1 00:00:19,945 --> 00:00:22,066 What are you doing? It's my favourite Christmas song. 2 00:00:22,279 --> 00:00:24,685 I can't stand the way that Alvin always comes in late. 3 00:00:24,946 --> 00:00:27,316 That's what's funny about it. 4 00:00:27,572 --> 00:00:31,613 Not funny. It's disrespectful to the other chipmunks. 5 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:43,317 Hey! 6 00:00:43,992 --> 00:00:45,272 I know I have to die someday, 7 00:00:45,492 --> 00:00:50,198 but I'm gonna be really pissed off if it's today because of this. 8 00:00:52,869 --> 00:00:55,536 You're so dead when we get home. 9 00:00:55,703 --> 00:00:57,611 Oh, I'm shaking. 10 00:01:00,496 --> 00:01:02,700 Oh, great. 11 00:01:02,913 --> 00:01:04,869 There's something wrong with the car. 12 00:01:05,122 --> 00:01:07,658 Oh, really? You think so, Mr. Good wrench? 13 00:01:08,081 --> 00:01:09,704 I can't believe this thing stalled again. 14 00:01:09,915 --> 00:01:12,617 It's probably one of those stupid belts. I'll take a look at it now. 15 00:01:12,832 --> 00:01:14,823 Doug, what are you doing? We're on the expressway. 16 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:16,582 You're gonna get yourself killed. 17 00:01:16,791 --> 00:01:20,039 Relax. I got the hazards on, okay? 18 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:25,959 I'm okay. I'm fine. 19 00:01:26,210 --> 00:01:28,781 It just blew my cap off. I'm okay. 20 00:01:31,544 --> 00:01:35,160 You know, it really is disrespectful to the other chipmunks. 21 00:01:35,379 --> 00:01:37,915 You're preaching to the choir, Dad. 22 00:01:39,421 --> 00:01:40,421 Okay, I can fix this. 23 00:01:40,630 --> 00:01:43,297 I just need the screwdriver in the glove compartment. 24 00:01:45,298 --> 00:01:46,459 Not in here. 25 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:49,506 What? I can't believe this. 26 00:01:49,757 --> 00:01:54,001 I know it's here because I keep it in here. 27 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:58,791 - Okay, it's not here. - Told you. 28 00:01:59,009 --> 00:02:00,881 Where could it be? 29 00:02:01,593 --> 00:02:02,872 Did you lose it, Arthur? 30 00:02:03,135 --> 00:02:06,469 Pardon me, I did not lose your precious screwdriver. 31 00:02:06,505 --> 00:02:07,796 It's on my bed. 32 00:02:09,011 --> 00:02:12,093 I needed it to pry open some paint cans. 33 00:02:12,345 --> 00:02:14,052 What were you painting? 34 00:02:14,262 --> 00:02:16,586 Nothing. I found the cans in the basement, 35 00:02:16,846 --> 00:02:18,174 and I wanted to see the difference 36 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:21,553 between Navajo white and eggshell white. 37 00:02:22,556 --> 00:02:23,718 Unbelievable. 38 00:02:24,181 --> 00:02:28,970 Well, excuse me for being consumed with boredom. 39 00:02:36,684 --> 00:02:39,709 You're a very hard man to please, Heffernan. 40 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:52,910 You okay, hon? You need help? 41 00:02:53,130 --> 00:02:55,619 I've dragged it for two miles. I can make the last eight feet. 42 00:02:55,839 --> 00:02:57,498 Easy, hon. 43 00:02:57,964 --> 00:02:59,422 Oh, God. 44 00:03:01,674 --> 00:03:03,961 All right, where do you want it? 45 00:03:04,174 --> 00:03:05,454 Okay, let me think. 46 00:03:05,716 --> 00:03:07,624 All right, not there, because of the things... 47 00:03:07,842 --> 00:03:09,383 Hello? Sap. 48 00:03:09,592 --> 00:03:11,592 Okay, all right, all right, right here, right here. 49 00:03:11,801 --> 00:03:14,255 - God, it's heavy. - Okay. 50 00:03:20,636 --> 00:03:21,756 Okay, what a great day, huh? 51 00:03:21,970 --> 00:03:23,167 We got our Christmas tree 52 00:03:23,387 --> 00:03:25,923 and we swept up the Long Island Expressway. 53 00:03:26,179 --> 00:03:28,549 Well, at least this year we won't get that sad feeling 54 00:03:28,763 --> 00:03:31,133 when we toss it out on the curb. 55 00:03:34,056 --> 00:03:35,134 Hello? 