1 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:53,136 When a marriage breaks up, there are numerous ways to cope. 2 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,556 You can cry. You can move. 3 00:00:55,639 --> 00:00:57,975 -It's left-right, not right-left. - Oh. 4 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:02,604 Or, as Charlotte did, dive into a new routine. 5 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:03,939 A tap routine. 6 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:05,399 I feel good. 7 00:01:05,691 --> 00:01:08,777 I even signed up for sculpture and tap dancing class. 8 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:10,821 Because Lord knows you can't do one without the other. 9 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:13,532 And everyone keeps telling me to take time to grieve. 10 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:14,783 I don't need time. 11 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:17,077 This divorce is going to be clean and swift, 12 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,745 like pulling off a Band-Aid. 13 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:19,663 Carrie? 14 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:23,000 Oh, my God, I thought that was you. 15 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:26,795 There it was, the unmistakable voice of Susan Sharon. 16 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:28,213 So what's new? What's going on with you? 17 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:29,756 Oh, you know, same old, same old. 18 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:33,176 Just writing, gallivanting, eating. You know, the usual. 19 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:34,928 -Carrie. -What? 20 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:36,638 You're forgetting the most important thing. 21 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:40,392 Oh. Oh, jeez. 22 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:43,103 -I'm engaged. -They're engaged! 23 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:45,397 -You're getting married. -Yeah. 24 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:49,276 -Oh, my God. Oh, Aidan. Oh, mazel tov. -Yeah. 25 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:52,195 Oh. Okay. Let me see, where's the... 26 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:55,907 Oh, here. It's here. It's right here. See? 27 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:58,410 Oh. Why you wearing it around your neck? 28 00:01:58,493 --> 00:02:00,120 Is that what the people are doing these days? 29 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:02,748 -I'm so out of it. -No, no, it's just me. 30 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:05,459 It's closer to my heart this way. 31 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:07,461 Oh. 32 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:08,962 Oh! 33 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:11,673 So, spring wedding? 34 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:14,217 -Fall wedding? Where are you doing it? -Uh... 35 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:17,554 God, we haven't even begun to think about that stuff. 36 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,181 You better chop-chop, missy. 37 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:22,768 Because these places book up, I'm telling you, years and years. 38 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:25,145 Okay, anyway, the wedding. 39 00:02:26,063 --> 00:02:29,107 The next morning, a hotel mogul and his publicist 40 00:02:29,191 --> 00:02:31,401 began another grueling day at work. 41 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:35,781 -Can I help you? -You're gorgeous. 42 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:37,449 Tell me something I don't know. 43 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:40,494 As intimate as their personal affair had become, 44 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:42,579 when it came to their business affairs, 45 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:45,123 Samantha remained cool and professional... 46 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:51,380 in theory. 47 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:53,632 -J.J. Mitchell. 48 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:55,425 J.J., Samantha Jones. 49 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:58,553 I have your column in my hand, and I'm very disappointed. 50 00:02:58,637 --> 00:03:01,098 Jonesy, I thought you'd be sucking my dick 51 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,558 for finally getting Richard Wright's name in the paper. 52 00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:05,310 We'll talk about your dick in a second. 53 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:08,063 Richard Wright canoodling with Bebe London? That's bullshit. 54 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:11,608 I happen to know he's canoodling with one woman, and it's not Bebe London. 55 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,860 Uh, okay. Guess which hotheaded publicist 56 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:15,654 can't seem to keep track of her own client. 57 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:19,199 Guess which two-bit gossip columnist is talking out of his ass. 58 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:22,202 Believe me, I'd rather be talking out of your ass, Jonesy. 59 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:23,453 So just say the word-- 60 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:25,497 -Jonesy? 61 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:30,293 J.J. Mitchell's column said you were canoodling with Bebe London. 62 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,546 He's an idiot. Just giving you a heads-up. 63 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:34,965 Oh, hey, all press is good press, right? 64 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:37,676 So you were canoodling with Bebe London? 65 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:39,261 Is that a problem? 66 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:41,972 No. 67 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:45,892 I just need to get all the facts, so I can do my job. 68 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:49,229 Why don't you take a break from your job and get that sexy ass in here? 69 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:02,743 In an effort to drown out thoughts 70 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:04,870 of Richard canoodling with Bebe London, 71 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:07,789 Samantha focused on her own canoodle. 72 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,877 And in a more modest shower uptown... 