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In every relationship,
there comes a time
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when you take that next
important step.
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-Do I look alright?
-Don't worry, they'll love you.
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I just wanna make
the right impression.
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They'll love you
because I love you.
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Here we are.
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For some couples, that step
is meeting the parents.
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For me, it's meeting the Prada.
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Holy shit!
You know, on my planet...
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the clothing stores
have clothes.
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Ladies.
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-So, how often do you shop here?
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Carrie!
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Hi!
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I'm gonna guess more than once.
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Oh, if all my customers
were this beautiful, yeah?
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-Aw... Tony...
-Yeah.
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this is my boyfriend,
Jack Berger.
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Hey, how are you?
Oh! Okay.
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Oh, two!
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Bonus round, I'm down with that.
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-He's funny, yes?
-Yes.
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And this is his
first time at Prada.
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Well, we have some amazing
new things for men.
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Oh, I'm just here
for my amazing new girlfriend.
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Can I get you
something to drink?
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Cappuccino, bottled water,
champagne?
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-Champagne? Yes!
-Yes.
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Some couples spend Saturday
afternoon shopping...
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Look everybody, it's Carrie!
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Other couples
spend it sexing.
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Aren't ya gonna shower?
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Nope.
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I wanna smell you
on me all night.
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Dirty boy.
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So, how's Friday...
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-at nine?
-I can't do Friday.
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But we always do Friday.
It's TGI-Fuck day.
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My play starts previews
this week.
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Play?
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I was thinking you could
come check it out.
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It's a kick-ass play.
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"Kick-ass play."
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Three words I hope
never to hear again.
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Come on.
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It's in Brooklyn,
I don't do borough.
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Oh, don't give me that look.
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I'm the one who should be hurt.
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You always spend Fridays in me.
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Okay, here's the deal.
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You come see me in Brooklyn.
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And afterwards,
I'll make sure you come
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and come and come
in the bedroom.
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Hey.
What do you think?
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Oh-ho. Two things.
One, you look damn fine.
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Two, I'm a little hammered.
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Here, for you.
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-Try, eh?
-Now that is fabulous.
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Yeah, you know,
I never say fabulous,
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but if I did I would.
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That's what a real shirt
looks like, huh?
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Ooh!
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But you will wear forever.
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Yeah, I'd have to.
Does it also somehow open into
a small studio apartment?
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-Carrie, tell him.
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My girlfriend used to
talk me into things,
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and I am a better man for it.
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This is our first
shopping trip together,
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I wanna take it slow.
So, how is Claudia?
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We broke up.
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-Oh.
-Yeah, this is tragic.
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Only thing more tragic is
Jack Berger not having Prada.
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Oh, what can I say, except,
thanks for the hooch.
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Fine. So, Carrie.
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Do you know any fantastic,
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gorgeous single woman like
yourself I could go out with?
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-Cheer up, sweetie.
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I may have found you
the "impossible dreamboat."
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Straight, single,
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and works for Prada.
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-Mm.
-Is he Jewish?
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What? Did you think
I was gonna throw away
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all my new religious beliefs
just because Harry and I
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-are no longer together?
Um...
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Yeah.
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I'm not a fair-weathered Jew.
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Besides, I can't even
think about dating again.
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I'm way too sad
about losing Harry.
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Now, Charlotte,
honey.
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You will start dating eventually
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and by then this Prada item
may be off the rack.
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If she's not ready to move on,
she's not ready to move on.
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People can't move on
before they're ready.
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I'm just saying...
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I can't even imagine
dating again.
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I mean, what would
I say about myself?
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"I was married
and then I got divorced.
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And then I fell in love
with my divorce lawyer
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and we were gonna get married.
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But then I blew it
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and we split up, too."
It's depressing.
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Well, now you went
and told the truth. Hm.
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Okay, what are we gonna do
about it?
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I say we get all dressed up,
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we go out for drinks
Friday night.
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I'll wear my new Prada.
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-Oh!
-I'm in!
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-Oh, excellent.
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Shit motherfucker fuck shit.
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There's a shit motherfucker
fuck shit situation?
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I have to go to the theater.
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They finally
made that mandatory?
