1 00:00:51,677 --> 00:00:53,720 When you are single and live in New York, 2 00:00:53,804 --> 00:00:56,348 there is no end to the ways to fill your days. 3 00:00:56,848 --> 00:01:02,187 Museums, parks, theaters, concert halls, nightclubs, and countless restaurants. 4 00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:04,982 But one of the most amazing things... 5 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,025 -...about living in a city like New York 6 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:12,739 is that any night of the week, you can go to Paris. 7 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,661 Joy for Two for one. 8 00:01:19,288 --> 00:01:21,248 - Enjoy the show. - Thank you. 9 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:31,425 It was one of those perfect New York nights... 10 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:37,347 That fucking Richard. 11 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:39,808 ...followed by a less than perfect New York day. 12 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:42,644 He left another "I'm sorry" message on my machine. 13 00:01:42,728 --> 00:01:45,522 Like all the "I'm sorries" in the world are gonna make up for the fact 14 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,733 that I caught him eating another woman's pussy. 15 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:48,859 Samantha. 16 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:54,114 It's okay. Nothing has to change. 17 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:57,200 Just think of this as a big purse. 18 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:59,536 -Oh, Miranda, your purse just spit up. - Oh. 19 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:02,623 You'd think after three weeks of no returned calls, he'd get the message. 20 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:05,500 "Not okay to eat another woman's pussy." 21 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:06,752 Samantha, Brady. 22 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:09,921 Well, I'm pissed off, Charlotte. What the hell am I supposed to say? 23 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:12,299 Call it "sushi." Another woman's "sushi." 24 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,469 Fine. Richard ate another woman's sushi. 25 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:18,889 Fish and chips would have been such an unfortunate order right now. 26 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,974 -What'd you do last night? -Went to a movie. 27 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:22,851 -With who? -Myself. 28 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:24,102 On date night? 29 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:27,397 Are we still gonna have to call it "date night" in our 50s? 30 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:30,108 I'd just think that all the people would be looking at me thinking, 31 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:31,360 "That poor, pathetic girl." 32 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:33,362 Kind of like the way I'm looking at you right now? 33 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:35,405 -What? -You don't go out alone? 34 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:37,783 -On date night? -You're never alone in New York. 35 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:40,535 It's the perfect place to be single. The city is your date. 36 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:41,828 You're dating the city? 37 00:02:41,912 --> 00:02:43,038 For about 18 years. 38 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,623 It's getting serious. 39 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,291 -I think I'm in love. 40 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:48,043 Do not check your messages again. 41 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:49,461 I'm not. 42 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:52,422 I just wanted you to all hear his tone on my machine. 43 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:55,092 If you keep participating in this, you might as well just call him. 44 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,635 I'm not participating. 45 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:57,886 This has got to stop. 46 00:02:58,220 --> 00:03:01,723 Yes, it's tragic that you were in love and it didn't work out. 47 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:06,269 But you have got to emotionally cut him out of your life and move on. 48 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:07,562 And the sooner the better. 49 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:10,148 Everyone knows you only get two great loves in your life. 50 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:12,818 Everyone who? Where did you get that? 51 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:14,277 I read it in a magazine. 52 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,947 What magazine? Convenient Theories For You Monthly? 53 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,240 What does that mean? 54 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:20,033 It means last year, when you were married, 55 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:22,160 you believed a woman only got one great love. 56 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:24,579 And that phrase "great love," what does that even mean? 57 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:28,458 It means a love that changes you, that shakes you to your core, 58 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,001 after which you're never the same. 59 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:34,423 Seriously, there is not an unlimited amount of love in the world. 60 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:35,507 It's rare. 61 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,217 Way to take the edge off a club sandwich. 62 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:40,679 So far, I've only had one. Trey. How many great loves have you had? 63 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:42,180 -Zero. -Really? 64 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:43,557 What about Steve? 65 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,892 Steve's a friend, not a core-shaker. 66 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:48,478 Well, I'm done with great love. I'm back to great lovers. 