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Hey, check it out. A
snow cone machine.

2
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A snow cone machine?

3
00:00:10,846 --> 00:00:11,711
No. You're sayin' it wrong.

4
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It's a snow cone machine.

5
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When an undeliverable
package goes 6 months

6
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without being claimed by
the sender or the sendee,

7
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the driver gets to keep it.

8
00:00:23,547 --> 00:00:27,008
And you just happened to
land a snow cone machine?

9
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I'm smellin' foul play.

10
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Where can I put this bad boy?

11
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No, no, no, no! I don't
have any counter space.

12
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Come on, what is this then?

13
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That's the bread maker.

14
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Bye-bye.

15
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Come on! You love bread.

16
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And if I was coming home to
fresh-baked bread every night,

17
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or even once, you'd
have a point.

18
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Oh, like you're gonna make
snow cones every day?

19
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Actually, you probably will.
Ok. Give it to me.

20
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I'll find room for it
in the crap cabinet.

21
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Hey, fella.

22
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This is your new home.
Welcome to counterville.

23
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This is mayor mcsink.

24
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Uh, Doug, I just found your
old milk shake machine.

25
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We're gonna have to
move the toaster.

26
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How great is blue?

27
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Hey, butch. You're the
reason I'm doing this.

28
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You wanna get involved here?

29
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Do I look like I
have a free hand?

30
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Douglas, I'd like to show
you something in private.

31
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For men's eyes only.

32
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This can't end well.

33
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What do you think of this?

34
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It's a Randy cartoon I
plan to submit to playboy.

35
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Ok.

36
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It's a boss chasing his
secretary around the desk,

37
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and the caption reads, "why, Mr.
Hinklemeyer,

38
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I thought you said dictation."

39
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Dictation, Douglas.

40
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Right. W-Which one's the woman?

41
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Right here. You can tell
by her ample bosom.

42
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That's bosom? I thought
that was a lamp.

43
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Why's the guy have a tail?

44
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He doesn't.

45
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Those are lines of whooshing
to indicate movement.

46
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I think you need to work
on it a little bit more.

47
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And I think you need to work
on being less of a fat lummox.

48
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Ok, then I guess we
both got things to do.

49
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Hey, I can't believe all the
stuff I'm finding in here.

50
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Where did we get a menorah?

51
00:03:06,113 --> 00:03:09,774
Yeah. That's from work. I drew
Goldstein in the secret Santa.

52
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And look at this. A gravy boat.

53
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Oh. Actually, this
was a wedding gift.

54
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"From Ron and Moesha."

55
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That's Ron and marcia,
my 3rd cousins.

56
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Remember, you met
them at the wedding?

57
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She's always talkin'
about her kids,

58
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and then it turns out that
her kids are actually cats.

59
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Not ringin' a bell.
What's his deal?

60
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Oh, he's worse. You
ask him a question,

61
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he takes a good minute and
a half starin' at you

62
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before he answers.

63
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You don't know whether to
jump in or go get a beer.

64
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Wait a second. There's
something in here.

65
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What?

66
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It's a check for $1,500!

67
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For who? For us!

68
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Ron and marcia must have
stuck it in the gravy boat.

69
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We never saw it because
we never used it.

70
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$1,500?

71
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Why would your 3rd cousins
give us such a huge gift?

72
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I don't know. I know he made
a lot of money real young.

73
00:04:01,322 --> 00:04:02,562
And he always loved my parents.

74
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He helped my dad get
back on his feet.

75
00:04:04,518 --> 00:04:05,883
What do you mean?
Wh-what happened?

76
00:04:05,950 --> 00:04:07,548
At some point my dad
was off his feet,

77
00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:09,837
and Ron helped him back on.

78
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So you have no idea?

79
00:04:11,293 --> 00:04:12,574
No, I don't. When I was a kid,

80
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that's all they'd ever tell me:

81
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Cousin Ron helped dad
get back on his feet,

82
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and cousin Jeffrey was
a confirmed bachelor.

83
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$1,500! Oh, my God! What
should we do with the money?

84
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I don't know!

85
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How much do the mets cost?

86
00:04:27,837 --> 00:04:30,250
I know.

87
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Let's do that trip
to New Orleans!

