1 00:00:12,832 --> 00:00:17,044 Okay, two pieces left. Two pieces left. 2 00:00:18,796 --> 00:00:21,132 Oh, boy, one piece left. 3 00:00:21,340 --> 00:00:22,717 Okay, let's do the math. 4 00:00:22,883 --> 00:00:26,846 I'm on my third, he's had two, and this is her second. 5 00:00:27,388 --> 00:00:30,307 Okay, she's out of the game, she's a two-slicer. 6 00:00:30,474 --> 00:00:33,811 It's between me and the old man. 7 00:00:36,230 --> 00:00:38,691 Technically, he is entitled to it, but I should be okay. 8 00:00:38,899 --> 00:00:42,862 After all, I am the only one counting. 9 00:00:44,405 --> 00:00:47,408 Three slices and he's eyeing his fourth. 10 00:00:47,616 --> 00:00:49,326 No wonder he's huge. 11 00:00:50,578 --> 00:00:53,998 Well, that one's got my name on it, big man. 12 00:00:54,540 --> 00:00:56,834 Oh, God, he made eye contact with the slice. 13 00:00:57,001 --> 00:00:59,670 I gotta throw this one down and grab it. 14 00:01:02,339 --> 00:01:06,385 Oh, so that's your game, is it? 15 00:01:09,722 --> 00:01:14,268 Oh, God, they're racing for the last piece again. 16 00:01:14,810 --> 00:01:19,190 I'm pretty full, but let's have some fun. 17 00:02:02,491 --> 00:02:04,284 God, that restaurant was good. Wasn't it? 18 00:02:04,493 --> 00:02:05,786 - Wasn't it? - Yeah, it was. 19 00:02:06,036 --> 00:02:08,872 I hate when those waiters come and ask if you want fresh ground pepper. 20 00:02:09,081 --> 00:02:12,167 Always choke, like, "I don't know. Can't decide with you standing over me." 21 00:02:12,334 --> 00:02:14,294 Why can't they leave the pepper mill on the table? 22 00:02:14,503 --> 00:02:16,463 - Exactly. - They carry it around like it's gold. 23 00:02:16,672 --> 00:02:19,424 I know, I know. It's pepper, you know? It's like dirt. 24 00:02:19,675 --> 00:02:21,468 - Yeah. - Carrie, your place is great. 25 00:02:21,677 --> 00:02:23,720 Oh, yeah, you might recognise the furniture 26 00:02:23,887 --> 00:02:25,681 from a little shop called IKEA. 27 00:02:25,931 --> 00:02:27,474 - Yeah. - Oh, yes. 28 00:02:27,683 --> 00:02:30,185 - Here's that article you wanted. - Fabulous. Thank you. 29 00:02:30,394 --> 00:02:33,146 You're welcome. And also, there's a great review of a new steakhouse 30 00:02:33,313 --> 00:02:34,953 that just opened up on Northern Boulevard. 31 00:02:35,148 --> 00:02:37,734 Apparently, they fly their steaks in from Chicago or something. 32 00:02:37,984 --> 00:02:39,945 Yeah, any interest in going Saturday night? 33 00:02:40,195 --> 00:02:43,365 Hey, anytime meat is flown to me, you caught my attention. 34 00:02:43,907 --> 00:02:44,908 It sounds good. Abby? 35 00:02:45,117 --> 00:02:48,453 Yeah, I'll check our book, but I'm 75 percent sure we can do it. 36 00:02:48,662 --> 00:02:50,622 - Okay, great. - All right, this is great. 37 00:02:50,789 --> 00:02:52,749 It was great seeing you, man. I had a lot of fun. 38 00:02:52,958 --> 00:02:56,586 - Good night. - All right, take it easy now. Okay. 39 00:02:56,795 --> 00:02:59,256 - Marc and Abby. - You see, I told you you'd like them. 40 00:02:59,464 --> 00:03:02,467 You're right. I'm sorry I fought you. It's just you met Abby at yoga class. 41 00:03:02,676 --> 00:03:04,553 Sounded pretty weak. 42 00:03:04,761 --> 00:03:07,848 Yeah, I know, but we were mocking the instructor. I had a good feeling. 43 00:03:08,015 --> 00:03:12,394 Yeah, it worked out great. I mean, I like Marc, you like Abby. 44 00:03:12,602 --> 00:03:14,896 I even like Abby, you like Marc, there's crossover appeal. 45 00:03:15,105 --> 00:03:17,232 That never happens. 46 00:03:17,441 --> 00:03:19,151 What are you doing? We just had dinner. 47 00:03:19,401 --> 00:03:21,278 Just a late night once-over. 48 00:03:21,445 --> 00:03:24,865 Oh, look at that, a new package of American cheese slices. 