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A single gal spends
most of her life
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searching for the perfect mail.
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And out of the blue,
it arrives.
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Aleksandr Petrovsky
was a rather famous artist
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with whom I'd had
one rather infamous date.
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It's been three whole weeks,
I thought you died or something.
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I did die, from rejection.
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How could you have left me
on the street all alone?
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It still hurts.
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Oh, you'll get over it,
you're a big boy.
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And where did you
get this information?
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I was in Holland for work.
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Oh, Holland, listen to you.
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Been there?
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Uh, to the "land of
the wooden shoes"?
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No, no, no, no. Mm-mm.
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I brought you a little present.
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Let's sit down.
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Milk chocolate.
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Or perhaps you like dark?
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I've got it right here.
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You don't have a mouse trap
in there do you?
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No... Why would I?
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I was being silly.
You know,
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in the cartoons,
when they put
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their hands in the things--
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-Okay.
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Okay.
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Ooh.
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Et voila.
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Light or dark?
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A little piece.
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Second only to the search
for the perfect male...
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is the search for
the perfect fragrance.
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Am I peppermint musk?
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Ladies, I'm taking a lova.
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Yes...
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A lova.
Aleksandr Petrovsky.
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Wait, the old guy?
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I beg your pardon.
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My lova is not old.
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He is worldly and wise
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and very sexy.
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He is sexy.
-Very.
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Yesterday, I almost did it
with him on a park bench
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in front of children.
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What stopped you?
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Common decency.
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-Oh, that.
-Well, that and the fact
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that I'm not "lova ready."
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I need a little bikini waxage.
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Well, then snap to it.
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Don't play hard to get
with a man who's hard to get.
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Maybe cucumber-basil?
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Why would you want
to smell like a salad?
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-I can't decide what I am.
-What do you mean "not old"?
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Hello, 60.
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He is in his
lova-perfect early 50's.
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That's a good age.
They've been around the block
and know how to use their cock.
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Oh, you rhyme now.
And where did you
get his picture?
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-I googled him.
-Oh.
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I wanted Miranda to see
your potential new boyfriend.
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-Not boyfriend... lova.
-How long are you
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gonna keep saying it like that?
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Uncomfortable with
my taking a lova?
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Maybe he could be
more than a lova.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Ah... No, the only place this
is going is Lovaville.
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Well, I could see it
going somewhere.
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Oh, please.
Listen, half the time,
I can't even understand him.
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We have nothing in common,
he's in and out of Europe--
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That could be good!
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Honey, you're not listening.
She only wants him
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to be in and out of her.
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Yes, but in a much less
obvious-sounding way.
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How about pomegranate-patchouli?
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No, you need something
classic. Clean.
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With just a hint of neurosis.
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How about you?
Are you finding anything?
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I don't know.
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I'm trying to figure out
what Steve might like.
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Just get some Old Spice
and call it a day.
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Steve does not
wear Old Spice.
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He wears nothing
and he smells great.
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Oh...
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♪ Miranda and Steve
Sitting in a tree ♪
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♪ K-I-S-S-I-N-G,
First comes love-- ♪
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Well, actually,
first comes baby.
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Oh, great.
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Now I have to spend the rest
of the day smelling like--
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-Apples and hay.
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Oh, you bastard.
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Okay, let's go.
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Aren't you going to get
something for your new lova?
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I suspect he already
likes the way I smell.
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Hey. How lucky are we?
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Very.
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If Miranda and Steve
had a fragrance,
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-it would be called
"Perfection."
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If Miranda, Steve and Robert,
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her ex and neighbor,
had a fragrance...
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"Less Than Perfection",
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In fact, "Awful",
"Uncomfortable" and "Terrible."
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Hi.
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Well, if it isn't
the happy couple.
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How are you today?
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Y'all have a nice day.
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So the doctor said
that Harry and I
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have to wait
at least two months
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before we can even try
to get pregnant again
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and I'd like to go back to work,
but then if I do get pregnant,
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that's not really fair
to the new employer, so I--
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I'm sleeping and walking,
sleeping and walking.
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How am I doing that?
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That's rude,
this is important to me.