88
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Yes! Let's go to New Orleans.

89
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Or, as the locals
call it, nawlins.

90
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That's the way you should say it.
That's the cool way.

91
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Nawlins. Yeah! We're
goin' to nawlins.

92
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And this is the magic carpet
ride to take us there.

93
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Wait a second.

94
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What?

95
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This check is from '95.

96
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So?

97
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You think the bank
is gonna take it?

98
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Yeah. Just stick it in
with the other checks.

99
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Make a joke. They won't notice.

100
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That's true. I'm... I'm good at
charmin' the service people.

101
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I like to get down
to their level.

102
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Honey, you are on their level.

103
00:05:03,057 --> 00:05:04,820
Not anymore, sister!

104
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Next person in line, please.

105
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How can I help you?

106
00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:14,973
Well, uh, Lee-Anne,
I'm just, uh,

107
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gonna deposit a couple
checks, paychecks, etcetera.

108
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Nothin' unusual. Boring.

109
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Ok.

110
00:05:23,929 --> 00:05:27,258
So, uh, Lee-Anne, that's a...
that's a nice name.

111
00:05:27,324 --> 00:05:28,739
You get a lot for your money.

112
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Like your parents said, "we
like Lee, we like Anne.

113
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What the hell. Let's
go with both."

114
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I'll see you next time. Bye...

115
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Uh, sir, we have a
little problem here.

116
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Know what? You're
good at your job.

117
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You can handle it.
Have a great weekend!

118
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Sir, checks are only
valid for one year.

119
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And this one's dated 1995.

120
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Oh. Oh, no, that one's... it's
from my cousin, so it's fine.

121
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He's so cool with it.
He's a good guy, right?

122
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I'm sorry. We can't accept it.

123
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But I was very nice to
you about your name.

124
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Sorry. There's nothing I can do.

125
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This is why you're all
being replaced by a.T.Ms.

126
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I suppose you're wondering

127
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why I invited you
over for snow cones.

128
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A little.

129
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Draw me a parrot.

130
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Why?

131
00:06:26,212 --> 00:06:28,075
I got a cartoon
idea for playboy,

132
00:06:28,143 --> 00:06:30,040
but I'm weak in the
art department.

133
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Word on the street is
you like to doodle.

134
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Let's see what you got.

135
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A parrot. Ok. Hmm.

136
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Sweet corn! I feel
like I'm in an aviary!

137
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You're hired.

138
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Well, uh, what's your idea?

139
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Prepare to be delighted.

140
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Dictation. Did you ever?

141
00:07:08,773 --> 00:07:12,350
Hey, I got us a great fare
to nawlins on the Internet,

142
00:07:12,418 --> 00:07:14,714
and I got us a suite,
that's right, a suite,

143
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at "LA French something" hotel.

144
00:07:17,111 --> 00:07:19,174
We're not goin'. The bank
wouldn't take the check.

145
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What? What are you
talkin' about?

146
00:07:20,790 --> 00:07:22,770
I thought you were gonna
charm the teller.

147
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I... I tried. I did a whole
thing with her name. Lee-Anne.

148
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Oh, my God. The
2-names-in-1 thing again?

149
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It's funny!

150
00:07:28,829 --> 00:07:30,126
No, it's not funny, honey.

151
00:07:30,193 --> 00:07:34,305
Ok, if it was funny, we'd have
$1,500 in cash right now.

152
00:07:34,372 --> 00:07:37,134
And I was really
into this trip, too.

153
00:07:37,201 --> 00:07:39,863
Why don't we just call these Ron and...
and marcia people

154
00:07:39,931 --> 00:07:41,994
and just have them write
us another check?

155
00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:43,525
No, no. I can't do that.
Why not?

156
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Because at our wedding,
Ron made a big deal

157
00:07:45,724 --> 00:07:48,120
about how we should call him
and get together to hang out.

158
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That was 6 years ago.

159
00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:51,231
What am I supposed
to do, call him up:

160
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"Hey! Cut me another
check, would you, freaky?"

161
00:07:54,744 --> 00:07:57,790
You've done far worse
just for a sandwich.

162
00:07:57,858 --> 00:08:00,303
Look, I'm sorry. But of all the
people, I can't offend him.

