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For Miranda,
the only thing worse
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than being Charlotte's
34-year-old bridesmaid
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was being a 34-year-old
bridesmaid without a date.
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With the wedding
less than a week away,
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Miranda fell prey
to the siren song
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of a New York
singles' event...
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...multi-dating.
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Twenty dollars bought you
seven mini-dates,
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each eight minutes long,
which, incidentally,
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is about as long as
most blind dates should be.
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Hi, I'm
Miranda Hobbes.
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Dwight Owens.
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Private wealth group
at Morgan Stanley.
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Investment management for
high net-worth individuals
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and a couple of
pension plans.
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Like my job,
been there five years,
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divorced, no kids,
not religious.
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I live in New Jersey,
speak French and Portuguese.
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Wharton Business School.
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Any of this
appealing to you?
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Sure, Portuguese,
that's impressive.
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Obrigado!
What about you, Mandy?
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Um, Miranda.
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I'm a lawyer at
a mid-size firm,
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actually, I was
recently made partner.
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I'm a lawyer.
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I went to
Harvard Law School.
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-I'm a stewardess.
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Really?
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But before
the wedding bells,
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there's the rehearsal dinner.
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You said you were
a stewardess?
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I was testing
a theory.
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The theory being?
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Men are threatened
by powerful jobs.
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They don't want a lawyer,
they want a...
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Liar!
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I was the liar.
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I'd finally ended
my affair with Big,
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but the guilt
of lying to Aidan
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was like a hangover
I couldn't sleep off.
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I'm just saying,
as a lawyer,
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a partner, no less,
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I got zero dates,
and as a stewardess,
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I got one for
tomorrow night.
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I believe the correct term
is "flight attendant."
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Not if you
wanna get laid.
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Hon, it doesn't matter
what you say you do,
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it's how you say it.
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For example,
I'm in P.R.
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Translation,
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I give great head.
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-What?
-He's actually an okay guy.
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Harris Bragin.
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Emergency room
doctor at NYU.
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Yeah, but, you see,
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you can't date the guy
now 'cause you lied.
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I'd tell him eventually,
and, by the way,
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if he got upset,
he'd look completely shallow.
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And, by the way,
it would make you look schizo.
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Uh, excuse me, I, uh...
We...
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See mother, I told you
I'd become a "we"
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sooner or later.
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This is, uh,
the "we" toast.
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I'd like to thank everyone
for coming to the
rehearsal dinner,
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especially
the out-of-towners.
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My cousin, Caleb, who's
in the wedding party,
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came all the way
from Edinburgh.
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Someone had to bring
the real scotch-like, huh?
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Mmm, yum, I know what
I'll be having later.
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But the person that I would
really like to thank
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for showing up is--
is this woman right here.
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Charlotte, I love you
more than words can say,
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and those of you
who know me
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know I'm a man
of many words,
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so, God knows,
I've tried.
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Alrighty then,
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let's eat, drink
and be married.
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Here, here!
Here, here!
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She's so damn happy.
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Of course she's happy,
she doesn't have
to be a bridesmaid.
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Oh, we got off easy,
let's not forget,
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the groomsmen
have to wear kilts.
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I like the idea
of men in skirts.
Easy access.
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Is it true that they wear
nothing underneath?
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I'll find out and
get back to you.
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His name was
Caleb, right?
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Hi there,
I'm Samantha Jones.
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Caleb MacDougal,
Samantha, pleasure.
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First time in New York City?
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Aye, and it's brilliant-like...
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The architecture,
the energy, the crowds.
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Well, you know.
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Samantha could
barely understand him,
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but if his tongue could
do that to his r's,
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she wondered what
it could do to her.
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I'd be happy to
show you around town.
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That would be
great, 'cause, eh...
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Today I got lost trying
to find my way back
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from the Stanhope Hotel earlier.
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Samantha wasn't
the only one feeling lost.
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I'm thinkin'
I have to tell him.
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-Tell who?
-Aidan.
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I might have to tell him
about the thing with Big.
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Why would you do that?
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Oh, I don't know,
maybe because
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relationships are supposed to be
built on trust?
