1 00:00:09,971 --> 00:00:12,637 Could you have picked seats any further back? 2 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:14,960 It looked like it was filling up. I panicked. 3 00:00:15,179 --> 00:00:19,468 Louis! Yo, Louis! Get over here! 4 00:00:19,678 --> 00:00:23,375 And you couldn't spot trouble with this one over here, right? 5 00:00:23,636 --> 00:00:25,796 Look, if I can watch a movie about three divorced women 6 00:00:26,011 --> 00:00:28,712 who drive across Canada, you can deal with the seats. 7 00:00:28,927 --> 00:00:31,676 - Fine. Can I have my glasses, please? - Yeah. 8 00:00:31,927 --> 00:00:35,541 Hey, yo, Louis! Yeah, Mimi said she'll see you after the movie! 9 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:38,129 After the movie! Yeah, Mimi! 10 00:00:38,343 --> 00:00:39,918 You know what? 11 00:00:40,134 --> 00:00:41,413 What? 12 00:00:41,634 --> 00:00:43,624 Shut your Milk Dud-hole. 13 00:00:48,008 --> 00:00:49,880 You're so good with children. 14 00:00:56,632 --> 00:00:58,504 Are you okay? 15 00:00:58,757 --> 00:01:01,671 I just got a kernel stuck in that little, like, punching-bag thing. 16 00:01:04,714 --> 00:01:06,290 There it goes. 17 00:01:24,962 --> 00:01:27,118 Hey, hon, can I... Can I get a sip of soda? 18 00:01:27,336 --> 00:01:28,414 Yeah. 19 00:01:30,336 --> 00:01:31,663 Cute. 20 00:01:34,326 --> 00:01:36,279 Oh, look, there's Spence. Spence, hi. 21 00:01:36,543 --> 00:01:39,624 - Oh. Hey, guys. - Hey, buddy. How's it going? 22 00:01:40,210 --> 00:01:41,240 Good. 23 00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:43,243 Are you here by yourself, hon? 24 00:01:43,459 --> 00:01:48,199 By myself on a Friday night? No, no. I'm here with... some work people. 25 00:01:48,459 --> 00:01:52,037 Oh, there they-There they are. I-Okay, I'm coming! 26 00:01:52,666 --> 00:01:55,664 Those crazy knuckleheads. I'll see you later. 27 00:02:00,249 --> 00:02:02,286 He's not really with anyone, is he? 28 00:02:02,499 --> 00:02:03,872 Not a soul. 29 00:02:04,123 --> 00:02:06,694 Oh, wait a minute, he's sitting with some people over there. 30 00:02:06,915 --> 00:02:08,870 Doesn't know them. 31 00:02:09,289 --> 00:02:11,493 Oh, they're moving away... 32 00:02:11,747 --> 00:02:13,370 Oh, I can't look, it's so sad. 33 00:02:13,581 --> 00:02:16,365 Oh, gosh. You know what, you know what'll make us feel better, though? 34 00:02:16,580 --> 00:02:19,743 Couple hot pretzels. I'll save your seat. 35 00:02:24,163 --> 00:02:27,741 Poor Spence. He must be so lonely. 36 00:02:42,827 --> 00:02:45,990 Mr. Haskell's office. 37 00:02:46,743 --> 00:02:51,199 Can you call back later? This isn't really a good time for me. 38 00:02:52,534 --> 00:02:54,690 - Jen? - Huh? 39 00:02:54,909 --> 00:02:55,987 You seeing anyone? 40 00:02:56,700 --> 00:02:59,651 Seeing anyone? I'm not really sure. 41 00:02:59,908 --> 00:03:02,776 You're not sure? You wanna give me a hint? 42 00:03:02,991 --> 00:03:06,487 Well, there's that guy Craig I went out with a few times. 43 00:03:06,699 --> 00:03:08,026 Right, Craig. What's up with that? 44 00:03:08,532 --> 00:03:12,691 I don't know. Now when I call him, he always calls me back at home 45 00:03:12,907 --> 00:03:14,731 when he knows I'm at work. 46 00:03:16,198 --> 00:03:18,272 That's a bad sign, isn't it? 47 00:03:18,739 --> 00:03:21,607 Well, considering he works here... 48 00:03:22,697 --> 00:03:23,894 Yeah. 49 00:03:24,155 --> 00:03:27,521 Well, then, guess I'm not seeing anybody. 