1
00:00:57,625 --> 00:01:00,995
One of the best things about
being in a great relationship
2
00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:04,043
is feeling comfortable enough
to leave it for an evening.
3
00:01:06,542 --> 00:01:09,632
So what exactly do you gals do
when you get together?
4
00:01:10,375 --> 00:01:12,245
Oh, the usual stuff.
5
00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:13,923
-Braid each other's hair...
-Hmm.
6
00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,290
-Crank calls.
-Ah!
7
00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:17,495
Oh, and that Wiccan stuff
that's big now.
8
00:01:17,583 --> 00:01:18,833
You don't talk
about the boys?
9
00:01:18,917 --> 00:01:21,207
Well, I can't lie.
10
00:01:21,291 --> 00:01:23,381
Sometimes there is
talk of the boys.
11
00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:24,998
Men's greatest fear.
12
00:01:25,083 --> 00:01:26,753
I thought it was
hair loss.
13
00:01:26,834 --> 00:01:27,924
No problem here.
14
00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,750
I can tell.
15
00:01:29,834 --> 00:01:31,834
Feel free to pass that
on to the gals.
16
00:01:32,333 --> 00:01:35,713
-I'll try to work that
into the conversation.
- Hmm.
17
00:01:37,458 --> 00:01:38,578
Goodbye.
18
00:01:38,667 --> 00:01:40,497
-Goodbye.
-Bye.
19
00:01:44,625 --> 00:01:47,285
E. B. White once said
that no one should come
to New York
20
00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:49,075
unless they are
very lucky.
21
00:01:49,166 --> 00:01:50,496
I was.
22
00:01:50,583 --> 00:01:52,753
I had an amazing boyfriend
who had all his hair,
23
00:01:52,834 --> 00:01:55,174
good friends to talk
about him with...
24
00:02:02,166 --> 00:02:05,326
And a married ex-boyfriend
I had slept with a week ago.
25
00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:12,920
May I just say... Wow.
26
00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,210
What can I say?
I've arrived!
27
00:02:15,291 --> 00:02:16,751
Samantha had
invited us over
28
00:02:16,834 --> 00:02:19,004
to celebrate her new
downtown apartment,
29
00:02:19,083 --> 00:02:20,383
three new
uptown clients,
30
00:02:20,458 --> 00:02:22,458
and her general
fabulousness.
31
00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:23,582
And who knew all this existed
32
00:02:23,667 --> 00:02:25,167
in the meatpacking district?
33
00:02:25,250 --> 00:02:28,960
Yes, just yards away
from dumpsters
full of decaying cow.
34
00:02:29,041 --> 00:02:30,331
Homemade
baby quiche?
35
00:02:30,417 --> 00:02:32,247
You made these?
36
00:02:32,333 --> 00:02:34,003
Oh, hell no,
I had them delivered.
37
00:02:34,083 --> 00:02:35,633
Along with the dinner,
the wine,
38
00:02:35,709 --> 00:02:37,329
and a DVD of
An Affair To Remember
39
00:02:37,417 --> 00:02:39,127
that we're watching later,
drunk.
40
00:02:39,208 --> 00:02:40,788
You can get
DVDs delivered?
41
00:02:40,875 --> 00:02:42,705
I use this hot new
home delivery service.
42
00:02:42,792 --> 00:02:44,252
You call them,
anything you want
43
00:02:44,333 --> 00:02:45,713
they bring you
within an hour.
44
00:02:45,792 --> 00:02:46,752
Anything?
45
00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:49,384
Mmm! Last night
I ordered condoms.
46
00:02:49,458 --> 00:02:51,788
Please tell me you didn't
fuck the delivery guy.
47
00:02:51,875 --> 00:02:53,625
No, John,
the hot guy from the gym.
48
00:02:53,709 --> 00:02:56,789
And let me just say
that the condoms came
a lot faster than he did.
49
00:02:56,875 --> 00:02:58,875
Now there's
an ad slogan.
50
00:02:58,959 --> 00:03:00,419
Oh, ladies,
let's just say it.
51
00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:01,670
We have it all.
52
00:03:01,750 --> 00:03:03,500
Great apartments,
great jobs,
53
00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:05,543
great friends,
great sex.
54
00:03:05,625 --> 00:03:08,165
We can have our baby quiche
delivered and eat it too.
55
00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:09,670
Exactly,
at my age,
56
00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:12,210
my mother was saddled with
three kids and a drunk husband.
57
00:03:12,291 --> 00:03:13,921
You just have
three drunk friends.
58
00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,750
By choice!
59
00:03:15,834 --> 00:03:17,834
Well, I think that
"having it all" really means
60
00:03:17,917 --> 00:03:20,207
having someone special
to share it with.
61
00:03:20,291 --> 00:03:22,501
Oh, please,
that's so "Barney."
62
00:03:22,583 --> 00:03:24,003
Well, I'm sorry.
63
00:03:24,083 --> 00:03:26,503
My life wasn't really complete
until I met Trey.
64
00:03:26,583 --> 00:03:29,333
And Trey's mom
is so great.
65
00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:32,537
Wait till you all meet her
at this engagement party
she's throwing for us.
66
00:03:32,625 --> 00:03:34,165
You will love her.
67
00:03:34,250 --> 00:03:38,000
You see us, Manhattan?
We have it all!
68
00:03:38,083 --> 00:03:39,543
Fuck you!
69
00:03:39,625 --> 00:03:40,995
You wish!
