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Good luck with your wrapper.

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So, Saturday night, huh?

3
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Saturday night.

4
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This is sweet.

5
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It do not get better than this.

6
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It do not.

7
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So is this just a phase,

8
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or is this... Pretty
much it for us?

9
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What do you wanna do?

10
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Something a little bit
more action-packed.

11
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You wanna go hit amateur
night at a strip club?

12
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I think there's a middle ground.

13
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Um, hey, let's go see a movie.

14
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A movie? I like your spunk!

15
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Well, let's go, bub.

16
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We are goin' to the movies!

17
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I am excited. And you know what?

18
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I'm gonna wear that new
underwear you bought me.

19
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I look forward to that.

20
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Since we're going, let's
call Deac' and invite him.

21
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Uh, not gonna happen.

22
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He's, uh, he's not ready
to start goin' out yet.

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Oh, come on.

24
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It's been 2 months
since Kelly left him.

25
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He's gotta have a movie in him.

26
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Look, we can call him,
but I'm telling ya,

27
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he's not even answering
his phone anymore.

28
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And you gotta hear his machine.

29
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Brutal.

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Hi. This is Deacon.

31
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I'm not here right now.

32
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If you're calling for Kelly,

33
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or my children,

34
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they're at her
mother's at 555-1012.

35
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I... I gotta go.

36
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Just act normal. Ok.

37
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Hey, buddy, it's, uh,
it's Doug and Carrie.

38
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Hey, fella!

39
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Anyway, uh, look, man,
I know you're there,

40
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so just pick up the phone.

41
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Come on, man, huh?

42
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We're... we're going
to the movies,

43
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and we wanna invite you along.

44
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Come on, man, it's movie time.

45
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The raisinettes are
playin' trumpet,

46
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and, hey, surround sound, huh?

47
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Whoa-oa, whoa-oa.

48
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Ding-a-ling-a-ling-
a-ling-a-ling.

49
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Hey, guy!

50
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I told you we shouldn't
have worn pants.

51
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Now we've embarrassed him, huh?

52
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I kid. What's going on?

53
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Hey!

54
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Well, I guess we know

55
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who the neat freak in the
relationship was, huh?

56
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Did you get our message?

57
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Yeah, you guys are, what...

58
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Ge-getting some
raisinettes, or something?

59
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We called to ask
you to the movies.

60
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Now we're takin' you by force.

61
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I'm kinda in the middle
of a project right now.

62
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What are you doing?

63
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Well, I'm going through
these old pictures,

64
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seeing if Kelly ever
looked happy with me.

65
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I don't think she did.

66
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She was.

67
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She had a very sour
face in general.

68
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Yeah, that's true. She
frowned at everything.

69
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Oh, yeah. If she won the
lottery, she'd be like,

70
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"yeah, I won!"

71
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Come on. We're serious.

72
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Go to the movies with us.

73
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Yeah, come on, man.

74
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Hey, I'll let you feel me up,

75
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then I'll let you have a run at Carrie.
Come on.

76
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It's just... You know what?

77
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Hanging out with a couple right
now is just not a great idea.

78
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Where you going?

79
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I'm getting my box of
pictures from the honeymoon.

80
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If I get lucky, maybe I'll
find a smirk, I don't know.

81
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Doug, we gotta get
him out of here.

82
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You heard him. He won't go.

83
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Maybe he won't go out with us,

84
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but why don't you take him out?
I'll bail.

85
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Look at this place.

86
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It's getting pretty scary.

87
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Cereal in a frisbee? Come on!

88
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Actually, that was
mine from 2 weeks ago.

89
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Please, just take him out.
Go somewhere.

90
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Go where?

91
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I don't know. Go to a nightclub.

92
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A nightclub?

93
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Yeah. You used to love clubs.

94
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You used to be like
big, fun club guy.

95
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Yeah, but now I'm big fall-asleep-with-
crumbs-on-my-chest guy.

96
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People change.

97
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Well, you're not
doing this for you.

98
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You're doing this for Deacon.

99
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Come on, honey, we gotta
get him out of here

100
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before he humps the photo album!

101
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Fine. I'll take him out.

102
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Hey, Deac', buddy, come on, man.

103
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You and I are gonna go
out without Carrie.

104
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Let's go!

105
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Ok. It's gonna have
to be another night.

106
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Why?

107
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'Cause he just put
his pajamas on.

108
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Actually, I think

109
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he might have just put
Kelly's pajamas on.

