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I didn't go to
my high school reunion.
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So, when my high school sweetheart
called me, for a reunion,
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I was curious to see if he looked like
the boy I used to make out with
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in front of my locker.
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Excuse me, can you tell me how
to get to chemistry class?
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Actually, he looked better.
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Oh, my God.
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Jeremy, wow.
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-That's my name, don't wear it out.
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Wow, you look great.
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I knew you looked great, 'cause
I saw you on the cover of your book.
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Oh.
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But I have to say,
even better in person.
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Oh, God. I'm so glad you called.
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I'm going to be spending the month
in Connecticut, so...
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-I had to look you up.
-Wow.
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Well, how are you?
I heard that you married somebody
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that you met in business school?
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Yeah. No, I got divorced, like,
two years ago.
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Really miscalculated that one.
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-So I'm on my own again.
-Oh.
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-Oh...
-How about you?
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Are you seeing anybody, or...
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Nope.
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-Wide open.
-How is that possible?
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Well, my high school boyfriend
spoiled me for life.
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-Right. Me and my AMC Pacer.
-Oh, the Pacer. Oh, man.
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-I put our names down for a table.
-Oh, great.
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But earlier you said maybe,
you might have dinner plans?
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Oh.
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Was that in case I turned out to be a...
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Yeah, maybe.
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But, um, my fictional plans
fell through, so I'm available.
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Miranda had no plans
that night.
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So she was thrilled when her cute
new neighbor stopped by.
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- Hey.
-Oh hey,
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I didn't you'd be home
on a Saturday night.
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Motherhood.
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-So, what's my excuse?
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I just got Brady to sleep.
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-Now, do you sing to him?
-Only if he's been bad.
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Listen, I have
these two courtside seats
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for the Knicks charity game
at the Garden next Friday night.
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Would you want to go?
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-I would love to.
-Great.
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-Great, I'll look for you there.
-Oh, okay.
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Thanks, so much.
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Goodnight.
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You, too.
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Miranda wasn't sure if it was
a charity game, or just charity.
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Hey, I didn't even ask what you
were doing in Connecticut.
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Nothing.
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Well, for a change.
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I spent the last decade working
my ass off in Denver.
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So, I decided to take a month off,
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spend some time with sea level.
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So I've just been relaxing
in the country,
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-sorting through some things, you know.
-Yeah, sometimes you need to get away.
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Sometimes you wonder
why you stayed away so long.
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Well...
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-Ah.
-This is my place.
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-It's a nice place.
-Yeah, I love it here.
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I feel like I want to kiss you,
but I... I... I...
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-I don't know what...
-I know, it's very unclear.
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Yeah, I mean, this isn't our first date.
We've already dated.
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-And we've kissed.
-Many times.
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Hours.
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We're in a lip lock
for the most of 1982.
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So, um...
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What's one more kiss?
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Uh, oh. You mean business.
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Hmmm, it's...
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That's a lot better without
the gearshift sticking up my ass.
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It was a romantic,
hot summer night.
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Followed by a miserable hot summer day.
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Which was the 14th miserable,
hot summer day in a row.
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Samantha Jones, how are you?
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Great, Phoebe. How are you?
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-Refreshed.
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We just dropped
by the SoHo house for a dip.
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I mean, what else can you
possibly do in this heat,
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except sit by the pool
and drink cocktails
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while they mist you with Evian.
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-Isn't it the best?
-Oh, it's fabulous.
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I'm running to a lunch,
otherwise I'd be up there myself.
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-Toodles.
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There's a pool a block
from my apartment, and I can't get in.
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-What pool?
-At the SoHo house.
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You have to be a member and
I'm on some kind of bullshit waitlist.
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-Don't they know who you are?
-And more importantly who we are.
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We need to be at the pool with you.
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You know in high school,
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all you had to do is jump a fence
and you'd in somebody's pool.
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Oh, speaking of high school,
I saw my high school sweetheart.
