( pan flute music playing )
MAN: I guess my invitation must have gotten lost in the mail.
I told you I'd find you again, Satyr.
There's nothing for you here.
Leave this place or I'll--
Or you'll what?
You're gonna play your flute?
Aaaaah!
Who are you? What do you want?
I want you to show me the Eternal Spring, that's what.
Unless, of course, you want to end up like your poor satyr here.
Only he can tell us when to reveal the spring.
Now I'm telling you.
Where is it?
I will find you!
Congratulations again, Phoebe.
Thanks, sweetie. Good night.
See ya.
Where are you, where are you, where are you?
JASON: You lose something?
Ohh, just my brain,
and my keys.
Well, I've got some cabs waiting to take us home downstairs.
I need to find my keys
so nobody has to wake up to let me in.
Piper will kill me if I wake up the baby.
Well, why don't you stay here?
I mean it. I got the place for the whole night.
Somebody ought to use it.
Oh, that's sweet.
Thanks, but I--I can't.
Sure you can.
I insist.
Columnist of the Year.
Come on, you deserve it.
Sleep in, have breakfast,
get a massage.
It's on me.
( chuckles )
What?
You're just, uh...
a really nice guy, you know that?
Yeah, it's just the champagne talking.
No, it's not. Heh heh--
OK, maybe it is, a little.
But, no, you are.
By renting this suite
and making sure everyone gets home OK,
the speech you made.
Well, you guys deserve all the awards, not me.
All I did was buy the paper.
I'm glad you did.
Me, too.
WOMAN: Good night, boss.
JASON: Good night.
Well...
I, uh, I better get going.
Yeah.
Good night. Good night.
Mmm, I'm not sure we should be doing this.
Yeah, me neither.
( theme music )
( rock music playing )
* Don't talk to me
* Just walk away
* You know I'll break you Like a freight train *
* Tight skirt and long legs
* To get with this, You need your A-game *
* I'm gonna tell the boys With all their little toys *
* To catch my eye You better make some noise *
* You think I'm gonna be
* Over you'll get with me
* So better think again, Baby, please *
* Whoa, whoa
* You can't handle me
* Whoa, whoa...
Ooh!
Gosh, what's that smell? I hope it's not breakfast.
I'm making an herbal sleep remedy.
Well, remind me never to get insomnia.
( Wyatt cooing )
Cute.
Cute is a sleeping baby.
That baby woke up every 15 minutes last night.
If I don't make something to help him sleep,
you're gonna have one cranky mom on your hands.
Going to have?
Now, where is the dried dill?
I can't find anything around here.
Oh, it's in that middle cupboard, bottom right.
See, I switched things around.
I wanted to separate the herbs that we use for potions
from the ones that we use for cooking.
But we use dill for both.
Well, that's why I put it there
with the herbs and spices
that we use for cooking and magic.
It's a whole new system, see?
Voila, you have your dill.
OK, but, uh, what was wrong with the old system?
I mean, it worked perfectly well for about 5 years.
Nothing was wrong with it, honey.
It just didn't work for me.
You know, your mind is just a little more linear, that's all.
Well, you know, I know with Wyatt and everything lately
that you've had to, you know, take on more responsibility
for all things wiccan lately,
but, um... You know, you don't need to
shoulder the burden all by yourself anymore.
Sweetheart, it's no burden.
That's why I quit my job, after all.
Yeah, but still, I mean, it's--it's not fair to you.
Now that I have Leo being Mr. Mom,
I've got a little bit more time on my hands.
Oh. Well, I don't mind taking the lead.
( door closes )
Morning. Never mind, don't ask.
Hey! Somebody's doing the walk of shame.
Details, details.
I knew I wasn't gonna get away with this one.
Not a chance. Spill it, sister.
( groans ) OK.
I think I did something really bad.
I slept with my boss.
Jason?
No, Elise.
Yes, of course Jason!
Ow. That is bad.
Uh... For future employment's sake.
Unless, of course, you know, maybe it'll work out
and you guys will get married and have kids
and you can own half a newspaper.
Paige. Sorry.
How did this happen?
It was very fast.
