1
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Hey, how you doing?

2
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Fine. Thanks.

3
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I'm Lou. I just
moved in next door.

4
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So you did?

5
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Excuse me!

6
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Hey, you're not gonna
believe who's outside.

7
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Lou Ferrigno.

8
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Ferrigno, get out of here.

9
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I'm telling you it's him.
The Incredible Hulk.

10
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He just moved in next door.

11
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You're crazy.

12
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I was just... I was just
looking for something.

13
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Oh! Here it is.

14
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Great! Got it.

15
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Hey!

16
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Oh! Everything looks
good in here.

17
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Sanitation!

18
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Hi, guys. Merry Christmas.

19
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Can I help you with something?
I've got great deals here.

20
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Oh, yeah, actually I'm looking
for a gift for the wifey.

21
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Could I see those 2
cameras right there?

22
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These are both excellent.

23
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I have them both at home.

24
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Does, uh, this one have a zoom?
Yes, it does.

25
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But it doesn't say
zoom on the sticker.

26
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Then it doesn't have it.

27
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So, can I ring you up?

28
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Hang on a sec. Deac?

29
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W-What do you think of this one?

30
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It's nice.

31
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Hey, maybe I could
buy Kelly one, too.

32
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Whoa! 80 bucks!

33
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I can't do that man.
She loses everything.

34
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Ok. I can do $40.

35
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I'm gonna go for this one.

36
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Oh. Well, thank you for making
my camera look that much better.

37
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And thank you for
making me look great

38
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whenever we walk down
the street together.

39
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Ok, I was just kidding and you
went to a really dark place.

40
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Hey, Arthur.

41
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Douglas. Tell me if
this sounds repetitive.

42
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"Dear Mr. Ferrigno.

43
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"I thought your work
on the incredible hulk

44
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was in a word, incredible."

45
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Why are you writing
him a letter?

46
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It's going with my screen play.

47
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I think Lou Ferrigno

48
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is just the man to
get it produced.

49
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Oh, Arthur. Not the
screen play again.

50
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Don't give it to him.
Just don't.

51
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Why not?

52
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He's our neighbor. I don't want
him to think we're freaks.

53
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And I suppose Mr. Gary
sinise thought I was a freak

54
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when I gave him a copy.

55
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You threw it at him on
the subway, and yes!

56
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Listen, once word gets out
that Lou Ferrigno lives here,

57
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he'll have 50 scripts
on his doorstep.

58
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I'm gonna make sure the first
script in that pile is

59
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"reconsidering Sandy."

60
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The title doesn't
even make sense.

61
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I... I read it and there's
no one in there named Sandy.

62
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You obviously don't understand
how the business works.

63
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Hey. Hey, hon.

64
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You know, how come you
never greet me at the door

65
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naked like the other wives?

66
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What other wives?

67
00:04:07,471 --> 00:04:09,572
I don't know. You
read about them.

68
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I'll get on that.

69
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Ok, almost done
with my shopping.

70
00:04:14,678 --> 00:04:16,746
I've just gotta get
something for Kelly.

71
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Hey, who couldn't use a
toad's umbrella. Hmm?

72
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No, it has to be nice.

73
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Last year she got us those
crystal candlesticks,

74
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and we got her toilet paper
that looks like money.

75
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Speaking of gifts, I
got you a gift today

76
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that's gonna make
you one happy lady.

77
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Really?

78
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What is it? Oh, no,
I'll never tell.

79
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Come on, what is it?

80
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No, it's a surprise,
but I will say this:

81
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It's really, really nice.

82
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All right, give me a clue.

83
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Ah, ok.

84
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Well, it's about... big...
Oh! Is it a camera?

85
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Damn it! How did you
get camera from this?

86
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Well, you kind of held
it up to your face,

87
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and I think you made
a snapping motion.

88
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You couldn't just leave
it alone, could you?

89
00:05:03,494 --> 00:05:04,827
You had to ask for a clue?

90
00:05:04,895 --> 00:05:08,365
Did I know you were gonna
mime taking a picture?

91
00:05:08,432 --> 00:05:10,700
So what do we do? Do I give
it to you now or do...

