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The single New Yorker's weekend
is all about buying.
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The latest Vogue, fresh flowers,
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and gifts for previously
single New Yorkers.
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Hi, I'm here for the Welker
wedding registry?
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I'll take the Newport soup ladle
and three Bimini steak knives.
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The Baby Peck list.
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The Burpee Blanket.
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Okay, what is left?
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Fine, fine, I'll take four espresso cups
and a pepper grinder.
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Yeah, okay, the Li'I Me Activity Chair.
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That night, Stanford and I
were invited to celebrate
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the arrival of baby boy Bronson,
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latest son of Kyra and Chuck.
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-Easy, baby girl.
-Sorry.
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Hey, what have ya got in there, Stanny?
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The Peter Rabbit dish set,
with matching bib.
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Dang, you snagged that?
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Oh, thanks to you,
I was left with the Li'I Me Chair.
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Oh, and get this, I also got him
a CD of Free To Be You and Me.
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I loved Mario Thomas!
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I played that album
all through the fifth grade!
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I wanted to run as fast as the wind.
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I played "William Wants A Doll"
so many times,
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I almost turned my little sister
into a gay man.
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Oh, hey!
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-Welcome to the party...
-Hey.
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I'm Margot, Kyra's sister.
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The gifts go over on the table,
and the shoes go there.
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Oh.
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Kyra and Chuck don't like
outside dirt coming in.
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The twins are always picking
things up off the floor.
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But this is an outfit.
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Uh-huh, they'd really appreciate it.
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Margot!
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Good thing I wore my party socks.
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Geez, if I'd known
I was gonna be shoeless,
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I would have compensated
with a big hat or something.
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Okay.
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Well, now I'm so teeny
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I might bump my head
on the coffee table.
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Watch out, Li'I Me!
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Our hostess, Kyra Bronson,
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had made a name for herself
in the early '90s
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taking pictures of anorexic actresses
on beds at the Chelsea Hotel.
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-Hey, you two!
-Hey.
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Now, she took pictures
of fat babies in buckets.
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We come from the east... 70's,
bearing gifts.
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Where is the blessed child?
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The baby, he's in his room.
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You can't miss him,
he looks just like Chuck,
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except without that sad
closed-up hole in his ear
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-from when he pierced it in the '80s.
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-Anyway, here.
-Oh, thank you.
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I've gotta go, other people need drinks,
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and by others I mean me!
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-Hey, Milo, Allegra!
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Oh, waiter, there's a baby in my drink.
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Uptown, Miranda was
putting her foot down
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in her co-op board meeting.
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Look, we all want to find
the perfect tenant for 10G,
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all I'm asking is that
we not prolong the interview.
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Whatever decision we make about...
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-Dr. Robert Leeds, let's make it quick.
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I've got a baby downstairs
getting over the chickenpox.
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I have a cataract!
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Hello, come in, won't you?
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-Hi.
-Yes, hi.
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And suddenly, Miranda wasn't
so bored at her board meeting.
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-Hi, I'm Miranda Hobbes.
-Hi.
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And this is...
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everybody else.
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And I'm Robert Leeds.
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But you probably know that already,
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along with my social security
number and my jacket size.
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So, Robert,
you're a doctor for the Knicks?
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Yeah, guilty as charged.
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How long have you had that--
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Hey, you've had a great season!
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I take it you're not
a basketball fan.
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Well, you've got me there,
I'm a baseball person.
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Ah! Yankees or Mets?
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Please, Yankees.
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Oh, should have known.
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And what is that supposed to mean?
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-Oh, just--
-On page four of your tax return--
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Lynn, please, we'll get to it.
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While Miranda was
playing a game of pick-up...
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You tell them I'll do
depositions Friday,
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but only if my client is ready.
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Uh-huh.
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... Charlotte was
picking up as well.
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Exactly. What are you going
to push me on this?
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Don't push me!
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Because if you push me,
then I push back!
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I don't have to produce
my client for this, you know?
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Charlotte knew
when Harry moved in,
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he would unpack his bags.
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Exactly.
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She wasn't expecting
the tea bags.
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And everything else?
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Why are you hocking me on this?
Can you not hear what I'm saying to you?
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Let me repeat this slower.
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Open your ears, ready,
'cause here it comes.
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I don't think so!
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Clear?
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One tax return and a half hour
of eyelash batting later...
