1 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:52,386 One of the best things about being in a great relationship 2 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:54,972 is feeling comfortable enough to leave it for an evening. 3 00:00:57,933 --> 00:01:00,394 So what exactly do you gals do when you get together? 4 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,105 Oh, the usual stuff. 5 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,065 -Braid each other's hair. -Hmm. 6 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:06,567 -Crank calls. -Ah! 7 00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:08,443 Oh, and that Wiccan stuff that's big now. 8 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:10,237 You don't talk about the boys? 9 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:15,033 Well, I can't lie. Sometimes there is talk of the boys. 10 00:01:15,117 --> 00:01:16,201 Men's greatest fear. 11 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:17,703 I thought it was hair loss. 12 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:18,870 No problem here. 13 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:20,706 Yeah, I can tell. 14 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:23,041 -Feel free to pass that on to the gals. 15 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:25,544 I'll try to work that into the conversation. 16 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:29,715 Good-bye. 17 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:31,550 -Good-bye. -Bye. 18 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,599 E.B. White once said that no one should come to New York 19 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,267 unless they are very lucky. 20 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:41,435 I was. 21 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:44,313 I had an amazing boyfriend who had all his hair, 22 00:01:44,396 --> 00:01:46,064 good friends to talk about him with... 23 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:56,199 And a married ex-boyfriend I had slept with a week ago. 24 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:04,207 May I just say... Wow. 25 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:06,585 What can I say? I've arrived! 26 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:10,088 Samantha had invited us over to celebrate her new Downtown apartment, 27 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:11,798 three new Uptown clients, 28 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:13,550 and her general fabulousness. 29 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:16,470 And who knew all this existed in the Meatpacking District? 30 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:20,098 Yes, just yards away from dumpsters full of decaying cow. 31 00:02:20,182 --> 00:02:21,433 Homemade baby quiche? 32 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:25,187 -You made these? -Oh, hell no, I had them delivered. 33 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:26,772 Along with the dinner, the wine, 34 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:29,733 and a DVD of An Affair To Remember that we're watching later, drunk. 35 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,777 You can get DVDs delivered? 36 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,862 I use this hot new home delivery service. 37 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:36,782 You call them, anything you want they bring you within an hour. 38 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:38,533 -Anything? -Mmm. 39 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:40,619 Last night I ordered condoms. 40 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:42,954 Please tell me you didn't fuck the delivery guy. 41 00:02:43,038 --> 00:02:44,873 No, John, the hot guy from the gym. 42 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:48,502 And let me just say that the condoms came a lot faster than he did. 43 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:50,087 Now there's an ad slogan. 44 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,798 Oh, ladies, let's just say it. We have it all. 45 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:56,802 Great apartments, great jobs, great friends, great sex. 46 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:59,471 We can have our baby quiche delivered and eat it, too. 47 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:00,764 Exactly, at my age, 48 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:03,392 my mother was saddled with three kids and a drunk husband. 49 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:04,976 You just have three drunk friends. 50 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:06,978 - By choice! 51 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:08,814 Well, I think that having it all 52 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:11,400 really means having someone special to share it with. 53 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:13,985 Oh, please, that's so Barney. 54 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:17,447 Well, I'm sorry. My life wasn't really complete until I met Trey. 55 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:20,659 And Trey's mom is so great. 56 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:23,954 Wait till you all meet her at this engagement party she's throwing for us. 57 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,288 You will love her. 58 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:29,167 You see us, Manhattan? We have it all! 59 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:30,419 Fuck you! 60 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:31,837 You wish! 61 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:38,009 Carrie, go home, I can take care of this. 62 00:03:38,093 --> 00:03:39,344 Three hours later, 63 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:42,514 Deborah Kerr had revealed her awful secret to Cary Grant, 64 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:44,725 and I'd still told no one mine. 65 00:03:46,685 --> 00:03:48,186 I slept with Big last week. 66 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:49,980 You're having an affair? 67 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,607 No, no. No affair. 68 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:56,278 It was one night, and it is not happening again. 69 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:57,863 Okay. 70 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:00,991 Please don't tell Charlotte or Miranda. 71 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:02,492 Okay. 72 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:09,166 Oh, God, I'm awful. I'm awful! I have this great boyfriend. 