92
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We wait till Christmas?

93
00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:13,636
Well, if you give it to me now,

94
00:05:13,704 --> 00:05:15,705
I could actually take
pictures during Christmas.

95
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Like I could bring it to
my office holiday party.

96
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I guess.

97
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And I could take
a picture of you

98
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doing your traditional
Santa-stuck-in-the-fireplace gag.

99
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That should be
captured on film, yes.

100
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Wait here. It's in the closet.

101
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You turned on the t. V.
I'm giving you a gift!

102
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I'm sorry. Ok. Ok.

103
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All right. Well, anyways,
merry Christmas.

104
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And just remember, if we could've
held out till Christmas morning,

105
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there'd be a beautiful
bow on that plastic bag.

106
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Oh, it is so nice!

107
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You like it? Yeah, I love it!

108
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I knew you'd like it, 'cause
it's got a wrist strap,

109
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and you can hook it
up to your belt.

110
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And it comes with batteries.

111
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But well, whatever,
you know, whatever.

112
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This is a great camera. You
did really good. Thank you.

113
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So if I guess what you got
me, can I get it now?

114
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Ok.

115
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A snow saucer?

116
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Sure I can't get
you anything, Lou?

117
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Some vanilla wafers?
No, thank you.

118
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We have some very nice popsicles

119
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if you're looking for
something light.

120
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That's all right.

121
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So, let's talk Turkey.
What are we thinking?

122
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Do we like?

123
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Well, Arthur, I have read
reconsidering Sandy,

124
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and to be honest with you,

125
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I was pretty confused.

126
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Confused about what?

127
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Well, first of all, there are 3
different characters named Mike.

128
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Let me ask you a question, Lou.

129
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Have you ever met
anyone else named Lou?

130
00:07:02,613 --> 00:07:04,314
Well, yes.

131
00:07:04,381 --> 00:07:06,416
Slice of life, my friend.

132
00:07:06,484 --> 00:07:08,284
I just writes it
the way I sees it.

133
00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:10,753
So, what's the next step?

134
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Can you get us a meeting at
the William Morris office?

135
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I don't think so.

136
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Ho, ho, ho. I get it.

137
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I understand your problem.

138
00:07:26,803 --> 00:07:28,738
Look.

139
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Even though you're not right for
the lead character of Smithy,

140
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don't worry, I have a very
nice part in mind for you.

141
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Henchman number 2.

142
00:07:41,018 --> 00:07:43,453
That's another thing. There
is no henchman number 1.

143
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Oh, hi, Lou! How are you?

144
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Good.

145
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So, how're you liking
the neighborhood?

146
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It's great. I grew up around here.
Great to be back.

147
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Um, is he bothering you?

148
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Darling, can't you see I'm
in a business meeting here.

149
00:08:00,804 --> 00:08:01,804
Excuse me.

150
00:08:03,740 --> 00:08:06,176
Good lord!

151
00:08:06,243 --> 00:08:08,077
Did you see what's
going on in there?

152
00:08:08,145 --> 00:08:09,279
Yeah, I see it.

153
00:08:09,346 --> 00:08:10,586
I went in there for a ringding,

154
00:08:10,648 --> 00:08:12,915
and your father ran
at me like a badger.

155
00:08:15,018 --> 00:08:18,521
Today was gift day at work.
Check it out.

156
00:08:18,589 --> 00:08:20,290
Hot ziggity! You hit
the mother lode!

157
00:08:20,357 --> 00:08:21,757
What do we get going
on here, huh?

158
00:08:21,825 --> 00:08:24,494
Well, we've got some wine,
got a basket of, uh, soaps

159
00:08:24,562 --> 00:08:26,362
and skin creams from
one of the partners,

160
00:08:26,430 --> 00:08:28,498
um, some home made biscotti.

161
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Home made? Cheapo!

162
00:08:32,102 --> 00:08:33,670
Oh, I didn't even open this one.

163
00:08:33,737 --> 00:08:35,705
This one's from Pruzan.
He just made partner.

164
00:08:35,772 --> 00:08:37,773
He gave one of these to
all the secretaries.