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A new play in Brooklyn,
Jerry's in it.
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So it's children's theater.
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Oh, I think that's sweet.
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It's not sweet.
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It's pathetic how far a gal
will go for a good fuck.
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Disguising that wood paneling
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is going to take a lot
of filling.
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And speaking
of the theater.
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That night, Miranda continued
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performing her one-woman show,
"I'm Not In Love With Steve."
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Hey.
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How is life on the playground?
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Aw, the little bratty girl
had a birthday.
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Bratty had a birthday?
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Yep, here.
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I scammed ya a cupcake.
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It's chocolate,
I had to fight for it.
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For me? Thanks.
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Yeah, I'm gettin' a gut
from all the cupcake action
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-on that playground.
-Oh. You don't have a gut.
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Gut!
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Okay, so I gotta run.
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I wanna get home
and see the Knicks game.
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Why don't you watch it here?
I mean...
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I pay for the ESPN and all,
and I've...
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and I've got
all this extra food and all.
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That is, unless you have plans
with someone in which case--
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No. Debbie's got shit to do.
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I wouldn't be crowdin' ya?
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For the guy who scammed me
the chocolate cupcake?
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Cool.
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The Knicks overtime turned into
Steve's over-nighter.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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-Hey.
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All right. Now,
I have to call somebody.
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You have a Prada abuse problem.
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Oh, I do, do I?
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Here. For you.
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It's the "I never say fabulous"
fabulous shirt.
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Hey. Well, Carrie,
you know, thanks,
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but you can't afford this.
You can't afford that
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stuff you bought yourself.
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Last week I couldn't, but voila!
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It's a check
from our publishers.
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They sold my book in Paris.
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-It's an advance from France.
-Wow,
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-that's quite an advance.
-I know, I can't believe it.
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Half off at home,
big deal in France.
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I'm the literary Jerry Lewis.
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So you see,
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you have to have
the "I never say fabulous"
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fabulous shirt because you are
the most fabulous...
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of all the fabulous men
who never say fabulous.
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That's... Okay. Thank you.
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Ah! I'm starving.
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What looks good?
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The next day, I met Miranda
and little Lord Brady
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for an early evening walk.
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Hey, if I get tired
in about a block,
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can you push me around in that?
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Sure.
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Steve slept over
the other night.
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Pardonnez-moi?
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On the couch.
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We were watching the Knicks game
and it got late.
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Someone's gonna get hurt.
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Carrie, I can't help it.
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It was the most fun
I've had in a long time.
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I like being around him.
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Then tell him that,
I beg of you.
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He has a girlfriend,
did you forget?
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No. Did you?
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No!
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Well, he probably
already knows how you feel.
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No way. I'm acting my ass off.
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There is no Academy Award
for that. Just so you know.
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Oh, my God.
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Hey, Courtney!
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-Oh.
-Hi.
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Carrie Bradshaw.
The toast of Europe!
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Oh, hardly.
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Oh! Uh, Miranda,
this is Courtney, my publisher.
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Ex! Ex-publisher. I just
got the boot. Hence the gin.
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I'm gonna go home and make
myself a welfare martini.
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Wait... Why?
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Uh,Disappointing sales
in my sector. End quote.
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-Oh, I'm sorry.
-Oh, fuck 'em. End quote.
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If it weren't for the European
interest in your book,
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I probably woulda gotten
the boot a week ago
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when they started
droppin' all my authors.
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How's Berger handling it?
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He's so friggin' talented
I can't stand it.
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They shoulda never dropped
the second book option.
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Shortsighted a-holes.
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You know what, you tell him
to get the phone book out
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and give me a call
if he needs a drinkin' buddy.
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Cute kid. See ya.
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Berger never said
anything to me.
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Oh, my God.
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And I'm running around
buying him shirts
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and shoving my big check in
his face.
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Well, ya didn't know.
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Oh, God, I feel awful.
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Why did I have to parade in
and brag about that check?
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-Because you're proud of it.
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And you earned it.
It's okay to be proud of it.
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Oh, this is not good.
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So what now, should
I tell him that I know?
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Maybe you should wait
till he brings it up.