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It was really nice to meet you.
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You, too.
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And, um, I won't hold
that Mets thing against you.
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-I appreciate that.
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Well, he's perfect.
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Frankly, I am concerned
about his financials.
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His alimony payments are awfully high.
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-And he's never owned before.
-Mmm.
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You people are crazy.
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It's the single ones who
always throw the wild parties
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with all the girls.
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Okay, I think we all know
what's not being said here.
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The unspoken thing
was that Robert was cute
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and Miranda was horny.
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And then we saw the most
amazing house in Sag Harbor--
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I swear I had no idea
who we were bidding against.
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Oh, you liar!
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You two know everything!
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That's true.
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We got the house,
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but we could not get a table
at Nick and Toni's
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for the rest of the summer!
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Well, it's getting late.
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Oh, my. We have held you guys captive!
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No, no, we've had a swell time.
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It's just, it's midnight, he's gay,
he has to start his night.
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Anyway, congrats on the baby.
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-Thanks.
- Yeah, he's just...
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precious.
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Okay, bye.
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-Bye.
-Nice to meet you.
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And, of course,
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our landscaper takes off
with half of our trees.
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We might have been
one foot out the door...
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but my shoes appeared
to have already left.
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And I told her
that's what you get for stealing
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Billy Joel's firewood!
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Hi. Is there another room for the shoes?
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-No.
-Uh-uh.
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Well, mine seem to have gone missing.
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That's crazy!
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God, Carrie, I'm sorry.
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I just can't imagine
where your shoes went.
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You know, Jennifer was wearing sandals.
Perhaps she took yours by mistake.
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Well, actually, they weren't sandals,
they were Manolos.
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I'm sure they'll turn up.
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I can loan you some shoes to go home in.
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Huh.
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They say you shouldn't
judge until you've walked a mile
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in someone else's shoes.
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I made it six blocks.
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The next day over dessert,
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I was still not over the fact
that my shoes had deserted me.
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These were new Manolos.
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I hadn't even done a full
lap around the party.
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And you know I don't play
favorites with my shoes,
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but these were very special.
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Who would steal shoes from a party?
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Someone size seven with excellent taste.
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Why in hell did you take
your shoes off to begin with?
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We had to.
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For their kids.
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Apparently we drag things
in on our heels that make children sick.
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Please, it's children
who drag the germs around.
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Brady got the chickenpox,
courtesy of some kid
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who licked him at the playground.
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Oh, my God!
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Kyra must have been mortified.
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Actually, I kept waiting
for the mortification that never came.
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She just said they might turn up
and sent me home.
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Those shoes are not turning up
anywhere but a pawn shop in Brooklyn.
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Oh, stop.
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I'm gonna cry in my flan.
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So that's it?
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They're just gone?
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Boo-hoo?
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Well, legally she owes you for them.
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I can't ask her to pay for my shoes.
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Why not?
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If you gave a party
and told her to leave
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her baby outside in the hall,
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and her baby was missing
at the end of the night,
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believe me, there'd be payback.
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That is the craziest thing
I've ever heard.
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Children are not shoes.
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I know, I know, I'm not saying it.
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You have every right
to be upset about your shoes.
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I am so sick of these people
with their children.
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I'm telling you, they're everywhere.
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Sitting next to me in first class,
eating at the next table at Jean-Ge--
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- Lucas...
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Look at that.
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This place is for double cappuccinos,
not double strollers.
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I'm sorry.
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Hey, no need to apologize.
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I wouldn't bring Brady here.
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Mommy needs two hands
to eat her $8 cake.
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You're not gonna defend children?
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No, I don't like
any children but my own.
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Look at that dirty little rug rat.
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That's just chocolate.
All children are beautiful.
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But, not as beautiful as Brady.
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That's true.
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Hey, so how goes the big
matrimonial move-in?
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Good.
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Harry's moved most of his stuff in,
it's going well,
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and I'm just trying to learn
to compromise because sometimes,
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I can be a little rigid.
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- No!
- That's not true at all.
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There's just one thing
and it's small, but...
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it really grosses me out.
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We have a tea bag situation.
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Oh, I understand.
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Just breathe through your nose.
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When you're sucking his balls.
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What, no!
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I was talking about...
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Harry leaves his old
tea bags around the house.
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Oh, I thought you meant "tea bagging".