73 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:11,460 I don't know what I was doing. 74 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:14,296 Nothing men haven't been doing for centuries. 75 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:16,298 Was it good? 76 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:23,472 It was great, and it's not happening again. 77 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,265 Got it. 78 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:26,767 Plates. 79 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:35,066 How could it feel so good when it's so bad? 80 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,235 Oh, honey, they design it that way. 81 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:40,197 It's like Big and I, we have this... 82 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:41,573 thing. 83 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:43,366 It's all about the pheromones. 84 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:46,036 We're all just animals reacting to each other's smell. 85 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:49,664 But I have this non-married, wonderful boyfriend, with all his hair, 86 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:51,750 waiting for me, who smells great. 87 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:52,918 Don't beat yourself up. 88 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:56,254 Aidan hasn't said "I love you" yet. Until he does, you're a free agent. 89 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:58,381 What is that, "the rules according to Samantha"? 90 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,926 See? I'm more old-fashioned than you think. 91 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:02,761 I don't want to be a free agent. 92 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,975 Don't you want to judge me, just a little bit? 93 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:11,144 Not my style. 94 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:16,650 Yeah. 95 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:19,402 Hang on. 96 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:22,948 -Hang on. 97 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:27,953 -Hey. -Hi. 98 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:31,498 Hi. Oh, God, I missed you. 99 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,875 You got to go see the gals more often. 100 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:34,960 Hmm. 101 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:39,047 Come on. 102 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:43,343 Suddenly I felt safe again. 103 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:45,720 It had all just been a big bad dream. 104 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:48,932 As long as I was near Aidan, it would all be okay. 105 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:52,352 Until the morning. 106 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:55,313 Why do you have to go to Pennsylvania today? 107 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:56,523 See that chair? 108 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:59,276 It's got owners that miss it very much. 109 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:02,737 Go tomorrow. Come on, stay. 110 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:04,865 I'll make you cookies. 111 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:06,199 You don't cook. 112 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:09,953 I'll buy you cookies. Come on, stay? 113 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,246 It's just for a couple of days. 114 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:13,707 You've got to have some stuff that you want to do. 115 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:16,585 Mmm. 116 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:20,422 What I needed to do was not be alone. 117 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:21,506 Be good. 118 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:42,861 Downtown, Samantha woke up to discover she did have it all. 119 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,613 Including the flu. 120 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:46,281 Oh! 121 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:53,747 Shit. 122 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,672 Samantha never wanted a man around in the morning, 123 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,049 until she needed one. 124 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:05,133 John? 125 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:07,510 Hey, it's Samantha. 126 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:09,179 Jones. 127 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,264 From the gym. 128 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:13,058 Yeah, right. 129 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:17,854 Listen, I was wondering if you might be able to drop by 130 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,314 on your way to work this morning? 131 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:24,110 Honey, I can hardly blow my nose, let alone blow you. 132 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:29,574 Yeah, well, I wouldn't want you to get sick either. 133 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:36,831 Later that day, 134 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:39,376 in the bridal registry department at Bergdorf Goodman, 135 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:42,253 Charlotte discovered she wanted it all, and more. 136 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:43,421 $1,300? 137 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:44,422 Yes. 138 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,092 And we do very well with it. 139 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:48,677 It's really beautiful. 140 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:49,844 Yes. 141 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,180 And it'll look lovely under the ramen noodles 142 00:07:52,263 --> 00:07:55,016 we'll be forced to eat due to my outstanding china loans. 143 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,227 Oh, no. 144 00:07:58,186 --> 00:08:00,772 No, not that face. 145 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:04,234 All right, if it's what you want. 146 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:06,987 I'm too crazy about you to say no. 147 00:08:10,949 --> 00:08:13,535 I've got to get back to the hospital. I've got a two o'clock angioplasty. 148 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,745 Did you do your guest list for the party? 