Ooh. Downer.
No, that part wasn't fast.
That part was...
Ooh...
Mmph, mmph.
So that's good, right?
Yes.
No. I don't know.
See, I'm very conflicted about this whole thing,
because it's not just the fact
that he's my boss, it's just I didn't plan on this all happening
right now in my life.
Well, honey, unfortunately, that's when these things usually happen.
Yeah. Can we go back to the whole, like,
"ooh" part?
Talk about orbus interruptus.
Sorry, guys, but I just got an alert from the Elders.
What do you know about wood nymphs?
Wood nymphs?
Yeah, you know, frolicking little tree sprites,
protectors of the forest, always in the company of a satyr--
Yeah, I know what they are.
It was a rhetorical question. What about 'em?
Well, I guess a couple have been spotted in the city
by mortals, and the Elders were worried about exposure.
Well, that doesn't make any sense,
because they don't abandon their forests unless...
They're flushed out...
By a demon.
BOTH: I'll get right on it.
You're tired, honey. I am?
I'll also be in the attic.
Paige! Will you orb to the office
and grab my laptop? I have to finish this article
and I don't want to see Jason.
I'm sorry. I really can't.
PAIGE: Ask Piper!
Hey! That's cheating!
( flute playing )
Why is he still playing this melody?
Maybe he doesn't recognize us.
( nymphs laughing )
He must be our new satyr.
Look how many people have gathered to adore him.
( laughing )
Oh, he's not playing the melody.
Excuse me.
Pardon me.
All right, girls. You've had your fun.
Let's go. CROWD: Aww!
OFFICER: I know, I know. What should we do?
Uh... Flee.
OFFICER: Hey, hey, hey!
( pan flute playing )
What are you doing?
I'm practicing.
In case you can't find the nymphs,
I thought maybe I could try and lure them to us.
How many times have I told you, Tull,
only a satyr can master that thing?
I don't know why you keep trying.
Well, because father-- Father's dead! Don't you understand?
And we're never gonna get our revenge
unless we find that damn spring and become unstoppable.
I'm just trying to help you find them, Xavier.
I already did.
They're escaped into the city, just like I thought they would.
But they're out of their element.
Lost without nature, confused.
So how do you know where they are?
They found an oasis in the middle of it all.
A fountain.
( chuckles )
One which they'll return to tonight when the moon is full.
To rejoice in it.
Oh, Xavier, can I come? Please, can I join you?
No.
You aren't strong enough to help.
But don't worry, you will be.
Once you, uh, drink from the spring.
Until then...
Keep practicing.
Phoebe.
( under her breath ) Shoot.
( cheerily ) Hey.
I didn't even see you come in.
I just came by to get my laptop.
I'm gonna work from home. OK, bye.
Wait. There's a staff meeting.
You have to stay for that.
Oh, that's right. I totally forgot.
Uh...
Listen...
About last night...
It was a huge mistake.
I agree. It should have never happened.
Actually, that's not what I was gonna say.
No? I thought it was amazing.
I think you're amazing.
Really?
See, but that's not the point.
The point is, you're my boss, and I don't want
my professional and personal life to collide.
Isn't it a little late for that?
( laughs )
( stamps foot ) No.
We can stop this right here and now,
before it gets any worse.
Before what gets any worse?
Phoebe, we have nothing to be ashamed of.
We're two intelligent adults
who happen to be attracted to each other.
What's so wrong with that?
Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Dean, but, uh,
looks like those Godiva Girls popped up again.
PHOEBE: Oh, no.
Anybody know who they are?
REPORTER: Not yet, but everybody wants to know.
Then let's be the first to find out.
Pull Bill and Jean from Metro,
get Francesca online.
I don't want to trail this story, I want to lead it.
Understood. Phoebe?
What exactly, are you doing over there,
writing a dissertation?
No. Actually, since wood nymphs
are considered the personification of nature,
I am devising a spell using the four elements
to try to locate their home.
Well, what good will that do?
The Elders said the nymphs were running loose in the city.
Yeah, but I'm thinking that if we can find out where they lived,
you know, we can find out what flushed them out
and see what demon's after them.
