1 00:00:57,266 --> 00:00:59,268 Okay. Come on, let's hurry. 2 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:01,103 -Uh-uh, I'm not dressed to hustle. -Oh. 3 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:03,939 When Charlotte and I heard that there was a woman in Chelsea 4 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:05,607 not talking or eating... 5 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:08,443 We were there in a New York minute. 6 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:22,666 And she's doing this for how long? 7 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:26,211 Sixteen days, 24 hours a day. 8 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:29,381 -This is day six. -It gets worse? 9 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:33,552 "By changing my personal energy field, 10 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:36,179 I'm attempting to change the energy field in this room 11 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:40,684 and perhaps that energy shift will shift the energy of the world." 12 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:43,353 Good for her. So pasties for lunch? 13 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,397 When I was working in the galleries, 14 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:48,900 performance art was more theater than installation. 15 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:51,570 She's moved it to the next level. 16 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:54,865 Well, girlfriend needs to move a comb through her hair. 17 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,742 She has company. 18 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:30,609 There's a man over there staring at me. 19 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:32,069 Where? 20 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:33,695 Over there. 21 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:39,409 Oh. 22 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:41,703 He's not there. 23 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:47,209 Can you tell Circe that Charlotte 24 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,795 from Hisgallerian Spring Street sends her very best? 25 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:54,758 Okay, that's him again. 26 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:57,552 Oh, my God. 27 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:01,098 That's Aleksandr Petrovsky, the artist. 28 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:02,849 He is the-- 29 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:10,065 -Thank you very much. -Would you like to keep it? 30 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:10,982 No. it's okay. 31 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:14,528 -Um, excuse me, Mr. Petrovsky. -Yes? 32 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:16,238 I don't mean to bother you, but... 33 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,907 I just have to say thank you. 34 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:22,119 When I first moved to New York and I was working in the galleries, 35 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:25,288 your Abstract Number I was my first important sale. 36 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:28,834 -Hmm. -And this is such a thrill. 37 00:03:29,418 --> 00:03:32,713 I mean, you defined the '70s in terms of progressive... 38 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:36,007 And what did you think about this work today? 39 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:38,218 Very moving. Significant. 40 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,262 And what do you think? 41 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:42,389 It was good. 42 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:44,891 But you thought it was funny. 43 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,310 I heard you laugh. 44 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:49,146 I'm not very arty. 45 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:51,815 You don't think it's significant? 46 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,358 Oh, please. 47 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:56,403 There are depressed women all over New York doing the exact same thing 48 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:57,821 as her and not calling it art. 49 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:00,115 I mean, if you put a phone up on that platform, 50 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:03,577 it's just a typical Friday night waiting for some guy to call. 51 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:04,745 She's kidding. 52 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:07,873 And frankly, I don't buy the whole 24 hours not eating thing. 53 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:10,417 I bet if anyone bothered to come down here at 3:00 in the morning, 54 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,835 she wouldn't even be up there. 55 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,795 She'd be around the corner having a Big Mac. 56 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,214 Why do you think she has the life ladders? 57 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,842 To keep her from running out for a snack. 58 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:20,469 And who are you? 59 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:22,053 What do you mean? 60 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,264 -Your name? -Oh... 61 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:25,891 I'm Carrie Bradshaw. 62 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:27,601 You are comic? 63 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:32,689 And I'm Charlotte York. I mean, Goldenblatt. 64 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:34,232 I forgot my married name. 65 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:38,653 I just got married, so... Can I just say, again, 66 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:42,991 how very, very important your work is? 67 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:44,868 So... 68 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:48,955 Oh, my God. 69 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:52,083 We just met Aleksandr Petrovsky. 70 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:54,878 "You are comic?" 71 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:01,218 That night over at new couple central. 