110
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Carrie, I'm gonna need
you to read this,

111
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and every time you see the words

112
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"hamburger Patty,"
highlight it in blue.

113
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Ok.

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Also, have you met Lila?

115
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Uh, Lila. No.

116
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She's Thompson's new assistant.

117
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I gotta tell you, she
looks exactly like you.

118
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Really? Yeah.

119
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It's incredible. Really.

120
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Ok. I believe you.

121
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I'm not kidding, Carrie.

122
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Well, I... I can't comment.

123
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Haven't seen her.

124
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Well, you wanna see her?

125
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Here. That's her.

126
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All right. The club scene.

127
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It's all comin' back.

128
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So gimme some
guidelines lady-wise.

129
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What do you like?
What do you need?

130
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You like big boobs,
little boobs?

131
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Full-figured, skinny, skanky?

132
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Talk to me, goose.

133
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I'd like anyone who
won't take my kids

134
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in the middle of the night
and move to Jersey,

135
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that's what I'd like.

136
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Will you forget about that?

137
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All right, come on.

138
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Now, look.

139
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I want you to have one
conversation with a pretty girl.

140
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That's all I'm asking.

141
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Candy shop is open.

142
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Pick yourself a lolly.

143
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I don't know.

144
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I... I guess they're kinda cute.

145
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There you go. Perfect.

146
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Look at 'em sittin' there.

147
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They have no idea how their
lives are about to change.

148
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They're helpless antelopes.

149
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We're lions in the grass.

150
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Let the hunt begin.

151
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So go ahead.

152
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I thought you were going.

153
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Me? I don't need to meet women.

154
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You just said, "tell
me who you like."

155
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That's what the pimp says before
he goes and gets you the girl.

156
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I'm not your pimp.

157
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I'm your white sidekick.
Now, you go!

158
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No, I don't want to.
Let's get outta here.

159
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No, fine, fine, I'll do
it, all right? Jeez!

160
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Man.

161
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It's been a while
since I've done this.

162
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My heart is pumpin'.

163
00:08:00,768 --> 00:08:02,702
What was my old routine again?

164
00:08:02,769 --> 00:08:05,104
Oh, yeah, shake it
out, untuck, and roll.

165
00:08:07,892 --> 00:08:09,792
Hey there.

166
00:08:09,859 --> 00:08:12,069
I don't know if you ladies watch
professional roller derby,

167
00:08:12,093 --> 00:08:13,828
but I'm Doug Heffernan.

168
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All right. What time is it?

169
00:08:32,043 --> 00:08:33,445
It's a quarter to 2. Whassup?

170
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Wow. How'd it go?

171
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Oh, it was great.

172
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I was dancin', had a few beers,

173
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met a drunk dude who kept
high-fivin' me all night.

174
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You see? You were fightin' me
on this, and it went great.

175
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Yeah. Oh, and by the
way, it turns out,

176
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when you're happily married and
not desperate to pick someone up,

177
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the chicks just start
flyin' at you.

178
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At you or at Deacon?

179
00:09:00,867 --> 00:09:02,067
Don't worry about it. Come on.

180
00:09:02,134 --> 00:09:03,335
It was great for Deacon.

181
00:09:03,402 --> 00:09:05,002
He got out. He got his feet wet.

182
00:09:05,070 --> 00:09:06,704
I learned what type
of woman he likes,

183
00:09:06,772 --> 00:09:08,872
which is, p.S., bootylicious.

184
00:09:09,925 --> 00:09:11,792
That's good. You
did good, honey.

185
00:09:11,859 --> 00:09:13,059
Thanks.

186
00:09:13,127 --> 00:09:15,511
So we're gonna kick it
back there on Thursday.

187
00:09:15,578 --> 00:09:17,562
What? You're going
back there again?

188
00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:20,148
Yeah, what'd you think, I'd get
him remarried in one night?

189
00:09:20,215 --> 00:09:22,667
I'm good, but I'm not that good.

190
00:09:22,735 --> 00:09:24,501
All right, it's late.
I'm going to bed.

191
00:09:24,569 --> 00:09:26,336
Oh, come on! Stay
down here with me.

192
00:09:26,404 --> 00:09:28,839
I'm up now! Let's party.

193
00:09:28,907 --> 00:09:30,306
Come on, party!

194
00:09:37,029 --> 00:09:38,330
Mr. Thompson's office.