67 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:50,856 -You? -I refuse to define love 68 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:52,190 in those limited terms. 69 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:53,316 I had to. 70 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:55,736 Oh, come on, Carrie. Aidan and Big. 71 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:01,742 One, two. And according to you, I'm done. 72 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:04,411 No, no, it was a stupid article. It was at the dentist. 73 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:07,622 No, no, no. It's too late for that now. You said it. It's over for me. 74 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:11,460 "Here lies Carrie. She had two loves and lots of shoes." 75 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:13,336 Fuck love. 76 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:15,505 I gave you "sushi." I need "fuck." 77 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:17,924 After a light lunch, 78 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:20,051 Miranda stopped to set down a heavy load. 79 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:21,678 -Want me to carry him? - No, no, I'm fine. 80 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,430 -I've just got to switch. - Okay. 81 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:24,890 It's all right. 82 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:27,601 Ladies, seamen, twelve o'clock. 83 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,687 I pray when I turn around, there are sailors. 84 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,314 Because with her, you never know. 85 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:33,899 A-ha! 86 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:38,278 Oh, wow. We have just spotted our first sailors. 87 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:40,447 Fleet Week has begun. 88 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:43,533 Fleet Week is that one week a year 89 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,827 when the US naval ships dock 90 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:48,830 and our fair city is made even fairer 91 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:52,667 with cute, sweet American sailors looking for fun. 92 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:57,297 I've been so distracted by Richard that I almost forgot my favorite holiday. 93 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:59,382 -Fleet Week isn't a holiday. -Well, it should be. 94 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:01,051 Sort of the antidote to Valentine's Day. 95 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,052 This is just what I need. 96 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,596 I'm gonna flag them down and find out about the big party. 97 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:06,598 Hold on there, Pearl Harbor. Not interested. 98 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,725 Why? We always have fun when we go. 99 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:11,061 Me running through Times Square in heels, 100 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,938 trying to find a cute sailor to kiss? 101 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:16,274 That ship has sailed. Pun intended. 102 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:18,902 But we have to show them a good time. 103 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:21,112 It's our patriotic duty as women of New York. 104 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:24,533 If you want to do your patriotic duty as a New York woman, 105 00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:26,827 you will come shopping with me right now 106 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:29,287 and throw some much-needed money downtown. 107 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:30,455 -I'm in. -I'm in. 108 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:33,291 -I forgot the Snugli. -Oh. 109 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:36,545 Well, let's get you a cab home. There's one. Taxi! 110 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:39,130 Oh. 111 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:41,675 -Oh, okay. -Well... 112 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:46,263 Okay, so I'll call you later? 113 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:48,515 -Overspend for me. - Okay. 114 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:50,725 -Bye, Brady. -I'm okay. I got it. 115 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:52,811 -Bye-bye. - Bye. 116 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:54,020 Bye. 117 00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:55,188 Bye. 118 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:56,731 I'll call you later. 119 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:00,694 Miranda suddenly found herself 120 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:03,363 moving slowly away from her old life... 121 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,493 and quickly into her new one. 122 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:11,538 Oh. 123 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:14,332 Poor baby. Boy, pink thing. 124 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:18,003 Boy, look at that pink face. 125 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:20,714 -Dear, let Magda help. -Oh. I'm... I'm good. I've got it. 126 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:23,842 You just keep doing the thing. The mirror. 127 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:25,802 I'll get the baby nurse to put him down for a nap. 128 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:27,387 -On floor? - Lina. 129 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:29,139 -You put on the floor? -Is that my big boy? 130 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:33,518 Hi. Uh... What are you doing here? 131 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:36,438 I just came over to hang with B-boy. Magda let me in. 132 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:40,066 Hey... Hey, champ. Want half a sandwich? 133 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:41,192 Where did you get a... 134 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:45,655 Okay. Um... 135 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:50,327 Steve, I can't have you "hang" right now. I've got a schedule. 