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And I think I might like him. Again.
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-Is that crazy?
-No, I love this.
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You could end up
with your high-school boyfriend.
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Okay, let's not jump the gun.
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But it was the best date
I've had in a long time.
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And I wasn't even thinking
that it was a date. Oh!
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-And when he kissed me goodnight.
- He kissed you goodnight?
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I... It was wild, because I actually
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remembered what it felt like
to kiss him.
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Imagine if you slept with him.
Talk about a homecoming.
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-No, we never went all the way.
-Why not?
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Because we were kids. We wanted to wait.
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And now,
I think we've waited long enough.
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You're marrying him.
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Will you stop? He doesn't even live
in New York. He lives in Denver.
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People move. It would be so romantic.
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Oh tragic. Seriously,
if I had the guy in high school,
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what have I been doing for
the past 20 years?
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Why did you two break up?
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I broke up because I thought, "Come on,
there must be better guys out there."
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Turns out, there aren't.
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That night, I started thinking
about my retro relationship.
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Since high school, most women I know
have acquired much better
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taste in clothes, hairstyles, and food.
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But what about in men?
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Maybe we were better off
when we thought less and kissed more.
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Have we graduated past our
ability to find true love
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when it comes to matters of the heart?
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Did we have it right in high school?
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Samantha was too cool to belong
to any clubs in high school,
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so she refused to believe that
any club was too cool for her now.
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Especially, since New York in August
is not cool at all.
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-May I help you?
-I hope so.
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I'd like to to know what's
holding up my membership.
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I've been on the wait list since June.
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Yes, I'm sorry, but we are not
currently admitting any new members.
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The pool is so fabulous,
we're at capacity every day.
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Do you know who I am?
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No, I don't.
We can't accommodate you right now.
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Well, can I at least
use the restroom before I go?
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Or is there a wait list
for that as well.
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Down the corridor on your left,
the door marked "WC".
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Miss, did you leave your card
on the sink?
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Oh, yes. Yes, I did. Thank you so much.
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Since they didn't seem to know
who she was at the SoHo house,
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she figured she could be
Annabelle Bronstein.
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The next day, Samantha tested
the waters with her fake ID.
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Excuse me.
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Can I get you something to drink,
Ms. Bronstein?
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Yes, but I'll just pay cash.
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And please, call me Annabelle.
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Meanwhile, a fight was about
to break out in the cafeteria.
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But this time, Cafeteria
was a trendy restaurant in Chelsea.
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Thank you.
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God, I hate him.
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-Come on, we're going over there.
-Why?
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Because you're in tank top.
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-Hi.
-Oh, hi.
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-You were here, what a small world.
-That's Chelsea for you.
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Can't swing a dick without running
into someone you know.
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Well, we'd love to stay and chat,
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but we have to go get our tuxes
for the prom.
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Did you say "the prom"?
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Yes, it's a big fundraiser at
the gay-lesbian-bi-transgender center.
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I'm on the decorations committee.
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What's the theme? Queer and queerer?
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I have the best memories of my prom.
I was the prom queen.
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Of course you were, darling.
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I missed my prom
in high school, because--
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You were gay.
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No, my girlfriend and I broke up
the night before, because--
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You were gay.
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No, I wasn't gay until--
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You were born?
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Never mind.
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Good bye, Charlotte.
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-Bye.
-Bye, Marcus.
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Those two should be going to the gay,
lesbian, and the prostitute prom.
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-Oh, be nice.
-What?
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I happen to know that Marcus
used to be a gay escort.
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-He was not.
-Oh, honey, wake up and smell the K-Y.
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I was flipping through
a vintage issue of Honcho.
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I saw his ad in the Rauncho section.
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He called himself Paul.
Worst hustler name I ever heard.
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He and Stanford are in love.
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Yeah, well, according to Honcho,
he used to be in love all over town.
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You are mistaken.
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There's a picture. I'll send you the ad.
