1 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:52,886 There is a time of year in New York 2 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:57,849 when, even before the first leaf falls, you can feel the seasons click. 3 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:02,854 The air is crisp, the summer is gone. 4 00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:07,401 And for the first night in a long time, you need a blanket on your bed. 5 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:18,245 It brings up other needs as well. 6 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:34,136 -Hello? -What are you doing? 7 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:35,971 Is this who I think it is? 8 00:01:36,305 --> 00:01:37,806 Who do you think it is? 9 00:01:37,889 --> 00:01:39,349 Princess Grace of Monaco. 10 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:40,642 She's dead. 11 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,853 So you can understand my surprise. 12 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:44,855 What's shaking, kid? 13 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:47,190 It's fall. 14 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,860 I thought it was still Indian summer. 15 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,028 Uh-uh. 16 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:54,364 Well, then I guess I should take off my moccasins. 17 00:01:55,574 --> 00:01:56,867 Are you still smoking? 18 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:00,370 Yes and no. 19 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:02,748 I'm bad. 20 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:04,791 Are you alone? 21 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:06,418 Yes, ma'am. 22 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:08,962 I can't sleep. 23 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,381 I'm feeling a little lonely. 24 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:14,843 -Do you ever feel lonely? -No. 25 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:21,600 -Can I come over? -Sure. 26 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:29,566 To be clear, it's just to keep each other company. 27 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:32,402 Well, I always enjoy company. 28 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:40,869 Get it while it's hot. 29 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:43,080 I thought it was just a company visit. 30 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:02,724 All your furniture's gone. 31 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:06,561 See? This is why I'm leaving New York. The crime. 32 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:08,397 Leaving New York? 33 00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:10,399 I'm moving. 34 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:13,068 You are not moving. 35 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,070 Tell that to my realtor in Napa. 36 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:16,571 Napa... 37 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:20,033 as in California? 38 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:23,161 I bought a vineyard. Well, half a vineyard. 39 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:25,205 Technically, it's three-quarters of a vineyard, 40 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:27,040 but there's a dispute over a hillside. 41 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:32,087 Take this pizza, and put it some place. 42 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,384 Wait... 43 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:38,885 You're moving? 44 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:43,306 Moving when? 45 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,308 Monday at 5:00. 46 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:48,770 And, what, if I hadn't happened to call tonight, 47 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:51,815 you were just gonna quietly go away without telling me? 48 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,692 I'm not big on good-byes. 49 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,486 I would've called you. 50 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:59,197 From where? A wine vat somewhere? 51 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,995 You can't leave New York. 52 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,038 You're the Chrysler Building. 53 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:10,208 The Chrysler Building would be all wrong in a vineyard. 54 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,085 Arrivederci, baby. 55 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:15,005 But... 56 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:17,340 Why? 57 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:18,967 I'm tired of old New York. 58 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:23,847 Well, if you're tired, you take a nap-a. You don't move to Napa. 59 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:36,443 I need a cocktail. 60 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:45,118 And downtown, another woman was feeling deserted. 61 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:51,041 -Hey, gorgeous. -Don't "gorgeous" me. 62 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,752 You're three hours late, and I've eaten half a box of chocolates. 63 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:56,546 When I get cellulite, you'll have no one to blame but yourself. 64 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,048 I got held up at the hotel. 65 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,425 Richard Wright, the telephone. Have you two met? 66 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:01,343 I was busy. 67 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,060 What's up? I mean, besides me. 68 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:15,732 I don't appreciate being kept waiting, especially when I have a gift for you. 69 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:18,485 Is this an actual gift, or are we talking sex? 70 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:29,913 -What's the occasion? -It's national "Richard's A Prick" day. 71 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,461 I saw it, and I thought of you. 72 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,340 -Do you like it? -Very much. 73 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:43,718 It was the closest Samantha had come 74 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:45,637 to giving her heart to a man, 75 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,806 in a long, long time. 76 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:50,600 I think it would be perfect right there. 