136 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:53,204 I've got to get Brady down for a nap now or he won't sleep tonight. 137 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,749 -Lina! -Hey, how's your nipples? 138 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:57,375 Excuse me? 139 00:06:57,709 --> 00:06:59,169 Lina said sometimes they get sore. 140 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:02,255 Lina, would you get Brady ready for his nap? 141 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:05,258 And please don't talk to Steve about my nipples. Thanks. 142 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:06,885 Don't blame her. I asked. 143 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:09,262 You just randomly asked about my nipples? 144 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:11,848 Yeah, I talk about your nipples to strangers all the time. 145 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:14,392 Bye. 146 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:17,145 Hey, hey. The bum's rush? I came over to help. 147 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:19,773 I appreciate that, but I don't need help. I've hired help 148 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,524 and we've got everything under control. 149 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:23,276 -Okay, so thanks for the eats. -Okay. 150 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:28,198 Have a good evening, Mrs. MacDougal. 151 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:30,492 Charlotte realized 152 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:33,286 she may have put Great Love Number One behind her... 153 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:36,081 but his name was still in front of her. 154 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,683 Break-ups, bad for the heart, 155 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:55,850 good for the economy. 156 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:57,936 - It's the bad guy again. 157 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,438 And I'll keep calling till you agree to talk. 158 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:04,234 So unless you want 20 messages every day, you'll meet me tonight for a drink. 159 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:06,027 I miss you. 160 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:07,696 I'll be waiting, gorgeous. 161 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:09,072 Right sentiment... 162 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,115 Sushi Samba. 163 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:11,157 ...wrong restaurant. 164 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:15,578 Richard Wright? Right this way. 165 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:32,303 Hello, gorgeous. 166 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:38,226 In a wildly optimistic gesture, I ordered you a dirty martini. 167 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:44,190 Dirty martini? Dirty bastard. 168 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:56,286 Oh, I have always wanted to do that, but I don't think I could pull it off. 169 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:57,287 How did it feel? 170 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:02,333 Fabulous. But I woke up this morning even angrier. 171 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:03,960 I need to hurt him more. 172 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:07,297 I can't even be around that man. He's dangerous and toxic. 173 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:09,090 So, he's manthrax? 174 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:11,342 Arrogant prick. 175 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:13,303 I wonder what he was gonna say. 176 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,387 What could he say? 177 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:16,514 That he loves me. That we belong together. 178 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:18,349 That he didn't mean to hurt me. 179 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,143 Well, people make mistakes. 180 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,729 I cheated on Aidan. He gave me a second chance. 181 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:26,191 And look how well that turned out. 182 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:28,026 That was different. 183 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:30,862 True. It wasn't a sushi situation. 184 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:32,530 And that's another thing. 185 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:35,116 I'm not doing the baby talk at breakfast. 186 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:39,120 I signed up for friendship, not some PC bullshit baby brunches. 187 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:43,583 Oh, you're overreacting. Brady won't happen every day. 188 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:44,834 He'd better not. 189 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,712 Miranda's still Miranda. She had a baby, not a lobotomy. 190 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:50,298 She knows you're not... child-friendly. 191 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:51,382 Don't kid yourself. 192 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:54,094 The days of "pussy" and "fuck" are gone. 193 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:58,973 Later that night, I got to thinking about days gone by. 194 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:03,561 That carefree time when our schedules were as wide open as our hearts. 195 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:07,190 The time before the baggage and break-ups and babies 196 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,942 began to weigh us all down. 197 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:10,485 I couldn't help but wonder, 198 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:13,446 does that sense of adventure still flicker inside of us? 199 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:16,991 Or when it comes to being carefree single girls, 200 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:18,284 have we missed the boat? 201 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:27,335 Surprise. Pain au chocolat. 