1 00:00:12,331 --> 00:00:14,131 Hey, hey, hey! What do you think you're doing? 2 00:00:14,329 --> 00:00:16,994 Getting my fingers nice and pruney, just the way I like them. 3 00:00:17,202 --> 00:00:22,151 No wife of mine is gonna do dishes on Valentine's Day. 4 00:00:22,365 --> 00:00:24,070 You can do these tomorrow. 5 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:25,476 Thanks so much. 6 00:00:25,695 --> 00:00:27,814 So if you have no other plans this evening, 7 00:00:28,068 --> 00:00:29,708 could I interest you in a nice dinner out, 8 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:33,393 followed by a workout on the heavy bag? 9 00:00:34,397 --> 00:00:36,018 Well, that depends. 10 00:00:36,229 --> 00:00:37,720 What restaurant you taking me to? 11 00:00:37,977 --> 00:00:39,883 Little place I like to call Manzi's. 12 00:00:40,142 --> 00:00:42,545 Manzi's? Doug, you did good. 13 00:00:42,807 --> 00:00:43,807 - I did, didn't I? - Yeah. 14 00:00:44,014 --> 00:00:47,542 All right, so we're all set for a sweet evening of sensual togetherness. 15 00:00:47,761 --> 00:00:48,921 Meet you there at 8. 16 00:00:49,634 --> 00:00:50,960 Meet me there? Why? 17 00:00:51,216 --> 00:00:52,216 It's Spence's birthday. 18 00:00:52,424 --> 00:00:53,982 Me and the guys gotta take him out for a quick beer. 19 00:00:54,006 --> 00:00:55,086 Doug, it's Valentine's Day. 20 00:00:55,255 --> 00:00:56,877 I don't wanna meet you at the restaurant. 21 00:00:57,087 --> 00:00:58,283 Why not? It'll be romantic. 22 00:00:58,586 --> 00:01:02,327 I'll walk in, it'll be like, "Hey." 23 00:01:03,215 --> 00:01:04,790 Come on, Car, I gotta do it for Spence. 24 00:01:05,006 --> 00:01:06,580 His birthday lands on Valentine's Day. 25 00:01:06,796 --> 00:01:09,708 And he's Spence. That's a rough combo. 26 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:12,447 - All right, all right, I'll meet you there. - All right, 8:00. 27 00:01:12,666 --> 00:01:14,904 And we'll party like it's 1999. 28 00:01:15,164 --> 00:01:17,402 Because it is. You get it? 29 00:01:19,869 --> 00:01:24,274 Hey, Hef, you gonna get dressed? The dance starts in a half-hour. 30 00:01:24,532 --> 00:01:28,688 I'm not going. I got a fever. Here, look at this. 31 00:01:29,070 --> 00:01:31,023 A hundred and eleven. 32 00:01:31,219 --> 00:01:32,924 Wow, I should be in bed. 33 00:01:33,150 --> 00:01:35,601 Dad, what are you doing? 34 00:01:35,814 --> 00:01:38,845 Look, I just don't wanna go to that stupid old-people's dance. 35 00:01:39,103 --> 00:01:41,768 Why not? It will be fun. 36 00:01:41,934 --> 00:01:44,089 There'll be a little bunch of hotties there, huh? 37 00:01:44,349 --> 00:01:46,552 Hey, I've been to these meat markets before. 38 00:01:46,764 --> 00:01:48,220 Those women are like vultures. 39 00:01:48,429 --> 00:01:50,418 If a man has a pulse and a driver's licence, 40 00:01:50,636 --> 00:01:53,501 they're all over him like he's Van Johnson. 41 00:01:54,757 --> 00:01:56,581 Dad, cards on the table. 42 00:01:57,131 --> 00:02:00,458 I want you out of the house by the time Doug and I get home. 43 00:02:00,669 --> 00:02:04,281 I want that very, very much. 44 00:02:05,749 --> 00:02:09,277 So go put on some pants and some Canoe, okay? 45 00:02:09,537 --> 00:02:10,537 - Don't I-? - No. 46 00:02:10,745 --> 00:02:12,319 But I... No buts. 47 00:02:12,535 --> 00:02:14,737 - Fine. - See, isn't it nice to compromise? 48 00:02:19,646 --> 00:02:22,641 Hi, Mrs. Olchin. It's Doug Heffernan, Spence ready? 49 00:02:22,852 --> 00:02:24,048 He's not home. 50 00:02:24,267 --> 00:02:26,635 Why don't you boys come on up and wait for him? 51 00:02:32,469 --> 00:02:34,920 Usually we just buzz and he comes down, what's this all about? 