1 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:51,760 They say it's spring 2 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:57,641 This feeling light as a feather 3 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:00,561 They say this thing 4 00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:05,440 This magic we share together 5 00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:08,986 Came with the weather too... 6 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:12,781 Here are some things I love about New York, 7 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:16,285 that week in spring when it's warm, but not hot, 8 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,412 and the trees are just beginning to bloom, 9 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:19,871 men in suits, 10 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:23,208 three papers and 12 gossip columns, 11 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:25,919 It's easy for me to say, "I love you, New York." 12 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:29,548 It's not so easy to say, "I love you, Mr. Big." 13 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:33,885 The first time I realized I actually loved Big, 14 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:36,221 was over toast and coffee one morning. 15 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:37,806 What? 16 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:41,435 Huh? Oh. 17 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:42,894 Thanks, honey. 18 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:49,026 What? 19 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:50,319 Nothing. 20 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,738 The first time I actually felt like saying it 21 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:54,865 was the night he took me to the ballet. 22 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,116 And he hates the ballet. 23 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,327 I don't wanna disappoint you. 24 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:01,288 But I think a couple of those dancers had on wires. 25 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:03,874 They were not on wires. 26 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,835 Oh, yeah. On a couple of those big leaps, I saw the wires. 27 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,212 You know what? 28 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:11,173 What? 29 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:15,260 I love... your hair like that. 30 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,471 Cut it out. 31 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:24,561 And then there was the time I never expected to say it. 32 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:29,191 Last Friday night at approximately 7:20 p.m., 33 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:32,444 Big was picking me up to take me out to dinner. 34 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:33,820 Hey, hi. 35 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:36,406 I just have to, um, change my shoes. 36 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,116 Well, hurry up. We don't wanna be late. 37 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,661 If we grab a cab on Madison, we can be there in five minutes. 38 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:46,291 Hm. 39 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:49,961 -Okay. Okay. -Here. 40 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,173 Well, what's this for? 41 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:55,842 Well, I just saw it and thought of you. 42 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,732 It was just... wrong. 43 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,359 It was wrong. 44 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,403 I didn't know what to say except... 45 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:18,949 I love you. 46 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:22,452 You told Big, "I love you" because he gave you that? 47 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:25,080 What did you think it was, a large diamond duck ring? 48 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:27,916 I think my mother has one of these in the shape of a squirrel. 49 00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:31,169 Note, I did not say, "I love the purse." 50 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:32,379 And then what did he say? 51 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:37,259 Well, he just sort of reacted stunned for a moment and then he said... 52 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:38,635 Well. 53 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:43,557 You're welcome. I'll just wait for you outside. 54 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:47,853 Well, maybe he thought you said, "I love it." 55 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:51,148 No, it was a very deliberate and distinct "you." 56 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:53,650 So, he just sort of pretended like you didn't say it? 57 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,736 Yeah, sort of. But we both know I did. 58 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:57,988 So, now I've laid down the gauntlet. 59 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,573 He either has to say "I love you" back, 60 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,616 or I guess, I'm gonna have to break up with him. 61 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:03,452 Well, how long are you gonna give him? 62 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,787 Well, I didn't put an expiration date on the sentiment, 63 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:08,039 but I figure it's got the shelf life of a dairy product, 64 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:09,624 it's gonna start to curdle in about a week. 65 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,293 You know, it's so interesting. 66 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:14,504 You can tell a man, "I hate you," you have the best sex of your life. 67 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:18,341 But tell him, "I love you," you'll probably never see him again. 68 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,802 Well, it's just very-- It's very comforting right now. 69 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:22,471 Wait a minute. Time out. 70 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:25,640 Did you ever think that at this very moment, 71 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:29,728 the man might be trying to find his own way to tell Carrie that he loves her? 72 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:33,231 Listening to Miranda wax optimistic about love, 73 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:36,359 was more disorienting than a heat wave in February. 74 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,528 No. No. 75 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:41,531 But, it seemed that Miranda, formally love's greatest skeptic, 76 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:44,701 had recently experienced a romantic epiphany. 77 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:47,204 Go, grab us a seat outside. I'll meet you out there. 