1 00:00:47,923 --> 00:00:48,966 Every morning, 2 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,677 millions of New Yorkers leave their crowded apartments 3 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,929 and head out to the even more crowded streets 4 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:55,138 on their way to work. 5 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:56,974 Today, I was one of them. 6 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,518 Sometimes, a girl just needs a new start. 7 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:03,146 I had a new do, a new mortgage, and, therefore, a new job. 8 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:08,569 I had just submitted my first freelance article 9 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:11,446 for one of the most relevant and provocative magazines 10 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:14,199 on the newsstands today, at least to me. 11 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,285 Vogue. 12 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:19,454 Also known as Mecca, where I belonged. 13 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:20,831 This isn't Vogue. 14 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:24,376 Oh, you didn't like it? 15 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:26,003 No. No one is saying that. 16 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:28,297 Well, I am. I'll say it. I didn't like it. There, I said it. 17 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,966 What Enid is trying to say, Carrie, 18 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:32,884 is that you wrote a wonderful first draft. 19 00:01:32,968 --> 00:01:33,885 That isn't Vogue. 20 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:36,972 There it was, the article I'd put my heart and soul into, 21 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:38,557 and it was bleeding. 22 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:41,018 Your spin on the idea, Carrie, is very clever. 23 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:44,187 Different types of men as the new accessories for fall. 24 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,023 "A Prada..." 25 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,943 "A Prada dress should always be worn with an investment banker." 26 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:51,153 I mean, that's wonderful. 27 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:55,240 Julian, the assignment was 500 words on accessories, not men. 28 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:58,118 And I'm not convinced she knows anything about purses. 29 00:01:58,201 --> 00:01:59,703 Or, for that matter, men. 30 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:01,622 Enid, for the love of God! 31 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:03,832 Ms. Bradshaw, what you've handed us here 32 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:06,126 is essentially just your newspaper column 33 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:08,587 with the word "style" jammed in where the word "sex" used to be. 34 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:11,673 We're not looking for Vogue according to your agenda. 35 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:14,134 -No one cares about your agenda. -That's not true. 36 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:16,887 Oh, forgive me. I don't care about your agenda. 37 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:18,722 I care about designers. 38 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:21,725 Oscar de la Renta, Chanel, Dior. 39 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:27,356 I want less Carrie Bradshaw and more, "Carry this bag with these shoes." 40 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:28,357 Do you see what I mean? 41 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,275 You're a writer. You should be writing this down. 42 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:34,196 I was trying to find a way to introduce the bags and the bracelets 43 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:35,364 with a little humor. 44 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:37,866 Kind of, "Men are the new black." 45 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:43,080 -It was supposed to be funny. -It was supposed to be bags. 46 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:49,336 Well, I didn't really bring a writing implement. 47 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:53,298 Can I... Okay. Bags. 48 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:57,094 An hour later, Enid had to leave for a lunch date... 49 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:00,389 ...presumably to devour another writer. 50 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:03,392 Don't let Enid get to you. She just came back from Paris, 51 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:06,019 and apparently humor and irony are out this season. 52 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:10,691 Billie Holiday. 53 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:14,486 The only woman I can think of in more pain than you right now. 54 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:18,657 Come on, cookie, chin up. 55 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:20,992 In publishing, you need two things. 56 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:22,869 A tough hide, 57 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:25,664 and a dry martini. 58 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:29,167 Martinis in the morning? Is this allowed? 59 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:30,585 Is it Vogue? 60 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:32,295 Only in absolute emergencies. 61 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,631 Last time I broke this out 62 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:37,884 was when I heard that fun-fur was making a comeback. 63 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:43,598 Look at this mess. 64 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,352 Why was I even hired? 65 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:49,271 Well, I'm afraid you have me to blame for that. 66 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,983 My daughter introduced me to your column about a year ago. 67 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:55,610 I thought you'd be a natural at Vogue. 68 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:57,571 Well, I guess you thought wrong. 69 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:58,739 Haven't been wrong yet. 70 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:01,992 Vogue is all about vision. And you, cookie, have got vision. 71 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:05,579 We just have to find a way to hide your vision from Enid's vision. 72 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:09,124 A little less you, a little more purse... 73 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:11,251 Come on. 74 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:13,795 Drink. 