49 00:03:25,073 --> 00:03:26,867 Not taking any, just good to know. 50 00:03:29,202 --> 00:03:32,122 It's also good to know that I will be taking a pudding. 51 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,916 You know what I like about Marc and Abby? 52 00:03:35,125 --> 00:03:36,752 - No kids. - Oh, it's a beautiful thing. 53 00:03:36,918 --> 00:03:38,545 Yeah, I mean, Deacon and Kelly are great, 54 00:03:38,754 --> 00:03:40,714 but it's always like, "Oh, we can't get a sitter, 55 00:03:40,922 --> 00:03:44,718 this one has an ear ache, that one swallowed a marble..." 56 00:03:44,968 --> 00:03:47,220 - Very annoying. - Yeah, but Marc and Abby, no strings. 57 00:03:47,429 --> 00:03:50,098 You know what they are? They are our new go-to couple. 58 00:03:50,349 --> 00:03:52,225 Yeah, it's like we can call them up on a whim 59 00:03:52,434 --> 00:03:55,604 and boom, we're on a Learjet to Monte Carlo with the Shmenkmans. 60 00:03:57,064 --> 00:04:00,901 Honey, their name is not Shmenkman, it's Shropshire. 61 00:04:01,109 --> 00:04:04,613 Shropshire. Shropshire. 62 00:04:04,780 --> 00:04:06,740 Too hard. I'm sticking with Shmenkman. 63 00:04:12,537 --> 00:04:16,166 Hello? Oh, hi, Kel, what's going on? 64 00:04:16,375 --> 00:04:18,418 Oh, all right, well, hold on a sec. 65 00:04:18,585 --> 00:04:21,254 Deacon and Kelly want to go out Saturday night, they got a sitter. 66 00:04:21,421 --> 00:04:23,548 We got the Shmenkmans on Saturday. 67 00:04:23,799 --> 00:04:26,259 - Was that definite? - Well, they said 75 percent. 68 00:04:26,468 --> 00:04:29,137 - Hit the mute. - Okay. 69 00:04:29,346 --> 00:04:31,556 - Hit it. - I don't know where it is. 70 00:04:32,432 --> 00:04:34,142 There. Okay. 71 00:04:34,351 --> 00:04:36,144 I'm gonna test it. 72 00:04:43,026 --> 00:04:44,027 It works. 73 00:04:44,236 --> 00:04:45,862 All right. So, what about Saturday night? 74 00:04:46,029 --> 00:04:47,990 All right, well, Marc and Abby gave us 75 percent. 75 00:04:48,198 --> 00:04:50,742 But if that falls through, and we say no to Deac and Kelly, 76 00:04:50,951 --> 00:04:53,412 - then we get nothing. - All right, so, what do we do? 77 00:04:53,662 --> 00:04:56,039 All right, we gotta hold Deacon and Kelly until we know. 78 00:04:56,206 --> 00:04:59,376 Tell them we're 75 percent sure we can do it. 79 00:05:00,711 --> 00:05:02,504 Carrie, the Shmenkmans gave us 75 percent. 80 00:05:02,671 --> 00:05:04,715 We only have 25 percent to give. 81 00:05:04,965 --> 00:05:09,594 Well, we're not gonna hold Deac and Kelly with 25 percent. 82 00:05:09,803 --> 00:05:11,513 Cheat it. Bump it up to 50. 83 00:05:12,597 --> 00:05:16,560 Kel? Yeah, so sorry about that, I saw a bird. 84 00:05:16,768 --> 00:05:22,941 Anyway, about Saturday night, we're 35 percent sure we can make it. 85 00:05:24,151 --> 00:05:26,111 Okay, would it help if I said 40? 86 00:05:26,987 --> 00:05:28,697 Okay, then we'll do it some other time... 87 00:05:28,864 --> 00:05:31,700 Would you please give them 50? 88 00:05:32,409 --> 00:05:34,745 Oh, okay, hold on a second. How about Sunday brunch? 89 00:05:34,995 --> 00:05:37,122 - Yeah, there you go. We'll do it here. - Okay. Okay. 90 00:05:37,331 --> 00:05:40,250 Hey, yeah. That sounds great. And we'll do it over here, okay? 91 00:05:41,251 --> 00:05:43,628 Oh, yeah, no. No, bring them. Bring them along. That's fine. 92 00:05:43,837 --> 00:05:47,007 Yeah. Okay. Okay, bye. 93 00:05:47,215 --> 00:05:49,426 - They're bringing the kids. - What was I gonna say? 94 00:05:50,052 --> 00:05:53,055 Hang onto your hats, people, I got news. 95 00:05:53,263 --> 00:05:55,640 I was over at that news stand that has papers 96 00:05:55,849 --> 00:05:57,309 from all around the country, 97 00:05:57,476 --> 00:05:59,770 and I grabbed myself an Akron Beacon. 