73 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:17,048 -Excuse me, have we met? -Can I get in there? 74 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:18,884 Got the Sheetrock guy coming in ten minutes. 75 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:21,428 -It's really coming along over there. -Oh, yeah? 76 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:24,347 Walls are coming down, washer-dryer's on the way. 77 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:28,185 Oh, I forgot about the washer and dryer. 78 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,479 I've been dreaming of that my whole New York life. 79 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:32,189 Here's something else for you to chew on. 80 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,356 What's that? 81 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,233 How about Hawaii? 82 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:37,903 -As what, the 50th state? -As in, we get hitched. 83 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:42,157 We grab a couple friends, down some mai tais, tie the knot. 84 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,451 You know, we can get "Maui'd." 85 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,787 Hey, buddy, did you just pun in the nude? 86 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:47,871 Yeah. 87 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,915 What did I tell you about that? 88 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:52,417 -Give me the soap. -What do you think? 89 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,712 -What, about Hawaii? -Yeah. 90 00:04:56,963 --> 00:05:01,218 Come on, do I look like the "hang ten," "surf's up" kind of bride to you? 91 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:04,638 'Cause I really think my grass skirt days are over. 92 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:09,017 Okay, how about Aspen? Christmastime in Aspen. 93 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:11,520 You, me, a polar bear, a judge. 94 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:13,188 How's that sound? 95 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:17,442 For a shower with so little water pressure, 96 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:20,362 I suddenly felt a ton of it beating down on my shoulders. 97 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:26,660 And here's the spine, right here. 98 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,329 Isn't that incredible? Oh, here's the heart beating. 99 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:35,836 -See? -Kind of. I think so. 100 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:37,712 Okay. 101 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:41,341 Do you want to know the sex? I can tell you right now, if you do. 102 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:42,926 Um... 103 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:45,011 -Okay. -Sure? 104 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,474 Ah! It's a boy. 105 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:54,020 It's a boy. How do you feel? 106 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:01,570 Wow! Great, a boy! 107 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:03,697 Boy, oh boy! 108 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,659 I just faked a sonogram. 109 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:09,244 I'm sorry? 110 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:10,912 I was lying there, 111 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:14,249 the technician's giving me a guided tour of my uterus, 112 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:16,042 then she tells me I'm having a boy, 113 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:17,752 -and I just-- -Oh, my God! 114 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:20,505 Miranda, you're having a boy? 115 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:23,383 You see? That. That's what this woman wanted out of me. 116 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:25,677 But I couldn't get it up for her, so I faked it. 117 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:30,432 What exactly does a fake sonogram look like, in case I ever need to do it? 118 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:32,601 Oh. 119 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:36,855 Everyone else is glowing about my pregnancy. When will I? 120 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:39,482 Yeah, I get the same thing every time someone hears I'm engaged. 121 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:40,650 They're like... 122 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:44,613 I'm supposed to get all excited about picking a date and a place and a theme. 123 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:47,699 And I just want to lie down and take a big nap. 124 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:49,284 I feel like a deadbeat bride. 125 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:51,786 So don't do all that stupid stuff. Fuck them. 126 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:55,457 Well, I better do something soon because I'm getting the distinct feeling 127 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:58,501 my grace period is O-V-E-R. 128 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:02,964 I don't even want to look for a dress. Me, no dress. 129 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:05,634 -What's wrong here? -Maybe it's like the dentist. 130 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:09,721 You put it off, and put it off, and then you finally go, 131 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:11,348 and afterwards you feel great. 132 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:13,183 God, I have to go to the dentist. 133 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:16,770 Okay, wait. I'm having a radical idea here. 134 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:20,273 There's a horrible bridal shop a couple of blocks away. 135 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,610 -We could go. You-- -How do you even know this? 136 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:26,237 Because every time I pass by it, I go... 137 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:29,616 We could run in, you could try on the worst dress they have, 138 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:31,910 just face the dragon, get it over with. 139 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:33,662 And then I'll treat you to a Tasti D-Lite. 140 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:35,664 It's like aversion shock therapy. 141 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:38,375 You want me to try on a bad wedding dress? 