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I know it's important to you,
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you know it's important to you,
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the homeless guy on
the corner of 57th and 7th
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knows it's important to you.
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Can we please talk about
something else?
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I'll give you $100
if you say something bitchy
about someone we know.
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No, I'm trying to figure out
my next direction
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-and I need to talk about it.
-Fine.
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Talk till my ears bleed.
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But do yourself a favor
and stop for a minute
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and look at the light.
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You mean the fact that
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no matter what
happens with the baby...
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Harry and I will always
have each other?
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No, Char, the friggin' light
over there in the park.
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When did it become fall?
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Somewhere between
your ovaries and my boredom.
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Over to your left.
Yeah, over to your right.
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Imagine being blind
and not being able
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to see a beautiful
day like today.
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Can you think of
anything worse?
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Stone washed jeans
with a matching jacket.
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Maybe I should stop thinking
so much about myself
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and volunteer for
the blind or something.
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That would be
a nice thing to do.
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Yeah.
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-Very Jackie O.
-Whoo...
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Okay. Let me begin.
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Can I ask you a question?
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Yes, it will hurt a little.
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Oh, no, that's not the question.
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Uh, are you Russian?
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-Yes.
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-Ooh.
-See? Hurt a little.
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Uh, yes, um...
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I was wondering, how do you
say "hello" in Russian.
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Zdrastvuyte.
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Zdrastvuyte?
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Um... and, uh... um...
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How do you say
"thank you"?
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-Spasiba.
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Spasiba.
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You're welcome.
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Ooh.
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The only thing more
uncomfortable than a bikini wax
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is an elevator ride with an ex.
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Luckily, Miranda had figured
out a way to avoid that.
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Unfortunately, Robert had also.
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Robert, hi.
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Okay, I guess I deserve that.
Robert?
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I'm-- I'm sorry.
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I never meant to hurt you,
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Steve and I just
fell back in love.
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Oh, and so what was I?
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Your little halftime show?
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What?
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Not at all.
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I never thought that Steve and I
would get back together
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or I never would have
started up with you.
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I hope you understand that.
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Well, I'll try...
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And I hope you understand
when you get my bill.
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Your bill?
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Yeah, my bill...
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for services rendered.
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You know, my stud fee.
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Robert, come on--
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No, no, no, hey, it's cool.
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you're a busy working mother.
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Too tired to go out and eat?
Call Hunan Kitchen...
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Too tired to go out and fuck?
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-Call Robert.
-That's not true.
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Sure it is,
fast food, fast fuck.
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You were not a fast fuck.
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No, you're right, I wasn't.
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I was slow, nice and slow.
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Just the way you liked it.
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"Oh, Robert. Oh, yes, ooh!
Robert!
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Oh, God, Robert!
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Ooh!
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No man has ever
been in this deep!"
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Hey, what are
you doing back?
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I gave Robert custody
of the elevator.
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What? We're moving my stuff
in here next week
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and you gave him
the elevator?
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You're lucky I didn't
give him Brady.
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I bumped into him on the stairs.
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How bad was it?
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Hug me.
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Oh, it's that bad, huh?
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So, we can't ever
use the elevator?
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Not between 8:00 a.m.
and 10:00 p.m.
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-We have a baby and a stroller!
-I know!
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Why, why, why did I have
to shit where I eat?
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Look, he's just upset,
it'll blow over.
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I don't think so, Steve.
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The man is crazy
in love with me
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and now he's acting out...
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Talking about how I said no
man's ever been in me that deep.
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-What?
-Nothing.
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Steve.
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Nothing, I'm fine.
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Wednesday night, after dinner,
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I took the express elevator
to Lovaville.
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Spasiba.
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Oh, you speak Russian very well.
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Spasiba.
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Is that the only
word you know?
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Zdrastvuyte.
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Yes, that is
the only word you know.
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There is my studio
and here is my house.
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You have the entire floor?
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Not at first,
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but over the years...
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Spasiba.
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Zdrastvuyte.
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This used to be some
kind of sewing factory
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or sweatshop in the 1930's.
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That's a lovely story.
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Hmm, very nice.
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If you like that whole
window-sky thing.
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Yes.
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It's lovely light
in the morning.