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No offense, honey, but
I think that ship has sailed.
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Carrie, you're right,
you have to tell him.
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But not before the wedding.
It's supposed to be my week.
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It's your day,
you get a day.
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Not a week.
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There's no reason
to tell him.
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Men lie about this
stuff all the time.
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And women find out.
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No, what if
he finds out?
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If he didn't find out
while you were fucking Big
all over Manhattan,
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why should he find out
now that it's over?
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Could you please not use
the f-word at
Vera Wang?
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I gotta tell you,
if it was me,
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and my boyfriend was
sleeping with somebody else
for three weeks,
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I'd wanna know about it.
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I'd wanna have all
the information.
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That might mean more
coming from someone
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not posing as
a stewardess.
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What are you
talking about?
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Nothing, sweetie,
just, at your wedding,
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we all have to pretend
Miranda's a stewardess.
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It's my day.
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And I don't wanna
pretend anything.
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And I don't want you
and Aidan fighting.
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Don't you think
this could stand to be
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a little shorter?
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Samantha,
all the skirts
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have to be
the same length.
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Really, what about
Trey's skirt?
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It's a kilt,
and it's tradition.
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Is it so much to ask
that you not
wear your dress
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up around your
"see you next Tuesday"?
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My what?
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C-U-N-ext...
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T-uesday?
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Oh, my God!
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Was that a Schoolhouse Rock
I missed?
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Look, if I have to
be a bridesmaid,
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I'd at least like
to look good.
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Well, you don't have
to be a bridesmaid.
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Then why the hell
am I here?
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Frankly, I didn't want
you to feel left out.
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I would love
to be left out!
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I could be in bed with
a hot Scot right now.
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Fine!
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Guys, don't
do this!
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Do what?
We're just being honest.
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Well, honestly,
I hate this color!
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Hey!
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I started thinking
about honesty.
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Maybe the whole
idea was overrated.
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Maybe coming clean is
the ultimate selfish act,
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a way to absolve
yourself by hurting someone
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who doesn't
deserve to be hurt.
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I cheated on a test
in the fifth grade
with two friends.
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They confessed,
got grounded and
failed the class.
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I never told anyone.
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And it never mattered.
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In a relationship,
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is honesty really
the best policy?
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Evidently, dishonesty was
the best policy for Miranda.
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As a stewardess,
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she was an extremely
charming date.
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And once you
work first class,
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you can't ever
go back to coach.
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-I imagine.
-Oh, yeah.
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No warm cookies in coach.
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You get to eat
the cookies?
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Well, there's
always some actress
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who doesn't
want her cookie.
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So, free travel,
cookies...
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This sounds like
a great job.
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You've got the great job.
A New York E.R.?
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It's not like
I'm saving lives.
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Well, you are in the event of
an emergency...
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Well,
the inflatable slide,
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I'm in charge of that.
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But, the truth is,
once we open the slide,
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it's every
man for himself.
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That night, Harris got
to make love to a stewardess,
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and Miranda didn't
have to fake anything.
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-Wow.
-Yeah, wow.
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I'd love to ask you
to spend the night,
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but I've got
an early flight to D.C.
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The five a.m.-er.
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I should, I should get
some rest, too.
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Saturdays at the hospital
are non-stop ever since
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Rollerblades
were invented.
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So, do you have a boyfriend
in every port?
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Every airport.
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Seriously.
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I bet you're
a heartbreaker.
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In truth,
it's a lonely life.
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In fact, there's
a wedding I'm in on Sunday...
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Later that week,
the four of us celebrated
Charlotte's last night
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as a single woman.
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I can't believe
you're getting married.
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Is this the beginning?
Are you next?
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Oh, yeah, I'm headed
for a storybook ending.
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"The little curly-haired
girl had an affair,
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lied to her boyfriend,
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and lived
happily ever after."
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You know, marriage doesn't
guarantee a happy ending.
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Just an ending.
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The end of dating!
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Alright then!
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It's also the end
of the possibility
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that your next great fuck
is just around the corner.
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Well, my next great...
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-Yes?
Say it! Say it!
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-...fuck...