50 00:03:28,363 --> 00:03:30,851 You know what? I know a really nice guy. 51 00:03:31,071 --> 00:03:32,861 And he's single. You wanna meet him? 52 00:03:33,654 --> 00:03:35,230 Sure. Who is he? 53 00:03:35,487 --> 00:03:37,691 Well, he's a friend of my husband's. His name is Spence. 54 00:03:37,904 --> 00:03:42,395 "Spence." I like that name. 55 00:03:42,611 --> 00:03:45,313 Sounds tall and rugged. 56 00:03:46,819 --> 00:03:48,644 Does, doesn't it? 57 00:03:51,944 --> 00:03:53,484 Bad idea. 58 00:03:53,693 --> 00:03:55,234 - Why? - It just is. 59 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:57,025 Doug, the man watched an entire movie 60 00:03:57,235 --> 00:04:00,398 with a bunch of Nigerian exchange students. 61 00:04:00,609 --> 00:04:02,185 You don't think he needs a date? 62 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:03,983 No. He's got a very nice routine. 63 00:04:04,192 --> 00:04:07,355 Work, dinner with his mom, Babylon 5, then sleep. 64 00:04:07,567 --> 00:04:09,391 Why screw around with it? 65 00:04:09,775 --> 00:04:11,600 Because he's miserable. 66 00:04:11,858 --> 00:04:13,978 But he's happy being miserable. 67 00:04:14,233 --> 00:04:17,565 You know what, Doug? I think you like Spence being miserable 68 00:04:17,602 --> 00:04:20,054 because it makes you feel better about your own life. 69 00:04:20,273 --> 00:04:22,643 Honey, I'm not sure, but I think you just insulted yourself. 70 00:04:22,898 --> 00:04:25,268 Look, this girl Jenny is perfect for him. 71 00:04:25,481 --> 00:04:29,723 She's funny, she's offbeat, she uses an inhaler. 72 00:04:29,981 --> 00:04:35,396 Look, just treat Spence's life like a mugging on the subway. 73 00:04:35,605 --> 00:04:37,394 Don't get involved. 74 00:04:39,729 --> 00:04:41,720 It doesn't have to be a real fix-up. 75 00:04:41,937 --> 00:04:44,686 I mean, we can invite them over for a barbecue, just real casual. 76 00:04:44,937 --> 00:04:46,726 Can you give me an inch here to spit, please? 77 00:04:46,937 --> 00:04:49,721 You know what, I saw this thing on the Science Channel on how primates 78 00:04:49,937 --> 00:04:52,721 can become damaged if they don't get enough companionship. 79 00:04:52,978 --> 00:04:56,691 Science. Ooh, la-di-da. 80 00:04:56,727 --> 00:05:00,424 Anyway, these researchers, they kept a male monkey alone for so long 81 00:05:00,644 --> 00:05:02,800 that when they finally stuck a female in with him 82 00:05:03,018 --> 00:05:06,632 he threw faeces at her and he humped a eucalyptus tree. 83 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:12,055 That turns you on? 84 00:05:13,434 --> 00:05:14,595 A little bit, yeah. 85 00:05:16,433 --> 00:05:18,471 And we're having them over. 86 00:05:27,799 --> 00:05:30,547 Hey, Jenny. You like your barbecue, do you? 87 00:05:30,757 --> 00:05:32,415 Sure. 88 00:05:32,965 --> 00:05:35,962 - Wanna know my secret? - Sure. 89 00:05:36,214 --> 00:05:41,037 First, I put the meat on the grill, then I cover it with barbecue sauce, then... 90 00:05:41,297 --> 00:05:47,624 I cook it until it's about halfway done, flip it over, and cook it some more. 91 00:05:50,546 --> 00:05:52,536 Is he okay? 92 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,491 Well, he's-He's happy. 