195
00:09:38,398 --> 00:09:39,331
Oh, no, she left.

196
00:09:39,399 --> 00:09:41,365
I'm his new assistant, Lila.

197
00:09:41,433 --> 00:09:42,999
He's in court this morning.

198
00:09:43,067 --> 00:09:45,402
All right, I'll tell him you called.
Bye-bye.

199
00:10:12,741 --> 00:10:13,974
Oh, bless you.

200
00:10:14,042 --> 00:10:15,476
Thank you.

201
00:10:29,288 --> 00:10:31,790
All right. Tonight, I wanna
see some progress, guy.

202
00:10:31,857 --> 00:10:33,624
Tonight, it's all about you.

203
00:10:33,692 --> 00:10:36,058
This is your time.
This is your town.

204
00:10:36,126 --> 00:10:37,059
You ready?

205
00:10:37,127 --> 00:10:38,127
Not really...

206
00:10:38,195 --> 00:10:39,561
Good. Let's go.

207
00:10:39,629 --> 00:10:41,013
Hey, man, what's going on?

208
00:10:41,081 --> 00:10:42,081
Hey, man.

209
00:10:42,115 --> 00:10:43,582
Hey! Tonight, you're buying!

210
00:10:43,650 --> 00:10:44,683
Hey!

211
00:10:45,751 --> 00:10:46,784
What's happening?

212
00:10:46,852 --> 00:10:48,485
There they are, the
girls of Fordham u.

213
00:10:48,553 --> 00:10:49,954
I know I can't afford 'em.

214
00:10:50,021 --> 00:10:51,222
You?

215
00:10:52,657 --> 00:10:55,358
What's up, lizard? Couple buds.

216
00:11:23,131 --> 00:11:24,663
You havin' fun?

217
00:11:25,633 --> 00:11:26,784
What?

218
00:11:27,334 --> 00:11:28,985
You havin' fun?

219
00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,120
What?

220
00:11:31,187 --> 00:11:32,571
All right!

221
00:11:34,341 --> 00:11:35,357
What?

222
00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:53,121
Hey, Deac', wake up.

223
00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:56,501
A bunch of these guys are
goin' out for eggs. You up?

224
00:11:56,525 --> 00:11:58,075
What? It's 3 A.M.

225
00:11:58,143 --> 00:12:02,228
We gotta work in the mornin'.
I just wanna go home, man.

226
00:12:02,296 --> 00:12:04,513
All right. I'm gonna go with them.
All right?

227
00:12:04,581 --> 00:12:06,497
Hey, you did great
tonight, buddy.

228
00:12:06,566 --> 00:12:07,999
You did great!

229
00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:09,900
Hey, wait up! Shotgun!

230
00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:46,697
Hey, sweetness.

231
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,466
I'd like to show you a
picture my boss took.

232
00:12:49,533 --> 00:12:52,735
Uh, what do you see when
you look at this picture?

233
00:12:52,803 --> 00:12:54,436
You and a girl who
looks like you.

234
00:12:54,504 --> 00:12:55,872
Hey! Watch the hair.

235
00:12:55,939 --> 00:12:58,024
Well, don't tell someone
they look like someone else

236
00:12:58,092 --> 00:13:00,025
when they very clearly don't!

237
00:13:00,092 --> 00:13:02,193
Will you relax. Why is this
such a big deal for you?

238
00:13:02,260 --> 00:13:03,043
It just is.

239
00:13:03,111 --> 00:13:04,278
Hasn't anyone ever told you

240
00:13:04,346 --> 00:13:06,513
you look like someone
and it offended you?

241
00:13:06,581 --> 00:13:10,182
What, you mean, like, every famous
fat guy in any movie, ever?

242
00:13:12,018 --> 00:13:13,787
That's different.

243
00:13:13,854 --> 00:13:15,787
What's with the getup anyway?

244
00:13:15,855 --> 00:13:17,166
I'm goin' out with
Deacon tonight.

245
00:13:17,190 --> 00:13:18,389
What? Again?

246
00:13:18,457 --> 00:13:19,756
That's the 3rd time this week.

247
00:13:19,824 --> 00:13:22,693
Look, I'm doing this for my friend.
He's suffering.

248
00:13:25,696 --> 00:13:29,865
And you have to trim
your nose hair because?

249
00:13:29,933 --> 00:13:32,635
Because I'm guiding him through
the singles scene, ok?