202 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:29,629 Oh. 203 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:32,757 -Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. I don't know you. 204 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,177 Um... I'm Carrie. I'm a friend of-- 205 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,887 Hi. This is Lina. 206 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:39,597 Come on in. 207 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,352 Does she speak? 208 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,728 No. I love her. 209 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,313 Oh. 210 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,608 Were we supposed to do something and I forgot to write it down? 211 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:51,985 No. I had the whole day free 212 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,862 and thought I'd stop by for a little chatty. 213 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:55,321 Fatty, come on. I gotta sit. 214 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:58,241 So, are you hungry? I brought some pain au chocolat. 215 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:01,911 Oh, thanks, but the only eating I'm concerned with right now is Brady. 216 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,079 He doesn't seem to want to eat. 217 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,581 Perhaps he's anorexic. 218 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,333 -Sorry, what? -Ah, it's a dumb joke. 219 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:09,627 -What was it? -Anorexic. 220 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,463 Oh. Yeah. No. 221 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:15,633 I... I've been trying to feed him for an hour and he won't latch on. 222 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:19,304 Stop, boring. What's up with you? 223 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:20,889 Well... 224 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:25,977 I've been thinking about that thing that Charlotte said in the coffee shop. 225 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,271 Uh-huh, about the great loves? 226 00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:31,274 - Here we go. -Uh... 227 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:37,780 So, maybe Aidan and Big are my two great loves now. 228 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:40,033 But... 229 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:44,412 That doesn't mean that... that I'm always gonna feel that way about them. 230 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:48,791 Come on, Brady. It's right here. Okay, you don't want it? Fine. 231 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,084 Here we go. 232 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:52,212 Here we go. Here. 233 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,714 There, in the middle of my two great loves, 234 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:57,217 were Miranda's two great breasts. 235 00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:58,843 I'm sorry, what? 236 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,386 Your breasts are huge. 237 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:04,015 No, what were you saying about... I can't even remember. 238 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,268 -This is so frustrating. 239 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:08,311 He'll eat eventually. 240 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:11,022 No, not that. This. This is frustrating. 241 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:14,567 I can't follow your thoughts. It's all about nursing and nipples. 242 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,569 Sweetie, they're looking right at me. 243 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:19,155 I am not gonna become one of those mothers 244 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,824 who cannot carry on an adult conversation. 245 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,618 -I am not. 246 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,079 -Okay. -Three weeks ago, 247 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:28,790 I would've been listening to you and saying funny things back. 248 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,668 And now I'm going, "What, what?" I didn't even get the anorexic joke. 249 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:32,919 How easy was that? 250 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:36,547 Miranda, I'm just talking. Just "blah, blah." It's just words. 251 00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,341 No, they're not just words. They're your words. 252 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,509 And it's not just now. 253 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:40,927 What about Samantha? 254 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:43,263 Could she have gotten me into that cab any faster? 255 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:49,269 Carrie, my friendships are... important to me. 256 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:52,939 Hey, we're not going anywhere. 257 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,650 I mean, maybe things will have to change a little. 258 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,527 -Fuck. -I know. 259 00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:00,989 But you're still one of us. 260 00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:04,909 Only now, you're the one with the biggest boobs. 261 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,703 Can you believe the size of my nipples? 262 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:09,497 Please, I was not at all prepared. 263 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:12,166 I'm gonna have to go find some sort of trauma counseling. 264 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,210 Ah. 265 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,670 There. 266 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,880 We have contact. 267 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,969 Okay, I'm gonna go. 268 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:26,055 I'll let you concentrate on Mr. Hobbes there. 269 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,223 You don't have to go. 270 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,434 I can listen now. I can do it. 271 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,978 Miranda, you're a mother. 