93 00:05:57,170 --> 00:05:58,170 Okay, I'm back. 94 00:05:58,378 --> 00:06:01,162 - I got soda and... Spence. - Hi. 95 00:06:01,419 --> 00:06:03,078 Did you pick up my secret ingredient? 96 00:06:03,544 --> 00:06:06,211 Yes, Arthur, here's your salt. 97 00:06:07,294 --> 00:06:09,083 Lodised. 98 00:06:10,252 --> 00:06:12,077 Well, I hope everyone saves room for dessert. 99 00:06:12,293 --> 00:06:14,497 I was listening to Beck last night, I got crazy, 100 00:06:14,751 --> 00:06:18,412 and I put chocolate chips in my macaroons. 101 00:06:20,209 --> 00:06:22,744 Spence, I want you to meet Jenny. Jenny, this is Spence. 102 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,121 - Hi, Spence. - Pleased to meet you. 103 00:06:25,333 --> 00:06:28,745 So, who else is coming to this little soirée? 104 00:06:28,958 --> 00:06:30,071 Who else? 105 00:06:30,666 --> 00:06:34,078 Well, the Flankmans, they... They cancelled. 106 00:06:34,290 --> 00:06:40,287 And the Shmankmans, they... They had a thing, so... 107 00:06:40,498 --> 00:06:43,069 Actually, I guess this is it. 108 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:48,779 Oh, I see. 109 00:06:49,039 --> 00:06:50,200 Jenny, I'm flipping. 110 00:06:50,413 --> 00:06:52,534 I think you're gonna wanna see this. 111 00:06:53,288 --> 00:06:55,325 - Excuse me. - Okay. 112 00:06:55,580 --> 00:06:56,859 This is a fix-up, isn't it? 113 00:06:57,121 --> 00:06:59,905 - Her fault. I was against it. - Oh, nice support. Thank you. 114 00:07:00,121 --> 00:07:01,121 - I have to leave. - No. 115 00:07:01,370 --> 00:07:03,195 Spence, Spence. Stop it. 116 00:07:03,412 --> 00:07:06,658 Would you relax? Now listen, she is a very nice girl. 117 00:07:07,245 --> 00:07:09,567 - Okay, so far so good. - Shut up. 118 00:07:10,036 --> 00:07:11,612 Here are the burgers. 119 00:07:12,078 --> 00:07:14,115 Those look beautiful. 120 00:07:14,327 --> 00:07:18,367 Why don't we all just have a seat. 121 00:07:18,577 --> 00:07:21,065 Talk for a little while. 122 00:07:22,451 --> 00:07:23,992 Sit down, Spence. 123 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:32,649 Now we're sitting. 124 00:07:33,367 --> 00:07:35,736 - Sitting's the best. - Yeah. 125 00:07:43,365 --> 00:07:46,612 Jenny, did I tell you that Spence sells tokens on the subway? 126 00:07:47,073 --> 00:07:49,313 That's the way to impress her. 127 00:07:51,906 --> 00:07:54,857 The subway. That must be interesting. 128 00:07:55,114 --> 00:07:58,396 Oh, yeah, well, the other day, this guy fell on the tracks 129 00:07:58,614 --> 00:08:02,820 and the third rail fried him and then the F train came along 130 00:08:03,030 --> 00:08:04,937 and sliced him clean in half. 131 00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:09,060 That's no way to start your day, huh? 132 00:08:09,321 --> 00:08:10,564 No, it is not. 133 00:08:16,861 --> 00:08:18,899 - This is fun. - Good times. 134 00:08:20,236 --> 00:08:22,724 So you like those peanuts, huh? 135 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:25,360 Oh, God, I'm eating peanuts. Why are there peanuts? 136 00:08:25,569 --> 00:08:27,808 - Why are there peanuts? - I don't know! Why not? 137 00:08:28,027 --> 00:08:30,313 - He's allergic. - I got nervous, I started popping them. 138 00:08:30,526 --> 00:08:33,228 - What should we do? - Well, there may be convulsions. 139 00:08:33,443 --> 00:08:36,144 The doctor said if this ever happened to induce vomiting. 140 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:46,811 Did he mention who should? 