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When you are single
and live in New York,
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there is no end
to the ways to fill your days.
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Museums, parks, theaters, concert halls,
nightclubs, and countless restaurants.
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But one of the most amazing things...
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-...about living in a city like New York
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is that any night of the week,
you can go to Paris.
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Joy for Two for one.
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- Enjoy the show.
- Thank you.
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It was one of
those perfect New York nights...
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That fucking Richard.
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...followed by
a less than perfect New York day.
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He left another "I'm sorry" message
on my machine.
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Like all the "I'm sorries" in the world
are gonna make up for the fact
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that I caught him eating
another woman's pussy.
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Samantha.
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It's okay. Nothing has to change.
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Just think of this as a big purse.
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-Oh, Miranda, your purse just spit up.
- Oh.
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You'd think after three weeks of
no returned calls, he'd get the message.
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"Not okay to eat another woman's pussy."
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Samantha, Brady.
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Well, I'm pissed off, Charlotte.
What the hell am I supposed to say?
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Call it "sushi."
Another woman's "sushi."
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Fine. Richard ate another woman's sushi.
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Fish and chips would have been
such an unfortunate order right now.
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-What'd you do last night?
-Went to a movie.
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-With who?
-Myself.
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On date night?
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Are we still gonna have to call it
"date night" in our 50s?
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I'd just think that all the people
would be looking at me thinking,
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"That poor, pathetic girl."
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Kind of like the way
I'm looking at you right now?
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-What?
-You don't go out alone?
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-On date night?
-You're never alone in New York.
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It's the perfect place to be single.
The city is your date.
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You're dating the city?
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For about 18 years.
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It's getting serious.
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-I think I'm in love.
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Do not check your messages again.
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I'm not.
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I just wanted you to all hear his tone
on my machine.
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If you keep participating in this,
you might as well just call him.
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I'm not participating.
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This has got to stop.
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Yes, it's tragic that you were in love
and it didn't work out.
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But you have got to emotionally
cut him out of your life and move on.
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And the sooner the better.
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Everyone knows you only get
two great loves in your life.
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Everyone who? Where did you get that?
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I read it in a magazine.
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What magazine?
Convenient Theories For You Monthly?
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What does that mean?
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It means last year,
when you were married,
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you believed
a woman only got one great love.
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And that phrase "great love,"
what does that even mean?
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It means a love that changes you,
that shakes you to your core,
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after which you're never the same.
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Seriously, there is not an
unlimited amount of love in the world.
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It's rare.
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Way to take the edge
off a club sandwich.
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So far, I've only had one. Trey.
How many great loves have you had?
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-Zero.
-Really?
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What about Steve?
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Steve's a friend, not a core-shaker.
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Well, I'm done with great love.
I'm back to great lovers.
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-You?
-I refuse to define love
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in those limited terms.
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I had to.
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Oh, come on, Carrie. Aidan and Big.
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One, two.
And according to you, I'm done.
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No, no, it was a stupid article.
It was at the dentist.
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No, no, no. It's too late for that now.
You said it. It's over for me.
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"Here lies Carrie.
She had two loves and lots of shoes."
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Fuck love.
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I gave you "sushi." I need "fuck."
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After a light lunch,
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Miranda stopped
to set down a heavy load.
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-Want me to carry him?
- No, no, I'm fine.
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-I've just got to switch.
- Okay.
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It's all right.
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Ladies, seamen, twelve o'clock.
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I pray when I turn around,
there are sailors.
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Because with her, you never know.
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A-ha!
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Oh, wow. We have just spotted
our first sailors.
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Fleet Week has begun.
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Fleet Week is that
one week a year
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when the US naval ships dock
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and our fair city is made even fairer
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with cute, sweet American sailors
looking for fun.
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I've been so distracted by Richard that
I almost forgot my favorite holiday.
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-Fleet Week isn't a holiday.
-Well, it should be.