165
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What is it?

166
00:08:39,009 --> 00:08:40,276
I don't know, I don't know!

167
00:08:43,113 --> 00:08:45,781
It's another camera.

168
00:08:48,051 --> 00:08:50,886
It's a small one isn't it? It's
like a key chain one or something?

169
00:08:50,954 --> 00:08:53,856
I don't know. It's
called the scamp.

170
00:08:53,924 --> 00:08:55,525
Which cereal box did
that come out of?

171
00:08:56,660 --> 00:08:59,395
Here we go all right.
Actually it's got a...

172
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Panoramic setting.
That's kinda cool.

173
00:09:01,965 --> 00:09:04,066
Does it?

174
00:09:04,134 --> 00:09:06,836
And it takes this new kind
of film, I guess it just...

175
00:09:06,903 --> 00:09:08,605
Pops right in there and...

176
00:09:08,672 --> 00:09:10,607
Oh, my God! It's
already winding.

177
00:09:12,743 --> 00:09:15,311
Wow, you can hook it
up to a computer.

178
00:09:24,821 --> 00:09:27,990
But... but the one you got
me is totally, you know...

179
00:09:28,058 --> 00:09:29,459
Totally what?

180
00:09:31,862 --> 00:09:34,364
Well, you know, yours
has a whole...

181
00:09:34,431 --> 00:09:35,632
The strap thing.

182
00:09:35,699 --> 00:09:36,776
You know what you got here?

183
00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,134
You got yourself
a better camera.

184
00:09:38,201 --> 00:09:40,503
No, come on. No, we're better.

185
00:09:40,571 --> 00:09:43,306
Who's to say better, huh? We're
taking pictures of the same thing.

186
00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:45,408
Doesn't make the people
look any better, right?

187
00:09:47,043 --> 00:09:49,579
Actually this scamp can
back light you like an angel.

188
00:09:49,647 --> 00:09:52,382
Come on, don't be ridiculous.
I love your camera,

189
00:09:52,449 --> 00:09:56,152
and I'm taking your camera to my
office party tomorrow night, ok?

190
00:09:56,887 --> 00:09:58,120
Honey?

191
00:09:58,188 --> 00:10:00,256
All right. Ok.

192
00:10:00,324 --> 00:10:02,992
Darling, I'm losing Lou here.

193
00:10:03,059 --> 00:10:05,595
Would you mind making
him up a 12 egg omelet?

194
00:10:12,303 --> 00:10:14,570
Ok.

195
00:10:14,638 --> 00:10:18,374
Time to party on now with the same
people I see 51 hours a week.

196
00:10:20,344 --> 00:10:22,478
Thank you so much for my scamp.

197
00:10:22,546 --> 00:10:25,181
I just love it.
It's just so cool!

198
00:10:25,248 --> 00:10:28,050
It was so above and beyond.

199
00:10:28,118 --> 00:10:31,086
Hey, it's a great little camera
for a great little worker.

200
00:10:32,790 --> 00:10:34,824
Ok, here we go.

201
00:10:34,891 --> 00:10:38,428
Now let's take some pictures
with your great camera, huh?

202
00:10:38,495 --> 00:10:40,162
Ok. Ok.

203
00:10:40,230 --> 00:10:41,731
Right here,

204
00:10:41,799 --> 00:10:43,899
we'll just load in some film.

205
00:10:43,967 --> 00:10:44,967
Ok.

206
00:10:46,403 --> 00:10:48,571
Ok. Here we go.

207
00:10:48,639 --> 00:10:49,972
Easy as pie.

208
00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,475
Ok. Ow! Ok. That pinched
a little bit. Yeah.

209
00:10:52,543 --> 00:10:54,663
We've got to wind the wheels
up on the sprocket thing.

210
00:10:54,712 --> 00:10:57,447
Ok good. Finito. All right.
Good. That was easy.

211
00:10:57,514 --> 00:10:59,181
Ok. Ok.

212
00:10:59,249 --> 00:11:00,282
Hey, Carrie!

213
00:11:00,351 --> 00:11:02,017
Oh, hi, Amy! Doug,
you remember Amy?