75 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:16,006 Cheers. 76 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,302 One and a half martinis later... 77 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:24,598 And the sad thing is, this is what I do best. 78 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:27,017 -I mean, look at it. -Cookie, you're drunk. 79 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,144 -Yeah. 80 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:30,562 Cookie's drunk. 81 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,482 I'm drunk at Vogue. 82 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:36,777 How can anyone get so drunk on one and a half martinis? 83 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:38,945 I didn't eat breakfast, and I'm a size two, 84 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:42,282 which should make me perfect for Vogue, but, nope, 85 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:45,827 I'm drunk, and a failure at Vogue. 86 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:47,829 I feel awful. This is my fault. 87 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:48,997 Oh, Julian... 88 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:52,167 I came in here today so cocky. 89 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:53,835 I thought I knew it all. 90 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:57,088 I had my men jokes 91 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:58,924 and my purse puns. 92 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:02,844 And you heard her. What do I know about purses? Nothing. 93 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:04,971 What do I know about men? 94 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:07,599 Oops. 95 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:10,936 I spilled. 96 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,355 I spilled at Vogue. 97 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,482 Okay. Okay. 98 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:19,069 Maybe we better just take you home. 99 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,904 I can't go out there. 100 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:22,280 I'm drunk. 101 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:25,242 I'm drunk at Vogue. 102 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:29,412 Oh! 103 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:36,002 -Left, right, left. -Yeah. 104 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:37,379 Now look at me. 105 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:39,840 Pretend I'm saying something fantastic about corsets. 106 00:05:40,549 --> 00:05:41,550 Excuse me. 107 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:44,135 Please tell me that wasn't Anna Wintour. 108 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:45,470 It wasn't. Just... 109 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:47,597 -Left, right. -Right. 110 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,057 -Left. -Left. 111 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:53,520 Left, right, left. 112 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:56,273 So sorry. 113 00:05:57,482 --> 00:06:00,360 That night, at a more appropriate cocktail hour... 114 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:03,572 Oh, come on, there must be something you want for your birthday. 115 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:06,867 What I want for my birthday is not to celebrate it this year. 116 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:08,952 What if I want to celebrate it? 117 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:12,122 That would be celebration enough. Besides, I have everything I need. 118 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,082 Oh, it's not about needing something. 119 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:16,710 It's about wanting something just for fun. 120 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:19,337 Something decadent, something naughty, even. 121 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:21,298 May I tempt you with dessert? 122 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,966 How was everything this evening, Mr. Wright? 123 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,759 -Delicious, thank you. -Alexa. 124 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:28,221 I took the liberty of pre-ordering our chocolate soufflé 125 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:29,389 for you and Ms. Jones, 126 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:31,016 if you're in the mood for something sweet. 127 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:33,727 Always. Thank you for keeping an eye on us. 128 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:34,853 I couldn't help it. 129 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:36,938 You're the most attractive couple in the restaurant. 130 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,738 I know what I'd like for my birthday. 131 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:48,408 An all-night, nonstop, championship fuckfest with you. 132 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:51,119 Then consider your candles blown. 133 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:52,579 And Alexa. 134 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:54,998 You asked. 135 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:59,461 Is a three-way with a 21 -year-old a bad idea for Richard's birthday? 136 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:01,046 What are you gonna get him next year? A four-way? 137 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:03,840 Look, he doesn't wanna be monogamous. He'll either cheat with or without me. 138 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,592 Well, happy birthday to you. 139 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:07,052 It's not like he asked me to get him a hooker. 140 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:08,929 These are the options? 141 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:09,888 It's someone we know. 142 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:11,973 And at least this way, I'm part of the fantasy. 143 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:13,516 Yeah, the fantasy being 144 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,227 that he's attractive to someone young enough to be his daughter. 145 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:17,771 He is, Charlotte, that's the problem. 146 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:19,773 Richard's in his fucking prime. 147 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:22,317 Men get better-looking as they get older and women get-- 148 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,235 Three-ways, apparently, or... 149 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:28,156 a Marc Jacobs ultra-mod little notebook, huh? 150 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:31,868 Evidently, I'm recommending it to Vogue shoppers. 151 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,954 Just be careful, Samantha. 