163
00:08:00,354 --> 00:08:01,450
Sure you can!

164
00:08:01,518 --> 00:08:03,232
He helped my dad get
back on his feet.

165
00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:06,445
Apparently he was tryin' to
get us back on our feet, too!

166
00:08:06,513 --> 00:08:08,841
We just didn't let him.
Give the man a chance.

167
00:08:08,909 --> 00:08:10,723
No, I... I can't do it!

168
00:08:12,638 --> 00:08:15,849
Ok. All right. Ok. Ok.
How about this?

169
00:08:15,916 --> 00:08:17,513
We invite them over for dinner

170
00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:19,345
just to re-establish
credibility,

171
00:08:19,411 --> 00:08:21,475
absolutely no mention of the check.

172
00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:23,189
Then, a week later,
they'll reciprocate.

173
00:08:23,256 --> 00:08:26,401
And then after that, when
we're all good friends again,

174
00:08:26,469 --> 00:08:29,897
we have them over where I
cook something that needs...

175
00:08:32,777 --> 00:08:34,174
What?

176
00:08:34,242 --> 00:08:35,689
Gravy, hon! Gravy!

177
00:08:35,757 --> 00:08:37,587
Ok. All right. Anyway,
anyway, anyway,

178
00:08:37,655 --> 00:08:39,069
we pull out the gravy boat,

179
00:08:39,135 --> 00:08:41,931
where we accidentally
discover the check,

180
00:08:41,999 --> 00:08:44,822
and they'll just write us a new one.
What do you think?

181
00:08:44,846 --> 00:08:46,225
Ok. That's good.

182
00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:47,789
But no gravy the first time.

183
00:08:47,857 --> 00:08:49,105
No gravy. Gravy bad.

184
00:08:49,172 --> 00:08:50,570
Yeah, gravy bad.

185
00:08:52,568 --> 00:08:55,263
What's the matter? Why do
you still look concerned?

186
00:08:55,331 --> 00:08:57,161
I'm just tryin' to wrap
my head around this.

187
00:08:57,228 --> 00:08:58,891
Usually, gravy good.

188
00:09:02,437 --> 00:09:06,148
So, I've got all 3 kids in the
tub at the same time, right?

189
00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:09,794
Get this: My youngest decides

190
00:09:09,862 --> 00:09:13,217
it's time to learn
about splashing.

191
00:09:13,241 --> 00:09:16,335
Forget about it. I'm wearing
silk, like an idiot.

192
00:09:16,402 --> 00:09:17,932
It was such a crazy mess,

193
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,596
I'm thinking of getting
them all declawed.

194
00:09:24,175 --> 00:09:25,972
Don't cats bathe themselves?

195
00:09:27,322 --> 00:09:28,918
Cats. Don't they
bathe themselves?

196
00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:31,099
I thought that was their
big selling point.

197
00:09:31,166 --> 00:09:35,310
Oh, but bath time is so
good for bonding, Carrie.

198
00:09:35,377 --> 00:09:38,289
Believe me, when you
have kids, you'll know.

199
00:09:39,339 --> 00:09:41,135
Ok. So, Ron, how you doin'?

200
00:09:48,410 --> 00:09:50,573
I'm good, Doug. I'm... I'm good.

201
00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:52,603
Great. Great. Uh,
Ron's a big jet fan.

202
00:09:52,671 --> 00:09:54,434
He has season tickets
and everything.

203
00:09:54,501 --> 00:09:56,215
Y-you still a jet fan, Ron?

204
00:09:59,711 --> 00:10:01,259
Pass the salt.

205
00:10:01,325 --> 00:10:02,589
Here.

206
00:10:02,657 --> 00:10:05,070
Yes, I am. I am, Doug.

207
00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:07,566
But I wish he'd give up
those season tickets.

208
00:10:07,634 --> 00:10:11,794
He's never home. The kids
barely know him anymore.

209
00:10:11,862 --> 00:10:14,025
They're in bed with us
every night, marcia.

210
00:10:14,093 --> 00:10:17,054
Think they know me better than
any cat should know a man.

211
00:10:17,122 --> 00:10:20,998
Oh! Trust me. He loves
it when they touch him.