52 00:02:35,175 --> 00:02:36,832 I don't know. You guys ever been up there? 53 00:02:37,673 --> 00:02:40,207 - You? - Once, when I was like 10. 54 00:02:40,421 --> 00:02:43,784 All I remember is Jell-O and fear. 55 00:02:51,037 --> 00:02:55,075 Doug. Oh, it's been years. 56 00:02:55,326 --> 00:02:58,026 Look how you've filled out. 57 00:02:58,240 --> 00:02:59,613 Hi, Mrs. Olchin. 58 00:03:01,404 --> 00:03:03,855 Come in-Oh, you must be Deacon. 59 00:03:04,069 --> 00:03:06,472 How'd you guess? 60 00:03:12,270 --> 00:03:16,343 And that must mean you're Richie, the ladies' man. 61 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:21,053 Well, don't try any slick moves on this lady, because I've seen them all. 62 00:03:22,054 --> 00:03:23,297 Okay, sure. 63 00:03:24,636 --> 00:03:28,129 Oh, come in, come in. 64 00:03:28,383 --> 00:03:31,248 Sit, sit, sit. I'll get us some snacks. 65 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:37,613 Look, a wonderful onion dip. I made it with soup. 66 00:03:38,749 --> 00:03:40,289 Soup, really? That's just- 67 00:03:40,498 --> 00:03:42,073 Spence gonna be home soon? 68 00:03:42,330 --> 00:03:44,402 Any minute. I sent him out to get me cigarettes. 69 00:03:44,619 --> 00:03:46,076 But the joke's on him. 70 00:03:46,285 --> 00:03:50,773 I've got five cartons here at the house. 71 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:57,940 Good one. 72 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,555 Why did you do that? 73 00:04:00,815 --> 00:04:04,758 Because we're having a surprise party for him, silly. 74 00:04:05,936 --> 00:04:08,008 Isn't it a grand idea? 75 00:04:08,267 --> 00:04:13,762 I tell you, boys, this is gonna be a night to remember. 76 00:04:24,129 --> 00:04:25,621 Hi. Stoli rocks, please. 77 00:04:25,836 --> 00:04:27,660 - Coming up. - Thanks. 78 00:04:42,073 --> 00:04:43,352 Can I help you? 79 00:04:44,447 --> 00:04:45,938 You smell good. 80 00:04:46,195 --> 00:04:47,224 Yeah, thanks. 81 00:04:47,652 --> 00:04:50,683 - You wanna smell me? - Not so much. 82 00:04:50,941 --> 00:04:53,392 Suit yourself. I'm Tito. 83 00:04:53,606 --> 00:04:54,884 And you are? 84 00:04:55,188 --> 00:04:59,925 - Waiting for my husband. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, Tito retreat-o. 85 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:04,838 Just making small talk, waiting for my date to arrive. 86 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:07,300 Lucky gal. 87 00:05:20,792 --> 00:05:22,118 Excuse me. 88 00:05:22,832 --> 00:05:25,497 Would you by any chance like to dance? 89 00:05:25,705 --> 00:05:28,866 - No. - But why? 90 00:05:29,119 --> 00:05:31,238 Because I'm married. Now scram. 91 00:05:32,949 --> 00:05:34,524 Creep. 92 00:05:35,156 --> 00:05:38,187 Ma, will you come on? 93 00:05:38,403 --> 00:05:39,564 Look at this place. 94 00:05:39,860 --> 00:05:42,063 Where did you bring me, a nursing home? 95 00:05:42,317 --> 00:05:43,397 Forget it, I'm out of here. 96 00:05:43,607 --> 00:05:45,762 No, Ma, you have not been on a date in years. 97 00:05:45,980 --> 00:05:47,721 Now, you are doing this. 98 00:05:47,937 --> 00:05:51,135 Now try to enjoy yourself, okay? I'll pick you up at 10. 99 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:55,549 Fourteen hours I was in labour with you, very nice. 100 00:05:55,806 --> 00:05:56,883 Goodbye. 101 00:05:57,138 --> 00:06:00,169 - I'm not talking to anyone. - I don't care. 102 00:06:17,289 --> 00:06:18,485 I'm married. 