214
00:11:02,085 --> 00:11:03,386
Oh, sure. Hi, how are you? Hi.

215
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:04,787
So I just loaded up some film.

216
00:11:04,855 --> 00:11:06,656
I'm gonna get a shot
of you two, all right?

217
00:11:06,724 --> 00:11:07,757
Ok. All right.

218
00:11:07,825 --> 00:11:09,492
Ok, here we go

219
00:11:12,128 --> 00:11:15,231
actually, you know what, I'm
looking for the flash thing.

220
00:11:15,298 --> 00:11:19,301
You should have bought your scamp.
It's totally intuitive.

221
00:11:19,370 --> 00:11:22,538
Oh, yeah, Doug got me this great camera.
I-I'm gonna use this.

222
00:11:22,606 --> 00:11:24,340
Yeah. Whatever. Yeah.

223
00:11:24,408 --> 00:11:26,376
Ok. It's, uh...

224
00:11:26,443 --> 00:11:28,010
It just has to...
Just has to warm up.

225
00:11:40,257 --> 00:11:41,457
Still warming up?

226
00:11:41,525 --> 00:11:42,825
Yeah. Yeah.

227
00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:47,296
Hey, holidays!

228
00:11:49,232 --> 00:11:50,800
Ok. Ok, it's ready. Here we go.

229
00:11:50,868 --> 00:11:52,402
Hey you guys, you
mind if we jump in?

230
00:11:52,469 --> 00:11:53,969
Oh, sure. Ok, here we go.

231
00:11:54,037 --> 00:11:55,337
Ok. All right.

232
00:11:55,406 --> 00:11:56,839
I'm gonna want a
copy of this one.

233
00:11:56,907 --> 00:11:57,940
Ok.

234
00:11:58,008 --> 00:11:59,509
Make sure you get
the Christmas tree.

235
00:11:59,576 --> 00:12:02,344
Uh, I don't think I can
fit all that in there.

236
00:12:02,413 --> 00:12:04,680
You know what, everybody squish.

237
00:12:06,483 --> 00:12:08,684
Uh, squish some more.

238
00:12:08,752 --> 00:12:11,287
Push your scamp. It's got that
awesome panoramic setting.

239
00:12:13,056 --> 00:12:15,758
No, I got this. This one...
this one's great.

240
00:12:15,826 --> 00:12:18,360
Ok, here we go. Amy, I'm only
getting half your face, honey.

241
00:12:18,429 --> 00:12:21,096
Everybody can fit a lot better
without me in there, ok?

242
00:12:21,164 --> 00:12:23,833
I'm gonna go grab some food.

243
00:12:23,901 --> 00:12:26,569
Ok, you know what, everybody
just hang on one second.

244
00:12:26,637 --> 00:12:29,171
Ok, here we go,
panoramic setting.

245
00:12:29,239 --> 00:12:32,074
And everybody say,
"candy king." Ok.

246
00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:33,309
Candy king.

247
00:12:35,746 --> 00:12:38,714
Oh, my God. You
brought your scamp?

248
00:12:39,249 --> 00:12:40,249
No.

249
00:12:41,318 --> 00:12:42,718
What is this?

250
00:12:44,387 --> 00:12:45,387
You know what?

251
00:12:45,456 --> 00:12:47,122
Just do me a favor, ok?

252
00:12:47,190 --> 00:12:48,524
Return the camera I bought you.

253
00:12:49,693 --> 00:12:51,026
Ok, ok, you know what happened,

254
00:12:51,094 --> 00:12:52,895
I must have put
this in my purse.

255
00:12:52,963 --> 00:12:54,764
And then I forgot... Carrie.

256
00:12:54,832 --> 00:12:57,567
Take the picture with
the camera you love.

257
00:13:07,796 --> 00:13:09,897
I have no idea what this
is, I really don't.

258
00:13:11,967 --> 00:13:13,868
Let me check it out here.

259
00:13:13,936 --> 00:13:16,438
Oh, the title is 3 wood.
Thank you.

260
00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:17,605
This is great.

