1 00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:49,883 In every relationship, there comes a time 2 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:52,094 when you take that next important step. 3 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:55,847 -Do I look all right? -Don't worry, they'll love you. 4 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:57,808 I just wanna make the right impression. 5 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,685 They'll love you because I love you. 6 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:01,687 Here we are. 7 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:05,190 For some couples, that step is meeting the parents. 8 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:07,693 For me, it's meeting the Prada. 9 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:13,740 Holy shit! You know, on my planet the clothing stores have clothes. 10 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:16,994 Ladies. 11 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,705 -So, how often do you shop here? 12 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:20,747 Carrie! 13 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:21,915 Hi! 14 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:23,584 I'm gonna guess more than once. 15 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:26,044 Oh, if all my customers were this beautiful, yeah? 16 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:30,132 Aw! Tony, this is my boyfriend, Jack Berger. 17 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:32,467 Hey, how are you? Oh! Okay. 18 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:33,594 Oh, two! 19 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:34,970 Bonus round, I'm down with that. 20 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:36,722 -He's funny, yes? -Yes. 21 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:39,683 And this is his first time at Prada. 22 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,727 Well, we have some amazing new things for men. 23 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:43,353 Oh, I'm just here for my amazing new girlfriend. 24 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:44,730 Can I get you something to drink? 25 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:47,065 Cappuccino, bottled water, champagne? 26 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:48,984 -Champagne? Yes! -Yes. 27 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:51,737 Some couples spend Saturday afternoon shopping... 28 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:53,071 Look everybody, it's Carrie! 29 00:01:53,155 --> 00:01:55,699 ...other couples spend it sexing. 30 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,660 Aren't you gonna shower? 31 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:00,245 Nope. 32 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,332 I wanna smell you on me all night. 33 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:05,667 Dirty boy. 34 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:10,631 So, how's Friday at 9:00? 35 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:11,840 I can't do Friday. 36 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:14,718 But we always do Friday. It's TGI-Fuck day. 37 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,970 My play starts previews this week. 38 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:18,055 Play? 39 00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:23,018 I was thinking you could come check it out. 40 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:25,854 It's a kick-ass play. 41 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:27,397 "Kick-ass play." 42 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:29,608 Three words I hope never to hear again. 43 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:30,734 Come on. 44 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:33,195 It's in Brooklyn, I don't do borough. 45 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:36,281 Oh, don't give me that look. 46 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:38,241 I'm the one who should be hurt. 47 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:40,452 You always spend Fridays in me. 48 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:42,037 Okay, here's the deal. 49 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:45,540 You come see me in Brooklyn. 50 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:48,835 And afterwards, I'll make sure you come 51 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:53,423 and come and come in the bedroom. 52 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,306 Hey. What do you think? 53 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:05,519 Ooh. Two things. One, you look damn fine. 54 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:07,437 Two, I'm a little hammered. 55 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:10,357 -Here, for you. 56 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,276 -Try, eh? -Now that is fabulous. 57 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,321 Yeah, you know, I never say fabulous, but if I did I would. 58 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:19,074 That's what a real shirt looks like, huh? 59 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,410 Oh! 60 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,995 -But you will wear forever. -Yeah, I'd have to. 61 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:26,998 Does it also somehow open into a small studio apartment? 62 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:28,625 -Carrie, tell him. 63 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,335 My girlfriend used to talk me into things, 64 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:31,712 and I am a better man for it. 65 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:33,630 This is our first shopping trip together, 66 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,006 I wanna take it slow. 67 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:37,342 So, how is Claudia? 68 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:38,385 We broke up. 69 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:40,178 -Oh. - Yeah, this is tragic. 70 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:43,181 Only thing more tragic is Jack Berger not having Prada. 71 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:45,767 Oh, what can I say, except, thanks for the hooch. 72 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:47,394 Fine. So, Carrie. 73 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,479 Do you know any fantastic, 74 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:52,482 gorgeous single woman like yourself I could go out with? 75 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:56,653 -Cheer up, sweetie. 76 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:59,156 I may have found you the "impossible dreamboat." 77 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,575 Straight, single, and works for Prada. 78 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:03,326 -Mmm. -Is he Jewish? 