103 00:06:19,995 --> 00:06:22,777 Relax, buddy, because you know what? 104 00:06:22,992 --> 00:06:24,649 I'm married too. 105 00:06:30,237 --> 00:06:33,102 My wife's in the hospital, if you must know. 106 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:37,558 Well, very nice of you to be with her on Valentine's Day. 107 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:40,057 Visiting hours ended at 7:00. 108 00:06:40,312 --> 00:06:43,307 All right, all right. Jeez. 109 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,838 My husband's away on business, in case you were wondering. 110 00:06:50,096 --> 00:06:51,552 I wasn't. 111 00:06:53,218 --> 00:06:54,758 So, what's wrong with your wife? 112 00:06:55,008 --> 00:06:59,662 Oh, they're doing a scan on her with that scope thing, yeah. 113 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:01,537 Maybe a probe too. 114 00:07:03,210 --> 00:07:04,536 Sounds serious. 115 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:07,953 Oh, it's one thing after another with her. 116 00:07:11,454 --> 00:07:14,022 So would you like to get some punch? 117 00:07:14,659 --> 00:07:16,448 Guess there's no harm in that. 118 00:07:22,853 --> 00:07:25,256 Birthday, birthday, birthday, birthday, birthday. 119 00:07:25,517 --> 00:07:27,885 Birthday boy. 120 00:07:31,804 --> 00:07:33,426 I don't like it here. 121 00:07:33,678 --> 00:07:36,543 Where the hell is Spence, anyway? I just wanna do this and leave. 122 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:39,333 At least your wife's out of town. You don't have to be anywhere. 123 00:07:39,548 --> 00:07:41,999 I gotta meet Carrie in a minute and a half. 124 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:44,118 - I think I see him. - Great, he's here. 125 00:07:44,336 --> 00:07:46,056 We'll say "surprise," throw down some punch, 126 00:07:46,168 --> 00:07:47,328 and get the hell out of here. 127 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:50,449 He's coming! Quick, let's all hide in the closet. 128 00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:54,323 Couldn't we just stay here and crouch? 129 00:07:54,911 --> 00:07:59,399 Don't be a spoilsport. Come on. Quick. 130 00:07:59,615 --> 00:08:01,320 Chop-chop! 131 00:08:01,530 --> 00:08:04,479 Go, room, make room for mommy. 132 00:08:04,694 --> 00:08:07,725 Oh, I think I've died and gone to heaven. 133 00:08:08,650 --> 00:08:09,650 Mom! 134 00:08:10,232 --> 00:08:11,806 Mom! 135 00:08:12,022 --> 00:08:16,675 Mom, they didn't have 120s, so I got 100s. 136 00:08:16,893 --> 00:08:18,301 Mom? 137 00:08:18,558 --> 00:08:20,180 Surprise! 138 00:08:21,889 --> 00:08:23,961 - Surprise. Hi. - Hi. 139 00:08:26,385 --> 00:08:29,215 It's your birthday, Valentine. 140 00:08:29,466 --> 00:08:31,041 Mom... So eat some cake. 141 00:08:31,298 --> 00:08:32,541 Mom... And drink some wine. 142 00:08:32,755 --> 00:08:33,755 Mom... Celebrate- 143 00:08:33,963 --> 00:08:36,330 - Mom! - Spencer, don't interrupt. 144 00:08:36,544 --> 00:08:37,811 It's your birthday... Stop it! 145 00:08:37,835 --> 00:08:40,499 - I hate when you do things like this! - Spencer! 146 00:08:40,666 --> 00:08:43,181 This is why I never have the guys over, you always have to embarrass me. 147 00:08:43,205 --> 00:08:44,613 I hate you! I hate you! 148 00:08:45,537 --> 00:08:47,277 Go! Leave! 149 00:08:47,493 --> 00:08:51,780 Just like your father and every other man in my life! 150 00:08:53,322 --> 00:08:56,187 Spence Olchin pees sitting down! 151 00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:57,942 Shut up, Mom! 152 00:08:59,109 --> 00:09:03,052 Well, at least you boys haven't abandoned me, 153 00:09:03,564 --> 00:09:05,055 or I don't know what I'd do. 154 00:09:05,729 --> 00:09:09,387 Probably take a bottle of pills. 