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Check it out.

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"Whips and chains."

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What's the matter? My back rubs
not doing it for you anymore?

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Page 24.

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Oh, my God.

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What is he doing to him?

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Oh, I'm sorry, 42.

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Yeah, but what is
he doing to him?

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Come on, 42. Page 42.

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Ok, all right. Come on.

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There it is. Look right there.

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"Ebony God seeks dominant professional
type for late-night spank sessions."

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"Full dungeon."

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Where are we at here, Doug?

15
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The phone number. Look,
it's Deacon's phone number.

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I put the ad in there
to get back at him.

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Are you two still having that
stupid practical joke war?

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You bet your sweet
bananas we are.

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How great is this? He's probably
getting calls from S&M freaks,

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oh, right about now.

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Doug, the man has children.

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And he should've thought of that

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before he put a sign on my back
that said "I love butter."

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Actually, it said "I heart
butter," but that's what it meant.

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But you do heart butter.

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That's my business, not
the whole world's, ok?

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Morning, all.

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Morning. Hey.

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"Whips and chains."

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Good for you, kids.

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Just be safe.

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Good-bye. Bye.

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Darling, I have a legal matter
I need your assistance with.

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What are you talking about?

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I was down on the
boardwalk last night,

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and I paid a fellow $12
to draw my portrait.

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Look at this. Look.

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That's funny.

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It's not funny.
It's humiliating.

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People were gathered
around laughing,

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having a great time
at my expense.

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All right, so what do you want to do?
You want to sue the artist?

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Well, I estimate I endured $1 million
worth of pain and suffering.

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Between you and me, I'd settle
out of court for $8,000.

45
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Well, good luck with that.

46
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So, you're not gonna help me?

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Dad, how am I
supposed to help you?

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I'm not a lawyer, and I think
the picture's hilarious.

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Oh, so that how
it's going to be.

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Well, thank you very little!

51
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Uh, excuse me, but what
do you think I do there?

52
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I'm a secretary. The
lawyers handle the law.

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I type and make sure
they're not thirsty.

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Would it kill you to show them this
picture as you hand them a snapple?

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Would you stop it? I
mean, for God's sakes,

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you've never expressed any
interest in my job until now,

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when you need something.
That's not true!

58
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Oh, really? Have you ever
once come down to visit me?

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Do you have any idea what
I actually do there?

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How I actually spend my day?
No, you don't.

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Well, you have no idea
how I spend my day.

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You sit around in
your underwear,

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and you make crank phone calls.

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Those were inquiries!

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Hey, Carrie? Um?

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Can you tell if
this milk is good?

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What's the date on it?
Yesterday.

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I don't know, who's it for?

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Del pozo. It's fine.

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Here she is, Mr. Spooner.

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Thank you, young man.

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Dad, what are you doing here?

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Does this have anything to do
with that stupid caricature?

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No, no. I was just reflecting
on your comments earlier,

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and I realized you were right.

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I should take a more active
interest in your life.

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So, here I am.

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Really?

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Absolutely.

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Dad, that's... That's so sweet.
Thank you.

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Well, instead of thanking me, how
about giving me a grand tour?

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Ok, well, I don't know how
grand it is, but here goes.

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Wow me. Ok, um...

84
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All right, well, this,
this whole area here

85
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is where we keep files
relating to our pending cases.

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Uh-huh, and you file them
alphabetically or...

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Alphabetically, yes.

88
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That's a marvelous
sorting system.

89
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And, uh, this is
the coffee area.

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This is where I get my boss,
you guessed it, coffee.

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Tell me, do you
use a percolator?

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Drip. Drip.

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Fancy.

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And then we're back at my desk,

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and that's basically the tour.

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Well, thank you for that
behind-the-scenes peek.

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Oh, that's my phone.

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I have to get that. Good.

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Now I get to see you in action.

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Mr. Grossman's office.

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Oh, he's at lunch. May
I take a message?

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You're good.

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Take the ad out now.

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Ad? I don't have any
time to place any ads.

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I'm too busy hearting butter.

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Just cancel it, ok?

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There they are, butch Cassidy
and the dumb-ass kid.

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Hey, spero.

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How's it going, man?

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Oh, terrible. My deliveries
are spread all over town.