Wow. Talk about your roundabout methods.
No, actually, it's like that cliche,
"thinking outside the box." It kind of applies here.
Well, me, I'm just gonna stick to good old-fashioned
scrying to find him.
Oh. How's it working out for you?
( pendulum clatters )
Let's just say it's been a busy day for evil in the city.
I wonder if nymphs have any natural enemies.
What are all these?
Oh. I indexed the Book of Shadows
to make our searches more efficient.
You color-coded the Book of Shadows?
Mm-hmm. When?
Yesterday. Now, you see,
demons and warlocks will be under red,
angels and beings of light under white,
and, you know, wood nymphs, because they're spirits of nature,
will be under green because green represents--
I know what green represents.
Great. Then you'll just love it.
I don't think so.
( Wyatt crying )
Ohh. Isn't that Wyatt calling you?
Nice try. Leo's got him.
You're not gonna get rid of me that easy.
I am not trying to get rid of you, all right?
I'm just trying to take point because your life is so busy now
that I thought I would just try to help a little bit.
I got your busy right here, lady.
( telephone rings )
Hello? PHOEBE:Hey, it's me.
I'm stuck at work. I forgot there was a staff meeting.
Have you seen the news yet?
No. We were too busy fighting over the best way
to find nymphs.
OK, well, stop arguing
and turn on the TV, because they're all over it.
What? What do you mean?
What's she saying? Nobody knows who they are yet,
but believe me, the demon's not the only one
looking for them now.
Where were they last spotted?
Uh, downtown. City Plaza.
Maybe they'll go back there.
Well, if they do, there's gonna be a demon waiting for them.
OK, how much longer before you realize this is not working?
Hey, Phoebe was the one who said they were here, not me.
No, excuse me. You were the one that said a demon was here waiting.
I was the one that said they'd be stupid to come back.
And you think they're not? Half of San Francisco has spotted them.
( laughing )
Well, at least it looks like they're having fun.
( nymphs laughing ) Hold it.
Shouldn't we wait to see if the demon attacks?
Ladies.
Aah!
Wait's over.
Last chance.
Where's the spring?
Oh, please! Oh, please, please help us!
PAIGE: Why didn't he blow up?
Uh...Let's get out of here.
That's the first thing we've agreed on all day.
( grunts )
No, no, no, no. No, no, no!
But we need to be outside to find our new satyr!
No. No, you don't.
Not when there is a demon out there, you don't.
Paige, a little help, please.
( laughing ) Oh!
Sorry, miss nymph, you're stuck here.
But--but--but you're suffocating us.
We were meant to be outdoors.
We were born to be wild.
I hear what you're saying.
Nature is a part of us.
We're meant to preserve it, to--to nurture it. I--
Well, that's really great, honey,
but our job is to preserve you, OK?
All right. Inside, inside, inside.
Whoa!
What's goin' on down here? Who are they?
Nymphs, Leo. Clearly, nymphs.
( giggling )
Oh. Hi there.
Uh, no wonder the Elders were worried about exposure.
Ha ha ha. Who's the sexy beast?
The beast is married... to me.
Now, I don't mean to rain on anybody's parade,
but didn't you two just lose a sister?
Shouldn't you be, I don't know, grieving?
Oh, we don't mourn death. We celebrate it.
Right. It's the way of nature.
The Eternal Spring we protect
ensures that life is always renewed in the forest.
So she'll be reborn or something?
If not in the plants and trees,
then in the wind and rain that brings them sustenance.
Isn't that awesome?
Still, without her, we may not find our new satyr.
We need 3 to perform the dance
or we may not hear his call.
I'm a little confused.
See, if you guys protect this spring,
what do you need a satyr for?
Oh--
Because that's the way it's always been.
Oh. OK.
So do you know who the demon is?
No. Only that he wanted us
to bring him to the Eternal Spring,
to--to drink from it, we assume.
Which would make him immortal. Indestructible.
We need Phoebe.
( door opens ) PHOEBE: Hello? Anybody home?
Ask and ye shall receive.
Try and keep an eye on them.
Hiya! Where you been?