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Study and kitchen...
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Would you like some fruit
or a martini or something?
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Why don't you
show me upstairs?
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My Russian may have been shaky,
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but I discovered I spoke
lover very well.
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Turns out,
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I'd found a sweet bed
and breakfast in Lovaville.
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Good morning. Um, where--
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Morning. Come, come, sit.
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In the light of day,
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everything looked
completely different.
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Would you like some coffee?
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Mmm-hmm.
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What kind?
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Um... Regular.
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Regular coffee is
for regular people.
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You are not regular.
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Oh, I hope I'm--
I am not in the way.
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What, why?
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Oh, no, no. It's Violette,
Padma,
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Lee. Hey, everybody...
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This is Carrie.
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That's my staff.
Without them, I'd be sitting
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"I'll do art for food."
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Speaking of food...
264
00:13:44,016 --> 00:13:47,016
Pancakes for the lady.
265
00:13:47,022 --> 00:13:49,022
I hope you're hungry.
266
00:13:50,013 --> 00:13:51,023
Aren't you gonna eat?
267
00:13:51,023 --> 00:13:52,023
No, I'm done.
268
00:13:53,001 --> 00:13:55,011
I'm off to Amsterdam, remember?
269
00:13:55,015 --> 00:13:58,015
Oh, yeah, right.
270
00:13:58,017 --> 00:14:02,017
Maybe before I leave,
I'll have one more little bite.
271
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:20,022
There I was,
having pancakes at IHOP.
272
00:14:20,017 --> 00:14:24,017
The International
House Of Petrovsky.
273
00:14:24,018 --> 00:14:26,018
And they just went on
about their business,
274
00:14:26,023 --> 00:14:28,013
totally unfazed.
275
00:14:28,014 --> 00:14:30,004
Oh, honey, they've seen it all.
276
00:14:30,006 --> 00:14:31,016
You gotta give it to him.
277
00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:33,020
Making pancakes for pussy.
278
00:14:33,021 --> 00:14:35,001
That's a classy touch.
279
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,005
What?
280
00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:39,019
You don't think you're the first
babe he battered-up for?
281
00:14:39,017 --> 00:14:41,017
No, no, no, you're right.
282
00:14:42,001 --> 00:14:45,021
You're right, the whole thing
was so choreographed. No.
283
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,010
No, he knew exactly
what he was doing.
284
00:14:47,013 --> 00:14:50,013
Well, it sounds good to me,
I miss a man with the moves.
285
00:14:50,016 --> 00:14:52,006
So, Smith, no moves?
286
00:14:52,010 --> 00:14:53,010
No, he has them.
287
00:14:53,010 --> 00:14:54,010
Most of them
I've given to him.
288
00:14:54,014 --> 00:14:55,024
But he has them.
289
00:14:55,021 --> 00:14:57,011
Truth time?
290
00:14:57,012 --> 00:14:58,012
I'm a little jealous.
291
00:14:58,013 --> 00:15:00,013
Of what?
My "grand slam" breakfast?
292
00:15:00,015 --> 00:15:03,005
You got yourself a man,
a real power player.
293
00:15:03,008 --> 00:15:05,998
Someone who takes charge,
drags you to the bed,
294
00:15:06,002 --> 00:15:08,012
has his way with you, doesn't
have to ask what you want,
295
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,008
and fucks you
and fucks you.
296
00:15:09,012 --> 00:15:12,002
We're not talking about me
anymore, are we?
297
00:15:12,004 --> 00:15:13,024
No. I mean,
298
00:15:13,019 --> 00:15:16,019
Smith, he's hot,
but he's a baby.
299
00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:17,020
He's almost 30.
300
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,001
Still, I swear,
301
00:15:19,006 --> 00:15:21,016
sometimes I don't know whether
to blow him or burp him.
302
00:15:21,017 --> 00:15:23,017
I need a grown-up.
303
00:15:23,018 --> 00:15:26,998
-So, uh, how were they?
-The pancakes?
304
00:15:27,002 --> 00:15:29,012
Delicious,
exactly what I wanted...
I couldn't get enough.
305
00:15:29,008 --> 00:15:30,018
No, I was referring
to the moves.