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Kind of like your
mother, Heffernan.

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You know, guy, enough.

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Listen, Rico just pulled
out of the calendar.

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Now we're gonna need a new Mr.
April.

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What calendar?

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The men of I.P.S. Calendar.

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You know, to raise money for some
juvenile something or other, you know.

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What do you say, guys, huh?

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I'm assuming you want to sell
a couple of these things,

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so that let's him out.
Sure. I'll do it.

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Whoa, what the hell's
that supposed to mean?

122
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It's supposed to mean that ebony
God is probably a better choice

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than pasty Doughboy.

124
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So that's how it's gonna be, huh?
You know what?

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I'll do the calendar.
Well, I wanna do it.

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Whoa, if you're both interested,

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I'm going to have to let
the guys upstairs decide.

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They're gonna need snapshots, and
you gotta fill out this bio stuff.

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Oh, yeah? Yeah.

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All right, whoever
gets it should know

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the shoots gonna be here Friday
night after work. I'm doing it.

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Well, let the games begin, Mr.
Palmer.

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That's Mr. April to you.

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No, no, no, no, no.
I'm Mr. April.

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You're Mr. march-your-cocoa-buns-
out-of-here, yeah.

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Yeah. What's up? What's up?

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I hate it when they get stuck.

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Well, thanks for lunch, dad.
That was really nice.

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Yeah, those Chinese make a
delightful bowl of rice.

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Actually, it was Benihana.
It's Japanese.

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6 of 1.

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Well, I'm off.

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Got a boatload of things
to put in my diary.

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All right. Well, thanks for coming, dad.
That was great.

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Pleasure was all mine. Enjoy
the rest of your day.

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Ok.

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Give that gal a promotion!

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Your dad seems to
be an ok fella.

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He is. Thanks.

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Treasure him, Carrie.

151
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Do you know, sometimes we hear

152
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what our elder states people
say, but we don't listen.

153
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Uh, what's the difference?

154
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Well, to hear is just to hear,

155
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but to listen, that's
hearing and then some.

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Got it.

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By the way, I wanted to
mention if he's interested,

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we've started a senior
jobs program here.

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You know, something to give the old
people a sense of dignity and purpose.

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Pays $3.50 an hour.

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So, w-what are you saying? You
want my dad to work here?

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Every day? If he's interested.

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Oh, that's awfully nice, but no...
I don't... no.

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You sure?

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Y-y-yeah, he wouldn't be interested.
N-no, yeah.

166
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Well, it's out there.

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Ok. Ok.

168
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What ya got going there, Fonzie?

169
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Ah, there's this I.P.S.
Calendar for charity.

170
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Deacon and I are both
going for the last spot.

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Doug, uh, can I bounce
something off you?

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Yeah, you know what? Take
my picture first, though.

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I just... I need it for a...
There you go.

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Whoa, what the hell.

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You got, like, half my face!

176
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Well, honey, I need to talk
to you about something.

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All right, but I
need a good picture.

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Stand over there.
The light's better.

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Over there. Over there.

180
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Ok, but don't take it yet.
I'm not ready yet.

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Let me get set here. So,
what's the problem?

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All right. So, there's this part-time
job available at my office,

183
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and Mr. Pruzan said my dad
could have it if he wanted it.

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Are you ready yet? Yeah, yeah.

185
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Ok. Wait, w-wait!

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What's my best look?
Should I smile?

187
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Or pout, like this.

188
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All right, well, if those are my
choices, I reluctantly take pout.

189
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I said pout, not constipated.

190
00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:02,581
All right, so what do
you think I should do?

191
00:09:02,649 --> 00:09:04,717
Do you think I should let
dad work at my office?

192
00:09:04,784 --> 00:09:05,885
No!

193
00:09:05,952 --> 00:09:07,353
No.

194
00:09:09,589 --> 00:09:12,325
I did say no, but I
feel terrible about it.

195
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I mean, he has nothing
else going on in his life.

196
00:09:14,728 --> 00:09:16,329
I mean, nothing. Sure he does.

197
00:09:16,397 --> 00:09:19,865
He gets that
magazine now, right?

198
00:09:19,933 --> 00:09:22,902
He'd love to work there, too. I mean,
you should have seen him today.