70
00:03:43,792 --> 00:03:46,582
Carrie, go home,
I can take care of this.
71
00:03:46,667 --> 00:03:49,327
Three hours later,
Deborah Kerr had revealed
72
00:03:49,417 --> 00:03:50,957
her awful secret to Cary Grant,
73
00:03:51,041 --> 00:03:53,581
and I'd still
told no one mine.
74
00:03:55,291 --> 00:03:57,421
I slept with Big
last week.
75
00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:59,000
You're having
an affair?
76
00:03:59,083 --> 00:04:01,043
No, no,
no affair.
77
00:04:01,125 --> 00:04:05,165
It was one night and
it is not happening again.
78
00:04:05,709 --> 00:04:06,829
Okay.
79
00:04:07,542 --> 00:04:09,962
Please don't tell
Charlotte or Miranda.
80
00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:11,671
Okay.
81
00:04:13,417 --> 00:04:16,077
God, I'm awful.
I'm awful!
82
00:04:16,166 --> 00:04:18,576
I have this
great boyfriend.
83
00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:20,077
I don't know
what I was doing.
84
00:04:20,166 --> 00:04:23,496
Nothing men haven't
been doing for centuries.
85
00:04:24,166 --> 00:04:25,376
Was it good?
86
00:04:29,667 --> 00:04:32,877
It was great and
it's not happening again.
87
00:04:32,959 --> 00:04:34,379
Got it.
88
00:04:34,458 --> 00:04:35,958
Plates.
89
00:04:40,792 --> 00:04:43,962
How could it feel so good
when it's so bad?
90
00:04:44,041 --> 00:04:46,461
Oh, honey,
they design it that way.
91
00:04:46,542 --> 00:04:50,252
It's like Big and I,
we have this thing.
92
00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:52,333
It's all about
the pheromones.
93
00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:54,787
We're all just animals
reacting to each other's smell.
94
00:04:54,875 --> 00:04:57,415
But I have this non-married,
wonderful boyfriend,
95
00:04:57,500 --> 00:04:58,750
with all his hair,
96
00:04:58,834 --> 00:05:00,464
waiting for me,
who smells great.
97
00:05:00,542 --> 00:05:01,792
Don't beat
yourself up.
98
00:05:01,875 --> 00:05:03,245
Aidan hasn't said
"I love you" yet.
99
00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:05,003
Until he does,
you're a free agent.
100
00:05:05,083 --> 00:05:07,173
What is that? "The rules"
according to Samantha?
101
00:05:07,250 --> 00:05:09,710
See? I'm more old fashioned
than you think.
102
00:05:09,792 --> 00:05:12,332
I don't want to be
a free agent.
103
00:05:15,333 --> 00:05:18,253
Don't you want to judge me,
just a little bit?
104
00:05:18,750 --> 00:05:20,540
Not my style.
105
00:05:24,709 --> 00:05:28,379
Yeah, hang on.
106
00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,167
-Hang on!
107
00:05:34,750 --> 00:05:35,880
Hey.
108
00:05:35,959 --> 00:05:37,419
Hi.
109
00:05:38,083 --> 00:05:40,923
Hi.
Oh, God, I missed you.
110
00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,830
You gotta go see
the gals more often.
111
00:05:42,917 --> 00:05:44,417
Hmm...
112
00:05:47,125 --> 00:05:48,415
Come on.
113
00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:52,247
Suddenly
I felt safe again.
114
00:05:52,333 --> 00:05:54,633
It had all just been
a big bad dream.
115
00:05:54,709 --> 00:05:58,419
As long as I was near Aidan,
it would all be okay...
116
00:05:59,959 --> 00:06:01,419
Until the morning.
117
00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:04,210
Why do you have to go
to Pennsylvania today?
118
00:06:04,291 --> 00:06:05,461
See that chair?
119
00:06:05,542 --> 00:06:08,422
It's got owners
that miss it very much.
120
00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:11,750
Go tomorrow,
c'mon, stay.
121
00:06:12,166 --> 00:06:13,666
I'll make you
cookies.
122
00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:15,210
You don't cook.
123
00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:17,211
I'll buy you
cookies.
124
00:06:17,291 --> 00:06:18,751
C'mon, stay?
125
00:06:18,834 --> 00:06:20,714
It's just
for a couple of days.
126
00:06:20,792 --> 00:06:23,462
You've gotta have some stuff
that you want to do.
127
00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:26,460
Mmm.
128
00:06:26,542 --> 00:06:29,212
What I needed to do
was not be alone.
129
00:06:29,291 --> 00:06:30,631
Be good.
130
00:06:48,166 --> 00:06:52,206
Downtown, Samantha
woke up to discover she did
have it all...
131
00:06:52,291 --> 00:06:53,881
including the flu.
132
00:06:53,959 --> 00:06:56,289
Oh!
133
00:07:01,417 --> 00:07:03,327
Shit.
134
00:07:04,417 --> 00:07:05,877
Oh!
135
00:07:08,625 --> 00:07:11,375
Samantha never wanted a
man around in the morning,
136
00:07:11,458 --> 00:07:13,248
until she needed one.
137
00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:14,423
John?
138
00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:16,670
Hey, it's Samantha.
139
00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:18,380
Jones.
140
00:07:18,834 --> 00:07:20,424
From the gym.
141
00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:21,960
Yeah, right.
142
00:07:22,041 --> 00:07:26,541
Listen, I was wondering
if you might be able to drop by
143
00:07:26,625 --> 00:07:28,665
on your way to work
this morning?
