our baby shower,

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which was six weeks ago.

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So we are writing thank you notes today,

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no more excuses.

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But I'm so tired and pregnant.

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Those are excuses.

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I'm hungry, I'm lazy, I'm gassy.

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Those are just facts.

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I don't want to do this either.

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And since you lost the list
of who gave us what,

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I didn't lose the list.

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I just lied about making it
in the first place.

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Let's see if we can find
some obvious clues.

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Oh. Baby's first martini set.

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"Why should mom have all the fun?"

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Mm.

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It's cute. A picture of a tipsy baby.

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- It's from Karen.
- Mm-hmm.

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This a autographed headshot of Jack.

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"To Will/Grace's daughter/son,

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"don't forget to dream.

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"Uncle Jack.

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SAG-AFTRA."

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He put under special skills,
"Microwaving."

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I have seen him do that.

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Silence. Your social betters are here.

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Jack has something very important to say.

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Guess who's getting honored
in Blattsville

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because her baseball team
won the championship,

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and a life-size statue?

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Here's a hint.

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This year for Secret Santa,

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she gave Rudy Giuliani a plausible alibi.

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I think it's nice for once
they're putting up a statue

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of a terrible person
with a problematic legacy

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on civil rights.

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Amen, sister.

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Danley and Stanley saddled me
with that loser team.

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Now they have to watch
the whole town celebrate me.

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- You invited Stan?
- Of course I did.

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They're calling it "Karen Walker Day."

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Ooh, I can't wait
to see that man eat crow.

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Wait, what am I saying?

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They know enough to stay away
from his mouth.

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Oh, my shower gift. You are welcome.

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Oh, please let the babies know
I can do a Croatian accent.

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I was gonna put it under special skills,

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but I'm really good at microwaving.

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Thanks, Jack.

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It's pronounced Yach.

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Let's go, Yach.

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- You kids wanna come?
- Hell, yeah.

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Grace, we have thank you notes to write.

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These are our friends.

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Aren't half of them gonna
dump us once we have kids?

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I mean, that's what we did.

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Good point. Let's go.

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Oh, good. It's gonna be so much fun.

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You know Blattsville Creamery

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named an ice cream flavor after Karen.

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Ooh, does it taste like gin or blood?

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Both! It's a swirl.

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Ah.

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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com

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You know, I think Blattsville
is kind of pretty.

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Although I didn't quite get that sign

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when we first drove in.

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"Home of the original Blatt."
What is a Blatt?

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Are we all picturing the same thing?

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- A sex position?
- A sandwich.

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I guess not.

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I love this town.

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They have a nail salon/Thai
restaurant/post office.

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I could do my whole life from one chair.

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There's a man rollerblading

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with a Frenchy inside his BabyBjorn.

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That must be the gay district.

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Well, I'm actually kind
of nervous about my statue.

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I hope they got the boobs right.

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Okay, well, we got
a couple hours to kill.

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All right, let's go check out
that open house we passed.

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You just want the free brownie.

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- You don't know me.
- And you have to pee.

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You know me.

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So, uh...

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you think Stan is here yet?

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Karen, that's like the billionth time

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- you've asked me about Stan.
- So what?

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Stop reading into things.

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I don't care if Stan comes
or if he gets here early.

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Good. There's no one here.

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We'll get our brownie, pee, leave.

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It'll be our "Eat, Pray, Love."

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Where are you?

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- The stairs.
- There were two.

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Can you cut me a little slack?

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I'm 1,000-year-old pregnant lady.

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Hi, I'm Ruth Anne. People call me Rue.

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So are you here to see the house?

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Or are you just brownie and pee people?

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Oh, gosh. Who does that?

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No, we are definitely here
to see the house.

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Oh, great. I'll get the brownies.

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You'd be surprised when
people pull that on me.

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People are the absolute worst.

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Let's get the hell out of here.

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No, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Come on.

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All right, all right.
But wash your hands.

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Other people are gonna
eat those brownies.

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Excuse me.

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Hi, I'm Kathy.