212
00:10:23,862 --> 00:10:25,059
Who wants gravy?

213
00:10:25,127 --> 00:10:26,957
Uh, we don't need gravy now.

214
00:10:27,024 --> 00:10:28,721
Oh, sure we do. Sure we do.

215
00:10:28,789 --> 00:10:32,566
No. Everything's very moist
and succulent, right, Ron?

216
00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:35,628
Ok, I'm goin'. Be
back in a jiff.

217
00:10:35,696 --> 00:10:37,926
Yeah, Carrie. She, uh,
she loves gravy...

218
00:10:37,994 --> 00:10:40,257
You know what? We're
gonna use the gravy boat

219
00:10:40,324 --> 00:10:42,353
that you guys gave
us for our wedding.

220
00:10:42,420 --> 00:10:43,868
Oh, look at that.

221
00:10:43,936 --> 00:10:45,377
Yeah, we haven't even
used it yet, actually.

222
00:10:45,401 --> 00:10:47,130
We were waiting for
a special occasion.

223
00:10:47,198 --> 00:10:50,991
Let me just, uh, pop the
top off, here, and, uh...

224
00:10:51,059 --> 00:10:54,054
What the... what's this?

225
00:10:54,122 --> 00:10:56,617
What is it, honey?
The instructions?

226
00:11:03,276 --> 00:11:07,869
It's a check from you guys.
For $1,500!

227
00:11:07,937 --> 00:11:10,882
What? But, wait, you mean
you two never saw that?

228
00:11:10,950 --> 00:11:13,778
I put the check in the gravy
boat to be cute, like...

229
00:11:13,846 --> 00:11:15,310
Like the check is the gravy.

230
00:11:15,377 --> 00:11:18,173
Oh, my God! I just...

231
00:11:23,467 --> 00:11:27,493
This is the nicest gift
anyone's ever given us ever.

232
00:11:28,843 --> 00:11:31,255
I... I...

233
00:11:32,322 --> 00:11:33,652
I'm sorry.

234
00:11:37,814 --> 00:11:40,725
She thought the only thing
we gave her for her wedding

235
00:11:40,793 --> 00:11:43,754
was that chintzy
little gravy boat.

236
00:11:43,822 --> 00:11:46,900
That's why you didn't
call us all these years.

237
00:11:46,968 --> 00:11:49,663
Uh, well, we were a
little hurt, but...

238
00:11:50,896 --> 00:11:53,026
You can't put a price
on friendship.

239
00:11:53,093 --> 00:11:55,356
You know, you're not gonna
be able to cash that.

240
00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:57,753
Honey, write them another check.
Absolutely.

241
00:11:57,820 --> 00:11:59,683
Uh, remember, it's 2002.

242
00:11:59,751 --> 00:12:02,280
Now, you use this
for something fun.

243
00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,594
No paying bills with this.
No, no, no, no, no!

244
00:12:04,661 --> 00:12:07,823
Actually, we were planning
a trip to New Orleans.

245
00:12:07,890 --> 00:12:11,668
New Orleans! That's our town!
We go all the time!

246
00:12:11,736 --> 00:12:13,510
Hey, here's a crazy thought.

247
00:12:13,534 --> 00:12:15,529
Now, that this mess
is all cleared up,

248
00:12:15,597 --> 00:12:17,109
why don't we go together?

249
00:12:17,177 --> 00:12:19,268
Uh, well, you know what, um,
we'd actually slow you down

250
00:12:19,292 --> 00:12:20,706
because we don't drink.

251
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,420
Neither do we!

252
00:12:22,488 --> 00:12:23,951
It's perfect!

253
00:12:25,866 --> 00:12:29,177
Don't you dare go to New
Orleans without us.

254
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:39,480
This was great.

255
00:12:39,548 --> 00:12:41,395
Yeah. Let's do it
again real soon.

256
00:12:41,462 --> 00:12:43,992
I'll call you with the
number of my cat guy.

257
00:12:44,059 --> 00:12:45,290
All right.

258
00:12:47,821 --> 00:12:48,852
That was rough.

259
00:12:48,919 --> 00:12:50,383
Yeah, it was.