250
00:13:32,702 --> 00:13:34,636
I don't think he wants
a guy who's all, like,

251
00:13:34,703 --> 00:13:37,338
"hey, what's up, ladies? This
is my friend Deacon right here.

252
00:13:37,406 --> 00:13:38,646
"Deacon, say hello to the girl.

253
00:13:38,706 --> 00:13:40,774
Hey, nice to meet you.
How you guys doin'?"

254
00:13:45,145 --> 00:13:46,145
Hello?

255
00:13:46,212 --> 00:13:47,346
It's Deacon.

256
00:13:47,414 --> 00:13:49,681
What's up, my brother?

257
00:13:49,749 --> 00:13:52,200
I was callin' to let you
know I can't go out tonight.

258
00:13:52,268 --> 00:13:53,634
What? Why?

259
00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:56,342
I met this girl at church on Sunday,
and we're just gonna hang out.

260
00:13:56,404 --> 00:13:58,204
Dude, I'm already dressed.

261
00:13:58,272 --> 00:14:00,007
I'm sorry. She's
making me dinner.

262
00:14:00,075 --> 00:14:02,395
You met her at church, and she's
already making you dinner?

263
00:14:02,459 --> 00:14:04,793
I gotta tell you, you got
a stalker on your hands.

264
00:14:04,861 --> 00:14:06,311
What's your problem, man?

265
00:14:06,362 --> 00:14:07,962
My problem is, we had
plans this evening,

266
00:14:08,030 --> 00:14:11,148
and I think you're
being very rude.

267
00:14:11,216 --> 00:14:12,950
Doug, in a second,
you may hear a noise

268
00:14:13,001 --> 00:14:15,435
that sounds like
someone hanging up.

269
00:14:17,305 --> 00:14:18,471
Loser.

270
00:14:19,606 --> 00:14:22,074
I'm glad Deacon canceled.

271
00:14:22,142 --> 00:14:24,209
I get my couch-Doug back.

272
00:14:26,011 --> 00:14:27,578
Yeah, he's back.

273
00:14:29,481 --> 00:14:32,482
I'm sorry I, I snapped at you
before about the picture.

274
00:14:32,550 --> 00:14:33,682
It was just...

275
00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:35,585
It's annoying.

276
00:14:35,653 --> 00:14:37,053
Do you know

277
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,032
that they actually put it
in the office newsletter?

278
00:14:39,056 --> 00:14:40,722
Do you know what
the caption was?

279
00:14:40,789 --> 00:14:42,657
"Mary-Kate and Ashley."

280
00:14:45,628 --> 00:14:47,227
I'm just sayin', I
mean, whatever,

281
00:14:47,295 --> 00:14:49,263
but people have actually
stopped me on the street

282
00:14:49,330 --> 00:14:51,264
and told me I look
like j-lo, you know?

283
00:14:51,331 --> 00:14:54,700
And one has actually met her.

284
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:57,402
And this girl, trust me,
looks nothing like j-lo.

285
00:14:57,470 --> 00:14:59,270
So by simple multiplication,

286
00:14:59,337 --> 00:15:02,173
there is no way that I
look like this girl.

287
00:15:03,908 --> 00:15:06,676
And it's not like I need people
comin' up to me every 2 seconds

288
00:15:06,743 --> 00:15:08,478
and telling me I'm
beautiful or anything.

289
00:15:08,546 --> 00:15:10,445
But I definitely don't
need people telling me

290
00:15:10,513 --> 00:15:12,714
I look like people that I...
That I don't look like.

291
00:15:12,782 --> 00:15:14,022
You know what I'm sayin', hon'?

292
00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:16,667
Oh, yeah. What? Are
you kiddin' me?

293
00:15:16,735 --> 00:15:18,985
And let's say everybody
was right at the office,

294
00:15:19,053 --> 00:15:21,572
and I look exactly
like this girl.

295
00:15:21,690 --> 00:15:24,291
Do you know what? It really
doesn't matter to me,

296
00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:26,192
because I'm beautiful

297
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,560
in here.

298
00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:44,541
Hi, Dex.

299
00:15:44,608 --> 00:15:46,441
Hey, how's it goin'?

300
00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:53,730
mornin', Angie.

301
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:02,137
Hey, Whatcha got there?

302
00:16:02,205 --> 00:16:03,839
You got some mail?

303
00:16:24,340 --> 00:16:25,807
Hi, Lila!

304
00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:26,875
Hey.