199
00:09:22,969 --> 00:09:24,937
He had this little peppy
bounce in his step,

200
00:09:25,005 --> 00:09:28,408
like... like after he
takes his blue pills.

201
00:09:28,475 --> 00:09:30,276
So then let him work there.

202
00:09:30,344 --> 00:09:33,379
I can't! Because every second I'll be
worried if he's going to say something

203
00:09:33,447 --> 00:09:35,014
or do something to embarrass me.

204
00:09:35,082 --> 00:09:37,450
You know, he tipped one
of the partners today.

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And not a lot.

206
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Hey, a minute's just about
up, and here we come.

207
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Coming into focus now. And...

208
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Wow.

209
00:09:47,794 --> 00:09:51,297
Time to cram some fake
crap into my bio.

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I can't let him work there.
You know why?

211
00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,334
Because if he works there,
then I'll go crazy.

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If I go crazy,
then they fire me.

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If they fire me,
we lose the house,

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and he has to live in a crate.

215
00:10:00,707 --> 00:10:03,742
So really, I'm doing
this for him.

216
00:10:05,579 --> 00:10:06,745
Right?

217
00:10:09,683 --> 00:10:10,983
Ok, good.

218
00:10:17,291 --> 00:10:18,991
Morning. Dad.

219
00:10:19,059 --> 00:10:20,593
Morning, cupcake.

220
00:10:20,660 --> 00:10:22,528
I see you're busy. That's great.

221
00:10:22,596 --> 00:10:26,532
It's great to be busy, isn't it?
You're a busy, busy little bee, huh?

222
00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:29,602
Well, I am just going
to head out to work,

223
00:10:29,669 --> 00:10:32,871
and let you get back
to your reading.

224
00:10:32,939 --> 00:10:34,740
What are you reading,
an instruction book?

225
00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:37,210
Yeah, for the electric knife.

226
00:10:37,277 --> 00:10:39,145
Do we have an electric knife?

227
00:10:39,213 --> 00:10:42,448
I didn't see one, but if it
ever turns up, I'll be ready.

228
00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:44,417
Great, great.

229
00:10:44,485 --> 00:10:46,018
Now where are my glasses?

230
00:10:46,086 --> 00:10:48,921
The print on this
warranty card is so tiny.

231
00:10:50,690 --> 00:10:51,757
Here you go.

232
00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:53,726
Oh, thank you, darling.

233
00:10:53,793 --> 00:10:55,394
You're a good daughter.

234
00:10:55,462 --> 00:10:58,531
Please, it's...
Bye, ok, bye-bye.

235
00:11:00,601 --> 00:11:02,768
Have a good day at work. Ok.

236
00:11:07,608 --> 00:11:08,707
Dad,

237
00:11:09,876 --> 00:11:11,410
get your coat.

238
00:11:21,755 --> 00:11:23,289
Here you go, young lady.
Your mail,

239
00:11:23,357 --> 00:11:25,358
and what's this in your ear?

240
00:11:25,425 --> 00:11:27,726
A mint, for you!

241
00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:31,096
Uh, ok, thank you.

242
00:11:31,165 --> 00:11:32,898
You're very welcome.

243
00:11:32,966 --> 00:11:35,468
Oh, hello, miss. I'm sorry.

244
00:11:35,536 --> 00:11:37,670
I forget the name.

245
00:11:37,737 --> 00:11:40,005
What ya got there, dad?
Y-you got some mints?

246
00:11:40,073 --> 00:11:42,241
I'm giving them out to
everyone with the mail.

247
00:11:42,309 --> 00:11:45,411
It's an icebreaker. You start
out by talking about the mints.

248
00:11:45,479 --> 00:11:47,346
The next thing you
know, you're pals.

249
00:11:47,414 --> 00:11:49,048
I learned that on an airplane

250
00:11:49,115 --> 00:11:51,484
sitting next to a Mr.
Gil Gerard.

251
00:11:53,787 --> 00:11:57,190
I guess. I just wish you weren't
reaching into people's ears.

252
00:11:58,458 --> 00:12:00,059
Darling, you are so cute.

253
00:12:00,126 --> 00:12:03,128
It's not really in their ear.
I palm it.

254
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,568
Even so.