56 00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:38,051 Sorry again, Douglas, about that screwdriver misunderstanding. 57 00:03:38,265 --> 00:03:39,924 Here you go. 58 00:03:40,932 --> 00:03:42,011 Thanks. 59 00:03:42,224 --> 00:03:44,132 The next time you want to sniff paint fumes, 60 00:03:44,350 --> 00:03:46,555 use your own screwdriver, okay? 61 00:03:46,809 --> 00:03:49,807 Oh, I see we're having sarcasm for Christmas this year. 62 00:03:51,185 --> 00:03:53,887 Okay, thank you. 63 00:03:54,102 --> 00:03:55,643 Four hundred bucks 64 00:03:55,894 --> 00:03:57,268 just to get the car running. 65 00:03:57,478 --> 00:04:00,145 And then he said we still need to keep an eye on the transmission. 66 00:04:00,395 --> 00:04:01,936 Keep an eye on it? What does that mean? 67 00:04:02,187 --> 00:04:04,972 I don't know, I guess we take turns sleeping in the garage. 68 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,436 I really wish we could afford a new one. 69 00:04:08,689 --> 00:04:10,763 Why don't we just do it? Let's do it, you wanna? 70 00:04:10,981 --> 00:04:12,688 - Doug, you know we can't now. - Why not? 71 00:04:12,940 --> 00:04:15,725 Because we agreed we're gonna wait until we pay off the credit cards. 72 00:04:15,940 --> 00:04:19,022 Oh, please, we're never gonna do that. 73 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:23,642 Come on, new car, me and you, huh? 74 00:04:23,859 --> 00:04:27,640 We'll go cruising, we'll pick up chicks. 75 00:04:27,901 --> 00:04:29,394 Come back here, 76 00:04:29,610 --> 00:04:31,767 and the three of you can make me dinner. 77 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:40,189 All right, well, I guess it wouldn't hurt just to look at some new ones. 78 00:04:40,404 --> 00:04:42,644 Oh, you are a keeper. 79 00:04:42,863 --> 00:04:45,068 So you're really ready to get rid of your old heap, huh? 80 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:46,821 Yeah, it's had a good run. 81 00:04:47,031 --> 00:04:52,234 Hell, I've had it since I was a young stallion of 22. 82 00:04:52,990 --> 00:04:56,688 Hey, you remember the first time you tried to feel me up was in that car. 83 00:04:56,908 --> 00:04:58,282 Yeah. 84 00:04:58,492 --> 00:05:01,360 And you bent these two fingers all the way back. 85 00:05:02,451 --> 00:05:05,698 You let out such a scream. 86 00:05:05,993 --> 00:05:07,033 I was a good sport though. 87 00:05:07,202 --> 00:05:09,242 I let you go for it the very next weekend, remember? 88 00:05:09,452 --> 00:05:12,866 Yeah, but I had the cast on, I couldn't get a good grip. 89 00:05:13,953 --> 00:05:16,407 - I love you. - Yeah. 90 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:21,601 This car is unbelievable. 91 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,777 Six cylinders, rack and pinion, 92 00:05:23,989 --> 00:05:25,612 and these seats, they actually heat up. 93 00:05:25,823 --> 00:05:29,568 I can't begin to tell you how warm my ass feels right now. 94 00:05:30,074 --> 00:05:32,397 Maybe you could write a poem. 95 00:05:35,367 --> 00:05:36,397 You know what? Stop that. 96 00:05:36,617 --> 00:05:39,188 You're starting to act like a game show contestant. 97 00:05:39,409 --> 00:05:43,451 Now, come on, let's find a car we can actually pay for. 98 00:05:43,702 --> 00:05:46,487 - I want this one. - Hon, did you see the sticker price? 99 00:05:46,744 --> 00:05:47,744 Sticker price? 100 00:05:47,953 --> 00:05:49,908 You know what I like to call the sticker price? 101 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:51,364 The sucker price. 102 00:05:51,620 --> 00:05:53,362 Well, that is clever. 103 00:05:54,121 --> 00:05:56,527 Come on, we really cannot afford this. 104 00:05:56,746 --> 00:05:59,496 Look, I know how to negotiate the price down. 105 00:05:59,705 --> 00:06:01,364 This guy's gonna be coming over here soon. 106 00:06:01,622 --> 00:06:03,744 So let's do the old good cop, bad cop routine. 