72 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:02,803 Mmm-hmm! 73 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:06,890 Hot pizza and in less than 30 minutes, I think I missed my calling. 74 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,768 You just pass by me without a kiss? 75 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:11,603 I wanted to wait until I can use my hands. 76 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:13,647 -Uh-huh, oh! 77 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:19,069 See? 78 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:22,948 What's with the little pizza box? 79 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:24,783 Ah. 80 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:30,038 One is a pizza, the other is a surprise for you after the pizza. 81 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:31,665 Oh. 82 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:32,666 After. 83 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:34,501 -I love surprises. -Yeah? 84 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:36,002 What are we drinking? Wine? 85 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:40,382 Oh, damn. 86 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:41,633 What? 87 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:43,844 One of my guys busted his knee. 88 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:46,429 -I have to go to the hospital. -Oh. 89 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:49,641 What are 6'8" pro basketball stars doing on a skateboard? 90 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:50,559 I don't know. 91 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:53,186 Hey. Don't wait up. 92 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,231 I'll see you tomorrow. 93 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:58,567 All right, then. 94 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:01,319 Good night, beautiful. 95 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:10,996 There they were. The sweetest words you could ever say. 96 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:13,248 In the sweetest way you could ever say them. 97 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:23,633 Turns out Miranda didn't like surprises as much as she thought. 98 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,017 Last night Robert said I love you. 99 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:34,811 Wow. That's wonderful. 100 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,062 On a cookie. 101 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:38,690 I need more information. 102 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:41,234 He brought it over, I guess as a surprise. 103 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:43,778 But before we got to it he had to leave 104 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:47,115 and then I panicked and I ate the entire thing. 105 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:49,242 Because? 106 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:51,703 If it wasn't there, I wouldn't have to deal with it. 107 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:53,872 Oh. Uh-huh. 108 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:58,126 Now was it the fact that he said it on a cookie or that he said it period? 109 00:06:58,627 --> 00:06:59,961 Had to be the cookie. 110 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:03,673 Robert is great... Right? 111 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:07,844 Well... I didn't wanna be the one to have to tell you this about him 112 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:11,848 but... He's perfect. I'm sorry. 113 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:14,851 If your best friend can't tell you who will? 114 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:17,395 He is perfect. Really. 115 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:21,441 You should see how cute he is helping plan Brady's birthday party. 116 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:25,070 Oh. Brady is one year old. 117 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:28,031 And yet I haven't aged a day. 118 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:31,910 Saturday afternoon, my house. 119 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:34,245 Just us, some of Steve's family. 120 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:36,081 I'm not coming if there's a clown. 121 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:37,874 No clown. 122 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,502 Good. Nothing scarier than a clown. 123 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:43,546 -Oh, we're gonna be four. Thanks. -Okay. 124 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:45,131 What are you getting? 125 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:51,179 Yes. I need glasses and I am not ashamed. 126 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:55,058 I have a sexy young man who loves to fuck me and I'm fabulous. 127 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:57,560 Have you considered putting that on a T-shirt? 128 00:07:57,644 --> 00:08:00,355 Are those the kind you get at the drugstore next to the Bengay? 129 00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:02,524 How dare you! These are Chanel. 130 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:05,652 - There you go. -Thank you. 131 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:10,657 Hey. Have you ever heard of that artist Aleksandr Petrovsky? 132 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:11,658 Who? 133 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:14,619 Aleksandr Petrovsky? Oh, my God. 134 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:17,789 He was the number one hot guy at Studio 54. 135 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:20,208 Dated every top super model in the '70s. 136 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:24,337 Oh, my nipples are getting hard just thinking about him. Why? 137 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:25,880 I met him yesterday. 138 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:28,299 No. How did he look? Is he still gorgeous? 139 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:29,801 -We need more time. -Okay. 140 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,095 Where did you meet? What's he like? 141 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:37,976 Well... We met at a gallery and he was odd. 142 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:40,603 How old is he now? Let me see. 143 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,897 When I was 22. He was about 30. 