79 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:07,831 What? Did you think I was gonna throw away all my new religious beliefs 80 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,791 just because Harry and I are no longer together? 81 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:11,835 Um... Yeah. 82 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,920 I'm not a fair-weathered Jew. 83 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,715 Besides, I can't even think about dating again. 84 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,467 I'm way too sad about losing Harry. 85 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:20,218 Now, Charlotte, honey. 86 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:22,095 You will start dating eventually 87 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:25,015 and by then this Prada item may be off the rack. 88 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:27,350 If she's not ready to move on, she's not ready to move on. 89 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:29,478 People can't move on before they're ready. 90 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:31,480 I'm just saying... 91 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:33,899 I can't even imagine dating again. 92 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:35,692 I mean, what would I say about myself? 93 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,861 "I was married and then I got divorced. 94 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,238 And then I fell in love with my divorce lawyer 95 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:41,615 and we were gonna get married. 96 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,825 But then I blew it and we split up, too." 97 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,077 It's depressing. 98 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:50,791 Well, now you went and told the truth. Hmm. 99 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:53,585 Okay, what are we gonna do about it? 100 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:56,588 I say we get all dressed up, we go out for drinks Friday night. 101 00:04:57,547 --> 00:04:58,673 I'll wear my new Prada. 102 00:04:58,757 --> 00:04:59,800 -Oh! -I'm in! 103 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:01,426 -Oh, excellent. 104 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:03,970 Shit motherfucker fuck shit. 105 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:06,681 There's a shit motherfucker fuck shit situation? 106 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:07,974 I have to go to the theater. 107 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,559 They finally made that mandatory? 108 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,770 A new play in Brooklyn, Jerry's in it. 109 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:12,979 So it's children's theater. 110 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:14,606 Oh, I think that's sweet. 111 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:15,816 It's not sweet. 112 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:18,777 It's pathetic how far a gal will go for a good fuck. 113 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,739 Disguising that wood paneling 114 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,449 is going to take a lot of filling. 115 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:27,744 And speaking of the theater, that night, 116 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:30,997 Miranda continued performing her one-woman show, 117 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:33,333 "I'm Not In Love With Steve." 118 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:34,417 Hey. 119 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,086 Hey. 120 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:37,921 How is life on the playground? 121 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:40,674 Aw, the little bratty girl had a birthday. 122 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:42,676 Bratty had a birthday? 123 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,052 Yep, here. 124 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:45,679 I scammed you a cupcake. 125 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:47,597 It's chocolate, I had to fight for it. 126 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:51,142 For me? Thanks. 127 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:54,938 Yeah, I'm getting a gut from all the cupcake action 128 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:58,567 -on that playground. -Oh. You don't have a gut. 129 00:05:58,650 --> 00:05:59,568 Gut! 130 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:03,530 Okay, so I gotta run. 131 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:06,032 I wanna get home and see the Knicks game. 132 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:09,077 Why don't you watch it here? I mean... 133 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,580 I pay for the ESPN and all, 134 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:13,748 and I've got all this extra food and all. 135 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:16,501 That is, unless you have plans with someone in which case-- 136 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:19,170 No. Debbie's got shit to do. 137 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:20,589 I wouldn't be crowding you? 138 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:26,887 For the guy who scammed me the chocolate cupcake? 139 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:29,139 Cool. 140 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:41,526 The Knicks overtime turned into Steve's over-nighter. 141 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:06,092 Hey, hey, hey! 142 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:07,969 Hey! 143 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:10,096 All right. Now, I have to call somebody. 144 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:12,140 You have a Prada abuse problem. 145 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:13,850 Oh, I do, do I? 146 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:16,269 Here. For you. 147 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:20,690 It's the "I never say fabulous" fabulous shirt. 148 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:24,152 Hey. Well, Carrie, you know, thanks, 149 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:25,695 but you can't afford this. 150 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:27,697 You can't afford that stuff you bought yourself. 151 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:30,450 Last week I couldn't, but voila! 152 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:32,702 It's a check from our publishers. 153 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,496 They sold my book in Paris. 154 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:38,208 -It's an advance from France. -Wow, that's quite an advance. 