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-I don't wanna see it.
-I'm sending it, prom queen.
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- What can I get you?
-Cute waiter.
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I wish he didn't know this.
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Number five,
Fishman replaces Els.
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Do you think Stanford knows?
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Probably not, so maybe we shouldn't talk
about it in the Madison Square Garden.
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I don't think that these people
know those people.
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-Look at how cute he is.
- He is gorgeous.
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He looked at me,
did you see him look at me?
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-He totally likes you.
-You think?
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-Look at these seats.
-You're right.
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These seats are too good to be casual.
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- Time out.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome the Knicks City Dancers.
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Did I ever tell you I was a cheerleader?
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No. Because you knew
I would mock you endlessly.
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I left a good job in the city
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Working for the man every night and day
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And I never lost one minute of sleeping
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I was worrying 'bout the way
Things might've been
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You know that big wheel keep on turning
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Did you used to to that?
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No. We just used some herkies
and some kicks.
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Rolling on the river
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Say we're rolling, rolling
Yeah Rolling on the river
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-What is she doing?
-The blonde one in front?
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Uh-huh.
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Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river
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-Whoo!
-She's flirting with your boyfriend.
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He's not my boyfriend.
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What is she, like, 21?
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It was Friday night.
It was the big game,
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and Miranda was jealous
of a cheerleader.
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Two hours later, the game ended,
and Miranda felt like the loser.
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Okay, let's just go.
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No, you have to go over there
and talk to him.
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-He's talking to her.
-You are better than her.
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Go on, you can do it.
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Are you gonna do a herky now?
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Just you go over there
and flirt a little bit.
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Go, go.
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The Knicks and Madison
Square Garden thank you for coming.
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-Have a safe trip home.
-That's it. I'm out.
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Meanwhile, I invited Jeremy
to come over and watch a movie...
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which in high school was code for,
"Come over and make out."
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And happily, it still was.
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Oh, I gotta run.
Last train leaves in half an hour.
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Aww. I think you should stay.
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I think we should go all the way.
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-All the way.
-We never did, and now we can.
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And your mother won't walk in
with her laundry and her Tab.
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That's true.
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But Carrie, I need to be honest
with you about something.
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That's the worst thing you can
hear from someone you really like.
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I'm not really just taking
time off, I'm, uh...
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I'm sort of in a...
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Mental institution.
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No, actually, that's the worst
thing you can hear.
241
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I wanted a man who would commit,
not a man who is committed.
242
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,948
Apparently, we have to be more specific.
243
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:29,660
-But how was he able to see you?
-Ooh, did he escape?
244
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:34,791
No, he's voluntary. He says it's not
really a mental institution,
245
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,460
it's a therapeutic community.
246
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,462
-Which one?
-Juno-Spears?
247
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:42,256
Oh, that's supposed to be a good one.
I've had clients go there.
248
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,925
Really? Why haven't we heard about that?
249
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,510
Because I'm good at my job.
250
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,470
No one wants to admit they're
in a loony bin.
251
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,348
-On a first date.
-It's all humiliating.
252
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:53,101
Think about what we have
to go through to date.
253
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:56,729
I am 38 and I am competing
with a cheerleader.
254
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,189
Yeah, and even when you get the guy,
255
00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,733
you never know what fun surprise
might be revealed.
256
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,902
Let me tell you something, ladies.
257
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:06,572
In a good relationship,
there are no surprises.
258
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:11,911
I know everything about Marcus,
and Marcus knows everything about me.
259
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,709
I don't think he knows everything.
260
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:20,753
What?
261
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:24,632
What?
262
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:27,468
Charlotte, like all girls,
learned in early age
263
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,846
that only way to get rid of information
264
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,765
you don't want to have,
is to pass it on.
265
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:36,310
Oh my god. Is this real?
266
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:39,689
Anthony found it in old issue
of Honcho magazine.
267
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,774
Let me see that.
268
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,193
Ooh nice.