149 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:16,746 Oh, right, right. 150 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:19,207 Here. 151 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,167 Almost forgot. 152 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:29,467 - Sweetie? -Hmm? 153 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:30,593 What's this? 154 00:08:32,262 --> 00:08:35,473 Oh, prenuptial agreements, totally standard. 155 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:36,975 Everyone in the family has one. 156 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:38,727 I think you sign on page four or something. 157 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:40,895 Feel free to have your lawyer look it over if you want. 158 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:42,897 I'll call you later. 159 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,157 Well, this all looks pretty normal. 160 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:55,076 Charlotte wasted no time having a lawyer look over the papers. 161 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,911 Normal? We haven't even gotten married yet, 162 00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:58,580 and already we're talking about divorce. 163 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,707 Sweetie, a lot of people do prenups these days. 164 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:03,334 Marriage is supposed to be about love and happiness. 165 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:05,170 And the merging and protection of assets. 166 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:06,838 That is so unromantic. 167 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:09,966 And necessary. 50% of marriages end in divorce. 168 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,010 See? There it is again, divorce. 169 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:14,596 I'm sure you'll live happily ever after. But I got to tell you, 170 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:17,098 I wouldn't get married without one of these to protect myself. 171 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:19,809 See, I'm safe. I mean, what's he gonna take from me, shoes? 172 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,352 Wait a minute, maybe I do need one. 173 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:23,229 -Hmm! -What? 174 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:26,649 Okay, this is a little unusual. He has you on a vesting schedule. 175 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,443 For every five years that you're married, 176 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:31,029 you get a percentage of $500,000. 177 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:34,115 I'm only worth $500,000? 178 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:35,617 Over 30 years. 179 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,410 Well, maybe that's your wholesale price. 180 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:39,329 And if you have any boys, 181 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,873 you'll get another 100 grand, free and clear. 182 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:43,625 Well, how much for girls? 183 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:45,668 Um... 184 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:49,380 -Nada. -Well, that is just bad business. 185 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:51,091 I can't sign that. 186 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:53,676 I can't marry someone knowing they feel this way. 187 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,261 Listen, this is just their opening offer. 188 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:57,555 It's totally standard to go back in and negotiate. 189 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,974 Negotiate? I can't even buy stuff on sale. 190 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:01,017 Talk to Trey. 191 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:04,187 I'm sure his lawyers will be able to take care of all of this. 192 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:05,897 Working over lunch? 193 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:08,066 They're right, the New York office is tougher than ours. 194 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,944 George, this is Carrie and Charlotte. 195 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,237 George works in our Chicago office. 196 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,155 Hi. I'm here all week taking depositions. 197 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:17,742 And restaurant recommendations from hip and trendy New Yorkers. 198 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:20,370 -You're hip and trendy? -George is from Chicago. 199 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:24,415 -So, it was good, huh? -It was fantastic. 200 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:26,084 I hope the place I take you tomorrow night 201 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:27,210 lives up to your standards. 202 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,087 Oh, I'm sure it'll be great. 203 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,839 I'll drop by your office later. 204 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:33,049 -Okay. -Nice meeting you, ladies. 205 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,134 Bye. 206 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:38,179 Well, well, well. They sure do grow them cute in the Midwest. 207 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,598 I know, we have a date. 208 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:43,852 You'd better find out how much he pays for boys before you get attached. 209 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:47,772 Twenty-four hours, three degrees of fever, 210 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:50,316 and two pages of her black book later, 211 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,861 Samantha was no closer to closing her deal. 212 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:56,489 Why don't you go fuck yourself, because I won't be doing it again! 213 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:57,824 Ever! 214 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:02,537 Samantha was discovering it was much easier to find a guy to screw her 215 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,289 than one who'd screw in her curtain rod. 216 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,375 She wasn't the only one who needed a fix. 217 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:11,087 That day I did everything I could to keep busy until Aidan came back. 218 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:14,424 I rearranged my sweaters, I defrosted my fridge... 