144 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:48,153 Studio 54 was '79. So, that would make him, what? 53. 145 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,321 And that would make you... 146 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:52,866 I'm forty-fucking-five. 147 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:54,993 I have nothing to hide. 148 00:08:57,996 --> 00:08:59,247 Hello. 149 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:04,627 What? 150 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:05,962 I'm pregnant. 151 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:08,882 Congratulations! 152 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,217 Oh, my God. 153 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:13,803 It's very, very early. But I am. 154 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:15,680 I just heard from the doctor. 155 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:18,558 We don't know if it's the acupuncture or all of the herbs that I've been taking 156 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:22,479 or maybe Harry and I are just a better fit or whatever but I am. I'm pregnant. 157 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,272 How far along are you? 158 00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:25,607 About three weeks. 159 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,276 Oh, please excuse me. 160 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,115 What was that? 161 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:35,366 Well, I'm growing it out. 162 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:36,993 My hair. Down there. 163 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,245 Smith enjoys a full bush. 164 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:41,790 Isn't this great? 165 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:44,876 Everything is exactly like it always is... 166 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:47,045 But I'm pregnant. 167 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,424 One lazy Wednesday afternoon later... 168 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:52,717 Hello. 169 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:55,428 Uh, hello. Good afternoon. I'm-- 170 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:56,721 Wrong number sorry. 171 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:07,190 Hello. 172 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,775 I'm sorry, um... 173 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:11,528 Yes, I'm sorry too. Wrong number. 174 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,378 Yes? 175 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:32,882 I'm afraid it's me again. I have really... A bit of trouble here. 176 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,760 Sir. I cannot understand you. 177 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:38,930 This is Aleksandr Petrovsky calling for Carrie Bradshaw. 178 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:42,308 Oh. I'll get her. Hold on. 179 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,524 Carrie. 180 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:55,738 -Hello? -That was you before. Yes? 181 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,407 Sounded just like you. 182 00:10:57,490 --> 00:11:00,952 Oh, no. That was my sister. She's visiting. 183 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,453 Oh, that's nice. 184 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:04,831 I hope you don't mind me calling you. 185 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:07,458 I got this number from the friend of yours 186 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:10,545 who knows the girl who works at the gallery at Circe. 187 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:11,671 I hope it's okay. 188 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,423 Okay. 189 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,383 Are you still laughing at that artist? 190 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:18,136 Excuse me? 191 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:21,139 Saying that she eats all night. Big Macs. 192 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:24,350 Well, I'm sticking to my guns. 193 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:25,768 I thought you would, so... 194 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:29,647 Let's go see her at 3:00 a.m. to be sure. 195 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,108 How's Saturday for you? 196 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,110 You're not serious. 197 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,529 I am serious. She is serious. 198 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,240 You're the one who's not serious. 199 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:41,201 You're expecting me to get out of bed 200 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:45,038 and go meet you at some art gallery at 3:00 a.m? 201 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:51,544 Not 3:00. Let's say 1:00. We'll have dinner first. At the Russian Samovar? 202 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,379 1:00 a.m, a mysterious place? 203 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:56,341 I'm not going to get sold into white slavery, am I? 204 00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,927 I don't know what this means. 205 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,804 It was a joke. 206 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:06,476 Okay. Comic. Goodbye. 207 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:25,328 Hello again. 208 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,664 Carrie. It's Harry. 209 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,458 Harry. Hi. What's wrong? 210 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,254 What happened? 211 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:37,173 It just... You know... Went away. 212 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,467 Doctor says it happens all the time. 213 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,094 How is she? 214 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:42,679 Not good. 215 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:46,724 She's just been sort of sitting and staring since this morning. 216 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,685 She didn't want me to call anybody, but I thought... 217 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,270 No, you did the right thing. 