141 00:08:51,357 --> 00:08:53,394 I tried to tell you, I said, "Don't do it." 142 00:08:53,607 --> 00:08:57,682 But no, "I wanna fix Spence up. A date would be good for Spence." 143 00:08:57,898 --> 00:08:59,723 Are you happy? 144 00:09:03,522 --> 00:09:05,394 He's fine. 145 00:09:05,647 --> 00:09:07,684 Carrie, the man bit clean through my wallet. 146 00:09:09,605 --> 00:09:11,228 For God sakes, you almost killed him. 147 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:13,553 Would you stop it? He's nowhere near dying. 148 00:09:13,813 --> 00:09:16,680 In Doug's defence, I did see my grandmother. 149 00:09:17,354 --> 00:09:18,432 Spence, I'm really sorry. 150 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:21,050 I just thought you two would really like each other. 151 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:25,014 It was a nice thought but I'm probably better off spending my life alone. 152 00:09:25,270 --> 00:09:27,426 That's what I told her. 153 00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:33,548 Hi. I probably should get going. 154 00:09:33,810 --> 00:09:35,516 Oh, really? So soon? 155 00:09:35,768 --> 00:09:37,889 Yeah, I... 156 00:09:38,101 --> 00:09:39,843 Yeah. 157 00:09:40,601 --> 00:09:43,764 Stick around for my encore. I'm gonna swell up to twice my size. 158 00:09:45,809 --> 00:09:48,676 - Are you feeling any better? - Yeah, a little better. 159 00:09:48,933 --> 00:09:50,390 I must look great. 160 00:09:51,475 --> 00:09:55,136 Actually, you're kind of cute when you're not convulsing. 161 00:09:56,557 --> 00:09:59,128 That's almost half the time. 162 00:10:01,015 --> 00:10:03,799 - Should I...? - Oh, yeah, sure, go ahead. 163 00:10:05,431 --> 00:10:06,431 How's that? 164 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:09,210 Well, you're getting ice water in my eye. 165 00:10:10,139 --> 00:10:12,888 - Sorry. - I didn't say I hated it. 166 00:10:15,430 --> 00:10:16,508 Isn't that cute? 167 00:10:16,722 --> 00:10:17,752 Yeah, it's great, Cupid. 168 00:10:17,971 --> 00:10:20,673 Now let's go hose his lunch off the fence. 169 00:10:31,711 --> 00:10:34,034 What ever happened to UHF? 170 00:10:35,961 --> 00:10:36,961 What? 171 00:10:37,211 --> 00:10:40,707 Remember all those weird stations with bad reception? 172 00:10:40,744 --> 00:10:44,205 You had to tune them in like you were cracking a safe? 173 00:10:45,668 --> 00:10:46,746 Where'd they all go? 174 00:10:47,501 --> 00:10:52,288 They went to a big farm where I'm sure they're very, very happy. 175 00:10:53,542 --> 00:10:55,165 I hope so. 176 00:10:55,750 --> 00:11:00,039 Guess who I saw at the mall today holding hands. 177 00:11:00,666 --> 00:11:03,498 - Who? - Oh, just a little certain couple 178 00:11:03,707 --> 00:11:07,452 I put together. I think you know their names. 179 00:11:09,165 --> 00:11:10,954 Lyle and Eric? 180 00:11:16,081 --> 00:11:20,405 Spence and Jenny. And they looked so cute together. 181 00:11:20,664 --> 00:11:22,544 - That's good. - Oh, that's the best you can do? 182 00:11:22,747 --> 00:11:23,747 Come on, give it up, pal. 183 00:11:23,955 --> 00:11:27,237 Say, "You were right." 184 00:11:27,496 --> 00:11:30,067 - You were right. - No, say it like you mean it. 185 00:11:30,329 --> 00:11:31,738 You were right. 186 00:11:31,996 --> 00:11:34,282 Okay, now say it like a young French whore. 