261
00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:19,541
Douglas, smile and hold it up.

262
00:13:23,045 --> 00:13:24,712
God, this thing is a joy to use.

263
00:13:27,183 --> 00:13:29,817
Honey, you sure you're ok
with this whole camera thing?

264
00:13:29,885 --> 00:13:32,720
Yeah, yeah, I know I got nutty at
the party the other night, but...

265
00:13:32,788 --> 00:13:35,323
I don't know, why shouldn't you
keep the better camera, right?

266
00:13:35,391 --> 00:13:38,326
Plus, bonus, gave me a chance
to get you an even better gift.

267
00:13:39,928 --> 00:13:41,996
Oh, that's probably Lou.
I asked him to stop by.

268
00:13:42,064 --> 00:13:45,300
You two, just sit,
watch and learn.

269
00:13:48,737 --> 00:13:49,870
- Lou.
- Hi.

270
00:13:49,938 --> 00:13:52,140
Glad you could stop by.
Thank you.

271
00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:54,609
I have a present for you.

272
00:13:56,112 --> 00:13:58,246
Arthur, the cheese
wheel was plenty.

273
00:14:00,416 --> 00:14:01,583
Go ahead. Open it.

274
00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:05,953
Oh, the screenplay.

275
00:14:07,223 --> 00:14:08,990
My revised screenplay.

276
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:12,827
You'll notice the lead character, Smithy,
is now a 250 pound weight lifter.

277
00:14:14,296 --> 00:14:16,464
You played your hand well, Mr.
Ferrigno.

278
00:14:18,134 --> 00:14:20,502
Arthur, I really can't do
anything with this script.

279
00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:22,203
I'm sorry. I have to go.

280
00:14:22,271 --> 00:14:23,971
Have a nice holiday.

281
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:25,673
Ladies...

282
00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:32,213
The game continues.

283
00:14:34,283 --> 00:14:35,816
Come on. Ok.

284
00:14:35,884 --> 00:14:36,884
Ok, ok, ok.

285
00:14:52,635 --> 00:14:54,969
Wow.

286
00:14:55,037 --> 00:14:58,139
Giraffes! That is great. Yeah.

287
00:14:58,207 --> 00:14:59,874
Because giraffe's
your favorite animal.

288
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:01,942
Your boss's not going to
be giving you that, eh?

289
00:15:02,010 --> 00:15:03,811
No, he won't.

290
00:15:03,879 --> 00:15:06,281
So, you like it? I love it.

291
00:15:06,348 --> 00:15:07,348
So, try it on?

292
00:15:12,821 --> 00:15:15,756
Honey, I love this camera.
What a great gift! Thank you.

293
00:15:15,824 --> 00:15:17,124
Yeah, well.

294
00:15:17,193 --> 00:15:19,427
I thought you might like it.

295
00:15:19,495 --> 00:15:21,462
It's another one for me.

296
00:15:21,530 --> 00:15:22,863
This one's from Doug and Carrie.

297
00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:27,468
It's another camera.

298
00:15:28,604 --> 00:15:30,805
What? This is a really nice one.

299
00:15:30,872 --> 00:15:33,441
It's in a box. Yours
came in plastic.

300
00:15:33,509 --> 00:15:35,109
Wait a second.

301
00:15:35,177 --> 00:15:37,044
This is the same camera
Doug gave to Carrie.

302
00:15:37,112 --> 00:15:38,680
She turned around
and gave it to you.

303
00:15:38,747 --> 00:15:40,381
What? How do you know?

304
00:15:40,449 --> 00:15:42,817
Because Doug and I went out to
buy cameras together. Look.

305
00:15:42,884 --> 00:15:44,652
The film's already in it.

306
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:45,820
And they took a picture...

307
00:15:45,887 --> 00:15:47,021
Wait, wait, wait.

308
00:15:47,089 --> 00:15:48,489
You were at the store with Doug

309
00:15:48,557 --> 00:15:50,692
and then you saw him buy a
better camera for Carrie

310
00:15:50,759 --> 00:15:52,059
and then you bought me this one.

311
00:15:52,127 --> 00:15:53,194
You lose cameras.