-Whoo!
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...is just
around the corner.
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I finally get
to sleep with Trey!
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Excuse me?
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You haven't slept
with him yet?
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Honey,
before you buy the car,
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you take it
for a test drive.
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Well, I wanted to save myself
until we got married.
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But, sweetie,
you're not a virgin.
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Well, I am in
this relationship,
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and I think
it's romantic.
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Yeah, it's romantic until
he can't figure out
where to put it in.
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No...
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Honey,
what if he's terrible?
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He won't
be terrible.
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No, he is an
amazing kisser.
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-Really?
-And he's so sexy,
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and he loves me.
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And I wanna do things
to him that I have never
done to anybody.
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Like the other night,
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I was thinking about
putting whipped cream
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all over my body.
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Low-fat Cool Whip
is the best.
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It's less sticky
than other brands.
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Low-fat Cool Whip...
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I can't believe
you haven't slept with him.
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It's been...
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too long!
I am so horny!
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Horny.
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Later, those of us
not getting married
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celebrated our singleness
with a booty call.
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I'm so glad you called.
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As soon
as I landed.
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And Samantha had
a vertical scotch tasting
252
00:11:31,917 --> 00:11:33,667
that turned into
a horizontal one.
253
00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:36,080
I had no idea you Americans
were so bloody friendly-like.
254
00:11:36,166 --> 00:11:38,286
She had a hard time
understanding him,
255
00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:40,375
but she understood
he was hard.
256
00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:42,328
Oh!
257
00:11:42,417 --> 00:11:44,667
Later, downtown,
I decided to crawl into bed
with Aidan...
258
00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:45,790
Hey, Pete.
259
00:11:45,875 --> 00:11:46,705
...but he wasn't
in his bed.
260
00:11:46,792 --> 00:11:47,792
Hey, beautiful.
261
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,415
What brings
you down here?
262
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:52,044
I was trying
to surprise you.
263
00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:54,455
You can't surprise
a man with a dog.
264
00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:57,080
I see that.
265
00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:01,875
What are you
working on there?
266
00:12:01,959 --> 00:12:03,579
The wedding gift.
267
00:12:03,667 --> 00:12:05,707
This is for
Charlotte and Trey?
268
00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:08,752
You said you wanted to
give them a piece of
my furniture.
269
00:12:08,834 --> 00:12:11,044
Yeah, I didn't mean you
had to make something.
270
00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:12,995
We could have just
picked a piece.
271
00:12:13,083 --> 00:12:15,213
Well, guess what?
I make all that stuff, too.
272
00:12:15,291 --> 00:12:18,421
Yeah, I know,
but this is...
273
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:20,630
This is too nice.
274
00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:24,133
Well, I wanted it
to mean something.
275
00:12:25,834 --> 00:12:29,134
God, I was about to get
them steak knives.
276
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:33,829
Okay,
what does it mean?
277
00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:37,290
Well,
it's a love seat.
278
00:12:37,375 --> 00:12:39,165
That I get.
279
00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:42,495
It's two different
types of wood
280
00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:45,673
from two
different trees.
281
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:50,423
They blend together
and make it stronger.
282
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,170
Just like, umm...
283
00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:54,000
A mixed drink?
284
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,245
Kinda like
two people in love.
285
00:12:57,333 --> 00:13:00,503
-Right, that too.
-Are you gonna make fun of this?
286
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:05,670
No, it's really...
287
00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:09,956
Nicer than
anyone deserves.
288
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,710
You see this piece?
289
00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:19,708
This big old flaw
right here,
290
00:13:19,792 --> 00:13:22,462
it's not a flaw really,
it's just...
291
00:13:22,542 --> 00:13:23,832
It's just the way the wood is,
292
00:13:23,917 --> 00:13:27,247
I think it's interesting.
Kind of beautiful.
293
00:13:37,041 --> 00:13:39,171
So flaws
can be good?
294
00:13:39,959 --> 00:13:42,209
Flaws are
the best part.
295
00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:45,333
This was the time
to tell him.
296
00:13:45,417 --> 00:13:48,457
I could feel the words
bubbling up inside me,
297
00:13:48,542 --> 00:13:52,172
but if I told him,
could he still love me?
