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-[chattering]
-[camera flashing]
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[Carrie] Two weeks ago,
I had my picture taken.
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[photographer] Look up.
Good, good.
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[upbeat music]
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[Carrie] It was a promotional
photo for my column,
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scheduled to run
on the side of a bus.
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I had misgivings.
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Which were somewhat
mollified
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when they told me
I could keep the dress.
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[laughter]
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Friday night.
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In lieu of any actual
social life of their own,
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Samantha, Miranda,
and Charlotte
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had all stopped by
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to live vicariously through
my first official date
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with Mr. Big.
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Carrie!
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[Samantha]
Oh, honey, it's fabulous.
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Bravo!
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It's tits on toast, baby.
But you make it work.
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-[Samantha laughs]
-Well, let's just say it,
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it's the "naked dress."
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I mean, you're obviously
gonna have sex with him tonight.
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Come on,
it's our first date!
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She's not gonna
have sex.
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She's just gonna
look like sex.
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That's right,
I'm just the trailer.
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Please, if it happens,
it happens.
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-[Samantha] Bottoms up.
-Wait a second.
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[Samantha] Ooh...
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I thought you were serious
about this guy. You can't
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sleep with him
on the first date.
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Oh, God, here she goes again
with "the rules."
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The women who
wrote that book,
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they wrote it because
they couldn't get laid.
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So they constructed
this whole bullshit theory
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to make women who can
get laid feel bad.
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But if you're
serious about a guy,
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then you have to keep
him in a holding pattern
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for at least five dates.
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Oh, you've gone up.
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Yes, because
the number of dates
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that you wait to
have sex with a man
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is directly proportional
to your age.
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Forget the math.
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Just don't fuck on
a first date, you're fine.
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-Third date.
-Too soon!
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[Samantha] Reality check.
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A guy can just as
easily dump you
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if you fuck him
on the first date
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as he can if you
wait until the 10th!
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When have you ever
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been on a 10th date?
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And by then at least you're
emotionally involved.
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[Samantha] Exactly. I mean,
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isn't it better
to find out if the sex
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is good right off the bat,
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before anybody's
feelings get hurt?
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But it's okay to
have hurt feelings.
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And you always handle
those so well.
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Well, there is something
to be said for restraint.
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When did you
become such a Victorian?
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The Victorians were
on to something.
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They valued romance.
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True romance cannot
exist without good sex.
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And yet you can have
good sex with someone
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you don't like or respect.
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Or even remember.
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[buzzing]
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Alright, well, ladies,
I'm just going to dinner.
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Goodnight.
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Bye, have fun.
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Bye.
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The truth is, I was dying
to sleep with him.
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But isn't delayed gratification
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the definition of maturity?
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Interesting dress.
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Meaning?
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Interesting dress.
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[Big chuckles]
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[starting the car]
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[sighs]
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[both sighing]
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[breathy laughs]
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Don't worry. I'm perfectly
capable of restraining myself.
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So am I.
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[Carrie]
I can't be hemmed in by rules.
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I go with my emotions.
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I mean, some of the greatest
romances of all time
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began with sex on
the first date...
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I bet.
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I will not be
the first one to speak.
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And if he never
calls me again,
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I'll always think
of him fondly...
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As an asshole.
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That was really...
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I mean, can you believe we,
on the first date?
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I mean, I didn't
plan that, you know. I...
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[Big laughs]
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What do you think?
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Well... [groans]
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-Oh...
-[exhales]
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Uh, I thought it was
pretty fucking great.
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[sighs] But what do I know?
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You feel like
having some Szechuan?
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[speaking in foreign language]
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[Carrie] Had Mr. Big
discovered my weakness
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for great sex
and greasy Chinese?
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Or was going out to dinner
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simply a diversionary
tactic to keep me
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from spending the night?
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Before I was able to completely
indulge my paranoia...
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It was my pal, Mike Singer.
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We've known each other
for ten years,
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but never had sex,
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because we want to know each
other for another ten years.
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Hey!
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Carrie, what are you doing here?
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-Well, I'm with, umm...
-Oh, that's him.
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No, no, I'll tell you all about
it later. I'll tell you later.
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-[Carrie sighs]
-You look great.
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-Not too naked?
-Uh...
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Just naked enough.
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Hmm...
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Hi, I'm Carrie Bradshaw.