255
00:12:08,635 --> 00:12:10,603
Pardon me, my duties await.

256
00:12:10,671 --> 00:12:13,172
Hey, Eddie! Got an
air mail for you.

257
00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,118
Hey, buddy.

258
00:12:26,186 --> 00:12:28,254
Hey, it's Doug half-a-man.

259
00:12:30,224 --> 00:12:32,057
Half-a-man instead of Heffernan.

260
00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:34,527
That's great. I like that.
That's good.

261
00:12:34,595 --> 00:12:36,262
Hey, what you got
there, peanut butter?

262
00:12:36,330 --> 00:12:37,830
Yep. I like peanut butter.

263
00:12:37,897 --> 00:12:39,064
Spreads nice and easy.

264
00:12:39,132 --> 00:12:41,667
Speaking of which,
my mother says hi.

265
00:12:43,470 --> 00:12:44,970
What do you want?

266
00:12:45,038 --> 00:12:47,406
Actually, you know what?
It's about the calendar.

267
00:12:47,474 --> 00:12:50,343
I just thought that, you know, if
you could put in a good word for me

268
00:12:50,410 --> 00:12:52,411
with the p.R. Guys, and
while you were doing that,

269
00:12:52,479 --> 00:12:54,480
I... I could load your
truck or do your rounds.

270
00:12:54,548 --> 00:12:56,882
Doug, save your breath.
You're in.

271
00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,384
Really? I got it?

272
00:12:58,452 --> 00:13:00,263
Yeah, I don't know what the
guys up there are sniffing,

273
00:13:00,287 --> 00:13:02,888
but, uh, it's all
you there, lumpy.

274
00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:05,124
All right, thanks.

275
00:13:05,191 --> 00:13:07,059
Hey, spero, I forgot.

276
00:13:07,127 --> 00:13:08,671
Who... who did you say they
were picking for the calendar?

277
00:13:08,695 --> 00:13:10,463
You the man. What?

278
00:13:10,530 --> 00:13:11,797
I'm the man.

279
00:13:11,865 --> 00:13:13,832
Now, I-I'm confused, see.

280
00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:16,502
So you're saying that Mr.
Palmer here not the man.

281
00:13:16,570 --> 00:13:18,203
That's right. Well,
I can't believe it.

282
00:13:18,272 --> 00:13:20,072
What the hell are they
thinking upstairs?

283
00:13:20,140 --> 00:13:21,674
It wasn't what they
were thinking,

284
00:13:21,742 --> 00:13:24,019
so much as what they were feeling.
You know what I'm saying?

285
00:13:24,043 --> 00:13:26,078
'Cause sexy is sexy!

286
00:13:27,648 --> 00:13:29,482
You drive safe now.

287
00:13:36,342 --> 00:13:38,343
Carrie? Have you
seen your father?

288
00:13:38,410 --> 00:13:40,011
I've got a bunch
of outgoing mail.

289
00:13:40,079 --> 00:13:42,557
You're looking for Arthur? He just
went into the conference room.

290
00:13:42,581 --> 00:13:44,749
Now? But I thought the
partners were in there

291
00:13:44,816 --> 00:13:48,219
meeting with those congressmen
from the finance committee.

292
00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:51,222
All I know is Arthur just walked
in there with a big bag of mints.

293
00:13:56,595 --> 00:14:01,499
All right. You're dreaming, Carrie.
Just wake up.

294
00:14:01,566 --> 00:14:04,635
Wake up. Wakey, wakey. Ok.

295
00:14:06,338 --> 00:14:07,471
Crap!

296
00:14:09,041 --> 00:14:10,108
And then another time...

297
00:14:10,175 --> 00:14:12,443
Ah, excuse me. Hi, dad.

298
00:14:12,511 --> 00:14:15,947
Listen, uh, people are out
there asking for their mints.

299
00:14:16,015 --> 00:14:17,335
Sweetheart, I was
in the middle...

300
00:14:17,383 --> 00:14:19,423
He gets a little confused sometimes.
Come on, buddy.

301
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,419
Let's not bother these
nice people anymore.

302
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:25,489
He's not bothering us. We just asked
him to recommend a good deli.

303
00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:32,630
Oh, ok, good. You've got the
right guy here, I'll tell ya.