298
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:54,250
I wasn't ready
to find out.
299
00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:11,213
There was another
booty call that night.
300
00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:14,208
-Hi!
-Hi!
301
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:17,170
Hi, sweetie-kins.
302
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:20,130
Charlotte York,
are you drunk?
303
00:14:22,291 --> 00:14:26,421
Yes, yes, I am,
Trey MacDougal.
304
00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:34,330
And, today,
305
00:14:34,417 --> 00:14:37,627
is officially
our wedding day.
306
00:14:38,792 --> 00:14:41,752
And I can't
wait any longer.
307
00:14:43,709 --> 00:14:47,289
Can we please
make love right now?
308
00:14:47,959 --> 00:14:51,499
-Are you sure?
-Oh, yes, yes, yes, I am.
309
00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:54,923
Take me to
your bedroom now.
310
00:14:55,291 --> 00:14:57,421
Alrighty then.
311
00:14:57,875 --> 00:14:59,495
Whoo!
312
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:06,288
Well, that was
unfortunate.
313
00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:09,876
Has this...
314
00:15:09,959 --> 00:15:13,249
Has this ever happened
to you before?
315
00:15:13,792 --> 00:15:15,632
Every now and then.
316
00:15:15,959 --> 00:15:17,289
Oh...
317
00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:23,205
I just didn't think it
would happen with you.
318
00:15:24,917 --> 00:15:26,287
Oh...
319
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:29,882
I mean,
it's no big deal.
320
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:33,673
Sometimes intercourse
just doesn't do it for me.
321
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,210
Oh.
322
00:15:36,542 --> 00:15:38,082
You know, I can get
the sails up,
323
00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:41,956
but I just can't bring it
into the harbor.
324
00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:47,996
Is there anything
I can do?
325
00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:50,213
Yes, there is.
326
00:15:50,792 --> 00:15:52,132
What?
327
00:15:52,542 --> 00:15:53,832
You can marry me.
328
00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:57,667
I'm already
doing that.
329
00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:59,540
I love you,
Charlotte.
330
00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:04,129
And sex is such a small
part of it for us.
331
00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:05,958
You know, that's what
I love about you.
332
00:16:06,041 --> 00:16:09,251
It's not just
about the sex.
333
00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:12,083
Charlotte couldn't
sleep at all that night.
334
00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:16,542
And neither could I.
335
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,830
All I could think about
was the fact that
I was a cheater.
336
00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:24,537
I cheated and lied
in fifth grade,
337
00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:27,205
and I was
still doing it.
338
00:16:32,041 --> 00:16:33,501
This isn't gonna work.
339
00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:36,628
What do you mean, us?
340
00:16:36,709 --> 00:16:38,579
We can't have you
sneaking out here,
341
00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:39,997
3:00 in the morning every time
342
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,673
you want a cigarette.
343
00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:45,535
I tried to quit,
I just couldn't.
344
00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:48,463
Well...
345
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:52,785
I guess I'll just have
to learn to live with it.
346
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,420
But you said you
couldn't date a smoker.
347
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,420
You're not
just a smoker.
348
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,750
You're a lot
of things.
349
00:17:01,917 --> 00:17:03,627
And I'm not perfect.
350
00:17:03,709 --> 00:17:06,419
Oh, yeah?
What's your flaw?
351
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:10,133
You tell me.
352
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:13,000
I don't know.
353
00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:15,043
That was another lie.
354
00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:16,665
I knew
what his flaw was.
355
00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,540
It was trusting me
with his heart.
356
00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:20,915
Aidan, I need to
tell you something.
357
00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:23,172
What?
358
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,460
But, suddenly,
I couldn't tell him.
359
00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:26,922
I was afraid
that if I did,
360
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,880
he'd never look at me
that way again.
361
00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:31,249
So, I didn't.
362
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,287
I love you.
363
00:17:33,959 --> 00:17:35,829
I love you, too.
364
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:43,036
Let's go back
and go to bed.
365
00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:45,955
No, I should
get home.