155 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,210 I know, I can't believe it. 156 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,337 Half off at home, big deal in France. 157 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:44,172 I'm the literary Jerry Lewis. 158 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:45,173 So you see, 159 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:47,384 you have to have the "I never say fabulous" 160 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:50,804 fabulous shirt because you are the most fabulous... 161 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:54,432 of all the fabulous men who never say fabulous. 162 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:59,396 That's... Okay. Thank you. 163 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,356 Ah! I'm starving. 164 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:02,732 What looks good? 165 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:07,529 The next day, I met Miranda and little Lord Brady 166 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:08,822 for an early evening walk. 167 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:12,617 Hey, if I get tired in about a block, can you push me around in that? 168 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:13,827 Sure. 169 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:16,663 Steve slept over the other night. 170 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:18,373 Pardonnez-moi? 171 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:19,582 On the couch. 172 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:22,043 We were watching the Knicks game and it got late. 173 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:24,546 Someone's gonna get hurt. 174 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:26,464 Carrie, I can't help it. 175 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:29,551 It was the most fun I've had in a long time. 176 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:30,844 I like being around him. 177 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:33,138 Then tell him that, I beg of you. 178 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:35,015 He has a girlfriend, did you forget? 179 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:36,391 No. Did you? 180 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:37,600 No! 181 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,811 Well, he probably already knows how you feel. 182 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:42,105 No way. I'm acting my ass off. 183 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:45,358 There is no Academy Award for that. Just so you know. 184 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:46,276 Oh, my God. 185 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,736 Hey, Courtney! 186 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:49,029 -Oh. -Hi. 187 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:51,531 Carrie Bradshaw. The toast of Europe! 188 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:52,657 Oh, hardly. 189 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:54,993 Oh! Uh, Miranda, this is Courtney, my publisher. 190 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:58,413 Ex! Ex-publisher. I just got the boot. Hence the gin. 191 00:08:58,496 --> 00:09:01,624 I'm gonna go home and make myself a welfare martini. 192 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,001 Wait... Why? 193 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:06,963 Uh, quote: Disappointing sales in my sector. End quote. 194 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:10,008 -Oh, I'm sorry. -Oh, fuck them. End quote. 195 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:11,468 If it weren't for the European interest in your book, 196 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,720 I probably would've gotten the boot a week ago 197 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:15,305 when they started dropping all my authors. 198 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:16,681 How's Berger handling it? 199 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:19,225 He's so frigging talented I can't stand it. 200 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:21,269 They should have never dropped the second book option. 201 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:23,104 Shortsighted a-holes. 202 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:25,231 You know what, you tell him to get the phone book out 203 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:27,442 and give me a call if he needs a drinking buddy. 204 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,277 Cute kid. See ya. 205 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:34,574 Berger never said anything to me. 206 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:36,659 Oh, my God. 207 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:39,329 And I'm running around buying him shirts 208 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:42,373 and shoving my big check in his face. 209 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:43,666 Well, you didn't know. 210 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,293 Oh, God, I feel awful. 211 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:48,546 Why did I have to parade in and brag about that check? 212 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:50,632 -Because you're proud of it. 213 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:53,343 And you earned it. It's okay to be proud of it. 214 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,178 Oh, this is not good. 215 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:56,596 So what now? 216 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,890 -Should I tell him that I know? -Hmm. 217 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:01,101 Maybe you should wait till he brings it up. 218 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:06,189 Oh, move over, Brady, I'm getting tired. 219 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,274 And in Central Park... 220 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:09,734 Not him. Gay. 221 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:13,154 Gay and doesn't know it. Here. 222 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:16,783 Pale, with no arms, straight and Jee-hoo-ish. 223 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:18,660 Please. Harry and I just broke up. 224 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:21,454 Char, you loved Harry. I loved Harry. 225 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:22,497 We all loved Harry. 226 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,749 But it's been two weeks. Next. 227 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,709 No next. It doesn't work like that. 228 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,419 Oh, yes it do. And it better 229 00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:30,713 because you are knock-knock-knockin' on sad gal door. 230 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:33,133 And nobody loves a sad gal. 231 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:35,677 You don't understand what this feels like. 232 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:39,139 -You never... Never mind. -What? 233 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:40,515 I've never what? 234 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,225 Lost the love of my life? 235 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,685 Wrong! 