272 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,442 But it's okay. I won't tell anyone. 273 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,568 Don't. 274 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,195 What are you gonna do all day? 275 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:45,533 Well, first a trip to the Guggenheim, and then lunch, and then, uh... 276 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,662 Who knows? It's New York. 277 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:52,498 -Hot date with your city, huh? -Exactly. See that? 278 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:55,168 You listened and we had the witty repartee. 279 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:56,919 Bye. 280 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,589 That same afternoon, Charlotte felt like going to a movie. 281 00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:02,383 So she called her afternoon-movie friend Anthony. 282 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:05,053 Carrie says that the French film at the Paris is amazing. 283 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:06,262 Fuck the French. 284 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,057 Like I need to spend an afternoon looking at that drippy shit. 285 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,558 -It's a good hat, though. -Thanks. 286 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,644 -What do you wanna see? -Anything with Josh Hartnett. 287 00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:17,565 - I don't know who that is. -He's cute with a capital... Yu-hoo. 288 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,194 He totally checked you out. You should go back and get his number. 289 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,823 -He's a sailor. -I know. 290 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:27,742 Go, hurry, he's getting away. 291 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,243 No, I can't do that. 292 00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:30,745 You are so not gay. 293 00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:32,622 What am I gonna do with him? 294 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,748 Fuck him. 295 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,959 Put him into that Park Avenue, pink-shirt, flaccid-peepee mojo 296 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,169 you've been dragging around. 297 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:41,005 I'm not dragging anything around. As a matter of fact, 298 00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,466 I changed my name back to "York" on my mailbox. 299 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,260 Good for you. Now maybe you should be thinking about a different box. 300 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,846 When's the last time you had sex? 301 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,557 If you have to think about it, it's been too long. 302 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,726 -When was the last time you-- - I0:30 today, at the gym. 303 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:58,439 Well, I'm not looking for just sex. I can have just sex. 304 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,566 I'm looking for my next great love. 305 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,568 Yeah, well, don't let it hit that six-month mark, 306 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:05,363 because after that it's just a sleigh ride into menopause. 307 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:08,950 I'm serious. If you don't put something in there soon, it'll grow over. 308 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,243 Oh! 309 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,954 What is it with this frigging wind? Jesus Christ! 310 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:15,039 As Charlotte and Anthony made a left, 311 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:18,876 Samantha found herself in the right neighborhood, Richard Wright's. 312 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,087 Here you go. Thank you. 313 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,713 Oh, one for you. 314 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:38,563 Uh, ma'am, it's against city law to deface public property. 315 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,356 This man said he loved me, 316 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:43,067 and I caught him eating another woman's pussy. 317 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:45,445 Carry on, ma'am. 318 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,176 New York weather, like a man, can be unpredictable. 319 00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:12,263 But that's part of the fun. 320 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,570 Oh. 321 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:31,782 And a New York Museum, like a man, can sometimes be closed 322 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,576 when you wish they were open. 323 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,433 That's another reason I love New York. 324 00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:01,604 Just like that, it can go from bad to cute. 325 00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:06,901 Well, I guess we're not going anywhere for a while. 326 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,450 I love the way the rain smells. 327 00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:18,829 If this were a French movie, we'd fall in love and get married. 328 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:26,504 No, I was-- I was just pointing out how romantic this would be in a movie. 329 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,673 I don't wanna marry you. 330 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:31,842 Okay, I do. 331 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,972 No. No, come on, I'm kidding. 332 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:39,475 I mean, we just met. Let's wait five minutes. 333 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:43,688 Really, I don't even wanna get married. I was engaged last year, 334 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,690 and if I didn't wanna marry him, I... 335 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:54,657 Singles at the counter. 