78 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:48,747 Will you let me pay this time? 79 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:51,625 No, no, no. Your money's no good here. Grab us a bench. 80 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:54,002 All right. 81 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:57,172 -How much? -$5.90. 82 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:58,131 Oh! 83 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:01,176 She was dating a bartender who worshiped her. 84 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,595 And Miranda was so crazy about him in return 85 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,764 that she let him take her out to dinner. 86 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:08,308 But only to places she knew he could afford. 87 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:10,310 - Mm. -Best slices in the city. 88 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:11,728 -Don't you think? -Mm. 89 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:14,815 So. 90 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,733 -Saturday. -Mm-hm. 91 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,527 My firm is having its annual dinner thing. 92 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:19,486 Mm-hm. 93 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:22,864 And I was wondering if you think that maybe the bar 94 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,533 could spare you for a night, you could be my date. 95 00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:26,535 I warn you, it's gonna be totally boring. 96 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:28,829 It's not gonna be boring if I'm there with you. 97 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,754 You probably should wear a suit. 98 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:39,130 Oh! 99 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:43,051 So it's gonna be a big fancy affair. 100 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,972 -You do have a suit, right? -Sure I do. 101 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:49,349 It's-- It's really nice. It's gold. 102 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:51,977 It's gold? 103 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:54,646 Yeah, you know, corduroy. 104 00:05:58,233 --> 00:05:59,818 What's wrong with corduroy? 105 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:03,655 I don't have enough time to tell you what's wrong with corduroy. 106 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:11,371 For the first time, Steve took Miranda back to his place. 107 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:16,960 So, this is your apartment. 108 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,087 Yeah. You like? 109 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:21,464 It's sweet. 110 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:25,093 I modeled it after DeNiro's place in Taxi Driver. 111 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:30,223 -I'm kidding. -Yeah. 112 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:33,602 It's cheap and it's near the bar. 113 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,271 And you never have to come here again. 114 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,078 That evening, Miranda experienced 115 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,247 her first pangs of yuppie guilt. 116 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:58,710 A lot of wonderful artists worked as bartenders for years. 117 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,254 It doesn't mean he won't make money someday. 118 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:03,757 He's not an artist, slash, bartender. 119 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,635 He's just happy being a bartender, period. 120 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:09,262 No aspirations beyond shaking the cocktails 121 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:10,805 and refilling the peanut bowls. 122 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:12,057 How's he in bed? 123 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,768 There are no words. 124 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:17,228 Sounds like a dream relationship to me. 125 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:20,065 Yeah. He can make you cum, and then make you a Cosmopolitan. 126 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:23,985 Honestly! I don't know how you can get serious with a guy 127 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:25,946 whose entire future is based on tips? 128 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,572 Wait a minute. 129 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:31,034 Rich men date not-so-rich women all the time. 130 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,119 I mean, come on. Look at me and Big. 131 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:35,872 It's not about money, it's about compatibility. 132 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:38,541 Yeah, but it's normal for the guy to have more money. 133 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,377 -Oh, God! - Oh, come on! 134 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:43,630 I know lots of women who make more money than their husbands. 135 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:45,215 You're all missing my point. 136 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:47,133 None of this matters to me. 137 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:49,010 I just don't want it to matter to him. 138 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:52,389 It's like, when single men have a lot of money, it works to their advantage. 139 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:56,101 But when a single woman has money, it's a problem you have to deal with. 140 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,227 -It's ridiculous! -Mm-hm. 141 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,813 I want to enjoy my success, not apologize for it. 142 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:02,107 Bravo, honey. Bravo! 143 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:06,152 But you're talking about more than a difference in income. 144 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:09,322 You're talking about a difference in background and education. 145 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,074 This guy is working class. 146 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,575 "Working class"? 147 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,327 - Yeah. -It's the Millennium, sweetie. 148 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:16,538 We don't say things like "working class" anymore. 149 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:19,916 But you're trying to pretend that we live in a classless society, 150 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:21,376 and we don't. 151 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:28,341 Okay, Marie-Antoinette, we get the picture. 152 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:30,343 Thank you. 153 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:31,845 You know, she's right. 154 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:35,974 I'm dating a guy right now, and he's got an actual servant. 155 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:37,350 -What? -Really? 