306
00:15:30,023 --> 00:15:32,023
Oh, delicious,
exactly what I wanted...
307
00:15:33,001 --> 00:15:34,011
I couldn't get enough.
308
00:15:34,009 --> 00:15:36,019
Good for you.
309
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:40,022
So, how many pancakes do you
think that kitchen has seen?
310
00:15:40,017 --> 00:15:41,017
Does it matter?
311
00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:44,010
In the cold,
harsh reality of daylight,
312
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:45,020
I knew it didn't matter...
313
00:15:47,006 --> 00:15:49,016
But in the colder,
harsher reality of a woman
314
00:15:49,022 --> 00:15:51,022
who just slept with
someone she likes,
315
00:15:52,001 --> 00:15:54,011
it did.
316
00:15:54,008 --> 00:15:56,018
Google.com
showed many, many listings
317
00:15:56,022 --> 00:16:00,012
on the art of
Aleksandr Petrovsky...
318
00:16:00,011 --> 00:16:03,021
And one on his many,
many women.
319
00:16:09,013 --> 00:16:11,003
Oh, my God.
320
00:16:14,003 --> 00:16:16,013
According to certain
scientists,
321
00:16:16,013 --> 00:16:18,003
whenever a woman has sex
322
00:16:18,006 --> 00:16:19,016
her body produces a chemical
323
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:22,020
which causes her
to emotionally attach.
324
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:25,002
This chemical may also account
325
00:16:25,003 --> 00:16:27,003
for the series
of terrifying questions
326
00:16:27,003 --> 00:16:29,013
that involuntarily
pop into our minds
327
00:16:29,014 --> 00:16:32,014
after just one casual tryst.
328
00:16:32,014 --> 00:16:35,014
Questions like...
"Does he like me?"
329
00:16:35,013 --> 00:16:36,023
"Will he call again?"
330
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,010
And the classic...
"Where is this all going?"
331
00:16:41,004 --> 00:16:42,024
When it comes to men...
332
00:16:42,022 --> 00:16:45,012
Even when we try
to keep it light...
333
00:16:45,016 --> 00:16:48,006
How do we wind up in the dark?
334
00:16:51,022 --> 00:16:54,022
Hey!
I got this invite to a party...
335
00:16:54,023 --> 00:16:56,023
... Teen Posse is throwing.
336
00:16:57,021 --> 00:17:00,011
Top 30 under 30.
I'm one of them.
337
00:17:00,012 --> 00:17:02,012
Ah.
338
00:17:02,008 --> 00:17:03,008
You wanna go?
339
00:17:03,007 --> 00:17:04,017
Teen Posse and me?
340
00:17:04,021 --> 00:17:06,011
No and no.
341
00:17:06,016 --> 00:17:08,996
Well, my agent and my manager
really want me to go.
342
00:17:09,003 --> 00:17:11,013
Will you at least
look at the invite
and tell me how lame it is?
343
00:17:11,015 --> 00:17:13,015
The party may
have been all wrong,
344
00:17:13,017 --> 00:17:16,007
but it was being hosted
by Richard Wright.
345
00:17:16,011 --> 00:17:18,011
What, lame-ass?
346
00:17:20,002 --> 00:17:22,012
No, not so lame-ass.
347
00:17:22,011 --> 00:17:25,021
Richard Wright is a big name
in the hotel business.
348
00:17:25,017 --> 00:17:27,017
He brings a certain...
349
00:17:28,001 --> 00:17:29,001
something.
350
00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:31,014
And it was exactly
the certain something
351
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,018
that Samantha was missing.
352
00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:34,007
You should go.
353
00:17:34,015 --> 00:17:36,015
In fact, I'll go with you.
354
00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:37,021
What the hell.
355
00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:39,012
Cool.
356
00:17:44,023 --> 00:17:47,013
And I'm not really allowed
to try and get pregnant again
357
00:17:47,015 --> 00:17:48,005
for another two months...
358
00:17:48,016 --> 00:17:49,016
-So you said--
-And I thought,
359
00:17:49,020 --> 00:17:52,010
I have all this time
on my hands to volunteer.