98 00:05:59,936 --> 00:06:01,313 Take a gander at this. 99 00:06:02,689 --> 00:06:05,192 What am I supposed to be reacting to? 100 00:06:05,442 --> 00:06:08,779 It's a coupon for Sergeant Salty's Deep Sea Corn Loops. 101 00:06:08,987 --> 00:06:13,033 And should I be happy, or sad? 102 00:06:13,241 --> 00:06:14,242 Happy. 103 00:06:14,451 --> 00:06:17,204 It's the greatest breakfast cereal known to man. 104 00:06:17,412 --> 00:06:20,415 When I was a boy, I'd pour myself a big bowl every morning 105 00:06:20,624 --> 00:06:23,293 and listen to the Sergeant Salty Radio Hour, 106 00:06:23,502 --> 00:06:26,171 where I'd be regaled with the adventures of Sergeant Salty 107 00:06:26,380 --> 00:06:30,050 and his trusty sidekick, Bugle Dog. 108 00:06:31,718 --> 00:06:33,095 Well, I'm glad you found it, Dad. 109 00:06:33,303 --> 00:06:35,847 Yeah, I thought they'd stopped making it when it came out 110 00:06:36,056 --> 00:06:38,517 that Sergeant Salty kept a small Chinese woman 111 00:06:38,725 --> 00:06:39,893 locked in his basement. 112 00:06:45,482 --> 00:06:46,733 Hello? 113 00:06:46,942 --> 00:06:49,444 Oh, hey, Abby. 114 00:06:50,028 --> 00:06:53,365 Oh, you can't make Saturday? That's too bad. 115 00:06:53,573 --> 00:06:54,741 What's that? 116 00:06:55,409 --> 00:06:57,703 Just hang on one second. Yeah. 117 00:06:57,911 --> 00:06:59,955 Now they want Sunday brunch. 118 00:07:00,163 --> 00:07:02,290 Well, this is a fine mess. 119 00:07:03,792 --> 00:07:06,378 We gotta call Deac and Kelly and try to get Saturday night back. 120 00:07:06,628 --> 00:07:08,338 And say what? "Our better offer cancelled"? 121 00:07:08,505 --> 00:07:10,465 It's like a slap in the face. 122 00:07:11,133 --> 00:07:13,093 You know what? Let's just all have Sunday brunch. 123 00:07:13,343 --> 00:07:15,554 - Good, good. Do that. - Okay. Abby? 124 00:07:15,721 --> 00:07:18,807 Yeah, Sunday is great. Yeah, we'll do it here at my house. 125 00:07:19,016 --> 00:07:21,476 Some other friends of ours are gonna join, is that cool? 126 00:07:21,685 --> 00:07:23,812 Okay, great, we'll see you Sunday at 11. 127 00:07:23,979 --> 00:07:25,230 All right. Bye, sweetie. 128 00:07:25,439 --> 00:07:26,815 Oh, that worked out. 129 00:07:27,065 --> 00:07:29,276 Man, people are really into us. 130 00:07:29,484 --> 00:07:31,111 Yeah. 131 00:07:36,700 --> 00:07:39,202 He's one of those guys who leaves long messages on the machine. 132 00:07:39,411 --> 00:07:42,080 I come home, gotta go to the bathroom, I hit the button, it's like: 133 00:07:42,289 --> 00:07:48,378 "Hey, guy, it's Bob. 134 00:07:49,463 --> 00:07:51,506 What are you doing? 135 00:07:51,715 --> 00:07:55,552 Give me a call back, I'm at 212-3..." 136 00:07:59,931 --> 00:08:01,975 Oh, your baby is so adorable. 137 00:08:02,184 --> 00:08:04,478 - Thank you. Thank you. - Both your kids. 138 00:08:04,686 --> 00:08:07,147 Marc and I've been talking about whether it's time to have one 139 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:08,899 of these little guys ourselves. 140 00:08:09,107 --> 00:08:10,400 Really? 141 00:08:10,609 --> 00:08:13,362 - You should do it. - Well, we think we might. 142 00:08:13,570 --> 00:08:16,657 Really? So soon? I mean, you guys have only been married two years. 143 00:08:16,865 --> 00:08:19,159 Haven't had time to enjoy each other yet. 144 00:08:19,368 --> 00:08:21,244 Well, it's true, kids really do take over. 145 00:08:21,453 --> 00:08:24,289 I mean, we haven't seen a movie in a theatre in probably six months. 