218 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:53,690 She's in the living room. I told her you were coming. 219 00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:58,945 How are you? 220 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:00,738 You know... 221 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:21,259 Hi. This is awful. I'm so sorry. 222 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:24,429 The doctor said the good news is we got pregnant. 223 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:28,474 He said lots of woman miscarry and go on to have perfectly healthy kids. 224 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:34,188 It's true. Shall I get you some mint tea? How about that? 225 00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:36,566 I can't go to Brady's party on Saturday. 226 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,861 Okay. She'll understand. 227 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:48,911 Napkins. Cups. Party favors. 228 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,830 Done. Done. Done. 229 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:53,416 Now on Saturday, all Steve has to do is bring the cake. 230 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:57,003 -What kind? -Chocolates with white icing. 231 00:13:57,253 --> 00:14:00,340 -Baby's first sugar. Look out. 232 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,343 You like chocolate, don't you? 233 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,761 Mmm? 234 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:07,805 Well, you haven't mentioned anything about the cookie. 235 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,684 You know what? Yes, I was. 236 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:13,519 If you give me a minute. 237 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,438 That's five days ago. 238 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:21,652 I'm embarrassed. I ate the whole thing. 239 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:25,573 -It was delicious. -Good. 240 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,618 What about what is said? 241 00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:35,291 Sweet. So sweet. 242 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,629 I love you, Jules. 243 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,130 I love you, Mimi. 244 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,008 Loved you ever since I first saw you. 245 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:48,012 Feel so right to finally say it. 246 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:51,015 Don't have to hold the words back anymore. 247 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:55,770 I love you, Jules. I love you. 248 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:04,570 Hello. 249 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:09,200 I am so fucked up. I am so fucked up. 250 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,411 Okay, we need to divide and conquer. What's going on? 251 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:15,039 I can't say I love you. I just can't. It's not in my DNA. 252 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:19,085 And everywhere I look, it is just flying out of people's mouths. 253 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:20,920 Whose mouths is it flying out of? 254 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:23,131 Everyone. Jules and Mimi. 255 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,132 They're fictional. 256 00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,342 But they say it. Robert said it. 257 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,219 He said it on a cookie. 258 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,680 I am so fucked up. 259 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,516 Robert asked about the cookie and it was 260 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,685 the perfect time to say it and I couldn't. 261 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,729 He was just hanging there waiting and I couldn't. 262 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,566 I am never gonna be happy. 263 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,860 Just not gonna happen for me. 264 00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:45,445 Do you love him? 265 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:49,115 How can I love him if I can't even say the words? 266 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,366 Well... 267 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:54,162 I always thought that when the right guy came along all of my bullshit 268 00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:56,038 would calm down and go away and the words 269 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,874 would just fall out of my mouth 270 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,668 because I would know he was the one. 271 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:02,628 And here he is. 272 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:06,132 The perfect guy. And I... 273 00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:11,679 Is he the one? I don't know. I don't know. 274 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,474 Because I am so fucked up. 275 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,350 And I am gonna ruin my life. 276 00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:18,811 Stop. It's too late to ruin your life. 277 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:22,356 The only thing you're gonna ruin tonight is your night and mine. 278 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:24,942 I was kidding. 279 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,236 I'm laughing on the inside. 280 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:31,240 Okay, listen. Get a good night sleep, see how you feel tomorrow. 281 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:35,119 Turn off Jules and Mimi and go to bed. 282 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:37,330 You've seen enough love for one night. 283 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:38,539 You're right. 284 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:44,086 You know what used to make me feel better? Cookies... 285 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,506 - Good night. -Good night. 