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I'm an old friend of Mike's.
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I'm Libby Biyalick.
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It's so nice to
finally meet a friend.
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So, I'll call you.
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Okay, great.
Well, have a good dinner.
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Nice to meet you.
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I left the table wondering why
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Mike didn't want to
introduce me to his date.
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[man]
Jab, cross! Again! Jab, cross!
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[Carrie]
That very same night,
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something absolutely
amazing happened to Miranda.
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[man]
Come on! Jab, cross, kick!
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-[Ted groans]
-[Miranda screaming]
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Oh my God, oh my God!
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean--
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[Carrie]
She met someone in gym class.
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Are you...?
Oh, God.
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[Miranda laughing]
Are you sure you're okay?
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[Ted laughs] I'm fine, really.
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So, what exactly about
my head pissed you off?
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[inhales] I wish there was
something I could do.
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Well, you could buy
me dinner sometime.
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-And a CAT scan.
-[giggles]
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[Carrie]
His name was Ted Baker.
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He was 32 years old,
a sports medicine doctor
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with an apartment overlooking
the Natural History Museum.
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Three prior serious
relationships,
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none resulting in marriage.
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[kisses]
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A kiss to make it better.
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So, really,
can I call you sometime?
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Sure.
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He left a message on
my machine when I got home.
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He wants to go out
this week.
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Hey, that's fantastic!
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No, it's too quick.
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I think maybe that
kick in his head
scrambled his brains.
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No, too quick is sleeping
with him on the first date.
That's too quick.
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You both got excited
and you went for it.
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Stop blaming yourself.
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No, I don't blame myself.
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-I blame the dress, the dress.
-[Miranda laughs]
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The dress led me on,
it had a life of its own.
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Oh, then we went to this
Chinese restaurant afterwards,
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and you'll never
guess who I ran into.
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-Who?
-Mike Singer, out on a date.
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The whole world's in love.
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Oh. I'm not sure, I don't know.
He was acting
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very weird. Like, he, uh...
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like he didn't want me
to meet her or something.
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What's her name?
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[Carrie]
Her name was Libby Biyalick.
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Mike told me everything
that afternoon,
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while I helped him
pick out sheets
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at Bed Bath & Beyond.
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So, how long have
you been seeing her?
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A while.
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-Is this a painful topic?
-[sighs]
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No, it's just, she's not
someone I date openly.
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Why, is she married?
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[laughs] No.
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Is she a cousin?
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No.
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Look, the thing is,
she's smart,
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she's incredibly sweet,
and the sex is great.
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Well, she's just not
the one I see myself with.
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Why not?
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It was about
three months ago.
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Mike had been dumped
by Fiona Brooks,
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a cellist for the Philharmonic,
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who he was trying to forget
as quickly as possible.
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They had both loved to cook,
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and shopping for the week
was a Saturday morning ritual.
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So he was feeling
particularly vulnerable when...
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[Libby]
Care to try some aged
sheep's milk cheese
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from the Tyrolean Alps?
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Thanks.
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Mmm, it's good.
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It's made by monks.
[soft laughs]
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-Really?
-Trappist monks. [soft laughs]
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Fresh goat cheese from
the Napa Valley.
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It's delicious.
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L'explorateur.
[laughs]
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It's a triple
crème from France.
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[sighs]
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[light giggle]
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[groans]
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[Carrie] Mike found himself
very uninhibited.
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Since he didn't think
Libby was that gorgeous,
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there wasn't any pressure.
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[breathing heavily]
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[Mike chuckles]
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[Carrie] The next morning,
he woke up and felt at ease,
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very relaxed.
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I'm a creative director
of an ad agency,
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but eventually I'd love
to have my own shop.
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I'd love to have
my own shop, too.
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Well, cheese shop, I mean.
[giggles]
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[Carrie]
She was one of the only
women he'd ever met
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who he felt he could
just be with.
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So what's the problem?
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Look, she's not beautiful,
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and we don't have
a lot in common.
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I mean, you know, most
of her friends are in dairy.
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But she's
warm, and unpretentious,
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and it is the best sex
I've ever had in my life.
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What are you afraid of?
What other people
are going to think?
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Look, all I know is that
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she's not the right woman
for me in the larger sense.
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So I keep her a secret.
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[Carrie] I couldn't decide
whether Mike was being
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shallow or honest.
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But the question
nagged me for days.