146 00:08:24,456 --> 00:08:25,707 We have no life. 147 00:08:25,957 --> 00:08:27,597 We're at the movies literally every night. 148 00:08:27,793 --> 00:08:29,419 Yeah. 149 00:08:30,587 --> 00:08:33,048 On the other hand, there's just, you know, something about it. 150 00:08:33,256 --> 00:08:35,300 It's like all my priorities changed 151 00:08:35,467 --> 00:08:37,260 the day we found out we were having Kirby. 152 00:08:37,511 --> 00:08:40,263 And when they smile at you and call you Daddy, I'll tell you what, 153 00:08:40,430 --> 00:08:41,515 it's the best. 154 00:08:41,723 --> 00:08:42,724 Oh, Marc. 155 00:08:42,933 --> 00:08:44,726 I know. Maybe it's time. 156 00:08:46,019 --> 00:08:50,232 You know, having a baby really does ruin your body, though, Abby. It... 157 00:08:52,693 --> 00:08:54,653 It never comes back. 158 00:08:57,155 --> 00:08:58,949 Except for you. 159 00:09:00,534 --> 00:09:01,827 Thanks. 160 00:09:02,077 --> 00:09:04,454 - Can I hold him? - Oh, sure. 161 00:09:04,997 --> 00:09:07,833 Watch out, Abby, that one's a drooler. 162 00:09:08,041 --> 00:09:09,584 Hey there. Oh, look, Marc. 163 00:09:09,751 --> 00:09:11,878 - Hey there. Hi. - Hello. 164 00:09:12,045 --> 00:09:13,922 Look, I have very small feet. 165 00:09:14,172 --> 00:09:16,842 Hey, Marc, what's the deal with capers, huh? 166 00:09:17,009 --> 00:09:19,136 I don't know. 167 00:09:21,471 --> 00:09:23,598 Okay, here's our home phone, my work phone, 168 00:09:23,765 --> 00:09:26,685 Marc's work phone, our e-mail, which is always the best way to reach us, 169 00:09:26,852 --> 00:09:28,332 - and cell phone. - Oh, great. Thanks. 170 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:29,688 All right, guys. 171 00:09:29,896 --> 00:09:32,399 - All right, man. Yeah, sure. - Take care. Thanks a lot. 172 00:09:32,607 --> 00:09:34,317 - See you tomorrow. - Bye-bye. 173 00:09:34,484 --> 00:09:36,278 - Bye. - Bye. 174 00:09:39,489 --> 00:09:42,159 Work phone, home phone, cell phone, e-mail. 175 00:09:42,326 --> 00:09:44,828 Yeah, they really don't wanna lose touch, do they? 176 00:09:45,037 --> 00:09:47,497 It's good though. Now our friends are friends with each other. 177 00:09:47,706 --> 00:09:50,208 Yeah, it's nice when you can make that happen. 178 00:09:50,417 --> 00:09:52,544 Yeah, absolutely. 179 00:09:53,086 --> 00:09:55,922 Son of a bitch, they stole the Shmenkmans. 180 00:10:01,138 --> 00:10:04,642 Arthur, got a package for you. 181 00:10:05,518 --> 00:10:09,647 It's my Deep Sea Corn Loops. Sweet diggity. 182 00:10:12,608 --> 00:10:13,693 You gotta sign here first. 183 00:10:13,901 --> 00:10:16,988 Oh, I see, so that's how you're gonna play it, huh? 184 00:10:18,364 --> 00:10:21,200 Look, I'm not playing anything, you gotta sign it, that's our policy. 185 00:10:21,367 --> 00:10:23,161 Well, you must think I'm a damn fool. 186 00:10:23,369 --> 00:10:26,289 I sign your fancy electric doodad, then you got me. 187 00:10:26,455 --> 00:10:29,125 I'm in your computer, I'm on your lists, 188 00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:31,711 and pretty soon, you know what videos I rent, 189 00:10:31,878 --> 00:10:34,714 and I'm considered a pervert. 190 00:10:39,051 --> 00:10:40,344 I'm begging you. 191 00:10:41,470 --> 00:10:43,264 All right. 192 00:10:47,393 --> 00:10:49,353 There you go. Thanks. 193 00:10:51,147 --> 00:10:53,649 "Schmarthur Schmooner." 194 00:10:54,108 --> 00:10:55,985 Okay, you beat the system. 195 00:10:56,152 --> 00:11:00,072 Douglas, get some milk and prepare to be delighted. 196 00:11:00,281 --> 00:11:02,783 Oh, okay. 197 00:11:10,833 --> 00:11:12,877 Gotta use your hands, huh? 198 00:11:13,085 --> 00:11:16,172 You know, you can tilt the box, that's the way most people go. 199 00:11:16,881 --> 00:11:19,175 Well, I'm not most people. 