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Sort of the antidote to Valentine's Day.
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This is just what I need.
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I'm gonna flag them down
and find out about the big party.
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Hold on there, Pearl Harbor.
Not interested.
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Why? We always have fun when we go.
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Me running
through Times Square in heels,
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trying to find a cute sailor to kiss?
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That ship has sailed. Pun intended.
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But we have to show them a good time.
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It's our patriotic duty
as women of New York.
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If you want to do your patriotic duty
as a New York woman,
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you will come shopping with me right now
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and throw some
much-needed money downtown.
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-I'm in.
-I'm in.
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-I forgot the Snugli.
-Oh.
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Well, let's get you a cab home.
There's one. Taxi!
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Oh.
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-Oh, okay.
-Well...
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Okay, so I'll call you later?
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-Overspend for me.
- Okay.
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-Bye, Brady.
-I'm okay. I got it.
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-Bye-bye.
- Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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I'll call you later.
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Miranda suddenly found herself
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moving slowly away from her old life...
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and quickly into her new one.
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Oh.
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Poor baby. Boy, pink thing.
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Boy, look at that pink face.
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-Dear, let Magda help.
-Oh. I'm... I'm good. I've got it.
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You just keep doing the thing.
The mirror.
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I'll get the baby nurse
to put him down for a nap.
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-On floor?
- Lina.
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-You put on the floor?
-Is that my big boy?
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Hi. Uh... What are you doing here?
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I just came over to hang with B-boy.
Magda let me in.
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Hey... Hey, champ. Want half a sandwich?
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Where did you get a...
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Okay. Um...
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Steve, I can't have you "hang"
right now. I've got a schedule.
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I've got to get Brady down for a nap now
or he won't sleep tonight.
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-Lina!
-Hey, how's your nipples?
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Excuse me?
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Lina said sometimes they get sore.
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Lina, would you get Brady ready
for his nap?
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And please don't talk to Steve
about my nipples. Thanks.
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Don't blame her. I asked.
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You just randomly asked
about my nipples?
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Yeah, I talk about your nipples
to strangers all the time.
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Bye.
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Hey, hey. The bum's rush?
I came over to help.
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I appreciate that,
but I don't need help. I've hired help
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and we've got everything under control.
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-Okay, so thanks for the eats.
-Okay.
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Have a good evening, Mrs. MacDougal.
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Charlotte realized
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she may have put Great Love Number One
behind her...
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but his name was still in front of her.
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Break-ups, bad for the heart,
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good for the economy.
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- It's the bad guy again.
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And I'll keep calling
till you agree to talk.
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So unless you want 20 messages every
day, you'll meet me tonight for a drink.
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I miss you.
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I'll be waiting, gorgeous.
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Right sentiment...
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Sushi Samba.
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...wrong restaurant.
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Richard Wright?
Right this way.
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Hello, gorgeous.
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In a wildly optimistic gesture,
I ordered you a dirty martini.
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Dirty martini? Dirty bastard.
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Oh, I have always wanted to do that,
but I don't think I could pull it off.
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How did it feel?
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Fabulous. But I woke up this morning
even angrier.
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I need to hurt him more.
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I can't even be around that man.
He's dangerous and toxic.
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So, he's manthrax?
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Arrogant prick.
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I wonder what he was gonna say.
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What could he say?
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That he loves me.
That we belong together.
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That he didn't mean to hurt me.
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Well, people make mistakes.
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I cheated on Aidan.
He gave me a second chance.
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And look how well that turned out.
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That was different.
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True. It wasn't a sushi situation.
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And that's another thing.
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I'm not doing the baby talk
at breakfast.
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I signed up for friendship,
not some PC bullshit baby brunches.
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Oh, you're overreacting.
Brady won't happen every day.
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He'd better not.
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Miranda's still Miranda.
She had a baby, not a lobotomy.
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She knows you're not... child-friendly.