107 00:06:03,998 --> 00:06:05,705 Okay, which one am I? 108 00:06:06,290 --> 00:06:07,831 - Bad cop. - All right. 109 00:06:08,082 --> 00:06:10,654 No, no, bad cop's more fun. I wanna be bad cop. 110 00:06:10,875 --> 00:06:13,577 Although you look more like a bad cop. 111 00:06:14,459 --> 00:06:16,414 Okay, how about, you play all the police, 112 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:19,459 and I'll play the person across the street getting a manicure? 113 00:06:19,710 --> 00:06:22,080 All right, here he comes. Just work with me. 114 00:06:22,294 --> 00:06:23,917 - All right? Come on. - Okay. 115 00:06:24,128 --> 00:06:26,119 So you folks still looking or-? 116 00:06:26,336 --> 00:06:28,707 - No, no, no, we're done. - Good. 117 00:06:28,962 --> 00:06:30,870 Well, good. Think this is the one for you? 118 00:06:31,129 --> 00:06:34,578 Don't know, don't know. Honey, what do you think of this car? 119 00:06:35,422 --> 00:06:40,127 I would like to take a sledgehammer to this piece of crap. 120 00:06:40,798 --> 00:06:42,208 All right. 121 00:06:44,715 --> 00:06:46,875 - What did you say that for? - I thought I was bad cop. 122 00:06:47,049 --> 00:06:49,882 Bad cop, yeah, not Gestapo. 123 00:06:53,843 --> 00:06:55,466 - Excuse me. - Yes, sir? 124 00:06:55,718 --> 00:06:59,878 Yeah, we actually might be willing to consider buying this car, 125 00:07:00,094 --> 00:07:03,342 but first I think we're gonna need to see a little flexibility on your end, 126 00:07:03,553 --> 00:07:04,963 you know what I mean? 127 00:07:05,178 --> 00:07:08,094 Yeah, I'm sorry, but we can't go below sticker. 128 00:07:08,304 --> 00:07:11,801 - This is a really hot car right now. - Right, hot car. Right, absolutely. 129 00:07:12,055 --> 00:07:14,461 Lot of heat. Okay. 130 00:07:14,681 --> 00:07:17,430 Tell you what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna jot down a little figure 131 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:19,014 for your hot little car. 132 00:07:19,223 --> 00:07:21,463 I want you to run this back to your boss 133 00:07:21,682 --> 00:07:23,140 and we'll take it from there, okay? 134 00:07:23,349 --> 00:07:25,056 Yeah. 135 00:07:27,183 --> 00:07:31,308 My manager's gonna think this is a joke. 136 00:07:31,559 --> 00:07:33,930 Well, why don't you just go show him how funny we are? 137 00:07:35,310 --> 00:07:36,424 Okay. 138 00:07:38,394 --> 00:07:40,053 Welcome to the dance. 139 00:07:40,270 --> 00:07:42,150 See, now he goes back there, he has a cigarette, 140 00:07:42,353 --> 00:07:45,554 he comes back with another number, we scoff, we say goodbye, 141 00:07:45,771 --> 00:07:47,229 and you watch how fast he chases us. 142 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:48,937 Sorry, no go. 143 00:07:51,147 --> 00:07:53,434 We can take about a hundred dollars off the undercoating, 144 00:07:53,648 --> 00:07:55,686 but that's the best we can do. 145 00:07:55,940 --> 00:07:57,481 Oh, okay. 146 00:07:57,690 --> 00:07:58,890 If that's the best you can do, 147 00:07:59,066 --> 00:08:01,057 then I guess we're gonna have to just say ta-ta. 148 00:08:02,233 --> 00:08:03,347 Thanks for coming in. 149 00:08:09,568 --> 00:08:10,942 Start walking. 150 00:08:11,193 --> 00:08:12,603 Let's go. 151 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:16,567 Hey, baby. 152 00:08:16,820 --> 00:08:18,099 What are you in the mood for? 153 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:19,778 Yeah, I could do Chinese. 154 00:08:20,029 --> 00:08:21,190 Hey, take care now. 155 00:08:21,446 --> 00:08:24,397 Hey, you too and merry Christmas. 156 00:08:27,489 --> 00:08:28,729 So which place you thinking of? 157 00:08:30,573 --> 00:08:34,614 No, that's too spicy. I don't like that place. 158 00:08:38,699 --> 00:08:41,781 Yeah, let's try to make it around... 