219 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:25,018 I broke into my emergency hidden stash. 220 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,478 And I thought about choices. 221 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:32,525 Since birth, modern women have been told we can do and be anything we want. 222 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:35,653 Be an astronaut, the head of an Internet company, 223 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,155 a stay-at-home mom. 224 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:39,741 There aren't any rules anymore, and the choices are endless, 225 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:43,161 and apparently they can all be delivered right to your door. 226 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:46,623 But is it possible that we've gotten so spoiled by choices 227 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,042 that we've become unable to make one? 228 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,669 That a part of us knows that once you choose something, 229 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:54,964 one man, one great apartment, one amazing job, 230 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,758 another option goes away? 231 00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:01,554 Are we a generation of women who can't choose just one from column A? 232 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:04,474 Did we all have too much to handle, or was Samantha right? 233 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:05,975 Can we have it all? 234 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:11,731 Two hours later, I had filed every article I'd ever written, 235 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:14,484 but I still couldn't file away what had happened with Big. 236 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,653 And so I made a choice. 237 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:20,448 I called him. 238 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:25,161 -Yeah. 239 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:27,497 Hey, it's me, Carrie. 240 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,915 Jesus, Carrie. 241 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:30,625 How are you? 242 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,419 I'm good. Fine. Um, okay. 243 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:36,214 Listen, uh, we need to talk about what happened with us. 244 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:39,717 -Right now? -Yes, rationally, and right now. 245 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:41,177 Apparently you're the boss. 246 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,220 Okay, the thing is, 247 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:44,597 it was just a physical thing that happened. 248 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:48,351 We gave in to our baser instincts, shit happens, blah, blah, blah. 249 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,727 Are you wearing glasses? 250 00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:52,689 -No. -You sound like you're wearing glasses. 251 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,233 It can't happen again, you're married. 252 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,734 I'm aware of that. 253 00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,528 But come on. 254 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,655 It was pretty fucking amazing, wasn't it? 255 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,865 That is so not the point. 256 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,575 We're intelligent human beings here. 257 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:07,412 We have to learn to rise above the physical stuff. 258 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:08,913 You can learn to do that? 259 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:11,541 Apparently we couldn't. 260 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,584 Next time we're going to a hotel. 261 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:17,130 I can smell the guy on your sheets. 262 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,841 Wood chips and Paco Rabanne. 263 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:21,718 He doesn't wear cologne. 264 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:23,720 Maybe he should. 265 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,388 And, by the way? 266 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,432 There'll be no next time. 267 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,101 This is gonna be like The Bridges of Madison Avenue, 268 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:33,938 a very brief affair I'll write about in sappy letters to my grandchildren. 269 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,482 Can I have a beard in the book version? 270 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:37,483 Huh? 271 00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,444 I've always wanted a beard. 272 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:41,654 Maybe a goatee. 273 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,949 It all felt so easy and so good. 274 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,535 I was like the moth to the old flame. 275 00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:53,541 Meanwhile, that night, Miranda was enjoying her new flame. 276 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:58,379 I can't fucking believe I have to catch an eleven o'clock flight. 277 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,257 But it was fun. 278 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,885 I swear to God, if I weren't going back to Chicago, 279 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,888 I would definitely be trying to sleep with you right now. 280 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,849 And I'm drunk enough, I might have let you. 281 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,435 Oh, damn. 282 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,105 I'll have to wait till next time. 283 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,399 So there will be a next time? 284 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:20,943 Of course, I come back and forth a lot. 285 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:24,030 And in the meantime, there's always the phone. 