142 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,961 You're gonna have to do a lot better than Tasti D-Lite. 143 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:44,756 -I'll try one on too? -Whoo! 144 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,551 -Hi. -Hello. 145 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:49,844 Ladies. 146 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:52,722 My friend Miranda here is getting married. 147 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:57,394 So we're looking for something special, and we're in kind of a hurry. 148 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,771 And, uh, for Carrie here, 149 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:02,983 we're thinking of something with a lot of bows, 150 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:04,442 very frilly and poufy. 151 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:06,361 We want her to look like a giant cupcake. 152 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:09,823 I'm sorry, which one of you is getting married? 153 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:12,367 We both are. We do everything together. 154 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,953 Right now, Miranda has everything but the gown. 155 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:16,997 -And the groom. -Whoops. 156 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:19,666 Okay. Is this a lesbian wedding? 157 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:23,044 Oh. No, it's a very straight-laced, conservative crowd. 158 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:24,629 -Lot of Wall Street types. 159 00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:28,299 I'll see what I can find. Come with me. 160 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:30,719 -Your rehearsal dinner's gonna rock. 161 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:33,680 Okay, on the count of three. 162 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:37,392 One, two... 163 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:47,444 Look at you. 164 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,155 Stop, I'm gonna pee in this thing. 165 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:52,198 -Look at you. -Look at yourself. 166 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:54,784 Hold still, you need a veil. You need a veil. 167 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:55,702 Okay. 168 00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:59,247 Look, look, look. Look! 169 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:03,043 Oh! I look beautiful. 170 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:05,336 You can't even tell that I'm pregnant in this. 171 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:08,339 The sleeves help balance out the tummy. Don't you think it's kind of fetching? 172 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:09,799 -Don't you-- -Oh, my God. 173 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:13,386 This is too tight, I can't breathe. Can you get it... Can you get it off me? 174 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:15,263 -Are you kidding? -No, I'm not kidding. 175 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:18,349 Um, okay. Shh! You don't want the woman to come back in here. 176 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:21,186 I'm not kidding. Get it off. I'm burning up. I can't breathe. 177 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:25,899 I'm sorry. Oh, my... There are a million buttons back here. 178 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:30,028 -Oh, my God, your back is all red. -Just get it off, just rip it off. 179 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,162 Oh, my God. 180 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,664 What just happened? 181 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:44,292 I can't do it, I can't get married. 182 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:45,543 This is all your fault. 183 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,797 How could you take her to that dump? 184 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,007 It was an experiment. It went awry. 185 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,676 Okay, let's just slow down. 186 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,054 This is classic cold feet. Let's not do anything rash. 187 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,014 Rash. Yes, exactly, rash. Look at this. 188 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:03,103 My body is literally rejecting the idea of marriage. Look. 189 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:05,980 Yeah, once you get a rash from a guy, it's time to heave-ho. 190 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:09,025 No, it's not him, it's me. I'm missing the bride gene. 191 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,236 I should be put in a test tube and studied. 192 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:13,488 It's not just you. I don't wanna get married. 193 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:14,697 Ever? 194 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,992 Why do we even have to get married? Why? 195 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:19,536 Give me one good reason. 196 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,080 Aside from the not-wanting-to-die-alone thing. 197 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,958 Which is something to think about, I admit. 198 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:29,003 Well, for me, when it was good, it gave me a sense of security. 199 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:31,339 But I feel secure now. 200 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:33,049 Things are great with us. 201 00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:35,176 And you know what they say, "If it ain't broke..." 202 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:36,594 Don't marry it. 203 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:39,305 -What are you afraid would change? -I don't know. 204 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:42,392 Nothing. Everything. 205 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,811 Every bride feels that way at one point. 206 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,521 Why aren't they speaking up? 207 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:49,107 Carrie, I'm gonna ask you an unpleasant question now. 208 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:51,568 Why did you ever say yes? 209 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,653 Because I love him. 210 00:10:54,154 --> 00:11:00,410 A man you love, kneels in the street and offers you a ring, you say yes. 211 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:01,452 That's what you do. 212 00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:03,371 Look, you get married, you hope for the best. 213 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:05,248 It doesn't work out, you get divorced. 