336 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,784 Oh, I was hoping to get a table-- 337 00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:59,954 Singles, counter. Two. Two. 338 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:03,165 -Okay, thank you. - Two. Two. Who's next? 339 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,917 Several wet blocks later, 340 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:08,879 I decided to warm up with a bowl of New York matzo ball soup. 341 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,508 Come on, come on, let's go! 342 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,679 -That manager's really a prick. 343 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:19,223 I put up with it because I come here all the time. 344 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:20,933 They know me. I live in the neighborhood. 345 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:25,187 We single gals gotta have a port in the storm. Am I right? 346 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:32,111 Lithium. I like to sprinkle it on my ice cream. 347 00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,864 -You ever try it? -No. 348 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:37,116 Can't say that I have. 349 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,535 What kind of mood elevator are you on? 350 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:43,539 -Uh... I'm not on one. -Yeah? 351 00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:48,210 I used to be like you, then I broke up with this guy. 352 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:52,506 This was '82. Morty. Thought somebody better would come along. 353 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,301 Never happened. 354 00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:00,931 Oh, I love this. 355 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:04,185 If Charlotte was right, this woman's two great loves 356 00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:07,855 were a man named Morty and lithium-laced ice cream. 357 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:12,568 After 20 minutes squatting under the coffee shop hand dryer, 358 00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:14,695 I realized I'd been kidding myself. 359 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:17,156 New York and I didn't have the perfect relationship. 360 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,575 All right! 361 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:24,747 It was dismissive, abusive, and it made me feel desperate. 362 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:29,168 I was now fresh out of great loves. 363 00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,589 Oh. Hey, sir... 364 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:39,970 Thank you. 365 00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,182 Should I? 366 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:52,066 Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Louis Leroy. 367 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,778 This is Bill Hope and Paul Watkins, 368 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,947 and we'd like to invite you to a big Navy party tonight. 369 00:19:58,072 --> 00:19:59,740 Feel free to bring some girlfriends. 370 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,033 Yeah, feel very free. 371 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,335 I don't know why I was fighting it. This is gonna be fun. 372 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:14,547 Exactly what we needed. Three single gals back on the town. 373 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,590 What's the longest you've ever gone without sex? 374 00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:19,468 Oh, no. You don't get that info without dinner and a drink. 375 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,596 -Next week will make it six months. - Ooh, watch it. 376 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,266 Thanks. You threw me, and I lost my concentration. 377 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,893 I am gonna have sex with a sailor tonight. 378 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,478 She almost got me on that one. 379 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,563 I'm serious. 380 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:33,607 I have to have sex to put Mrs. Trey MacDougal behind me. 381 00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,276 I'm a whole new Charlotte York. 382 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,069 What about the great love? 383 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,779 -Maybe that was bullshit. -Oh! 384 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,197 Gotcha! 385 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:45,661 How are we gonna find your sailors? 386 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:46,787 We'll find them. 387 00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:04,096 God bless America. 388 00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:11,270 The important thing is to stick together, or we'll get lost. 389 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,902 Samantha? Charlotte? 390 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:21,071 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 391 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,407 Very good. 392 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,409 And uptown, 393 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:29,246 another woman found herself in a confusing navel situation. 394 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,707 Look, Brady. 395 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,502 There's your belly button. 396 00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:42,802 Help me! 397 00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:47,556 Twenty freaked-out minutes later... 398 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,016 I can't do this. 399 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:53,062 I'm prepared for the expected, but I'm not prepared for the unexpected. 400 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,772 I can't schedule shit like this. 401 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:57,983 And the people that you hire won't help you with shit like this. 402 00:21:58,526 --> 00:21:59,568 Where's the cat? 403 00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:04,573 Oh, God, Steve, it's gross. Help me, it's gross. 