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How many of us out there
are having great sex
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with people we're ashamed to
introduce to our friends?
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Have I ever had fabulous
sex with someone
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I didn't want to admit to?
Hmm...
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Mm. Did I ever tell you about
that jazz musician
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who lived with
his mother in Queens?
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Yeah, Alex.
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What about the window washer?
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The one who doesn't
wear any underwear?
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I met this gorgeous kid
in Spy Bar last year.
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He turned out to
be in high school.
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Evidently, Samantha
had had lots of sex,
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none of which was secret.
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Fine, it just proves that
I'm not ashamed of anyone
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who I've slept with.
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Okay, here it is.
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Up here.
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Oh, you look--
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Naked.
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[Carrie] There it was,
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00:11:27,010 --> 00:11:28,022
the dress that lead me down
259
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,021
the garden path with Mr. Big.
260
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,020
I shouldn't
be embarrassed?
261
00:11:32,022 --> 00:11:34,016
No, you look fabulous!
262
00:11:34,018 --> 00:11:37,001
Besides, there's no such
thing as bad publicity.
263
00:11:37,003 --> 00:11:38,023
Yeah. You would say that,
you're a publicist.
264
00:11:39,001 --> 00:11:42,001
You know, we need to go
someplace absolutely fabulous
265
00:11:42,003 --> 00:11:43,021
where we can toast you,
where the bus goes by.
266
00:11:43,023 --> 00:11:45,001
And you can invite Mr. Big.
267
00:11:45,003 --> 00:11:47,007
No, no, I don't think so.
I haven't heard from him
268
00:11:47,009 --> 00:11:48,013
since we spent
the night together.
269
00:11:48,015 --> 00:11:50,003
Oh, sweetie, forget about him.
270
00:11:50,005 --> 00:11:52,011
You are going to be on
the side of a bus.
271
00:11:52,013 --> 00:11:54,022
Ten million men are going
to be drooling over you
272
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,001
every morning on
their way to work.
273
00:11:57,003 --> 00:11:59,023
It's the best personal ad
I've ever seen in my life.
274
00:12:00,001 --> 00:12:02,001
[Carrie]
Samantha had a particular knack
275
00:12:02,003 --> 00:12:05,003
for turning a desperate
situation into a hopeless one.
276
00:12:05,005 --> 00:12:07,018
Oh, speaking of secret sex,
277
00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:10,021
did Charlotte ever tell
you about the rabbi?
278
00:12:10,023 --> 00:12:11,022
The rabbi?
279
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,022
Excuse me?
280
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,012
You know who I'm
talking about.
281
00:12:14,014 --> 00:12:16,007
I cannot believe that
the two of you came down here
282
00:12:16,009 --> 00:12:17,014
to interrogate me at work!
283
00:12:17,016 --> 00:12:19,013
I'm sorry, it's my fault.
284
00:12:19,015 --> 00:12:22,010
[sighs] Anyway,
he wasn't a rabbi.
285
00:12:22,012 --> 00:12:25,008
He was a Hasidic folk
artist from Brooklyn.
286
00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:28,005
Close enough.
287
00:12:28,007 --> 00:12:30,022
[Carrie] Evidently, Charlotte
had seen Shmuel's work
288
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,003
in an exhibition,
289
00:12:32,005 --> 00:12:36,004
and scheduled an appointment
to meet him at his studio.
290
00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:40,007
These are outstanding,
so much life.
291
00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:42,019
You have a beautiful
way with light.
292
00:12:42,021 --> 00:12:44,008
Thank you.
293
00:12:45,010 --> 00:12:48,002
[lively music]
294
00:12:51,018 --> 00:12:54,009
Now this one is really special.
295
00:12:54,011 --> 00:12:56,006
That's my Yeshiva.
296
00:12:57,021 --> 00:13:00,023
I wanted to capture
the exuberance of youth.
297
00:13:01,001 --> 00:13:04,013
[Carrie]
Charlotte quickly became
intoxicated by his talent,
298
00:13:04,015 --> 00:13:08,000
his strangeness
and the smell of his wool.
299
00:13:08,002 --> 00:13:09,017
Magical.
300
00:13:13,013 --> 00:13:16,008
-[music rising]
-[groans]
301
00:13:16,010 --> 00:13:19,006
[Carrie]
It was so sexy, so forbidden.