214 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,500 You can take tap with Bojangles over here. 215 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:10,295 No, I can't take a vow of forever and ever 216 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:13,423 if what I mean is "for the foreseeable future." 217 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:14,757 I can't do that to Aidan. 218 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,134 Talk to him about it. 219 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:19,053 How? How do you talk about this? "Hey, Aidan, what's up? 220 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,221 I've just been thinking. 221 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:21,973 I'm having some doubts about the whole 'I do' thing." 222 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:23,016 It'll break his heart. 223 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,895 I should never have said yes. I'm a bad person. 224 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,104 It's amazing. 225 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,648 In a court room, reasonable doubt can get you off for murder. 226 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:33,568 In an engagement, it makes you feel like a bad person. 227 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:36,988 Look, everyone has anxiety around weddings. 228 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:40,241 Maybe your anxiety threshold is just lower than other people's. 229 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:41,451 That's an interesting theory. 230 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,786 You think that dress is still outside the dumpster at Tasti D-Lite? 231 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:48,666 After being hit by a bridal wave, 232 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:52,378 I tried to get my mind around the concept of happily ever after. 233 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,801 As progressive as our society claims to be, 234 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:02,472 there are still certain life targets we're all supposed to hit. 235 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:06,768 Marriage, babies, and a home to call your own. 236 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:10,480 But what if, instead of breaking out in a smile, you break out in a rash? 237 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,566 Is something wrong with the system? Or is it you? 238 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,818 And do we really want these things? 239 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,947 Or are we just programmed? 240 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:23,660 In a crisis, people always tell you to listen to your gut. 241 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,621 Mine was telling me to start smoking again. 242 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,289 Hi. Uh... 243 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,333 Marlboro Lights, please. 244 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:37,215 But I decided not to throw it all away. 245 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,092 You know what? Actually... 246 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:41,803 Just these. 247 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:45,348 Later, while Aidan worked on the apartment next door, 248 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:48,017 I worked on reprogramming my attitude. 249 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,019 Could I be a spring bride? 250 00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:54,232 Happy bride? 251 00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:58,528 Peekaboo bride? 252 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:00,863 Stop! 253 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,533 Stop! Aidan, stop it! 254 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:12,083 Aidan. Aidan. 255 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,336 I'm freaking out. 256 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,797 -I can't, I... 257 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,216 I cannot... I... 258 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:21,718 I am having... 259 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,638 a very strong reaction to all this change. 260 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,432 -Okay, just don't freak out. -I can't... 261 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:28,933 I am freaking out. 262 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,768 It all just feels really fast. 263 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:33,104 The hole? I told you I was gonna come through there today. 264 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:34,272 It's not just the hole. 265 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,027 What? 266 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,452 It's the marriage stuff. 267 00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:51,664 I love you, and I'm sorry 268 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:54,042 if I'm not supposed to talk to you about this. 269 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:56,544 But... 270 00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,464 -But I have to. -Hey. 271 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:02,717 Hey, come here. 272 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:04,844 Just sit down on the floor. 273 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:14,520 What's happening? 274 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,110 I didn't want to say anything, 275 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,655 but then that thing came through my wall. 276 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,706 I don't think that I'm ready to get married yet. 277 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,461 Do you hate me? 278 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,213 No, come on. 279 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,007 You're catching me a little off guard here. 280 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,509 I know, I just... 281 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,094 No, it's... Hey. 282 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:47,929 I hear you, I hear you. 283 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:55,603 I need a minute here. 284 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:04,529 Is it because I said we could get "Maui'd"? 