404 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,534 All right, relax, I'll give you a hand. 405 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,204 He may not be a core-shaker, 406 00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:12,790 but Steve was there when she was shaken to the core. 407 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,543 Feelin' alright 408 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:21,507 I'm not feelin' too good myself 409 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:23,217 Uh-huh 410 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,595 Feelin' alright 411 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:28,681 Uh-huh 412 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:32,226 I'm not feelin' too good myself 413 00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:33,477 You looking for someone? 414 00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:36,146 Oh, my girlfriends. 415 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,275 This party's like the Bermuda Triangle for women. 416 00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:41,735 That's a little sailor joke. 417 00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:43,237 You're funny. 418 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,321 Oh. 419 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,282 You remind me of my mom. 420 00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:48,325 Bye-bye. 421 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:55,583 -Evening, miss. -Ahoy, matey. 422 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,335 Nice dickey. 423 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:03,799 Meanwhile, I still had not found Charlotte, 424 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:07,303 but Charlotte had found an officer who wasn't a gentleman. 425 00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:08,762 Show me your tits? 426 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:13,309 I can't do that. I barely know you. 427 00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:16,604 Okay, then just show me one. 428 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,231 It's an order. 429 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:21,650 The old Charlotte would've had him court-martialed. 430 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,068 But the new Charlotte... 431 00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:24,737 Well, Officer... 432 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,196 ...had a deadline. 433 00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:27,615 -...if it's an order. -Mmm-hmm. 434 00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:33,704 -Oh, Jesus! -Oh, Carrie! Carrie! 435 00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:35,205 I was just looking for you, I didn't-- 436 00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:37,207 No. This is Officer Matt Cook. 437 00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:39,126 I'll see you later. Okay. 438 00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:43,339 I can't do this. Let's just talk. 439 00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:48,427 It's your call, ma'am. 440 00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:50,429 Turns out Charlotte was caught 441 00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:53,265 somewhere between the old and new York. 442 00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:56,602 But she figured showing her boob to a relative stranger 443 00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:58,228 bought her another three months. 444 00:24:01,315 --> 00:24:05,069 Carrie, there you are. Where's Charlotte? 445 00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:08,614 Well, believe it or not, she's involved in a little peepshow upstairs. 446 00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:12,117 I'm really starting to have a newfound respect for that girl. 447 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:13,994 What is it about today? 448 00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:16,413 I've seen Miranda's boobs, I've seen Charlotte's boob. 449 00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:18,916 Why not just show me yours and get it over with? 450 00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:26,465 I was kidding. 451 00:24:26,757 --> 00:24:28,926 I wasn't. That ought to hook me a sailor. 452 00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:31,637 Yeah, Tailhook you one. Look, I'm going. 453 00:24:31,845 --> 00:24:33,973 -No. -Yes. 454 00:24:34,056 --> 00:24:36,350 I was right. This ship has sailed. 455 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:39,103 And tragically, I'm still on it. 456 00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:43,816 Good night. Hey. Keep an eye on Boom-Boom up there. 457 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,197 Hey, there. You came. 458 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,324 Yes, I came, I saw... 459 00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,576 -I'm leaving. -Oh, come on, now. 460 00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:57,913 I've come all the way from Louisiana to dance with a New York City girl. 461 00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:00,624 I'm a good dancer. 462 00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:14,346 I... 463 00:25:15,264 --> 00:25:16,765 My, my, my, my 464 00:25:18,809 --> 00:25:20,769 Oh, I... 465 00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:25,149 Can turn a grey sky blue 466 00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:26,650 I... 467 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:28,569 You see, I can make it rain 468 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:31,697 When I want to 469 00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:33,490 Oh, I... 470 00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:36,243 Can build a castle 471 00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:39,455 -From a single grain of sand, yeah -I... 472 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,207 You see, I can make a ship sail 473 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,294 On dry land, children, yeah 474 00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:51,300 Then how come I With all the powers that I possess 475 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:52,259 Yeah 476 00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:55,054 Girl, you're the key to my happiness And I 477 00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:56,972 Can't get next to you, babe 478 00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:58,182 Ooh, yeah 479 00:25:58,265 --> 00:25:59,600 Can't get next to you 480 00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:01,351 I've been tryin' a long time 481 00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:03,145 Can't get next to you, babe 482 00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:05,272 I don't know what to do 483 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:06,732 Can't get next to you 484 00:26:07,024 --> 00:26:08,901 -Let me tell you -I... 485 00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:12,279 Even though she was floating in a sea of dickeys... 