144
00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:33,633
Honey,
I can hardly blow my nose,
let alone blow you.
145
00:07:34,583 --> 00:07:39,043
Yeah, well, I wouldn't want you
to get sick either.
146
00:07:44,291 --> 00:07:45,791
Later that day,
147
00:07:45,875 --> 00:07:48,245
in the bridal registry
department at Bergdorf Goodman,
148
00:07:48,333 --> 00:07:51,133
Charlotte discovered
she wanted it all, and more.
149
00:07:51,208 --> 00:07:52,378
Thirteen hundred dollars?
150
00:07:52,458 --> 00:07:53,538
Yes.
151
00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:55,961
And we do
very well with it.
152
00:07:56,041 --> 00:07:57,461
It's really beautiful.
153
00:07:57,542 --> 00:08:00,922
Yes. And it'll look lovely
under the ramen noodles
154
00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:04,080
we'll be forced to eat due to
my outstanding China loans.
155
00:08:05,125 --> 00:08:06,415
Oh, no...
156
00:08:06,875 --> 00:08:09,875
No, not that face.
157
00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:13,040
Alright, if it's
what you want.
158
00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:16,325
I'm too crazy about you
to say no.
159
00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:17,883
Mmm.
160
00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:22,575
I've got to get back
to the hospital.
I've got a 2:00 angioplasty.
161
00:08:22,667 --> 00:08:24,667
Did you do your guest list
for the party?
162
00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:26,630
Oh, right, right.
163
00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:28,293
Here.
164
00:08:29,083 --> 00:08:30,423
Almost forgot.
165
00:08:36,417 --> 00:08:37,747
Sweetie?
166
00:08:37,834 --> 00:08:40,254
-Hmm?
-What's this?
167
00:08:41,333 --> 00:08:44,253
Oh, prenuptial agreements,
totally standard.
168
00:08:44,333 --> 00:08:45,753
Everyone in
the family has one.
169
00:08:45,834 --> 00:08:47,424
I think you sign on
page four or something.
170
00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:49,960
Feel free to have your lawyer
look it over if you want.
171
00:08:50,583 --> 00:08:52,253
I'll call you later.
172
00:08:59,208 --> 00:09:00,998
Well, this all
looks pretty normal.
173
00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:03,793
Charlotte wasted no time having
a lawyer look over the papers.
174
00:09:03,875 --> 00:09:05,705
Normal? We haven't even
gotten married yet,
175
00:09:05,792 --> 00:09:07,382
and already we're
talking about divorce.
176
00:09:07,458 --> 00:09:09,378
Sweetie, a lot of people
do prenups these days.
177
00:09:09,458 --> 00:09:11,958
Marriage is supposed to
be about love and happiness.
178
00:09:12,041 --> 00:09:14,041
And the merging
and protection of assets.
179
00:09:14,125 --> 00:09:15,915
That is so unromantic.
180
00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,790
And necessary.
50% of marriages end in divorce.
181
00:09:18,875 --> 00:09:20,705
See? There it is again,
"divorce."
182
00:09:20,792 --> 00:09:23,292
I'm sure you'll live happily
ever after. But I gotta tell ya,
183
00:09:23,375 --> 00:09:25,825
I wouldn't get married
without one of these
to protect myself.
184
00:09:25,917 --> 00:09:28,537
See, I'm safe. I mean, what's he
gonna take from me, shoes?
185
00:09:28,625 --> 00:09:30,245
Wait a minute,
maybe I do need one.
186
00:09:30,333 --> 00:09:31,883
-Hmm!
-What?
187
00:09:31,959 --> 00:09:33,669
Okay,
this is a little unusual.
188
00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:34,960
He has you on
a vesting schedule.
189
00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:37,131
For every five years
that you're married,
190
00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:39,878
you get a percentage
of $500,000.
191
00:09:39,959 --> 00:09:43,039
I'm only worth
$500,000?
192
00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:44,415
Over 30 years.
193
00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,580
Well, maybe that's
your wholesale price.
194
00:09:46,667 --> 00:09:47,957
And if you have any boys,
195
00:09:48,041 --> 00:09:50,751
you'll get another
hundred grand, free and clear.
196
00:09:50,834 --> 00:09:53,254
Well, how much
for girls?
197
00:09:53,333 --> 00:09:54,883
Um...
198
00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:58,040
-Nada.
-Well, that's just bad business.
199
00:09:58,125 --> 00:10:02,455
I can't sign that.
I can't marry someone
knowing they feel this way.
200
00:10:02,542 --> 00:10:03,962
Listen, this is just
their opening offer.
201
00:10:04,041 --> 00:10:06,331
It's totally standard
to go back in and negotiate.
202
00:10:06,417 --> 00:10:08,787
Negotiate? I can't even
buy stuff on sale.
203
00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:10,955
Talk to Trey.
I'm sure his lawyers
204
00:10:11,041 --> 00:10:13,041
will be able to
take care of all of this.
205
00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:14,625
Working over lunch?
206
00:10:14,709 --> 00:10:16,879
They're right,
the New York office
is tougher than ours.
207
00:10:16,959 --> 00:10:19,629
George, this is Carrie
and Charlotte.
208
00:10:19,709 --> 00:10:21,129
George works in
our Chicago office.
209
00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:22,998
Hi. I'm here all week
taking depositions.
210
00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:24,923
And restaurant recommendations
211
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,630
from hip and trendy New Yorkers.
