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Someone once said
that when one door shuts
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a window opens.
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Big and I had shut our door,
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but our window was open
and blowing a great breeze.
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People don't
dress up anymore.
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Like with waistcoats.
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And watch fobs.
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I'm gonna bring back
the watch fob.
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A man with a plan.
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Smoke, please.
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Now that Big and I weren't
playing the dating game,
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we were free to just play,
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and it had never been better.
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Oh!
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Where is it?
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Wow, impressive.
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The ladies enjoy
sleight of hand.
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And the watch fob.
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Meanwhile, 35 blocks north,
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at Dr. And Mrs. Young's
cocktail party,
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another set of ex's
were enjoying the view.
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Look at all the shades of green
in the hillside,
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it's so beautiful.
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What's beautiful is your ass
in that skirt.
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-Trey.
-Well, it is.
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Now that Trey and
Charlotte had opened the door
of communication,
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Trey wanted to get in...
Everywhere.
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I'd like to do some very
dirty things to you right now.
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We're at Winky and Bob's
cocktail party,
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and I'm your estranged wife.
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Well, my estranged wife
has a damn fine ass.
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I think it's really great
how up for things
you've been lately.
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-But we are in public.
-Hm.
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So, why don't we get our coats,
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and go back to your place,
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because my ass will be
damn fine there, too.
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Mmm...
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For a radiologist,
he's awfully full of himself.
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His wife is even worse.
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They were passed over
for three Park Avenue co-ops
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because of that yippie dog.
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That's what you get for
overbreeding the Pekinese.
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Certain behavior will keep you
from getting into a co-op.
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And certain behavior
is almost assured
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to get you kicked out of one.
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The entire surgical staff
of Lenox Hill Hospital
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is in the next room.
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They'll understand,
this is an emergency.
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Well, at least close the door.
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While Charlotte
walked through her door,
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I reached mine
and kept it firmly closed.
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Okay then, Houdini.
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I'll walk you up.
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I think I got it from here.
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Then I'll watch from down here
in case you trip.
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What's with the...
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There will be no...
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Okay, you're the boss.
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But I'm always
available for the...
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Nighty night.
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Have you guys ever done it
in a restaurant bathroom?
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-Lotus.
-Sparks.
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Somewhere over Chicago.
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She said restaurant bathroom.
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There were warm nuts involved.
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-Classy.
-How 'bout a coat room?
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-Lotus.
-My last birthday party.
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I'm out. Syrup?
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Are these
theoretical questions
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or are you
getting busy, Missy?
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Trey and I,
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coat room, Friday,
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bistro bathroom last night.
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-But I thought he couldn't--
-Well,
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apparently he can,
all over Manhattan.
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Well, this is
a very happy development.
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No, no, it's not,
we're not even together anymore.
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Doesn't sound
that way to me.
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We're supposed to be getting
to know each other again, not--
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Not...
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Fucking against a hand dryer?
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It's so confusing.
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Are we dating
or are we back together?
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Is he my boyfriend
or my lover?
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Or my ex-husband
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whom I have sex with
occasionally in coat rooms?
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And bathrooms.
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all of the above.
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Oh, who cares what you are,
just enjoy it.
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No, I need to know
where we're going.
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Yes. We'd like to know
where you're going as well,
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since evidently,
you'll be having sex there.
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Why do you
have to define it?
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He's my husband,
we were defined by law.
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Now it's all blurry,
it's so hard.
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Thank your lucky stars.
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Oh, enough about me.
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What did you do this weekend?
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Monkey Bar.
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Fun!
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With whom?
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Big.
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The bar, not the bathroom.
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So you and Big
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are really friends
or something?
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-Yeah.
-Friends...
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-Or something.
-Easy, prosecutor.
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Well, don't you think
you should define
what you're doing with him?
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-Charlotte didn't have to.
-Charlotte married the guy.
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We're undefinable.
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She's sleeping with him.
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I am not sleeping with him.
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We're just...
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hanging out.
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It's fun, in fact, you know,
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now that the pressure's off,
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we're finally just
enjoying each other.