236 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:47,480 Paulo. Brazilian. Broke my heart. 237 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,149 I've never gotten over him. 238 00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:50,441 Anthony. 239 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:53,528 He had an ass like two scoops of butter pecan ice cream. 240 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,114 Him. I could see you with him. 241 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,448 I'm not interested. 242 00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:58,992 Well, you better get interested, 243 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:01,703 or you're gonna end up all alone and with no mans. 244 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,204 Well, maybe I am. 245 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,540 And would that be the worst thing that could happen? 246 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,083 Uh-huh! 247 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,837 Nice day to get laid. 248 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,596 The corn. 249 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,514 Harvested. 250 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,474 The hay. 251 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,602 Harvested. 252 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,646 My youth? 253 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:30,982 My youth? 254 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:57,467 Samantha wondered, if perhaps, she had judged the arts too quickly. 255 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:02,222 So, was it worth the trip? 256 00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:04,015 I'm not usually a fan of the theater, 257 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:06,476 but get your cock out. 258 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:11,731 Did you like the play? 259 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:14,567 I felt like I was hit with a tranquilizer dart. 260 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,653 Well, did you at least like my monologue? 261 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:17,820 What monologue? 262 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,073 After you dropped trou, all I could think was, 263 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,325 I gotta get me some of that. 264 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:26,287 This... 265 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,581 Well, I hope the critics like it more than you. 266 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,583 I quit my restaurant job today. 267 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:35,213 Yeah, they wouldn't let me off to do the play, so fuck them. 268 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:36,631 Maybe it'll be a big hit. 269 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,049 How? 270 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,176 The promotion of this thing is all out of whack. 271 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,679 I mean, you have this pathetic, sad little flyer, 272 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:46,099 and nowhere on it does it say the most important thing about the play. 273 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:49,435 -What's that? -Full frontal. You. Naked. 274 00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:52,605 Now that's a reason to go to the theater. 275 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,190 Who's doing the PR? 276 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,275 No one. 277 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,026 They don't have money for that kinda thing. 278 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,195 We're getting paid like 30 bucks. 279 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,283 Is this really what you wanna do with your life? 280 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,201 Stand in an empty theater 281 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,662 talking some harvest-harvest bullshit? 282 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:11,374 Yeah. I love it, I'm an actor. 283 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,876 Then I'm gonna help you. 284 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,089 You're gonna help me be an actor. 285 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,758 No, I'm gonna help you be a star. 286 00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:25,263 Look, if I have to go see you act, there better be a red carpet involved. 287 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:26,431 I don't need help. 288 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,766 All I gotta do is work on my craft. 289 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:32,395 All you have to do is work on your abs. 290 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:35,565 But we have to do something about your name-- 291 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,525 Jerry Jerrod, awful. 292 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,319 -Stop talking. 293 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:45,908 Whatever you say, Matt, Toby, Ryan... 294 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:56,294 Is something wrong? 295 00:13:57,128 --> 00:14:00,798 No, no, I'm... I'm... Just preoccupied. 296 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:07,388 Hey, Berger, it's okay, I know. 297 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,099 About the book option. 298 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,481 I bumped into Courtney a few days ago. 299 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,399 Why didn't you say anything sooner? 300 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:21,194 -Because I just... I didn't know if-- -Does anyone else know? 301 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,403 Like who? 302 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:23,988 Any of your friends? 303 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,531 Well, Miranda was with me, but-- 304 00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,408 Oh, I don't want her to know. 305 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,243 She's fine. It's no big deal. 306 00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:30,203 It is to me! 307 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:33,831 No, no, I meant to her. 308 00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,001 Right. 309 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:40,755 I'm sorry. 310 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:44,217 What do you have to be sorry about? 