77 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:02,279 You kept nothing to sit on, but you have your records and a turntable? 78 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,780 I know what's important. 79 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:07,409 Blood, Sweat and Tears? 80 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:10,787 Wow, shouldn't this be in a museum? 81 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:12,163 Be nice. 82 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:16,167 Henry Mancini. 83 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,838 Exactly how old are you? 84 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:22,799 It was my parents', and don't knock it till you've heard it. 85 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,384 -Here. -Thank you. 86 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:27,429 -Hey, easy, pops. 87 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,556 Just give me the record. 88 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,144 I've been thinking. 89 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:39,941 You can't slink out of town this way. We have to do it up right. 90 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:41,943 A proper good-bye. 91 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:44,195 You, me, New York. 92 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:46,031 You owe it to us. 93 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:50,160 And by "us," I mean New York and myself. 94 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:53,371 How's that wine? 95 00:06:58,168 --> 00:06:59,002 Mmm-hmm. 96 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:01,546 -It's from my vineyard. -In that case, I hate it. 97 00:07:07,469 --> 00:07:11,097 Moon river 98 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:15,894 -You can't be serious. -Wait, wait, wait. 99 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:18,396 I'm crossing you in style 100 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,440 -So corny. -No. 101 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:23,526 It's classic. 102 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:25,654 Listen. 103 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:28,114 You heart breaker 104 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:29,783 This was my parents' favorite song. 105 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:33,578 They used to put it on before they went out on the town. 106 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:37,582 I'm going your way... 107 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:38,500 Listen. 108 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:40,627 Two drifters 109 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:41,670 Did you hear that? 110 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:45,882 "Two drifters." When I was little, I thought it was "two twisters." 111 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:48,051 You know, the twist. 112 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:50,971 It was the '60s. 113 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:54,182 And my parents had the moves. 114 00:07:54,265 --> 00:08:01,272 We're after the same rainbow's end 115 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:06,194 Waiting round the bend 116 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:09,656 My Huckleberry Friend 117 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:16,746 Moon River and me 118 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:24,546 See? It got you. 119 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:41,855 Thank you for the company. 120 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:44,315 That's it? 121 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,318 You can stay. 122 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:49,612 No. I'll see you Sunday night. 123 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:51,906 Don't disappoint us. 124 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:55,368 And by "us," I mean you and me. 125 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:02,709 That pizza will be fantastic for breakfast. 126 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:06,463 Wherever you're going 127 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:10,467 I'm going your way 128 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:14,137 Two drifters 129 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:16,306 The next morning, I broke the Big news. 130 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:19,100 Going, going, gone. It's the end of an era. 131 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:21,269 I'm always surprised when anyone leaves New York. 132 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:23,855 -I mean, where do they go? -The real world? 133 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:25,607 A homeless man showed me his dick on the way here. 134 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,150 It doesn't get any realer than that. 135 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,818 Big wasn't even gonna tell you? 136 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,529 Nope. He said he'd call, but what if he didn't? 137 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:34,074 It's like those guys you have the great second date with 138 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:36,493 and then never hear from again. I pretend they died. 139 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,870 Okay, now the tough question. 140 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:40,663 Should you sleep with him one last time? 141 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:41,748 Exactly. 142 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:44,667 Going-out-of-business sex. What do we think? 143 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:45,710 No. 144 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:47,504 Okay, Quick Draw. Give it a second here. 145 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:50,090 -No. -We like each other. 146 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:51,382 We respect each other. 147 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:53,176 It could be nice. 148 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,220 Romantic. 149 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,305 Hmm. No. 150 00:09:57,388 --> 00:09:58,807 You had sex with Steve. 