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-It's good.
-It's a slippery slope, Carrie.
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Without boundaries,
you never know
what's gonna happen.
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Yeah, we might actually--
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Have fun.
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Have fun, just don't
have amnesia.
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-Exactly.
-Hey...
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Can we lighten up
on the boundary talk?
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I'm fine.
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Jeez.
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Are you thinking about
sleeping with him?
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No.
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You hesitated.
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I was swallowing.
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The Eskimo have hundreds
of words for snow.
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And we've invented three times
that many words
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for relationship.
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But the more words we invent,
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the harder it becomes
to define things.
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In a world where you can
date without sex,
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screw without dating,
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and in the end keep most of
your sex partners as friends
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long after the screwing
is over,
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what really defines
a relationship?
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That night, Miranda let
her boundaries down with Doug,
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a cartoonist for
The New Yorker.
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They had been dating
for about a month.
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Miranda didn't know
what they were,
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but she knew it felt good.
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It was a morning of firsts.
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It was the first time
Doug had spent the night...
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And the first time a man
had peed in front of her.
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That night, we went
to Charlotte's gallery
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for the opening of an exhibit
by Maria Diega Reyes,
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the Brazilian artist.
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He just whipped it out.
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I'm brushing,
I look over, he's peeing.
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At least you can probably say
he's your boyfriend,
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only a boyfriend
would do that.
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I don't want a boyfriend
who does that.
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It's never okay to do that.
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Wait your turn,
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shut the door,
do your business.
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Oh, this is perfect.
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"Ms. Boundaries" has found
"Mr. No Boundaries."
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Do you like it?
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-I do.
-Hm.
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It's the artist's favorite.
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Do you know her?
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Ooh, I am her.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I should have--
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Samantha.
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Maria.
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I have a bone to pick with you.
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I came ready to buy
and look...
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All these red dots,
there's nothing left.
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That's never bad news
for the artist.
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But I have many more
in my loft,
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if you ever want to
come down, take a look.
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Yeah, I will and soon,
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before those get sold out
from underneath me as well.
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-It's a deal.
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-So, now a...
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-non art-related question.
-Oh.
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Where are all the hot guys?
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Maria.
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Oh.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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It is stunning, all of it.
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I'm so proud of you, chica.
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Enjoy!
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-It's my ex.
-Oh.
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Oh, and,
about the hot guys...
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No hot guys.
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Well, that's good for you,
but what's in it for me?
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The next night,
my ex introduced me
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to a tiny jazz club
in the East Village.
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Aren't these cats amazing?
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Cats?
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Listen up, baby,
we're below 14th Street.
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Okay, baby.
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There I was, inches away
from my ex-boyfriend,
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friend, whatever,
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lusting after a bass player.
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You want another drink?
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Huh?
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-Do you want another drink?
-Yeah, yeah.
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Thank you very much.
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We're gonna
take a short break,
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when we come back,
if you're nice...
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we'll play another set or two.
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Apparently,
everyone in the universe
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wanted me to define
my relationship with Big.
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What do you think?
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I like it... baby.
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Didn't think I had that
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groovy jazz club
in me, did you?
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No.
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Hey. Hey man...
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-You were really great.
-No, not great,
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I'm just trying to keep up.
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No, you were great.
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You know jazz?
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No.
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Can I buy you a drink?
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No, I'm all set,
I own the place.
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It's the only way
they'll let me play.
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I can't keep a beat so at least
I can drink for free.
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-Ray King.
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Hi, I'm Carrie.
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Um, Carrie Bradshaw.
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Jazz neophyte.
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Um, oh, sorry, this is--
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You're running low.
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-Joey, Glenlivet.
Coming right up!
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So, you own this place?
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I do.
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I own this, one uptown.
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Helluva lot of mortgages.
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...Cuatro on ice, white wine...
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Well...
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Jeez, I gotta go.
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You heading uptown?
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Yes, yes, I am.
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Oh, do you need a ride?
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-That'd be great.