152 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:36,790 When a man has a fantasy and you fulfil it, 153 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:39,167 there's always the chance that the relationship could blow up, 154 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:40,502 and then you're just the idiot 155 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:43,046 who did it with him on the golf course, or something. 156 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,882 -Was it you and Trey? -No, it's a "for instance." 157 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:49,552 Sorry I'm late. I was shopping for a stroller. 158 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:52,472 I shouldn't even be here. I should be out doing all the things 159 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:54,140 I'm supposed to do before the baby comes, 160 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:56,518 and I'm unable to leave my apartment ever again. 161 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:58,520 Like what? Jujitsu and off-track betting? 162 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:00,188 Like buying a crib. 163 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:02,440 -Oh. -Evidently, I'm to go to Crib World 164 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:04,067 because it's a whole world of cribs. 165 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,194 I guess Crib City wasn't big enough. 166 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:08,905 Why isn't there a store called "This Is the Crib For You"? 167 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,281 And they just have one great crib 168 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:12,909 and they deliver it and assemble it, and help you raise your child. 169 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,160 You don't have a crib yet? 170 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:15,954 No, Charlotte, I have a job instead. 171 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:20,458 I'm sorry, but when am I supposed to find time to prepare for this baby? 172 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:22,919 I don't have a vague idea how I'm gonna do any of this. 173 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,213 Well, I don't have a Vogue idea, so hello. 174 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:26,715 Why don't you let old One-Ball help you? 175 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:27,882 Yeah, I tried that. 176 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:31,011 And he starts acting all father-figure, and I get territorial, 177 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:33,221 and the salespeople get confused. 178 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:35,348 Trust me, it's too complicated for Crib World. 179 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:36,349 Let me help you. 180 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,268 I know you said you didn't want a baby shower, 181 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,894 but it's not too late to change your mind. 182 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:42,230 -I hate baby showers. -Ugh. Who doesn't? 183 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:45,900 The games, the finger sandwiches, all that enforced oohing and aahing. 184 00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:48,069 I don't ooh and aah. I don't care who's having a baby. 185 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:49,279 Think of the gifts. 186 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,531 It'd be a great way to get all the stuff you need. 187 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:52,782 Without having to go to Crib World. 188 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,492 But who would I invite besides you guys? 189 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:56,453 All the bitches that made you go to theirs. 190 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,121 -Hmm. -It's your shower, 191 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,999 and you can invite or not invite whoever you choose. 192 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:03,168 Would you really want to throw me a baby shower 193 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:04,836 after all you've been through this year? 194 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:06,755 Yeah. 195 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:08,882 I think it would be good for me. 196 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:13,720 Okay, but no cutesy, storky shit. 197 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:17,098 Just an adult, dignified lunch with presents, 198 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:19,100 which I will open after everyone leaves. 199 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:21,311 You have to open the presents. 200 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:24,689 No opening of presents, no games, no crustless bread. 201 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:26,232 And I want fried chicken. 202 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:28,777 Fried chicken? But it's not Super Bowl Sunday. 203 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:31,196 It's my shower, and I'll fry if I want to. 204 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,490 What should we do for our gift? 205 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,076 Let's just stick to the registry three-way. 206 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:41,414 The next day, Charlotte decided if she was going to host a baby shower, 207 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:44,584 she should hide the evidence that she had wanted one of her own. 208 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:55,011 Later that week, I had a meal with the perfect dinner accessory, Julian. 209 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:58,431 So, my wife is a former dancer. She was with the Martha Graham Company. 210 00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:01,810 And the first time I saw her on stage, I fell in love with her. 211 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,395 She pliéd and I plotzed. 212 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:09,567 It'll be 24 years next September. 213 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,402 So you got married right out of grade school. 214 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:13,613 I knew there was something about you that I liked. 215 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:17,325 Mmm. What about your life? 216 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:19,327 Is there a man in your life? Is it a great love? 217 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:21,704 Um... 218 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,249 Well, I just broke up with somebody. 219 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,418 And yes. 220 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:31,548 It was a great love. 221 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:35,260 But he went there. I went there. 