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Oh, move over Brady,
I'm gettin' tired.
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And in Central Park...
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Not him. Gay.
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Gay and doesn't know it.
Here.
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Pale, with no arms, straight
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and Jee-hoo-ish.
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Please. Harry
and I just broke up.
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Char, you loved Harry.
I loved Harry.
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We all loved Harry.
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But it's been two weeks. Next.
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No next.
It doesn't work like that.
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Oh, yes it do. And it better
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because you are
knock-knock-knockin' on
sad gal door.
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And nobody loves a sad gal.
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You don't understand
what this feels like.
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-You never-- Never mind.
-What?
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I've never what?
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Lost the love of my life?
Wrong!
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Paulo. Brazilian.
Broke my heart,
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I've never gotten over him.
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Anthony.
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He had an ass like two scoops
of butter pecan ice cream.
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Him. I could see you with him.
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I'm not interested.
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Well, you better get interested,
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or you're gonna end up
all alone and with no mans.
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Well maybe I am.
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And would that be
the worst thing
that could happen?
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Eh-heh.
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Nice day to get laid.
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The corn.
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Harvested.
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The hay.
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Harvested.
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My youth?
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Samantha wondered if perhaps
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she had judged
the arts too quickly.
259
00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:00,019
So, was it worth the trip?
260
00:12:01,001 --> 00:12:02,021
I'm not usually
a fan of the theater,
261
00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:05,010
but get your cock out.
262
00:12:09,011 --> 00:12:10,011
Did you like the play?
263
00:12:10,013 --> 00:12:13,013
I felt like I was hit
with a tranquilizer dart.
264
00:12:13,008 --> 00:12:15,008
Well, did you at least
like my monologue?
265
00:12:15,010 --> 00:12:16,010
What monologue?
266
00:12:16,015 --> 00:12:18,015
After you dropped trou
all I could think was,
267
00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:21,000
I gotta get me some of that.
268
00:12:22,004 --> 00:12:24,024
This. Mm.
269
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,010
Well, I hope the critics
like it more than you.
270
00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:29,007
I quit my restaurant job today.
271
00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:32,006
Yeah, they wouldn't
let me off to do the play,
272
00:12:32,015 --> 00:12:35,015
so fuck 'em.
Maybe it'll be a big hit.
273
00:12:35,017 --> 00:12:36,017
How?
274
00:12:36,018 --> 00:12:38,018
The promotion of this thing
is all out of whack.
275
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,010
I mean, you have this pathetic,
sad little flyer,
276
00:12:41,013 --> 00:12:42,023
and nowhere on it does it say
277
00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:44,022
the most important thing
about the play.
278
00:12:44,022 --> 00:12:48,002
-What's that?
-Full frontal. You. Naked.
279
00:12:48,006 --> 00:12:51,006
Now that's a reason
to go to the theater.
280
00:12:51,010 --> 00:12:52,020
Who's doing the PR?
281
00:12:52,023 --> 00:12:53,023
No one.
282
00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:55,023
They don't have money
for that kinda thing.
283
00:12:55,019 --> 00:12:57,019
We're gettin' paid
like 30 bucks.
284
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:02,002
Is this really what you
wanna do with your life?
285
00:13:02,002 --> 00:13:03,022
Stand in an empty theater
286
00:13:03,022 --> 00:13:06,012
talking some
harvest-harvest bullshit?
287
00:13:06,009 --> 00:13:09,019
Yeah.
I love it, I'm an actor.
288
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:13,003
Then I'm gonna help you.
289
00:13:15,010 --> 00:13:17,000
You're gonna help me be
an actor.
290
00:13:17,003 --> 00:13:19,013
No, I'm gonna
help you be a star.
291
00:13:19,013 --> 00:13:21,023
Look, if I have
to go see you act,
292
00:13:21,022 --> 00:13:24,002
there better be
a red carpet involved.
293
00:13:24,002 --> 00:13:25,002
I don't need help.
294
00:13:25,006 --> 00:13:27,006
All I gotta do
is work on my craft.
295
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:31,004
All you have to do
is work on your abs.