200 00:11:22,845 --> 00:11:25,932 Oh, this is taking me back. 201 00:11:28,184 --> 00:11:30,645 - Give it a try. - All right, all right. 202 00:11:44,492 --> 00:11:46,369 They're salty. 203 00:11:48,287 --> 00:11:52,500 And what part of Sergeant Salty didn't you understand? 204 00:11:52,917 --> 00:11:56,337 I understand what salty means, it's just not a great quality in a cereal. 205 00:11:56,546 --> 00:11:58,506 These were beloved by millions. 206 00:11:58,714 --> 00:12:02,051 I don't care. Cereal shouldn't taste like a Slim Jim. 207 00:12:03,386 --> 00:12:07,056 Sweet diggity, are you ignorant. 208 00:12:09,058 --> 00:12:11,102 - Hey, hon. - Hey. 209 00:12:11,978 --> 00:12:12,979 What's in the box? 210 00:12:13,187 --> 00:12:16,357 A life supply of Stinky Loops. 211 00:12:19,151 --> 00:12:20,862 Good, good. 212 00:12:21,487 --> 00:12:24,157 So listen, I just got off the phone with Kelly, and it's official. 213 00:12:24,365 --> 00:12:27,368 She and Deacon are going out with the Shmenkmans. 214 00:12:27,577 --> 00:12:30,121 - Really? - Yup, dinner, this Saturday night. 215 00:12:30,329 --> 00:12:31,873 Ain't that a kick in the chops? 216 00:12:32,456 --> 00:12:34,667 We shouldn't have let them leave together after brunch. 217 00:12:34,876 --> 00:12:36,335 We should've kept one couple here. 218 00:12:36,502 --> 00:12:37,795 You're so right. 219 00:12:38,004 --> 00:12:40,756 We had them. We had them right here. What happened? 220 00:12:40,965 --> 00:12:45,178 I'm sure your burping in the middle of brunch didn't help matters. 221 00:12:47,471 --> 00:12:48,472 What just happened here? 222 00:12:48,681 --> 00:12:51,017 Are you blaming this on me? 223 00:12:51,267 --> 00:12:52,977 No, I'm just saying, it might be possible 224 00:12:53,144 --> 00:12:57,523 that not everyone enjoys a sausagey burp as much as I do. 225 00:12:58,065 --> 00:13:00,526 Which, PS, is not that much. 226 00:13:00,985 --> 00:13:02,705 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you telling them 227 00:13:02,904 --> 00:13:04,864 about your deviated septum surgery for 40 minutes, 228 00:13:05,072 --> 00:13:06,392 that's really what won them over. 229 00:13:06,616 --> 00:13:07,700 - They asked. - Yes. 230 00:13:07,909 --> 00:13:09,709 But you know what, here's a nice little phrase 231 00:13:09,911 --> 00:13:13,539 you might wanna learn in the future, it's called "Long story short." 232 00:13:14,874 --> 00:13:19,170 Okay, and here's one for you: "No, thanks, I'm full." 233 00:13:24,842 --> 00:13:28,095 Honey, I'm sorry, we shouldn't be turning on each other. 234 00:13:28,304 --> 00:13:30,024 You're right. This is just such a rough one. 235 00:13:30,223 --> 00:13:32,975 I mean, now we've lost the Shmenkmans and Deacon and Kelly. 236 00:13:33,184 --> 00:13:35,394 I mean, Deacon and Kelly, they were solid, you know. 237 00:13:35,603 --> 00:13:38,773 I mean, they weren't flashy, but they got the job done. 238 00:13:38,981 --> 00:13:40,858 Well, hang on, we haven't really lost anyone. 239 00:13:41,025 --> 00:13:43,861 - They're just going out to dinner. - Carrie, that's where it starts. 240 00:13:44,028 --> 00:13:46,322 First, they're going to dinner together, then the movies, 241 00:13:46,531 --> 00:13:48,157 then they're going on vacation together. 242 00:13:48,366 --> 00:13:51,035 Next thing you know, we're watching their slides from Disney World 243 00:13:51,202 --> 00:13:53,079 and dying inside. 244 00:13:53,287 --> 00:13:55,414 Well, you know what? The Shmenkmans, they're fine. 245 00:13:55,581 --> 00:13:57,708 But, you know, they're not that great. 