151 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:00,183 Uh-huh. 152 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,894 Sex with an ex can be depressing. 153 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:04,979 If it's good, you don't have it anymore. 154 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:07,357 If it's bad, you just had sex with an ex. 155 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,026 - It wouldn't be bad. -Oh. 156 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:11,486 I'm just saying. 157 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:14,823 Aren't you afraid that the sheer force of it all 158 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:17,492 will just pull you back into all that Big stuff again? 159 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:20,245 -No. He's not Niagara Falls. -Isn't he? 160 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:23,957 I love you, sweetie, but you're not giving me any credit. 161 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,501 This is not two years ago. Things have changed. 162 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,837 I'm different now. Big and I are different. 163 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,132 I feel safe around him. 164 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:34,092 He's like this... 165 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:38,179 This great man in my life, and he's leaving. 166 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,057 Use a condom. That's all I'm saying. 167 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:44,269 Well, I don't know how you survived any of it, Big or Aidan. 168 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,020 This love stuff is a motherfucker. 169 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,772 Did you just say "love"? 170 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:52,068 Oh, what the hell? My name is Samantha. I'm a love-a-holic. 171 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,528 Hi, Samantha. 172 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,280 It's so infuriating. 173 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:57,282 I mean, where can this possibly go? 174 00:10:57,365 --> 00:11:00,285 No one actually makes these relationship things work, do they? 175 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,036 I think they're the same people who leave New York. 176 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:05,582 I'm just really surprised Big is moving. I always thought... 177 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:07,584 Never mind. 178 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:11,212 You always thought what, never mind? 179 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:14,591 I just always thought that you two would end up together. 180 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:15,758 How? 181 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,720 I don't know. Yes, they made mistakes, but-- 182 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,388 They were never supposed to be together. 183 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:23,308 If she was gonna wind up with anybody, it was Aidan. 184 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,268 This is all very informative. 185 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:27,896 You don't have enough distance to have sex with your ex. 186 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:30,398 Okay, thanks for the sound advice, Mommy Biggest. 187 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,942 I haven't had sex since my ex. 188 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,904 Honey, you should get on that. It's the only way to move on. 189 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:36,821 Use a condom. 190 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:42,535 Later that night, I got to thinking about fate, 191 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:45,663 that crazy concept that we're not really responsible 192 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:47,123 for the course our lives take. 193 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,376 That it's all pre-destined, written in the stars. 194 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,170 Maybe that explains 195 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:56,716 why, if you live in a city where you can't even see the stars, 196 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:59,469 your love life tends to feel a little more random. 197 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:03,431 And even if our every man, every kiss, every heartache 198 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:06,434 is pre-ordered from some cosmic catalogue, 199 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:08,186 can we still take a wrong step 200 00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,855 and wander off our own personal Milky Way? 201 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,649 I couldn't help but wonder, 202 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,443 can you make a mistake and miss your fate? 203 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:20,949 If you look at how brilliantly Monet suggested glimpses of sky, 204 00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:24,452 and the luscious, tactile quality of the canvas, 205 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:28,623 you can see how he established his fate as one of the true poets of nature. 206 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:30,833 And my personal favorite. 207 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,253 Charlotte's fate led her to the Museum of Modern Art. 208 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:35,922 Follow me, and we'll move on to the Pollock. 209 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,548 Okay. Okay. 210 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,511 -Weren't you here last Sunday? -Uh, yes. 211 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,596 I was. Um... I love the Impressionists. 212 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:44,514 Ah. 213 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,767 And I'm trying to get up the courage to invite you to dinner. 214 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:51,271 Oh. Oh, that's very sweet, but-- 215 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:53,356 But you have a boyfriend, right? How could you not? 216 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,817 Oh, actually, no. No boyfriend. 