286 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,511 I blame Valentine's Day. 287 00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:55,932 Hundreds upon hundreds of cards all decreeing you're the one. 288 00:16:57,308 --> 00:17:01,062 Just imagine the hundreds and hundreds of wrenching late night phone calls 289 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,897 all over this one idea. 290 00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,899 And it's not just with love. 291 00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:08,444 It seems we're always looking for that one thing to make our lives complete. 292 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:11,906 That job, that chance, that family. 293 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,533 I couldn't help but wonder, 294 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:16,953 when will waiting for the one be done? 295 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,925 Samantha was never a woman who looked for the one. 296 00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:35,555 But today, she found one. 297 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:41,852 A grey one. 298 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:02,873 She figured a box in the hand was better than one in the bush. 299 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,542 Ahhh! 300 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:10,006 Turns out, left on too long, Nice & Simple was not so nice. 301 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:15,428 -Here we go. Happy birthday. -Hey, birthday boy. 302 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,930 - Dada... -How are you? 303 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:19,015 Yes. 304 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,474 Who got the clown? 305 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,186 -I did. -Hey, Ma. 306 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:28,608 I got my grandson a clown. The kids love it. 307 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,987 -Brady's the only kid. -Well, I paid him. 308 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,324 He can open the door or something. 309 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:40,828 Put that cake somewhere cool where it won't get knocked over. 310 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,997 Um... Laundry room. 311 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,417 And tell the clown to open the door. 312 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:51,505 I hope you're not insulted I brought my own beer. 313 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,425 No. Not at all. 314 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:59,930 -Hi, Ma. -Debbie. There's my Debbie. 315 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:05,561 -Oh, Miranda, the baby looks so cute. -Thanks. 316 00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:08,731 -God bless him. -Hey, you want a beer? 317 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,317 -Uh... Sure. 318 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,819 Did you see my clown? 319 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,617 Hey. 320 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,871 -Thanks for coming. -Of course. 321 00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:28,459 -How is she? -The same. Just stares at the TV. 322 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,670 She said she wasn't strong enough to come. 323 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,296 I don't know what to do. 324 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:35,758 She'll be okay. She just has to feel it. 325 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,261 -Come on, there's food. -Good. 326 00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:47,186 This is the story of Elizabeth Taylor. 327 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:50,314 The E! True Hollywood Story. 328 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,733 We'll give you an exclusive revealing look 329 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:55,152 at one of Hollywood's greatest treasures. 330 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:59,657 A talented and courageous woman who was above all, a survivor. 331 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:15,005 -Here you are. -I was told there'd be no clowns. 332 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:19,176 -Nothing scarier than a clown. -I need to talk to you in private. 333 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,303 All right, well, you'll have to wait till I get something to eat. 334 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:22,263 I'm starving. 335 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,514 -Here. -Oh. 336 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:24,807 Come. 337 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:35,985 Okay. 338 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,697 What is so important that it couldn't wait? 339 00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,115 I found a gray hair. 340 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:45,286 -In the food? -In my hair. Down there. 341 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,875 -What am I going to do? It's a disaster. -It's not a disaster. 342 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,377 It's all part of getting older. You said that yourself. 343 00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:56,046 My eyes getting old is one thing, but this... 344 00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:59,717 This cannot get old. What will Smith think? 345 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,553 Smith is well aware of the fact that you're older. 346 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:07,641 Older not old and this is old. No man wants to fuck grandma's pussy. 347 00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:12,563 Oh, God. This is a child's birthday party. 348 00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:16,567 I was going to tweeze but if you pluck it, six more will come to its funeral. 349 00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,861 Well, that's what they say. 350 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:23,073 -Bye. -Stop. Please? 351 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,870 -I'm not telling you the whole story. -It gets worse? 