286 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,407 I have one of those. 287 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,451 I'll call you tomorrow night. 288 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,042 Damn. 289 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:39,754 The next night, 290 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:42,215 Miranda was pleasantly surprised to hear from George. 291 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:45,551 I knew you were a middle child! I love it when I'm right. 292 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:49,514 -Yeah, spoken like a true only child. 293 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:51,974 They talked for two hours about everything, 294 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,060 favorite foods, their families. 295 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:57,021 It was one of the best dates Miranda had ever been on. 296 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,107 Tell me what you're wearing. 297 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,942 And then the date got even better. 298 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,069 -Nothing. -Mmm. 299 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,279 I wish I were there. 300 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:08,241 Really? What would you do? 301 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:12,912 I'd start by kissing your neck, slowly. 302 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:14,622 Mmm-hmm. 303 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:20,545 And then I'd work my way down and start licking your nipples. 304 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:21,838 Where's your hand? 305 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,172 On your dick. 306 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,716 Put the other one on you. 307 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:31,180 That night, Miranda started sleeping with George regularly. 308 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,057 She felt like she had it all. 309 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:34,350 Her own independent life, 310 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,477 and a great boyfriend she could count on. 311 00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:39,730 He always called and she always came to the phone. 312 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,400 While Miranda was cumming, 313 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:43,651 -I was busy preparing... 314 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:44,735 ...for Aidan to come back. 315 00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:47,697 I had slept in Big's and my sex sheets for two days. 316 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,825 And like any good junkie, I knew how to hide the evidence. 317 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:54,078 -Hey, you. -Come on. 318 00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:55,496 - Hi. 319 00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:08,384 Ah, look at you. 320 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,262 I was sure he could see the scarlet "A" burned into my chest. 321 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:14,891 If Big could smell him, could he smell Big on me? 322 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,517 God, I missed you so much. 323 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:19,645 Wow. 324 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,774 I should send you to Pennsylvania more often. 325 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:25,026 You should. 326 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,528 I realized something while I was gone. 327 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,363 Oh, you did, did you? 328 00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:31,032 Yeah. 329 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,742 I love you, Carrie. 330 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:37,788 That too much? 331 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,875 Around Trenton, I thought I shouldn't say it-- 332 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,293 No, no. 333 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,590 I love you, too. 334 00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:50,718 Mmm. 335 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:59,227 Not only was my secret safe, but apparently I had become lovable. 336 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,855 I felt awful, and so good. 337 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,982 -Wait, no sheets. -Fuck the sheets. 338 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:08,778 So you're bent over and I'm playing with you. 339 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,613 And your dick is in my mouth. 340 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,282 Oh, Jesus. Oh, I think I'm going to cum. 341 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,077 The next night, Miranda was going to third with George when... 342 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,454 -...her second line beeped in. 343 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,872 Damn it, hold on. 344 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:22,625 Hello! 345 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,335 Trey says his mom won't negotiate. 346 00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:25,419 Hold on. 347 00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:26,837 You sound weird, are you okay? 348 00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:27,755 I'll be right back. 349 00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:31,968 Okay, your dick is in my mouth. 350 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,177 Keep it there. 351 00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:34,804 -So now we know. 352 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,264 The mom's the one holding the cards. 353 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:37,848 She's the one you're gonna have to go up against. 354 00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:38,933 How do I do that? 355 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,978 Charlotte, this isn't a good time. I'll call you tomorrow. 356 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,229 -But-- 357 00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:45,439 Sorry. 358 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,108 So am I. 359 00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,402 You got me so hot I just came. 360 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:51,571 You did, huh? 361 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,408 So, now we have to take care of you. 362 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,914 The next night, I went to take care of Samantha. 