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Don't kid yourself.
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The days of "pussy" and "fuck" are gone.
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Later that night,
I got to thinking about days gone by.
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That carefree time when our schedules
were as wide open as our hearts.
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The time before the baggage
and break-ups and babies
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began to weigh us all down.
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I couldn't help but wonder,
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does that sense of adventure
still flicker inside of us?
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Or when it comes
to being carefree single girls,
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have we missed the boat?
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Surprise. Pain au chocolat.
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Oh.
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-Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. I don't know you.
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Um... I'm Carrie. I'm a friend of--
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Hi. This is Lina.
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Come on in.
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Does she speak?
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No. I love her.
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Oh.
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Were we supposed to do something
and I forgot to write it down?
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No. I had the whole day free
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and thought I'd stop by
for a little chatty.
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Fatty, come on. I gotta sit.
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So, are you hungry?
I brought some pain au chocolat.
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Oh, thanks, but the only eating
I'm concerned with right now is Brady.
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He doesn't seem to want to eat.
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Perhaps he's anorexic.
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-Sorry, what?
-Ah, it's a dumb joke.
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-What was it?
-Anorexic.
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Oh. Yeah. No.
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I... I've been trying to feed him
for an hour and he won't latch on.
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Stop, boring. What's up with you?
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Well...
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I've been thinking about that thing
that Charlotte said in the coffee shop.
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Uh-huh, about the great loves?
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- Here we go.
-Uh...
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So, maybe Aidan and Big
are my two great loves now.
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But...
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That doesn't mean that... that I'm
always gonna feel that way about them.
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Come on, Brady. It's right here.
Okay, you don't want it? Fine.
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Here we go.
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Here we go. Here.
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There, in the middle
of my two great loves,
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were Miranda's two great breasts.
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I'm sorry, what?
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Your breasts are huge.
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No, what were you saying about...
I can't even remember.
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-This is so frustrating.
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He'll eat eventually.
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No, not that. This. This is frustrating.
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I can't follow your thoughts.
It's all about nursing and nipples.
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Sweetie, they're looking right at me.
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I am not gonna become
one of those mothers
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who cannot carry on
an adult conversation.
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-I am not.
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-Okay.
-Three weeks ago,
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I would've been listening
to you and saying funny things back.
248
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,668
And now I'm going, "What, what?"
I didn't even get the anorexic joke.
249
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:32,919
How easy was that?
250
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:36,547
Miranda, I'm just talking.
Just "blah, blah." It's just words.
251
00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,341
No, they're not just words.
They're your words.
252
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,509
And it's not just now.
253
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:40,927
What about Samantha?
254
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:43,263
Could she have gotten me
into that cab any faster?
255
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:49,269
Carrie, my friendships are...
important to me.
256
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:52,939
Hey, we're not going anywhere.
257
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,650
I mean, maybe things
will have to change a little.
258
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,527
-Fuck.
-I know.
259
00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:00,989
But you're still one of us.
260
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:04,909
Only now, you're the one
with the biggest boobs.
261
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,703
Can you believe the size of my nipples?
262
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:09,497
Please, I was not at all prepared.
263
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:12,166
I'm gonna have to go find
some sort of trauma counseling.
264
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,210
Ah.
265
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,670
There.
266
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,880
We have contact.
267
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,969
Okay, I'm gonna go.
268
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:26,055
I'll let you concentrate
on Mr. Hobbes there.
269
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,223
You don't have to go.
270
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,434
I can listen now. I can do it.
271
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,978
Miranda, you're a mother.
272
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,442
But it's okay. I won't tell anyone.
273
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,568
Don't.
274
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,195
What are you gonna do all day?
275
00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:45,533
Well, first a trip to the Guggenheim,
and then lunch, and then, uh...
276
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,662
Who knows? It's New York.
277
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:52,498
-Hot date with your city, huh?
-Exactly. See that?