-I'll call my car.
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This time of night?
Cabs are lined up outside.
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So, then we'll take a cab.
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Okay, we'll take a cab.
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Okay.
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You sure your bass
is gonna be okay?
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Oh yeah, sleeps at the club
all the time.
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Sometimes it even hooks up
with the snare drum.
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Cabs are bullshit.
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Listen, can I
get your number?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Uh, sure, let me just...
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I'm a writer with no pen.
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Eek.
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-Thank you.
-No problem.
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6-7-3-9.
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I know.
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This is-- Yeah, this is me.
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Thank you.
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-Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you.
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Bye.
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Hey. Hey.
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What are you doing?
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-What do you mean?
-You know what I mean.
267
00:12:24,019 --> 00:12:26,019
Now he's gonna think
we're together.
268
00:12:26,020 --> 00:12:28,010
What, you like the pork pie hat?
269
00:12:28,012 --> 00:12:29,012
That's not the point.
270
00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:31,005
Well, I'll tell ya,
he had some breath on him.
271
00:12:31,008 --> 00:12:32,998
Oh, his breath was fine.
272
00:12:33,006 --> 00:12:34,016
Are you kidding?
273
00:12:34,018 --> 00:12:37,998
It was like
he had a bad burger
with BB King in '75.
274
00:12:38,006 --> 00:12:40,006
Alright.
275
00:12:40,011 --> 00:12:43,011
We gotta figure out
what we're doing here.
276
00:12:43,016 --> 00:12:44,016
What are we doing?
277
00:12:44,018 --> 00:12:46,008
What are we?
278
00:12:46,009 --> 00:12:47,999
We're friends, how's that?
279
00:12:48,004 --> 00:12:49,024
What kind of friends?
280
00:12:49,022 --> 00:12:52,002
Oh. Friends who listen to jazz,
281
00:12:52,006 --> 00:12:53,016
friends who eat pizza.
282
00:12:53,021 --> 00:12:55,011
Friends who...
283
00:12:55,016 --> 00:12:57,996
Oh, no, there will be no...
284
00:12:58,005 --> 00:12:58,995
Oh.
285
00:12:59,005 --> 00:13:00,995
Carrie likes a jazz man.
286
00:13:01,005 --> 00:13:02,005
Jazz...
287
00:13:02,008 --> 00:13:04,018
All right, that's it,
I'm going upstairs.
288
00:13:04,021 --> 00:13:06,021
-Suit yourself.
-I have to go to sleep.
289
00:13:07,001 --> 00:13:08,021
Nighty night.
290
00:13:20,011 --> 00:13:21,021
But I couldn't sleep.
291
00:13:21,022 --> 00:13:25,012
My bizarre "ménage à taxi"
was haunting me.
292
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:32,019
Hello?
293
00:13:42,018 --> 00:13:45,018
You know, when I hear
that song, I think of you.
294
00:13:45,017 --> 00:13:47,017
I don't even know you,
how fucked up is that?
295
00:13:47,019 --> 00:13:49,019
Well, that's good.
296
00:13:51,022 --> 00:13:54,012
Oh, can you hang on a second?
297
00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:55,017
Yeah.
298
00:13:55,022 --> 00:13:57,022
Okay.
299
00:13:57,022 --> 00:13:59,022
-Hello?
What are you doing?
300
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,010
I can't talk right now.
301
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,018
What, you're on the other line?
302
00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:04,000
Yes, yes, I am.
303
00:14:04,006 --> 00:14:05,006
Pork pie?
304
00:14:05,015 --> 00:14:06,015
Look, I gotta go.
305
00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:07,020
Tell him he needs mints.
306
00:14:08,001 --> 00:14:08,021
I'm hanging up.
307
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,020
Carrie likes a jazz musician.
308
00:14:15,006 --> 00:14:16,006
Sorry.
309
00:14:17,007 --> 00:14:19,007
No problem.
310
00:14:19,008 --> 00:14:22,998
Listen, I'd like to take you out
on Saturday night.