302
00:13:19,008 --> 00:13:21,008
Daddy's little
Episcopalian princess
303
00:13:21,010 --> 00:13:24,014
in the arms of one
of God's chosen people.
304
00:13:25,022 --> 00:13:29,020
We would talk about art
and sex and the Torah.
305
00:13:29,022 --> 00:13:32,008
Well, why didn't you
introduce him to anybody?
306
00:13:32,010 --> 00:13:33,021
I was embarrassed.
307
00:13:33,023 --> 00:13:35,012
I mean, I couldn't
really date him.
308
00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:37,006
And he couldn't date me.
309
00:13:37,008 --> 00:13:38,021
I mean, what would people think?
310
00:13:38,023 --> 00:13:41,020
If the sex is good,
who cares what anybody thinks?
311
00:13:41,022 --> 00:13:45,002
Now you cannot put
this in your column. Promise?
312
00:13:45,004 --> 00:13:46,008
I promise.
313
00:13:46,010 --> 00:13:49,014
[Carrie]
Was secret sex the ultimate
form of intimacy,
314
00:13:49,016 --> 00:13:51,009
since it existed
in a pure state,
315
00:13:51,011 --> 00:13:53,018
exempt from the judgment
of the world?
316
00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:56,013
Or is it just another way in
which we deny our feelings
317
00:13:56,015 --> 00:14:00,002
and emotionally
compartmentalize our lives?
318
00:14:00,004 --> 00:14:02,007
[phone ringing]
319
00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:05,014
Hello?
320
00:14:05,016 --> 00:14:07,006
Do you miss me yet?
321
00:14:07,008 --> 00:14:08,017
Who is this?
322
00:14:08,019 --> 00:14:10,009
[Big]
How've you been?
323
00:14:10,011 --> 00:14:13,011
Oh, great.
324
00:14:13,013 --> 00:14:15,017
Fabulous, fantastic actually,
and you?
325
00:14:15,019 --> 00:14:19,016
Well, at the risk
of sounding trite...
326
00:14:21,005 --> 00:14:24,002
I haven't been able to
stop thinking about you.
327
00:14:24,004 --> 00:14:25,014
I adore trite.
328
00:14:25,016 --> 00:14:28,001
[laughs]
329
00:14:28,003 --> 00:14:31,005
Listen, we should have
a real first date.
330
00:14:31,007 --> 00:14:33,016
You know, the traditional
American type.
331
00:14:33,018 --> 00:14:35,005
Dinner and a movie.
332
00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:37,018
Of course, knowing us,
we'll skip the movie.
333
00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:40,002
Just as long as we
don't skip dinner.
334
00:14:41,017 --> 00:14:42,016
What a relief.
335
00:14:42,018 --> 00:14:45,003
I had just escaped the sex
on the first date curse.
336
00:14:45,005 --> 00:14:46,008
Whew!
337
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:49,001
[Carrie]
That weekend, I was out
with a man whose name
338
00:14:49,003 --> 00:14:51,005
I wanted to shout
from the rooftops.
339
00:14:51,007 --> 00:14:53,000
Let me get this straight,
340
00:14:53,002 --> 00:14:56,015
your picture is going
to be on a bus?
341
00:14:56,017 --> 00:14:58,003
That's right.
342
00:14:58,005 --> 00:15:01,000
A cross town bus,
or a downtown bus?
343
00:15:01,002 --> 00:15:03,010
The M2.
It goes right down Fifth.
344
00:15:04,011 --> 00:15:05,018
That's a good line.
345
00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:07,002
I'm getting together
a group of my friends
346
00:15:07,004 --> 00:15:09,004
tomorrow afternoon
to watch it go by.
347
00:15:09,006 --> 00:15:12,000
I thought, maybe if you
weren't doing anything--
348
00:15:12,002 --> 00:15:14,004
[man] Hey, how are you?
349
00:15:14,006 --> 00:15:17,002
Hey, how are you?
It's good to see you.
350
00:15:17,004 --> 00:15:19,000
-You remember Phyllis.
-Of course, Phyllis.
351
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,003
-How are you?
-Everything good?
352
00:15:21,005 --> 00:15:23,013
Yeah, everything's dandy.
353
00:15:23,015 --> 00:15:25,005
[man]
Well, that's what I hear.
354
00:15:27,022 --> 00:15:30,007
-So, uh, good to see you.