360
00:17:52,016 --> 00:17:55,016
Okay, working as a guide
for a visually-impaired person
361
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
is a serious undertaking.
362
00:17:57,005 --> 00:17:58,995
We suggest all our
potential volunteers
363
00:17:59,003 --> 00:18:00,023
go to a public place like a park
364
00:18:00,017 --> 00:18:02,997
or a department store
with a friend,
365
00:18:03,002 --> 00:18:05,022
and let him or her lead
you around blindfolded.
366
00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:07,010
-Blindfolded?
-Yeah,
367
00:18:07,011 --> 00:18:08,021
try not to take
the blindfold off
368
00:18:08,018 --> 00:18:10,008
no matter how
uncomfortable you feel,
369
00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:12,017
and you'll begin to get
a sense of what it's like
370
00:18:12,019 --> 00:18:14,019
not to be able
to rely on your sight.
371
00:18:15,022 --> 00:18:17,022
Okay. Bye.
372
00:18:19,021 --> 00:18:21,021
I mean, where can
this possibly go?
373
00:18:21,023 --> 00:18:23,013
I thought you didn't
want it to go anywhere.
374
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:25,004
Well, that was before
I slept with him.
375
00:18:25,002 --> 00:18:26,012
Now, I'm not so sure.
376
00:18:26,011 --> 00:18:28,011
-Interesting.
-No, ridiculous.
377
00:18:28,010 --> 00:18:30,020
And according to my new
best friend, Google.com--
378
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
You Googled him?
379
00:18:32,005 --> 00:18:36,015
The man has dated every woman
in New York from 1977 until,
380
00:18:36,019 --> 00:18:38,009
well, until last Wednesday.
381
00:18:38,009 --> 00:18:39,019
And who knows how many pancakes
382
00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:41,020
he's making for other ridiculous
women around the world?
383
00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:42,019
Aw...
384
00:18:42,017 --> 00:18:43,017
Oh, my God, listen to me.
385
00:18:43,019 --> 00:18:45,999
And I've only
slept with him once.
386
00:18:46,003 --> 00:18:47,013
Okay, let's get blind.
387
00:18:47,016 --> 00:18:49,996
So, once I put this
over my eyes,
388
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:52,023
I can't take it off.
I need you to guide me.
389
00:18:52,018 --> 00:18:53,018
I'm there.
390
00:18:54,018 --> 00:18:55,018
This is embarrassing.
391
00:18:55,023 --> 00:18:58,013
No, no, no.
Thinking you can take
a lover is embarrassing.
392
00:18:58,008 --> 00:18:59,998
This is helping people.
393
00:19:03,005 --> 00:19:04,005
How's my hair?
394
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,020
-Oh!
395
00:19:08,006 --> 00:19:10,016
Oh! That's a European code,
it's him!
396
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000
Should I answer it?
Okay.
397
00:19:14,009 --> 00:19:16,009
-Hello?
Carrie, it's Aleks.
398
00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:19,000
Hi! How's Amsterdam?
399
00:19:19,003 --> 00:19:20,013
It's very Dutch--
400
00:19:20,011 --> 00:19:21,011
What? Oh...
401
00:19:21,014 --> 00:19:22,024
-I can't hear you.
402
00:19:23,001 --> 00:19:24,011
Oh, you know what,
I need better reception--
403
00:19:24,010 --> 00:19:27,000
I'm gonna go right over there.
Don't go away. Okay.
404
00:19:28,003 --> 00:19:29,013
Hi!
405
00:19:29,008 --> 00:19:31,008
Oop, I'm sorry!
406
00:19:32,014 --> 00:19:33,024
Oh.
407
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:34,997
Da--
408
00:19:35,004 --> 00:19:36,014
Tomorrow night?
409
00:19:36,014 --> 00:19:37,024
At nine, yes?
-Yes!
410
00:19:37,022 --> 00:19:39,022
...connection.
411
00:19:39,019 --> 00:19:40,019
What?
412
00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:42,010
The reception... is bad...
413
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,014
Bad reception, yes.
414
00:19:44,012 --> 00:19:47,002
Tomorrow,
are you free?
-Yes, I'm free.
415
00:19:47,006 --> 00:19:48,016
Sorry, I can't quite hear you.