269
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:45,903
Marcus?
270
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:50,116
-What is that?
-Nothing.
271
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,452
Okay, hand it over.
272
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,038
Okay, hand it over.
273
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,963
Where did this come from?
274
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,967
Someone better tell me
where this came from right now.
275
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,260
I'm not kidding.
276
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:12,013
-I got it from Carrie.
-I got it from Miranda.
277
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,223
-I got it from Charlotte.
-I got it from Anthony,
278
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:17,268
but I told him you and Marcus
were very much in love.
279
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,937
Charlotte was still
a cheerleader for love.
280
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:23,649
But like the Knicks, her team
was having a bad season.
281
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:24,609
Well...
282
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:27,528
You think you know somebody...
283
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:33,326
Excuse me. Which one of you
is Annabelle Bronstein?
284
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:34,660
I am.
285
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:38,831
Well, that's impossible.
Ms. Bronstein is in London for the week.
286
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,835
No, I am Annabelle Bronstein.
287
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,421
And she's British.
288
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:49,008
As I was saying, dear sir,
289
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,719
I am Annabelle Bronstein.
290
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:55,515
I'm fairly certain you're not Annabelle,
I've spoken to her on the phone.
291
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:59,519
I am absolutely Annabelle Bronstein.
292
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:05,358
And I do not pay 900 American dollars
annually to be treated like this.
293
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:09,529
Now, ring round the waiter
and have him tally up the drinks.
294
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:13,783
-What's with the accent?
-She's got a case of a Madonna's.
295
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:17,245
I'm sorry, but I know for a fact
that Annabelle lost her card.
296
00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:19,580
Yes.
297
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,541
I thought I did.
298
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,210
But it was on top of the telly.
299
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:27,713
And Ms. Bronstein is from Sussex...
300
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:33,052
and I'd venture to guess that
you are not, in fact, from the UK.
301
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:38,558
Well, that's true. I was raised in Inja.
302
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,059
On any given day,
303
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:43,437
there are a lot of versions of "crazy"
right here in New York.
304
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:47,733
Today, Annabelle Bronstein had
multiple personalities...
305
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:50,319
And at least two accents.
306
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:53,239
Hey, Hobbes.
307
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,616
Where did you disappear
to after the game?
308
00:17:55,866 --> 00:18:00,496
Oh, I was gonna thank you,
but you were talking to that girl.
309
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:03,457
-What girl?
-Some cheerleader.
310
00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:06,877
Oh.
311
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,838
-Do you like her?
- No.
312
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:12,883
I like someone else.
313
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:16,512
You.
314
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:19,390
This cheered Miranda
up immediately.
315
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,267
Now, see, how would I know that?
316
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:23,978
Well...
317
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,566
Would it be any clearer...
318
00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:31,319
if I did this?
319
00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:45,041
-Hi, Mrs. McCaffrey.
-Hello, Mrs. McCaffrey.
320
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,088
I wanted you to have these.
321
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:52,757
Marbles.
322
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,552
In case I lose any more of mine,
I wanna know where I can find the stash.
323
00:18:56,761 --> 00:19:00,264
-How are you? Do you wanna come in?
-She asked with trepidation.
324
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,141
No. I think it's great what
you're doing--
325
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:05,311
I know I probably threw you for a loop
the other day, but, erm...
326
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,856
I should probably just come right out
and say something about this,
327
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:12,526
but I... Truth is, I haven't worked out
my rap on it yet.
328
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,488
Well, it's a tough thing to slip in.
329
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:19,784
Yeah, it is. "Hi, I might be crazy.
Would you like to share an appetizer?"
330
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:24,705
The thing is I think I made
it sound worse than it is.
331
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,917
You know, if you saw Juno-Spears,
you'd see that it's not a cuckoo's nest.
332
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,045
It's more like...
It's like Canyon Ranch for the brain.
333
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:34,840
-Do they have Pilates?