363 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,791 More cough syrup. 364 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:09,088 Which for Samantha meant making her mom's cure-all childhood remedy, 365 00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,841 cough syrup and Fanta orange soda over ice. 366 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:18,806 Mmm. 367 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:22,476 No offense, but this thing's about to make me sicker than you. 368 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,228 Give me my drink! 369 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,896 Okay, okay. 370 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:30,276 A frosted martini glass would make that a lot more appetizing. 371 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,906 Why don't you ask the super to fix your window? 372 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:40,411 Because I don't have one. I own this fucking place, remember? 373 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,542 I should have gotten married. 374 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,378 Then at least I'd have a curtain that closes. 375 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:51,881 Oh, Carrie. 376 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:54,675 It doesn't matter how much you have. 377 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:58,095 If you don't have a guy who cares about you, 378 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,348 it all means shit. 379 00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:04,101 Oh, sweetie, calm down. 380 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:05,603 -Oh! 381 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:08,147 Three days of sleep deprivation had turned Samantha 382 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,441 into a whole new woman. Charlotte. 383 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:11,442 Here, here. 384 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:15,112 For someone who had it all, she had never felt more alone. 385 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,783 -Good girl. Okay. 386 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:21,661 I'm gonna tell you something. 387 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,664 There's two types of guys out there. 388 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:28,459 The ones that hold your hand, and the ones that fuck you. 389 00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:31,545 And I'd slept with both of them in the last 48 hours. 390 00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:34,632 And the guys that fuck you aren't worth a damn. 391 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,469 We're all alone, Carrie. 392 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,972 -Oh, we are not all alone. 393 00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:43,432 We have each other. 394 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,018 Oh, hey. 395 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:51,732 -Come on. Bed. -Yeah. 396 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,651 Three days of bed rest later, 397 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:57,321 three healthy girls attended a very Uptown party. 398 00:19:57,405 --> 00:20:01,325 Jesus, it looks like Martha Stewart exploded in here. 399 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:02,910 Hey, look, headbands are back. 400 00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,995 I'm starving, where's the food? 401 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,791 It's amazing what four days of a cough syrup and Fanta diet 402 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,251 will do for the appetite. 403 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:13,087 They're WASPs, there's never food, only booze. 404 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,423 Fine. One martini, six olives. 405 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,843 I can't believe Charlotte wants to be in this world. 406 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,846 Look at these people. They're like Ken and Barbie cutouts. 407 00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,597 -You guys made it! - Hey! 408 00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:24,765 Hi! 409 00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,308 Ladies, I see you've found the bar. 410 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:27,727 We're good that way. 411 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:31,522 Trey, you have to keep people out of the maid's room. 412 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:35,901 There are photos of me rowing college crew in there. It's mortifying. 413 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:39,363 Mum, these are Charlotte's friends. Ladies, this is my mum, Bunny. 414 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:40,322 -Hi. -Hello. 415 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:43,743 Pleasure to have you. Oh, there's Reverend Williams. 416 00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:47,580 Maybe we should go say hello before he gets into the Scotch. 417 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,499 I'd say it was about 20 years too late for that. 418 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,714 I haven't signed the prenup. 419 00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,048 What are you gonna do? 420 00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,508 I don't know, I'm so confused. 421 00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:03,971 I really love him, I do. But I feel like no one cares about me. 422 00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:06,682 I thought that maybe if we could negotiate it'd be okay. 423 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:10,060 But now, this all feels so wrong. 424 00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:11,312 What does Trey say? 425 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,398 Nothing. He leaves this stuff up to his mother. 426 00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:16,692 A woman named Bunny? Honey, you could take her. 427 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,069 Help me. What should I do? 428 00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,280 Oh, sweetie, we can't tell you what to do. 429 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,574 I wasn't one to talk on the subject of marriage, 430 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:26,410 considering I might be in the process of breaking one up. 431 00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,996 You have to do whatever feels right to you. 432 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:32,416 I guess it just depends how much you want to marry Trey. 433 00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:46,263 Bunny, do you have a minute? 