-Good to see you again.
355
00:15:30,009 --> 00:15:33,001
-Good seeing you.
-Bye-bye, cheers.
356
00:15:35,023 --> 00:15:37,016
-Who was that?
-Just some guy
357
00:15:37,018 --> 00:15:39,012
I skied with in Aspen.
358
00:15:39,014 --> 00:15:41,003
[Carrie]
I didn't understand.
359
00:15:41,005 --> 00:15:44,000
Had I suddenly become
the invisible woman?
360
00:15:44,002 --> 00:15:46,018
I tried not to let it
bother me.
361
00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:48,012
I also tried not to
let it bother me
362
00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:50,011
that he took me
back to Fung Wa,
363
00:15:50,013 --> 00:15:53,006
scene of our
post-coital dinner.
364
00:15:53,008 --> 00:15:55,009
Oh, I can't make
your party tomorrow.
365
00:15:55,011 --> 00:15:56,015
Oh, no.
366
00:15:56,017 --> 00:15:58,012
I wanted to introduce you
to some of my friends.
367
00:15:58,014 --> 00:16:01,012
Well, I'll be home
later if you miss me.
368
00:16:02,017 --> 00:16:04,016
[Carrie]
As I surveyed the room,
369
00:16:04,018 --> 00:16:06,018
I realized it smelled
like a cheap date
370
00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:09,011
you don't want
anyone to meet.
371
00:16:09,013 --> 00:16:11,005
I told Mr. Big
I was on a deadline
372
00:16:11,007 --> 00:16:12,006
and I had to get home.
373
00:16:12,008 --> 00:16:14,019
[phone ringing]
374
00:16:14,021 --> 00:16:17,008
-Hello?
-Listen, I have a question.
375
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,012
Of all the restaurants
in Manhattan,
376
00:16:19,014 --> 00:16:21,007
why did you take
Libby to Fung Wa?
377
00:16:21,009 --> 00:16:22,022
Well, it's pretty obscure.
378
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000
Not much of a chance of
running into anybody I know.
379
00:16:25,002 --> 00:16:26,016
[Carrie]
So, you mean
it's the kind of a place
380
00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:29,008
that men take women
they don't want to be
seen with in public?
381
00:16:29,010 --> 00:16:31,001
[Mike]
Yes, it is perfect for that.
382
00:16:31,003 --> 00:16:33,002
Oh, sorry. [laughs]
383
00:16:33,004 --> 00:16:34,016
[Carrie]
The evidence was mounting.
384
00:16:34,018 --> 00:16:36,008
Was it possible
that I had become
385
00:16:36,010 --> 00:16:38,016
Mr. Big's secret sex girl?
386
00:16:39,010 --> 00:16:40,012
The next morning,
387
00:16:40,014 --> 00:16:44,000
Miranda discovered a shocking
sex secret of her own.
388
00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:46,010
She had just spent a
wonderful night with Ted,
389
00:16:46,012 --> 00:16:47,022
who had to leave early
in the morning
390
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,014
to catch a flight to D.C.
for a spinal conference.
391
00:16:50,016 --> 00:16:52,010
I can go home, it's no big deal.
392
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:55,001
No, stay, it's 6:00 a.m.
393
00:16:57,012 --> 00:17:00,023
I'll be back tonight.
Want to do something?
394
00:17:01,001 --> 00:17:03,008
-I'd love to.
-Alright, I'll call you at work.
395
00:17:03,010 --> 00:17:04,019
Have a good flight.
396
00:17:11,023 --> 00:17:14,001
[Carrie]
Miranda waited for
the dead bolt to drop,
397
00:17:14,003 --> 00:17:17,009
and then used the opportunity
to ransack Ted's apartment
398
00:17:17,011 --> 00:17:20,000
and look for pictures
of old girlfriends.
399
00:17:23,013 --> 00:17:26,016
She was not at all prepared
for what she found.
400
00:17:32,023 --> 00:17:37,020
Yeah? Do you feel
your cock where it wants to e
every night?
401
00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:39,023
Every single night
when you come home
402
00:17:40,001 --> 00:17:41,021
and everything's done
in the house
403
00:17:41,023 --> 00:17:43,021
and I've been doing
it all day long...
404
00:17:43,023 --> 00:17:45,017
I don't know what to do.