212
00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:27,919
You're
"hip and trendy"?
213
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,710
George is from Chicago.
214
00:10:30,792 --> 00:10:33,082
-So, it was good, huh?
-It was fantastic.
215
00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:36,076
I hope the place
I take you tomorrow night
lives up to your standards.
216
00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:37,956
Oh, I'm sure
it'll be great.
217
00:10:38,041 --> 00:10:39,671
I'll drop by
your office later.
218
00:10:39,750 --> 00:10:41,960
-Okay.
-Nice meeting you, ladies.
219
00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:43,461
-Bye.
-Bye.
220
00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:44,712
Well, well, well.
221
00:10:44,792 --> 00:10:47,042
They sure do grow 'em cute
in the Midwest.
222
00:10:47,125 --> 00:10:49,325
I know,
we have a date.
223
00:10:49,417 --> 00:10:51,207
You'd better find out
how much he pays for boys
224
00:10:51,291 --> 00:10:52,921
before you
get attached.
225
00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:56,455
24 hours,
three degrees of fever
226
00:10:56,542 --> 00:10:58,832
and two pages of
her black book later,
227
00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:01,577
Samantha was no closer
to closing her deal.
228
00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:02,917
Why don't you go
fuck yourself,
229
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,460
because I won't
be doing it again!
230
00:11:05,542 --> 00:11:07,462
Ever!
231
00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:11,002
Samantha was
discovering it was much easier
to find a guy to screw her
232
00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:13,883
than one who'd screw in
her curtain rod.
233
00:11:13,959 --> 00:11:16,129
She wasn't the only one
who needed a fix.
234
00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:19,958
That day I did everything
I could to keep busy
until Aidan came back.
235
00:11:20,041 --> 00:11:24,131
I rearranged my sweaters,
I defrosted my fridge...
236
00:11:31,542 --> 00:11:34,752
I broke into
my emergency hidden stash...
237
00:11:34,834 --> 00:11:36,834
And I thought
about choices.
238
00:11:36,917 --> 00:11:39,077
Since birth,
modern women have been told
239
00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:41,326
we can do and
be anything we want.
240
00:11:41,417 --> 00:11:44,497
Be an astronaut,
the head of an internet company,
241
00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:46,133
a stay-at-home mom.
242
00:11:46,208 --> 00:11:48,418
There aren't any rules anymore
and the choices are endless
243
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,830
and apparently
they can all be delivered
right to your door.
244
00:11:51,917 --> 00:11:55,497
But is it possible that we've
gotten so spoiled by choices
245
00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:57,463
that we've become
unable to make one?
246
00:11:57,542 --> 00:12:00,382
That a part of us knows that
once you choose something,
247
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:03,878
one man, one great apartment,
one amazing job,
248
00:12:03,959 --> 00:12:06,169
another option goes away?
249
00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:10,330
Are we a generation of women
who can't choose
just one from column "A"?
250
00:12:10,417 --> 00:12:13,707
Did we all have
too much to handle,
or was Samantha right?
251
00:12:13,792 --> 00:12:15,132
Can we have it all?
252
00:12:16,792 --> 00:12:20,542
Two hours later, I had filed
every article I'd ever written,
253
00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:23,955
but I still couldn't file away
what had happened with Big.
254
00:12:24,041 --> 00:12:25,631
And so I made a choice...
255
00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:29,826
I called him.
256
00:12:32,709 --> 00:12:34,499
-Yeah.
257
00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:36,420
Hey, it's me,
Carrie.
258
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,290
Jesus, Carrie.
259
00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:39,495
How are you?
260
00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:42,253
I'm good,
fine, um, okay.
261
00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:45,003
Listen, uh, we need
to talk about
what happened with us.
262
00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:48,583
-Right now?
-Yes, rationally, and right now.
263
00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:49,957
Apparently
you're the boss.
264
00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:51,211
Okay, the thing is,
265
00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:52,921
it was just a physical thing
that happened.
266
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,880
We gave in
to our baser instincts,
shit happens,
267
00:12:55,959 --> 00:12:57,249
blah, blah, blah.
268
00:12:57,333 --> 00:12:58,673
Are you
wearing glasses?
269
00:12:58,750 --> 00:12:59,830
No.
270
00:12:59,917 --> 00:13:01,497
You sound like
you're wearing glasses.
271
00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:04,133
It can't happen again,
you're married.
272
00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:05,748
I'm aware of that.
273
00:13:05,834 --> 00:13:07,424
But, c'mon.
274
00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,500
It was pretty fucking amazing,
wasn't it?
275
00:13:09,583 --> 00:13:11,503
That is so
not the point.
276
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,383
We're intelligent
human beings here.
277
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:16,288
We have to learn to rise above
the physical stuff.
278
00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:18,035
You can learn
to do that?
279
00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:20,420
Apparently we couldn't.
280
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,750
Next time we're going
to a hotel.
281
00:13:23,542 --> 00:13:26,332
I can smell the guy
on your sheets.
282
00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:28,997
Wood chips
and Paco Rabanne.
283
00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:30,713
He doesn't
wear cologne.
284
00:13:31,458 --> 00:13:33,128
Maybe he should.
285
00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:34,538
And, by the way?
286
00:13:34,625 --> 00:13:36,165
There'll be
no "next time."
287
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,790
This is gonna be like
"The Bridges of Madison Avenue",
288
00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:40,785
a very brief affair
I'll write about
289
00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:42,785
in sappy letters
to my grandchildren.