366
00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:47,915
My stuff's
at home.
367
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,630
My stuff
for the wedding.
368
00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:53,666
I'm the maid of honor,
I need to be presentable.
369
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:56,000
Alright,
I'll come with you.
370
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:58,923
No, no,
stay here, just...
371
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,080
just pick me up
in the morning.
372
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:04,083
I'll get my stuff,
I have to go.
373
00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:13,575
Is this wedding black tie,
because I don't have a tux.
374
00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:15,917
Well, the groom
is in a kilt,
375
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,330
so, I think
pretty much...
376
00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:18,417
Ow!
377
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:21,630
-What happened?
-Oh, I cut my finger.
378
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:22,789
-Jesus!
-Ahh...
379
00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:25,535
It's okay,
it happens.
380
00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:27,495
I mean, you haven't
made breakfast
381
00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:30,003
till you've made it
at 10,000 feet
in turbulence.
382
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:32,673
Man, it's really bleeding.
Look at this.
383
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:34,000
I saw it,
I saw it, oh...
384
00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:35,833
-What should I do?
-I don't know.
385
00:18:35,917 --> 00:18:37,747
God, it's deep,
you think I need stitches?
386
00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:39,424
I don't know, will you
stop putting it in my face?
387
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,540
Well, I think it's
really bad, look!
388
00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:43,575
Stop it, stop it!
389
00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:45,497
Blood makes me queasy!
390
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,423
But you're a doctor.
391
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,210
Aren't you?
392
00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:51,535
Not really, no.
393
00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:53,205
What are you then?
394
00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:56,961
Assistant Manager
of The Athlete's Foot
at 81st and Broadway.
395
00:18:57,041 --> 00:18:58,581
So, you lied?
396
00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:00,127
I'm sorry.
397
00:19:00,542 --> 00:19:03,832
I just always wanted
to sleep with a stewardess.
398
00:19:03,917 --> 00:19:07,287
For a brief moment
Miranda considered coming clean,
399
00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:08,785
but then they'd
both be liars,
400
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:10,415
and he wouldn't have
slept with a stewardess,
401
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,000
and she wouldn't
have been one.
402
00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:14,133
I think you
should go, Harris.
403
00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:17,128
And I hope I never have you
on one of my flights.
404
00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:18,918
Well, I wouldn't
be on first class.
405
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,580
No, you wouldn't.
406
00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:25,963
Ow!
407
00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:30,667
Hey.
408
00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:32,827
Hey, I'm running late
and Charlotte will
never forgive me.
409
00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:33,957
I just need to...
410
00:19:34,667 --> 00:19:36,077
Hey, what's that?
411
00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:37,960
It's the wedding gift.
412
00:19:38,041 --> 00:19:40,041
That love seat
packs up nice.
413
00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:41,995
-It's a Polaroid.
-Oh.
414
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:45,210
You look too hot
to be a bridesmaid.
415
00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:47,421
I thought the whole
point was to...
416
00:19:47,792 --> 00:19:51,172
wear a bad dress
and be humiliated.
417
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:53,500
It's not that
kind of wedding.
418
00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:57,043
I thought maybe one day
I'd build us a love seat.
419
00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:58,495
Hmm?
420
00:19:58,583 --> 00:20:00,003
-Maybe.
-Yeah?
421
00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:02,003
Alright, we're gonna be late.
I'm just gonna grab my...
422
00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:03,333
Come here.
423
00:20:03,417 --> 00:20:06,247
I was supposed to be at
the church ten minutes ago.
424
00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:08,923
You never let me
hold you anymore.
425
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,708
Oh... Why do you keep
running away?
426
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,422
I'm not running away.
427
00:20:13,792 --> 00:20:15,632
What are you
afraid of?
428
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:23,038
Aidan, I slept with
my ex-boyfriend.
429
00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:25,535
You met him
at the furniture show,
and then we slept together,
430
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:29,575
and I didn't tell you
and I'm sorry.
431
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,170
You slept
with that guy?
432
00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:39,250
When we were
going out?
433
00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:41,540
Once?
434
00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:43,205
No, more than once.