222 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,511 And there you have it. 223 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:42,392 So, Julian, the reason that I asked you to dinner tonight-- 224 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,810 Was because you knew I would pay? 225 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,770 Besides that. Um... 226 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:50,108 I wanted to tell you that I really appreciate your interest in my article, 227 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:53,027 but I've decided not to finish it. 228 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:57,115 So, what, you're just gonna quit? No, no, I don't let my kids quit. 229 00:10:57,198 --> 00:11:00,368 Technically, I'm not one of your kids. I'm just a girl you get drunk sometimes. 230 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:02,120 All right, forget about me. 231 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:05,081 What would your father say about you quitting? 232 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,458 My father wouldn't have a whole lot to say about quitting. 233 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,169 He quit my mother and me when I was little. 234 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:11,087 Sorry. 235 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,882 Thanks. No, I mean, a long time ago. I was five. 236 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:14,799 Why'd he leave? 237 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,385 No idea, never said. 238 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,555 And that's the name of that tune. 239 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,682 Hmm. 240 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:28,521 -What? -No, no, it's interesting. 241 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,524 Your father leaves without any answers, 242 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,151 and you spend your life asking questions about men. 243 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,780 Well, it's 20 years of analysis. Forgive me? 244 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,200 -Yes. -Okay, Vogue. 245 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:41,201 Vogue. 246 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,536 What if I could fix it so that you only deal with me, 247 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,496 and Enid spends less time hating your writing, 248 00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:47,332 and more time hating Tom Ford's line, hmm? 249 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,500 Julian... 250 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:51,669 Come on, cookie, you're no quitter. 251 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:53,922 We get to work on this together. What do you say? 252 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,382 Why are you being so sweet? 253 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,092 Martini guilt. 254 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:03,723 Later that night, I got to thinking about fathers, 255 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:04,891 or the lack of them. 256 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:08,519 Some say a daughter's relationship with her father is the model 257 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:11,397 for all her subsequent relationships with men. 258 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:15,026 Is that just pop psychology, or is there some truth to it? 259 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:17,487 And if you were given a less-than-perfect model, 260 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,114 does it mean a life of less-than-perfect relationships? 261 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,033 I couldn't help but wonder. 262 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:25,620 How much does a father figure figure? 263 00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:28,248 Gentlemen, I understand your concern, 264 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:30,333 but I'm looking at the contract right now. 265 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:34,087 I'm sorry, could you hold for a moment? 266 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,422 I'm on a conference call here. 267 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,967 Charlotte York says it's an emergency. 268 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:44,305 -Charlotte, what's wrong, are you okay? -I'm fine. 269 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:45,682 I'm just looking over your registry, 270 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,225 and there are some things you forgot to include. 271 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,351 Like a Manhattan Whoozit. 272 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,019 -A what? -It's a learning toy. 273 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:53,314 Active toys make for passive children. There's a whole philosophy behind it. 274 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:54,649 I don't have time for philosophy. 275 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:56,901 I'm on a conference call with our London office. 276 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,653 What about a Peek-A-Ball? Peek-A-Ball! 277 00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:01,489 -Peek-A-Ball, Miranda? -Jesus, Charlotte. I have to get back. 278 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,783 Just one more quick thing. I know you said no storks, 279 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,994 but I saw the most gorgeous centerpiece, in the shape of a stork-- 280 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:08,663 -I'm at work. -We have to order it by noon. 281 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,624 Now, its feathers are white Fiji mum. 282 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,543 -What did I say? -No storks. 283 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,461 But these people are giving you expensive gifts, 284 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,213 and they're gonna want to see a little baby. 285 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:21,342 No storks, no present opening, no cutesy baby stuff. We agreed. 286 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,803 -What about a marzipan baby carriage? -Charlotte! 287 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,222 It has a white chocolate, peanut butter baby inside. 288 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,432 And you can eat the baby. 289 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,018 Miranda? 290 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:32,020 Miranda? 291 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:33,938 The next day, 292 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:37,275 Samantha made a conference call of her own. 293 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,027 Ms. Jones, welcome. 294 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:40,737 Will Mr. Wright be joining you for lunch? 