311
00:14:24,008 --> 00:14:26,018
I promise you won't have to
listen to me play.
312
00:14:26,023 --> 00:14:29,003
Okay, I'd like that.
313
00:14:29,004 --> 00:14:30,024
Great.
314
00:14:30,021 --> 00:14:32,021
Oh, um...
315
00:14:32,023 --> 00:14:34,023
Don't bring
the angry guy.
316
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,010
He's not so bad.
317
00:14:38,006 --> 00:14:39,006
See ya.
318
00:14:39,013 --> 00:14:40,023
Okay.
319
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:45,013
What do you want?
320
00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:46,024
What do you see in that guy?
321
00:14:46,021 --> 00:14:48,011
He knows when to say goodbye.
322
00:14:50,001 --> 00:14:51,021
The next morning,
Miranda decided
323
00:14:51,021 --> 00:14:53,001
I might have been right.
324
00:14:53,006 --> 00:14:55,016
Maybe she was Ms. Boundaries.
325
00:14:55,023 --> 00:14:57,023
If she wanted
a decent relationship,
326
00:14:57,023 --> 00:15:00,013
she couldn't throw the boy out
with the toilet water.
327
00:15:00,010 --> 00:15:03,020
She would have to
let down her boundaries.
328
00:15:03,019 --> 00:15:06,019
And there was no better time
than the present.
329
00:15:15,023 --> 00:15:19,013
-Hey.
-Oh, hey, hi, you scared me.
330
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,998
Hey. You got any bagels?
331
00:15:24,003 --> 00:15:25,013
Uh, top of the fridge.
332
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,018
Oh. Cool.
333
00:15:35,015 --> 00:15:38,015
What about filters?
-Above the coffee maker!
334
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,000
While Miranda tried
to do her business,
335
00:15:44,005 --> 00:15:45,995
Samantha helped Maria
with hers.
336
00:15:46,005 --> 00:15:47,015
Am I doing this right?
337
00:15:47,018 --> 00:15:49,018
Don't think, just do it.
338
00:15:49,017 --> 00:15:53,017
You know, painting
is like eating, like sex.
339
00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:55,999
-I can do that.
340
00:15:56,003 --> 00:15:59,013
You know, I came to buy art,
not make it.
341
00:15:59,008 --> 00:16:00,998
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
342
00:16:01,005 --> 00:16:03,015
This is a Brazilian thing.
343
00:16:03,018 --> 00:16:06,998
Everyone that cross my door
has to help.
344
00:16:07,003 --> 00:16:08,023
But you have
a choice, really.
345
00:16:08,023 --> 00:16:10,013
You can make a painting
346
00:16:10,007 --> 00:16:12,007
or you can do my laundry.
347
00:16:14,008 --> 00:16:15,008
Not gonna happen.
348
00:16:17,021 --> 00:16:19,021
You're buying one of
my paintings, right?
349
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:22,009
Yeah. You're buying
my next manicure.
350
00:16:22,011 --> 00:16:25,011
Oh, I'm sorry.
351
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000
Oh...
352
00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:44,011
Do we...
353
00:16:45,015 --> 00:16:47,015
Do we need to talk about this?
354
00:16:49,007 --> 00:16:50,007
Do we?
355
00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:57,010
I've done the girl thing,
356
00:16:57,012 --> 00:16:59,012
once, twice,
357
00:16:59,008 --> 00:17:02,018
usually involving a guy
and a couple of quaaludes and...
358
00:17:02,019 --> 00:17:04,019
It was nice, really, and--
359
00:17:04,018 --> 00:17:05,018
Really nice for the guy.
360
00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:07,023
-But--
361
00:17:07,023 --> 00:17:10,023
I'm not a relationship person.
362
00:17:13,014 --> 00:17:15,024
And you're really something.
363
00:17:15,023 --> 00:17:18,013
Could we be friends?
364
00:17:18,013 --> 00:17:21,013
Well, it depends.
365
00:17:21,012 --> 00:17:24,022
In my language, "friends"
366
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,010
translates to a person
with a warm heart...