311 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,761 The shirt and the check, I just... I feel awful, 312 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:47,678 I would never have-- 313 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,514 Hey, hey, this has nothing to do with that. 314 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:50,807 -All right? 315 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,725 I think that that check is great. 316 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,311 Don't feel bad about that, you earned that. 317 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,772 Good for you. 318 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,650 I'm proud of you. 319 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:07,115 Hey, Berger, you want me to talk to my new editor? 320 00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:09,659 Oh, Jesus Christ. No. Thank you. 321 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,829 It's just... it's a dropped option. 322 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:16,582 I'll be fine. 323 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,796 Yes, you will be. Because you're great. 324 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,343 He grunted. 325 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,595 End of discussion. I shouldn't have said anything. 326 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,264 Look, when men are failing-- 327 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:32,432 Berger is not failing. 328 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:33,933 Fine. When men are flailing. 329 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,936 Okay, yes, there's a bit of a flail. 330 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:39,772 They need strong women to charge in there and help. 331 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,441 Like I did, with Smith Jerrod. 332 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:42,442 Who? 333 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,902 -Jerry. I changed his name. -Oh. 334 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,113 I'm helping him with his career, 335 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:50,741 and Smith is the perfect name for the next big thing. 336 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,661 -Wow! -Mmm-hmm! 337 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:55,955 "Smith Jerrod, the next 'it' boy, 338 00:15:56,038 --> 00:16:00,751 is so 'it' that the glitterati are migrating to Brooklyn to see him act." 339 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,754 Are the glitterati migrating to Brooklyn? 340 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,339 Yes, you are. 341 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,508 I got tickets for us all opening night. 342 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,760 Invite everyone fabulous you know and dress up. 343 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,346 I got a whole red carpet thing happening. 344 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:13,431 Why are you doing all this? 345 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:17,185 Well, he's 28 and making 30 bucks a week. 346 00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:21,147 The poor guy was dying. I could help. So I did. 347 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,566 And he isn't threatened by you offering to help? 348 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,985 Oh, no. He's a whole different generation. 349 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:30,031 Younger guys aren't threatened by strong women having power. 350 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,242 Is it a whole generation or just him? 351 00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:36,954 As women's roles evolve and change, 352 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,956 we assume that men's do as well. 353 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:42,960 There are hundreds upon hundreds of articles written about the new man. 354 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:45,379 But does this new man really exist? 355 00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:46,923 Perhaps he's just the old man 356 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,134 renamed and repackaged by some clever PR woman. 357 00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:53,513 Are the men of today less threatened by a woman's power, 358 00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:56,432 or are they just acting? 359 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,322 Hang on. 360 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:13,074 Hey! You're early. 361 00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,534 -Am I? -Yeah. 362 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,160 -Oh. -You look nice. 363 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,620 -Do I? 364 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,455 Hey, Brady. 365 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,457 Uh-oh. 366 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,502 It looks like it's someone else's turn to make cupcakes. 367 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,212 That is so cute. 368 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:28,839 I never did it before, but it can't be that hard, right? 369 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,675 Do I look like the baking type? 370 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,386 -Right. 371 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:37,890 Uh, "Mix batter in a large bowl." 372 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:41,394 Okay... Here's the bowl. 373 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,729 Look at me! I'm baking! 374 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:46,065 Miranda, you don't have to do that. 375 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,233 Well, someone needs to help you 376 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:51,362 and Brady really has no motor skills. One condition... 377 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,239 I get to lick the bowl. 378 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,657 Deal. 379 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,576 I have the milk and eggs right here. 380 00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,286 Wow, you really are gonna score points 381 00:17:58,369 --> 00:17:59,787 on the playground this week. 382 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,122 It's not for the playground. 383 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,541 They're birthday cupcakes for Debbie. 384 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,294 Fun. 385 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:09,380 We're having a party, and she said she didn't want a cake. 386 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,299 But she didn't say anything about cupcakes. 387 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:16,762 So. How many cupcakes are we making? 