-They do have Pilates.
334
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:40,096
I don't wanna lie to you, I am going
through some pretty heavy stuff,
335
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,264
Soul searching, really.
336
00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:47,561
Trying to figure out why some things
seem to be harder for me
337
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:48,979
then they are for other people.
338
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:51,649
I think my family
has something to do with it.
339
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,443
It's always good to blame
the parents, right?
340
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,361
Right.
341
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,863
So, I figured I could spend the next
5 years in therapy
342
00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:01,242
or just spend the next month and really
deal with it intensively right now.
343
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:04,120
-It's just more efficient.
-Well, you'll make a very good case.
344
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:05,871
That's what my doctor said.
345
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,250
Well, that's it. Ta-da!
346
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:12,169
I just wanted to explain myself,
347
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,839
so that I didn't become known eternally
348
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:17,717
as that nutcase you dated back
in high school.
349
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:21,429
How about my high school boyfriend
who was the best kisser ever.
350
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:22,805
I could live with that.
351
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,683
You're not bad yourself either,
you know.
352
00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:29,186
That night,
we went all the way.
353
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:30,521
And we weren't the only ones.
354
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:35,526
Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river
355
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:39,864
All right
356
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:44,952
The next afternoon,
my other crazy boyfriend stopped by.
357
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,456
It's true. Marcus was a gay escort.
358
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,417
But he's been off the market since 1992.
359
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,626
So you talked about it?
360
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:57,047
Yes, and he says he did it just to put
himself through dance classes.
361
00:20:57,506 --> 00:21:00,342
But if that's true,
then why keep it a secret?
362
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,261
Maybe he was embarrassed.
363
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,806
Yes, but it's not the escort thing,
364
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:09,393
but the secret thing that's
bothering me. I was the last to know.
365
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,645
I don't wanna hear the truth from some
366
00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:14,231
bitchy queen with back issues of Honcho.
367
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:15,608
So...
368
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,110
we broke up.
369
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,821
-Oh, Stanny, really?
-Yes.
370
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:24,867
And right before the prom.
371
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,870
And I still have to go, because
I'm on the decorations committee.
372
00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:30,372
And I have no date again.
373
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,834
-When is it?
-Tomorrow night.
374
00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:36,670
Will you please, please,
please go with me?
375
00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:39,840
I can't. I have to visit
my boyfriend at the asylum.
376
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,217
Of course you do.
377
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,511
He wants me to see the place for myself.
378
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,471
It supposed to be like Canyon Ranch.
379
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,973
-Honey.
-I know.
380
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,935
-But I like him.
-You'd have to.
381
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:53,395
And who are we to say,
he's got issues, he's getting help?
382
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,231
Usually, that's considered a good thing.
383
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:57,817
And it's New York, everybody's insane.
384
00:21:58,192 --> 00:22:00,319
-You slept with him, didn't you?
-Yes.
385
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,906
Oh, that's where the problems begin.
386
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:08,410
You sleep with someone, you start
rationalizing away all the red flags.
387
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,412
At least he was honest about it.
388
00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:11,580
Yes.
389
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,124
Unlike Paul.
390
00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:26,595
Hi.
391
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,306
Apparently,
the Juno-Spears Center
392
00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:31,809
was harder than the SoHo house
to get into.
393
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:33,477
Or out of.
394
00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:42,361
Even as a visitor,
395
00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:45,865
I could see how this was
a very relaxing place to get away to.
396
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:46,949
Mmm.
397
00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:49,660
-It's kinda nice, huh?
-Hmm.
398
00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:52,496
There are great hiking trails
all around here.
399
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:56,250
-Maybe later we can do a hike.
-Oh, I don't really hike.
400
00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:57,543
Neither do I.
401
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,504
But I will fill you in on something
I discovered.
402
00:23:00,838 --> 00:23:01,714
Hiking...
403
00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:04,133
Is walking.
404
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,759
-Really?
-Yes, hiking is walking.
