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Hey, big man. How was work?

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What's this?

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My company newsletter.

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I.P. Yes.

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You might want to give
it a little gander.

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Oh, honey, do I have
to read it now?

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Usually I like to draw a bath
and light some candles first.

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Right here. Read.

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"Queens driver closes
in on record." You?

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Read!

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"For over 18 years,

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"driver Iggy stenkowski,
now retired,

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"has held what many considered
to be an unbreakable record:

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"An astounding 951

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consecutive delivery
days without incident."

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No breakages, late deliveries,
or customer complaints.

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Ah! Ok.

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"But apparently, one man is
unintimidated by this record."

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"Queens driver Doug Hef..."

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"Fernan...

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"Has currently 946 straight
incident-free days,

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"and is due to surpass
Iggy's record

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on the 18th of this month."

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Wow!

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So? Still think I'm a
miserable failure?

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Not as much now.

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Congratulations, honey.
That is great.

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What are you... no!
What are you doing?

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You don't kiss a guy
goin' for a record.

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You'll jinx me.

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I'm sorry.

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Jeez, Louise!

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Would you've kissed Mark McGwire

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before he broke his record?

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Then or any other time.

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So, what do you get if
you break the record,

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a pile of money?

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They bronze your shorts?

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You laugh, but it
just so happens

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that I get a plaque on the wall

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right where Iggy's is now.

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Oh, yeah? Where's that?

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On the wall next to the lockers.
You've seen it. No, I haven't.

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You have.

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It's between the soda machine
and the forklift safety tips.

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It really draws your
eye, doesn't it?

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Hi.

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Good evening, all.

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Hi! Hi, Holly. Hi, dad.
How was your walk?

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Splendid.

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So, I see she's got you
off-leash now, Arthur, huh?

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Douglas, this young lady

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may be a professional dog walker,

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but she does not walk me.

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She's simply my
friend and companion.

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Sorry.

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Can I have my $10 now?

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Yeah.

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Oh, Arthur, could we change

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our Thursday walk to
Fridays from now on?

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Because scooter really
needs Thursdays.

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Sure. Scooter's a good egg.
Happy to work around him.

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Great. So I will see you Friday at 2:00.
Ok. Bye, guys.

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Bye. See ya.

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Bye, Holly.

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Bye, ranger.

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Cocoa, stay off that paw.

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Dad, I'm ordering in tonight.

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Do you wanna nap until
the food comes?

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Actually, I was hoping you and I

71
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might get in a game
or 2 of scrabble.

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The tournament at
the seniors' center

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starts next week, you know.

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I told you I am not playing
in that tournament with you.

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You said you'd think it over.

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No. My exact words were,
"not even at gunpoint."

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I'm shocked at your
reaction to this, darling.

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When you were a teenager,

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we had such fun in
those tournaments.

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Fun? It was hell. It was heaven.

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Hell! Heaven!

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No, it wasn't!

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Dad, it was like every
word on the scrabble board

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would remind you of
some ridiculous story.

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Then I'd lose my temper,
we'd have a huge fight,

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and we wouldn't talk for days.

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It's called bonding.

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I'm not playing.

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Fine. Then I'll just head
downstairs till dinner.

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I could use a good cry.

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Read it one more time.

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Hey, Doug. Doing a little piece

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on your streak for the I.P.S.
Website.

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You got a minute? Yeah, sure.

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So, you're 3 days away from
breaking Iggy's record.

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You feeling ok?

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Well, the truth is,

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I'm not really thinking
about the record.

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You know, I'm just taking
it one package at a time.

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You see, it's not...
It's not about me.

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It's really about what's best
for the company, the team.

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There is no "I" in I.P.S. Um...

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Actually, there is,
right in the beginning.

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Clean that up for
me, would you, Tim?

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Yeah. You got it.

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The thing about records
is they come and they...

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Got all I need. Thanks.

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Ok.

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Lenny, do me a favor and
toss me a packet of sugar?

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Me? Nah. I'm not the
perfect delivery man,

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you are, Heffernan.
I might damage it.

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Better get your own sugar.

113
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Yeah. And you might wanna
give sweet 'n' low a shot.

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Pretty happy with yourself, huh?

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Uh, uh, no. Not... N-not really.

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I never even heard of
you till yesterday.