Avoiding Jason. Apparently it didn't work.
Yeah. Uh, well, we found something.
LEO: No, stop!
( nymphs giggling )
I thought there was 3 of them. LEO: Stop, I'm married, okay?
Yeah. The demon got one.
Yeah, but on the plus side, you got some really pretty flowers.
Yeah. See, I don't want to talk about that. Tell me about the demon.
Well, Piper let him get away.
Ah, come on. I blew off his hand, didn't I?
Yes, but the rest of him got away.
Yeah, well, OK, demons don't always go "poof" when you want them to, you know.
What the hell is going on with the two of you?
It seems that Paige thinks
she's the lead witch all of a sudden.
That's what's going on.
I don't think I'm lead witch,
I've just had to be for the last few months.
It's all I do.
Maybe while I was on maternity leave.
But, you know, it's like sports.
You can't lose your starting job due to injury.
Vanquishing demons is not a sport, Piper.
It is if you're good at it.
( scoffs ) LEO: All right. Come on.
Where are you going?
Wyatt's crying. They are all yours.
We need to frolic.
We need to find our satyr.
OK. I would like to frolic, too,
but I actually have work to do.
Are you always this tense?
Uh, look, we need to find this demon
before this demon finds-- them. All right.
I'm gonna go check the book.
I'll go. No, wait. Let your sister go.
Ha ha! Thanks.
Why?
You'll see.
PHOEBE: Something wrong?
Not anymore.
( nymphs giggling )
( nymphs sniffing flowers )
( coughs )
I will have your revenge, Xavier. I swear it.
They will not get away with this.
It's not the nymphs you have to worry about,
it's the witches.
( breathing hard )
You're not strong enough to stand up to them.
But I will be once I drink from the spring,
and then I'll use the immortal waters to heal you.
( pained laugh )
Always a dreamer.
You'll never trick them into thinking you're their new satyr.
No?
Watch me, brother.
Watch me.
"Demons and warlocks are red. Beings of light are white."
Oh, yeah? Well, what's a bunyip?
Because it's not good or evil,
so what the hell color is that?
Oh. Well, that's confusing.
Everything all right?
Yeah, sure, fine.
If you call Paige defacing the Book of Shadows all right.
She defaced the book?
For all intents and purposes.
Look at this. This is a sacred book.
It looks ridiculous!
Well...
Look, these things just come right off, see?
That is so not the point.
It's not? No.
She's done this a lot lately,
and it's not just this.
The kitchen-- the least she could do
is discuss it with us beforehand.
You're right. She should have discussed it with you.
But that's not what's making you angry.
What are you really feeling?
OK. You know, just because
we've gone to counseling doesn't mean that you're a shrink now.
I'm saying that this whole competitive thing you guys are doing--
I'm not competitive. She is.
You both are. And you both need to stop,
otherwise you're never going to help the nymphs reclaim their forest.
I know. I know.
I just can't help but feel like I'm being pushed aside.
She's not pushing you aside.
She's just picking up the slack.
OK, just so you know for future reference,
you're supposed to be on "my" side in these situations.
It keeps "us" out of counseling.
I "am" on your side, honey.
Always.
I-I'm just saying that maybe...
you should look at this like an opportunity.
Now, this is me talking. This isn't a shrink.
You're always complaining about how you're not able to have a normal life
because of witchcraft,
and maybe letting Paige take the lead once in a while
would allow you to have that.
That's some good reverse psychology there.
I'll think about it.
So how do you know this potion's gonna work?
Shouldn't we wait for Piper to find the demon first?
She won't. That's why I went ahead
and made this garden-variety kick-ass vanquishing potion.
You guys have to stop butting heads.
We work best when we work together.
Well, tell her that. don't tell me that.
Are you sure she's the one?
She needs us as much as we need her.
Wow! That looks beautiful. You guys should be florists.
We are.
That's what we do.
In the woods, I mean.
Right. Of course. Sorry.
That's all right. Most people don't even know we exist.
They take us for granted. They take the forest for granted,
as if it will always be there. Unh-unh.
That's why we have to help you.
Helping us helps you.