405
00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:09,013
I started to think,
maybe the Juno-Spears Center
406
00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:11,098
should be mandatory for New Yorkers.
407
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,434
Like the Hamptons, or Fire Island.
408
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:14,602
Feces!
409
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,479
Feces! Feces!
410
00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:18,814
- Get him!
- Feces!
411
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:25,613
Feces, feces, feces...
412
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:28,532
I guess that doesn't happen
very often at Canyon Ranch, huh?
413
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,409
I've never been.
414
00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:31,827
It might.
415
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:35,748
Who am I kidding,
this is a full-on psychiatric facility.
416
00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:37,082
With Pilates.
417
00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:39,335
Feces! Feces!
418
00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:41,754
You're definitely
the sanest person here.
419
00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:42,880
Well, thank you.
420
00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:45,007
That's kinda like being
the best house on a bad block.
421
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,134
People would advise against buying it.
422
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,638
Or maybe it just...
It wasn't the wisest thing
423
00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:52,765
to start something
while I was still in here.
424
00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:58,729
Maybe when I get out
in eight to ten months.
425
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:02,107
Eight to ten months?
426
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:05,444
Yeah, my doctor still thinks
I have a lot of work to do.
427
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,615
And to be honest with you,
I'm comfortable here.
428
00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:15,287
I kinda like it. I like that everybody's
craziness is out in the open.
429
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:18,582
Yeah.
430
00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:20,542
Well...
431
00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:24,505
-I loved seeing you.
-I loved seeing you again.
432
00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:28,425
But I understand.
433
00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:32,388
We're just in very different places
right now.
434
00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:37,601
Ironically, it was the sanest
breakup I ever had.
435
00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:44,775
And now, the Queen and Queen
of our prom...
436
00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:48,779
-Carrie Bradshaw and Stanford Blatch.
437
00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:57,913
- Oh, my God, I love this song.
-Me, too.
438
00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:00,791
Oh, thank you very much.
439
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,544
If you leave me now
440
00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:07,673
You take away the biggest part of me
441
00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:14,263
Ooh no, baby, please don't go
442
00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:17,182
-This is my best prom ever.
-Aww.
443
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:18,434
Thank you for coming.
444
00:25:18,559 --> 00:25:21,687
Oh, believe me I'm glad to be back
with the normal people.
445
00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:24,606
-You know the craziest thing of all?
- Hmm?
446
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:29,570
I somehow thought that
after everything I've been through,
447
00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:32,865
I might end up with
my high school boyfriend.
448
00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:34,992
Yeah...
449
00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:37,578
I don't think my story's
gonna get tied up like that.
450
00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:39,455
Your boyfriend might get tied up.
451
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:40,998
-And taken away.
452
00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:44,168
Okay, no more jokes, I might be dating
him in eight to ten months.
453
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,131
-Oh.
-May I cut in?
454
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:53,052
No, thank you. I already have an escort.
455
00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:59,224
Honey, I didn't tell you because
it was part of my past.
456
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:01,310
It's not who I am anymore.
457
00:26:02,144 --> 00:26:04,021
I was really messed up back then.
458
00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:05,939
But I've got it together now.
459
00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:09,068
And it's prom night,
460
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:10,694
and we have to have a dance.
461
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:16,533
Why don't I get some punch?
462
00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:26,210
Just tell me one thing.
463
00:26:26,794 --> 00:26:31,757
Did you ever, ever sleep with that
little bitchy pine nut Anthony?
464
00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:33,759
No. God, no.
465
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:41,600
Ooh no, baby, please don't go
466
00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:55,948
Ooh girl, just got to have you
By my side
467
00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:02,371
So, maybe it won't look the way
you thought it'd look in high school.
468
00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:05,958
But it's good to remember
love is possible.
469
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,212
Anything is possible.
470
00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:12,548
This is New York.
471
00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:22,141
Ooh mama,
I just got to have your lovin'