405
00:17:45,019 --> 00:17:47,002
I can't admit to
having found this,
406
00:17:47,004 --> 00:17:49,018
but now I don't know
if I want to see him again.
407
00:17:49,020 --> 00:17:52,018
How can you judge him
until you spank him?
408
00:17:53,011 --> 00:17:54,015
I'm only kidding.
409
00:17:54,017 --> 00:17:58,009
But, I mean, obviously
this is what he's into.
410
00:17:58,011 --> 00:18:00,019
Maybe it's just
his fantasy life.
411
00:18:00,021 --> 00:18:03,007
[man groaning on video]
412
00:18:03,009 --> 00:18:04,010
[Carrie] Later that day,
413
00:18:04,012 --> 00:18:06,010
the cream of New York
gathered to toast
414
00:18:06,012 --> 00:18:08,002
the maiden voyage of my bus.
415
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:09,009
Where's Mr. Big?
416
00:18:09,011 --> 00:18:11,001
Oh, he couldn't make it.
417
00:18:11,003 --> 00:18:12,015
What do you mean
he couldn't make it?
418
00:18:12,017 --> 00:18:14,007
I don't know,
it's a work thing.
419
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:16,006
Oh, but this is your bus party!
420
00:18:16,008 --> 00:18:18,017
Oh, I told you,
you shouldn't have...
421
00:18:18,019 --> 00:18:20,015
Well, never mind.
422
00:18:20,017 --> 00:18:23,017
What, he's not here
because I slept with
him on the first date?
423
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:26,011
Basically, yes.
When you sleep with a man
on the first date,
424
00:18:26,013 --> 00:18:28,008
the relationship will never be
anything more than just sex.
425
00:18:28,010 --> 00:18:30,014
-Uh-huh.
-[Carrie] Okay, thank you.
426
00:18:30,016 --> 00:18:31,018
-Cheers!
-Cheers!
427
00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:33,011
[Carrie]
I didn't want to admit
that she was right.
428
00:18:33,013 --> 00:18:35,003
[Samantha]
Ah, here it comes,
here it comes!
429
00:18:35,005 --> 00:18:37,021
[Carrie]
I just wanted to see my bus
and get the hell out of there.
430
00:18:39,016 --> 00:18:41,015
-Oh, shit.
-[Mike] Carrie!
431
00:18:41,017 --> 00:18:44,000
-Hi, did I miss it?
-Hey! Hi.
432
00:18:44,002 --> 00:18:45,004
Not yet, no.
433
00:18:45,006 --> 00:18:46,020
Hey, I thought you were
going to bring Libby...
434
00:18:46,022 --> 00:18:48,017
Oh, yeah. I finally asked her
to join me in public
435
00:18:48,019 --> 00:18:50,014
and she turns me down.
436
00:18:50,016 --> 00:18:51,021
Why?
437
00:18:51,023 --> 00:18:53,001
She told me that she
met somebody else
438
00:18:53,003 --> 00:18:54,022
who doesn't have
my problems with intimacy.
439
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,007
Oh, I'm sorry.
440
00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:58,001
[Samantha] Uh! Quiet,
441
00:18:58,003 --> 00:18:59,018
here you come!
442
00:19:07,007 --> 00:19:08,020
[Samantha and Charlotte]
Ohh...
443
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:13,013
Aw, don't worry, sweetie,
don't worry. Eh...
444
00:19:13,015 --> 00:19:15,014
Nobody in New York
notices a bus
445
00:19:15,016 --> 00:19:17,006
until it's about to hit them.
446
00:19:17,008 --> 00:19:18,020
That's right.
447
00:19:19,015 --> 00:19:20,015
[Carrie] Meanwhile,
448
00:19:20,017 --> 00:19:23,009
Miranda spent another
wonderful evening with Ted
449
00:19:23,011 --> 00:19:25,014
and began to re-evaluate
her options.
450
00:19:25,016 --> 00:19:28,017
That was one of
the most amazing meals
451
00:19:28,019 --> 00:19:30,021
I have ever had. Thank you.
452
00:19:30,023 --> 00:19:32,006
My pleasure.
453
00:19:33,016 --> 00:19:37,014
You know,
I missed you today.
454
00:19:37,016 --> 00:19:40,009
-You did?
-[Ted chuckles]
455
00:19:40,011 --> 00:19:41,019
I guess I've just been
waiting all this time
456
00:19:41,021 --> 00:19:43,012
for a good kick in the head.