486 00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:15,574 One new message and 12 saved messages. 487 00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:17,659 ...Samantha could only think about Richard. 488 00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:19,578 Hey, you threw a drink in my face 489 00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:20,788 and papered my neighborhood. 490 00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:23,415 Would I still be calling if I didn't really love you? 491 00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:27,002 I love you, gorgeous. Give me another chance. 492 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:33,425 Hey, you threw a drink in my face 493 00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:34,927 and papered my neighborhood. 494 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:37,221 Would I still be calling if I didn't really love you? 495 00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:42,684 Oh, she may be weary... 496 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:47,272 Say, Louis from Louisiana, 497 00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:51,777 how many great loves do you think you get in a lifetime? 498 00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:53,987 Great loves? 499 00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:55,864 That is the question on deck. 500 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:00,202 Well... 501 00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:04,790 Maybe one, if you're lucky. 502 00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:09,253 Try a little tenderness, yeah... 503 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,428 Oh, I'm glad I stayed. 504 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:22,182 After the way this city kicked my ass today, I needed that dance. 505 00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:26,061 I have to say, this is my first trip to New York. Tsk. 506 00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:27,813 Not for me. 507 00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:31,775 I mean, the garbage, the noise, I don't know how you put up with it. 508 00:27:37,364 --> 00:27:40,075 While she's there waiting... 509 00:27:41,535 --> 00:27:42,578 Thanks. 510 00:27:43,036 --> 00:27:43,954 Good night. 511 00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:46,540 Try a little tenderness... 512 00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:49,334 Wait. 513 00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:52,421 Going home all alone? 514 00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:54,756 It's rough out there. 515 00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:56,967 It isn't so bad. 516 00:27:57,050 --> 00:28:01,972 It's not just sentimental, no, no... 517 00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:05,851 If Louis was right, and you only get one great love, 518 00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:08,478 New York may just be mine. 519 00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:13,108 And I can't have nobody talking shit about my boyfriend. 520 00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:16,111 A short while later, I had a thought. 521 00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:17,237 Taxi! 522 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:20,991 Maybe the past is like an anchor holding us back. 523 00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:24,745 Maybe you have to let go of who you were... 524 00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:27,247 Hey, hey. 525 00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:30,000 ...to become who you will be. 526 00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:36,590 You won't regret it, no, no 527 00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:40,719 Young girls, they don't forget it 528 00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:47,017 Love is their whole happiness 529 00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:48,685 Yeah 530 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:54,942 But it's all so easy 531 00:28:56,026 --> 00:28:58,362 All you gotta do is try 532 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:01,782 Try a little tenderness 533 00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:05,786 Yeah, all you gotta do is, man 534 00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:08,455 Hold her when you wanna 535 00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:11,500 Squeeze her, don't tease her 536 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:13,377 Never leave her 537 00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:16,296 Get to her, got, got 538 00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:18,966 Got to try a little tenderness 539 00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:20,008 Yeah, yeah 540 00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:23,011 You got to grab her gently, man 541 00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:26,682 Don't bruise her, no, no 542 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,433 You got to love her 543 00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:30,978 Tease her, don't squeeze her 544 00:29:31,061 --> 00:29:36,108 You got to try, na, na, na Try a little tenderness 545 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:37,609 Yeah, yeah, yeah 546 00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:40,487 You got to grab her gently, man 547 00:29:42,698 --> 00:29:44,283 Don't bruise her, no, no 548 00:29:44,366 --> 00:29:45,909 You got to love her 549 00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:48,704 Tease her, don't squeeze her 550 00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:54,042 You got to try, na, na, na Try a little tenderness 551 00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:55,085 Yeah