312
00:15:59,535 --> 00:16:02,136
Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas. Hi.

313
00:16:02,204 --> 00:16:03,938
Hi, baby. These are for you.

314
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:06,974
Thank you. And I think, there might
be a few things for you under there.

315
00:16:07,042 --> 00:16:11,346
By the way, did I just see Arnold
Schwarzenegger shoveling snow next door?

316
00:16:11,413 --> 00:16:12,413
Lou Ferrigno.

317
00:16:14,149 --> 00:16:15,683
So, we missed you this morning.

318
00:16:15,751 --> 00:16:17,518
Oh, I know, I'm sorry.

319
00:16:17,586 --> 00:16:19,019
I had a date.

320
00:16:19,087 --> 00:16:20,455
On Christmas morning?

321
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,089
Yeah, it was with
this Jewish guy.

322
00:16:22,157 --> 00:16:23,637
It was like the only
time he was free.

323
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,360
It doesn't matter.

324
00:16:25,427 --> 00:16:27,762
He didn't like me
because I'm not Jewish.

325
00:16:27,829 --> 00:16:29,230
So you got any other gifts?

326
00:16:29,298 --> 00:16:31,198
I... I got this

327
00:16:32,468 --> 00:16:33,635
from Doug.

328
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:36,170
Oh, my lord, what are those?
Giraffes?

329
00:16:36,238 --> 00:16:37,238
6 of them.

330
00:16:38,307 --> 00:16:39,707
It's like a car crash.

331
00:16:39,775 --> 00:16:42,243
It's hard to look at.
Yet I can't look away.

332
00:16:42,978 --> 00:16:44,312
Not over yet.

333
00:16:45,481 --> 00:16:46,481
Ooh, big one!

334
00:16:48,584 --> 00:16:50,418
I... I can't believe
he got you this.

335
00:16:52,154 --> 00:16:53,921
W-What is he, mad at
you about something?

336
00:16:53,989 --> 00:16:55,823
Actually, you know what,
he was mad at me.

337
00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:57,759
But then he said
everything was fine.

338
00:16:57,826 --> 00:16:59,059
Oh, he was. Oh.

339
00:16:59,127 --> 00:17:01,962
I... I just meant it as a joke.

340
00:17:02,030 --> 00:17:04,532
Maybe this sweater was
meant to send a message.

341
00:17:09,538 --> 00:17:12,006
So what time are Deacon
and Kelly coming over?

342
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:15,075
They should be here any minute.
I got to hurry up.

343
00:17:15,143 --> 00:17:17,545
What are we eating?
A Christmas goose?

344
00:17:17,613 --> 00:17:18,780
I got chicken.

345
00:17:18,847 --> 00:17:20,748
Damn! I could really
go for goose,

346
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:23,685
or a tray of brownies.

347
00:17:27,523 --> 00:17:29,324
You're not gonna wear
your giraffe sweater?

348
00:17:30,459 --> 00:17:32,760
Um, actually, I was
gonna wear this.

349
00:17:32,828 --> 00:17:34,762
Because... Come on, babe, here.

350
00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:37,432
Put on the giraffe sweater.
This will be great.

351
00:17:37,499 --> 00:17:40,034
I think that would really look
good with those pants, too.

352
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,336
Black goes with everything.

353
00:17:42,371 --> 00:17:43,438
Honey.

354
00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:49,009
Are you sure you're not some mad
about this whole camera thing?

355
00:17:49,077 --> 00:17:50,110
Not at all.

356
00:17:50,178 --> 00:17:51,212
Are you sure?

357
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:53,147
Because... because you
do this sometimes.

358
00:17:53,215 --> 00:17:54,982
You... you bottle things up,

359
00:17:55,050 --> 00:17:58,285
and then sometimes they come out
in these little hostile ways.

360
00:17:58,354 --> 00:18:00,087
What... what do you mean?

361
00:18:02,324 --> 00:18:03,324
Wait a second.

362
00:18:04,426 --> 00:18:05,693
You don't like the sweater?

363
00:18:06,395 --> 00:18:08,128
Uh, well, I...