155 00:09:10,308 --> 00:09:13,387 Oh, but this isn't party talk, is it? 156 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:17,551 So, all right. 157 00:09:17,761 --> 00:09:21,792 Who's gonna dance with me first? 158 00:09:50,578 --> 00:09:51,868 Hello? 159 00:09:52,082 --> 00:09:55,694 Doug, where are you? It's 8:15. 160 00:09:56,079 --> 00:09:58,115 I'm in hell. 161 00:09:58,369 --> 00:10:02,857 Okay, watch. First, they put a little alcohol on it. 162 00:10:03,531 --> 00:10:05,650 Watch out, baby Spence. 163 00:10:05,863 --> 00:10:09,688 You're about to lose a piece of your tinkie. 164 00:10:10,609 --> 00:10:12,645 Look, Carrie, she's not stable. 165 00:10:12,857 --> 00:10:16,469 I can't just leave, I have to finesse my way out of here. 166 00:10:16,687 --> 00:10:20,097 I'll be there very soon, I promise. 167 00:10:21,475 --> 00:10:23,678 Oh, dear God. 168 00:10:25,555 --> 00:10:27,544 I gotta go. 169 00:10:31,093 --> 00:10:36,125 Okay, you boys stay here, I'll go mix us up some more happy juice. 170 00:10:36,338 --> 00:10:38,493 - You missed the movie. - Yeah. 171 00:10:38,711 --> 00:10:40,671 - All right, I'm out of here. - Yeah, let's do it. 172 00:10:40,876 --> 00:10:41,876 What? 173 00:10:42,084 --> 00:10:44,368 Come on. This woman is very fragile. 174 00:10:44,582 --> 00:10:46,287 If we walk out now, she'll snap. 175 00:10:48,495 --> 00:10:50,200 Oh, that's me. 176 00:10:52,201 --> 00:10:54,865 A five-alarm fire in a hospital. 177 00:10:55,073 --> 00:10:57,441 - Yes! - Lucky. 178 00:10:57,655 --> 00:11:00,852 Mrs. Olchin, I have to go, there's a big fire 179 00:11:01,069 --> 00:11:03,188 and they want me there, since I'm a fireman 180 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,140 to put the fire out and whatnot. 181 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:10,017 Oh, okay, but you be careful, and don't forget your goody bag. 182 00:11:11,643 --> 00:11:12,804 Got it. 183 00:11:14,932 --> 00:11:18,011 Have fun, losers. 184 00:11:22,759 --> 00:11:23,872 Oh, who am I kidding? 185 00:11:24,133 --> 00:11:28,586 My marriage is a loveless farce. Has been from day one. 186 00:11:29,296 --> 00:11:33,038 Well, I'll tell you something, I know exactly how you feel. 187 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,577 - Do you? - Oh, yes. 188 00:11:35,791 --> 00:11:39,616 My husband and I sleep in the same bed, 189 00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:41,404 but we're strangers. 190 00:11:43,701 --> 00:11:46,234 What can we do? We took our sacred vows. 191 00:11:46,490 --> 00:11:48,279 - That we did. - Although... 192 00:11:48,530 --> 00:11:49,773 Yes? 193 00:11:50,029 --> 00:11:52,516 Sometimes I wonder what it would be like 194 00:11:52,735 --> 00:11:56,394 to forget those stupid vows... 195 00:11:56,649 --> 00:12:01,219 and share a passionate embrace with a beautiful woman. 196 00:12:02,311 --> 00:12:04,300 Oh, my. 197 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,473 Does my candour shock you? 198 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:10,008 Yes, but go on. 199 00:12:10,929 --> 00:12:13,925 You think I could buy you a dinner sometime? 200 00:12:14,218 --> 00:12:16,373 - Dinner? - Just as friends, of course. 201 00:12:16,591 --> 00:12:18,131 Since we're both married. 202 00:12:18,881 --> 00:12:21,368 - To other people, of course. - Of course. 