159 00:08:46,301 --> 00:08:48,376 Come on, let's just go back and buy the car. 160 00:08:48,635 --> 00:08:50,425 Doug, when we finally have kids, 161 00:08:50,635 --> 00:08:54,002 wouldn't it be nice to have more than 30 bucks tucked away? 162 00:08:55,387 --> 00:08:56,548 I don't know. 163 00:08:56,762 --> 00:08:58,089 I don't wanna spoil them. 164 00:08:59,554 --> 00:09:01,675 Come on, Carrie, I want new car smell. 165 00:09:01,888 --> 00:09:05,254 Our car has Burger King smell. 166 00:09:06,347 --> 00:09:09,595 Doug, let's just put the new car thing aside for now, 167 00:09:09,848 --> 00:09:11,720 slap some more duct tape on the old one, 168 00:09:11,932 --> 00:09:15,014 and really commit ourselves to winning the lottery. 169 00:09:15,849 --> 00:09:17,390 Okay? 170 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,176 - Okay? - Okay. 171 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,933 Okay. 172 00:09:24,143 --> 00:09:25,173 Arthur. 173 00:09:25,393 --> 00:09:29,091 Didn't I ask you not to put the peanut butter in the refrigerator? 174 00:09:29,894 --> 00:09:32,181 You may have. Why? 175 00:09:33,645 --> 00:09:34,807 Because then it gets hard 176 00:09:35,020 --> 00:09:38,019 and I can't spread it without tearing the bread. 177 00:09:38,271 --> 00:09:41,353 So just let it sit for a half an hour and soften up. 178 00:09:41,605 --> 00:09:43,229 I want the sandwich now. 179 00:09:43,481 --> 00:09:45,768 Then toast the bread. That way it won't tear. 180 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:48,561 Don't want it toasted. Don't want it in half an hour. 181 00:09:48,774 --> 00:09:52,685 What I want is an untoasted peanut butter and jelly sandwich now. 182 00:09:53,483 --> 00:09:55,355 Well, Douglas, that might not be possible. 183 00:09:55,567 --> 00:10:00,521 As it is, I've given you a number of very attractive alternatives. 184 00:10:01,026 --> 00:10:03,432 No, they're not attractive. Okay, Arthur, you know what? 185 00:10:03,694 --> 00:10:05,317 I may not be able to afford a decent car, 186 00:10:05,527 --> 00:10:07,407 but I do have a house, and I let you live in it. 187 00:10:07,611 --> 00:10:10,479 So please show some respect. 188 00:10:10,695 --> 00:10:14,108 Oh, peanut butter. Oh, good, peanut butter, yeah. 189 00:10:15,238 --> 00:10:18,439 My peanut butter. This is my house. 190 00:10:23,406 --> 00:10:25,279 You gonna let him talk that way to me? 191 00:10:25,907 --> 00:10:29,522 Well, I'm not quite sure what he said at the end there, 192 00:10:29,741 --> 00:10:31,621 but as far as the other stuff is concerned, Dad, 193 00:10:31,825 --> 00:10:33,733 he's not really wrong. 194 00:11:00,456 --> 00:11:02,364 Hey, sleepyhead. 195 00:11:04,499 --> 00:11:06,040 Merry Christmas. 196 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:08,157 Come on downstairs. I got something for you. 197 00:11:08,416 --> 00:11:09,910 Dad, isn't Christmas tomorrow? 198 00:11:10,125 --> 00:11:12,496 I couldn't wait. Come on down. 199 00:11:12,709 --> 00:11:14,036 Come on. 200 00:11:14,710 --> 00:11:16,203 Come on, come on. 201 00:11:16,418 --> 00:11:18,990 Keep those eyes closed. Keep them closed. 202 00:11:19,211 --> 00:11:22,411 - Oh, mother. - Watch for that. 203 00:11:24,753 --> 00:11:25,951 Okay. 204 00:11:26,170 --> 00:11:29,833 One, two, three, merry Christmas! 205 00:11:45,625 --> 00:11:47,782 So, what do you kids think, huh? 206 00:11:48,001 --> 00:11:52,090 Well, it's cosy. 207 00:11:52,127 --> 00:11:56,074 Where did it come from, Arthur? Did you build it? 208 00:11:57,045 --> 00:11:59,996 No, no, what we have here is a Douchenberger. 209 00:12:00,212 --> 00:12:01,212 Made in Luxembourg. 210 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,246 Most popular car on the road over there. 211 00:12:03,463 --> 00:12:06,663 Well, I assume they are tiny people. 212 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:09,167 Anyway, this old buddy of mine happens to be an importer. 