285 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:07,573 Huh? 286 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,370 Thank you for making a joke. 287 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:16,582 Let's slow it down. 288 00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,294 Okay, how much time do you need? 289 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,256 Six months? 290 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,092 Nine months? 291 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,763 End of the year? 292 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,265 Which year? 293 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:36,811 So, you just need some time? 294 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,232 Yeah, I think so. 295 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,276 Okay. 296 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:44,861 Okay. 297 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,196 We'll get there. 298 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,367 Thank you, Aidan. 299 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,871 Thank you for listening. 300 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,127 Did you see the washer and dryer out there? 301 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,299 Hmm? 302 00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:09,635 I love you. 303 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:17,477 The next day, Miranda enjoyed a few moments of solitude with her bills 304 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,936 and her cleaning lady. 305 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,104 Magda? 306 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,398 I'm gonna pay you for a whole month, okay? 307 00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:23,858 Oh! 308 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:29,071 Look what I found on the kitchen counter. It's beautiful. 309 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:32,742 -Did they tell you boy or girl? -Yes, it's a boy. 310 00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:38,498 A boy. A boy? 311 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,500 A boy is coming into the house. 312 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:43,002 A boy is highest blessing. It's good luck. 313 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,088 Smile. 314 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,133 Smile. 315 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,637 Smile for a boy. 316 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,015 -A boy! 317 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,975 A boy. Ah! 318 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:03,773 Oh! 319 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,071 And while Miranda had tea for one, 320 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,031 Charlotte was mastering "Tea for Two." 321 00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:14,116 You're coming across the floor with me. 322 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:20,623 Step shuffle step for you, step shuffle step for me. 323 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:25,795 And now two by two. 324 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:26,796 Go. 325 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:30,841 Next pair. 326 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,220 Nice. 327 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:39,642 Very nice. 328 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,357 You, in the flowers. Go. 329 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:49,694 -I don't have a partner. -Just go it alone. 330 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,529 And go. 331 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,281 I don't want to go it alone. 332 00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:55,741 You'll be fine. Come on, Flowers. 333 00:17:56,367 --> 00:18:00,788 Picture me upon your knee 334 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:06,210 I can't do this, I'm sorry, I can't. And I shouldn't have to. 335 00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:10,339 I deserve a real partner. And this song is abusive and hurtful. 336 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,382 Should I stop? 337 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:14,802 And you should think about how a person would feel 338 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,512 who's going through a very difficult divorce 339 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:20,349 and who just comes here to have fun and feel good about themselves. 340 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,816 In her attempt to skip over her grief, 341 00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,901 Charlotte tapped into her pain. 342 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,828 The next week, we all put on our finest, 343 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,872 and gathered at the Black and White Ball. 344 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,540 Richard Wright's charity fundraiser. 345 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:50,296 Aidan looks so handsome in a tux. 346 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,048 -Yeah. -How's he doing? 347 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,717 He's good, good. 348 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:58,971 Still a little thrown by the change in plans, but good. 349 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,766 I just hope I did the right thing. 350 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,935 You followed your feelings. That's always the right thing to do. 351 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,314 I'm drinking seltzer, 352 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,442 and I'm in a formal gown with an elasto-waist. 353 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:12,693 I really fit in here. 354 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:17,782 Do you realize you're growing a teeny tiny penis inside you? 355 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:19,617 That's so sci-fi. 356 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,953 Oh, my God! Miranda, you're having a boy? 357 00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:24,997 Aren't you so excited? 358 00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:31,504 Two glasses of French fizz here and a sody for you. 359 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,881 Aidan, did you know that Miranda's having a boy? 360 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,760 Think I'm gonna hurt myself. 361 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,846 I trust you're finding something noteworthy 362 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:44,058 -to put in your column, J.J.? -Oh! Look at you. 363 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,436 I can think of a few other places I'd like to put my column tonight. 