295 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:44,365 No, actually, it's Richard's birthday this weekend. 296 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:47,702 And I'm trying to put together a little celebration for him. 297 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:50,246 Certainly. Would you like to reserve one of our banquet rooms, or... 298 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,873 Oh, that won't be necessary. 299 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,125 It's a very small party. 300 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:57,545 A very small private party of three. 301 00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:01,174 Just Richard, myself, and a third... 302 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:03,843 if you have any openings. 303 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:06,304 I'm wide open. 304 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,513 Lucky me. 305 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:11,559 And now that Charlotte's house was ready for the baby shower, 306 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,854 she wanted to make sure Miranda's house was ready for the baby. 307 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,565 So, the bassinet can go over here 308 00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:18,524 -by the bed. -Uh-huh. 309 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:20,651 So that when you have to get up for feedings, he's right there, see? 310 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:21,652 -Yeah. -Unless you're planning 311 00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,363 to have him sleep in the bed with you. 312 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:26,491 -Can't I go to jail for that? -No. 313 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:29,827 In fact, many cultures believe that it's safer for the baby's breathing. 314 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,245 Although you do run the risk 315 00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:33,164 of rolling over and smushing him in your sleep. 316 00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,332 But that almost never happens. 317 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:37,168 But almost isn't never, so if you want to err on the side of safety-- 318 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,087 Um, I'll just put him in the thing. 319 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,631 -The bassinet? Great. -Mmm. 320 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:46,052 And then when he's big enough, you can put the crib here. 321 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:47,845 Is that what you were thinking? 322 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,764 Oh, I hadn't thought about that yet. 323 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,808 You need to start thinking about these things 324 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,476 'cause there are a million questions to answer 325 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,228 before the baby ever gets here. 326 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,562 Do you have a birthing plan? 327 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,564 Do you know what kind of a mother you wanna be? 328 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:01,692 Yes, I plan to be a good mother. 329 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:04,445 But a marsupial mom or a stroller mom? 330 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:07,115 Will you be breastfeeding or bottle-feeding? 331 00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:08,741 And what about babyproofing? 332 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:11,202 'Cause with all the sharp edges around here, 333 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,663 I mean, this place is a death trap. 334 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,040 Okay, you need to back off. 335 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,208 I'm just trying to help. 336 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:20,837 This is your idea of helping? Pointing out all the things I do badly? 337 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,839 -I'm not pointing out-- -Yes, you are. 338 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,593 You need to try to let other people in a little. 339 00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:31,347 'Cause once you have that baby, it's not just you anymore. 340 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,724 You're not gonna be able to control everything. 341 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:37,770 Look, I just want to enjoy the fried chicken and be done with it. 342 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:38,938 Oh, um... 343 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:42,191 Well, I had to rethink the fried chicken, 344 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,735 'cause you're the only one who wanted all that breading. 345 00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:48,448 So instead we're having mesclun greens and a lovely puttanesca, 346 00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:50,158 with a Fiji mum centerpiece. 347 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:52,910 A Fiji mum stork centerpiece? 348 00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,912 One stork. I think you can deal with one-- 349 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,331 Two storks. I saw the invitation. There's a stork on the invitation. 350 00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,750 That's not a stork. That is a duck. 351 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,753 And that duck is smoking an "It's a Boy" cigar. 352 00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:03,754 That duck's not for children. 353 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:06,299 That duck is fucked. This whole shower is fucked. 354 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,426 You can't have a shower without some baby stuff. 355 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,803 You keep this up, you're gonna have a shower without a mommy. 356 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:11,888 Fine! 357 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,851 Miranda, you better show up. 358 00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:19,228 I am not getting stuck with a bunch of lawyers, 359 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,563 who, if they're anything like you, 360 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,815 won't even appreciate a beautiful puttanesca. 361 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,359 Watch out for the sharp edges! 362 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,240 Thanks for coming down and talking. 363 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,910 I really didn't have a choice. You couldn't make it up the stairs. 364 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,371 -There, you feel better? 365 00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:42,001 The back, yes. The other stuff, no. I'm gonna be a terrible mother. 