435
00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:45,001
And he was married,
and it was a mess,
436
00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:48,383
and I don't know
what I was thinking.
I wasn't thinking.
437
00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:49,708
But, it is so,
so over,
438
00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:54,172
and I-- and it was wrong,
and I just...
439
00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:56,668
I just hope you can...
440
00:20:58,959 --> 00:21:01,459
Here, I think
I want to be alone.
441
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:08,503
Well...
442
00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:12,631
What about
the wedding?
443
00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:15,833
Just go without me.
444
00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:18,332
I'm gonna
take a walk.
445
00:21:18,417 --> 00:21:20,127
Will you meet me
there later?
446
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:28,207
Miranda, please don't
bleed on my dress.
447
00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:29,631
I'm trying
not to.
448
00:21:29,709 --> 00:21:31,669
Here we go!
-Where is Carrie?
449
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:33,460
She'll be here.
450
00:21:34,041 --> 00:21:36,001
Oh, Charlotte,
my grandmother's necklace
451
00:21:36,083 --> 00:21:37,583
looks beautiful
on you.
452
00:21:37,667 --> 00:21:39,167
Bunny...
453
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:41,960
can I escort you to your
seat-like, you know?
454
00:21:42,041 --> 00:21:43,171
Excuse me?
455
00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:45,210
He asked if he could
escort you to your seat.
456
00:21:45,291 --> 00:21:47,921
Oh, certainly.
457
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,040
I guess it's time.
458
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,790
By the way,
they do wear something
under those kilts.
459
00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:55,285
But it's easy
to get off.
460
00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:57,125
The wedding
was complete.
461
00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:58,628
Charlotte
had something old,
462
00:21:58,709 --> 00:22:00,999
something new,
something borrowed,
463
00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:02,633
and someone
Samantha blew.
464
00:22:02,709 --> 00:22:04,709
-Carrie!
-Ah!
465
00:22:05,542 --> 00:22:07,292
I'm sorry
I'm so late.
466
00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:09,535
It's okay,
I'm just glad you're here.
467
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:13,710
Jeez,
you look perfect.
468
00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:15,422
Honestly?
469
00:22:16,709 --> 00:22:18,379
Honestly.
470
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,170
-We should go.
471
00:22:20,250 --> 00:22:21,830
-Oh, right.
-Come on, you.
472
00:22:21,917 --> 00:22:23,417
Okay.
473
00:22:50,667 --> 00:22:52,377
Despite all
her bitching,
474
00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:55,578
Samantha actually enjoyed
being a bridesmaid.
475
00:23:01,875 --> 00:23:03,785
And, Miranda,
back to being herself,
476
00:23:03,875 --> 00:23:05,825
found a
last minute date.
477
00:23:17,208 --> 00:23:18,168
Carrie...
478
00:23:19,959 --> 00:23:21,379
I have to tell
you something.
479
00:23:21,458 --> 00:23:22,668
Right now?
480
00:23:22,750 --> 00:23:24,290
Yeah.
481
00:23:29,291 --> 00:23:31,081
Trey can't
get it up.
482
00:23:31,166 --> 00:23:32,536
What?
483
00:23:32,917 --> 00:23:35,577
We slept together last night
and he couldn't get it up!
484
00:23:35,667 --> 00:23:36,787
Was he drunk?
485
00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:39,665
No, I was drunk,
he was fine.
486
00:23:40,667 --> 00:23:43,287
Well, then, it must have
been wedding night jitters.
487
00:23:44,625 --> 00:23:46,745
He says it happens
sometimes.
488
00:23:46,834 --> 00:23:49,544
Since she was already
in the big white dress,
489
00:23:49,625 --> 00:23:51,575
I reached for
a little white lie.
490
00:23:51,667 --> 00:23:54,287
Hey.
Happens to everybody.
491
00:23:54,375 --> 00:23:57,535
I just should have slept
with him the first date.
492
00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:00,080
Um...
493
00:24:00,166 --> 00:24:02,496
Maybe he jerked off
right before you got there,
494
00:24:02,583 --> 00:24:04,883
and he was just too
embarrassed to tell you.