After all, all of nature's intertwined--
forests, flowers...
BOTH: Love.
It's in the air.
Hah! Not where I'm standing, it isn't.
( doorbell rings )
I'll get it.
Good... love.
( giggling )
You know, Paige, we think that you need to get back to your...
wild side. Wild side.
Girls, you might just have a point.
You're right. She is the one.
( giggling )
The one for what?
The one to help us find our new satyr.
Hi.
Jason!
Hey, what are you doin' here?
Well, we never got to finish our talk.
Yeah. Uh, now is not really a good time, though.
I'll call you. Did you get the flowers I sent you?
I did. I did. They were beautiful.
That was very sweet.
Look, uh, I know this is awkward for you because of work and all,
but I--I--I think we can work this thing out.
It's a lot more complicated than that.
Believe me.
Phoebe, we have to talk.
I know. And we will soon, I promise.
Phoebe, what's wrong?
Is there something going on here
that you're not telling me about?
No. Of course not.
( giggling )
What was that? Uh... What was what?
( giggling ) What was "that"?
Oh, that? It--
( giggling )
Ohh!
Ooh!
Oh, my God. Paige!
Hello!
So handsome. Hi, honey.
You found them.
( giggling )
Isn't that your sister?
Yeah. Paige!
She's one of the Godiva Girls?
Uh...
No! She is not.
Paige, you get back here right now!
What's goin' on here?
Uhh...
I don't suppose you could just forget about everything
you just saw, right?
Personally or professionally?
Both? Phoebe...
OK, look, just promise me you won't do anything until we talk.
OK? Plea--for me. Talk? Talk when?
We're gonna talk later.
OK, thanks for the flowers.
I like your jacket.
OK, bye.
Piper! Leo!
( Elekt by Loudermilk playing )
* That's right
* I'm elekt emerika
* And this is what it's for
* A simple song To sing along *
* Shake your head And tap your feet On the floor *
Uh...
We really need to be out looking for our new satyr, Paige.
I thought all we had to do was dance to hear his call.
But it's her first night as a nymph, Miranda.
Let's see what she can do.
All right. Why not?
Follow me, girls.
Mmm...
* 'Cause I'm easy
* Yeah, 'cause I'm easy
I can't sense her.
Probably because she's not a witch anymore.
Mm-hmm. No. Of course not.
Because thanks to me, she is now a nymph.
Thanks...to you? What did you do?
I had to be the one in control.
I had to be the one to find the stupid demon,
which, by the way, I have not done yet.
Well, thanks to me, my paper's gonna get an exclusive on her
because I slept with Jason.
Oh, good. So this is all your fault, then?
Mm. Perfect.
Let's forget about whose fault this is, OK?
Either way, we need to figure out a way to find Paige
before the demon does.
Well, it's not gonna do any good
unless we come up with a vanquishing potion.
Uh...Paige already did that.
She did? Yeah.
Huh. ( telephone rings )
Hello.
Oh.
I think we found Paige.
* Get off the phone, He just broke up With his girlfriend *
* We dyed our hair And played a show Over the weekend... *
I don't see her.
LEO: You don't want to.
Oh, that cat's out of the bag.
Come on.
Paige, what are you doing?
I'm dancing, Leo. Do you want to come dance with me?
No, Paige! Come down here,
before somebody recognizes you.
MAN: All right, Paige! Lookin' good!
Ah, so much for that.
Come on, Paige, we're getting you out of here.
I can't. I can't leave till I find my satyr.
Her satyr? Get--
Talk to her.
Paige, honey, listen, we need you.
We can't save your fellow nymphs without you.
You don't need me, Piper.
The hell I don't! Paige, listen to me.
You are not a nymph, you are a witch,
and a damn good one at that.
That is your true nature.
Hey, Piper,
you've got to get those groupies off the stage.
They're distracting my band.
I know, I know, I'm working on it.
Piper.
Paige! Wait!
Where are we going? To our new satyr.
Do you hear his call? ( pan flute music playing )
( giggling )
( stops playing )
Welcome, my little nymphs.
Welcome.
( playing pan flute music )
I don't know how the hell to find her.