434 00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:48,057 Well, Charlotte, of course. 435 00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:52,061 Charlotte realized if she ever wanted to close the deal with Trey, 436 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,522 she'd have to close the deal with Bunny first. 437 00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:56,899 I haven't signed the prenuptial agreement. 438 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,234 Well, you've been busy. 439 00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:00,945 I have, um... 440 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,824 a little problem with how much I'm worth. 441 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:07,117 I see. 442 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,454 Well, Charlotte, that is the standard amount. 443 00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:13,791 It's how it's always been done in the MacDougal family. 444 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,377 Right. 445 00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,379 Not only would she have to negotiate, 446 00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:20,464 she'd have to play hardball. 447 00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,801 Well, you know, 448 00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:28,222 we haven't finalized all of the wedding arrangements. 449 00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:31,767 I know Trey would be disappointed if I backed out, 450 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,561 and The Times announcement would run, 451 00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:35,312 and I guess there would be some questions-- 452 00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:36,814 What do you want? 453 00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,191 I'm worth a million. 454 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:44,989 I did it! 455 00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:47,658 I negotiated with Bunny and I signed the prenup. 456 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:49,827 -Oh! -Oh, that's great, sweetie. 457 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,620 I'm getting married. 458 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,956 Congratulations! 459 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:55,124 I love him, I really do. 460 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:58,335 Ladies, may I sweep my bride away? 461 00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:00,671 She's all yours. 462 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:05,259 It was then that each of us realized that we didn't have it all. 463 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,845 Because we no longer had Charlotte. 464 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,599 And then there were three. 465 00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:14,268 I can't believe she's marrying that guy. 466 00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:16,770 And for about a tenth of what she's worth. 467 00:23:16,854 --> 00:23:19,565 Hey, I thought you were Ms. Pro-marriage these days. 468 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:23,777 Honey, I was delirious. I also saw plaid spots all over my bathtub. 469 00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:25,905 I can't believe I'm saying this, 470 00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:28,282 but it feels weird without her here. 471 00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:30,784 That's such a Charlotte thing to say. 472 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:33,704 After a week full of Aidan and no cigarettes, 473 00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:36,373 I felt like I had finally kicked my addiction. 474 00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:37,499 Emu. 475 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:38,751 What? 476 00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:41,420 Thirty-two across. Rare bird. Emu. 477 00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:43,797 I was getting there. 478 00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:45,925 Not with the wrong word in 15 down, you weren't. 479 00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:54,850 And then my addiction found me. 480 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,477 -Hello. - I need to see you. 481 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,853 Miranda, I'll call you back. 482 00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,356 I'm downstairs. If you don't come down, I'm coming up. 483 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,523 Right, I'll call you later. 484 00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:10,282 I told Aidan I was taking Pete for a walk. 485 00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:12,618 And he believed me, which only made it worse. 486 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:16,497 -Don't ever call me at home again. Walk. 487 00:24:17,331 --> 00:24:20,334 You know, you can't just decide you want to see me and boom, I'm there! 488 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:22,419 -Is this his dog? -Yes. 489 00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:24,088 Do you know what your problem is? You want it all. 490 00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:27,049 You want the girl you screw, me, and the girl you go home to, her. 491 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:28,884 That's bullshit, I just want you. 492 00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:34,264 I can't do this anymore, sleep with two people at the same time. 493 00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:38,769 I'm going to tell her tonight. 494 00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:40,437 -What? -What? 495 00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:42,648 No! No, no! You... 496 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:45,234 Married men don't just leave the... 497 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:49,405 I have a man who loves me, and you have a wife who loves you. 498 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:52,449 Don't talk about him and her like it's you and me. 499 00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:53,951 You have no right to do this. 500 00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:57,246 You can't just come back into my life and fuck it all up! 501 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,999 Well, I think there were two people doing the fucking here, Carrie. 