246 00:13:57,917 --> 00:13:59,168 I guess not. 247 00:13:59,418 --> 00:14:02,171 And there are plenty of other couples we can go out with. 248 00:14:02,421 --> 00:14:05,174 That's true. That is so true. I mean, couples are a dime a dozen. 249 00:14:05,341 --> 00:14:07,760 You can't spit without hitting a couple in this town. 250 00:14:08,010 --> 00:14:09,387 Absolutely right. 251 00:14:09,637 --> 00:14:11,430 So who you got? 252 00:14:11,681 --> 00:14:14,267 Okay, let me think. Let me think... 253 00:14:14,892 --> 00:14:18,688 What about...? Oh, no, they're dead. 254 00:14:25,862 --> 00:14:27,989 I know, that is so true. 255 00:14:28,197 --> 00:14:29,198 So Japanese okay? 256 00:14:29,407 --> 00:14:32,160 Oh, yeah, there's a great place over on 58th. 257 00:14:32,326 --> 00:14:34,537 Maybe I'll get udon. 258 00:14:38,916 --> 00:14:41,419 - Kim, right? Kim Milner? - Right. 259 00:14:41,627 --> 00:14:43,921 - Accounting, you just started? - Yeah, and you're? 260 00:14:44,130 --> 00:14:45,840 Carrie Heffernan. I'm Grossman's secretary. 261 00:14:46,007 --> 00:14:47,633 Oh, you know, I thought I recognised you. 262 00:14:47,842 --> 00:14:49,719 - And I was right, I did. Hi. - Hi. Hi. 263 00:14:49,886 --> 00:14:52,722 - Gary Milner, how are you? - Hi, Gary. 264 00:14:57,727 --> 00:15:00,396 Would you guys like to go out tonight? 265 00:15:06,194 --> 00:15:08,488 I can't wait to see this, I hear Kevin Spacey is amazing. 266 00:15:08,696 --> 00:15:11,240 - Oh, he's always great. - Oh, the man's a national treasure. 267 00:15:11,491 --> 00:15:12,700 Red Hot, anyone? 268 00:15:12,950 --> 00:15:13,951 Oh, yeah. All right. 269 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,996 - Oh, great. Here you go, honey. - Thank you. 270 00:15:19,207 --> 00:15:21,083 - Spicy. - Yeah. 271 00:15:21,334 --> 00:15:23,461 Hey, speaking of spices, how about pepper, huh? 272 00:15:26,255 --> 00:15:28,549 When you go to a restaurant, and the waiter comes around, 273 00:15:28,758 --> 00:15:31,052 asks if you want fresh ground pepper, I can never decide. 274 00:15:31,302 --> 00:15:32,845 Oh, yeah, that's kind of true. 275 00:15:33,012 --> 00:15:34,972 They do that with the Parmesan cheese too, right? 276 00:15:35,181 --> 00:15:36,807 Yes. Yes, they do sometimes. 277 00:15:37,558 --> 00:15:39,352 He's good. I can work with him. 278 00:15:41,437 --> 00:15:44,774 So you guys thinking about having kids? 279 00:15:45,650 --> 00:15:49,862 - What? - You know, babies, offspring. 280 00:15:51,614 --> 00:15:53,407 We're brother and sister. 281 00:16:07,463 --> 00:16:10,049 Hello, darlings. It's Saturday night. 282 00:16:10,258 --> 00:16:11,634 Aren't you going out? 283 00:16:11,801 --> 00:16:14,345 No, we don't have any plans. 284 00:16:14,554 --> 00:16:16,764 Deacon and Kelly couldn't get a sitter? 285 00:16:17,515 --> 00:16:20,351 Actually, they did, they're just out with someone else. 286 00:16:21,394 --> 00:16:24,313 What about that other lovely couple you had over for brunch? 287 00:16:24,522 --> 00:16:25,722 They seemed like a lot of fun. 288 00:16:25,940 --> 00:16:28,067 Back it down, okay? The lady said we had no plans. 289 00:16:29,068 --> 00:16:33,281 Okay, okay, cool your jets, Eddie. 290 00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:47,712 You know, Dad, if you don't like those Salty Corn Loops, 291 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,214 you don't have to eat all hundred boxes. 292 00:16:50,423 --> 00:16:51,716 Has he been talking to you? 293 00:16:51,924 --> 00:16:54,927 Have you been bad-mouthing my cereal? 294 00:16:55,553 --> 00:16:57,346 Yes, it's all I talk about. 295 00:16:57,555 --> 00:17:00,141 Well, I love this cereal. I love it. 296 00:17:00,349 --> 00:17:01,909 You may not because you're an angry man, 297 00:17:02,101 --> 00:17:03,895 but I love it. 298 00:17:04,478 --> 00:17:07,023 Okay, God bless, enjoy. 