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Really? We're 3 lockers apart.

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Come on, Duke. Let's get a beer.

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What the hell's up
with these guys?

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I don't know.

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The old-timers, man. They
think they own the place.

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Yeah, I guess. Catch you later.

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Hey, don't worry about
those guys, Heffernan.

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They're probably
just upset because

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they used to drive with Iggy.

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You know, back in the
day when this place

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could barely keep its doors
open from one day to the next.

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Maybe they're just remembering

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how a guy like Iggy used
to have to scrounge

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for spare parts in the junkyard

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in order to keep
his truck moving

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when it wanted to
roll over and die.

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Maybe they're... maybe they're

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remembering the look
on people's faces

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when they'd open up
their front doors

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see one of our drivers in
their strange little shorts,

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and they'd say, "you're
not the mailman."

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And a guy like Iggy would
muster up a smile,

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even though he'd been working a
12-hour shift in a blizzard.

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Or maybe they remember that
sadistic little midget

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that used to run this joint.

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And how he was ready to
fire a young driver named

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Patrick O'Boyle.

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Just because he double-parked
in front of an E.R.

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And how Iggy just marched
right into that office,

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and he said, "you give
that kid another chance."

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Maybe they're just remembering
that that's the kind of guy

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that Iggy was.

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Maybe that's why
they're upset, Doug.

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Typist. 18 points.

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Oh, good one. Ok, my turn.

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Funny story. Did you know

153
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I once worked as a typist
for mayor Abe be a me?

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No.

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Hey, guys.

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Hi!

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What's going on, a
little scrabble action?

158
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Yeah. Your dad asked me to
play in a tournament with him.

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Can you believe it?

160
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Gee! Well, that's great!

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Good for you!

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Yeah. I was so touched.

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I mean, the last time I
played a board game,

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it was candy land,
and I sucked at it.

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Which is weird because
I love candy.

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Well, whatever. Whatever.

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The point is you're together playing.
God bless.

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We're in the middle of a game.
Do you mind?

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Sorry.

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Anyway, back to my story.

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Mayor be a me was a tiny man,

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and part of my job
involved lifting him up

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so he could look out the window.

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Hey, Deac'. Grabbing lunch?

175
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Uh, yeah. I'm heading
over to Charlie's.

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Why, you wanna come?

177
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No. I'm taking my time
with these babies.

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Right. Hey, do me a favor.

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Bring me back a cheese steak
with, uh, extra green peppers.

180
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I'm not doing that, man.

181
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Why not?

182
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Because Charlie gets an attitude

183
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when you ask for extra stuff.

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I don't wanna get on his bad
side over your sandwich.

185
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But you always ask
him for no onions.

186
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Yeah. No onions. You see,
that's onions he gets to keep.

187
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Extra peppers are peppers he loses.
Don't you know math?

188
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Fine. All right.
Well, help me out

189
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so I can go with you, all right?
Right there.

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Fine. Here.

191
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Gee, guy. Are you nuts, man?

192
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I got a streak going.

193
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Oh, right. You have a
streak going, don't you?

194
00:09:01,732 --> 00:09:04,302
Just like I had a streak
going when you tossed me

195
00:09:04,370 --> 00:09:07,507
that package of crystalware
on December 17, 1998.

196
00:09:07,575 --> 00:09:08,876
What?

197
00:09:08,943 --> 00:09:12,399
That's right. See, I had
681 days, no incidents...

198
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Then, bam! Back to zero!

199
00:09:16,005 --> 00:09:18,509
Oh, my God! You... you
caught that box, remember?

200
00:09:18,577 --> 00:09:20,579
Then you slipped in
a grease puddle.

201
00:09:20,646 --> 00:09:22,646
Yeah, I slipped because I
was startled by the toss.

202
00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:24,552
You winged that thing
at my head, brother.

203
00:09:24,620 --> 00:09:26,154
It was a gentle lob!
And besides,

204
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you wouldn't have gotten
the record anyway

205
00:09:28,125 --> 00:09:29,861
'cause you've had at
least 10 incidents.

206
00:09:29,928 --> 00:09:31,597
Yeah, because once
the streak ended,

207
00:09:31,664 --> 00:09:34,420
it was hard for me to
care in the same way.

208
00:09:34,487 --> 00:09:37,024
Something died in
me that day, man.