502 00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:01,792 -Shit. 503 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,086 Pete? Oh, shit! 504 00:25:04,795 --> 00:25:05,921 -Oh, God! -Where are you going? 505 00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:07,381 -Pete! -Wait, Carrie! 506 00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:10,175 Pete! Pete! 507 00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:11,427 Oh, shit! 508 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:12,594 Carrie! 509 00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:13,637 Pete! 510 00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,515 Excuse me, excuse me. 511 00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:17,975 Pete! 512 00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:23,564 Pete! 513 00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:25,983 -Pete. 514 00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:27,067 Watch out! 515 00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:29,570 - Pete! 516 00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:30,821 - Whoa! - Hey! 517 00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:40,622 Shit! 518 00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:46,587 No. Go home. Don't tell anyone, don't do anything. 519 00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:47,963 No, I want to help. 520 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:50,382 It isn't helping. Go home. 521 00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:58,307 Later, back at Miranda's home, things were heating up as well. 522 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,350 Then I unbutton the last button 523 00:26:00,434 --> 00:26:03,896 and slip my hand in and touch your breast. 524 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:07,107 Mmm, your nipple's so hard... 525 00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:10,235 Uh, I'll be right back. 526 00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:26,168 And I'm thrusting, I'm thrusting, 527 00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:27,961 I'm deep inside of you. 528 00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:29,713 You were touching my breast. 529 00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:34,426 Yeah, yeah, I'm touching your breast and I'm thrusting hard into you. 530 00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:36,428 No, we hadn't gotten to that yet. 531 00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:38,931 Oh. 532 00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:44,770 Are you having phone sex with other people? 533 00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:49,441 Well, Miranda, 534 00:26:49,817 --> 00:26:52,361 I don't think we ever said this was an exclusive thing. 535 00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:53,946 Oh, my God! 536 00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:56,949 And with that, Miranda stopped being hung up on George. 537 00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:58,450 And so she hung up on him. 538 00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:03,205 Three hours later, I still hadn't found Pete. 539 00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:05,332 And I felt as lost as he was. 540 00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:07,209 I had a man who loved me 541 00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:09,419 and a man who wanted to leave his wife for me. 542 00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:12,381 I should have been on top of the world. But I wasn't. 543 00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:15,801 I didn't feel like I had it all. I felt like nothing. 544 00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:20,097 I had lost Pete, and I would probably lose Aidan, 545 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:21,765 so I decided to come clean. 546 00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:24,768 Hey. 547 00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:27,521 Jesus, I was worried about you. 548 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:28,981 Look... 549 00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:31,984 Oh, babe. 550 00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:35,779 Oh, my God! 551 00:27:36,530 --> 00:27:37,614 Pete's here? 552 00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:40,075 Oh, my God, I lost him. I... 553 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:43,495 I lost him and I was... I looked for him and I... 554 00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:45,789 Oh, Pete, come here. 555 00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:48,125 Oh, come here, Pete. 556 00:27:48,709 --> 00:27:51,086 -Oh, God. - Hey. 557 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:53,005 I'm an awful girlfriend. 558 00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:55,174 -Hey, take it easy. -I'm awful. 559 00:27:55,257 --> 00:27:57,134 He's a dog, he runs away. 560 00:27:57,968 --> 00:27:59,928 He found his way back. Come here. 561 00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:01,972 And so had I. 562 00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:07,936 Carrie, I need to ask you something. 563 00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:11,565 Okay. 564 00:28:12,149 --> 00:28:14,151 I don't want to be paranoid here. Okay? 565 00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:16,320 But you took Pete for a walk 566 00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:19,406 and we both know you're not big on the dog walking. 567 00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:22,951 And I can smell something. 568 00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:36,840 Are you cheating? 569 00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:45,766 I can smell the smoke on you. 570 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,063 Oh. 571 00:28:51,772 --> 00:28:53,190 You're smoking again, aren't you? 572 00:28:56,777 --> 00:28:57,778 Yeah. 573 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:00,739 Yeah, I am. 574 00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:02,491 It was the truth. 575 00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:05,911 Are you going to quit? 576 00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:08,038 I really want to. 577 00:29:08,872 --> 00:29:10,082 And that was, too. 578 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:13,585 Come here.