299 00:17:08,024 --> 00:17:10,693 Who am I kidding? It's disgusting. 300 00:17:12,195 --> 00:17:16,032 Besides which, I'm so very thirsty. 301 00:17:17,909 --> 00:17:18,910 You know what? 302 00:17:19,118 --> 00:17:21,871 Maybe we would feel better if we just got out of the house. 303 00:17:22,079 --> 00:17:23,873 All right, yeah. What do you wanna do? 304 00:17:24,081 --> 00:17:25,881 Don't know. Wanna try out that new steakhouse? 305 00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:30,463 Do I wanna? You plus beef equals fun. 306 00:17:35,510 --> 00:17:37,053 This place is nice. 307 00:17:37,303 --> 00:17:39,514 You're right, sweats wouldn't have worked. 308 00:17:39,764 --> 00:17:41,140 - Table for two? - Yeah. 309 00:17:41,307 --> 00:17:43,434 - This way. - Thanks. 310 00:17:46,729 --> 00:17:48,189 - Oh, no. - What? 311 00:17:48,397 --> 00:17:49,482 They're here. 312 00:17:49,649 --> 00:17:53,236 They took my recommendation and they used it behind our backs. 313 00:17:53,402 --> 00:17:54,487 Can you believe that? 314 00:17:54,654 --> 00:17:57,114 All right, what do we do? Let's get out of here. 315 00:17:57,657 --> 00:17:59,992 - Hey. - Hey, man. 316 00:18:00,201 --> 00:18:01,202 - Hey. - Hi. 317 00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:03,120 - Hi, guys. - Look who's here. 318 00:18:03,371 --> 00:18:04,372 What's going on, guys? 319 00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:06,140 Nothing, we just came by for some steak. 320 00:18:06,332 --> 00:18:08,543 And possibly a blooming onion. 321 00:18:08,793 --> 00:18:10,920 Yeah, we stole your little tip on this place. Sorry. 322 00:18:11,087 --> 00:18:13,631 Hey, where's the cop, right? 323 00:18:18,261 --> 00:18:20,471 Oh, you wanna join us? We could squeeze in. 324 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,306 No, no. You guys already have your food. 325 00:18:22,473 --> 00:18:24,183 - Don't worry about it. - You know what, 326 00:18:24,392 --> 00:18:26,352 we're having a little romantic celebration anyway. 327 00:18:26,561 --> 00:18:29,730 It's Doug's half-birthday, so you guys enjoy, okay? 328 00:18:29,939 --> 00:18:31,023 - All right. - Okay. 329 00:18:31,232 --> 00:18:32,233 - Bye-bye. - Bye. 330 00:18:32,441 --> 00:18:33,818 - Right, right. - Okay. 331 00:18:34,026 --> 00:18:36,237 Uncomfortable. 332 00:18:36,445 --> 00:18:37,822 I know. 333 00:18:39,198 --> 00:18:40,575 Maybe we should sit down with them? 334 00:18:40,783 --> 00:18:42,743 - No. - Car, they asked us to sit down. 335 00:18:42,994 --> 00:18:46,664 Yeah, it was a pity ask, okay? They don't really wanna sit with us. 336 00:18:46,914 --> 00:18:49,041 Yeah, yeah. 337 00:18:49,292 --> 00:18:53,171 Do you hear that? Every laugh is another inside joke we're not a part of. 338 00:18:54,589 --> 00:18:56,883 - I think we should go back in there. - You think so? 339 00:18:57,091 --> 00:18:59,218 Yes, let's go over to the table, kick it up a notch, 340 00:18:59,385 --> 00:19:02,471 and show them we're the fun great couple we know we are. 341 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,807 - And we are, damn it. - Yeah. 342 00:19:04,974 --> 00:19:06,851 We're the Heffernans. 343 00:19:07,101 --> 00:19:10,104 We've got Heffer-vecense. 344 00:19:12,565 --> 00:19:14,775 - Let's go. - All right. 345 00:19:14,984 --> 00:19:17,820 Hey, changed our minds. Decided to join you. 346 00:19:17,987 --> 00:19:20,198 And we come bearing bread. 347 00:19:20,406 --> 00:19:22,286 - Great, skootch over. - Okay, great. Thank you. 348 00:19:22,492 --> 00:19:25,578 So, what's up, meat eaters? 