217 00:12:55,900 --> 00:13:00,905 But, um, I was, um, just separated, and I'm not really ready to date yet. 218 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:04,367 I totally understand. I went through a divorce last year. 219 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:05,868 -I'm Eric, by the way. -Oh. 220 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:07,704 Oh. Right. 221 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,665 Viewing Jackson Pollock's One 222 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,876 is an almost overwhelming exp... 223 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,253 Really? 224 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:18,131 And speaking of overwhelming exes, 225 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,842 there was Charlotte's, with his mother, Bunny. 226 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:24,137 Oh, I detest Monet. He's such a sap. 227 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,221 Mother, 228 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:28,182 you have simply got to learn how to form an opinion. 229 00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:33,104 Okay, enough Pollock. 230 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:37,358 Follow me, as we move on to Paul Gauguin. Now. 231 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,027 Come on. 232 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,946 I changed my mind. I'll have dinner with you. 233 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,740 Yup, mmm-hmm. Hurry, everyone. 234 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,491 In order to avoid her ex, 235 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:49,078 Charlotte ran all the way into the Expressionist era. 236 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,289 And up on the Upper West Side, 237 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:55,084 two other exes were dealing with A, B, and Cs. 238 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:58,129 "Connect part C with bracket B and bolt 3." 239 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:01,132 Okay, now you're not even making sense. 240 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:02,675 That can't be right. 241 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:07,472 "Connect part C to bracket B using bolt 3." 242 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:10,725 Hand me bolt 3. 243 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,732 Aren't you gonna point out that you were right? 244 00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:20,360 Nope, you got 40 pounds on me. 245 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:28,910 I was thinking of Danny. 246 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:30,828 Danny who? 247 00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:32,455 For the baby. Danny 248 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:33,790 Hobbes. 249 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,708 Huh. "Danny." 250 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,128 I like that. 251 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,172 Did you have any other ideas? 252 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:45,134 -Paul. -Paul. Huh. 253 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:50,765 Paul is a big name in the Brady family. You know, my dad and my grandad. 254 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:52,934 Well... 255 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,770 Paul. 256 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:59,565 But even then, Dad, you didn't even know him. 257 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,442 "Danny" is better. 258 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,154 "Hey, Danny, you wanna go shoot some hoops?" 259 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,199 It sounds right. 260 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,451 Good. 261 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,037 Wow. 262 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,749 We're making something for little Danny. 263 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:21,087 -Don't cry, Steve. -I'm sorry. 264 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,223 Gorgeous, I've got work to do here. 265 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,810 You want out of this, just say it. 266 00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:38,521 I don't wanna have sex once, and I want out? 267 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,398 Not just once. What about yesterday? 268 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,150 -We were at the opera. -I was bored. 269 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,902 I fucked you for three hours when we came home. 270 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,028 Big whoop! 271 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,826 -Why haven't you hung the hearts? -I will. 272 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:54,579 It's been laying against that wall for days. 273 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:57,415 -I'm not sure it belongs here. -You mean, I don't belong here. 274 00:15:57,498 --> 00:16:00,793 Samantha, a stranger to love, didn't do it very well. 275 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,628 I heard the weather this morning, 276 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,964 but they didn't say anything about a shitstorm. 277 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,175 Where were you on your lunch hour? 278 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,552 I stopped by, and you weren't there. 279 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,180 -I was eating. -Eating? Eating who? 280 00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:15,558 I saw you get into a cab with a woman wearing come-fuck-me heels. 281 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,063 Listen, Richard. 282 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,609 Just tell me you're sleeping with someone else, 283 00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,402 and we'll call it a day. 284 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:35,077 The hearts would be better in the den. 285 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,456 I had a salad and salmon. 286 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,209 The woman is a business associate. 287 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,169 I do not want out of this. 288 00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,838 But if you do, this is a good way to go. 289 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:52,929 I'm sorry. 