416
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,020
I'm free!
417
00:19:49,023 --> 00:19:51,023
All right then.
Tomorrow‘bout nine.
418
00:19:51,022 --> 00:19:53,012
Yes, I will be there!
419
00:19:55,013 --> 00:19:58,003
Hello? Huh...
420
00:20:05,018 --> 00:20:07,998
Sweetie?
421
00:20:08,002 --> 00:20:10,022
Would you like
to sample Lumiaire?
422
00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:15,011
-Do you need some assistance?
-Oh. No, thank you.
423
00:20:15,009 --> 00:20:16,019
I'm trying to help the blind.
424
00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:17,020
I just got separated
from my friend,
425
00:20:18,001 --> 00:20:19,011
but I'm sure she'll find me.
426
00:20:19,016 --> 00:20:20,006
Lumiaire?
427
00:20:20,015 --> 00:20:23,995
Ew! No. Bad, bad...
428
00:20:25,020 --> 00:20:28,010
Oh! Sorry...
Excuse me.
429
00:20:30,015 --> 00:20:32,005
Ooh.
430
00:20:32,016 --> 00:20:33,996
And there, in the dark,
431
00:20:34,004 --> 00:20:37,014
Charlotte realized she had
no idea where she was going
432
00:20:37,012 --> 00:20:40,002
in Barney's... or in life.
433
00:20:40,002 --> 00:20:43,022
But sometimes, even if you're
not sure of your direction,
434
00:20:43,017 --> 00:20:46,017
you can find your way
to something wonderful.
435
00:20:47,001 --> 00:20:49,001
You know,
they had these over there--
436
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:52,015
I swear, I looked and looked.
437
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:55,008
And then I thought,
best if she finds me.
438
00:20:55,013 --> 00:20:57,013
I'm meeting him tomorrow.
Cute, huh?
439
00:20:58,005 --> 00:20:59,005
Oh, yeah.
440
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:02,009
Okay. Okay.
441
00:21:04,011 --> 00:21:07,011
Let's just go to the front
of the line like I suggested.
442
00:21:07,014 --> 00:21:09,014
I don't like pushing
in front of people.
443
00:21:09,007 --> 00:21:11,007
Oh, grow up.
444
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,006
Smith Jerrod...
445
00:21:15,009 --> 00:21:16,009
We're on the list.
446
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:18,008
Oh, my God, awesome.
447
00:21:19,013 --> 00:21:20,013
Love your hair.
448
00:21:20,011 --> 00:21:23,001
Let me just check you off.
449
00:21:23,002 --> 00:21:24,012
And you are?
450
00:21:24,009 --> 00:21:26,009
Samantha Jones.
451
00:21:27,022 --> 00:21:30,002
Aren't you a sight
for sore eyes.
452
00:21:32,005 --> 00:21:34,015
You gonna
let them in first, man?
What's up with that?
453
00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:37,010
Dude?
454
00:21:37,008 --> 00:21:38,018
He's with me.
455
00:21:41,023 --> 00:21:43,023
I'm sorry, Richard Wright.
456
00:21:43,021 --> 00:21:44,021
Smith Jerrod.
457
00:21:45,001 --> 00:21:48,011
Let's get some drinks,
shall we?
458
00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:50,997
-Eddie, take a picture.
-All right, here we go. Smile!
459
00:21:52,017 --> 00:21:54,017
So, how long you
been babysitting?
460
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:57,022
Said the man hosting
the Teen Posse party.
461
00:21:57,020 --> 00:21:59,020
Don't rub it in.
Hotels have to stay hip,
462
00:21:59,021 --> 00:22:01,021
so I have to bend over backwards
463
00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:03,999
and tongue the taints of
these trendy little pissants.
464
00:22:04,002 --> 00:22:06,012
Well, you look good.
465
00:22:06,009 --> 00:22:08,019
That's because I'm
looking at you, gorgeous.
466
00:22:10,005 --> 00:22:12,005
Two more scotch rocks.
467
00:22:13,018 --> 00:22:14,008
What's up?
468
00:22:14,015 --> 00:22:16,005
Can I get you a scotch?