290
00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:45,625
Can I have a beard
in the book version?
291
00:13:45,709 --> 00:13:46,629
Huh?
292
00:13:46,709 --> 00:13:48,629
I've always
wanted a beard.
293
00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:51,039
Maybe a goatee.
294
00:13:51,125 --> 00:13:53,625
It all felt
so easy and so good.
295
00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:56,579
I was like the moth
to the old flame.
296
00:13:57,917 --> 00:13:59,707
Meanwhile, that night,
297
00:13:59,792 --> 00:14:02,632
Miranda was enjoying
her new flame.
298
00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:07,212
I can't fucking believe
I have to catch an 11:00 flight.
299
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:10,040
But it was fun.
300
00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:12,665
I swear to God, if I weren't
going back to Chicago,
301
00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:15,830
I would definitely be trying
to sleep with you right now.
302
00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:18,748
And I'm drunk enough,
I might have let you.
303
00:14:19,417 --> 00:14:21,627
Oh, damn.
304
00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:25,170
I'll have to wait
till next time.
305
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:27,500
So there will be
a "next time"?
306
00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:30,133
Of course, I come
back and forth a lot.
307
00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:33,128
And in the meantime,
there's always the phone.
308
00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:35,710
I have one of those.
309
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:38,167
I'll call you
tomorrow night.
310
00:14:43,709 --> 00:14:45,249
Damn.
311
00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:50,883
The next night,
Miranda was pleasantly surprised
to hear from George.
312
00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:52,789
I knew you were
a middle child!
313
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,375
I love it
when I'm right!
314
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:56,958
Yeah, spoken like
a true only child.
315
00:14:58,542 --> 00:15:00,212
They talked for
two hours about everything,
316
00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:02,541
favorite foods,
their families.
317
00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:06,495
It was one of the best dates
Miranda had ever been on.
318
00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:07,883
Tell me what you're wearing.
319
00:15:07,959 --> 00:15:09,879
And then the date
got even better.
320
00:15:09,959 --> 00:15:11,329
Nothing.
321
00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:12,747
Mmm.
322
00:15:12,834 --> 00:15:14,464
I wish
I were there.
323
00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:15,582
Really.
324
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:17,037
What would you do?
325
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:21,705
I'd start by
kissing your neck, slowly.
326
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,503
Mm-hmm.
327
00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:26,133
And then
I'd work my way down
328
00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:29,538
and start licking
your nipples...
329
00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:30,785
Where's your hand?
330
00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:33,075
On your dick.
331
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,746
Put the other one
on you.
332
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:39,924
That night,
Miranda started sleeping
with George regularly.
333
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,750
She felt like
she had it all.
334
00:15:41,834 --> 00:15:43,254
Her own independent life,
335
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,383
and a great boyfriend
she could count on.
336
00:15:45,458 --> 00:15:49,078
He always called and
she always came to the phone.
337
00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:51,126
While Miranda was coming...
338
00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:53,458
-...I was busy preparing
for Aidan to come back.
339
00:15:53,542 --> 00:15:56,422
I had slept in Big's and
my "sex sheets" for two days.
340
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:59,880
And like any good junkie,
I knew how to hide the evidence.
341
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:02,542
Hey, you.
342
00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:04,325
-C'mon.
Hi.
343
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:17,383
Ah, look at you.
344
00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:19,128
I was sure he could see
the scarlet "A"
345
00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:20,628
burned into my chest.
346
00:16:20,709 --> 00:16:23,669
If Big could smell him,
could he smell Big on me?
347
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,040
God, I missed you
so much.
348
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:29,038
Wow.
349
00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:32,461
I should send you
to Pennsylvania more often.
350
00:16:32,542 --> 00:16:34,132
You should.
351
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:36,748
I realized something
while I was gone.
352
00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:38,794
Oh, you did, did you?
353
00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:39,915
Yeah.
354
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,290
I love you, Carrie.
355
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:46,920
That too much?
356
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:52,075
-Around Trenton, I thought
I shouldn't say it--
-No, no...
357
00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:57,376
I love you, too.
358
00:17:03,959 --> 00:17:05,749
Not only
was my secret safe,
359
00:17:05,834 --> 00:17:08,544
but apparently
I had become lovable.
360
00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:11,785
I felt awful...
and so good.
361
00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:13,915
-Wait, no sheets.
-Fuck the sheets.
362
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,670
...so you're bent over
and I'm playing with you.
363
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,420
And your dick
is in my mouth.
364
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,040
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, I think I'm gonna come.
365
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,745
The next night,
Miranda was going to third
with George when...
366
00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:27,134
-...her second line beeped in.
367
00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:28,878
Damnit, hold on.
368
00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:31,752
Hello!
369
00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:33,214
Trey says his mom
won't negotiate!
370
00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:34,211
Hold on!
371
00:17:34,291 --> 00:17:35,711
You sound weird,
are you okay?
372
00:17:35,792 --> 00:17:36,962
I'll be right back.
373
00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:40,543
Okay, your dick
is in my mouth.
374
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:41,875
Keep it there.
375
00:17:41,959 --> 00:17:43,629
-So now we know.
376
00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:45,039
The mom's the one
holding the cards.
377
00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:46,705
She's the one you're gonna
have to go up against.
378
00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:47,922
How do I do that?
379
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,710
Charlotte,
this isn't a good time,
380
00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:50,832
I'll call you tomorrow.