209
00:09:37,092 --> 00:09:38,943
You know what? I'm
outta here, man.

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Aw, Deac', I... Come on, Deac'.
Come back.

211
00:09:41,816 --> 00:09:43,618
Hey, Doug. One more
quest for the website.

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Would you leave me alone? I don't feel
like talking to the media right now.

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Radio.

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00:09:50,997 --> 00:09:52,131
10 points.

215
00:09:52,198 --> 00:09:54,703
Oh! Good one! Ok. My turn.

216
00:09:57,208 --> 00:09:58,509
Can I help you?

217
00:09:58,577 --> 00:10:00,814
Oh, no. I'm just here
to pick up my father.

218
00:10:00,881 --> 00:10:02,950
I-I'll just wait here.
Thank you.

219
00:10:03,017 --> 00:10:05,120
Know why I chose
the word "radio"?

220
00:10:06,323 --> 00:10:07,925
True story.

221
00:10:07,992 --> 00:10:11,431
You're looking at the 42nd
infantry's top radioman

222
00:10:11,499 --> 00:10:13,233
during the battle of the bulge.

223
00:10:13,301 --> 00:10:15,971
I didn't start out in
communications, mind you,

224
00:10:16,039 --> 00:10:17,976
but the commander
of the 42nd noticed

225
00:10:18,043 --> 00:10:20,981
I was very good
with tiny knobs...

226
00:10:21,048 --> 00:10:23,451
That's when I learned that
making personal calls

227
00:10:23,519 --> 00:10:25,922
in the heat of battle
can cost lives.

228
00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:32,065
Oh, what a funny story.
I love this guy.

229
00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:35,571
And I came up with the
word "fix" for 26 points.

230
00:10:35,639 --> 00:10:37,173
Bravo! Bravo!

231
00:10:37,241 --> 00:10:38,510
Thank you. Thank you.

232
00:10:38,577 --> 00:10:40,614
I have to go to the little girls' room.
Excuse me.

233
00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:41,849
Oh, hi, Carrie!

234
00:10:41,917 --> 00:10:43,719
Oh, my gosh. Is it 4:00 already?

235
00:10:43,786 --> 00:10:45,755
It feels like we just
started playing.

236
00:10:45,823 --> 00:10:48,092
Yep, it's 4:00. You're free.

237
00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:50,129
Listen, don't forget
to, uh, write down

238
00:10:50,196 --> 00:10:51,865
all the hours you've
been doing this

239
00:10:51,933 --> 00:10:53,200
so we know how much to pay you.

240
00:10:53,268 --> 00:10:55,137
Pay me? No.

241
00:10:55,204 --> 00:10:57,107
Yeah. I mean, are
you kidding me?

242
00:10:57,175 --> 00:10:58,710
I should be paying you double.

243
00:10:58,778 --> 00:11:00,613
I used to play
scrabble with the guy.

244
00:11:00,681 --> 00:11:02,751
I know it can be brutal.

245
00:11:02,818 --> 00:11:04,319
You know what I'm saying.

246
00:11:04,387 --> 00:11:06,591
Carrie, I could never
accept money for this.

247
00:11:06,659 --> 00:11:08,561
I mean, I love playing
with your dad.

248
00:11:08,628 --> 00:11:09,729
Really?

249
00:11:09,797 --> 00:11:12,266
Yeah! He's so sweet and...
and funny...

250
00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:14,721
And just... just a
joy to be with.

251
00:11:17,242 --> 00:11:18,460
Really?

252
00:11:19,830 --> 00:11:22,099
And at no point have you wanted

253
00:11:22,167 --> 00:11:24,821
to put a letter opener
through your eye?

254
00:11:27,543 --> 00:11:29,712
No. No. But I'll
watch out for that.

255
00:11:29,780 --> 00:11:30,948
Excuse me.

256
00:11:33,537 --> 00:11:34,822
Oh, it's coming.

257
00:11:47,076 --> 00:11:48,477
Roger maris.

258
00:11:49,714 --> 00:11:52,083
You named your hand Roger maris?

259
00:11:52,151 --> 00:11:53,953
No. Hair. My hair's falling out.

260
00:11:54,021 --> 00:11:56,373
Just like his did when he
was chasing after the babe.