278
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:55,168
You listened
and we had the witty repartee.
279
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:56,919
Bye.
280
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,589
That same afternoon,
Charlotte felt like going to a movie.
281
00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:02,383
So she called
her afternoon-movie friend Anthony.
282
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:05,053
Carrie says that the French film
at the Paris is amazing.
283
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:06,262
Fuck the French.
284
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,057
Like I need to spend an afternoon
looking at that drippy shit.
285
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,558
-It's a good hat, though.
-Thanks.
286
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,644
-What do you wanna see?
-Anything with Josh Hartnett.
287
00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:17,565
- I don't know who that is.
-He's cute with a capital... Yu-hoo.
288
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,194
He totally checked you out.
You should go back and get his number.
289
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,823
-He's a sailor.
-I know.
290
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:27,742
Go, hurry, he's getting away.
291
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,243
No, I can't do that.
292
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:30,745
You are so not gay.
293
00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:32,622
What am I gonna do with him?
294
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,748
Fuck him.
295
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,959
Put him into that Park Avenue,
pink-shirt, flaccid-peepee mojo
296
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,169
you've been dragging around.
297
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:41,005
I'm not dragging anything around.
As a matter of fact,
298
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,466
I changed my name back to "York"
on my mailbox.
299
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,260
Good for you. Now maybe you should
be thinking about a different box.
300
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,846
When's the last time you had sex?
301
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,557
If you have to think about it,
it's been too long.
302
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,726
-When was the last time you--
- I0:30 today, at the gym.
303
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:58,439
Well, I'm not looking for just sex.
I can have just sex.
304
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,566
I'm looking for my next great love.
305
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,568
Yeah, well,
don't let it hit that six-month mark,
306
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:05,363
because after that
it's just a sleigh ride into menopause.
307
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:08,950
I'm serious. If you don't put something
in there soon, it'll grow over.
308
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,243
Oh!
309
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,954
What is it with this frigging wind?
Jesus Christ!
310
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:15,039
As Charlotte and Anthony
made a left,
311
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:18,876
Samantha found herself in the right
neighborhood, Richard Wright's.
312
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,087
Here you go. Thank you.
313
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,713
Oh, one for you.
314
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:38,563
Uh, ma'am, it's against city law
to deface public property.
315
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,356
This man said he loved me,
316
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:43,067
and I caught him eating
another woman's pussy.
317
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:45,445
Carry on, ma'am.
318
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,176
New York weather,
like a man, can be unpredictable.
319
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:12,263
But that's part of the fun.
320
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,570
Oh.
321
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:31,782
And a New York Museum,
like a man, can sometimes be closed
322
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,576
when you wish they were open.
323
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,433
That's another reason
I love New York.
324
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:01,604
Just like that,
it can go from bad to cute.
325
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:06,901
Well, I guess we're not going anywhere
for a while.
326
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,450
I love the way the rain smells.
327
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:18,829
If this were a French movie,
we'd fall in love and get married.
328
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:26,504
No, I was-- I was just pointing out
how romantic this would be in a movie.
329
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,673
I don't wanna marry you.
330
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:31,842
Okay, I do.
331
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,972
No. No, come on, I'm kidding.
332
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:39,475
I mean, we just met.
Let's wait five minutes.
333
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:43,688
Really, I don't even wanna get married.
I was engaged last year,
334
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,690
and if I didn't wanna marry him, I...
335
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:54,657
Singles at the counter.
336
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,784
Oh, I was hoping to get a table--
337
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:59,954
Singles, counter. Two. Two.
338
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:03,165
-Okay, thank you.
- Two. Two. Who's next?
339
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,917
Several wet blocks later,
340
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:08,879
I decided to warm up
with a bowl of New York matzo ball soup.
341
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,508
Come on, come on, let's go!
342
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,679
-That manager's really a prick.
343
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:19,223
I put up with it
because I come here all the time.