203 00:12:24,585 --> 00:12:26,869 I know a quiet little café. 204 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,369 Sounds wonderful. Where is it? 205 00:12:31,579 --> 00:12:36,363 On the ground floor of the St. Argyle Hotel. 206 00:12:43,753 --> 00:12:45,328 What? 207 00:12:46,792 --> 00:12:48,580 Doug, are you kidding me? 208 00:12:48,832 --> 00:12:52,204 I just can't leave until Spence gets home. 209 00:12:52,241 --> 00:12:54,691 No, he won't stay here alone. 210 00:12:54,952 --> 00:12:56,492 You know what? I'm just gonna go home. 211 00:12:56,742 --> 00:13:00,188 No, no, no, stay there. Listen, we can salvage this night. 212 00:13:00,448 --> 00:13:01,774 Just stay and eat dinner. 213 00:13:02,030 --> 00:13:03,818 I'll be there by dessert. I promise. 214 00:13:04,486 --> 00:13:06,440 Okay, fine, but just hurry. 215 00:13:06,693 --> 00:13:09,605 - Okay, I love you. - Yeah, yeah. 216 00:13:11,064 --> 00:13:13,349 Did your "husband" get delayed? 217 00:13:13,562 --> 00:13:14,640 Yes. 218 00:13:14,853 --> 00:13:16,093 I gotta tell you, if I was him, 219 00:13:16,268 --> 00:13:18,576 there's no way I'd let a stallion like you wait alone at some bar. 220 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:21,797 A stallion is a male horse, you idiot. 221 00:13:22,056 --> 00:13:25,881 - Is there an Albert Blott here? - Right here. 222 00:13:26,136 --> 00:13:28,171 That's my nickname. 223 00:13:28,925 --> 00:13:30,168 Hello? 224 00:13:30,382 --> 00:13:31,874 Hey, baby, what's keeping you? 225 00:13:32,630 --> 00:13:34,110 Excuse me, I'm ready to be seated now. 226 00:13:34,296 --> 00:13:35,576 My husband's gonna meet me later. 227 00:13:35,919 --> 00:13:36,959 - Very good, ma'am. - Okay. 228 00:13:37,876 --> 00:13:41,074 Well, would you wanna go out another time? 229 00:13:42,081 --> 00:13:47,314 Oh, so the whole thing was a big joke, huh? 230 00:13:48,076 --> 00:13:51,569 No, no, it was funny. I'm laughing. 231 00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:55,101 Well, bye. 232 00:14:07,686 --> 00:14:08,928 - Mrs Heffernan? - Yeah. 233 00:14:09,143 --> 00:14:11,262 - Your table's ready. - Okay, thank you. 234 00:14:11,516 --> 00:14:14,180 Tito, you're with me. 235 00:14:32,499 --> 00:14:34,370 Cut in. 236 00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:37,316 No. 237 00:14:42,325 --> 00:14:44,314 Please. Come on. 238 00:14:44,573 --> 00:14:46,728 Oh, Deac, you wanna cut in? 239 00:14:46,946 --> 00:14:50,640 - Okay, here you go. - I'm just going to the bathroom. 240 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,970 Whoa, you know what, Ronnie? Listen... 241 00:14:59,186 --> 00:15:01,590 Whoa, looks like I need another one of these apricot sours. 242 00:15:01,809 --> 00:15:03,763 Another one? 243 00:15:04,016 --> 00:15:06,763 - Somebody has a hollow leg. - Yes. 244 00:15:07,013 --> 00:15:10,044 My leg is hollow. 245 00:15:17,255 --> 00:15:19,658 Hey, Deac, I think I have an idea. 246 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,618 When she comes back out, I'm gonna pretend 247 00:15:21,835 --> 00:15:23,907 like I'm having a bad reaction to that onion dip. 248 00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:26,789 Which, by the way, I think I am. 249 00:15:26,997 --> 00:15:30,490 Then you offer to drive me to the hospital and we're home free. 250 00:15:30,953 --> 00:15:32,741 You with me? 251 00:15:33,492 --> 00:15:34,900 Deacon? 252 00:15:37,114 --> 00:15:39,068 No! 253 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,399 - Albert. - Yeah? 254 00:15:53,658 --> 00:15:57,186 Could you not touch every single piece of garlic bread? 255 00:15:57,446 --> 00:15:59,235 Oh, sorry. 