381
00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:54,541
Sorry.
382
00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:56,165
So am I.
383
00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:58,670
You got me so hot
I just came.
384
00:17:59,041 --> 00:18:00,671
You did, huh?
385
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:05,040
So, now we have to
take care of you...
386
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:11,130
The next night,
I went to take care of Samantha.
387
00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:12,878
More cough syrup.
388
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,285
Which for Samantha meant
389
00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:17,745
making her mom's
390
00:18:17,834 --> 00:18:21,334
cough syrup and
Fanta orange soda over ice.
391
00:18:26,709 --> 00:18:28,249
Mmm.
392
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:31,383
No offense,
but this thing's about
to make me sicker than you.
393
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,128
Give me my drink!
394
00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:35,168
Okay, okay.
395
00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:39,286
A frosted martini glass would
make that a lot more appetizing.
396
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,710
Why don't you ask the super
to fix your window?
397
00:18:44,792 --> 00:18:46,922
Because I don't have one.
398
00:18:47,041 --> 00:18:49,331
I own this fucking place,
remember?
399
00:18:53,041 --> 00:18:55,421
I should have
gotten married.
400
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:58,750
Then at least I'd have
a curtain that closes!
401
00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:03,577
Oh, Carrie, it doesn't matter
how much you have.
402
00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:07,501
If you don't have a guy
who cares about you,
403
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:09,213
it all means shit!
404
00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:12,961
Oh, sweetie,
calm down. Shh.
405
00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:14,581
-Oh!
406
00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:16,997
Three days of sleep deprivation
had turned Samantha
407
00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:19,133
into a whole new woman...
Charlotte.
408
00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:20,328
Here, here.
409
00:19:20,417 --> 00:19:21,787
For someone who had it all,
410
00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:24,205
she had never felt more alone.
411
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:28,210
-Good girl. Okay.
412
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,920
I'm gonna tell you something.
413
00:19:31,417 --> 00:19:33,917
There's two types
of guys out there.
414
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,170
The ones that hold your hand
and the ones that fuck you.
415
00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:40,330
And I'd slept with both
of them in the last 48 hours.
416
00:19:40,417 --> 00:19:44,207
And the guys that fuck you
aren't worth a damn!
417
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,250
We're all alone,
Carrie!
418
00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:50,673
-Oh, we are not all alone.
419
00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:52,750
We have each other.
420
00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:55,541
Oh, hey.
421
00:19:57,667 --> 00:20:00,497
-Come on. Bed.
-Yeah.
422
00:20:00,583 --> 00:20:02,333
Three days
of bed rest later,
423
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:06,167
three healthy girls attended
a very uptown party.
424
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:10,040
Jesus, it looks like
Martha Stewart exploded in here.
425
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,705
Hey, look,
headbands are back.
426
00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:14,002
I'm starving,
where's the food?
427
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:17,463
It's amazing what four
days of a cough syrup
and Fanta diet
428
00:20:17,542 --> 00:20:19,082
will do for the appetite.
429
00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:22,036
They're WASPs,
there's never food,
only booze.
430
00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:24,625
Fine, one martini,
six olives.
431
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:27,575
I can't believe Charlotte
wants to be in this world.
432
00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:29,127
Look at
these people.
433
00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:30,878
They're like
Ken and Barbie cutouts.
434
00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:32,709
-You guys made it!
-Hey!
435
00:20:32,792 --> 00:20:33,922
Hi!
436
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,210
Ladies, I see
you've found the bar.
437
00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:36,921
We're good that way.
438
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,290
Trey, you have to keep people
out of the maid's room.
439
00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:43,625
There are photos of me
rowing college crew in there.
440
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,169
It's mortifying.
441
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:46,710
Mum, these are
Charlotte's friends.
442
00:20:46,792 --> 00:20:49,082
-Ladies,
this is my mum, Bunny.
443
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:50,536
Pleasure to have you.
444
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,245
Oh, there's
Reverend Williams.
445
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:54,083
Maybe we should
go say hello
446
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:56,876
before he gets
into the scotch.
447
00:20:57,625 --> 00:21:00,325
I'd say it was about 20 years
too late for that.
448
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:05,665
I haven't
signed the prenup.
449
00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:06,750
What are
you gonna do?
450
00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:08,464
I don't know,
I'm so confused.
451
00:21:08,542 --> 00:21:10,582
I really love him,
I do.
452
00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:12,667
But I feel like
no one cares about me.
453
00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:15,580
I thought that maybe
if we could negotiate
it'd be okay.
454
00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:18,917
But now, this all
feels so wrong.
455
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,290
What does Trey say?
456
00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:23,245
Nothing.
He leaves this stuff
up to his mother.
457
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:25,543
A woman named Bunny?
Honey, you could take her.
458
00:21:25,625 --> 00:21:28,035
Help me,
what should I do?
459
00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:29,955
Oh, sweetie, we can't
tell you what to do.
460
00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:32,251
I wasn't one to talk
on the subject of marriage,
461
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:35,503
considering I might be in
the process of breaking one up.
462
00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:38,043
You have to do
whatever feels right to you.
463
00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:41,915
I guess it just depends
how much you want to marry Trey.
464
00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:55,165
Bunny, do you
have a minute?
465
00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:57,210
Well, Charlotte,
of course.
466
00:21:57,291 --> 00:22:00,421
Charlotte realized
if she ever wanted
to close the deal with Trey,
467
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:03,210
she'd have to close the deal
with Bunny first.