261
00:11:56,441 --> 00:11:58,978
Well, whatever you do,
don't go spraying.

262
00:12:00,631 --> 00:12:02,517
It's the stress, Carrie.

263
00:12:02,585 --> 00:12:04,353
From the stupid streak.

264
00:12:04,421 --> 00:12:05,855
The old guys, they hate me now

265
00:12:05,923 --> 00:12:08,193
'cause I might break Iggy's record.
You believe that?

266
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,431
And... and Deacon, 3 years
ago, I lobbed him a package,

267
00:12:10,499 --> 00:12:12,669
and all of a sudden, I'm
stealing the record from him.

268
00:12:12,736 --> 00:12:14,170
I'll tell ya, I...
I am losing it.

269
00:12:14,238 --> 00:12:17,677
You know, I can't sleep.
I... I can't eat.

270
00:12:17,744 --> 00:12:20,013
Well, I can eat,
but not as fast.

271
00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:21,649
I don't know, maybe I should

272
00:12:21,717 --> 00:12:23,319
just break a package on purpose

273
00:12:23,386 --> 00:12:25,356
and be done with all this.

274
00:12:26,692 --> 00:12:28,594
Are you even listening to me?

275
00:12:28,662 --> 00:12:30,931
Yeah. Yeah, y-y-you
can eat fast.

276
00:12:30,998 --> 00:12:32,901
I'm talking about my streak.

277
00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:34,338
Well, I'm sorry, Doug.

278
00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:36,308
I have my mind on my
own problem right now,

279
00:12:36,376 --> 00:12:38,812
which... which, no offense,
is a little more important.

280
00:12:38,879 --> 00:12:39,980
What is it?

281
00:12:40,048 --> 00:12:41,983
Holly is not charging us

282
00:12:42,051 --> 00:12:45,222
to play scrabble with my
father because, get this,

283
00:12:46,425 --> 00:12:47,876
she enjoys it.

284
00:12:53,002 --> 00:12:54,721
That's more important?

285
00:12:54,789 --> 00:12:57,977
Yes! She enjoys his stories

286
00:12:58,044 --> 00:13:00,982
and his jokes and... and him!

287
00:13:01,049 --> 00:13:02,451
She enjoys him!

288
00:13:02,519 --> 00:13:04,053
After all these years,

289
00:13:04,121 --> 00:13:06,224
I thought my dad was the
problem in our relationship,

290
00:13:06,292 --> 00:13:08,060
but now I'm wondering, is it me?

291
00:13:08,128 --> 00:13:09,697
Is he a great guy to be around,

292
00:13:09,898 --> 00:13:11,416
and I just don't get it?

293
00:13:11,484 --> 00:13:13,119
You know what? That's a problem,

294
00:13:13,187 --> 00:13:15,289
but not a huge problem.
I have a huge problem.

295
00:13:15,356 --> 00:13:16,392
Not huge.

296
00:13:16,459 --> 00:13:17,895
I'm going for a delivery record

297
00:13:17,962 --> 00:13:19,397
that I don't even
know if I want.

298
00:13:19,464 --> 00:13:20,966
I may not love my father!

299
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,470
So? You and your father are
both gonna die someday.

300
00:13:23,538 --> 00:13:25,240
There'll be no record
of either of you.

301
00:13:25,308 --> 00:13:28,044
That plaque near the
soda machine is forever!

302
00:13:29,598 --> 00:13:31,483
Ok. How 'bout this?

303
00:13:31,552 --> 00:13:33,987
You listen to me for 5 minutes,

304
00:13:34,088 --> 00:13:36,858
and I will listen to
you for 5 minutes, ok?

305
00:13:37,728 --> 00:13:39,864
All right. Ok. Fine.

306
00:13:39,932 --> 00:13:42,636
All right, here's the question.

307
00:13:44,206 --> 00:13:45,908
Am I a bad daughter?

308
00:13:45,975 --> 00:13:49,213
Should I be more patient
and tolerant of my father?

309
00:13:49,281 --> 00:13:52,785
I mean, because I
try, but he always...

310
00:13:57,177 --> 00:14:00,014
You're not listening
to me, are you?

311
00:14:00,082 --> 00:14:01,902
Sorry. I drifted off.
Can we do me first?

312
00:14:01,969 --> 00:14:04,105
I can focus better on you
if I know I'm already done.