344
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:20,933
They know me.
I live in the neighborhood.
345
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:25,187
We single gals gotta have
a port in the storm. Am I right?
346
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:32,111
Lithium. I like to sprinkle it
on my ice cream.
347
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,864
-You ever try it?
-No.
348
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:37,116
Can't say that I have.
349
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,535
What kind of mood elevator are you on?
350
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:43,539
-Uh... I'm not on one.
-Yeah?
351
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:48,210
I used to be like you,
then I broke up with this guy.
352
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:52,506
This was '82. Morty. Thought somebody
better would come along.
353
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,301
Never happened.
354
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:00,931
Oh, I love this.
355
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:04,185
If Charlotte was right,
this woman's two great loves
356
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:07,855
were a man named Morty
and lithium-laced ice cream.
357
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:12,568
After 20 minutes squatting
under the coffee shop hand dryer,
358
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:14,695
I realized I'd been kidding myself.
359
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:17,156
New York and I didn't have
the perfect relationship.
360
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,575
All right!
361
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:24,747
It was dismissive,
abusive, and it made me feel desperate.
362
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:29,168
I was now fresh out of great loves.
363
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,589
Oh. Hey, sir...
364
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:39,970
Thank you.
365
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,182
Should I?
366
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:52,066
Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Louis Leroy.
367
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,778
This is Bill Hope and Paul Watkins,
368
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,947
and we'd like to invite you
to a big Navy party tonight.
369
00:19:58,072 --> 00:19:59,740
Feel free to bring some girlfriends.
370
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,033
Yeah, feel very free.
371
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,335
I don't know why I was fighting it.
This is gonna be fun.
372
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:14,547
Exactly what we needed.
Three single gals back on the town.
373
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,590
What's the longest
you've ever gone without sex?
374
00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:19,468
Oh, no. You don't get that info
without dinner and a drink.
375
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,596
-Next week will make it six months.
- Ooh, watch it.
376
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,266
Thanks. You threw me,
and I lost my concentration.
377
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,893
I am gonna have sex
with a sailor tonight.
378
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,478
She almost got me on that one.
379
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,563
I'm serious.
380
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:33,607
I have to have sex
to put Mrs. Trey MacDougal behind me.
381
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,276
I'm a whole new Charlotte York.
382
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,069
What about the great love?
383
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,779
-Maybe that was bullshit.
-Oh!
384
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,197
Gotcha!
385
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:45,661
How are we gonna find your sailors?
386
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:46,787
We'll find them.
387
00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:04,096
God bless America.
388
00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:11,270
The important thing is
to stick together, or we'll get lost.
389
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,902
Samantha? Charlotte?
390
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:21,071
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
391
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,407
Very good.
392
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,409
And uptown,
393
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:29,246
another woman found herself
in a confusing navel situation.
394
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,707
Look, Brady.
395
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,502
There's your belly button.
396
00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:42,802
Help me!
397
00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:47,556
Twenty freaked-out minutes later...
398
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,016
I can't do this.
399
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:53,062
I'm prepared for the expected,
but I'm not prepared for the unexpected.
400
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,772
I can't schedule shit like this.
401
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:57,983
And the people that you hire
won't help you with shit like this.
402
00:21:58,526 --> 00:21:59,568
Where's the cat?
403
00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:04,573
Oh, God, Steve, it's gross.
Help me, it's gross.
404
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,534
All right, relax, I'll give you a hand.
405
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,204
He may not be a core-shaker,
406
00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:12,790
but Steve was there
when she was shaken to the core.
407
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,543
Feelin' alright
408
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:21,507
I'm not feelin' too good myself
409
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:23,217
Uh-huh
410
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,595
Feelin' alright
411
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:28,681
Uh-huh
412
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:32,226
I'm not feelin' too good myself
413
00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:33,477
You looking for someone?
414
00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:36,146
Oh, my girlfriends.