256 00:15:59,486 --> 00:16:03,312 - That's mine. - Oh, sorry. 257 00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:05,096 Oh, a photographer. 258 00:16:05,315 --> 00:16:06,807 Hey, over here. 259 00:16:07,022 --> 00:16:09,473 - Is it okay if I get a picture of us? - Yeah, fine, fine. 260 00:16:09,687 --> 00:16:13,014 Great, this way I can tell the guys at work I bagged you. 261 00:16:13,267 --> 00:16:15,505 That's it. Up. 262 00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:17,428 Get up! Get up! 263 00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:21,123 Sit over there. 264 00:16:25,882 --> 00:16:28,913 Albert, do you have any idea 265 00:16:29,129 --> 00:16:31,129 why that girl didn't wanna go out with you tonight? 266 00:16:31,378 --> 00:16:35,071 - No. - Because you act like a schmuck. 267 00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:40,566 Now, I'm taking a gamble that maybe, just maybe deep down underneath, 268 00:16:40,787 --> 00:16:41,899 you're not a schmuck. 269 00:16:42,119 --> 00:16:44,652 So starting now, you're gonna act normal. 270 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,651 Now, if you slip up once, I'm gone. Do you understand? 271 00:16:48,031 --> 00:16:50,896 Good. Albert, look at my eyes, not at my chest. 272 00:16:53,776 --> 00:16:57,435 Good. Now, talk. 273 00:16:57,690 --> 00:16:58,886 What should I talk about? 274 00:16:59,147 --> 00:17:00,852 Just tell me what you do for a living. 275 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:02,685 I'm an assistant manager. 276 00:17:03,810 --> 00:17:04,810 At...? 277 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,463 - Kinko's. - Kinko's. Good. 278 00:17:07,682 --> 00:17:10,512 Now, as much as I may regret saying this, 279 00:17:10,721 --> 00:17:12,876 tell me more about that. 280 00:17:17,424 --> 00:17:19,957 You realize, of course, we're going to have to be very discreet. 281 00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:21,628 Of course. 282 00:17:21,837 --> 00:17:23,376 We must never call each other at home. 283 00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:26,990 Right, and if we do, we use funny voices. 284 00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:30,203 So you sure you can make it every Wednesday? 285 00:17:30,455 --> 00:17:32,906 Oh, yes. My husband plays golf. 286 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:36,317 - You? - Never played. 287 00:17:36,575 --> 00:17:38,778 No, I meant, can you make it? 288 00:17:39,032 --> 00:17:42,441 Of course, every Wednesday, my wife gets a high colonic. 289 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:43,773 Good. 290 00:17:43,986 --> 00:17:47,728 So every Wednesday at the St. Argyle, exactly 2 p.m. 291 00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:50,641 We'll have a drink at the bar first, sitting side by side 292 00:17:50,856 --> 00:17:52,761 but never making eye contact or speaking. 293 00:17:53,020 --> 00:17:55,472 Good. And then I'll leave first. 294 00:17:55,727 --> 00:17:57,846 Pay for your drink, so no one suspects. 295 00:17:58,849 --> 00:18:00,673 And I'll... 296 00:18:00,889 --> 00:18:04,750 I'll wait for you up in the room. 297 00:18:05,011 --> 00:18:06,586 Perfect. 298 00:18:06,843 --> 00:18:10,179 Oh, this is so wrong. 299 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:13,294 Look, we've lived by their rules long enough. 