367
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:29,996
that...
368
00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:32,995
buys a lot of my art.
369
00:17:33,013 --> 00:17:35,013
Wow.
370
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:38,002
What's Portuguese
for "working it"?
371
00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:39,016
Working it.
372
00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:43,009
Whoo!
373
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:47,022
The next day, I found
the perfect color on me.
374
00:17:47,019 --> 00:17:49,019
And something else
on Charlotte.
375
00:17:49,021 --> 00:17:53,001
Uh, excuse me, but...
376
00:17:53,002 --> 00:17:55,022
is that a hickey?
377
00:17:55,021 --> 00:17:57,011
-Let me see.
Oh my God, I don't--
378
00:17:58,019 --> 00:18:00,009
Wow, that's so retro.
379
00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:02,013
Trey and I made out
in the movies.
380
00:18:02,011 --> 00:18:04,011
Now that is retro.
381
00:18:04,013 --> 00:18:06,023
That's not all we did.
382
00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:07,010
Really?
383
00:18:07,016 --> 00:18:08,016
Right in the middle
of the movie,
384
00:18:09,001 --> 00:18:10,011
-I gave him a blow job.
-Oh.
385
00:18:10,016 --> 00:18:11,016
-In the theater.
-Yes.
386
00:18:12,001 --> 00:18:13,011
"Crouching Charlotte,
Hidden Hummer."
387
00:18:13,012 --> 00:18:14,012
And, you know,
you guys were right,
388
00:18:14,016 --> 00:18:16,006
once I stopped
trying to define everything,
389
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:18,001
I realized how great
Trey and I have it.
390
00:18:18,006 --> 00:18:19,006
Congratulations, sweetie.
391
00:18:19,013 --> 00:18:22,013
It sounds like you got
a nice, healthy relationship.
392
00:18:24,006 --> 00:18:25,006
Charlotte realized
393
00:18:25,010 --> 00:18:28,010
if Samantha defined
her relationship as healthy,
394
00:18:28,013 --> 00:18:32,003
she had one sick relationship
on her hands.
395
00:18:35,001 --> 00:18:37,021
The next day,
as Trey looked for action,
396
00:18:37,017 --> 00:18:39,017
Charlotte went
looking for answers.
397
00:18:40,001 --> 00:18:42,011
Trey, please, not here.
398
00:18:43,013 --> 00:18:45,013
-Should we go to a movie?
-No!
399
00:18:45,011 --> 00:18:47,011
Look, we're five blocks
from your place.
400
00:18:47,014 --> 00:18:49,024
We'll just wait
and we'll get in our old bed
401
00:18:50,001 --> 00:18:52,001
and we'll really make love
like man and wife.
402
00:18:52,002 --> 00:18:54,002
-Oh... I don't want to wait.
-Ah...
403
00:18:54,003 --> 00:18:55,023
-Why?
404
00:18:55,023 --> 00:18:57,023
Why not? Why can't we wait?
405
00:18:57,023 --> 00:19:00,023
It's five stupid blocks,
what is wrong with us, Trey?
406
00:19:00,018 --> 00:19:03,008
What, are you so scared that
if we go back to our own bed,
407
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,019
you'll have the same problems
all over again?
408
00:19:05,001 --> 00:19:06,011
Charlotte, please,
409
00:19:06,007 --> 00:19:07,017
let's not don't discuss this
in front of the driver.
410
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,010
-Oh...
411
00:19:09,009 --> 00:19:12,009
You just wanted to have sex
in front of him.
412
00:19:13,008 --> 00:19:14,018
Char--
413
00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:16,002
And just like that,
414
00:19:16,006 --> 00:19:19,006
Charlotte slammed the door
on her and Trey.
415
00:19:23,002 --> 00:19:25,012
-Hello.
It's me.
416
00:19:25,009 --> 00:19:31,019
So, if we were to, say,
make love in my bed,
417
00:19:31,022 --> 00:19:34,022
could we still do it
in a taxi?
418
00:19:35,015 --> 00:19:36,015
We'll see.