156 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:38,435 Yeah. 157 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:41,438 It seems that Samantha was dating Harvey Terkel, 158 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:44,941 a real estate investor who had just made a killing in the market 159 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:49,029 turning Chelsea sweatshops into luxury co-ops for the upwardly trendy. 160 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:51,072 -Sum is a fantastic cook. -Hm. 161 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:53,199 You won't eat better Thai food in Bangkok. 162 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:55,618 More noodle, Mr. Harvey? 163 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,287 Yes, please. 164 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:01,499 You like spicy like Mr. Harvey, miss? 165 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,334 I love spicy. 166 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,669 Enjoy. 167 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,048 Isn't she the best? 168 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,383 I tell you I could not live without her. 169 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:15,805 I wondered, was New York really any different from New Delhi? 170 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:18,975 Had our class system been replaced by a caste system? 171 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:22,562 And if so, can we date outside our caste? 172 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:27,150 That night, Big took me out for a romantic dinner. 173 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,693 I could smell it coming, 174 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:31,321 the way you can smell a thunderstorm right before it hits. 175 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:34,365 A mere two days after I had said, "I love you, " 176 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:38,203 Big had found his own way to say "I love you" to me. 177 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:39,579 You're gonna love this. 178 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:42,749 It's from a small winery in the heart of Tuscany. 179 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:47,337 Mm. Delicioso. 180 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,509 I rented a villa there one summer with the ex. 181 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:54,469 It was incredible. 182 00:09:57,639 --> 00:10:00,517 I've always wanted to go back with someone I actually liked. 183 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:07,690 Listen, there's something I've been meaning to tell you ever since 184 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,359 the night I gave you the purse. 185 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:12,946 Yeah? 186 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,158 You can take it back if you don't like it. 187 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,537 That became the first night I wanted to tell Big, 188 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:22,622 "I hate you." 189 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,921 The next afternoon, Charlotte made the acquaintance 190 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,881 of a member of the very highest caste. 191 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:35,218 A caste that from coast to coast, rich and poor, 192 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:38,012 everyone deferred to and honored without question. 193 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,140 The movie star. 194 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:44,394 Hi. 195 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:47,021 I'm Charlotte York. I'm the director of the gallery. 196 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,023 Wylie Ford. 197 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,733 Yeah, I know. 198 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,070 How much for this piece? 199 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,365 The fire extinguisher? 200 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:00,577 Oh. No, no, no. 201 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,329 That's a real fire extinguisher. 202 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:07,125 You know, like, for the gallery, in case there's a fire. 203 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,379 I guess I'm a total idiot. 204 00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:14,299 Oh, no, no. It happens all the time. 205 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,093 You can have it. Take it. 206 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,929 You could say you got it here at the gallery and... 207 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:23,892 people will probably think it's a Jeff Koons. 208 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,769 You are adorable. 209 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,899 Hey, what do you think about closing up for the rest of the afternoon? 210 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,281 Man, Charlene, you are so hot. 211 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,366 Can't wait to get you to bed. 212 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,995 Charlotte. My name is Charlotte. 213 00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:46,623 Oh. I prefer Charlene. 214 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,082 Okay. 215 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:53,963 Man, this champagne is running through me. 216 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:57,133 Yo, bud, pull over, I need to take a leak. 217 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,682 All right. Sit tight, beautiful. 218 00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:05,808 Okay. 219 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:16,611 - Hello? 220 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:18,571 You'll never believe where I am. 221 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:22,700 I'm in the back of a limo about to go have sex with Wiley Ford. 222 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:23,868 But where is he now? 223 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:26,537 He's taking a leak out in the alley, isn't that cute? 224 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,040 Yeah, it's adorable. Now, Charlotte, listen to me, 225 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,917 get out of there immediately. 226 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,044 All my rules just went right out the window. 227 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:36,214 It's like, he wants me and I have to obey. 228 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:39,175 Oh! He's zipping up. I gotta go. 229 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,554 - Hey, hey. -Hey, hey. 230 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,267 -Yeah. Come on. -Mm. 231 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,939 While Charlotte began to enjoy the perks of celebrity, 232 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:57,443 Samantha discovered that Harvey Terkel came with some nice perks of his own. 233 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,697 Now you stay in bed as long as you want. 234 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,448 And Sum will make you breakfast. 