352 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:28,954 I dyed it. 353 00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:30,998 And I left it on too long, 354 00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:33,834 -and it's the wrong color. -Okay. 355 00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:38,005 You have ten seconds and then I'm leaving. Ten, nine... 356 00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:40,257 It's red. And when Smith sees it, 357 00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:42,301 I'm going to have to explain why it's red. 358 00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:43,677 Five, four, three-- 359 00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,471 Carrie, I don't think you get the magnitude of this. 360 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:48,641 -Two, one. -I'm Bozo the Bush. 361 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:53,687 Turns out, there is something scarier than a clown. 362 00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:57,233 Elizabeth endured a difficult tracheotomy operation, 363 00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:59,944 hovering near death for three days. 364 00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:04,323 Elizabeth Taylor's story is an epic. And an inspiration. 365 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:09,912 Now is the time for guts and guile. 366 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,998 This is the story of one of Hollywood's-- 367 00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:43,487 -Everything's so nice, Miranda. -Thanks. 368 00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:46,490 I'm real glad everything worked out. 369 00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:50,911 You and Robert. Me and Steve. 'Cause I really love him. 370 00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:59,169 There's my girl. 371 00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:03,465 I got my pipes all warmed up to sing. 372 00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:05,593 -And where's that cake? -I'll get it. 373 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:09,638 Hey, hey, hey. Are you okay? 374 00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:21,191 Okay. 375 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:31,952 Hold up. Hold on. Forget those wimpy little ones. 376 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:34,079 Wait till you see what I got here. 377 00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:36,582 Look at that. Huh? 378 00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:42,546 I love you. I love you, Steve. 379 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,090 I'm sorry, I should never have said that. 380 00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:48,510 It's just that... I love you and I fucked everything up 381 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:50,012 and now it's too late. 382 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:53,974 I'm sorry I'm doing this. I'm sorry. Please don't look at me. 383 00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:59,146 I love you too. 384 00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:03,901 You do? 385 00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:08,238 I mean, come on. 386 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,033 What about Debbie? 387 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:16,413 I know but... Miranda. 388 00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:18,540 You're the one. 389 00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:26,924 -We'll get the cake. -We're getting the candle. 390 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:28,592 Hello. Where is cake? 391 00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:31,428 Will you look at the candle that Steve brought? 392 00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:39,645 Look at the candle. 393 00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:52,950 Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you 394 00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:57,663 Happy birthday, dear Brady 395 00:24:57,746 --> 00:25:01,583 Happy birthday to you 396 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,587 Make a wish, Brady. 397 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:20,019 Did you make a wish? 398 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:24,189 Give me a kiss. 399 00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:28,652 Three weeks later, Miranda and Steve got their wish. 400 00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:30,529 They were back together. 401 00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:38,412 From a one-year-old's birthday party to a 1:00 a.m. dinner party. 402 00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:42,916 Hi. I'm here to meet Aleksandr Petrovsky. 403 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:44,752 Upstairs. 404 00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:08,817 Good evening. 405 00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:13,781 -Don't you mean good morning? -You look lovely. 406 00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:17,951 -Oh, I'm just wearing my pajamas. -You know you're late. 407 00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:21,121 -It's 1:03. -Sorry. I don't wear a watch. 408 00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:23,373 How do you ever know your time? 409 00:26:23,457 --> 00:26:25,793 I find that someone will always tell me. 410 00:26:27,044 --> 00:26:29,046 1:03 did you say? 411 00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:31,256 1:04. 412 00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:38,055 Well, it's very red downstairs. 413 00:26:38,472 --> 00:26:42,643 -Sadly, it's what's expected of Russia. 414 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,270 So, what's all this? 415 00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:48,148 Potatoes, with little dill. 416 00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:49,775 Herring. 417 00:26:50,192 --> 00:26:54,947 Beet salad. More red and veal in aspic. 418 00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:02,037 What exactly is aspic? Kind of a meat Jell-O? 419 00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,498 Try it. It's yummy. 420 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,750 Do you always eat this late at night? 421 00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:09,795 I usually work all night. For me, it's not late. 422 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:13,382 -You work all night painting? -Yeah. Painting, sculpture, whatever. 423 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:16,552 I have a bit of an art question. 424 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:19,471 -As you know, Aleksandr... -Aleksandr. 425 00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:22,850 -Oh. -Aleksandr. 