366 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,586 -Miranda! -I am. 367 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,088 I have no maternal instincts, no patience. 368 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,007 The way I yelled at Charlotte... 369 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,885 She was just trying to point out what needed to be childproofed. 370 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,013 -Oh, my God. -What? 371 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,307 I'm what needs to be childproofed. 372 00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:58,768 You wanna quit? 373 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:00,978 Come on, I'll quit the magazine, you quit the baby. 374 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,104 We'll be two quitters. 375 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,190 We'll live happily ever after. 376 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,275 Can I tell you a secret? 377 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,402 You're not really pregnant, it's water weight? 378 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:09,946 I dropped my niece on her head. 379 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,699 I was babysitting when I was 13, and I got bored. 380 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,701 I got bored, Carrie. 381 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,079 I was doing my homework, she slid down the couch. 382 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:22,583 -Two stitches. -Get off my stoop! 383 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,336 How is this kid ever gonna make it? 384 00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,422 A type-A mother who works 50 hours a week, 385 00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,925 -and no father figure. -He has a father figure. 386 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:32,718 Steve. 387 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:33,886 I meant you. 388 00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:36,639 -Oh, really? -Yeah. 389 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,349 I do like those Yankees. 390 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:47,400 -Second date, dinner and a movie. -Yeah, I hate them. 391 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,195 Hey. 392 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,364 Do you think it really can be as simple as: 393 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:56,826 "My father walked out, therefore I'll always be messed up about men"? 394 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,996 My father came home every night at 7:00 on the dot, 395 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,247 and I have no clue about men, either. 396 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,082 -So it's a crapshoot. -Mmm. 397 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,669 Do I have to go to my own baby shower? 398 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:10,214 -I RSVP'd to a duck with a cigar. -All right. 399 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:13,509 -You're going. -Okay, it's late. I gotta catch a cab. 400 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,136 Wait, let me get you a forklift. 401 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,307 -When you're ready. -Yeah, okay. 402 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:20,933 Go, go, go. 403 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:24,437 -Good girl, good girl. -Thank you. 404 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,896 -You did good. -You too. 405 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:30,067 The next day, Miranda decided not to duck her own shower. 406 00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:32,361 - Hey, you showed up. -Yeah, yeah. 407 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,531 Bring on the ladies in hats, and let's get this over with. 408 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:40,119 -Where'd you put all the storks? -You said you didn't want any storks. 409 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,829 Yeah, I know, but... 410 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,915 Charlotte! 411 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,753 -What did you do? -Well, it's your shower. 412 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,340 Oh. Can you get that, 'cause I have to get the rest of the sandwiches, 413 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:54,258 which have all of their crusts. 414 00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:57,637 Nothing cute. No ridiculous, over-the-top baby stuff allowed. 415 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:58,721 Oh. 416 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,516 -Hey, Mama. -Why are you opening the door? 417 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,977 Aren't you supposed to be sitting on a lily pad, being worshipped? 418 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,937 What is that? 419 00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:10,399 It's a four-tiered baby cake made entirely of diapers. 420 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,985 -I baked it myself. -We ordered it online. 421 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,570 What am I supposed to do with it? 422 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,447 How the hell should we know? Didn't you want one? 423 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:17,406 No. 424 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,993 We're not taking it back. We've already been seen carrying it down Park Avenue. 425 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:22,953 Definitely not Vogue. 426 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,498 Charlotte said it was the shower gift. 427 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:28,125 See, I told you we should've gotten the massage certificate. 428 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:30,795 One hour, two platters of chicken, 429 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,296 and 13 lawyers later, 430 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,340 all talk had turned to babies. 431 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,800 Well, almost all. 432 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,636 She may be 21, but I have 21 years of experience. 433 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,221 I could fuck her under the table 434 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,180 That's good to know, 435 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,724 because in a three-way situation, it could come to that. 436 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,768 Honey, I have tricks she hasn't even seen. 437 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,436 Those Trix aren't for kids. 438 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,690 And no matter what happens, she's just renting him. I own. 439 00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:51,816 Exactly. 