469
00:22:16,007 --> 00:22:18,007
No thanks, man, I'm in AA.
470
00:22:18,012 --> 00:22:19,022
You kids today.
471
00:22:19,019 --> 00:22:22,009
So, how do you two
know each other?
472
00:22:23,007 --> 00:22:24,017
We used to go out.
473
00:22:24,020 --> 00:22:26,020
And then I fucked it up royally
474
00:22:26,017 --> 00:22:28,007
and lost the best thing
I ever had.
475
00:22:28,009 --> 00:22:29,019
Oh my God, Smith...
476
00:22:29,018 --> 00:22:32,018
You have to come, Paulie is
snotting pretzels out his nose.
477
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,010
You have to come,
it's fucking hilarious.
478
00:22:35,008 --> 00:22:36,018
Come on, come on!
Paulie, do it again!
479
00:22:36,019 --> 00:22:37,999
-I'll be back...
-Paulie. Do it again!
480
00:22:38,004 --> 00:22:41,014
Paulie!
-Paulie is snotting pretzels
out his nose.
481
00:22:41,015 --> 00:22:43,015
Fuck you.
482
00:22:47,011 --> 00:22:50,011
Okay. This is the last load.
483
00:22:50,012 --> 00:22:53,002
For a guy with no stuff,
you got stuff.
484
00:22:53,002 --> 00:22:55,012
Let's get the TV first.
485
00:22:56,015 --> 00:22:58,995
What the fuck?
486
00:22:59,005 --> 00:23:01,005
That wasn't like that
when we moved it in here.
487
00:23:01,008 --> 00:23:02,998
Oh, my God.
488
00:23:03,004 --> 00:23:05,014
-Robert!
-What?
489
00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:07,009
No, you think?
490
00:23:07,007 --> 00:23:07,997
Um, hello!
491
00:23:08,002 --> 00:23:10,012
He's mad, your name
is on the boxes,
492
00:23:10,010 --> 00:23:12,010
-he lives in the building.
-Nah,
493
00:23:12,007 --> 00:23:13,017
that doesn't seem like him.
494
00:23:13,022 --> 00:23:15,012
I must've bumped it
or something.
495
00:23:15,013 --> 00:23:18,023
Steve, he's crazy
in love with me.
496
00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:21,011
You didn't see how angry
he was on the stairs.
497
00:23:21,007 --> 00:23:22,017
Okay, this is bullshit.
498
00:23:22,023 --> 00:23:24,013
I'm not gonna live like this.
499
00:23:24,009 --> 00:23:25,019
What are you gonna do?
500
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,010
I'm gonna take
care of things.
501
00:23:27,015 --> 00:23:30,995
Be kind.
He's still in love with me.
502
00:23:42,002 --> 00:23:43,012
Steve?
503
00:23:43,007 --> 00:23:45,997
Look, I need to talk to you
about this whole Miranda thing.
504
00:23:47,011 --> 00:23:48,021
What about it?
505
00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:53,023
I'll be right back, baby.
506
00:23:57,002 --> 00:23:58,022
Turns out,
Petrovsky wasn't the only one
507
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,020
with an international house.
508
00:24:00,020 --> 00:24:01,020
Uh...
509
00:24:04,013 --> 00:24:05,023
We're sorry.
510
00:24:06,001 --> 00:24:08,001
She's sorry, I'm sorry.
511
00:24:08,005 --> 00:24:09,015
We're sorry.
512
00:24:10,019 --> 00:24:12,009
I appreciate that.
513
00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:24,013
What happened?
514
00:24:24,011 --> 00:24:27,011
Let's just put it this way.
515
00:24:27,012 --> 00:24:29,002
He won't be
bothering us again.
516
00:24:29,004 --> 00:24:31,004
Was he very upset?
517
00:24:36,005 --> 00:24:38,005
Oh.
518
00:24:38,015 --> 00:24:40,005
When it came to Robert,
519
00:24:40,009 --> 00:24:44,019
Steve thought it was kinder
to leave Miranda in the dark.
520
00:25:14,002 --> 00:25:15,012
Samantha?
521
00:25:18,012 --> 00:25:20,022
Hey,
where you going, babe?