364 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,814 -Dream on, J.J. -Never hurts to ask, right? 365 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:53,317 Okay, I'm sure you know this one, but guess which hotel king 366 00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:56,987 is having very private relations with a very public New York woman. 367 00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:59,198 Oh, I guess the cat's out of the bag. 368 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,533 Oh, it's out of the bag. 369 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,076 Look at them together. 370 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,622 That Judith McBain, she's insatiable. 371 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,375 Word is they've done it in every one of his hotels. 372 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:11,836 Excuse me. 373 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:14,922 Good chatting with you, Jonesy. 374 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:18,134 Samantha could handle the press but she couldn't handle the truth. 375 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,761 That fucking Richard is fucking the entire styles section. 376 00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:23,305 And for the first time in my life, I actually give a shit. 377 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:27,268 I think I have monogamy. I must've caught it from you people. 378 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:28,644 Now, it's airborne. 379 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:29,812 There are a lot of hot guys here 380 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,398 but I don't want to fuck a single one of them. Not him... 381 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:34,608 or him. 382 00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:36,986 What about this guy over here? 'Cause he asked me if I knew you. 383 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,195 -Who? -This guy... 384 00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:42,700 No, I'm not interested. 385 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,160 Oh, damn it, I'm not well. 386 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,162 At least you're not getting divorced. 387 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,872 Why don't you just tell Richard how you feel? 388 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,290 I can't do that. 389 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:52,168 He likes me because I'm supposed to be immune to this bullshit. 390 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:56,046 There goes that Judith Bitchy-McBitch heading for Richard. 391 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:59,008 Okay, I'm gonna go over there 392 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:02,303 and I'm gonna be completely calm, and completely professional. 393 00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:06,640 Every day, millions of people suffer from monogamy. 394 00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,058 There is no known cure. 395 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:10,352 -Oh, I'm so sorry. 396 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,441 Hey, gorgeous. Great turnout. 397 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:16,901 This is purely professional. 398 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,362 Exactly how many women are you fucking? 399 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:23,199 It's the Black and White Ball, not the "black and blue" ball. 400 00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:28,704 As your publicist, I must tell you all this canoodling and bed-hopping 401 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,164 is tacky and immature. 402 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,333 It makes investors nervous, and frankly-- 403 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:33,459 It makes you nervous too. 404 00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:36,504 As your publicist, yes, it does. 405 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:40,925 So grow up. Stop fucking other women, just fuck me. 406 00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:45,429 Come on, we're not the monotonous... 407 00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:47,640 I mean, monogamous type. 408 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,099 Well, maybe I am. 409 00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:52,561 Gorgeous, I'm not. 410 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:55,815 Fine. 411 00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,360 Hey, Jonesy, you get any good dish for me? 412 00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:00,903 In fact, she did. 413 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:04,114 Samantha gave J.J. an exclusive 414 00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:07,493 just to prove to herself that she was not. 415 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:10,329 -What the... -Oh, shit. 416 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,873 Shit. Just a minute. 417 00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:15,793 It wasn't the first time a guy went soft on Samantha, 418 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:18,295 but it was the first time she didn't care. 419 00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:21,507 Oh, Jonesy, I can't believe this is happening. 420 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:22,842 This never happens to me. 421 00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:25,177 I can give you a list of women who this has never happened with. 422 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:27,847 -That won't be necessary. -No, I want to. 423 00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:30,891 Listen, I want you to call Anna Bonnie at 957-7297, 424 00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:33,310 or Lisa Yellin at 459... 425 00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:35,980 There you are. Listen. 426 00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:38,315 Maybe I was too quick back there. 427 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,777 If there's anyone who could keep monotony interesting... 428 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,112 Hey, man of the hour. 429 00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,575 Samantha. 430 00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:49,410 You'll never change. 