388 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:23,019 H-A-P-P-Y B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y D-E-B-B-I-E. 389 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,103 Twenty! 390 00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,522 Twenty, great! 391 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:33,237 Twenty little Debbie cakes later... 392 00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:35,906 Bad. That's bad. That's bad, right? 393 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,491 Here, let me do it. 394 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:40,119 Shit! It's 6:30? 395 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,622 Shit! I gotta go to work. 396 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:46,000 So, okay, let's just... I'll finish those later. 397 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,877 Go. Just go. I'll... I'll do it. 398 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,545 You can't do letters anyway. 399 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:50,588 Really, you sure? 400 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:51,756 Go. 401 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,635 Oh... 402 00:18:55,718 --> 00:19:00,181 Thanks. Miranda! You're the best! 403 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:17,281 -Jell-O? 404 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:20,201 I'm not going. I'm not up for it. 405 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,870 Oh, if I'm going to the theater, you're going to the theater. 406 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,622 -I can't. - Well, are you all right? 407 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,041 -What's wrong? -Oh... 408 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,794 I'm at Steve's and he had to go to work 409 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,838 and I got stuck helping him make 20 cupcakes 410 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,465 for his girlfriend's birthday. 411 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,259 Why would he ask you to do that? 412 00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,095 He didn't. I... 413 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,846 I thought they were for the playground 414 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,265 and then it was too late to back out. 415 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:46,852 It's my own fault. What did I think would happen? 416 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:49,105 He would see how great I make cupcakes 417 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,315 and be back in love with me? 418 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:54,026 Dammit! I fucked up Debbie's B! 419 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,236 Put down the icing. 420 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,320 I have to finish. 421 00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:59,865 Debbie cannot have your tears, no way. 422 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:03,285 If I don't finish, Steve will know something's up. 423 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:06,664 Miranda, you can't make those cupcakes and live with yourself. 424 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,958 Move away from the icing. 425 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,501 What'll I tell Steve? 426 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:13,295 Blame the baby. That's what they're there for. 427 00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:18,217 I put it down. 428 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,218 Good girl. 429 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,470 -Oh, God, that's Berger in a cab. 430 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,097 I'm not dressed yet. Listen to me. 431 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,808 You get out of there, you go home, and I'll call you later. 432 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:26,726 Okay? 433 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:28,978 Okay, I love you, bye-bye. 434 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,313 Me too. Bye. 435 00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,941 Bye. Oh, God. 436 00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:40,698 Surprise! 437 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,619 -That's not a cab. 438 00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:47,246 Nah, this'll be much more fun. 439 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,623 I haven't had her out on the open road for a long time. 440 00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:54,086 Well, I'm not really dressed very biker-chick. 441 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,757 -Prada and all. -Aw, it'll be fine. Come on. 442 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,926 Not to be a total girl about it, but... 443 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:06,098 I really can't have the helmet hair when there's a red carpet situation. 444 00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,808 You know, we haven't been out on this thing 445 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,602 the whole time we've been dating? 446 00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:11,187 I really wanna take the bike tonight. 447 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:14,273 Think how much fun it's gonna be going over the Brooklyn Bridge, huh? 448 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:17,943 Come on, Carrie. For me? 449 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,700 All right. Just don't go fast. 450 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:26,911 Look at that, huh? 451 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:32,041 There is a little known relationship law. 452 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:37,254 When your man is down and out, you have to get up and on. 453 00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:05,574 I told you not to go fast! 454 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:08,244 It wasn't that fast. 455 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,996 It just feels fast 'cause you're on the bike. 456 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:12,957 Bullshit! 457 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,793 Couldn't you feel my hands digging into you? 458 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:18,045 Yeah! I thought you were excited. 459 00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:19,421 I was terrified! 460 00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:22,341 All right, well, calm down. You're safe. 461 00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:24,718 Look, I am not gonna die on a bridge 462 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:27,763 so that you can feel like some big man on a bike. 463 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,139 What the fuck does that mean? 464 00:22:29,223 --> 00:22:31,725 You know exactly what it means. 