187 00:11:37,578 --> 00:11:39,533 Come on! 188 00:11:41,078 --> 00:11:42,985 You were right. 189 00:11:50,785 --> 00:11:53,569 Okay, gun to your head, you got to choose one. 190 00:11:53,785 --> 00:11:57,114 Would you rather have toothpicks shoved under your fingernails 191 00:11:57,326 --> 00:12:01,650 or take the subway, at rush hour, naked? 192 00:12:04,242 --> 00:12:07,689 I'm gonna go with the toothpicks, just for everyone else's sake. 193 00:12:08,908 --> 00:12:10,105 All right, give me one. 194 00:12:10,366 --> 00:12:14,276 Okay, would you rather have your big toe amputated 195 00:12:14,490 --> 00:12:19,064 or make out with Larry King for fifteen minutes? 196 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:22,271 We lying down or standing up? 197 00:12:23,323 --> 00:12:25,562 You're leaning against a car. 198 00:12:26,781 --> 00:12:28,652 - That's right down the line. - Yeah. 199 00:12:28,905 --> 00:12:30,812 You think that one over. 200 00:12:31,197 --> 00:12:33,353 Hello, peasants. 201 00:12:33,780 --> 00:12:37,192 - Hey, Moose, who's this guy? - Where you been, you little freak? 202 00:12:38,238 --> 00:12:39,860 Look, I know, I've been neglectful. 203 00:12:40,071 --> 00:12:42,737 I keep telling my girlfriend that I should drop by here more often. 204 00:12:42,945 --> 00:12:47,436 But as my girlfriend likes to say, "Who has time?" 205 00:12:50,111 --> 00:12:52,267 That's my girlfriend for you. 206 00:12:52,736 --> 00:12:54,312 You get anything off her yet? 207 00:12:54,569 --> 00:12:58,235 - That's the first thing you ask? - That's all I wanna know. 208 00:12:58,272 --> 00:12:59,692 I'm not gonna tell you. 209 00:12:59,902 --> 00:13:01,809 I have too much respect for her, and me. 210 00:13:02,068 --> 00:13:04,189 That's a "no." 211 00:13:04,443 --> 00:13:05,723 Come on, it's only been a month. 212 00:13:05,942 --> 00:13:08,431 A month? And you haven't been having sex? 213 00:13:08,692 --> 00:13:11,227 What the hell you been doing for a month? 214 00:13:11,775 --> 00:13:14,642 We've been getting to know each other as human beings. 215 00:13:16,108 --> 00:13:17,387 Whatever. 216 00:13:18,399 --> 00:13:19,561 Do you believe this guy? 217 00:13:21,274 --> 00:13:22,932 - A month, huh? - Yes a month! 218 00:13:23,149 --> 00:13:25,471 A month is not that long not to have had sex. 219 00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:28,596 Yeah, but if you add in the other 31 years, 220 00:13:28,815 --> 00:13:30,805 I'd think you'd be a little antsy. 221 00:13:31,023 --> 00:13:33,428 Even so, I just wanna wait. 222 00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,437 I don't wanna do it till the time is right. 223 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:40,511 Oh, jeez. Give me her number. I'll do it for you. 224 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:43,344 - Shut up! - Look, Richie, let me handle this. 225 00:13:44,229 --> 00:13:47,144 Look, Spence, man, waiting is fine, you know? 226 00:13:47,354 --> 00:13:49,428 And you've done a great job with the waiting part. 227 00:13:50,854 --> 00:13:55,013 But I think maybe now it's time to take little Spency out of the hangar, 228 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:59,348 wax him up, and let him fly. 229 00:14:00,727 --> 00:14:02,350 I don't know. I don't know, I don't know. 230 00:14:02,561 --> 00:14:04,183 Come on, look, I know it's scary. 