( sighs ) Well, maybe if we knew
why they decided to turn her into a nymph
in the first place, that would help.
That's because they needed a third sister, right?
Yeah, well, the book also says
that only certain types of magical creatures
can be turned into a nymph,
so what type was she?
The type that needed a change, maybe.
From being a witch? That's ridiculous.
Paige loves being a witch.
Until I came roaring back.
And I didn't just push her aside,
I actually pushed Paige right out the door.
Oh, are we back to blaming you again?
Yeah. Just checking.
Maybe the nymphs sensed that she was overdue for some fun.
She has been working around the clock lately.
Well, she had plenty of fun at P-3 last night.
Whoo! Film at 11:00.
( Wyatt crying )
I'll take care of it. You guys stay on it.
OK, what haven't we tried?
I think we've pretty much tried everything.
Right. Well, then, it's time to start thinking outside the box.
Come again?
It was Paige's theory,
and it worked pretty damn well for her.
Paige was working on a spell
to locate the nymphs using the 4 elements of nature.
Wow, that's a novel concept.
Yeah, well, I mocked it.
But if she's right, it should lead us
to where the nymphs live,
and therefore Paige.
Oh! Here's water and fire.
A little bit of wind.
OK, so all we're missing is earth.
( cell phone rings ) I'll go get some dirt from the backyard.
Hi. Hello?
Hey, it's Jason.
Hey.
I can't really talk right now.
It's not about us, Phoebe, it's about your sister.
And what about her? I'm not the only one who saw her.
There was a photographer at your sister's club last night
because of the band.
I've got pictures.
And what are you gonna do with the pictures?
Well, if I don't print 'em,
I'll be the only paper in town that doesn't.
You know what? Just print 'em.
Phoebe. Look, if we hadn't slept together, Jason,
you would have never known that she was one of them.
If we hadn't slept together,
I wouldn't have hesitated to print them.
Phoebe, will you please tell me what's going on here?
No comment.
( sighs )
( laughing and chattering )
No, no, I don't want any wreath.
No, no berries. I just want the spring.
What's the matter? Why aren't you dancing?
Something doesn't feel right.
Is this much farther?
We're almost there. TULL: Good.
How did you know we needed a new satyr?
You called me with your little dance, didn't you?
Oh, forgive her, she's new.
Well, then, she should be silent, shouldn't she?
Shouldn't we be worried about the demon that killed the last satyr?
I'll take care of him. How?
Enough with your questions, nymph!
It's not our place to question him.
We only wish to please. Mm-hmm.
But you don't know him.
We protect and nourish the forest
while caring for our satyr. That's all we need to know.
It's in our nature.
It's in your nature.
It's in "our" nature. You're one of us now.
We're here. Where? Where is it? Show it to me.
It's so beautiful.
( laughing )
( clears throat )
XAVIER: You.
Hi. No offense, but we were looking for some wood nymphs.
Wait, you two know each other?
Yeah, I was the one that blew off his arm.
Wow, that looks like it hurts.
It does.
Are you sure we even need this?
Well, that depends on how many parts I gotta blow off
before he tells us where the nymphs are.
You're too late. My brother's found them already.
Oh, your brother.
Where is he?
You know, we can just keep doing this
but he's never gonna talk.
And then he's just gonna try and fry us,
we're gonna have to dive out of the way, get all dirty,
and we're just gonna end up vanquishing him anyway.
So should we just cut to the chase?
I don't see why not.
No, wait.
I'll tell you.
( sighs )
Aaaaaah!
Told you!
Oh, man!
Now how are we gonna find Paige?
Well, we can just sit and wait
for his brother to come back.
Oh.
I thought no one was supposed to drink from the spring.
They're not.
At last.
Satyr? We should leave now.
Your satyr is dead, nymph.
My name is Tull,
brother of Xavier, son of Naides.
And I will have our revenge!
That's right, nymph, be afraid.
There are no witches here now to protect you.
Oh, no?
Hurry, close the spring.
No!
Oh, no.
TULL: No, no!
Xavier?
Xavier, where are you?
You're stepping on him.
What?
No.