213 00:12:09,381 --> 00:12:11,952 Cheese mostly, but when I told him my kids needed new wheels, 214 00:12:12,173 --> 00:12:14,744 he pulled some strings and got me this one. 215 00:12:15,257 --> 00:12:16,501 Right off the boat. 216 00:12:16,757 --> 00:12:18,630 You know how fast this thing goes zero to 60? 217 00:12:18,883 --> 00:12:20,957 - How fast? - I don't know. 218 00:12:22,592 --> 00:12:26,421 It's nice, Dad, but you really, really shouldn't have. 219 00:12:26,635 --> 00:12:28,709 No, no, you kids deserve this. 220 00:12:28,968 --> 00:12:30,876 No, we don't. 221 00:12:31,427 --> 00:12:33,134 Sure, you do. 222 00:12:33,469 --> 00:12:35,959 You're gonna be the envy of the neighbourhood. 223 00:12:36,178 --> 00:12:37,178 See? 224 00:12:37,387 --> 00:12:38,928 Check out all the looks we're getting. 225 00:12:40,971 --> 00:12:43,211 - Oh, my God! - Go faster. 226 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,551 I'm already going as fast as I can. I got it floored. 227 00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:48,679 - Then shift. - I'm shifting, I'm in third. 228 00:12:48,890 --> 00:12:50,928 That's all there is. 229 00:12:51,140 --> 00:12:53,510 Road hog. 230 00:13:04,685 --> 00:13:06,308 Feel better? 231 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,142 A little bit. 232 00:13:08,769 --> 00:13:10,677 Crying really helped. 233 00:13:12,978 --> 00:13:14,685 This thing's unbelievable, huh? 234 00:13:14,937 --> 00:13:16,016 I know. 235 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:20,887 It felt like we were navigating through high-speed traffic in a soda can. 236 00:13:21,689 --> 00:13:24,474 What was he thinking, giving us a car? 237 00:13:24,689 --> 00:13:27,771 Well, honey, it's pretty obvious he did it because of you. 238 00:13:28,524 --> 00:13:29,602 - Me? - Yeah. 239 00:13:29,857 --> 00:13:31,813 I mean, the way you yelled at him the other day 240 00:13:32,024 --> 00:13:33,850 you made him feel so bad. 241 00:13:34,066 --> 00:13:35,426 I mean, he knew we needed a new car 242 00:13:35,608 --> 00:13:39,188 so, voila, '99 Douchen thing. 243 00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:42,353 Hey, this wouldn't have happened if you had let us get the other car. 244 00:13:42,568 --> 00:13:45,520 But, no, we gotta save money for our children. 245 00:13:45,736 --> 00:13:49,316 Well, just look what you've given birth to. 246 00:13:51,487 --> 00:13:53,146 All right, just relax now. 247 00:13:53,362 --> 00:13:57,309 You're just a little upset because you almost died. 248 00:13:58,072 --> 00:14:00,032 Maybe we just need time to get used to this thing. 249 00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:04,399 I mean, it is kind of cute in its own little way. 250 00:14:05,865 --> 00:14:09,196 Oh, God, we are so screwed. 251 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:13,361 Hey, what's going on? What the hell is this? 252 00:14:13,575 --> 00:14:15,401 It's our new car. 253 00:14:15,617 --> 00:14:18,023 - No, seriously, what is it? - It's a car. 254 00:14:18,285 --> 00:14:20,323 Okay, maybe if you spent some time in Luxembourg 255 00:14:20,535 --> 00:14:22,859 you wouldn't ask such stupid questions. 256 00:14:23,077 --> 00:14:25,234 Where do the clowns come out? 257 00:14:27,662 --> 00:14:30,744 Because, you know, in the circus, all the clowns cram into one little- 258 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:33,490 Yeah, we get it, Rich, not your best bit, okay? 259 00:14:33,705 --> 00:14:35,495 We're just not in a laughing mood, all right? 260 00:14:35,705 --> 00:14:37,185 We almost got crushed by a large truck 261 00:14:37,372 --> 00:14:39,743 and a medium-sized dog. 262 00:14:42,207 --> 00:14:43,207 What are we gonna do? 263 00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:45,869 I mean, either we're stuck with this ridiculous looking thing 264 00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:47,825 or we have to break my father's heart. 