300 00:18:13,504 --> 00:18:14,912 It's our day now. 301 00:18:15,211 --> 00:18:19,118 Yes. Let's live for us. 302 00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:21,784 Ma! 303 00:18:22,830 --> 00:18:25,281 So, Ma, you met a fella after all, huh? 304 00:18:25,494 --> 00:18:26,524 Well, I just- 305 00:18:26,743 --> 00:18:30,521 Hi, Allison Finnegan. You two make a very cute couple. 306 00:18:30,782 --> 00:18:32,273 See, Ma, this was good. 307 00:18:32,739 --> 00:18:35,106 Give him your number. I'll wait in the car. 308 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,723 She's lots of fun. 309 00:18:41,482 --> 00:18:43,517 Oh, listen, I'm sorry. 310 00:18:44,188 --> 00:18:48,344 I'm not really married. I just said that I was to avoid talking. 311 00:18:48,559 --> 00:18:51,224 Then once I said it, I had to stick with it. 312 00:18:52,473 --> 00:18:56,415 Actually, I'm not married either. 313 00:18:58,801 --> 00:19:01,334 I said I was for the same reason you did. 314 00:19:04,130 --> 00:19:06,581 So I guess we're free to get together anytime we want, huh? 315 00:19:06,961 --> 00:19:08,583 No need to go sneaking around now. 316 00:19:08,835 --> 00:19:10,291 Nope. Not at all. 317 00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:13,704 - Well, so long. - See you. 318 00:19:18,119 --> 00:19:20,819 So I'm thinking maybe next year, I get a little more money saved, 319 00:19:21,033 --> 00:19:23,484 I may take some college courses at night, 320 00:19:23,698 --> 00:19:25,734 you know, try to make something of myself. 321 00:19:25,946 --> 00:19:28,349 That's great, Albert. What are you interested in? 322 00:19:28,610 --> 00:19:30,315 Well, I really like animals. 323 00:19:30,567 --> 00:19:32,355 So you think maybe you wanna be a vet? 324 00:19:32,566 --> 00:19:36,059 Well, I was thinking dog walker, but the vet thing sounds good too. 325 00:19:36,771 --> 00:19:38,890 So, Albert, congratulations. 326 00:19:39,102 --> 00:19:41,767 You made it all the way through dinner acting normal. 327 00:19:42,016 --> 00:19:43,757 - Really? - Yes. 328 00:19:44,015 --> 00:19:46,051 Actually, I had a decent time. 329 00:19:46,263 --> 00:19:47,754 And I feel like I did a public service 330 00:19:47,970 --> 00:19:50,090 for any women who have to come near you in the future. 331 00:19:50,343 --> 00:19:51,621 Thanks. 332 00:19:52,175 --> 00:19:54,045 Here's your check. Thank you. 333 00:19:54,839 --> 00:19:56,663 Don't worry, Al. I got it. 334 00:19:56,921 --> 00:20:00,958 Really? Hey, I appreciate that. 335 00:20:01,168 --> 00:20:03,157 Hey, she may be paying for dinner, 336 00:20:03,374 --> 00:20:06,204 but I'm gonna earn it later, if you know what I mean. 337 00:20:07,204 --> 00:20:10,097 Couldn't make it to the finish line, could you? 338 00:20:59,141 --> 00:21:01,935 Spencie? You home? 339 00:21:02,144 --> 00:21:03,968 Yeah. 340 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,004 Come give Mommy a big kiss. 341 00:21:08,722 --> 00:21:10,297 I can't. 342 00:21:10,512 --> 00:21:16,338 I gotta go back out and get some Star Trek stuff. 343 00:21:16,924 --> 00:21:19,162 Okay. 344 00:21:21,337 --> 00:21:24,949 Sorry about what I said before. I love you. 345 00:21:25,209 --> 00:21:27,281 I love you too. 346 00:21:30,621 --> 00:21:33,487 By the way, Doug stayed the longest. 347 00:21:38,122 --> 00:21:40,024 Happy Valentine's Day. 348 00:21:40,911 --> 00:21:44,156 Happy Valentine's Day to you too. 349 00:21:44,617 --> 00:21:46,984 You still wanna fool around? 350 00:21:47,198 --> 00:21:49,519 I had a rough night. 351 00:21:49,737 --> 00:21:51,810 Could you just sing to me? 352 00:21:52,027 --> 00:21:53,981 Come here, baby. 353 00:21:58,439 --> 00:22:01,802 It's your birthday, Valentine. 354 00:22:02,394 --> 00:22:04,383 That's not funny.