313
00:14:04,172 --> 00:14:05,407
No! No! If we do you first,

314
00:14:05,474 --> 00:14:07,778
then you won't have any
reason to listen to me.

315
00:14:07,845 --> 00:14:10,348
Yeah, well, we've arrived at
quite a stalemate, haven't we?

316
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,151
Yes, we have, which
is really stupid,

317
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:14,255
because my problem is
more important anyway!

318
00:14:14,323 --> 00:14:16,292
You know what? You
are a bad daughter.

319
00:14:16,359 --> 00:14:17,994
Your father is awesome!

320
00:14:18,062 --> 00:14:22,101
Really? Well, Iggy was 10
times the driver you are.

321
00:14:27,862 --> 00:14:29,932
Why do we do this to each other?

322
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,467
I don't know.

323
00:14:36,794 --> 00:14:38,629
Oh! Good! Holly.

324
00:14:38,697 --> 00:14:41,233
Hi, Carrie. Your dad just
went down for a nap.

325
00:14:41,301 --> 00:14:42,741
He and ranger were
chasing each other

326
00:14:42,804 --> 00:14:44,272
around the park all afternoon.

327
00:14:44,339 --> 00:14:46,242
Great. Um, do you...
do you have a sec?

328
00:14:46,310 --> 00:14:47,572
Oh, sure.

329
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:48,529
Here. Sit. Sit. Ok.

330
00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,065
You fellas are
welcome to sit, too.

331
00:14:50,132 --> 00:14:51,634
That's what you dogs do.

332
00:14:51,702 --> 00:14:53,672
You sit. You sit. That's what you do.
You sit.

333
00:14:53,740 --> 00:14:54,957
So what's up?

334
00:14:55,025 --> 00:14:57,978
Yeah, um, it's about the
scrabble tournament tomorrow.

335
00:14:58,046 --> 00:14:59,781
You, uh... There's
one more day, right?

336
00:14:59,849 --> 00:15:02,552
Yeah. The... the final
round is tomorrow. Oh!

337
00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:05,824
Oh! Listen, um, it's
been so nice of you

338
00:15:05,892 --> 00:15:07,561
to play with my dad in that.

339
00:15:07,629 --> 00:15:09,832
Really, so nice. But
I-I-I've been thinking.

340
00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:11,735
I don't want to impose
on you anymore,

341
00:15:11,802 --> 00:15:13,471
so I'll just play
with my dad tomorrow.

342
00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:15,575
Oh, Carrie, no, no, no, no.
It's fine, really.

343
00:15:15,643 --> 00:15:17,562
I don't mind. I'll keep playing.

344
00:15:17,629 --> 00:15:19,481
Oh, listen to you.

345
00:15:19,549 --> 00:15:21,534
You are so great.

346
00:15:21,601 --> 00:15:23,338
But no, I'll do it.
It's all right.

347
00:15:23,406 --> 00:15:24,907
Oh, no. It's so easy for me.

348
00:15:24,974 --> 00:15:27,110
I mean, I really love
spending time with Arthur.

349
00:15:27,178 --> 00:15:29,698
Hello? Daughter. Can't
get enough of the guy.

350
00:15:29,766 --> 00:15:31,369
Oh, no, it's just...
Ok, it's just...

351
00:15:31,437 --> 00:15:34,256
You said that playing scrabble
with him was brutal. I was...

352
00:15:34,323 --> 00:15:37,344
What are you getting at, hol',
that I don't love my father?

353
00:15:37,411 --> 00:15:39,866
Oh, no. You misunderstood me.
I... I was...

354
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,662
Oh, ok. So now I don't
have the ability

355
00:15:41,686 --> 00:15:44,456
to understand or to love.
Wow! Ok.

356
00:15:44,524 --> 00:15:46,242
No! Carrie, that's not...

357
00:15:46,310 --> 00:15:47,345
Listen, listen.

358
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:49,381
I'm his daughter, ok? And I...
I love him,

359
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,651
so I'm just gonna play in the
tournament with him, ok?

360
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:54,590
So thank you. Have a nice day.
And I love him.

361
00:16:11,986 --> 00:16:15,091
I'm not the perfect driver
you are, Heffernan.

362
00:16:15,159 --> 00:16:17,462
Pretty happy with yourself, huh?