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When you hold a guy's
balls in your mouth.
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Why is it called...
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Oh, I get it, because they hang...
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-Shh!
-...and the dipping.
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Oh, great.
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Now I've lost my shoes and my appetite.
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Mmm. This is very good.
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You know what I love
about living with you?
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Besides those nutty little
soaps in the bathroom?
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-What?
-Living with you.
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Honey...
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I need to talk to you.
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What's up, baby?
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I really don't mean
to be a nag, but it's just...
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Well, it's this.
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-Tea?
-No, tea bags.
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You leave them all over
the house and, well, they stain,
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and maybe you could just try
to be a little more careful.
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Damn, I thought
I was doing so well, too.
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What do you mean?
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Well, I've been really
trying to watch my ass,
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you know, now that
I'm living in your house.
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It's our house now,
I want you to be yourself.
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Yeah, well, myself is pretty
much a bull in a china shop.
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Well, then, you're a bull
in our china shop.
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It's a bull.
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I get it.
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Just making sure.
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I get it.
255
00:11:58,176 --> 00:12:00,470
Hold it. Ho, ho.
256
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,431
Hey, Yankee.
257
00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,018
Welcome to the building.
258
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,771
I have a feeling you had a little
something to do with that.
259
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:12,857
Let's just say you owe me big time.
260
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,449
You have a pock.
261
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,409
What?
262
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:24,911
On your face, right there.
263
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,955
Oh, my God.
264
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,790
I must've gotten it from my kid.
265
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,500
Oh, I thought you were single.
266
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:31,459
I am.
267
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:35,964
It was the perfect
first conversation...
268
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:37,924
minus the pock.
269
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:43,972
All right, give me the lotion
and cotton balls, stat!
270
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,640
You don't really say "stat."
271
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,559
-No, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
272
00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:51,271
Hey, so this is the little
germ disseminator.
273
00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:53,064
Also known as Brady.
274
00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:54,482
Run while you're still breathing.
275
00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,943
No, no, it's okay, I had
the chickenpox when I was four.
276
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,403
Hey, where you going?
277
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:01,364
Hi, hey there. Chu-chu-chu-chu.
278
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,950
Hey, he's a winner.
279
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:06,619
I really want one of these someday.
280
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:08,955
You know, he looks just like you.
281
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,581
-You think?
-Oh, yeah.
282
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:14,711
-Hey, sweetie pie.
-Okay, Mama.
283
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,839
Here we go.
284
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,174
You know, I could do this myself.
285
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:22,302
Yeah, but I'm a professional.
286
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:27,307
Oh, Magda, this is Dr. Robert Leeds.
287
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,600
-He's moving in upstairs.
-Hi.
288
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,811
Nice to meet you.
289
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,688
I take baby for nap.
290
00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:34,897
Okay.
291
00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:38,776
Oh, hey, hey, you got another one.
292
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:44,365
Okay, Ms. Hobbes, I think you'll live.
293
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:47,201
-But no scratching, doctor's orders.
-Okie-doke.
294
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:51,331
For Miranda,
Robert was just what the doctor ordered.
295
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,625
Hey, Carrie, what a surprise!
296
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:58,004
Well, I was in the neighborhood,
I thought you might want these back.
297
00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:59,380
Oh, you didn't have to return these.
298
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:00,923
I had forgotten all about them!
299
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,719
Any news on my shoes?
300
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,138
You know what, no, it's weird.
301
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:13,102
So, this Jennifer,
did you ever find her sandals?
302
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,187
What?
303
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:17,774
Well, if she took my shoes,
she would have left her sandals.
304
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,985
Just being a bit
of a shoe detective here.
305
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,155
I haven't heard from her.
306
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:26,616
Oh.
307
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,952
Oh, my gosh, Carrie, I am such a shit.
308
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,913
I should have offered
to pay you for them.
309
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,539
No, no, you don't have to do that.
310
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:37,543
You know, you have kids and you lose
all sense of social decency.
311
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,504
-Come in.
-Okay.
312
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:52,850
Milo, honey, put your trucks
back for Mommy.
313
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,061
Okay.
314
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,772
So, um, how much were they?
315
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,357
Uh, 485.
316
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:03,403
Come on, Carrie, that's insane!
317
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:06,614
Well, that's what they cost.
318
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,409
I'll give you $200.
319
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:13,079
Okay, this is an awkward conversation.