235 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:04,409 Oh, that's really not necessary. 236 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:07,453 What? No, no, no. Woah. Hey, please, she loves it. 237 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:10,832 -Do you like fresh orange or grapefruit? -Hm? 238 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:12,834 -Orange. -Orange. 239 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,335 -Eggs? -Coddled. 240 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,004 -"Coddled." 241 00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:17,297 Coming right up. 242 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,593 -I'll call you. -Mm-hm. 243 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,930 While Samantha didn't believe in having servants, 244 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,975 she realized she had no problem dating a man who did. 245 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:32,812 She knew it might take some adjusting, but she could get used to this. 246 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,482 Oh. Bye, Sum. 247 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,151 Now, take good care of Samantha. 248 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:42,155 Bye-bye, Mr. Harvey. 249 00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:44,324 Okay. 250 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,914 Okay, lazy bones, out of bed. 251 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:55,084 - Excuse me? -Up, up. Must wash sheets. 252 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:58,421 Hey. Should I have my breakfast in the dining room or-- 253 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,632 Breakfast? I got no time to make breakfast. 254 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,177 Got a lot of work to do around here. 255 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,891 It was then that Samantha realized 256 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,643 that Sum was not so servile, after all. 257 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:17,190 That afternoon, during her lunch break, Miranda took Steve shopping. 258 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,483 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 259 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,026 What do you think? 260 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,820 I think it's kind of frightening how good I look. 261 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,322 It's a beautiful suit. 262 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,532 I think we should take it. 263 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:29,535 Could you do a cuff with a nice little break? 264 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:32,497 - Will these be the shoes? -I think we should take the shoes. 265 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,665 Don't you think we should take the shoes? 266 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,377 I guess we're taking the shoes. 267 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,631 Uh-huh, yeah! Just like that. 268 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,927 Jesus! $1,800. 269 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,721 I guess I better not spill anything. 270 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,017 Don't worry. It's my treat. 271 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:54,727 What? 272 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:57,355 I invited you to this thing. I want to pay for the suit. 273 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,690 No way, you're not buying me a suit. 274 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,949 But I wanted to do this for you. 275 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,244 Then I start to think of you like my mother 276 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,538 and that can get a little weird for me. 277 00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,040 Sorry, sir, it was declined. 278 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:19,168 -Would you like to try another one? -Why don't you try one of mine? 279 00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,254 No, no, no. All right, how about this? 280 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,757 Let's try $800 on the card, I'll write you a check for $1,000 281 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,175 and I'll give you the rest in cash. 282 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,219 Steve, forget it. It's just too expensive. 283 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,097 Would you just let me buy the fucking suit? 284 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,356 That Saturday, Big took me to a cocktail party 285 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,191 at the home of Serena Bush... 286 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,235 Great purse, fabulous. 287 00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,904 Careful! White rugs. 288 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,783 An Upper East Side hostess famous for her husband's money 289 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:53,327 and a close personal friendship with Tina Brown. 290 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,912 I used to know her ten years ago, 291 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,831 when she was famous for her father's money 292 00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:59,250 and a close, personal friendship with her drug dealer. 293 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,128 Oh, God, I hate Park Avenue. 294 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,380 It's like being in a foreign country. 295 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,924 Just think of me as your passport, baby. 296 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,135 As we walked through the room 297 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:13,264 of women clutching their bejeweled swan, kitten and asparagus purses, 298 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:17,643 I realized, to my horror, that not only did Big not love me, 299 00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:21,105 he had absolutely no idea who I was. 300 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,941 -Can I get you a drink? -Uh, yeah. Tanqueray and tonic. 301 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,151 Carrie, a drink? 302 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,153 Oh, um... 303 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:28,905 Uh, red wine, please. 304 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:32,325 I'm sorry, Ms. Bush doesn't serve any brown food or drink. 305 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,619 Can I get you something clear? 306 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,998 Uh, yeah. Uh... 307 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,208 Vodka on the rocks. 308 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,420 No brown food? 309 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:48,549 I think we've just encountered a mutant strain of Upper East Side anal. 310 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:52,136 She's a little strange. I've known her for years, she's okay. 311 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,889 Oh, yeah. I'm sure she's fabulous until you spill something. 