296
00:13:31,006 --> 00:13:34,006
But we have to do
something about your name--
297
00:13:34,009 --> 00:13:36,009
Jerry Jerrod, awful.
298
00:13:36,008 --> 00:13:37,998
-Stop talking.
299
00:13:38,002 --> 00:13:44,012
Whatever you say,
Matt, Toby, Ryan...
300
00:13:53,003 --> 00:13:55,023
Is something wrong?
301
00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:59,020
No, no, I'm-- I'm...
Just preoccupied.
302
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000
Hey, Berger, it's okay, I know.
303
00:14:07,005 --> 00:14:09,005
About the book option.
304
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,020
I bumped into Courtney
a few days ago.
305
00:14:15,019 --> 00:14:16,999
Why didn't you
say anything sooner?
306
00:14:17,006 --> 00:14:18,016
Because I just--
I didn't know if--
307
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000
-Does anyone else know?
-Like who?
308
00:14:21,006 --> 00:14:22,016
Any of your friends?
309
00:14:22,019 --> 00:14:24,009
Well, Miranda was with me, but--
310
00:14:24,007 --> 00:14:25,997
Oh, I don't want her to know.
311
00:14:26,003 --> 00:14:27,023
She's fine. It's no big deal.
312
00:14:27,023 --> 00:14:28,023
It is to me!
313
00:14:28,023 --> 00:14:32,013
No, no, I-- I meant to her.
314
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,017
Right.
315
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:40,997
I'm sorry.
316
00:14:41,004 --> 00:14:42,024
What do you have
to be sorry about?
317
00:14:43,001 --> 00:14:45,011
The shirt and the check,
I just-- I feel awful,
318
00:14:45,013 --> 00:14:46,023
-I would never have--
-Hey, hey,
319
00:14:46,021 --> 00:14:48,011
this has nothing
to do with that.
320
00:14:48,008 --> 00:14:49,008
-Alright?
321
00:14:49,015 --> 00:14:51,005
I think that that check
is great.
322
00:14:51,013 --> 00:14:54,003
Don't feel bad about that,
you earned that.
323
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,008
Good for you.
324
00:14:57,007 --> 00:14:59,007
I'm proud of ya.
325
00:15:03,016 --> 00:15:05,016
Hey, Berger, you want me
to talk to my new editor?
326
00:15:05,021 --> 00:15:08,011
Oh, Jesus Christ.
No. Thank you.
327
00:15:08,009 --> 00:15:12,009
It's just--
it's a dropped option.
328
00:15:12,016 --> 00:15:15,006
I'll be fine.
329
00:15:16,013 --> 00:15:20,013
Yes, you will be.
Because you're great.
330
00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:26,000
He grunted.
331
00:15:26,003 --> 00:15:28,013
End of discussion.
I shouldn't have said anything.
332
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,000
Look, when men are failing--
333
00:15:30,002 --> 00:15:31,002
Berger is not failing.
334
00:15:31,006 --> 00:15:32,016
Fine. When men are flailing.
335
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:35,018
Okay, yes, there, there's
a bit of a flail.
336
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:38,008
They need strong women
to charge in there and help.
337
00:15:38,014 --> 00:15:40,014
Like I did, with Smith Jerrod.
338
00:15:40,009 --> 00:15:40,999
Who?
339
00:15:41,005 --> 00:15:42,995
Jerry.
I changed his name.
340
00:15:43,005 --> 00:15:44,005
-Oh.
-I'm helping him
341
00:15:44,013 --> 00:15:45,023
with his career,
342
00:15:45,021 --> 00:15:50,001
and Smith is the perfect name
for the next big thing.
343
00:15:50,021 --> 00:15:52,011
-Wow!
-Mm!
344
00:15:52,013 --> 00:15:54,013
"Smith Jerrod,
the next 'it' boy,
345
00:15:54,016 --> 00:15:56,016
is so 'it' that the glitterati
346
00:15:56,022 --> 00:16:00,002
are migrating to Brooklyn
to see him act."
347
00:16:00,004 --> 00:16:02,014
Are the glitterati
migrating to Brooklyn?
348
00:16:02,013 --> 00:16:04,003
Yes, you are.