320
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:16,457
I'm sorry. I just think that's crazy
to spend that much on shoes.
321
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:19,710
You know how much Manolos are.
You used to wear Manolos.
322
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:22,171
Sure, before I had a real life.
323
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,632
But Chuck and I have
responsibilities now,
324
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,467
kids, houses...
325
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,761
485, like, wow.
326
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,514
-Hi, honey.
327
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,100
I have a real life.
328
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:36,936
No offense, Carrie, but I really
don't think we should have to pay
329
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:38,312
for your extravagant lifestyle.
330
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:41,774
I mean, it was your choice
to buy shoes that expensive.
331
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:45,945
Yes, but it wasn't
my choice to take them off.
332
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:48,948
They're just shoes!
333
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,366
Shoes.
334
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:53,828
She shoe-shamed me.
335
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:55,997
I left there covered in shame.
336
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,582
She's a fucking bitch.
337
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,292
But she isn't, that's the thing.
338
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,377
She's become this whole other person.
339
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:05,506
It's like she's had
two cesareans and a lobotomy.
340
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,425
She owes you for those shoes.
341
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,802
No, it's not about the money.
I don't care about the money.
342
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:13,806
I'm talking about
a woman's right to shoes.
343
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,641
Why did she have to shame me?
344
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:19,812
Because she's trapped
in a hell of her own making.
345
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,856
No, wait, that's me.
346
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,317
Ahh!
347
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:28,654
I am dying to scratch these,
but if I do, it'll be worse.
348
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:29,864
How are they today?
349
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,574
Biblical.
350
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:34,577
There is literally a pox on my house.
351
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,537
If there wasn't
a Jules and Mimi marathon
352
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:40,333
on BBC America this weekend,
I'd have jumped out the window.
353
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,710
Hey, speaking of handsome black men.
354
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:45,379
Have you spotted any more of Dr. Knicks?
355
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:47,215
Don't say spot.
356
00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:49,717
No, as a leper, I'm laying low.
357
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,678
But according to my sources,
he's officially in the building.
358
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:55,389
Hey, is it bad that
my life is filled with shoes
359
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,308
-and not children?
- Stop it!
360
00:16:57,391 --> 00:17:00,978
And she is a fucking bitch
for making you feel this way.
361
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:02,855
Oh, God.
362
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,858
When we were young,
Mario Thomas sang to us
363
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:08,819
about accepting each other
and our differences.
364
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:12,949
But then we got older,
and started singing a different tune.
365
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,576
We stopped celebrating
each other's life choices
366
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,578
and started qualifying them.
367
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:20,873
Is acceptance really
such a childish concept?
368
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,376
Or did we have it right all along?
369
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:28,172
When did we stop being free
to be you and me?
370
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,176
The next morning,
371
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,845
Charlotte learned just how free
the real Harry could be.
372
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:39,225
Oh, the shark has
Pretty teeth, dear
373
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:42,144
And he shows them
Huh, huh, huh?
374
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:45,690
Pearly white
Da-da da-da-da
375
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,692
-Morning!
-Hi.
376
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:51,195
Ba da ba ba...
377
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:53,239
Are... are you going to take a shower?
378
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,907
In a little while.
379
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,375
Some people are said
to have ice in their veins.
380
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:07,003
For John Snyder,
it seems to be ice cream.
381
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,755
The 39-year-old
is the founder
382
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:14,677
of Il Laboratorio Del Gelato shop
on Manhattan's Lower East Side.
383
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,848
Apparently,
it took next to nothing
384
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,058
to make Harry feel comfortable.
385
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:27,898
Charlotte felt completely trapped.
386
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:31,027
She wanted to see Harry
be himself in her home...
387
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,197
She just didn't need
to see that much of him.
388
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:41,454
Meanwhile, I decided
to bare all to Kyra.
389
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,000
Hello?
390
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,336
Hey, Kyra, it's Carrie.
391
00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:52,381
Listen, um, I feel weird about
what happened the other day.
392
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,468
We've been friends
a really long time and...
393
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,637
I just... I want to clear the air.
394
00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,306
Oh, my God. Carrie, I had
forgotten about that days ago.
395
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:04,602
Well, I didn't, I've been
thinking a lot about it and--
396
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:07,521
Man, you must have a lot
of time on your hands.