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Are you the guy
with the really bad breath?

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You're in that ad
at the dentist's office.

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You know, the guy
whose wife won't kiss him

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because of his breath.

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And his kids are like...

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Oh, my God. That tongue scraper ad I did.

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I wish I had saved
the money I made from that.

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But I really wanted a slice
on the way home.

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You're a real celebrity in this town.

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That poster's been
on Dr. Kachkari's wall forever.

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Hold on a second.

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Did you just call me a celebrity?

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Well, yeah. You're an icon here.

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Everyone goes to Dr. Kachkari.

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I'm there a lot because of
my addiction to eating pottery.

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Hold on a second.

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Did you just say I was an icon?

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You bet.

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You know, I'm on the city council.

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We'd love to get your handprints

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for our walk of fame.

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"Sheriff Obediah Gustafson."

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"Sparky the Mattress Discount Dog."

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"Jim Belushi."

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Are you joking me?

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Who wouldn't want
to be a part of this dust?

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- I'll do it.
- Oh, really?

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- Oh, my God.
- Really?

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That's amazing.

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You'll be the biggest name
we've ever gotten.

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I can't believe we're gonna have...

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Jack McFarland.

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Jack McFarland on our walk of fame.

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- Is that a fifth bathroom?
- It is now.

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Lovely. We're gone.

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No, no, no, no, no,
let's look, let's look.

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We can make it like a game.

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Like one of those improv games
we did in college.

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Oh, I love it. What's the game?

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Last letter, first letter.

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The last letter of the last word I say

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has to be the first letter
of the first word you say,

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and vice versa.

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Oh, my God. You're gonna lose so hard.

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You can't think that fast on your feet.

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Yeah? And you can't...

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I think I'm in trouble.

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So for my big entrance,

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you'll carry me in and set me
down in front of the podium.

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Front and center because
I want my ex-husband

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to see me and eat his heart out.

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And believe me, he would if he could.

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Oh, how that man loves an organ meat.

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Take five.

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Karen. I'm like a celebrity here.

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- Oh.
- I got this for free.

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And the local mechanic offered
to let me sleep with his wife.

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I'm her hall pass.

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I'm on pins and needles.

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I can't wait. I'm gonna peek.

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What? What the hell?

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I'm the size of a vibrator.

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I could pleasure myself with myself.

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Not that I would because I'm too angry.

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Although being angry sometimes
puts me in the mood.

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Now I kind of want to.

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Ah, here we are.

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You know, I never got your names.

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Oh, I am Dr. Grace Adler... witz.

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Z...

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Zero scratches on the floor,
which is good.

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I'm her husband, Will. I'm a musician.

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And there's plenty of space
here for me to play my sax.

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Xylophone is also played by him-owitz.

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So it's, uh, four bedrooms, four baths,

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a chef's kitchen, and a wraparound porch.

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Zany idea, but honey,

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you know what I would put on that porch?

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A brand new BBQ.

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Quick. Go check out the kitchen.

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Nice one. Yeah.

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Oh, remember I got a gig
with my jazz quartet tonight.

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We're called "Nouveau Chapeau."

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"O"? "X"?

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"U"...

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Win.

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So a doctor

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- and a professional saxophonist.
- Mm-hmm.

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Just so you know,
I've sold to other couples

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in Witness Protection.

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Don't tell anybody.

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- So what are you having?
- Oh, it's a boy.

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Oh, there's so much room
to run around in the yard.

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It's totally fenced in.
So he can have a dog.

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Oh, I'd love my kid to have a dog.

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And I'd love my Instagram
to have a kid and a dog.

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Mm-hmm.

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Stan was supposed to see this

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and think that I was the
biggest winner in the world.

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Now I'm gonna look like
the tiniest loser.

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Were you guys just talking about me?

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Because my balls are burning.

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I'm not gonna take the rap

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for your preexisting condition, Danley.

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Karen, you won fair and square, okay?

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I'm just... I'm here to kiss
the feet of your statue.

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Oh, no, no. No.

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Let's wait until your brother gets here.