440 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:54,193 Although, I don't really own. 441 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,320 So it's more of an illegal-sublet type of thing? 442 00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:57,446 Yeah. 443 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,489 Wow. 444 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:03,994 It's a breast pump. 445 00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:05,454 Oh! 446 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,666 You know, I didn't want you coming to my office to borrow mine. 447 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,752 You know what? I have to pee. 448 00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:14,505 Oh, no, wait, wait. Here. 449 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,716 -You take Charles. -Oh. 450 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,259 Have fun, Mom. 451 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,176 Okay. 452 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:22,138 All right. Keep it coming, ladies. 453 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,473 -Let's keep the presents coming, ladies. -Miranda. 454 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,350 -Yeah? -Nothing. 455 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:31,564 -Something tells me this one's Tiffany. 456 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:32,648 That's from me. 457 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,650 Oh. 458 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,528 -That is elegant. -Oh, my God. 459 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:41,240 That's exactly like the rattle Trey gave me when we first... 460 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:47,621 -You okay? -I'm fine, I'm fine. Sorry, everybody. 461 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:50,416 Excuse me. 462 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,336 What happened? 463 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,422 What did I do? 464 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:04,638 -Charlotte? -I just need to be alone right now. 465 00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:06,557 Okay. 466 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:12,438 Except, you know, you got 20 people in the other room. 467 00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:27,161 -I'm sorry I ruined your shower. -You didn't. 468 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,790 And there wouldn't even be a shower to ruin if it weren't for you. 469 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,795 Look, I know this is hard. 470 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:40,966 And I really appreciate you trying to be okay with me having this baby... 471 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,136 because I need you. 472 00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:48,599 I mean, let's face it. You're the only person in my life... 473 00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:55,648 who knows how important it is to have a cake made entirely out of diapers. 474 00:21:57,775 --> 00:21:59,360 There's lotion in there too. 475 00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,195 Oh, yeah? 476 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:05,741 And, um, baby bottles. 477 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,118 And a receiving blanket. 478 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:10,454 See? 479 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,250 I would never have known that. 480 00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:17,336 You would've figured it out. 481 00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:18,921 And just like that, 482 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:22,716 Miranda realized she might be a good mother figure as well. 483 00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:27,388 Uh, hello. 484 00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:31,475 Somebody better go check on Mommy in the guest bath, 485 00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:34,186 'cause little bits here has wet himself. 486 00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:37,022 -And myself, I might add. -Oh. 487 00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:39,608 Well, I happen to have four tiers of diapers. 488 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:40,609 Oh, good. 489 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,736 Ladies, can we cut the cake and get out of here? 490 00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,864 -I have a three-way to go to. -Yeah. 491 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,491 That's my earring. 492 00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:49,827 That night, at the birthday three-way, 493 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,079 Samantha made sure it happened her way. 494 00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:53,497 Just so we're clear, 495 00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:58,085 tonight is just about sex, not love. 496 00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:00,713 So there will be no kissing on the mouth. 497 00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:04,133 Richard's lips are off-limits to anyone but me. 498 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,593 What if he kisses me? 499 00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:07,928 Who's up for champagne? 500 00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:09,513 I'm up for anything. 501 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:25,821 Hey! 502 00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:27,615 Easy, Sam. 503 00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:30,576 There's more than enough of me to go around. 504 00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:32,161 You tell her, Daddy. 505 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:35,205 The one thing Richard didn't want for his birthday 506 00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:36,665 was to feel older. 507 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:39,043 -Get rid of her. -I'm on it. 508 00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:42,504 Hey. 509 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:46,091 It was time for the fledgling to leave the love nest. 510 00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:51,263 Anything else you want for your birthday? 511 00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:53,682 No, this is great. 512 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,101 Just you and me. 513 00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:00,898 What about my three-way? 514 00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:03,567 I have a busboy arriving at midnight. 515 00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,030 Seriously, let's try this. 516 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:10,908 Just you and me. 517 00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:13,077 Nobody else. 518 00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:15,704 Oh. 519 00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:17,915 Okay. 520 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:21,502 By giving Richard what he thought he wanted, 521 00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:24,463 Samantha finally got what she needed. 