397
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:10,524
Milo! Pants stay on, I'm serious!
398
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,318
Penises stay in the bathroom!
399
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:15,738
Carrie, can you hold on for one second?
I'll be right back, thanks.
400
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,409
Hello?
401
00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:23,621
Hello, Santa?
402
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,085
You know what?
403
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,378
I am Santa.
404
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:32,129
I did a little mental addition,
405
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:36,217
and over the years I have bought Kyra
an engagement gift, a wedding gift,
406
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,511
then there was the trip
to Maine for the wedding,
407
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:39,762
three baby gifts.
408
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:46,477
In toto, I have spent over $2,300
celebrating her choices.
409
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:52,316
And she is shaming me for spending
a lousy 485 bucks on myself?
410
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,694
Yes, I did the math.
411
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:56,195
But those were gifts.
412
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,406
I mean, if you got married
or had a child,
413
00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:00,741
she would spend the same on you.
414
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:03,744
And if I don't ever get married,
or have a baby...
415
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,830
What, I get bupkis?
416
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,081
Think about it.
417
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,791
If you are single, after graduation,
418
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:12,545
there isn't one occasion
where people celebrate you.
419
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:13,587
We have birthdays.
420
00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:16,382
Oh, no, no, no, no,
we all have birthdays.
421
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:17,466
That's a wash.
422
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,636
I am talking about the single gal.
423
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,221
Hallmark doesn't make a, uh...
424
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:26,809
"Congratulations, you didn't
marry the wrong guy" card.
425
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:30,646
And where is the flatware
for going on vacation alone?
426
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,398
-You're right.
-Uh-huh.
427
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:34,191
Why should I get wedding gifts?
428
00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:35,901
Finding Harry was gift enough.
429
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:37,069
No, no, no, no.
430
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:40,239
I'm thrilled to give you gifts
to celebrate your life.
431
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:43,701
I just think it stinks that
single people are left out of it.
432
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,703
So, the moral of the story
appears to be,
433
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:49,457
until I get married, I won't
be seeing nothing from Kyra.
434
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,125
-Oh.
-How's the pistachio?
435
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,210
-It's so good, you want some?
-Is it? Yeah.
436
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:57,298
Meanwhile, Samantha was trying
to have a working lunch.
437
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:01,427
Yeah, we got cut off.
438
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:04,221
Look, I need to get him
three VIP seats and--
439
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:06,015
Look at you!
440
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,392
Look at you eating your pesto!
441
00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:09,727
Ooh.
442
00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:14,273
No, I don't want any shitty house seats.
443
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,609
-Listen to me...
- Who's a big boy?
444
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,027
No, I can't have any--
445
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,404
Excuse me,
we don't allow cell phones.
446
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:21,697
Are you kidding me?
447
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:25,075
-No.
-I'll call you back.
448
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:28,078
I understand that my cell phone
may be annoying to some,
449
00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:30,581
but what are you doing about that noise?
450
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,958
- Okay.
451
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,670
There's nothing we can do about that.
452
00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:38,047
That's a child.
453
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:42,259
And that was all
Samantha had to hear.
454
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:46,555
Hello.
455
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:50,559
I understand that your child and I
have to coexist in this city,
456
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,978
but perhaps you could take him
somewhere more appropriate
457
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:57,441
for a happy meal,
so I could have a happier one--
458
00:21:57,525 --> 00:22:02,321
Seamus, that wasn't very nice.
459
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:08,118
Well, I've made my point,
and he's made his.
460
00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:16,335
If you see a monster
that's smart... That is real!
461
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:17,628
And it's...
462
00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:19,964
Honey!
463
00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:23,259
Honey?
464
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,594
Hello, beautiful.
465
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:27,012
Hi.
466
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:29,765
Do you know what we need
to bring back in this house?
467
00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:32,268
Cocktail hour.
468
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:36,522
Charlotte realized
there was something grosser
469
00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:38,315
than tea bags all over her house...
470
00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:43,487
Her husband's tea bags
all over her new white couch.
471
00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:44,405
Harry!
472
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:46,532
What?
473
00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:49,243
No, I... I feel bad.
474
00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:50,494
About what?
475
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,122
Well, I'm trying to be less rigid
476
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:56,000
and I really do want you
to be yourself in our house.
477
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,252
I know you do, and I appreciate it.
478
00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:02,423
And... I'm almost used to the whole...