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- Stan's not here yet, right?
- No, we would know.

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This carefully placed glass of water

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will ripple when he approaches.

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All right, well, I'll just
see you at the ceremony.

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Honey, Stan's gonna be here any minute.

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Oh, I gotta come up
with something really big,

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something that'll really knock

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Stan's compression socks right off.

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Karen, why are you obsessed
with sticking it to Stan?

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Because how else am I gonna
show him that I don't care?

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Wow.

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I've always dreamed of this moment.

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- I'm gonna do it.
- Okay.

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- I'ma touch it.
- Ah! You scared me.

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- Is it gooey or is it...
- I don't know.

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- How does it feel?
- You know what, Kathy?

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I'm not gonna lie!

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I have never felt so
comfortable in this position.

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Wait a minute.

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Should Estefan and I move up here?

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No more New York rat race.
Just success and adulation.

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- Okay...
- But on the one hand,

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I've just gotten a taste
of real success in New York.

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- Jack, it's getting harder...
- It is, Kathy.

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It is getting harder.
I'm not a young man anymore.

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But on the other hand,
up here, I could be a star.

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I could wear big glasses
and park illegally.

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Of course, I'll never
be able to leave the house

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without makeup, but... who am I kidding?

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When have I ever left the house
without makeup?

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- You know, I...
- You know what, sweetheart?

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It's a monologue, not a dialogue.

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But living here, I would feel stuck.

255
00:11:58,289 --> 00:12:01,602
I can't be stuck. I refuse to be stuck.

256
00:12:01,626 --> 00:12:03,158
- Kathy?
- Yeah?

257
00:12:04,095 --> 00:12:05,739
I'm stuck.

258
00:12:05,763 --> 00:12:08,242
- Can someone get a jackhammer?
- Oh, my God.

259
00:12:08,266 --> 00:12:10,043
You even named a hammer after me?

260
00:12:12,637 --> 00:12:16,950
And now to fulfill
my most humiliating obligation,

261
00:12:16,974 --> 00:12:19,486
vis-à-vis, my bet with Karen Walker.

262
00:12:19,510 --> 00:12:22,623
"Wah-wah! I made a boom boom."

263
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,998
Karen Walker will be out
in just a moment.

264
00:12:31,022 --> 00:12:35,235
But before she does, please
enjoy the prerecorded music,

265
00:12:35,259 --> 00:12:37,671
The Blattsville Retirement Center Band,

266
00:12:37,695 --> 00:12:41,141
who could not be here live because of

267
00:12:41,165 --> 00:12:44,099
"numerous deaths in the brass section."

268
00:12:47,271 --> 00:12:48,377
You ever think that

269
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:49,816
your relationship with your assistant

270
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:52,452
would lead to you watching
a billionaire dressed as a baby

271
00:12:52,476 --> 00:12:54,988
telling an entire town
that he just pooped his pants?

272
00:12:56,814 --> 00:12:57,958
'Cause I did.

273
00:12:58,950 --> 00:13:00,794
Oh.

274
00:13:01,852 --> 00:13:02,996
- I got it.
- No, it's okay.

275
00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:03,897
- It's okay, it's okay.
- I got it.

276
00:13:03,921 --> 00:13:07,604
It's a text from Rue. "Your offer is in."

277
00:13:08,059 --> 00:13:09,870
Did you make an offer on that house?

278
00:13:09,894 --> 00:13:12,172
I probably won't even get it.

279
00:13:12,196 --> 00:13:15,509
Oh, my God. Were you ever gonna tell me?

280
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:16,576
Or was I just supposed to figure it out

281
00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:19,680
when I stopped finding
Cheez-It powder on the couch?

282
00:13:19,704 --> 00:13:21,682
I knew this was gonna be your reaction.

283
00:13:21,706 --> 00:13:22,950
Come on.

284
00:13:22,974 --> 00:13:25,385
We've always known eventually
I was gonna have to move out.

285
00:13:25,409 --> 00:13:28,055
Yeah, down the street.
Not to a different zip code.