231 00:14:04,394 --> 00:14:06,135 I was scared my first time. 232 00:14:06,352 --> 00:14:08,192 Richie, you were scared your first time, right? 233 00:14:08,393 --> 00:14:12,339 Yeah. It was recess, we only had, like, ten minutes. 234 00:14:13,559 --> 00:14:15,715 Come on, Spency. I'm only telling you this because, 235 00:14:15,934 --> 00:14:17,654 you know, you're my friend, man, I love you. 236 00:14:17,850 --> 00:14:20,848 I'm just saying, if you wait too long, this opportunity could go bye-bye. 237 00:14:21,225 --> 00:14:25,798 Then it could be, hey, another 31 years before this opportunity comes again. 238 00:14:26,016 --> 00:14:29,464 It's pretty tough losing your virginity when you're 62. 239 00:14:30,016 --> 00:14:31,696 All right, there's another problem, though. 240 00:14:31,890 --> 00:14:34,260 She has two roommates, I live with my mom. 241 00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:36,926 We don't have a place. 242 00:14:38,265 --> 00:14:40,468 Welcome to the erogenous... 243 00:14:40,681 --> 00:14:42,138 garage no us. 244 00:14:51,263 --> 00:14:54,924 So... this is nice, huh? 245 00:14:55,137 --> 00:14:57,341 Not really. 246 00:14:57,804 --> 00:14:59,462 Why are we here? 247 00:14:59,679 --> 00:15:01,586 This is just a place I like to come to. 248 00:15:01,803 --> 00:15:03,794 Get away from all the hustle and bustle, 249 00:15:04,011 --> 00:15:06,879 all the people, and cars... 250 00:15:08,011 --> 00:15:10,048 Except that one. 251 00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:13,758 Shouldn't we get going? The movie starts at eight- 252 00:15:15,885 --> 00:15:17,259 Spence, are you okay? 253 00:15:19,884 --> 00:15:25,632 I think that you'll find I'm better than okay. 254 00:15:29,675 --> 00:15:31,298 Man... 255 00:15:31,550 --> 00:15:33,623 That has got tetanus written all over it. 256 00:15:33,883 --> 00:15:36,667 Spence, what is this about? I mean, why are we even here? 257 00:15:37,049 --> 00:15:39,419 To, you know, have sex. 258 00:15:39,674 --> 00:15:40,674 Now? 259 00:15:40,924 --> 00:15:44,751 Well I, I don't wanna be the 62-year-old guy. 260 00:15:45,006 --> 00:15:50,208 My plane isn't out of the thing. You have to wax me, the whole... 261 00:15:51,589 --> 00:15:53,129 flying... 262 00:15:53,339 --> 00:15:57,545 I don't really know what you're talking about, but I should go. 263 00:16:01,254 --> 00:16:03,458 I'll call you. 264 00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,005 Oh, that is so sweet. 265 00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:14,504 In your face! 266 00:16:17,053 --> 00:16:19,173 Right back at you, Doug! 267 00:16:20,094 --> 00:16:23,682 - Doug, you having a good time? - Yes, Arthur. 268 00:16:23,718 --> 00:16:26,716 It's amazing what 10 bucks at a garage sale buys you. 269 00:16:26,968 --> 00:16:30,664 It's incredible. We're on the couch, yet we're playing tennis. 270 00:16:31,467 --> 00:16:34,134 One giant leap for mankind. 271 00:16:35,259 --> 00:16:39,382 Hey, it wouldn't upset me if you come back with some Cheez Doodles. 272 00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:42,666 It wouldn't upset me if you moved to Leisure World. 273 00:16:44,508 --> 00:16:46,130 Coming up. 274 00:16:46,424 --> 00:16:47,703 - Hey, honey. - Hey, babe. 275 00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,879 - How was work? - It was good. 276 00:16:51,007 --> 00:16:52,748 Listen, have you talked to Spence today? 