468
00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:05,791
I haven't signed
the prenuptial agreement.
469
00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:07,455
Well, you've been busy.
470
00:22:07,542 --> 00:22:10,422
I have, um...
471
00:22:11,125 --> 00:22:14,205
A little problem
with how much I'm worth.
472
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,380
I see.
473
00:22:16,834 --> 00:22:19,254
Well, Charlotte,
that is the standard amount.
474
00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:23,423
It's how it's always been done
in the McDougal family.
475
00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:25,500
Right.
476
00:22:25,583 --> 00:22:27,673
Not only would
she have to negotiate,
477
00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:30,080
she'd have
to play hardball.
478
00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:33,378
Well, you know,
479
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,750
we haven't finalized all
of the wedding arrangements.
480
00:22:36,834 --> 00:22:40,004
I know Trey would be
disappointed if I backed out,
481
00:22:40,083 --> 00:22:42,253
and the Times announcement
would run
482
00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:44,293
and I guess there would
be some questions--
483
00:22:44,375 --> 00:22:45,915
What do you want?
484
00:22:46,667 --> 00:22:48,707
I'm worth a million.
485
00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:53,920
I did it!
486
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,460
I negotiated with Bunny
and I signed the prenup!
487
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,712
-Oh!
-Oh, that's great, sweetie.
488
00:22:58,792 --> 00:23:00,542
I'm getting married!
489
00:23:00,625 --> 00:23:02,825
Congratulations!
490
00:23:02,917 --> 00:23:03,997
I love him,
I really do.
491
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:07,463
Ladies, may I sweep
my bride away?
492
00:23:08,166 --> 00:23:09,786
She's all yours.
493
00:23:10,959 --> 00:23:12,959
It was then
that each of us realized
494
00:23:13,041 --> 00:23:14,831
that we didn't
have it all.
495
00:23:14,917 --> 00:23:17,627
Because we no longer
had Charlotte.
496
00:23:18,583 --> 00:23:20,383
And then
there were three.
497
00:23:20,458 --> 00:23:22,998
I can't believe
she's marrying that guy.
498
00:23:23,083 --> 00:23:25,583
And for about a tenth
of what she's worth.
499
00:23:25,667 --> 00:23:28,537
Hey, I thought you were
Ms. Pro-marriage these days.
500
00:23:28,625 --> 00:23:29,785
Honey,
I was delirious.
501
00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:33,035
I also saw plaid spots
all over my bathtub.
502
00:23:33,125 --> 00:23:34,625
I can't believe
I'm saying this,
503
00:23:34,709 --> 00:23:37,169
but it feels weird
without her here.
504
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:39,830
That's such
a Charlotte thing to say.
505
00:23:39,917 --> 00:23:42,247
After a full week full
of Aidan and no cigarettes,
506
00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:45,423
I felt like I had finally
kicked my addiction.
507
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:46,750
Emu.
508
00:23:46,834 --> 00:23:48,334
What?
509
00:23:48,417 --> 00:23:50,917
32 across,
rare bird, emu.
510
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,580
I was
getting there.
511
00:23:52,667 --> 00:23:55,457
Not with the wrong word
in 15 down you weren't.
512
00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:03,535
And then
my addiction found me.
513
00:24:03,625 --> 00:24:05,165
-Hello.
I need to see you.
514
00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:06,880
Miranda,
I'll call you back.
515
00:24:06,959 --> 00:24:09,209
I'm downstairs,
if you don't come down,
I'm coming up.
516
00:24:09,291 --> 00:24:11,041
Right,
I'll call you later.
517
00:24:15,875 --> 00:24:19,245
I told Aidan I was
taking Pete for a walk.
518
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,633
And he believed me,
which only made it worse.
519
00:24:21,709 --> 00:24:25,459
-Don't ever call me
at home again. Walk.
520
00:24:26,083 --> 00:24:29,083
You know, you can't just decide
you want to see me
and boom, I'm there!
521
00:24:29,166 --> 00:24:31,166
-Is this his dog?
-Yes.
522
00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:33,130
Do you know what your
problem is? You want it all!
523
00:24:33,208 --> 00:24:35,918
You want the girl you screw,
me, and the girl you
go home to, her.
524
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000
That's bullshit,
I just want you.
525
00:24:39,959 --> 00:24:41,289
I can't
do this anymore,
526
00:24:41,375 --> 00:24:43,375
sleep with two people
at the same time.
527
00:24:46,417 --> 00:24:47,667
I'm gonna
tell her tonight.
528
00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:49,130
-What?
-What?
529
00:24:49,208 --> 00:24:51,328
No! No, no! You--
530
00:24:51,417 --> 00:24:54,287
Married men
don't just leave the--
531
00:24:54,375 --> 00:24:57,955
I have a man who loves me and
you have a wife who loves you!
532
00:24:58,041 --> 00:25:01,291
Don't talk about him and her
like it's you and me.
533
00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:02,875
You have no right
to do this!
534
00:25:02,959 --> 00:25:05,959
You can't just come back into
my life and fuck it all up!
535
00:25:06,041 --> 00:25:08,921
Well, I think there are
two people doing
the fucking here, Carrie.
536
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,290
Shit.
537
00:25:11,375 --> 00:25:13,245
Pete!
Oh, shit!
538
00:25:13,542 --> 00:25:15,002
-Where are you going?
-Oh, God!
539
00:25:15,083 --> 00:25:16,333
-Pete!