364
00:18:08,196 --> 00:18:11,298
You think the giraffe
sweater was hostile?

365
00:18:14,102 --> 00:18:15,403
You tell me.

366
00:18:15,471 --> 00:18:17,405
You think I bought you a
bad sweater on purpose

367
00:18:17,473 --> 00:18:19,206
because I'm still
upset about a camera?

368
00:18:19,274 --> 00:18:22,877
Like my sweater's so ugly, it
could've only been bought as a joke?

369
00:18:22,944 --> 00:18:24,379
Wow! Oh, my God!

370
00:18:25,714 --> 00:18:28,282
A beautiful giraffe sweater, a joke?
All right.

371
00:18:28,350 --> 00:18:30,317
Come on, come on, come on.
Look at my closet.

372
00:18:30,386 --> 00:18:33,388
You could see why,
maybe I would wonder

373
00:18:33,455 --> 00:18:34,789
why giraffes.

374
00:18:34,857 --> 00:18:36,657
You said that were
your favorite animal.

375
00:18:36,725 --> 00:18:39,159
At the zoo. That doesn't
mean I wanna be one.

376
00:18:40,896 --> 00:18:42,963
You know what, I'm sorry I
bought you a great camera

377
00:18:43,031 --> 00:18:44,866
and what I thought
was a great sweater.

378
00:18:44,933 --> 00:18:46,233
Obviously, I bombed again.

379
00:18:46,301 --> 00:18:47,735
No, no, Doug, listen to me.

380
00:18:47,803 --> 00:18:49,804
I'm sorry. I take it back.
I love this sweater.

381
00:18:49,872 --> 00:18:51,338
You know what, I'm
gonna put it on.

382
00:18:51,407 --> 00:18:52,840
No, no, now you're
not allowed to.

383
00:18:52,908 --> 00:18:55,042
You know what, I may
not have great taste,

384
00:18:55,110 --> 00:18:56,944
but I got great Christmas spirit.

385
00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:58,880
Which is more than
I can say for you.

386
00:18:58,947 --> 00:19:00,882
I'm going down to
greet our guests now.

387
00:19:00,949 --> 00:19:02,349
Felice Navidad.

388
00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:06,120
Come on, Kel.

389
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:07,667
Remember when you
lost those Ray-bans.

390
00:19:07,723 --> 00:19:09,757
You told me I should only
buy you cheap stuff.

391
00:19:09,825 --> 00:19:13,193
Well, I guess you
took that to heart.

392
00:19:13,261 --> 00:19:15,763
I love giraffes. Wearing this
makes me feel closer to them.

393
00:19:15,831 --> 00:19:18,433
The more you talk,
the more I hate.

394
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,902
Hey, merry Christmas.

395
00:19:20,969 --> 00:19:22,236
Here's a mud cake.

396
00:19:22,304 --> 00:19:24,038
Oh, what are those? Poppy seeds?

397
00:19:24,105 --> 00:19:26,145
Don't you hate the way they
get stuck in your teeth?

398
00:19:26,174 --> 00:19:27,174
Come in. Yes.

399
00:19:27,776 --> 00:19:28,776
Right.

400
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:33,113
Why do you have giraffes
on your sweater?

401
00:19:33,181 --> 00:19:36,050
Well, because they're
tall and spotted

402
00:19:36,117 --> 00:19:37,518
and just so darn fun.

403
00:19:41,490 --> 00:19:42,770
Thanks a lot. What's the matter?

404
00:19:42,825 --> 00:19:44,725
Why did you give the
better camera to Kelly

405
00:19:44,793 --> 00:19:46,033
when you know I bought her one?

406
00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:47,227
What better camera?

407
00:19:47,295 --> 00:19:49,163
The one you bought when
we went to the store.

408
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:50,832
You know I bought her
a piece of crap.

409
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:53,300
I'll be right back.

410
00:19:54,503 --> 00:19:56,337
You gave my camera to Kelly?

411
00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:57,472
They know?

412
00:19:57,539 --> 00:19:59,306
He was with me when I
bought it for you.

413
00:19:59,374 --> 00:20:00,775
Well, you told me
to get rid of it.