522 00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:25,547 Monogamy. 523 00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:27,424 The following night, 524 00:24:27,508 --> 00:24:30,094 with a little after-hours help from my favorite editor, 525 00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:33,514 I finished the impossible. My first Vogue piece. 526 00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:36,141 And now my favorite part of the writing process... 527 00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:39,019 -print. 528 00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:40,479 Congratulations, cookie. 529 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:42,690 Five hundred beautifully written words 530 00:24:42,773 --> 00:24:45,651 and some of them even include the Carrie Bradshaw agenda. 531 00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:47,236 Cleverly hidden, of course. 532 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,029 It's a literary Where's Waldo? 533 00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:51,156 When I finish a new piece, 534 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,909 I usually celebrate by opening a bottle of Château La Tour. 535 00:24:54,368 --> 00:24:55,452 How do you celebrate? 536 00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:57,871 By buying shoes and purses. 537 00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:02,001 Well, in that case, have you ever heard of the Vogue accessories closet? 538 00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:09,133 Oh, my God! 539 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:12,177 It's too good. 540 00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:14,179 I'm sorry, but it's... Oh! 541 00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:16,306 It's too good! 542 00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:19,268 You're just like a kid in a couture candy store. 543 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,186 This is too much. 544 00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:23,647 How can this be? 545 00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:26,400 Well, designers send us things, and we photograph them. 546 00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:30,863 -Oh, my God! -Shh, Carrie! 547 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:32,865 Do you know what these are? 548 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:34,575 We're not even supposed to be in here. 549 00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:37,578 Manolo Blahnik Mary Janes. 550 00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:40,664 I thought these were an urban shoe myth. 551 00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:44,585 Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be pillaging the men's side. 552 00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:47,004 Okay. Oh, my God! 553 00:25:47,421 --> 00:25:50,883 These are authentic patent leather. 554 00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:54,678 And if they don't fit, so help me, I'm gonna wear them anyway. 555 00:25:55,345 --> 00:25:56,972 Oh. Crap. 556 00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:00,642 Oh, they almost fit. 557 00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:02,186 - Carrie. -Yeah? 558 00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:04,521 Tell me what you think about these Versaces. 559 00:26:04,605 --> 00:26:06,315 Okay. All right. 560 00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:13,197 Oh! 561 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,866 -What do you think? -Oh, my... What... 562 00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:18,952 -What are you doing? -I'm just showing you these briefs. 563 00:26:19,036 --> 00:26:21,455 Well, don't. 564 00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:23,624 Julian, pull your pants up. 565 00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:26,418 Oof! Look at you in those Mary Janes. 566 00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:27,669 Stop. 567 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:31,215 What happened to your wife, the dancer? 568 00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:33,133 She's having an affair with her friend, the chiropractor. 569 00:26:34,468 --> 00:26:36,220 -Carrie. -What? 570 00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:37,596 I find you adorable. 571 00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:39,431 You're old enough to be my father. 572 00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:42,226 Hardly. Would your father wear Versaces? 573 00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:44,269 Pull your pants up now. 574 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:45,687 All right. But, cookie, 575 00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:47,773 as someone who really cares about you, 576 00:26:47,856 --> 00:26:49,983 let me just say, I think you have some serious issues with men. 577 00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:51,693 I do right now, yes. 578 00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:55,906 An older man can help you work through some of those father issues, cookie. 579 00:26:55,989 --> 00:26:58,992 Okay, don't "cookie" me, Freud. Pants up. 580 00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:02,704 Show some respect. This is Vogue. 581 00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:05,541 Turns out Julian had an agenda, as well. 582 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,960 But it was cleverly hidden, of course. 583 00:27:09,253 --> 00:27:12,089 From then on, once a month, when I went to Vogue, 584 00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:14,800 I thought it best to work exclusively with Enid. 585 00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:18,637 This new piece shows improvement, but still positively reeks of you. 586 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:22,015 This magazine doesn't care what Carrie Bradshaw has to say about shoes. 587 00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:24,226 What does Carrie Bradshaw know about shoes? 588 00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:27,187 Enid, with all due respect, 589 00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:29,565 men, I may not know, 590 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:31,191 but shoes... 591 00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:33,819 Shoes, I know. 592 00:27:37,698 --> 00:27:40,284 -I'm walking. -Oh, I'm walking too. 593 00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:43,453 I admit it's tempting to wish for the perfect boss, 594 00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:46,248 or the perfect parent, or the perfect outfit. 595 00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:49,585 But maybe the best any of us can do is not quit, 596 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,295 play the hand we've been given, 597 00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:53,714 and accessorize the outfit we've got.