290 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,806 She was an interior designer. 291 00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,434 You believe me, right? 292 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:00,978 Yes. 293 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,607 -Yes, I do. -Come on. 294 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,276 He's ploughing someone else, I know it. How could he not be? 295 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,694 The man was a tramp. 296 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:11,364 You're not cheating on him. Miracles happen. 297 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,533 I think he's doing it on his lunch hour. I'm gonna follow him. 298 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:16,661 -Oh, Jesus. -Don't worry, he won't know it's me. 299 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,121 I've got a wig from the Raquel Welch wig line. 300 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:22,667 The Raquel Welch wig line? 301 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:26,796 Sassy shag, chestnut brown, cute. Very realistic for synthetic hair. 302 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,589 And why would you be doing this? 303 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:30,508 I can't go any farther down this love road 304 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:31,801 and have my heart broken. 305 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,886 If he's cheating on me, I have to know now. 306 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,346 Samantha, if you love him, 307 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,349 don't you think there's even the slightest chance 308 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:39,976 that he might really love you too? 309 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:41,435 Mmm-hmm. 310 00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:43,187 I stole a key from his cleaning lady. 311 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,106 I'm gonna sneak in and check his answering machine. 312 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:47,108 I do not have bail money, just so you know. 313 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:49,610 Ooh! 314 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,405 Hello, lover. 315 00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:56,534 Oh, I am needing those for my last Big night on the town. 316 00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:58,953 What are you two gonna do? 317 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:02,123 Drinks, dinner, dancing. Very old New York. 318 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,041 No, I meant, sex or no sex? 319 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,502 Oh, please. I'm just getting around to picking the shoes. 320 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,547 Our mistake was we never really agreed on 321 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,507 what each other wanted out of the marriage, so... 322 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,677 No, right. My wife and I, totally different backgrounds. 323 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:19,223 And you would think that we'd be able to see that was gonna be the problem. 324 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:20,683 But nope. 325 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,894 We were in love. 326 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,063 Yeah, love, right? 327 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:27,898 Love is tricky. 328 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:29,525 I mean, it's just... 329 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,862 so hard to see clearly through it. 330 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,155 Exactly. 331 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:37,158 -It's like a fog or something. -Yeah. 332 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,705 You're very sweet, Eric. 333 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,500 And after dinner, 334 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:50,004 Charlotte invited Eric home for coffee and... 335 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,925 The "and" being "I'm determined to move on from my ex" sex. 336 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,260 Wow. 337 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,140 This place is huge. Wow. You live here alone? 338 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,224 Uh-huh. 339 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:03,893 It's not that big. 340 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,229 Not that big? Wow. 341 00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:11,108 Look in there. Was your ex, like, a king or something? Wow. 342 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,528 -He was a doctor. -Wow, look at the size of this place. 343 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:16,405 Wow. 344 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:18,407 I live in a studio. 345 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,701 Wow. You're rich. 346 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:25,956 Huh. My ex-wife was an Orthodox Jew, and you're a rich girl. 347 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:29,043 Why can't I ever find a woman who's compatible with me? 348 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,127 You know what? 349 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,755 I'm not really feeling that well. 350 00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:34,757 Maybe you should go. 351 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:39,095 Jesus Christ, it's huge. It goes all the way back there. Wow. 352 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,972 -Follow me. -Yeah, good idea. 353 00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:46,185 Charlotte realized she may be ready to deal with her marriage past, 354 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:47,853 but not her dating future. 355 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,564 I had a lovely dinner. Bye. 356 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,610 Contrary to popular opinion, 357 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:59,532 I have decided to give myself permission to sleep with Big, if it feels right. 