304
00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:35,633
You know what we call him: The deli lama.
That's him, ok.

305
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:39,170
All right... Oh... oh. You don't...
Yeah, ok, good. Bye.

306
00:14:43,442 --> 00:14:46,344
Darling, I'm going now.

307
00:14:46,412 --> 00:14:48,980
Going? I thought you
worked until 4:00.

308
00:14:49,048 --> 00:14:51,449
Actually, I was let go.

309
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:54,652
What? They fired you?

310
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:57,488
Apparently there wasn't
room in the budget for me.

311
00:14:57,556 --> 00:15:01,359
Dad, that's absurd. They pay
you less than minimum wage.

312
00:15:01,427 --> 00:15:05,096
Excuse me. Uh, Mr. Pruzan, why
did you guys fire my dad?

313
00:15:05,164 --> 00:15:06,464
We didn't. He quit.

314
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:09,100
Oh, you must be mixed up.
I was let go.

315
00:15:09,168 --> 00:15:12,203
Sir, you just came up to
me and said, "I quit."

316
00:15:12,271 --> 00:15:14,805
It was merely to save
face after I was fired.

317
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,707
Who fired you?

318
00:15:16,775 --> 00:15:18,642
Why, boss terwilliger.

319
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,246
Dad, what are you talking about?

320
00:15:22,314 --> 00:15:25,049
Look, I was fired, ok? Fired.

321
00:15:25,117 --> 00:15:28,019
And that's all I have
to say on the subject.

322
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:32,023
There is no boss terwilliger.

323
00:15:32,091 --> 00:15:33,391
I know. Ok.

324
00:15:36,195 --> 00:15:38,963
Doug, come on. I'm
growing a beard here.

325
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:43,034
There he is. Very nice.

326
00:15:43,102 --> 00:15:45,370
I don't know. You don't
think it looks too stupid?

327
00:15:45,437 --> 00:15:47,171
It's for a charity.

328
00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:50,674
Every month has a gimmick.
You're the April-showers guy.

329
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:53,444
Just be happy you're
not baby new year.

330
00:15:53,512 --> 00:15:55,279
Yeah, I guess I
caught a break there.

331
00:15:55,347 --> 00:15:57,692
All right. Nice and loose here.
Nice and loose. Ready to work?

332
00:15:57,716 --> 00:15:59,317
Ok, you're thinking:

333
00:15:59,385 --> 00:16:02,286
"Boy, I've got a special
delivery for you!"

334
00:16:02,354 --> 00:16:05,256
That's it! All right. Give
me that precious look.

335
00:16:05,324 --> 00:16:06,724
Work the Dolly. Work the Dolly.

336
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:09,293
Work the umbrella. Come
on, work the umbrella.

337
00:16:09,361 --> 00:16:11,429
Kind of scoot around it.
That's it. That's it.

338
00:16:11,497 --> 00:16:13,564
Give me that... A
little more precious.

339
00:16:13,632 --> 00:16:18,002
Not that, no. That! That's the money!
That's the money. Yes!

340
00:16:18,070 --> 00:16:21,305
Ok. Good. Good. Your... your
tie's a little crooked there.

341
00:16:21,373 --> 00:16:22,473
Ok. Just a little...

342
00:16:22,541 --> 00:16:23,774
Like this? No, the other side.

343
00:16:23,842 --> 00:16:25,209
Here. Let me get it.

344
00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:27,745
It's going so well. Yeah.
That's better.

345
00:16:27,812 --> 00:16:30,214
Now, I want you to let
all your natural charm

346
00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:31,782
just seep out, huh? Ok, yeah.

347
00:16:31,850 --> 00:16:34,685
Man, are you firm. Wow. Working out, huh?
Nice traps.

348
00:16:35,887 --> 00:16:37,755
Nice traps. Yeah.

349
00:16:39,691 --> 00:16:41,692
How about, uh, we get back
to the calendar there?

350
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,261
We got some juveniles
to save, huh?

351
00:16:43,328 --> 00:16:45,996
Wow! That's a lot of boy. Yeah.

352
00:16:46,065 --> 00:16:49,233
Doug, uh, I got to
level with you.

353
00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:51,469
There's no juveniles.