479
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:03,841
naked thing.
480
00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:06,594
I knew it was too much.
481
00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:07,511
It's just me.
482
00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,096
But I can put on clothes...
483
00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:10,890
No.
484
00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:14,059
I want you to be yourself, it's just...
485
00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:16,812
maybe you could put
something between yourself
486
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,230
and the white couch.
487
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:19,565
Oh, I get it.
488
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:22,610
We've got kind of an ass-white couch
situation here.
489
00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:24,570
I will put on shorts.
490
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:25,905
Could you?
491
00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:27,072
Of course.
492
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:28,324
Oh.
493
00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:33,996
Now?
494
00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:40,044
Love you!
495
00:23:58,145 --> 00:23:59,647
Miranda, you in there?
496
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,442
I can see your feet under the door.
497
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:05,444
Damn.
498
00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:07,279
Come on, I just came by
to check up on you.
499
00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:08,489
I'm fine.
500
00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:11,367
Hey, I've seen it all.
I'm a doctor, remember?
501
00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:17,164
I'm fine.
502
00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:18,707
Come on in.
503
00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,293
Oh, it's not that bad.
504
00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:23,504
Hey, I've seen a seven-foot-tall
man's shin bone
505
00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:25,547
poking through his calf, so...
506
00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:27,341
Hey, where's Brady?
507
00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:28,926
Oh, he's asleep.
508
00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:30,636
Oh, that's too bad.
I wanted to give him this.
509
00:24:30,761 --> 00:24:34,390
Oh, I'm pretty sure
his hand-eye coordination
510
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,767
is still a little sub-par
to make the team.
511
00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:39,478
Hey, if he's gonna go pro,
you gotta start him young.
512
00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:40,521
What are you watching?
513
00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:43,273
Oh, it's just Jules and Mimi.
514
00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:45,901
-It's silly.
-Yeah, what's it about?
515
00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:52,700
Well, that's Mimi, she's the landlord,
and right next to her there is Jules,
516
00:24:52,783 --> 00:24:54,994
and they've slept together
a couple of times,
517
00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:56,870
but Jules may be involved with the girl
518
00:24:56,954 --> 00:24:59,206
-who works in the sausage shop.
-Mmm.
519
00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:00,207
In a nutshell.
520
00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:01,917
Well, he seems to be
pretty into her now.
521
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:02,918
Yeah.
522
00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:04,461
I'm intrigued.
523
00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:06,839
Really?
524
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:08,799
That and my cable's not hooked up yet.
525
00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:16,890
Jules...
526
00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:20,352
You know, you didn't have to
bring the rent over in person.
527
00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:22,563
What's a few tube stops
between friends, eh?
528
00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:24,982
I love a brother with an accent.
529
00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:27,568
Do you think
we'll stay friends after this?
530
00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:29,153
I hope not.
531
00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:47,796
Oh, Mimi, you're so soft.
532
00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:55,054
That night, I decided
I couldn't wait for a ring.
533
00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:57,973
And so, I gave someone else one.
534
00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:02,936
This is Milo.
535
00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:04,063
This is Allegra.
536
00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:08,650
Mommy and Daddy and baby Henry
and us aren't here.
537
00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:11,153
Leave a message!
538
00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:15,157
Hi, it's Carrie Bradshaw.
539
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:19,536
I wanted to let you know
that I'm getting married...
540
00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:20,788
to myself.
541
00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:23,957
Oh, and I'm registered
at Manolo Blahnik.
542
00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:26,335
So thanks, bye.
543
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:29,713
One giant step for me.
544
00:26:29,797 --> 00:26:32,925
One small step for single womankind.
545
00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:38,597
Here they are.
546
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,099
That's all she registered for?
547
00:26:40,182 --> 00:26:41,600
Uh-huh. That'll be...
548
00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:44,770
485, yeah.
549
00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:46,438
Plus tax.
550
00:26:46,522 --> 00:26:48,690
And could you please
watch your children?
551
00:26:48,774 --> 00:26:51,985
We don't want them
touching the shoes. Thanks.
552
00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:21,390
It was my very first
wedding present.
553
00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:28,605
The fact is, sometimes it's hard to walk
in a single woman's shoes.
554
00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:31,441
That's why we need really
special ones now and then
555
00:27:31,525 --> 00:27:34,236
to make the walk a little more fun.