349
00:16:04,003 --> 00:16:06,013
I got tickets for us
all opening night.
350
00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:08,007
Invite everyone fabulous
you know and dress up.
351
00:16:08,014 --> 00:16:11,014
I got a whole red carpet
thing happening.
352
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:12,011
Why are you doing all this?
353
00:16:12,010 --> 00:16:15,020
Well, he's 28
and making thirty bucks a week.
354
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:19,020
The poor guy was dying.
I could help. So I did.
355
00:16:19,023 --> 00:16:22,013
And he isn't threatened
by you offering to help?
356
00:16:22,009 --> 00:16:24,019
Oh, no. He's a whole
different generation.
357
00:16:24,018 --> 00:16:28,018
Younger guys aren't threatened
by strong women having power.
358
00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:32,000
Is it a whole generation
or just him?
359
00:16:33,016 --> 00:16:35,006
As women's roles
evolve and change,
360
00:16:35,016 --> 00:16:37,016
we assume that men's do
as well.
361
00:16:37,017 --> 00:16:39,017
There are hundreds upon
hundreds of articles
362
00:16:39,022 --> 00:16:41,012
written about the new man.
363
00:16:41,016 --> 00:16:43,996
But does this new man
really exist?
364
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,024
Perhaps he's just the old man
365
00:16:45,017 --> 00:16:48,017
renamed and repackaged
by some clever PR woman.
366
00:16:48,022 --> 00:16:52,022
Are the men of today
less threatened by
a woman's power, or...
367
00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:55,000
are they just acting?
368
00:17:04,019 --> 00:17:06,999
Ah... Damn...
369
00:17:08,014 --> 00:17:10,004
Hang on.
370
00:17:10,006 --> 00:17:11,016
Hey! You're early.
371
00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:13,000
-Am I?
-Yeah.
372
00:17:13,006 --> 00:17:14,016
-Oh.
-You look nice.
373
00:17:14,021 --> 00:17:16,011
-Do I?
374
00:17:16,008 --> 00:17:17,998
Hey, Brady.
375
00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:20,000
Uh-oh.
376
00:17:20,002 --> 00:17:22,022
It looks like
it's someone else's
turn to make cupcakes.
377
00:17:23,012 --> 00:17:24,022
That is so cute.
378
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,000
I never did it before
379
00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,014
but it can't be
that hard, right?
380
00:17:27,016 --> 00:17:29,006
Do I look like the baking type?
381
00:17:30,004 --> 00:17:32,004
-Right.
382
00:17:32,005 --> 00:17:36,015
Uh, "Mix batter
in a large bowl."
383
00:17:36,017 --> 00:17:39,997
Okay... Here's the bowl.
384
00:17:40,005 --> 00:17:42,005
Look at me! I'm bakin'.
385
00:17:42,013 --> 00:17:44,023
Miranda, you don't
have to do that.
386
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,021
Well, someone needs to help you
387
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:50,000
and Brady really has no
motor skills. One condition...
388
00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:51,023
I get to lick the bowl.
389
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,010
Deal.
390
00:17:53,010 --> 00:17:55,010
I have the milk
and eggs right here.
391
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:56,017
Wow, you really are
gonna score points
392
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,010
on the playground this week.
393
00:17:58,012 --> 00:17:59,022
It's not for the playground.
394
00:17:59,020 --> 00:18:02,000
They're birthday cupcakes
for Debbie.
395
00:18:03,017 --> 00:18:04,017
Fun.
396
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:08,001
We're havin' a party, and she
said she didn't want a cake.
397
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:09,995
But she didn't say
anything about cupcakes.
398
00:18:11,017 --> 00:18:15,007
So. How many cupcakes are
we making?
399
00:18:15,014 --> 00:18:21,024
H-A-P-P-Y B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y
D-E-B-B-I-E.
400
00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:22,020
Twenty!
401
00:18:22,022 --> 00:18:25,012
Twenty, great!
402
00:18:29,001 --> 00:18:31,021
Twenty little Debbie cakes
later...
403
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,010
Bad.
That's bad. That's bad, right?
404
00:18:34,016 --> 00:18:35,996
Here, let me do it.