No! Now you should tell us where our sister is,
unless of course you want to join your brother.
Uhh!
( breathing heavily ) Throw it!
( grunts )
Paige calls that a potion?
If we kill him, then how are we gonna find Paige?
What have you witnessed in the last few minutes
that leads you to believe we're gonna kill him?
Just try it!
Hang on!
( groans )
Your powers have no effect on me.
I'm immortal now.
Arrogant.
( grunts ) Ahh.
OK, run.
Paige!
Oh, God, what if she's, uh--
Don't go there. Paige!
You know, maybe we shouldn't be calling for her.
Maybe we should be--
Ah. Yes.
PIPER: Daisy? Miranda?
Don't be afraid.
You don't need a satyr
to tell you what to do anymore.
Come on! We need you!
And helping us helps you, remember?
( wind blowing )
Come with us.
PHOEBE: Here we go.
Paige!
PIPER: She's bleeding. We have to call for Leo.
MIRANDA: Here.
I think this will help.
What is that?
DAISY: Water from the Eternal Spring.
Wood nymphs wear a drop to remind us
of what we protect.
( deep breath )
Are you all right?
Yeah, I'll be all right if you tell me you got that bastard?
TULL: ( screaming ) No!
Well, I guess you didn't.
DAISY: He drank from the spring.
PIPER: Yeah, we noticed.
You think you can orb us out of here?
Uh, no, but maybe we don't have to.
If we can't vanquish him, maybe we can turn him into something else
that's also immortal, like a tree.
Yes, even when they die, they're reborn into new life and new growth.
Vengeance will be mine!
Piper, do you have any idea what they're talking about?
I think so. Good.
I will avenge my brother Xavier!
Uh, changing seasons changes all,
life renews as creation calls.
Nothing is immune, everything transmutes,
so take this demon and give him roots.
( straining )
Ow!
No!
( screaming )
Ouch.
That had to hurt.
Nice job, sis.
PIPER: You're not so bad yourself.
You know, you two make a great 1-2 punch.
Yeah, well, who's number one?
Ah, we'll talk about that later.
Uh, thank you for your help.
Told you you didn't need a satyr.
Oh, we don't know.
We can't imagine protecting the forest without him.
It's never been any other way.
PIPER: Well, changes are good...
for all of us.
He's so...innocent.
If he only had any idea
what Mommy and Auntie Paige did today.
They turned a very bad man
into a very big tree.
Shh! Ohh.
He's gonna have enough problems
growing up around me as it is.
Are you kidding me?
He is lucky to have you.
Mmm. Yeah, well,
lucky or not, he's got me.
I so missed not being around him today.
( knocks ) Hello?
Shh!
Sorry. You guys, I just wanted to let you know
that I'm, um, going out.
Ah, trolling for satyrs, are we?
No. I'm not trolling.
I'm just gonna go out with one of the guys in the band.
Oh, really?
Don't you think he's gonna be expecting the wild child?
Never know. I just might have to give him a little somethin'-somethin'.
Paige and I have decided to share the responsibilities
of head witch so that I can spend more time with Wyatt
and she can--
Rock on.
( chuckles )
Good night, you guys.
All right, rock on.
Don't do that.
Rock on. Give it up, man.
What? Give it up.
I'll show you give it up. You give it up
is what I'm saying right now!
Your plant could use some water.
I'll get right on that.
I saw tomorrow's advance copy.
I noticed that you're running the article.
Yes, I am.
And I also noticed
that Paige's name wasn't in it.
No. It isn't.
Thank you.
You know, it's ironic.
You were the one who was worried about sleeping with the boss,
how it might affect your job.
Turns out, it affected mine.
How so?
I didn't buy this paper
to bury stories like this one, Phoebe,
but...that's basically what I just did.
I don't know what your sister's involved in,
but the truth is, I--I...
I care about you too much to cause you any hurt.
That's not very professional of you.
I know.
Maybe you should fire you.
Maybe.
I am still a little curious
about what you know of these Godiva Girls, though.
Where they come from...
What happened to them...
You're not gonna tell me, are you?
I didn't think so.
( outro music playing )