419
00:19:36,019 --> 00:19:39,019
Alrighty then,
call you tomorrow.
420
00:19:39,017 --> 00:19:41,997
Evidently, when Charlotte
closed the taxi door,
421
00:19:42,004 --> 00:19:45,024
she opened a whole new window.
422
00:19:45,021 --> 00:19:49,011
The next morning,
Miranda got up early
to pee in peace
423
00:19:49,008 --> 00:19:50,008
and make Doug coffee.
424
00:19:50,012 --> 00:19:52,002
Hey, smells great.
425
00:19:52,006 --> 00:19:54,006
Yeah. It's the cinnamon
I add to the--
426
00:20:02,004 --> 00:20:03,024
Hi.
427
00:20:03,019 --> 00:20:06,999
Apparently, when Miranda
left the door open for peeing,
428
00:20:07,002 --> 00:20:09,012
she opened the door
for everything else.
429
00:20:16,002 --> 00:20:19,012
Yeah, sometimes I like to add
a pinch of nutmeg to my coffee,
430
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,019
it takes a lot of the--
431
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,020
Maybe it was narrow-minded,
but for Miranda,
432
00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:25,001
an open door dump
433
00:20:25,003 --> 00:20:28,003
was definitely worth
dumping someone over.
434
00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:32,012
That's the thing
about New York,
435
00:20:32,008 --> 00:20:34,008
everyone's always going.
436
00:20:34,008 --> 00:20:37,018
Tonight it was
to the opening of Tao...
437
00:20:37,021 --> 00:20:39,021
Ray's and my first date.
438
00:20:42,012 --> 00:20:44,012
Everyone was there.
439
00:20:45,005 --> 00:20:46,015
Everyone.
440
00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:52,010
So, what,
441
00:20:52,007 --> 00:20:53,997
this is the only
restaurant in New York
442
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:55,014
opening tonight?
443
00:20:55,013 --> 00:20:58,023
Well, the Burger King
on 9th Avenue had a line
around the block.
444
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,010
You, you remember--
445
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,998
Oh, yeah. Hey, man. Yeah.
446
00:21:02,002 --> 00:21:03,022
How are ya?
447
00:21:03,022 --> 00:21:05,022
Oh, this is Sha.
448
00:21:05,019 --> 00:21:07,009
Sha?
449
00:21:07,008 --> 00:21:09,018
The "y" is silent.
450
00:21:09,022 --> 00:21:10,022
Oh.
451
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,010
Oh, thank God,
you're finally here.
452
00:21:13,014 --> 00:21:15,014
I got the last table,
let's go.
453
00:21:15,009 --> 00:21:16,009
Okay.
454
00:21:17,018 --> 00:21:18,018
Hi!
455
00:21:22,018 --> 00:21:25,008
There we were, me, my ex,
456
00:21:25,014 --> 00:21:27,014
the jazz guy, the model,
457
00:21:27,013 --> 00:21:30,013
the lesbian,
and her friend Samantha.
458
00:21:30,015 --> 00:21:32,005
Sha?
459
00:21:33,009 --> 00:21:35,999
She's a supermodel.
460
00:21:36,005 --> 00:21:37,015
Super for you.
461
00:21:38,001 --> 00:21:39,011
Think we'll ever
get our mee krob?
462
00:21:39,015 --> 00:21:40,015
Oh, I love mee krob.
463
00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:42,010
It's their specialty here.
464
00:21:42,011 --> 00:21:44,011
Is there any more wine in there?
465
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,016
Thanks.
466
00:21:53,003 --> 00:21:54,023
I'll be back.
467
00:21:58,006 --> 00:22:00,006
-Stop.
468
00:22:05,021 --> 00:22:06,021
Hey.
469
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,020
Look at me,
I grabbed some mee krob.
470
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,000
Mm.
471
00:22:19,017 --> 00:22:21,007
Mmm...
472
00:22:21,016 --> 00:22:23,016
Mee krob-alicious.
473
00:22:24,001 --> 00:22:25,021
How'd you get this?