277 00:16:53,590 --> 00:16:55,130 No. Why? 278 00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:57,046 Jenny's really freaked out. 279 00:16:57,256 --> 00:17:01,084 Apparently, last night he took her into our garage for some reason, 280 00:17:01,297 --> 00:17:05,753 turned off all the lights and lunged at her like a horny 13-year-old. 281 00:17:13,962 --> 00:17:15,206 Really? 282 00:17:15,712 --> 00:17:19,326 Yeah, and then he started flipping out, apologising, and then he left, 283 00:17:19,587 --> 00:17:21,494 like, 40 psycho messages on her machine. 284 00:17:21,711 --> 00:17:23,417 I mean, she's afraid to call him back. 285 00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:32,611 Doug, why did he take her into our garage? 286 00:17:32,827 --> 00:17:33,987 You know anything about this? 287 00:17:34,201 --> 00:17:35,398 No. 288 00:17:36,868 --> 00:17:39,616 Oh, wait, did you, did you say "garage"? You said "garage." 289 00:17:39,867 --> 00:17:43,528 Oh, you know, you know what? I might have said, yeah, he could use it. 290 00:17:43,992 --> 00:17:46,361 That's what he wanted it for? 291 00:17:48,908 --> 00:17:51,313 Not your best lie, honey. 292 00:17:52,116 --> 00:17:53,656 Look, I was just trying to help him. 293 00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:57,486 He needed a place to have sex so you suggested our garage? 294 00:17:58,615 --> 00:18:02,395 Well, first I suggested the sex, garage came later. 295 00:18:02,656 --> 00:18:06,519 Oh, I see. So Spence was going along fine, having a nice relationship. 296 00:18:06,739 --> 00:18:09,062 And then you said, "Spence, romance tip for you: 297 00:18:09,281 --> 00:18:12,728 Why don't you try to hump her next to our lawnmower?" 298 00:18:15,196 --> 00:18:17,649 Sure, you can make anything sound stupid. 299 00:18:18,738 --> 00:18:20,858 Wait a second, I'm not taking the fall for this, okay? 300 00:18:21,071 --> 00:18:22,528 - This is all your fault. - My fault? 301 00:18:22,779 --> 00:18:25,563 Yeah, your fault. It was your idea to fix them up in the first place. 302 00:18:25,779 --> 00:18:28,018 I said, "Don't do it. It's just gonna get screwed up." 303 00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:30,606 Yeah, but you're the thing that screwed it up. 304 00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:34,440 Yeah, but my screwing up is something you should've anticipated. 305 00:18:36,361 --> 00:18:38,434 Apology accepted. 306 00:18:39,902 --> 00:18:42,106 All right, it's all a big joke, Doug. 307 00:18:42,568 --> 00:18:45,139 All I know is, Spence had a good thing going 308 00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:47,515 and you screwed it up for him. 309 00:19:01,816 --> 00:19:03,557 Hey, Spence. 310 00:19:04,615 --> 00:19:06,487 Can I talk to you for a minute? 311 00:19:06,698 --> 00:19:10,146 Sorry, City Transit policy prohibits me from engaging in conversations 312 00:19:10,365 --> 00:19:13,398 of a personal nature while on duty. 313 00:19:14,531 --> 00:19:15,531 So you won't talk to me? 314 00:19:15,781 --> 00:19:17,238 Not unless you're buying a token. 315 00:19:18,155 --> 00:19:19,434 Fine. 316 00:19:20,780 --> 00:19:21,977 How many please? 317 00:19:22,988 --> 00:19:24,529 One. 318 00:19:26,279 --> 00:19:30,273 - Okay, now will you talk to me? - Sorry, our business is concluded. 