-Wait, Carrie!
540
00:25:16,417 --> 00:25:18,877
Pete! Pete!
541
00:25:19,375 --> 00:25:20,745
Oh, shit.
542
00:25:20,834 --> 00:25:21,674
Carrie!
543
00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:23,210
Pete!
544
00:25:23,792 --> 00:25:26,042
Excuse me,
excuse me.
545
00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:34,455
Pete!
546
00:25:34,542 --> 00:25:35,922
Watch out!
547
00:25:37,750 --> 00:25:39,130
Whoa!
Hey!
548
00:25:48,583 --> 00:25:50,003
Shit!
549
00:25:51,667 --> 00:25:55,457
No, go home,
don't tell anyone,
don't do anything.
550
00:25:55,542 --> 00:25:56,882
No, I wanna help.
551
00:25:56,959 --> 00:25:58,709
It isn't helping!
552
00:25:58,792 --> 00:26:00,252
Go home!
553
00:26:03,834 --> 00:26:05,714
Later,
back at Miranda's home,
554
00:26:05,792 --> 00:26:07,332
things were
heating up as well.
555
00:26:07,417 --> 00:26:09,377
Then I unbutton
the last button
556
00:26:09,458 --> 00:26:13,168
and slip my hand in
and touch your breast.
557
00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:16,040
Mmm, your nipple's
so hard...
558
00:26:17,125 --> 00:26:19,665
Uh... I'll be right back.
559
00:26:32,166 --> 00:26:35,036
And I'm thrusting,
I'm thrusting,
560
00:26:35,125 --> 00:26:36,825
I'm deep inside of you!
561
00:26:36,917 --> 00:26:38,877
You were
touching my breast.
562
00:26:38,959 --> 00:26:43,249
Yeah, yeah, I'm touching
your breast and I'm thrusting
hard into you...
563
00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:46,003
No, we hadn't
gotten to that yet.
564
00:26:46,667 --> 00:26:48,327
Oh.
565
00:26:51,083 --> 00:26:54,043
Are you having phone sex
with other people?
566
00:26:56,291 --> 00:26:58,581
Well, Miranda,
567
00:26:58,667 --> 00:27:01,207
I don't think we ever said
this was an exclusive thing.
568
00:27:01,291 --> 00:27:02,751
Oh, my God!
569
00:27:02,834 --> 00:27:05,884
And with that, Miranda
stopped being hung up on George.
570
00:27:05,959 --> 00:27:07,879
And so she
hung up on him.
571
00:27:09,208 --> 00:27:12,208
Three hours later,
I still hadn't found Pete.
572
00:27:12,291 --> 00:27:14,631
And I felt
as lost as he was.
573
00:27:14,709 --> 00:27:16,079
I had a man who loved me
574
00:27:16,166 --> 00:27:18,286
and a man who wanted
to leave his wife for me.
575
00:27:18,375 --> 00:27:21,665
I should have been
on top of the world.
But I wasn't.
576
00:27:21,750 --> 00:27:25,790
I didn't feel like I had it all,
I felt like nothing.
577
00:27:25,875 --> 00:27:28,825
I had lost Pete,
and I would probably lose Aidan,
578
00:27:28,917 --> 00:27:30,877
so I decided
to come clean.
579
00:27:32,709 --> 00:27:33,829
Hey.
580
00:27:34,583 --> 00:27:36,963
Jesus, I was
worried about you.
581
00:27:37,041 --> 00:27:38,381
Look...
582
00:27:39,166 --> 00:27:41,166
Oh, babe...
583
00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:44,673
Oh, my God!
584
00:27:45,208 --> 00:27:46,578
Pete's here?
585
00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:48,384
Oh, my God,
I lost him!
586
00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:52,378
I-- I lost him and I was...
I looked for him and I...
587
00:27:52,917 --> 00:27:54,877
Oh, Pete, c'mere.
588
00:27:54,959 --> 00:27:57,039
Oh, c'mere, Pete.
589
00:27:57,375 --> 00:27:59,955
-Oh, God.
-Hey.
590
00:28:00,041 --> 00:28:01,791
I'm an
awful girlfriend.
591
00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:03,995
-Hey, take it easy.
-I'm awful.
592
00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:06,423
He's a dog,
he runs away.
593
00:28:06,834 --> 00:28:09,424
He found his way back.
Come here.
594
00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:11,580
And so had I.
595
00:28:14,834 --> 00:28:17,254
Carrie, I need
to ask you something.
596
00:28:19,542 --> 00:28:20,752
Okay.
597
00:28:20,834 --> 00:28:22,834
I don't want
to be paranoid here. Okay?
598
00:28:22,917 --> 00:28:25,077
But, you took
Pete for a walk
599
00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:28,876
and we both know you're not
big on the dog walking.
600
00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:32,753
And I can smell something.
601
00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:46,250
Are you cheating?
602
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,170
I can smell
the smoke on you.
603
00:28:58,875 --> 00:29:00,125
Oh.
604
00:29:00,583 --> 00:29:02,963
You're smoking again,
aren't you?
605
00:29:05,625 --> 00:29:07,125
Yeah.
606
00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:09,920
Yeah, I am.
607
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000
It was the truth.
608
00:29:13,583 --> 00:29:15,463
Are you gonna quit?
609
00:29:15,542 --> 00:29:17,752
I really want to.
610
00:29:17,834 --> 00:29:19,544
And that was, too.
611
00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:22,500
Come here.