265 00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:49,660 Or you could just dump it. 266 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,280 What do you mean? 267 00:14:52,542 --> 00:14:54,332 I mean, there's a spot under the Belt Parkway 268 00:14:54,543 --> 00:14:56,250 where people "park" their cars 269 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,866 if they wanna be "relieved" of them. 270 00:14:59,086 --> 00:15:02,084 You know what I'm "saying"? 271 00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:04,176 You didn't need that last set of finger quotes, 272 00:15:04,378 --> 00:15:05,622 but, yeah, I get you. 273 00:15:05,837 --> 00:15:06,837 Honey, you wanna do it? 274 00:15:07,671 --> 00:15:09,828 Doug, we are not dumping the car. 275 00:15:10,088 --> 00:15:11,768 Why not? We'll collect the insurance money. 276 00:15:11,963 --> 00:15:14,334 Give it to your dad, he never has to know we didn't like it. 277 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,254 - We're not doing it. - Then what do we do? 278 00:15:16,465 --> 00:15:17,792 I don't know. 279 00:15:18,007 --> 00:15:21,918 Carrie, I can't go to work in this. I'm a teamster, for God's sakes. 280 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:28,049 Okay, we will just talk to my father, and say: 281 00:15:28,551 --> 00:15:31,253 "Thank you very much, but the car is just not for us." 282 00:15:42,554 --> 00:15:45,967 Oh, the kids. Doug, I've got your song playing. 283 00:15:46,221 --> 00:15:48,793 - Great, thanks. - I put it on a loop. 284 00:15:49,013 --> 00:15:53,423 It will just play and play and play until someone turns it off. 285 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,219 Dad, you got a sec? 286 00:15:58,474 --> 00:16:00,465 Sure, sure, let's all sit. 287 00:16:00,724 --> 00:16:02,348 Relax. 288 00:16:03,058 --> 00:16:05,891 Look, I baked Christmas cookies. 289 00:16:08,018 --> 00:16:11,218 Hey, Dougie, those should hit you in about an hour. 290 00:16:17,562 --> 00:16:19,636 So, kids, what's on your mind? 291 00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,305 Well, Dad, it's about the car. 292 00:16:21,562 --> 00:16:23,849 The look on your faces when I gave it to you... 293 00:16:24,063 --> 00:16:26,766 It was worth every penny from my IRA account. 294 00:16:27,022 --> 00:16:28,563 You cashed in your IRA? 295 00:16:28,814 --> 00:16:30,805 I'm just glad I could pull together enough 296 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:32,931 to make your dreams come true. 297 00:16:33,190 --> 00:16:36,806 Dad, I am so stunned. That is so generous. 298 00:16:37,066 --> 00:16:38,440 No, that's not generous. 299 00:16:38,650 --> 00:16:42,182 Generous is opening your home to a cranky old man 300 00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:47,308 who sometimes forgets to show the proper respect and gratitude. 301 00:16:47,527 --> 00:16:49,185 That's generous. 302 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:53,349 God bless you, kids. 303 00:17:09,448 --> 00:17:11,321 Well, this looks like the place. 304 00:17:11,532 --> 00:17:13,819 I can't believe we're actually doing this. 305 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,237 Come on, come on. Keep it together, babe, all right? 306 00:17:16,450 --> 00:17:17,450 All right, let's go. 307 00:17:17,658 --> 00:17:21,190 Wait, let me get out first, otherwise we'll tip over. 308 00:17:26,535 --> 00:17:29,569 Oh, my God, look at this place. 309 00:17:29,786 --> 00:17:33,117 Oh, I don't know, it's got a lot of atmosphere. 310 00:17:33,329 --> 00:17:35,236 Hey, baby, you wanna rumble? 311 00:17:42,581 --> 00:17:44,239 I'm not sure if I wanna do this. 312 00:17:44,456 --> 00:17:47,123 Hey, whoa, we agreed, it's our only way out. 313 00:17:47,290 --> 00:17:50,242 - I know, but it's immoral. - It's not immoral. 