431 00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:54,039 And I wouldn't want you to. Let's just keep things as they were. 432 00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:56,333 This doesn't count. He couldn't even stay hard. 433 00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:57,418 Hey. 434 00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:58,961 Good seeing you, J.J. 435 00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:05,467 -Don't say it, limp dick. -Okay. 436 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,975 That's a very good look for you. 437 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,936 I think we both look kind of sharp tonight. 438 00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:19,273 You've never looked prettier, my friend. 439 00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:20,608 Thank you. 440 00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:23,319 Let's get married tonight. 441 00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:27,489 Come on, you've got this beautiful white dress on. 442 00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:30,784 I got this tux for another 13 hours. 443 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:33,787 Let's just do it. 444 00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:35,915 Let's get in a cab. 445 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:39,627 Airport, Vegas. Huh? 446 00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:41,879 No muss, no fuss. 447 00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:46,008 -Aidan, this isn't funny. -Seriously. Come on. 448 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:50,387 I mean, look, we get married tonight, 449 00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:53,307 we wake up tomorrow, it's done. 450 00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:59,021 All right? We're still us. We don't even have to tell anybody. 451 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:01,273 Well... 452 00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:03,901 What about what we discussed? 453 00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:06,445 Oh, come on. You're just scared. 454 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:08,405 Yes, I'm scared. 455 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:12,034 Come on, Aidan, we talked about this. 456 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,036 No, you talked and I listened. 457 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:18,290 Carrie, I looked at you tonight from across the room, 458 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,542 and I thought, "I love her. 459 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:22,711 And she loves me." 460 00:24:23,337 --> 00:24:24,380 What are we waiting for? 461 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,383 Because I need more time. 462 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:28,717 What's going to change? 463 00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:32,596 This is me. I don't have any tricks up my sleeve. 464 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,224 -This is who I am. -This isn't about you. 465 00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:38,185 I'm not ready for marriage. 466 00:24:38,686 --> 00:24:39,687 Well, I am. 467 00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:42,856 I'm sorry if that scares you, but I am. 468 00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:47,695 People fall in love, they get married. That's what they do. 469 00:24:47,778 --> 00:24:48,988 Not necessarily. 470 00:24:54,118 --> 00:24:59,415 Why can't we just keep things the way they are, just live together? 471 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,083 I don't want to live together. 472 00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:04,253 I've had girlfriends for 20 years. 473 00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:06,672 I want you to be my wife. 474 00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:08,716 Aidan, you're pushing me. 475 00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:10,718 Well, maybe you need to be pushed. 476 00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:12,970 What's the big deal? It's just a stupid piece of paper. 477 00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:17,266 If it's just a stupid piece of paper, then why do we need it? 478 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:18,809 Because I need it. 479 00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:23,063 I want to make this official and lock this thing down. 480 00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:27,401 Carrie, I want the whole wide world to know that you're mine. 481 00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:29,236 Who else's would I be? 482 00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:34,074 Oh, my God. 483 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:39,038 You still don't trust me. 484 00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:41,623 You don't even wear that ring on your fucking finger. 485 00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:44,334 I am yours. There is nobody else. 486 00:25:45,836 --> 00:25:49,298 I love you. But I can't marry you to make you trust me. 487 00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:51,133 Aidan. 488 00:25:51,842 --> 00:25:52,843 Aidan? 489 00:25:54,762 --> 00:25:55,846 Look at me. 490 00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:01,101 Look at me before we make a huge mistake. 491 00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:04,313 If you don't want to marry me right now, 492 00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:07,316 you'll never want to marry me. 493 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:09,735 That's not true. 494 00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:11,320 I think it is. 495 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,573 Yeah. 496 00:26:23,207 --> 00:26:24,917 I'm gonna sleep in the other apartment tonight. 497 00:26:25,459 --> 00:26:26,460 Really? 498 00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:29,046 Yeah, really. 499 00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:31,507 Just for tonight? 500 00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:35,344 I can't believe I'm back here again. 501 00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:39,181 Shit. 502 00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:52,736 We had left the land of black and white, and now everything was grey. 503 00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:55,823 To the outside world, 504 00:26:55,906 --> 00:26:58,325 Miranda's maternal gene might never kick in. 505 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:08,001 But that night, she felt a real kick from deep inside. 506 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:47,958 There are some walls you can push through 507 00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:49,334 and some you can't. 508 00:27:55,841 --> 00:27:57,968 That was the only night we would ever spend 509 00:27:58,051 --> 00:27:59,386 on the other side of the wall. 510 00:28:04,308 --> 00:28:06,977 The next day, Aidan moved out.