358 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:02,201 So put that in your pipe and smoke it. 359 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,453 Well, you're a big girl. 360 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,664 Can I get that in writing? 361 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,917 Oh, man, it better stop raining before tonight. 362 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,712 I have the most amazing shoes, and water will just not do. 363 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,006 What, are you having a baby or something? 364 00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,508 -Damn. -What? 365 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:18,968 And that was just a kick. 366 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:22,096 -Wait till the labor starts. -You okay? 367 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,432 -I'm getting a little freaked. -Well, yeah. 368 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,059 Carrie, will you be in the room with me? 369 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,271 Steve's a good coach, but he's too emotional. 370 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:33,649 I'm gonna need something normal to look at, it'll make me calmer. 371 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,235 Okay, but I'm there purely for decoration. 372 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,279 I'm not cutting any umbilical anything. 373 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:40,698 Okay. 374 00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:45,995 That night, after the rain, after the dinner, after the dancing, 375 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,455 I took Big for a ride. 376 00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:50,082 I can't believe you actually talked me into this. 377 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,170 A buggy ride in Central Park. 378 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:58,382 -Very corny. -Nope. Classic. 379 00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:05,264 So, what are you gonna do out there in Napa, besides watch grapes shrivel? 380 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:10,019 Work, smoke cigars, 381 00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:12,688 look at the stars. 382 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,231 I give it a week. 383 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:18,402 New York. 384 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,113 New York. 385 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,617 Aren't you gonna miss it? 386 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:28,329 Nah. 387 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:32,625 But I will miss you, kid. 388 00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:37,087 Very much. 389 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,349 Your cell phone's ringing. 390 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,601 I don't have a cell phone. 391 00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:55,022 Oh, Jesus, that is me! Oh! 392 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:58,609 Miranda gave me one, 'cause, you know... 393 00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,027 You know... 394 00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:04,406 Oh. How the hell does this thing... 395 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,577 Thank you. Miranda? 396 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,538 Hi, I'm in labor. 397 00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:12,623 Meet me at Mount Sinai, at 99th and Fifth. 398 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,083 Okay, is Steve with you? 399 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:17,878 Uh, no, he's on his way from the bar. I didn't think that I should wait. 400 00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:20,548 -Are you okay? -So far. Taxi! 401 00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:24,260 Okay, I got a cab. I gotta go. Hi. 402 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,136 Miranda's in labor. I have to get out of here. 403 00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:27,555 -I have to get to Mount Sinai. -Easy, easy. 404 00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:29,723 Excuse me, sir. We have an emergency 405 00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:33,185 and we need to get to 99th Street and Fifth Avenue in a hurry. 406 00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:34,937 I can't leave the park. I'll get a fine. 407 00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:37,773 -What's your name? -Bobbo. 408 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,358 Okay, Bobbo. 409 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:43,988 Here is 400 bucks. 410 00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:46,782 See what you can do. 411 00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:48,284 -Bobbo? 412 00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:01,005 One short carriage ride later... 413 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,216 Okay. 414 00:23:08,429 --> 00:23:10,764 So, you leave tomorrow at 5:00? 415 00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:12,474 How about lunch? I'll come over around 2:00? 416 00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:15,686 I can't believe you're leaving me alone with a horse and buggy. 417 00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:18,939 -Thanks for the ride, Prince Charming. -Any time. 418 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:22,735 Carrie. 419 00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:31,243 81 st and Park, Bobbo. 420 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:56,018 Boy, you will do anything to stop me from having sex with Big. 421 00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:58,896 -You look pretty. -So do you. 422 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,232 Shouldn't you be lying down 423 00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:04,318 or biting on a leather strap or something? 424 00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:07,154 I'm moving around, trying to get my water to break. 425 00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:10,115 The doctor says it's better than having them break it for you. 426 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:14,244 So, what can I do? 427 00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:17,373 When this gets going, 428 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,792 don't let anyone get all cheerleadery on me. 429 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,670 I don't want any of that "You can do it, push," shit. 430 00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:23,712 Okay. 431 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:29,259 And thus, with a destroyed pair of Christian Louboutins 432 00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:31,303 began Miranda's delivery. 