495
00:24:04,959 --> 00:24:06,499
Okay?
496
00:24:08,166 --> 00:24:11,496
-I do love him.
-And he loves you.
497
00:24:12,542 --> 00:24:14,832
Maybe he did jerk off.
498
00:24:15,709 --> 00:24:17,079
Listen, Charlotte, sweetie,
499
00:24:17,166 --> 00:24:19,166
if you don't wanna
go through this,
500
00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:21,040
you don't have to.
501
00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:24,575
Alright, we'll just get a cab
and everyone will just
have to get over it.
502
00:24:25,083 --> 00:24:26,713
Okay?
503
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:36,460
No...
504
00:24:36,542 --> 00:24:37,922
I'm getting married.
505
00:24:41,542 --> 00:24:42,582
Okay. Go.
506
00:24:42,667 --> 00:24:43,627
Okay.
507
00:24:43,709 --> 00:24:44,879
Carrie!
508
00:24:45,834 --> 00:24:47,384
Come here.
509
00:24:48,709 --> 00:24:51,539
-Yes?
-Don't tell anyone.
510
00:24:51,917 --> 00:24:53,127
Go.
511
00:24:53,208 --> 00:24:54,708
Okay. Go!
512
00:24:58,875 --> 00:25:01,455
Charlotte was 34,
single,
513
00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:04,212
and standing
in a $14,000 dress.
514
00:25:04,291 --> 00:25:05,541
She was getting married.
515
00:25:05,625 --> 00:25:07,955
And not even a low libido
could stop her.
516
00:25:44,917 --> 00:25:47,787
Okay, could you hold
this for a second for me?
517
00:25:47,875 --> 00:25:49,415
Sure.
518
00:25:58,291 --> 00:25:59,251
Hey.
519
00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:01,825
Hey, you.
520
00:26:04,083 --> 00:26:06,583
I walked around this
block for about an hour.
521
00:26:07,792 --> 00:26:10,252
I couldn't bring
myself to go in.
522
00:26:11,125 --> 00:26:13,575
I'm so sorry, Aidan.
523
00:26:15,208 --> 00:26:16,788
I know it.
524
00:26:19,625 --> 00:26:21,955
I never meant
to hurt you.
525
00:26:22,041 --> 00:26:23,961
I know.
526
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,170
But I did.
I'm sorry.
527
00:26:31,875 --> 00:26:33,705
Yeah.
528
00:26:36,125 --> 00:26:38,285
Couldn't it be
like the wood?
529
00:26:38,375 --> 00:26:41,415
And that's my flaw,
and, and...
530
00:26:43,542 --> 00:26:45,792
And you're the other wood,
and that...
531
00:26:46,291 --> 00:26:48,041
that makes it stronger.
532
00:26:50,291 --> 00:26:52,711
It's just not that
simple, Carrie.
533
00:27:01,208 --> 00:27:03,828
I just wish I didn't
know about this.
534
00:27:04,250 --> 00:27:07,380
I just wanted to be
honest with you.
535
00:27:10,583 --> 00:27:13,213
And people
make mistakes.
536
00:27:22,333 --> 00:27:24,213
I just know myself.
537
00:27:24,417 --> 00:27:26,787
This isn't the kind of
thing I can get over.
538
00:27:33,542 --> 00:27:37,332
I just need to be
on my own for a while.
539
00:27:38,458 --> 00:27:40,538
Be on my own.
540
00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:58,290
I really loved you.
541
00:28:05,125 --> 00:28:07,375
Carrie, they need
us for photos.
542
00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:09,923
Okay.
543
00:28:27,917 --> 00:28:29,627
I told him.
544
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,540
Let me straighten that out.
545
00:28:33,625 --> 00:28:35,535
-Come here.
-Thanks.
546
00:28:35,625 --> 00:28:37,455
-Hi!
-Hey.
547
00:28:40,125 --> 00:28:43,955
It's hard to find
people who will love
you no matter what.
548
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,170
Here we go, nice!
549
00:28:49,250 --> 00:28:51,000
Everybody looks
beautiful.
550
00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:54,293
I was lucky enough
to find three of them.