414
00:20:00,843 --> 00:20:02,543
I said return it.

415
00:20:02,611 --> 00:20:05,156
Now Deacon's mad at me because he
bought a less nice camera for Kelly.

416
00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:07,014
This camera has bitten
me in the ass twice.

417
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:08,950
I'm out of ass cheeks.

418
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:13,220
Hi, is Arthur here?

419
00:20:13,288 --> 00:20:15,723
Yeah, hold on. Yo, Doug.

420
00:20:15,791 --> 00:20:17,892
There's someone here
looking for Arthur.

421
00:20:20,362 --> 00:20:21,362
Hey.

422
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,631
Aren't you...

423
00:20:23,699 --> 00:20:24,699
Yes.

424
00:20:26,902 --> 00:20:28,936
Lou, what a surprise.

425
00:20:29,004 --> 00:20:30,371
Would you like some chicken?

426
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,807
I know how you, weight
lifters, like your chicken.

427
00:20:34,209 --> 00:20:37,678
How did you get your
script into my bathroom?

428
00:20:37,746 --> 00:20:39,279
Pretty clever, huh?

429
00:20:39,347 --> 00:20:42,216
If you're like me, you'll do most
of your reading in the John.

430
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,351
So you broke into my house?

431
00:20:44,419 --> 00:20:46,921
I thought you'd like my moxie.

432
00:20:46,989 --> 00:20:48,255
Apologize to them.

433
00:20:48,323 --> 00:20:49,524
It's not all my fault.

434
00:20:49,591 --> 00:20:51,592
Kelly, honey, I barely
used the camera.

435
00:20:51,660 --> 00:20:52,994
Why did you say
anything to them?

436
00:20:53,061 --> 00:20:55,396
I didn't know he was gonna
go back and tell her.

437
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:56,898
So, Lou, what do you say?

438
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,332
Look, I just moved in.

439
00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,901
I have a million things to do.

440
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:01,702
I haven't even
finished unpacking.

441
00:21:01,770 --> 00:21:03,838
Come on, let's read
a scene together.

442
00:21:03,906 --> 00:21:05,039
It'll come alive for you.

443
00:21:05,106 --> 00:21:06,240
Would you stop it?

444
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:07,307
Oh God!

445
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:11,345
Look.

446
00:21:11,413 --> 00:21:12,813
I'm sorry, uh...

447
00:21:12,881 --> 00:21:14,148
It's Christmas.

448
00:21:14,215 --> 00:21:15,750
We shouldn't be fighting.

449
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:18,152
Here, let me have that.
I-I'll read it.

450
00:21:18,219 --> 00:21:19,987
Have a nice holiday.

451
00:21:20,055 --> 00:21:22,089
Merry Christmas, everybody.

452
00:21:26,562 --> 00:21:27,562
Everyone,

453
00:21:28,730 --> 00:21:30,364
Lou Ferrigno's right.

454
00:21:34,302 --> 00:21:37,038
We shouldn't be fighting.
It's Christmas.

455
00:21:37,105 --> 00:21:39,506
We're getting all worked
up over presents.

456
00:21:39,575 --> 00:21:41,042
I'm sorry, baby.

457
00:21:41,109 --> 00:21:42,142
Me, too.

458
00:21:42,210 --> 00:21:44,612
All right, come on.
Sit, sit, sit.

459
00:21:46,715 --> 00:21:48,182
Doug.

460
00:21:48,249 --> 00:21:49,951
I love this sweater.

461
00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:52,053
I do. 'Cause you know why?

462
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:55,255
Because you gave it
to me and I love you.

463
00:21:55,323 --> 00:21:57,058
Thank you. I love you, too.

464
00:21:57,859 --> 00:21:59,894
Thank you for my golf club.

465
00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:03,464
This looks great and
tastes wonderful.

466
00:22:05,934 --> 00:22:09,136
So I guess I'm getting the
snow saucer for my birthday?

467
00:22:35,956 --> 00:22:38,824
You ridin' high now, big man.

468
00:22:39,099 --> 00:22:41,200
We'll see you again on
your way back down.