349 00:19:28,164 --> 00:19:30,041 It's like a Sunday brunch reunion, right? 350 00:19:30,249 --> 00:19:31,626 - Yeah. - Yeah. 351 00:19:32,168 --> 00:19:34,128 - Ready to order? - Yeah, I believe we are. 352 00:19:34,337 --> 00:19:37,757 You know what, we'll start off with a bottle of wine for the table, on us. 353 00:19:37,965 --> 00:19:40,426 - Thanks, guys. - Red? White? 354 00:19:40,635 --> 00:19:42,512 I don't care if a wine is red, white or purple, 355 00:19:42,678 --> 00:19:44,805 as long as it gets us loopy. 356 00:19:45,431 --> 00:19:47,308 What's up, guy? 357 00:19:47,517 --> 00:19:48,893 Ma'am? 358 00:19:49,101 --> 00:19:51,145 I'm gonna have the salmon. 359 00:19:51,312 --> 00:19:53,189 Fish in a steakhouse? What is she, a witch? 360 00:19:53,356 --> 00:19:56,526 Get her, I think she is. Witchy. 361 00:19:57,151 --> 00:19:59,904 - Hey, the porterhouse is really good. - Yeah, it's great. 362 00:20:00,112 --> 00:20:01,823 Is it really? Okay, then porterhouse it is. 363 00:20:01,989 --> 00:20:05,493 Actually, porterhouse sounds like a lot. How about a porterhut? 364 00:20:08,412 --> 00:20:09,664 All right. 365 00:20:09,914 --> 00:20:12,375 - Thank you very much. - All right. 366 00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:16,462 So, what is going on over here, huh? Heard a lot of laughing. 367 00:20:18,214 --> 00:20:20,174 - Abby? - Actually, I was just telling these guys 368 00:20:20,383 --> 00:20:23,469 that Marc and I have definitely decided to have a baby. 369 00:20:24,095 --> 00:20:26,055 - Yeah. - Oh, that's great. 370 00:20:26,222 --> 00:20:28,349 - Yeah, way to go, you two. - Yeah. 371 00:20:28,558 --> 00:20:31,227 - All right. - You wanna hear something weird? 372 00:20:31,435 --> 00:20:34,105 Carrie and I have decided to have one too. 373 00:20:34,313 --> 00:20:35,940 Really? 374 00:20:36,858 --> 00:20:40,194 Yup, yup. Race you. 375 00:20:45,491 --> 00:20:49,162 You know, they're gonna start expecting me to grow a big belly. 376 00:20:49,412 --> 00:20:51,789 Unless I happen to have a very low sperm count. 377 00:20:52,039 --> 00:20:54,876 - Yes, yes. - Well, there you go. 378 00:20:55,668 --> 00:20:58,921 Of course, once we don't have a baby and they do, 379 00:20:59,088 --> 00:21:02,175 we're back to square one, friend-wise. 380 00:21:02,383 --> 00:21:03,634 Who cares? 381 00:21:03,843 --> 00:21:06,053 Friends just keep you away from TV. 382 00:21:10,433 --> 00:21:13,352 Oh, look, someone's car broke down. 383 00:21:13,561 --> 00:21:15,438 Should we pull over and help them out? 384 00:21:15,646 --> 00:21:17,690 Yeah, they look nice. 385 00:21:17,899 --> 00:21:20,735 Actually, they look very nice. 386 00:21:20,902 --> 00:21:23,988 Young couple, about our age. 387 00:21:24,197 --> 00:21:27,283 - Well-dressed. - Miata, two-seater, means no kids. 388 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,454 Let's make some friends. 389 00:21:33,499 --> 00:21:35,292 So what'd you guys like? Rock? Jazz? 390 00:21:35,501 --> 00:21:37,794 Hey, hey, we just went to this great steakhouse today, 391 00:21:37,961 --> 00:21:39,001 we should all go sometime. 392 00:21:39,171 --> 00:21:40,255 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 393 00:21:40,464 --> 00:21:43,050 Yeah, there's a gas station right up there. 394 00:21:43,258 --> 00:21:46,094 Oh, that one? You don't want their gas, that makes your engine knock. 395 00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:47,888 I'll take you to my place. 396 00:21:48,889 --> 00:21:50,129 When we go to that steak house, 397 00:21:50,307 --> 00:21:52,601 you gotta watch out for the guy with the big pepper mill. 398 00:21:52,809 --> 00:21:55,896 Hey, what's the deal with those anyway? What's up with that?