405
00:18:36,006 --> 00:18:38,016
Shit! It's 6:30?
406
00:18:38,021 --> 00:18:41,011
Shit! I gotta go to work.
407
00:18:41,009 --> 00:18:44,019
So, okay, let's just-- um,
I'll finish those later.
408
00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:46,020
Go. Just go.
I'll-- I'll-- I'll do it.
409
00:18:46,017 --> 00:18:48,007
You can't do letters anyway.
410
00:18:48,011 --> 00:18:49,011
Really, you sure?
411
00:18:49,012 --> 00:18:50,012
Go.
412
00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:54,010
Oh...
413
00:18:54,010 --> 00:18:58,020
Thanks.
Miranda! You're the best!
414
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,020
-Jello?
415
00:19:16,001 --> 00:19:18,021
I'm not going.
I'm-- I'm not up for it.
416
00:19:18,022 --> 00:19:21,012
Oh, if I'm goin' to the theater,
you're going to the theater.
417
00:19:21,014 --> 00:19:23,014
-I can't.
-Well, are you all right?
418
00:19:23,008 --> 00:19:25,018
-What's wrong?
-Oh...
419
00:19:25,018 --> 00:19:28,008
I'm at Steve's
and he had to go to work
420
00:19:28,013 --> 00:19:31,013
and I got stuck helping him
make 20 cupcakes
421
00:19:31,016 --> 00:19:32,996
for his girlfriend's birthday.
422
00:19:34,003 --> 00:19:36,003
Why would he ask you to do that?
423
00:19:36,006 --> 00:19:37,016
He didn't. I...
424
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,020
I thought they were
for the playground
425
00:19:39,018 --> 00:19:42,008
and then it was
too late to back out.
426
00:19:42,008 --> 00:19:45,008
It's my own fault.
What did I think would happen?
427
00:19:45,016 --> 00:19:47,016
He would see how great
I make cupcakes
428
00:19:47,022 --> 00:19:50,002
-and be back in love with me?
429
00:19:50,003 --> 00:19:52,023
Dammit! I fucked up Debbie's B!
430
00:19:52,020 --> 00:19:53,020
Put down the icing.
431
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000
I have to finish.
432
00:19:55,002 --> 00:19:58,012
Debbie cannot
have your tears, no way.
433
00:19:58,015 --> 00:20:01,015
If I don't finish,
Steve will know something's up.
434
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:05,011
Miranda, you can't make those
cupcakes and live with yourself.
435
00:20:05,010 --> 00:20:07,020
Move away from the icing.
436
00:20:07,017 --> 00:20:08,997
What'll I tell Steve?
437
00:20:09,006 --> 00:20:11,016
Blame the baby.
That's what they're there for.
438
00:20:15,017 --> 00:20:16,017
I put it down.
439
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:17,020
Good girl.
440
00:20:18,001 --> 00:20:19,001
-Oh, God,
441
00:20:19,005 --> 00:20:21,015
that's Berger in a cab,
I'm not dressed yet.
Listen to me.
442
00:20:21,018 --> 00:20:24,008
You get out of there, you go
home, and I'll call you later.
443
00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:26,006
Okay?
444
00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:27,020
Okay, I love you, bye-bye.
445
00:20:27,021 --> 00:20:30,001
Me too. Bye.
446
00:20:30,018 --> 00:20:32,008
Bye. Oh, God.
447
00:20:37,019 --> 00:20:39,009
Surprise!
448
00:20:42,003 --> 00:20:44,013
-That's not a cab.
449
00:20:44,008 --> 00:20:45,018
Nah, this'll be much more fun.
450
00:20:45,023 --> 00:20:48,013
I haven't had her out on
the open road for a long time.
451
00:20:48,009 --> 00:20:53,009
Well, I'm not really dressed
very biker-chick.
452
00:20:53,016 --> 00:20:56,006
-Prada and all.
-Aw, it'll be fine. Come on.
453
00:20:56,014 --> 00:20:59,024
Not to be a total girl
about it, but...
454
00:20:59,017 --> 00:21:02,007
I really can't have
the helmet hair
455
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:04,020
when there's
a red carpet situation.