474
00:22:25,017 --> 00:22:28,017
Turns out the chef
worked at one of my clubs.
475
00:22:28,018 --> 00:22:30,018
You know all the right people.
476
00:22:30,020 --> 00:22:32,010
I got the in on the noodles.
477
00:22:32,008 --> 00:22:33,008
Mm...
478
00:22:34,007 --> 00:22:35,007
If it's okay with you,
479
00:22:35,015 --> 00:22:37,015
I'm gonna camp out here
for a while.
480
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,010
It's okay by me.
481
00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:40,019
That table is bad.
482
00:22:40,018 --> 00:22:42,998
Yeah, man.
483
00:22:43,003 --> 00:22:45,013
Good thing we weren't
fuckin' hungry.
484
00:22:46,011 --> 00:22:48,021
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
485
00:22:50,015 --> 00:22:53,015
Turn right at the Buddha, honey.
486
00:22:54,001 --> 00:22:58,011
So, just to, you know,
get things straight,
487
00:22:58,013 --> 00:23:02,013
you and Carrie are
just friends now, right?
488
00:23:02,013 --> 00:23:04,023
You're available?
489
00:23:05,020 --> 00:23:08,000
Yes, ma'am.
490
00:23:08,005 --> 00:23:10,015
So, if you're
just friends,
491
00:23:11,001 --> 00:23:14,011
what exactly do you
think you're doing?
492
00:23:14,007 --> 00:23:15,017
Because that girl
might come off
493
00:23:15,017 --> 00:23:18,017
like she's all strong
and over it...
494
00:23:18,017 --> 00:23:22,007
but she's fragile,
and she's my best friend.
495
00:23:23,012 --> 00:23:26,002
So, I suggest you back off.
496
00:23:26,004 --> 00:23:28,014
Can't we all just get along?
497
00:23:30,004 --> 00:23:31,014
Excuse me.
498
00:23:46,014 --> 00:23:49,004
Hey. Hey, hey.
You okay?
499
00:23:49,004 --> 00:23:52,014
I'm fine, I'm sorry.
500
00:23:52,010 --> 00:23:55,000
That guy's not good for her.
501
00:23:55,006 --> 00:23:57,016
Look... Um... I'm gonna go.
502
00:23:57,017 --> 00:23:59,007
No, no, don't go.
503
00:23:59,015 --> 00:24:01,005
We can get another table.
504
00:24:01,015 --> 00:24:02,015
I lied.
505
00:24:04,005 --> 00:24:07,005
I can't just be your friend.
506
00:24:08,002 --> 00:24:10,012
What I saw back there...
507
00:24:10,018 --> 00:24:11,998
You...
508
00:24:13,017 --> 00:24:15,007
You were magnificent.
509
00:24:16,017 --> 00:24:19,017
And how do you
say that, um...
510
00:24:19,019 --> 00:24:22,019
Oh... You kick ass.
511
00:24:22,018 --> 00:24:24,998
And I see where this is going
512
00:24:25,006 --> 00:24:28,006
and you don't do relationships.
513
00:24:28,015 --> 00:24:32,005
And it would be
very bad for me.
514
00:24:32,011 --> 00:24:35,011
So we can't even be friends?
515
00:24:35,012 --> 00:24:36,022
I'm gonna go in here
516
00:24:37,001 --> 00:24:40,011
and you,
you go back there.
517
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,020
And...
518
00:24:42,018 --> 00:24:44,018
You're really something.
519
00:24:49,014 --> 00:24:50,024
Right then and there,
520
00:24:50,022 --> 00:24:54,022
Samantha decided
to let down her boundaries.
521
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,020
And opened herself up
to the possibility
of a relationship...
522
00:25:00,004 --> 00:25:02,014
with a woman.
523
00:25:13,016 --> 00:25:15,996
And in a different bathroom...
524
00:25:16,004 --> 00:25:17,024
-Oh.
525
00:25:17,020 --> 00:25:19,010
Oh, jeez, I'm sorry.