415
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,275
This party's like the Bermuda Triangle
for women.
416
00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:41,735
That's a little sailor joke.
417
00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:43,237
You're funny.
418
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,321
Oh.
419
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,282
You remind me of my mom.
420
00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:48,325
Bye-bye.
421
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:55,583
-Evening, miss.
-Ahoy, matey.
422
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,335
Nice dickey.
423
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:03,799
Meanwhile,
I still had not found Charlotte,
424
00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:07,303
but Charlotte had found an officer
who wasn't a gentleman.
425
00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:08,762
Show me your tits?
426
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:13,309
I can't do that. I barely know you.
427
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:16,604
Okay, then just show me one.
428
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,231
It's an order.
429
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:21,650
The old Charlotte
would've had him court-martialed.
430
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,068
But the new Charlotte...
431
00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:24,737
Well, Officer...
432
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,196
...had a deadline.
433
00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:27,615
-...if it's an order.
-Mmm-hmm.
434
00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:33,704
-Oh, Jesus!
-Oh, Carrie! Carrie!
435
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:35,205
I was just looking for you, I didn't--
436
00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:37,207
No. This is Officer Matt Cook.
437
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:39,126
I'll see you later. Okay.
438
00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:43,339
I can't do this. Let's just talk.
439
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:48,427
It's your call, ma'am.
440
00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:50,429
Turns out Charlotte was caught
441
00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:53,265
somewhere between the old and new York.
442
00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:56,602
But she figured showing her boob
to a relative stranger
443
00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:58,228
bought her another three months.
444
00:24:01,315 --> 00:24:05,069
Carrie, there you are.
Where's Charlotte?
445
00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:08,614
Well, believe it or not, she's involved
in a little peepshow upstairs.
446
00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:12,117
I'm really starting to have
a newfound respect for that girl.
447
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:13,994
What is it about today?
448
00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:16,413
I've seen Miranda's boobs,
I've seen Charlotte's boob.
449
00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:18,916
Why not just show me yours
and get it over with?
450
00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:26,465
I was kidding.
451
00:24:26,757 --> 00:24:28,926
I wasn't.
That ought to hook me a sailor.
452
00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:31,637
Yeah, Tailhook you one. Look, I'm going.
453
00:24:31,845 --> 00:24:33,973
-No.
-Yes.
454
00:24:34,056 --> 00:24:36,350
I was right. This ship has sailed.
455
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:39,103
And tragically, I'm still on it.
456
00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:43,816
Good night. Hey.
Keep an eye on Boom-Boom up there.
457
00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,197
Hey, there. You came.
458
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,324
Yes, I came, I saw...
459
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,576
-I'm leaving.
-Oh, come on, now.
460
00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:57,913
I've come all the way from Louisiana
to dance with a New York City girl.
461
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:00,624
I'm a good dancer.
462
00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:14,346
I...
463
00:25:15,264 --> 00:25:16,765
My, my, my, my
464
00:25:18,809 --> 00:25:20,769
Oh, I...
465
00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:25,149
Can turn a grey sky blue
466
00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:26,650
I...
467
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:28,569
You see, I can make it rain
468
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:31,697
When I want to
469
00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:33,490
Oh, I...
470
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:36,243
Can build a castle
471
00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:39,455
-From a single grain of sand, yeah
-I...
472
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,207
You see, I can make a ship sail
473
00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,294
On dry land, children, yeah
474
00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:51,300
Then how come I
With all the powers that I possess
475
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:52,259
Yeah
476
00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:55,054
Girl, you're the key to my happiness
And I
477
00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:56,972
Can't get next to you, babe
478
00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:58,182
Ooh, yeah
479
00:25:58,265 --> 00:25:59,600
Can't get next to you
480
00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:01,351
I've been tryin' a long time
481
00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:03,145
Can't get next to you, babe
482
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:05,272
I don't know what to do
483
00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:06,732
Can't get next to you
484
00:26:07,024 --> 00:26:08,901
-Let me tell you
-I...