426 00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:25,310 Alexander. 427 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:26,687 Say Alek. 428 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,773 -Alek. -Aleksandr. 429 00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:32,234 Alexander. 430 00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:35,154 -Call me Bob. - Okay. 431 00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:45,372 So, I'm a writer. I write a column for a newspaper. 432 00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:48,208 Congratulations. 433 00:27:57,134 --> 00:27:57,968 Drink? 434 00:27:58,552 --> 00:28:00,429 -Um, what are you drinking? -Water. 435 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:04,391 Oh. In that case, I will have a vodka martini please. 436 00:28:04,892 --> 00:28:06,226 -Thank you. -Merci. 437 00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:08,770 Well, Bob... 438 00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:12,232 This is the latest I've been up in quite a while. 439 00:28:12,482 --> 00:28:14,526 I even had to take a little disco nap. 440 00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:15,861 Do you remember those? 441 00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:21,158 My spies tell me you were quite the regular at Studio 54. 442 00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:23,493 That must have been an amazing time. 443 00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:30,083 Why don't you tell me about that? 444 00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:33,170 What is there to remember? 445 00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:36,548 Martha Graham's face, Andy Warhol's wig. 446 00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:40,510 That's about it. I rarely think about the past. 447 00:28:40,594 --> 00:28:45,265 What I care about... What can happen today, tonight. 448 00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:49,603 What may happen tomorrow. Yes? 449 00:28:51,939 --> 00:28:52,940 Yes. 450 00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:03,659 I have something to show you and I don't want you to freak out. 451 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:11,750 Oh, man. Where'd it all go? 452 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:14,169 -I shaved. -Bummer. 453 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,215 Look. I know you enjoy a full bush. 454 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,884 But there's something I should tell you. 455 00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:24,680 There is one moment in every relationship 456 00:29:25,055 --> 00:29:28,267 where you risk letting someone know the real you. 457 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:31,353 I'm a working woman and I don't have time 458 00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:33,563 for you to be down there searching for it. 459 00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:38,777 So. I wanted to make everything nice and simple. 460 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:41,154 This was not that moment. 461 00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:43,573 How long have you lived in New York? 462 00:29:43,824 --> 00:29:46,785 Long time. Off and on. Paris, London. 463 00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:50,372 A few other places. I like New York. It's honest. 464 00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:51,665 Honest? 465 00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:57,087 There's no big smile on its face. It's dark, painful. I like it. 466 00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:00,215 Okay. You are way too Russian. 467 00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:03,760 You'd get a girl out of bed to tell her you like pain? 468 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:08,390 It's 2:00 in the morning. Lighten up, Bob. 469 00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:10,684 Don't you know any jokes? 470 00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:13,478 More meat? 471 00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:15,439 Fruit and tea. 472 00:30:16,023 --> 00:30:19,067 We sweeten our tea with black cherries. It's good. 473 00:30:20,694 --> 00:30:22,946 Try it. You'll like it. 474 00:30:28,618 --> 00:30:30,871 -Fruit? -I'm not really a fruit person. 475 00:30:30,954 --> 00:30:34,166 Take a banana. Put it in your purse for breakfast. 476 00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:35,250 I insist. 477 00:30:43,425 --> 00:30:47,262 Is that a banana in your purse or are you just very happy to see me? 478 00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:52,225 -Oh, God. -You asked for a joke. 479 00:30:56,772 --> 00:30:58,648 At exactly 3:01, 480 00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:02,069 we pulled up in front of the gallery to see if art was alive... 481 00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:03,653 And awake. 482 00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:10,535 -Oh, my purse. I left it in the cab. -Taxi! Hey! 483 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:17,209 Wait! Hold on! Wait a minute! 484 00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:21,088 Hey! Ho! Ho! Okay! 485 00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:23,507 -What'd you forget? -Here we go. 486 00:31:43,693 --> 00:31:45,570 Do you wanna give her a banana? 487 00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:48,907 Shh. 488 00:31:53,954 --> 00:31:57,707 Of all my odd dates, this was number one. 489 00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:04,589 Taxi! 490 00:32:08,218 --> 00:32:11,012 -Hi, good evening-- -Where you go? Where do you wanna go? 491 00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:28,822 Oh. Where's he going? 492 00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:31,658 I asked him to wait so we can have a proper good night. 493 00:32:32,409 --> 00:32:33,326 Oh. 494 00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:36,705 Well... 495 00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:43,712 -Thanks for dinner. -You're welcome. I live right near here. 496 00:32:44,129 --> 00:32:47,132 -I thought you lived way downtown. -That is near. 497 00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:53,096 Well, you can take the boy out of Studio 54, 498 00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:56,600 but you can't take Studio 54 out of the boy. 499 00:32:56,683 --> 00:33:00,437 You are funny. Light. 500 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:06,234 So. Not tonight, huh? 501 00:33:27,547 --> 00:33:30,133 And he tasted like black cherries.