305
00:16:26,943 --> 00:16:27,808
How ya doin'?

306
00:16:27,876 --> 00:16:29,527
Hey, new look.

307
00:16:30,727 --> 00:16:32,762
Lila and slutty Lila.

308
00:16:41,203 --> 00:16:42,737
Doug, I'm home!

309
00:16:45,673 --> 00:16:46,739
Doug?

310
00:16:47,541 --> 00:16:48,808
Hello?

311
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,580
Hey, baby.

312
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,425
I'm headin' out to the
club after work tonight.

313
00:16:57,449 --> 00:16:59,283
Gotta go do the
cupid thang again.

314
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:00,751
Don't wait up. Love you.

315
00:17:02,587 --> 00:17:03,920
Hey, Carrie, it's Lila.

316
00:17:03,988 --> 00:17:06,223
Listen, I was
thinking, tomorrow,

317
00:17:06,289 --> 00:17:08,024
let's try to convince
Tom in accounting

318
00:17:08,091 --> 00:17:09,691
that I'm you!

319
00:17:09,759 --> 00:17:10,826
Bye!

320
00:17:17,798 --> 00:17:19,150
Hey, look,

321
00:17:19,217 --> 00:17:21,217
this... this singles
world, it's a bumpy ride.

322
00:17:21,286 --> 00:17:22,718
But the important thing is,

323
00:17:22,786 --> 00:17:24,620
you're out here tryin', buddy,

324
00:17:24,688 --> 00:17:26,538
and I'm here for you.

325
00:17:29,659 --> 00:17:32,211
Why did you wake me up for this?

326
00:17:32,278 --> 00:17:33,494
You love the club scene.

327
00:17:33,795 --> 00:17:34,545
I do not!

328
00:17:34,613 --> 00:17:36,430
All right? I'm
awkward and sweaty,

329
00:17:36,497 --> 00:17:39,298
and many women think
I'm in junior high.

330
00:17:39,366 --> 00:17:40,783
Do not do that to yourself.

331
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,435
You, my friend, you're awesome.

332
00:17:43,503 --> 00:17:45,403
Now I have to meet some
people at the bar.

333
00:17:45,471 --> 00:17:47,973
You wouldn't like them.
They're really not your type.

334
00:17:48,041 --> 00:17:49,390
But you,

335
00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:51,009
you're awesome.

336
00:18:00,350 --> 00:18:01,500
Freaks.

337
00:18:03,151 --> 00:18:04,687
You've never seen
the Terminator?

338
00:18:04,754 --> 00:18:06,238
I don't believe you.

339
00:18:06,305 --> 00:18:08,056
Deacon?

340
00:18:08,124 --> 00:18:09,957
Oh, hey, girl.

341
00:18:10,024 --> 00:18:12,435
Hey, what's goin' on? I thought you
were goin' out with Doug tonight.

342
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,771
No. Actually, I met someone. I'm
hangin' out with Wendy tonight.

343
00:18:14,795 --> 00:18:15,955
Wendy, Carrie. Carrie, Wendy.

344
00:18:15,996 --> 00:18:18,129
Hi.

345
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:21,199
So you're not suffering
at the moment?

346
00:18:21,265 --> 00:18:23,067
Suffering? No.

347
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:25,736
I'm a disappointed 'cause they
don't have along came a spider,

348
00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:26,753
but otherwise...

349
00:18:26,821 --> 00:18:28,020
Right. Right.

350
00:18:28,088 --> 00:18:29,539
What's wrong?

351
00:18:29,606 --> 00:18:31,618
Nothing. I'm just pretty sure I
need to go kick cupid's ass.

352
00:18:31,642 --> 00:18:32,842
Excuse me.

353
00:18:48,839 --> 00:18:51,990
That guy's awesome. He's
gonna break the record.

354
00:19:04,551 --> 00:19:06,185
Hi.

355
00:19:06,252 --> 00:19:08,721
Hey, what's goin' on?

356
00:19:08,789 --> 00:19:09,989
Oh, not much.

357
00:19:10,057 --> 00:19:13,124
I just ran into
Deacon on a date.

358
00:19:13,192 --> 00:19:14,274
I'm here for Spence.

359
00:19:14,342 --> 00:19:15,777
Oh, will you stop it.

360
00:19:15,845 --> 00:19:17,444
No, it's true. He's single, too.

361
00:19:17,512 --> 00:19:19,257
He needs me. That's what I do.
I help the single.