354
00:16:51,537 --> 00:16:53,704
No juveniles? No juveniles.

355
00:16:53,772 --> 00:16:56,674
No juveniles, no
calendar, just you, me.

356
00:16:58,877 --> 00:17:01,312
And a whole lot of
sexual tension.

357
00:17:03,882 --> 00:17:05,349
Not getting that.

358
00:17:05,417 --> 00:17:06,750
Come on, Doug.

359
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,596
Wrap those line back in'
meat hooks around me,

360
00:17:08,620 --> 00:17:09,820
and pull me into the huddle.

361
00:17:09,888 --> 00:17:11,189
What's going on here, man? Whoa!

362
00:17:11,256 --> 00:17:13,424
What are you tellin' me? Are
you tellin' me you're gay?

363
00:17:13,492 --> 00:17:17,861
I'm not gay gay. I'm what
you call bi-curious.

364
00:17:17,929 --> 00:17:19,464
Whatever. Look, I gotta go, man.

365
00:17:19,531 --> 00:17:22,266
I'm really late for
something not gay.

366
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:25,703
Oh, God! I should've
never done this.

367
00:17:25,770 --> 00:17:27,671
Hey, don't tell anybody
about this, huh?

368
00:17:27,739 --> 00:17:30,241
All right, look, I'm not going
to tell anybody you're gay, ok?

369
00:17:30,309 --> 00:17:31,775
Thanks, Doug. Thanks, man. Ok.

370
00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:33,444
Hey, Doug, thanks.

371
00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:35,079
Ok. All right, man.
Ok. There you go.

372
00:17:35,147 --> 00:17:36,247
Gotcha!

373
00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:40,050
Hey, Heffernan.

374
00:17:40,119 --> 00:17:41,752
You are looking good!

375
00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:43,854
Oh, man! You should've
seen your face.

376
00:17:43,922 --> 00:17:46,056
I got to go somewhere not gay.

377
00:17:47,659 --> 00:17:50,261
All right, guys. Knock it off.
Enough, enough. All right?

378
00:17:50,329 --> 00:17:52,463
Leave him alone. You
all right, pal?

379
00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:53,598
I'm ok.

380
00:17:53,665 --> 00:17:54,765
Good.

381
00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:58,002
You want to go to
the prom with me?

382
00:17:58,069 --> 00:18:01,038
Yeah, funny, man! You guys are funny.
Funny stuff, guys!

383
00:18:01,106 --> 00:18:03,040
It was a goof, porks.

384
00:18:03,108 --> 00:18:05,153
I'd tell you to lighten up, but
that might be hard for you.

385
00:18:05,177 --> 00:18:07,411
You know what, man? I had
enough of your crap, man!

386
00:18:07,479 --> 00:18:08,646
Hey, keep your hands off me.

387
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:09,813
Oh! God, oh!

388
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:10,981
What the hell did you do?

389
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:12,250
He came at me. You saw it.

390
00:18:12,317 --> 00:18:13,951
Oh, God. Oh, God,
it's broken, man.

391
00:18:14,019 --> 00:18:15,659
Oh, my God. He's really hurt.
It's broken!

392
00:18:15,687 --> 00:18:17,622
Somebody get some help now! Now!

393
00:18:17,689 --> 00:18:19,323
Look, it was just a joke, man.
You ok?

394
00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:21,759
Just a joke. It's ketchup. Mmm.

395
00:18:21,826 --> 00:18:24,094
But it tastes like victory!

396
00:18:24,163 --> 00:18:25,963
Man!

397
00:18:26,031 --> 00:18:27,231
You knew the whole time?

398
00:18:27,299 --> 00:18:29,133
Oh, yeah, man! You kiddin' me?

399
00:18:29,201 --> 00:18:30,568
Spero told me this morning.

400
00:18:30,636 --> 00:18:32,270
See, you thought you
were getting me,

401
00:18:32,337 --> 00:18:34,405
but I flipped her around on you!

402
00:18:34,473 --> 00:18:35,906
Yabba dabba!

403
00:18:41,213 --> 00:18:43,147
Nice work. Can I
get the film now?

404
00:18:43,215 --> 00:18:45,749
Yeah. It's digital. That way,
they go right on the Internet.