312 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,725 It's like she's consciously trying to cultivate an eccentricity, 313 00:16:57,808 --> 00:17:00,853 so people won't notice that she's completely devoid of personality. 314 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:02,939 Well, don't be a bitch. 315 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,774 I'm not being a bitch, I'm just being myself. 316 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,442 You're being a little bit of a bitch. 317 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,693 Sweetheart! 318 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:11,072 -Hey! -How are you? It's been forever. 319 00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,408 Thank you for having us. 320 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,661 Serena, you know Carrie. 321 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,621 -Yes. -Hey. 322 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:22,625 Uh, darling, can't smoke in here. 323 00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,253 No, no. Uh, terrace. 324 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,463 Then that's where I'll be. 325 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:32,802 And just like that, I was cast out of the fancy party. 326 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:35,888 That same evening, Charlotte found herself 327 00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:38,432 the newest member of Wiley Ford's entourage. 328 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:42,144 When did marijuana become legal in restaurants? 329 00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:44,730 It didn't. 330 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,066 - Here. All right. -Oh. Thank you. 331 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,152 -Here. -Oh. No, thank you. 332 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,904 I don't smoke pot. 333 00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,077 -You do now. 334 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:11,340 You know... 335 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:14,510 Sum was very rude to me the other morning. 336 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,138 She practically threw me out of bed. 337 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,933 You must've misunderstood. 338 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,477 Her English isn't really that good. 339 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,066 More asparagus, miss? 340 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,819 It was then Samantha realized, 341 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,614 she wasn't so dim, that Sum. 342 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,241 That night, I realized that relationships 343 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,160 had a caste system of their own. 344 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,621 There's the person who says, "I love you." 345 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,706 And there's the person who never responds. 346 00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:44,957 Carrie. 347 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,794 Hey, Jeremiah? 348 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,213 -What are you doing here? -Uh... 349 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:52,840 Purveying the beverages. 350 00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:56,218 -Just snuck out here to smoke. -Ah! Good. 351 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,596 Are you friends with these people? 352 00:18:58,679 --> 00:18:59,930 Oh, God, no. No. 353 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,682 Yeah, a little uptight. 354 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,518 -What's with the no brown food deal? -Whatever. 355 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:07,688 Jeremiah was a famous downtown performance artist 356 00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:09,398 who was best known uptown as, 357 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,025 "Hey, kid, let me have another scotch and soda." 358 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:14,487 We had engaged in a mild flirtation for years. 359 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:15,655 So, who're you here with? 360 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:18,282 Oh. Some guy. 361 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,036 Hey! I just got a new tattoo. You want to see it? 362 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,579 -Yeah. Sure. -Yeah? 363 00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:28,626 -Is that real? -Yeah, it's real. 364 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,044 -Wowzah. -Hm. 365 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,712 How far down does that go? 366 00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,091 Pretty far. 367 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:36,509 Check it out. 368 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,222 Oh. 369 00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:44,558 -Holy moly. 370 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,352 -Shit. -Oh. 371 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:48,437 Excuse me. 372 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,316 Ah, shit. 373 00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:11,085 Uh... 374 00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,422 Were you really out there giving the caterer a blow job? 375 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,549 First of all, he's not a caterer. 376 00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:19,135 He's a very well-known performance artist. 377 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,219 Oh. 378 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,054 Well, that didn't answer my question. 379 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,597 Because it was offensive. 380 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:28,018 Well, whatever you were doing, please stop. 381 00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,187 You're embarrassing me. 382 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:31,856 I'm embarrassing you? 383 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:35,025 Well, maybe if you'd joined me on the terrace like a gentleman, 384 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,570 we wouldn't be standing here having this conversation. 385 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:38,821 Let's just go. 386 00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:40,906 No, you go, I'm having a good time. 387 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:50,040 And across town, Miranda was late for the firm dinner. 388 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,461 Okay. 389 00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:01,343 Why are you dressed like that? 390 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:03,679 I returned the suit. 391 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,849 Frankly, I couldn't afford it. 392 00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,852 Then why didn't you let me pay for it? 393 00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:11,395 Miranda, 394 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:14,523 you need to be with a guy who's more on your level. 395 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,943 -Steve... -Being in that store with you... 396 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,238 I didn't feel good about myself. 