286
00:13:28,079 --> 00:13:30,557
And I thought maybe
we'd talk about it first.

287
00:13:30,581 --> 00:13:33,963
Or put it off like we always do.

288
00:13:34,819 --> 00:13:37,731
Will, Will. It's a 40 minute train ride.

289
00:13:37,755 --> 00:13:39,499
We're gonna see each other all the time.

290
00:13:39,523 --> 00:13:42,069
Yeah, and that's what people say.

291
00:13:42,093 --> 00:13:44,137
- Now, I hope you're happy.
- Will...

292
00:13:44,161 --> 00:13:46,173
You've ruined Karen Walker Day.

293
00:13:46,197 --> 00:13:47,763
Will.

294
00:13:54,338 --> 00:13:56,550
You know you're gonna hate it here.

295
00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:58,585
You're allergic to everything.

296
00:13:58,609 --> 00:14:00,153
We still don't know what a Blatt is,

297
00:14:00,177 --> 00:14:01,555
but I'm sure you're allergic
to those too.

298
00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:04,160
Will, I'm sorry.
I should have said something.

299
00:14:04,548 --> 00:14:07,027
But when I was sitting in that house,

300
00:14:07,051 --> 00:14:11,064
it was like I had a vision of
what my life is supposed to be.

301
00:14:11,088 --> 00:14:14,534
And it's there in that house

302
00:14:14,558 --> 00:14:17,404
with my little boy in that yard...

303
00:14:17,428 --> 00:14:18,905
Right, right. Without me.

304
00:14:18,929 --> 00:14:21,344
- That's not what I meant...
- Grace, you know what?

305
00:14:22,466 --> 00:14:24,544
It's hard enough that
we're both having babies

306
00:14:24,568 --> 00:14:25,545
at this stage in our lives,

307
00:14:25,569 --> 00:14:28,081
but what made me think
it was all gonna be okay

308
00:14:28,105 --> 00:14:30,372
was that we were gonna do it together.

309
00:14:32,076 --> 00:14:33,876
But I guess you don't feel that way.

310
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:39,893
Okay, now as I like
to tell my massage therapist,

311
00:14:39,917 --> 00:14:42,448
get ready for a big finish.

312
00:14:45,056 --> 00:14:48,457
So put on your masks.

313
00:14:52,463 --> 00:14:56,443
Because now, it is time to welcome

314
00:14:56,467 --> 00:14:59,246
"your hero, your goddess,

315
00:14:59,270 --> 00:15:02,082
and the inspiration for Jessica Rabbit,"

316
00:15:02,106 --> 00:15:03,417
Karen Walker.

317
00:15:17,855 --> 00:15:20,300
Thank you, boys, mmm.

318
00:15:20,324 --> 00:15:23,258
Ah, what a Blatt.

319
00:15:24,328 --> 00:15:27,407
So I thought of a statue,

320
00:15:27,431 --> 00:15:30,677
I thought of putting my face
on the local currency,

321
00:15:30,701 --> 00:15:34,414
but then I thought of this town.

322
00:15:34,438 --> 00:15:37,084
This town of Blattsville,

323
00:15:37,108 --> 00:15:39,508
with its ugly, ugly name.

324
00:15:40,478 --> 00:15:43,156
And I came up with this.

325
00:15:47,551 --> 00:15:51,198
Welcome to Karen Walker-land.

326
00:15:51,222 --> 00:15:54,062
Now you all live in me.

327
00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:00,437
So I changed my mind.

328
00:16:00,461 --> 00:16:02,206
And I'm so sorryther we
you're gonna lose a sale,.

329
00:16:02,230 --> 00:16:03,740
But I have to withdraw the offer.

330
00:16:03,764 --> 00:16:05,542
But you sounded so sure when you left.

331
00:16:05,566 --> 00:16:08,212
I thought, "There goes
a strong, smart, beautiful,

332
00:16:08,236 --> 00:16:10,970
energetic, young woman."

333
00:16:11,606 --> 00:16:13,456
People do say that.

334
00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:17,889
But we have this history, you know?