363
00:16:17,530 --> 00:16:20,767
That's the kind of guy Iggy was.

364
00:16:20,835 --> 00:16:24,440
I had 681 days, no incidents.

365
00:16:24,508 --> 00:16:27,845
I'm sorry, sir, but we're
out of the honey-baked ham.

366
00:16:30,351 --> 00:16:33,689
Oh! My Christmas
ornaments have arrived!

367
00:16:34,925 --> 00:16:37,027
Young man, are you all right?

368
00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:40,652
Wait. What...

369
00:16:40,719 --> 00:16:42,854
What was I thinking?

370
00:16:42,922 --> 00:16:46,026
This isn't about me
and my stupid record,

371
00:16:46,812 --> 00:16:48,246
it's about you.

372
00:16:48,314 --> 00:16:49,549
You!

373
00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:53,272
Florence Merriweather.

374
00:16:53,340 --> 00:16:55,174
You're the reason
we do all this.

375
00:16:55,242 --> 00:16:57,612
You know, I'm gonna break
that damn record tomorrow,

376
00:16:57,679 --> 00:16:59,582
and I'm gonna do it for you!

377
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:07,880
This is yours. Just
need you to sign now.

378
00:18:13,391 --> 00:18:16,094
Hey! Hey.

379
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:18,014
Hello? Anybody up there?

380
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:20,751
Yeah.

381
00:18:20,819 --> 00:18:22,854
I.P.S. Got a package you.

382
00:18:22,922 --> 00:18:24,151
So?

383
00:18:24,175 --> 00:18:25,692
Well, they just
painted the stairs.

384
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,781
Could you meet me at
the front entrance?

385
00:18:27,848 --> 00:18:30,045
Nah. That's way round on the
other side of the building.

386
00:18:30,069 --> 00:18:32,304
Just toss it up to me.

387
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:34,626
It's fluorescent light bulbs.

388
00:18:34,693 --> 00:18:36,428
Well, they ain't mine.

389
00:18:36,496 --> 00:18:38,665
Just toss it up.

390
00:18:38,733 --> 00:18:41,220
I... I... I really
don't want to do that.

391
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:44,825
Listen, douche, are
you gonna toss it up,

392
00:18:44,893 --> 00:18:47,529
or am I gonna have to
call your supervisor?

393
00:19:04,126 --> 00:19:08,231
That was the day I decided I
would never wear another...

394
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,436
Ascot.

395
00:19:11,504 --> 00:19:13,172
Yeah.

396
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:15,844
Great story, dad.

397
00:19:15,912 --> 00:19:17,047
Thank you.

398
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:19,701
This guy is something,
huh, my pop?

399
00:19:19,769 --> 00:19:22,806
Love him. I am
lovin' me some pop.

400
00:19:25,678 --> 00:19:28,616
Ok. Here's my word.

401
00:19:30,285 --> 00:19:31,353
Pus.

402
00:19:32,288 --> 00:19:33,925
11 points.

403
00:19:33,993 --> 00:19:36,462
Pus, huh. Good word.

404
00:19:36,531 --> 00:19:38,332
Ok.

405
00:19:40,337 --> 00:19:42,155
My turn.

406
00:19:43,275 --> 00:19:44,359
Pus.

407
00:19:46,196 --> 00:19:47,364
Pus.

408
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,600
Pus.

409
00:19:50,837 --> 00:19:51,837
Pus.

410
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,960
Funny story about pus.

411
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,028
Shut up!

412
00:20:01,539 --> 00:20:03,909
Thanks for a great tournament.

413
00:20:03,976 --> 00:20:05,978
Yeah? Well, same to you, pal.

414
00:20:11,354 --> 00:20:13,491
So, we playing again next year?

415
00:20:13,559 --> 00:20:15,060
I'll be there.

416
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:21,388
Wonder where Heffernan is.

417
00:20:21,456 --> 00:20:24,125
I don't know. He should've
clocked in by now.

418
00:20:45,296 --> 00:20:46,764
No incidents.

419
00:21:02,156 --> 00:21:04,025
Sandwich truck.

420
00:21:32,409 --> 00:21:34,511
Hey, what's up? What's going on?

421
00:21:34,578 --> 00:21:36,647
New soda machine. Old one broke.