397 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,326 Look, I think you're an incredible lady. 398 00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,537 You want to break up with me over a suit? 399 00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:31,832 Fuck the suit. 400 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,293 It's not just the suit. 401 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,880 There's always gonna be things out of my reach. 402 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,092 So, I'm being punished for being successful. 403 00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:45,679 That's not how I mean it. 404 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:48,724 Got it. 405 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:50,518 Well. 406 00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:54,063 Thanks for the info and standing me up. 407 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,648 And it's been nice knowing you. 408 00:21:57,233 --> 00:22:00,694 An hour later, adrift in a sea of Italian wool crepe, 409 00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:04,406 Miranda wondered what was really so wrong with corduroy anyway. 410 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:12,331 In the space of one evening, Charlotte had gone from girlfriend, 411 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,291 to groupie. 412 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,001 Who had the rum and coke? 413 00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:30,349 Listen, Charlene. 414 00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,143 I want you to do something for me. 415 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,564 I want you to go to the ladies' room, 416 00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:38,357 stick your finger in your pussy, 417 00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:41,694 come back and let me smell it. 418 00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:51,704 I don't think so. 419 00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,335 -Excuse me. -Charlene? 420 00:22:58,419 --> 00:23:00,629 Charlotte realized, another moment at the top, 421 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,548 and she would have become an Untouchable. 422 00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:08,220 - Jeremiah was a bullfrog... - Ba, ba, bam 423 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:11,849 -Was a good friend of mine -Ba, ba, bam 424 00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:15,102 I never understood a single word he said 425 00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:17,062 But I helped him drink... 426 00:23:17,146 --> 00:23:20,149 After Jeremiah got fired, we celebrated downtown 427 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,067 with a couple of pitchers of Margaritas. 428 00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:24,778 ...joy to the world... 429 00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:25,696 Yeah! 430 00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:28,699 All the boys and girls! 431 00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:30,618 Joy to the-- 432 00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:40,753 Joy to the fishes in the deep blue-- 433 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:42,338 I don't live here. Woah! 434 00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:44,131 Joy to you and me... 435 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,133 That was the last thing I could remember that night. 436 00:23:46,216 --> 00:23:49,303 If I were the king of the world... 437 00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:52,973 -Mm. 438 00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:56,185 -You just relax. -I will. 439 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,771 -I'm gonna go grab a shower. -Mm-hm. 440 00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:07,529 Excuse me. 441 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:09,573 Nasty. 442 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:11,617 Nasty girl. 443 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,870 You dirty cock-sucking whore. 444 00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:18,290 Must wash sheets right away. 445 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:22,086 -Stop it! Let go. You're crazy! 446 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:24,713 What's going on out here? 447 00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:27,299 Mr. Harvey. 448 00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:29,301 I'm so sorry. 449 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:34,640 I just tried to wash the sheets, but that lady hit me. 450 00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:36,433 Oh, come on! 451 00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:38,394 How dare you treat Sum that way. 452 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,270 -Let me explain. - No! 453 00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:42,439 There's no explanation. 454 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:44,650 Just get out of here. 455 00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:48,153 Samantha realized there was only room 456 00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:49,446 for one woman in Harvey's life. 457 00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:50,823 Sh, sh... 458 00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:56,745 Oh, Jesus. 459 00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:01,333 Hello? 460 00:25:01,709 --> 00:25:02,918 Listen. 461 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,087 I know what you're really pissed off about. 462 00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:09,425 But it's just something I gotta do in my own time. 463 00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:12,678 Okay? 464 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,057 Well, I fucking love you. 465 00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:18,809 All right? You know I do. 466 00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:21,812 -Hey, good morning. - But i-it... 467 00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:24,231 It's just a tough thing for me to say 468 00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:27,067 because it always seems to get me in trouble 469 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:29,194 when I say it. 470 00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:30,988 Okay? 471 00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:32,948 Okay. 472 00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:35,743 Are we okay? 473 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,079 We're great. 474 00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:41,957 Hey, I love you, too. 475 00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:44,126 I'll call you later, okay? 476 00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:54,762 Did we? 477 00:25:57,347 --> 00:25:58,640 Definitely not. 478 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:00,893 I didn't think so. 479 00:26:08,150 --> 00:26:10,527 I felt like I was the lowest of the low. 480 00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:12,488 But I never told Mr. Big. 481 00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:16,033 I figured everything before "I love you, "just doesn't count.