457
00:19:43,014 --> 00:19:46,002
And here I thought that
all you really wanted
458
00:19:46,004 --> 00:19:48,020
was a good spanking.
459
00:19:48,022 --> 00:19:50,014
Excuse me?
460
00:19:50,016 --> 00:19:52,008
You heard me.
461
00:19:56,015 --> 00:19:58,003
Oh.
462
00:19:58,005 --> 00:20:00,010
[soft laughs]
463
00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:05,013
[Carrie]
Ted didn't take Miranda
home that night.
464
00:20:05,015 --> 00:20:09,001
He never took her calls
or returned her messages.
465
00:20:09,003 --> 00:20:12,010
And she never saw him
at the gym again.
466
00:20:14,003 --> 00:20:15,019
Very late that night,
467
00:20:15,021 --> 00:20:19,000
fueled by a massive
quantity of champagne,
468
00:20:19,002 --> 00:20:22,008
I decided to say
goodbye to Mr. Big.
469
00:20:27,005 --> 00:20:28,008
I just came here
to tell you that
470
00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:31,001
if you're embarrassed
or ashamed
471
00:20:31,003 --> 00:20:33,005
to be involved
with me in any way,
472
00:20:33,007 --> 00:20:35,014
that we can no longer
see each other.
473
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:37,022
The truth is, I blamed myself.
474
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,014
I wore the naked dress
on our first date,
475
00:20:40,016 --> 00:20:42,016
I slept with him too fast,
476
00:20:42,018 --> 00:20:46,016
and now I'm on a Fifth Avenue
bus with a penis on my head.
477
00:20:46,018 --> 00:20:49,010
[clears throat]
What are you talking about?
478
00:20:49,012 --> 00:20:51,020
You won't introduce me
to your friends,
479
00:20:51,022 --> 00:20:53,020
you bring me back
to that restaurant
480
00:20:53,022 --> 00:20:56,018
where men take women they
don't want to be seen with,
481
00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:58,019
you won't come out
and meet my friends.
482
00:20:58,021 --> 00:21:00,013
You have me in a niche.
483
00:21:00,015 --> 00:21:02,014
Certain events,
certain restaurants,
484
00:21:02,016 --> 00:21:03,018
certain people.
485
00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:07,023
Like I'm only a particular
fragment of the kind of person
486
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:10,014
you think that you
should be dating.
487
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:14,019
But I've only gotten to know
a particular fragment.
488
00:21:14,021 --> 00:21:17,010
Although, I'm beginning
to know more.
489
00:21:17,012 --> 00:21:18,015
No, this is not me.
490
00:21:18,017 --> 00:21:22,010
This is me reacting to
your perception of me.
491
00:21:23,004 --> 00:21:25,009
[inhales] Oh, okay.
492
00:21:27,007 --> 00:21:29,016
Well... [exhales]
493
00:21:29,018 --> 00:21:31,002
I think Fung Wa's is
494
00:21:31,004 --> 00:21:32,012
the best Chinese food
495
00:21:32,014 --> 00:21:35,012
in the city, so that's
why we went there.
496
00:21:35,014 --> 00:21:37,009
And, uh...
497
00:21:37,011 --> 00:21:41,005
Oh... The guy we met
in the street,
498
00:21:41,007 --> 00:21:42,014
I couldn't
remember his name,
499
00:21:42,016 --> 00:21:44,013
which possibly means
I have Alzheimer's.
500
00:21:44,015 --> 00:21:46,014
So that's what that was about.
501
00:21:46,016 --> 00:21:50,018
And this afternoon
I had courtside tickets
502
00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:52,014
to the Knicks,
503
00:21:52,016 --> 00:21:56,014
and that's all folks!
504
00:21:56,016 --> 00:21:59,019
[Carrie] I should have been
jumping for joy,
505
00:21:59,021 --> 00:22:02,005
but I only felt
a hard knot of fear.
506
00:22:02,007 --> 00:22:04,002
[Big exhales]
507
00:22:04,022 --> 00:22:06,019
So you and me...
508
00:22:08,002 --> 00:22:10,010
Then maybe
this is for real?
509
00:22:14,015 --> 00:22:16,010
Could be...
510
00:22:23,020 --> 00:22:25,016
[Carrie laughs]