456
00:21:04,023 --> 00:21:06,013
You know, we haven't
been out on this thing
457
00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:08,005
the whole time
we've been dating?
458
00:21:08,010 --> 00:21:09,020
I really wanna take
the bike tonight.
459
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,000
Think how much fun
it's gonna be
460
00:21:11,004 --> 00:21:13,024
goin' over the Brooklyn Bridge,
huh?
461
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:16,022
Come on, Carrie. For me?
462
00:21:21,005 --> 00:21:23,005
All right. Just don't go fast.
463
00:21:23,012 --> 00:21:26,002
Look at that, huh?
464
00:21:28,002 --> 00:21:30,022
There is a little known
relationship law...
465
00:21:30,018 --> 00:21:32,998
When your man is down and out,
466
00:21:33,004 --> 00:21:35,024
you have to get up and on.
467
00:22:01,016 --> 00:22:04,006
I told you not to go fast!
468
00:22:05,005 --> 00:22:06,015
It wasn't that fast.
469
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,020
It just feels fast
'cause you're on the bike.
470
00:22:10,005 --> 00:22:11,015
Bullshit!
471
00:22:11,017 --> 00:22:14,007
Couldn't you feel my hands
digging into you?
472
00:22:14,012 --> 00:22:16,022
Yeah,
I thought you were excited.
473
00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:18,000
I was terrified!
474
00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:20,995
All right, well, calm down.
You're safe.
475
00:22:21,003 --> 00:22:23,013
Look, I am not gonna
die on a bridge
476
00:22:23,012 --> 00:22:26,012
so that you can feel like
some big man on a bike.
477
00:22:26,015 --> 00:22:27,015
What the fuck does that mean?
478
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,010
You know exactly what it means.
479
00:22:30,013 --> 00:22:33,013
And I'm sorry, but I am not
sorry I made that money.
480
00:22:33,008 --> 00:22:35,998
I worked really hard for it
and I never thought that you
481
00:22:36,005 --> 00:22:38,995
would be the type of guy that
would have a problem with that.
482
00:22:39,002 --> 00:22:42,002
Well, neither did I!
But I guess I do, don't I?
483
00:22:55,012 --> 00:22:57,012
I'm sorry about the bike.
484
00:22:59,001 --> 00:23:00,021
Are you gonna look at me?
485
00:23:06,020 --> 00:23:08,010
I didn't think
I was goin' that fast,
486
00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:10,023
I'm sorry.
I-- I'll never do it again.
487
00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:13,010
Yeah, well, I'll never
get on that bike again.
488
00:23:14,017 --> 00:23:17,007
Look, I don't wanna be this guy.
489
00:23:17,008 --> 00:23:19,018
I don't wanna be
the guy that's threatened
by your success,
490
00:23:19,020 --> 00:23:21,010
I swear to God.
I will do anything.
491
00:23:21,016 --> 00:23:22,996
I'll do whatever it takes.
492
00:23:23,002 --> 00:23:25,002
I don't wanna be this guy.
493
00:23:28,012 --> 00:23:31,012
I think you are magnificent.
494
00:23:33,011 --> 00:23:34,021
I do.
495
00:24:00,016 --> 00:24:02,006
That is for the helmet.
496
00:24:03,017 --> 00:24:05,997
Come on,
let's get this over with.
497
00:24:26,016 --> 00:24:27,996
Carrie, over here!
498
00:24:30,019 --> 00:24:31,999
They know you?
499
00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:33,014
I used to be a party girl.
500
00:24:37,002 --> 00:24:38,002
Can we get one alone?
501
00:24:39,005 --> 00:24:40,005
Can we get one alone, Carrie?
502
00:24:40,008 --> 00:24:41,998
No, mate. Alone, alone.
503
00:24:42,002 --> 00:24:43,002
Oh, yeah, sure.
504
00:24:43,005 --> 00:24:44,005
-No, no, no, no.
Alone.
505
00:24:44,015 --> 00:24:46,015
No. No, no, no, no,
we're together.
506
00:24:46,023 --> 00:24:48,003
What's his name?
507
00:24:48,006 --> 00:24:50,006
Jack Berger. He's a writer, too.