526
00:25:19,016 --> 00:25:21,996
Oh, no, it's okay, come in.
527
00:25:22,002 --> 00:25:23,012
Come in.
528
00:25:27,005 --> 00:25:27,995
Want some?
529
00:25:28,002 --> 00:25:29,022
Oh, no, no. All set, thanks.
530
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,020
Okay.
531
00:25:31,019 --> 00:25:33,019
Um... You can go, it's okay.
532
00:25:33,022 --> 00:25:37,012
Oh, I don't really have to go.
533
00:25:37,007 --> 00:25:38,007
Oh, thank God.
534
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,000
Oh.
535
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,020
Um...
He talks about you.
536
00:25:47,012 --> 00:25:48,012
Oh?
537
00:25:48,010 --> 00:25:50,020
Hm. Did, um...
538
00:25:51,021 --> 00:25:55,011
Did you two used to
date or something?
539
00:25:55,013 --> 00:25:58,013
Uh, something like that.
540
00:26:03,002 --> 00:26:04,022
Okay, I'm gonna--
541
00:26:04,023 --> 00:26:06,023
My date's waiting for me.
542
00:26:06,021 --> 00:26:08,011
Okay.
543
00:26:10,022 --> 00:26:13,012
Um, sorry, sorry.
544
00:26:16,004 --> 00:26:17,014
I couldn't avoid it.
545
00:26:17,012 --> 00:26:18,022
Everywhere I went,
546
00:26:18,018 --> 00:26:21,018
I was confronted
by my Big relationship.
547
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,000
Hey, I just left silent "y"
in the bathroom
548
00:26:25,002 --> 00:26:28,012
and P.S., apparently
the 80s are back.
549
00:26:28,008 --> 00:26:30,018
Um, listen, we're gonna go.
550
00:26:31,001 --> 00:26:34,011
Okay, well, Ray and I
were gonna go first.
551
00:26:38,012 --> 00:26:40,012
-Bye.
-See you later.
552
00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:41,995
Okay.
553
00:26:45,002 --> 00:26:47,022
You know what I love
about this city?
554
00:26:48,001 --> 00:26:50,011
Everything can sound
like a jazz riff.
555
00:26:50,022 --> 00:26:53,002
Like, uh...
556
00:26:53,005 --> 00:26:56,005
That garbage truck is, uh...
557
00:27:07,006 --> 00:27:08,016
Really?
558
00:27:08,019 --> 00:27:10,009
Really, 'cause I, um...
559
00:27:10,013 --> 00:27:12,003
I get more of a...
560
00:27:14,003 --> 00:27:16,013
Like a...
561
00:27:22,004 --> 00:27:23,004
I don't know.
562
00:27:23,003 --> 00:27:25,013
You really don't
know jazz, do you?
563
00:27:25,008 --> 00:27:26,008
-Hey!
564
00:27:26,012 --> 00:27:28,022
I just scatted
on my first date, man,
565
00:27:28,018 --> 00:27:29,998
give me some credit.
566
00:27:30,005 --> 00:27:32,005
Somewhere between
the mee krob and the model,
567
00:27:32,015 --> 00:27:34,005
I was dating again.
568
00:27:34,012 --> 00:27:36,002
It was nice.
569
00:27:36,005 --> 00:27:37,005
This is me.
570
00:27:38,019 --> 00:27:39,999
You know what you are?
571
00:27:41,003 --> 00:27:42,023
You're, um...
572
00:27:50,004 --> 00:27:52,014
Well...
573
00:27:53,022 --> 00:27:56,022
-Do-do-do, right back at ya.
574
00:28:03,013 --> 00:28:05,013
With every second of our kiss,
575
00:28:05,008 --> 00:28:06,998
it was becoming clearer,
576
00:28:07,006 --> 00:28:09,016
I really liked this guy.
577
00:28:11,017 --> 00:28:12,997
So maybe that's it.
578
00:28:13,004 --> 00:28:15,014
What ultimately
defines a relationship
579
00:28:15,015 --> 00:28:17,015
is another relationship.