319 00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:34,981 You know what? Here, give me ten, one every 15 seconds. 320 00:19:35,362 --> 00:19:38,028 Are you sure you wouldn't prefer our more convenient ten-pack? 321 00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:40,183 I'm sure. 322 00:19:42,069 --> 00:19:43,859 - Look, I called Jenny. - Oh, you called her? 323 00:19:44,069 --> 00:19:45,099 Who told you to do that? 324 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:48,726 I told her the whole thing was my fault, and she said she'd talk to you. 325 00:19:48,985 --> 00:19:51,473 - She's just taking pity on me. - That's not true. 326 00:19:52,068 --> 00:19:56,191 You gotta call her, for me, all right? This whole thing is my fault. 327 00:19:58,401 --> 00:20:00,687 No, it's not your fault. If you hadn't pushed me, 328 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,940 I would've made my own pathetic move a year from now 329 00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:04,975 and screwed it up myself. 330 00:20:05,358 --> 00:20:07,479 A year? 331 00:20:07,691 --> 00:20:09,397 Wow, I really did push you. 332 00:20:11,649 --> 00:20:15,144 When Carrie suggested fixing you guys up, I admit, I was against it. 333 00:20:15,357 --> 00:20:19,432 But I was wrong, and I told her like a French whore! 334 00:20:21,689 --> 00:20:23,845 I'm just gonna be another minute. 335 00:20:25,231 --> 00:20:27,186 You guys got a good thing going. You do. 336 00:20:27,439 --> 00:20:29,678 It was a fluke. I mean, why would any woman like me? 337 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,312 Why? A lot of reasons. 338 00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:34,092 You're smart, you got a great weird sense of humour, 339 00:20:34,313 --> 00:20:36,019 and P.S. you're attractive. 340 00:20:36,271 --> 00:20:37,301 Yeah, right. 341 00:20:37,562 --> 00:20:38,724 You are. 342 00:20:39,937 --> 00:20:44,144 Well, like how? Be specific. 343 00:20:48,228 --> 00:20:50,681 You have nice eyes. 344 00:20:52,769 --> 00:20:54,345 And...? 345 00:20:57,727 --> 00:21:00,132 Full, pouting lips. 346 00:21:02,559 --> 00:21:03,721 And...? 347 00:21:04,351 --> 00:21:06,886 You're killing me here. 348 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,637 - I'll call her. - Thank you. 349 00:21:09,850 --> 00:21:11,924 Oh, and Spence... 350 00:21:12,516 --> 00:21:14,590 You do have a great ass. 351 00:21:23,972 --> 00:21:26,128 Oh, look how cute they are. 352 00:21:26,340 --> 00:21:29,672 Oh, look, he's gonna put his arm around her. 353 00:21:29,709 --> 00:21:31,331 Oh, no, he was just yawning. 354 00:21:31,547 --> 00:21:35,208 Gotta admit, he does move slow. 355 00:21:35,838 --> 00:21:37,959 Why did you get Jiggly Worms? I wanted Gummi Bears. 356 00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:41,335 They were out of Gummi Bears. It's all the same crap anyway. 357 00:21:41,546 --> 00:21:43,122 No, it's not, okay? 358 00:21:43,337 --> 00:21:47,117 I like to bite the heads off. I can't do that with the worms. 359 00:21:47,337 --> 00:21:49,825 I mean, where's the head and where's the ass? 360 00:21:52,170 --> 00:21:54,456 That's what I'm wondering. 361 00:21:55,336 --> 00:21:57,622 Hey, Tony, come sit over here! 362 00:21:57,836 --> 00:21:58,866 These seats are bet-! 363 00:22:00,877 --> 00:22:02,535 I'll come over there.