465 00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:34,478 And I'm sorry, but I am not sorry I made that money. 466 00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:36,355 I worked really hard for it 467 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:38,607 and I never thought that you would be the type of guy 468 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,276 that would have a problem with that. 469 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:43,404 Well, neither did I! But I guess I do, don't I? 470 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,419 I'm sorry about the bike. 471 00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:01,964 Are you gonna look at me? 472 00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:09,722 I didn't think I was going that fast, 473 00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:11,974 I'm sorry. I'll never do it again. 474 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:14,643 Yeah, well, I'll never get on that bike again. 475 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:18,063 Look, I don't wanna be this guy. 476 00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:21,066 I don't wanna be the guy that's threatened by your success. 477 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:22,902 I swear to God, I will do anything. 478 00:23:22,985 --> 00:23:24,320 I'll do whatever it takes. 479 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,363 I don't wanna be this guy. 480 00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:32,661 I think you are magnificent. 481 00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:35,789 I do. 482 00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:03,692 That is for the helmet. 483 00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:07,363 Come on, let's get this over with. 484 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,343 Carrie, over here! 485 00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:33,347 They know you? 486 00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:34,598 I used to be a party girl. 487 00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:39,311 Can we get one alone? 488 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:41,522 Can we get one alone, Carrie? 489 00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:43,315 No, mate. Alone, alone. 490 00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:44,441 Oh, yeah, sure. 491 00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:45,859 -No, no, no, no. - Alone. 492 00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:48,195 No. No, no, no, no, we're together. 493 00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:49,488 What's his name? 494 00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:51,573 Jack Berger. He's a writer, too. 495 00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:54,618 That's great, love it. Thanks a lot, mate, cheers! 496 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:05,879 They just do that so they can get it right for the papers. 497 00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:08,173 It just isn't my night. 498 00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:10,843 Look, I'm really not up to going in. 499 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:12,720 I'll just wreck it for everybody. 500 00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:14,722 Be okay if I took off? 501 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:18,225 I mean, you can get home with the girls, right? 502 00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:21,061 You okay? 503 00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:38,037 "Hello gorgeous." 504 00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:42,249 That is the worst Barbara Streisand I have ever heard. 505 00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:44,543 When in Brooklyn, do as the "Brooklyns" do. 506 00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:45,836 And speaking of the worst. 507 00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:48,422 I have like the worst seat I've ever had. 508 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:51,341 Not anymore, you don't. You're sitting with me. 509 00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:54,136 And speaking of one alone, 510 00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:57,473 Charlotte sat in the theater surrounded by couples. 511 00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:00,059 And in one clear, crystallized moment, 512 00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:04,188 she felt what her life would be like with no mans. 513 00:26:05,022 --> 00:26:07,232 Excuse me. Hey. 514 00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:08,525 Miranda's not coming, 515 00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:12,196 so my friend, Tony, from Prada, is sitting next to you. 516 00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:15,491 Buona sera. 517 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:16,658 Hello. 518 00:26:17,451 --> 00:26:21,455 After all, what single girl in New York would turn down a gift from Prada? 519 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,669 All of Manhattan is here. 520 00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:30,047 Who's watching the island? 521 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:33,217 -Shh! 522 00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:37,513 My youth? 523 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,181 My youth? 524 00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,327 The rain came down. 525 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:02,704 Hard and soft. 526 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:06,917 It hit the grass. Green... 527 00:27:07,543 --> 00:27:08,752 and wet. 528 00:27:10,212 --> 00:27:13,423 Wet. So wet. 529 00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:16,635 It reminded me of you. 530 00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:20,180 You always smelled like the rain. 531 00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:23,892 A stud is born. 532 00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:40,784 That night, Smith Jerrod's "Full Moon" became a sensation. 533 00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:49,543 Full frontal, and he can act. 534 00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:50,711 Who knew? 535 00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:52,296 Where's Berger? 536 00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:55,591 Oh, he left. He's coming down with a cold. 537 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:58,969 -Oh... I'll see you later. -Okay. Okay. Good night. 538 00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:04,224 Yes. You wanna come over? 539 00:28:04,308 --> 00:28:05,767 - Sure. - Okay. 540 00:28:05,851 --> 00:28:08,312 Maybe we were all acting, all the time. 541 00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:11,565 And tonight, I was playing the part of the woman 542 00:28:11,648 --> 00:28:12,983 in the great relationship 543 00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:16,069 whose boyfriend was coming down with a cold.