522
00:25:20,017 --> 00:25:23,017
Richard wanted to show me
one of his remodeled suites.
523
00:25:24,011 --> 00:25:26,001
Cool, can I come?
524
00:25:27,014 --> 00:25:29,004
No.
525
00:25:29,002 --> 00:25:31,012
No, Smith, you can't come.
526
00:25:31,014 --> 00:25:33,004
Look, this was fun.
527
00:25:33,003 --> 00:25:35,003
But where is it going?
528
00:25:35,005 --> 00:25:36,005
Gorgeous?
529
00:25:40,008 --> 00:25:44,008
You go play with your friends
and I'll go play with mine.
530
00:25:50,013 --> 00:25:51,023
Samantha.
531
00:25:57,019 --> 00:26:01,009
Two years ago, I was on top
of the fucking world.
532
00:26:01,007 --> 00:26:02,017
Now I'm hosting
a bullshit beer bash
533
00:26:03,001 --> 00:26:05,011
for a bunch of pinheads
with six-pack abs.
534
00:26:05,007 --> 00:26:08,007
This is a world class hotel!
535
00:26:08,010 --> 00:26:09,020
Fuck it!
536
00:26:09,020 --> 00:26:11,020
I've been down this low before.
537
00:26:12,001 --> 00:26:13,001
Oh!
538
00:26:13,004 --> 00:26:16,014
Richard may have,
but Samantha hadn't.
539
00:26:34,018 --> 00:26:37,018
I just wanted to make sure
you got home safe.
540
00:26:40,014 --> 00:26:42,024
I don't know
what's wrong with me.
541
00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:46,008
I hate myself
for doing this to you...
542
00:26:47,015 --> 00:26:49,005
Oh, God.
543
00:26:49,009 --> 00:26:50,999
It's okay.
544
00:26:52,004 --> 00:26:55,014
-It's okay.
545
00:26:59,007 --> 00:27:00,007
Come on.
546
00:27:00,016 --> 00:27:02,016
Let's get you out of here.
547
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,010
Even in the dark,
Smith could still see Samantha.
548
00:27:06,013 --> 00:27:09,003
And for the very first time,
549
00:27:09,005 --> 00:27:10,995
she saw him.
550
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000
-Hey...
-Hm.
551
00:27:14,004 --> 00:27:17,004
I have some work
to do in my studio.
552
00:27:17,003 --> 00:27:19,003
You are welcome to stay, okay?
553
00:27:24,002 --> 00:27:26,022
It was at that moment
I realized,
554
00:27:26,017 --> 00:27:30,007
I wasn't really comfortable
in Loverville.
555
00:27:32,014 --> 00:27:35,014
I'm not that kind of "Google."
556
00:28:23,017 --> 00:28:24,017
Oh, hi.
557
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,000
I just wanted to say
thank you, I'm gonna go.
558
00:28:27,002 --> 00:28:30,012
Okay, then, I'll call you
tomorrow, alright?
559
00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:33,021
Um...
560
00:28:34,020 --> 00:28:37,010
This has been really lovely,
561
00:28:37,008 --> 00:28:40,998
but I don't think
I'm cut out for it.
562
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,020
I don't understand.
563
00:28:46,016 --> 00:28:50,016
The pancakes,
and the other ladies...
564
00:28:51,001 --> 00:28:54,021
It's just not for me.
565
00:28:54,023 --> 00:28:59,023
There are pancakes,
but no other ladies.
566
00:28:59,017 --> 00:29:05,017
Well, I have a book with a few
emergency telephone numbers...
567
00:29:05,022 --> 00:29:10,002
Yes, but now
I just see you.
568
00:29:12,005 --> 00:29:14,015
This is not about a quick bang.
569
00:29:17,009 --> 00:29:19,009
This, um...
570
00:29:22,018 --> 00:29:24,008
I just like you.
571
00:29:27,010 --> 00:29:36,000
Why me?
572
00:29:39,004 --> 00:29:40,024
You make a good breakfast?
573
00:29:44,003 --> 00:29:45,013
So, what's all this?
574
00:29:45,009 --> 00:29:46,009
Oh.
575
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000
It's too soon to tell.