335
00:16:17,913 --> 00:16:20,624
Promises implied and to undue that now...

336
00:16:20,648 --> 00:16:22,226
Not that it's any of my business,

337
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:24,261
but I don't trust that man.

338
00:16:24,285 --> 00:16:27,442
Mm, too skinny, tan in the winter.

339
00:16:27,466 --> 00:16:29,633
It's weird.

340
00:16:29,657 --> 00:16:32,436
Oh, he would think both
of those were compliments.

341
00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:34,551
I just think that any man that would talk

342
00:16:34,575 --> 00:16:36,707
a smart, beautiful,
energetic woman like yourself...

343
00:16:36,731 --> 00:16:39,131
- You forgot young.
- There's the smart.

344
00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:41,645
But if he's talking you
out of this house,

345
00:16:41,669 --> 00:16:43,747
he's just not a good man.

346
00:16:43,771 --> 00:16:46,116
Grace, I want you to buy this home.

347
00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:48,151
Now that's a good man.

348
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:51,088
- What are you doing to me?
- I was being selfish.

349
00:16:51,112 --> 00:16:52,389
You know, all I thought about

350
00:16:52,413 --> 00:16:54,591
was how you moving away would affect me.

351
00:16:54,615 --> 00:16:55,926
No, I was being impulsive.

352
00:16:55,950 --> 00:16:57,427
I don't even know what I was thinking.

353
00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:59,796
You were thinking
about a home for your son.

354
00:16:59,820 --> 00:17:01,818
And why wouldn't you want it to be here?

355
00:17:01,842 --> 00:17:04,268
There's room to breathe, a big backyard,

356
00:17:04,292 --> 00:17:07,638
a bathroom with a double vanity
where a father and daughter

357
00:17:07,662 --> 00:17:10,841
could, I don't know,
pluck their eyebrows together.

358
00:17:10,865 --> 00:17:13,010
It sounds like you should move here.

359
00:17:13,034 --> 00:17:14,678
Now I should tell you
there's one other offer,

360
00:17:14,702 --> 00:17:16,602
but she seems a little unstable.

361
00:17:17,972 --> 00:17:20,484
You just said I was strong,
energetic, and beautiful.

362
00:17:20,508 --> 00:17:22,541
This is how the game's played.

363
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,857
Now look, both of you
obviously like the home,

364
00:17:26,881 --> 00:17:28,625
so I think this will be a great place

365
00:17:28,649 --> 00:17:30,294
for you to raise your family.

366
00:17:30,318 --> 00:17:31,361
We're not a family.

367
00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:32,829
Yeah, we were just best friends

368
00:17:32,853 --> 00:17:34,604
who've pretty much always been roommates.

369
00:17:34,628 --> 00:17:36,600
Yeah, and now we're both
having kids at the same time.

370
00:17:36,624 --> 00:17:38,101
Yeah, we're like each other's main person

371
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,537
and we wanted to raise our kids together.

372
00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:42,795
Sounds like a family to me.

373
00:17:46,167 --> 00:17:51,870
So would you guys like
to put in an offer together?

374
00:17:56,744 --> 00:17:58,269
What are we thinking?

375
00:17:59,347 --> 00:18:05,362
We're thinking about maybe
buying this house together.

376
00:18:05,386 --> 00:18:07,502
- Are we?
- I don't know, are we?

377
00:18:07,527 --> 00:18:09,427
I think we are.

378
00:18:11,192 --> 00:18:13,904
And that basement could
easily fit a tanning bed.

379
00:18:13,928 --> 00:18:15,761
- Excuse me?
- I'm sorry.

380
00:18:17,865 --> 00:18:20,241
- Is this crazy?
- I know, I know.

381
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:21,678
What are people gonna say about us?

382
00:18:21,702 --> 00:18:22,913
I guess the same thing

383
00:18:22,937 --> 00:18:24,648
they've been saying about us
for 20 years?

384
00:18:24,672 --> 00:18:26,249
"When are they finally gonna do it?"

385
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:27,150
The other thing.