362
00:19:19,281 --> 00:19:20,546
Where is he? Spence?

363
00:19:20,614 --> 00:19:22,515
Oh, come on. He's outside
waiting for a cab.

364
00:19:22,582 --> 00:19:23,932
He said you kept ditchin' him.

365
00:19:23,999 --> 00:19:25,079
He's drunk out of his mind.

366
00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:26,269
Oh, come on!

367
00:19:26,337 --> 00:19:28,036
This isn't about your
friends, admit it.

368
00:19:28,103 --> 00:19:31,004
This is about you getting your
jollies in at nightclubs.

369
00:19:31,072 --> 00:19:32,289
All right, fine. I admit it.

370
00:19:32,357 --> 00:19:34,025
But you sent me here
to get my jollies.

371
00:19:34,092 --> 00:19:35,593
No.

372
00:19:35,661 --> 00:19:37,894
I sent you here to help
Deacon get his jollies.

373
00:19:37,961 --> 00:19:39,129
Well, it's dark.

374
00:19:39,197 --> 00:19:41,330
Jollies get very mixed
up in this place.

375
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,032
And what's the big deal anyway?

376
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,767
So I'm feeling
good about myself.

377
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,768
Oh, so what? I'll
tell you so what, ok?

378
00:19:46,835 --> 00:19:49,475
You... you... you feelin' good about
yourself and me feeling lousy,

379
00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:52,473
that's not gonna fly, buddy, so
here's how it's gonna go down, ok?

380
00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:54,124
You're gonna hang
up your old chain,

381
00:19:54,192 --> 00:19:56,275
you're gonna let
your nose hair grow,

382
00:19:56,343 --> 00:20:00,145
and we're gonna go back to sitting
on the couch and feeling just ok.

383
00:20:00,213 --> 00:20:02,547
Because that's what marriage is.

384
00:20:04,233 --> 00:20:07,201
All right, fine. I'm
comin' back to the couch.

385
00:20:07,268 --> 00:20:09,152
Just gimme a second. I
gotta find my keys.

386
00:20:09,220 --> 00:20:10,805
I think they shot
out of my pants

387
00:20:10,872 --> 00:20:13,206
when I got rocketed
off the bull.

388
00:20:18,377 --> 00:20:21,330
Ok, I definitely know
you from somewhere.

389
00:20:23,165 --> 00:20:24,609
Actually, I just saw
you walk in here,

390
00:20:24,633 --> 00:20:26,883
but I thought you were
really, really hot.

391
00:20:26,950 --> 00:20:29,218
You do? Yeah.

392
00:20:29,286 --> 00:20:31,770
So you wanna go out to my van?

393
00:20:31,838 --> 00:20:35,089
Oh, my God. That is so sweet.

394
00:20:35,824 --> 00:20:37,259
But, no, I'm married.

395
00:20:37,327 --> 00:20:38,793
But thank you.

396
00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:39,860
Ok.

397
00:20:39,895 --> 00:20:41,212
Catch you later.

398
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,312
Ok.

399
00:20:44,533 --> 00:20:46,666
All right. Let's get outta here.
Let's hit the couch.

400
00:20:48,067 --> 00:20:50,519
You know what, honey?
Since we're here,

401
00:20:50,587 --> 00:20:53,688
why don't, why don't
we stay for a song?

402
00:20:53,756 --> 00:20:54,938
Are you serious?

403
00:20:55,006 --> 00:20:57,008
Sure. Why not?

404
00:20:57,159 --> 00:20:59,537
All right. I'm warnin' ya. I picked up
a few new moves, so don't be scared.

405
00:20:59,561 --> 00:21:01,554
All right, come on. Show me
what you're workin' with.

406
00:21:01,578 --> 00:21:02,661
All right.

407
00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:04,229
Come on. Come on.

408
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:06,465
Oh, boy! Oh, yeah! Shake it.
Oh yeah. Watch it.

409
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:08,599
Watch the back. Watch the back.
Watch the back.

410
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,968
Oh, yeah, I'm watchin'. I'm watchin'.
There you go.

411
00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:12,903
Come on. Oh, yeah. Work it, baby.
Work it.

412
00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:14,205
There it is. There it is.

413
00:21:14,272 --> 00:21:15,439
Oh, yeah. Wow.

414
00:21:21,494 --> 00:21:22,646
Oh, my God.

415
00:21:22,713 --> 00:21:25,614
That little boy's gonna
break the junior record.