314 00:17:50,499 --> 00:17:53,873 Doug, we're inviting criminals to steal the car my father bought 315 00:17:53,909 --> 00:17:57,247 with his retirement money as a show of love and respect for us. 316 00:17:57,459 --> 00:17:58,869 On Christmas Eve. 317 00:17:59,084 --> 00:18:00,246 That's not immoral? 318 00:18:02,002 --> 00:18:04,953 I'm not saying we're gonna get a lot of karma points, 319 00:18:05,211 --> 00:18:07,166 but it's not immoral. 320 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,122 Where the hell is Richie with the getaway car? 321 00:18:10,962 --> 00:18:14,044 I can't do this to my father again. 322 00:18:14,255 --> 00:18:16,162 What are you talking about, again? 323 00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:20,505 When I was 6, he bought me this doll for Christmas and I hated it. 324 00:18:20,714 --> 00:18:24,081 - That happens. - I buried it in the backyard. 325 00:18:24,298 --> 00:18:27,914 And then like a month later, our dog dug it up right in front of him. 326 00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:30,456 Had worms coming out of the eyes, fungus in his hair, 327 00:18:30,675 --> 00:18:36,376 and it kept saying, "I love you. I love you." 328 00:18:37,051 --> 00:18:38,082 That happens. 329 00:18:42,428 --> 00:18:47,003 Moose, sorry I'm late. I had to help a buddy ditch a boat. 330 00:18:47,262 --> 00:18:49,798 - Come on, let's go. - All right, come on, Carrie. 331 00:18:50,054 --> 00:18:51,429 - Carrie? - Hey. 332 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:54,003 What's going on? You want your car stolen or what? 333 00:18:54,264 --> 00:18:55,294 I do. 334 00:18:55,514 --> 00:18:57,552 It's her. 335 00:18:57,806 --> 00:18:59,133 We have to go now. 336 00:18:59,390 --> 00:19:00,883 Doug, I can't do this. 337 00:19:02,557 --> 00:19:04,050 Moose? 338 00:19:05,391 --> 00:19:09,172 - Forget it, Rich. - All right, whatever. 339 00:19:15,518 --> 00:19:17,225 Oh, man. 340 00:19:37,423 --> 00:19:39,143 You know, this song is really growing on me. 341 00:19:39,340 --> 00:19:41,876 - You? - Yeah. 342 00:19:43,008 --> 00:19:45,876 Oh, here comes the best part. Listen, listen. 343 00:19:51,135 --> 00:19:54,335 A Hula-Hoop he wants. 344 00:19:57,344 --> 00:19:59,833 And every time too. 345 00:20:00,095 --> 00:20:02,382 Okay, I got the eggnog and Mr. Rummy. 346 00:20:02,595 --> 00:20:04,338 Let's hit the Christmas presents. 347 00:20:04,554 --> 00:20:07,885 Speaking of which, still enjoying the Douchenberger, Douglas? 348 00:20:08,097 --> 00:20:09,097 Oh, yeah. 349 00:20:09,305 --> 00:20:12,008 It's nice having a car I can take into the store with me. 350 00:20:13,431 --> 00:20:15,469 Here you go, Daddy. This is from Doug and me. 351 00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:17,720 Oh, thank you, sweetheart. 352 00:20:19,766 --> 00:20:21,556 What could it be? 353 00:20:21,766 --> 00:20:23,722 It's so exciting. 354 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,059 What's this? 355 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,340 It's a watch. 356 00:20:29,602 --> 00:20:30,799 I have a watch. 357 00:20:31,685 --> 00:20:34,009 I know, but this is engraved, look. 358 00:20:34,728 --> 00:20:37,643 "With all our love, Doug and Carrie." 359 00:20:37,895 --> 00:20:39,970 Well, you did your best. 360 00:20:46,147 --> 00:20:47,770 - Hope you're happy. - What? 361 00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:50,932 I just went back to get my car, it's stripped to the bone. 362 00:20:51,148 --> 00:20:53,851 And my insurance doesn't cover theft or vandalism. 363 00:20:54,065 --> 00:20:56,934 What the hell am I supposed to do? 364 00:21:01,067 --> 00:21:02,608 Merry Christmas. 365 00:21:13,554 --> 00:21:14,798 You sure someone will take it? 366 00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:17,003 Definitely. Just leave it. 367 00:21:17,221 --> 00:21:18,221 All right. 368 00:21:18,430 --> 00:21:22,922 Hard to believe anyone will want this thing, but here goes. 369 00:21:25,723 --> 00:21:28,473 Go, go, go!