433 00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:35,182 And it would continue well into lunch hour the next day. 434 00:24:44,858 --> 00:24:47,778 There she was, Miss Sassy-in-her-Shag, 435 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:51,365 trying to catch Richard with his lunchtime shag. 436 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:14,763 -Follow that car. -Are you fucking kidding me? 437 00:25:15,556 --> 00:25:16,640 Just go. 438 00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:23,355 One cab ride and a breaking-and-entering later, 439 00:25:23,439 --> 00:25:27,276 Samantha found herself at Richard Wright's bedroom door. 440 00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:37,244 You bastard! 441 00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:39,329 -Huh? -Who the hell are you? 442 00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:44,626 It's just sex. I love you. 443 00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:47,296 Turns out she was right about Wright. 444 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,173 But now she wished she was wrong. 445 00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:54,344 There. Now your heart's broken too. 446 00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:59,433 Um, who the fuck was that? 447 00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:02,686 Turns out the baby was almost as stubborn as Miranda. 448 00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:04,104 You're doing good there. 449 00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:05,647 - That's right, she is. 450 00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:08,776 You're almost there. Now push. Push. 451 00:26:08,859 --> 00:26:11,653 -Push, push, push. -Nurse. 452 00:26:12,613 --> 00:26:13,781 Don't say that. 453 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:18,660 Okay, Miranda, one more deep breath. And go. 454 00:26:20,162 --> 00:26:21,663 -Carrie. -Yeah. 455 00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:30,589 - Oh, my God. 456 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,258 Oh, my God. There he is. 457 00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:38,639 -And he's perfect. -Yes, he is. He's perfect. 458 00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:41,225 Oh, he's perfect. He's perfect. 459 00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:42,142 Nurse. 460 00:26:45,646 --> 00:26:47,564 -Hey. 461 00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:52,986 Ten toes, ten fingers, two balls. 462 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,075 That feels good. 463 00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:00,869 -You did so good. -Okay. 464 00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:05,874 Carrie. 465 00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:12,339 And just like that, 466 00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:15,509 life comes in and things begin to change. 467 00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:25,477 It's weird. 468 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,231 It's like suddenly there's a giraffe in the room. 469 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:31,483 Hello. 470 00:27:34,278 --> 00:27:35,279 Hey, Danny. 471 00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:37,156 Um... 472 00:27:38,532 --> 00:27:40,367 I was thinking "Brady." 473 00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:43,036 Brady Hobbes. 474 00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:49,960 Steve. 475 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,260 That's a fabulous hat. 476 00:28:02,306 --> 00:28:03,307 I'm sorry. 477 00:28:04,141 --> 00:28:05,434 -Hi. -Well? 478 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:09,104 Well, he's really teeny, and he has red hair. 479 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:11,815 Really? Oh, my God, that is so cute! 480 00:28:11,899 --> 00:28:12,983 Listen, I have to go. 481 00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:15,569 -I still have a chance to catch Big. -Okay. 482 00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:17,362 Oh, Jesus. Here comes Raquel Welch. 483 00:28:17,446 --> 00:28:18,363 -What? -She'll tell you. 484 00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:20,324 I'm late. She'll tell you. 485 00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:21,658 Why are you wearing that wig? 486 00:28:21,742 --> 00:28:23,744 Because my hair under it looks like shit. 487 00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:25,120 Miranda has a son. 488 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:27,247 Just what the world needs, another man. 489 00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:29,625 -Oh, come on, let's go see the baby. -Wait. 490 00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:31,960 -Okay. -All right. 491 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,087 Wait, wait. Not so fast. 492 00:28:49,353 --> 00:28:50,354 No. 493 00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:52,940 It's not even 5:00. 494 00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:05,827 What is this? 495 00:29:23,971 --> 00:29:25,347 "If I ever feel lonely." 496 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:03,593 It was official. A new season had begun. 497 00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:18,025 Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. 498 00:30:18,108 --> 00:30:20,444 Without them, what would shape our lives? 499 00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:23,447 Perhaps, if we never veered off course, 500 00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:27,868 we wouldn't fall in love, or have babies, or be who we are. 501 00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:31,079 After all, seasons change. 502 00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:32,331 So do cities. 503 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:35,167 People come into your life, and people go. 504 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:37,627 But it's comforting to know 505 00:30:37,711 --> 00:30:40,339 the ones you love are always in your heart. 506 00:30:40,881 --> 00:30:42,674 And if you're very lucky, 507 00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:44,593 a plane ride away.