485
00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:12,279
Even though she was
floating in a sea of dickeys...
486
00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:15,574
One new message
and 12 saved messages.
487
00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:17,659
...Samantha could only
think about Richard.
488
00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:19,578
Hey, you threw a drink
in my face
489
00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:20,788
and papered my neighborhood.
490
00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:23,415
Would I still be calling
if I didn't really love you?
491
00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:27,002
I love you, gorgeous.
Give me another chance.
492
00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:33,425
Hey, you threw a drink
in my face
493
00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:34,927
and papered my neighborhood.
494
00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:37,221
Would I still be calling
if I didn't really love you?
495
00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:42,684
Oh, she may be weary...
496
00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:47,272
Say, Louis from Louisiana,
497
00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:51,777
how many great loves
do you think you get in a lifetime?
498
00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:53,987
Great loves?
499
00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:55,864
That is the question on deck.
500
00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:00,202
Well...
501
00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:04,790
Maybe one, if you're lucky.
502
00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:09,253
Try a little tenderness, yeah...
503
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,428
Oh, I'm glad I stayed.
504
00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:22,182
After the way this city kicked my ass
today, I needed that dance.
505
00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:26,061
I have to say,
this is my first trip to New York. Tsk.
506
00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:27,813
Not for me.
507
00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:31,775
I mean, the garbage, the noise,
I don't know how you put up with it.
508
00:27:37,364 --> 00:27:40,075
While she's there waiting...
509
00:27:41,535 --> 00:27:42,578
Thanks.
510
00:27:43,036 --> 00:27:43,954
Good night.
511
00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:46,540
Try a little tenderness...
512
00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:49,334
Wait.
513
00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:52,421
Going home all alone?
514
00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:54,756
It's rough out there.
515
00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:56,967
It isn't so bad.
516
00:27:57,050 --> 00:28:01,972
It's not just sentimental, no, no...
517
00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:05,851
If Louis was right,
and you only get one great love,
518
00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:08,478
New York may just be mine.
519
00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:13,108
And I can't have nobody talking shit
about my boyfriend.
520
00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:16,111
A short while later, I had a thought.
521
00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:17,237
Taxi!
522
00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:20,991
Maybe the past
is like an anchor holding us back.
523
00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:24,745
Maybe you have to let go
of who you were...
524
00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:27,247
Hey, hey.
525
00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:30,000
...to become who you will be.
526
00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:36,590
You won't regret it, no, no
527
00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:40,719
Young girls, they don't forget it
528
00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:47,017
Love is their whole happiness
529
00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:48,685
Yeah
530
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:54,942
But it's all so easy
531
00:28:56,026 --> 00:28:58,362
All you gotta do is try
532
00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:01,782
Try a little tenderness
533
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:05,786
Yeah, all you gotta do is, man
534
00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:08,455
Hold her when you wanna
535
00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:11,500
Squeeze her, don't tease her
536
00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:13,377
Never leave her
537
00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:16,296
Get to her, got, got
538
00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:18,966
Got to try a little tenderness
539
00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:20,008
Yeah, yeah
540
00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:23,011
You got to grab her gently, man
541
00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:26,682
Don't bruise her, no, no
542
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,433
You got to love her
543
00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:30,978
Tease her, don't squeeze her
544
00:29:31,061 --> 00:29:36,108
You got to try, na, na, na
Try a little tenderness
545
00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:37,609
Yeah, yeah, yeah
546
00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:40,487
You got to grab her gently, man
547
00:29:42,698 --> 00:29:44,283
Don't bruise her, no, no
548
00:29:44,366 --> 00:29:45,909
You got to love her
549
00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:48,704
Tease her, don't squeeze her
550
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:54,042
You got to try, na, na, na
Try a little tenderness
551
00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:55,085
Yeah