508
00:24:50,009 --> 00:24:53,009
That's great, love it.
Thanks a lot, mate, cheers!
509
00:25:01,011 --> 00:25:02,011
They just do that
510
00:25:02,015 --> 00:25:04,995
so they can get it
right for the papers.
511
00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:07,015
It just isn't my night.
512
00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:09,010
Look, I'm really not up to
going in,
513
00:25:09,015 --> 00:25:11,005
I'll just wreck it
for everybody.
514
00:25:11,014 --> 00:25:13,014
Be okay if I took off?
515
00:25:14,016 --> 00:25:16,996
I mean, you can get home
with the girls, right?
516
00:25:18,020 --> 00:25:19,020
You okay?
517
00:25:34,023 --> 00:25:36,023
"Hello gorgeous."
518
00:25:38,006 --> 00:25:40,016
That is the worst
Barbara Streisand
I have ever heard.
519
00:25:40,023 --> 00:25:43,003
When in Brooklyn,
do as the "Brooklyns" do.
520
00:25:43,006 --> 00:25:45,006
And speaking of the worst.
I have like the worst seat
521
00:25:45,015 --> 00:25:46,995
I've ever had.
522
00:25:47,005 --> 00:25:49,995
Not anymore you don't.
You're sitting with me.
523
00:25:51,005 --> 00:25:52,995
And speaking of one alone,
524
00:25:53,005 --> 00:25:56,005
Charlotte sat in the theater
surrounded by couples.
525
00:25:56,007 --> 00:25:58,017
And in one clear,
crystallized moment,
526
00:25:58,021 --> 00:26:02,021
she felt what her life
would be like with no mans.
527
00:26:03,018 --> 00:26:05,018
Excuse me.
Hey.
528
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000
Miranda's not coming,
529
00:26:07,004 --> 00:26:10,024
so my friend, Tony, from Prada,
is sitting next to you.
530
00:26:13,001 --> 00:26:14,001
Good evening.
531
00:26:14,006 --> 00:26:15,996
Hello.
532
00:26:16,002 --> 00:26:18,012
After all,
what single girl in New York
533
00:26:18,015 --> 00:26:20,015
would turn down
a gift from Prada?
534
00:26:24,006 --> 00:26:26,016
All of Manhattan is here.
535
00:26:26,021 --> 00:26:29,001
Who's watching the island?
536
00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:32,005
-Shh!
537
00:26:34,007 --> 00:26:38,007
My youth?
538
00:26:42,002 --> 00:26:44,002
Here, this is him.
539
00:26:57,005 --> 00:26:58,015
The rain came down.
540
00:26:59,001 --> 00:27:01,011
Hard and soft.
541
00:27:02,020 --> 00:27:05,020
It hit the grass. Green...
542
00:27:06,012 --> 00:27:07,022
and wet.
543
00:27:09,003 --> 00:27:12,013
Wet. So wet.
544
00:27:13,014 --> 00:27:15,024
It reminded me of you.
545
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,020
You always smelled
like the rain.
546
00:27:21,003 --> 00:27:22,023
A stud is born.
547
00:27:34,023 --> 00:27:39,013
That night,
Smith Jerrod's "Full Moon"
became a sensation.
548
00:27:45,018 --> 00:27:46,018
Full frontal,
549
00:27:46,020 --> 00:27:48,000
and he can act.
550
00:27:48,006 --> 00:27:49,016
Who knew?
551
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,000
Where's Berger?
552
00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:54,012
Oh, he left. He's coming down
with a cold.
553
00:27:54,009 --> 00:27:58,009
-Oh... I'll see you later.
-Okay. Okay. Good night.
554
00:27:58,016 --> 00:28:02,016
Yes. You wanna come over?
555
00:28:03,001 --> 00:28:04,011
Sure.
Okay.
556
00:28:04,014 --> 00:28:07,004
Maybe we were
all acting, all the time.
557
00:28:07,003 --> 00:28:10,013
And tonight, I was playing
the part of the woman
558
00:28:10,009 --> 00:28:11,019
in the great relationship
559
00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:15,013
whose boyfriend
was coming down with a cold.