405
00:18:45,817 --> 00:18:47,051
Sweet!

406
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:58,128
Hello.

407
00:18:58,197 --> 00:19:00,837
Dad, where have you been? I have
been trying to call you for hours!

408
00:19:00,865 --> 00:19:03,601
Uh, I just went up to
the roof to think.

409
00:19:03,669 --> 00:19:05,603
Gets a little breezy
86 floors up,

410
00:19:05,671 --> 00:19:08,573
especially when the
helicopters are landing.

411
00:19:10,676 --> 00:19:12,510
Dad, look, about
what happened today,

412
00:19:12,578 --> 00:19:13,777
I want... Darling,

413
00:19:13,845 --> 00:19:15,179
can I tell you a little story?

414
00:19:15,247 --> 00:19:16,814
Sure.

415
00:19:16,881 --> 00:19:19,250
Look, when I was 8 years old,

416
00:19:19,318 --> 00:19:21,485
I was chosen from dozens of boys

417
00:19:21,553 --> 00:19:23,987
to sing a solo from ave Maria

418
00:19:24,055 --> 00:19:26,757
at my church choir recital.

419
00:19:26,825 --> 00:19:30,060
It was the greatest
honor of my young life.

420
00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:31,995
The night of the recital,

421
00:19:32,063 --> 00:19:35,065
my father was sitting
right in the 2nd row.

422
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:37,501
He heckled me.

423
00:19:39,037 --> 00:19:40,371
Heckled you?

424
00:19:40,439 --> 00:19:42,673
Oh, yeah. He called
it tough love.

425
00:19:42,741 --> 00:19:45,676
Said it would make me a
better choir singer.

426
00:19:45,744 --> 00:19:47,545
But I was mortified.

427
00:19:47,613 --> 00:19:50,481
Yeah. Dad, that's...
that's terrible.

428
00:19:50,549 --> 00:19:54,685
Today you had the same
look on your face as I did

429
00:19:56,388 --> 00:19:57,821
at my recital.

430
00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:02,893
I'm sorry I embarrass
you, Carrie.

431
00:20:02,961 --> 00:20:05,796
Dad, no. No, no, no, no.

432
00:20:05,864 --> 00:20:08,132
You didn't do anything wrong.

433
00:20:08,199 --> 00:20:11,101
I completely overreacted.

434
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:15,139
I guess sometimes I feel like I have
to walk around apologizing for you,

435
00:20:15,206 --> 00:20:18,809
but that's... that's my problem.
That's all me.

436
00:20:18,877 --> 00:20:22,747
Well, perhaps my prior antics
have left you a bit gun-shy.

437
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:24,982
Well, true.

438
00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:29,387
I could've done without your bomb
jokes at LA Guardia last month.

439
00:20:29,454 --> 00:20:34,124
But, even so, I'm sorry
about the way I acted.

440
00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:38,329
I... I was touched
that you wanted to,

441
00:20:38,397 --> 00:20:40,598
you know, be part of my life.

442
00:20:43,335 --> 00:20:45,369
I love you, sweetheart.

443
00:20:45,437 --> 00:20:47,405
I love you, too, dad.

444
00:20:47,472 --> 00:20:48,806
You know what?

445
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,908
Why don't we forget about
all this and start fresh?

446
00:20:50,975 --> 00:20:55,279
Tomorrow I will talk to
Pruzan and get your job back.

447
00:20:55,347 --> 00:20:57,080
No, no. I wouldn't hear of it.

448
00:20:57,148 --> 00:20:59,650
To be honest, I find
this place mind-numbing.

449
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:02,486
How you work here and not
put a bullet in your head

450
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:04,955
is beyond me.

451
00:21:05,023 --> 00:21:07,792
Well, can I at least buy you
a hot dog on the corner?

452
00:21:07,859 --> 00:21:10,027
I'll go for that. Ok.

453
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,314
Dad!

454
00:21:38,983 --> 00:21:40,984
You call that singing?

455
00:21:44,822 --> 00:21:47,156
You sound like a little girl!

456
00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:51,360
Nice haircut!

457
00:21:51,428 --> 00:21:53,496
Use a bigger bowl next time!

458
00:21:55,232 --> 00:21:56,733
That's my boy.