386
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:28,852
"Do you think they've already done it?"

387
00:18:28,876 --> 00:18:31,188
- The other, other thing.
- Oh.

388
00:18:31,212 --> 00:18:34,046
"It's odd, but it works"?

389
00:18:36,951 --> 00:18:41,898
- So, oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

390
00:18:41,922 --> 00:18:44,001
- We're doing it.
- We're buying a house.

391
00:18:44,025 --> 00:18:45,769
Come here.

392
00:18:45,793 --> 00:18:49,106
I'm so happy for all of us.

393
00:18:49,130 --> 00:18:53,199
But never, ever go into the attic.

394
00:18:53,768 --> 00:18:54,911
I love doing that.

395
00:18:54,935 --> 00:18:56,613
You should have seen your faces.

396
00:18:56,637 --> 00:18:58,515
I'ma get more brownies.

397
00:18:58,539 --> 00:19:00,083
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

398
00:19:00,107 --> 00:19:01,707
What if one of us meets someone?

399
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,936
Hey, we'll figure that out.

400
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:06,927
You know, and then I'll move in with him.

401
00:19:08,998 --> 00:19:10,709
Why are you the one who meets someone?

402
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,311
It's not me, it's society.

403
00:19:12,335 --> 00:19:14,580
I mean, you're a gassy woman
over 40 with a kid.

404
00:19:14,604 --> 00:19:16,482
The odds aren't great.

405
00:19:16,506 --> 00:19:19,440
This is Upstate New York.
I'm like a nine here.

406
00:19:20,643 --> 00:19:23,422
People don't even think I'm pregnant.

407
00:19:23,446 --> 00:19:24,456
Yeah.

408
00:19:28,985 --> 00:19:30,319
You okay, Kare?

409
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:34,021
Stanley missed the ceremony, Jackie.

410
00:19:34,190 --> 00:19:36,969
I know that I said that
I wanted to stick it to him,

411
00:19:36,993 --> 00:19:40,494
but I really just wanted him
to be proud of me.

412
00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:45,132
But I'm not even on his radar.

413
00:19:46,869 --> 00:19:50,015
Oh, crap. It's Danley.

414
00:19:50,039 --> 00:19:51,617
I'll distract him while you run.

415
00:19:51,641 --> 00:19:54,308
Oh, honey. I don't run.

416
00:19:57,987 --> 00:20:01,689
Well, Karen Walker Day has come and gone,

417
00:20:01,714 --> 00:20:06,383
but it will live forever in my pants.

418
00:20:07,223 --> 00:20:10,202
- Girl, you got it bad.
- It's true.

419
00:20:10,226 --> 00:20:12,337
I love her. It must run in the family.

420
00:20:12,361 --> 00:20:15,140
You mean Stan? He didn't even show up.

421
00:20:15,164 --> 00:20:17,709
Well, he didn't show
because he's a wreck.

422
00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:20,546
The poor man's down to four
meals and two snacks a day.

423
00:20:20,570 --> 00:20:23,148
Some of his doctors aren't
even worried about him.

424
00:20:23,172 --> 00:20:26,051
- Because he lost a bet?
- No, because he lost Karen.

425
00:20:26,075 --> 00:20:29,388
He still loves her. He always will.

426
00:20:29,412 --> 00:20:33,292
Well, I guess the course of
true love never did run smooth.

427
00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:38,185
Huh, maybe I'll get a hooker
and get her to wear this.

428
00:20:41,503 --> 00:20:43,435
Stanley loves me?

429
00:20:44,016 --> 00:20:46,012
This place is...

430
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:49,082
I know. And two master bedrooms.

431
00:20:49,109 --> 00:20:51,095
Because the couple before us
were architechs

432
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:52,751
fell out in love with each other.

433
00:20:52,777 --> 00:20:55,957
You can design a house,
become to build a home.

434
00:20:56,498 --> 00:20:59,592
Okay, let's be clear that could
be my job and our house ***

435
00:21:00,503 --> 00:21:03,773
Oh, oh, I forgot, um, um ***