260
00:12:50,450 --> 00:12:53,279
Listen, I'm sorry I jumped
in early on the gravy thing,

261
00:12:53,346 --> 00:12:55,876
but it was either that
or open fire on them.

262
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,389
I hear that.

263
00:12:57,458 --> 00:13:01,151
But at least we got the check,
and we are goin' to nawlins.

264
00:13:01,218 --> 00:13:03,116
What? We can't go.

265
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,579
Why not?

266
00:13:04,647 --> 00:13:06,122
They just said, "don't
you dare go without us."

267
00:13:06,146 --> 00:13:09,641
Unless you wanna go with them
and their cats, we can't go.

268
00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:10,708
Are you insane?

269
00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:13,402
I'm not insane. Carrie, if
we go and they find out,

270
00:13:13,469 --> 00:13:15,665
they'll call my parents. Then
my parents will call me,

271
00:13:15,732 --> 00:13:18,428
and I'll hear, "where
did we go wrong?"

272
00:13:20,094 --> 00:13:22,889
What you're saying is we can't
go on our trip to New Orleans

273
00:13:22,957 --> 00:13:27,184
because Ron and marcia might
tell your mommy on you?

274
00:13:28,782 --> 00:13:30,395
Thank you for understanding.

275
00:13:30,463 --> 00:13:35,073
Honey, I understand that Ron
got your dad back on his feet.

276
00:13:35,140 --> 00:13:38,185
Nobody knows what that
means, but I respect it.

277
00:13:38,253 --> 00:13:41,165
But are you really telling
me because of that,

278
00:13:41,232 --> 00:13:44,727
a whole city is
off-limits to us forever?

279
00:13:45,676 --> 00:13:48,388
Not forever. Just
till my folks die.

280
00:13:49,887 --> 00:13:51,950
Doug! We can't live like this!

281
00:13:52,018 --> 00:13:53,781
I mean, what if
your Uncle stu says

282
00:13:53,848 --> 00:13:55,956
we can't go to
Brooklyn without him?

283
00:13:55,980 --> 00:13:58,974
Do I have to take him to
my gynecologist with me?

284
00:13:59,042 --> 00:14:00,140
Look, we got the money.

285
00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:02,171
Can't we go some place
instead of New Orleans?

286
00:14:02,238 --> 00:14:04,451
There's gotta be plenty of
other fun places we can go.

287
00:14:04,518 --> 00:14:05,616
Oh, yeah? Ok, name one.

288
00:14:05,683 --> 00:14:08,162
And it can't be cooperstown
or hers hey park.

289
00:14:10,876 --> 00:14:13,006
Yeah.

290
00:14:13,073 --> 00:14:16,734
It's gotta be a place where I
can flash my boobs legally,

291
00:14:16,802 --> 00:14:19,031
because I will flash my boobs.

292
00:14:20,530 --> 00:14:22,044
Well, that rule's not fair.

293
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,840
There's only one place you can
flash your boobs legally.

294
00:14:24,908 --> 00:14:26,272
That's right, honey.

295
00:14:26,340 --> 00:14:28,801
And isn't that the
place you wanna be?

296
00:14:33,429 --> 00:14:34,429
Yes!

297
00:14:44,398 --> 00:14:47,210
Nawlins. It's nice here, right?

298
00:14:47,278 --> 00:14:48,674
What? Yeah.

299
00:14:48,742 --> 00:14:50,705
I think I see marcia
across the street.

300
00:14:50,773 --> 00:14:53,002
Ok. That's the 3rd marcia
you've seen today.

301
00:14:53,070 --> 00:14:55,299
Although it is the
first black one.

302
00:14:55,999 --> 00:14:57,695
It looks like her.

303
00:14:57,764 --> 00:15:00,127
Ron and marcia are not here.

304
00:15:00,194 --> 00:15:01,957
They could be here.
It's their town.

305
00:15:02,025 --> 00:15:03,854
When you have a town,
you go to it a lot.

306
00:15:03,923 --> 00:15:05,270
That's how it becomes your town!

307
00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:06,900
You need to chill out.
Yeah, you do.

308
00:15:06,968 --> 00:15:09,031
Ok, you know what? Let's
have a little fun.

309
00:15:09,098 --> 00:15:11,195
Come on, baby. Smile
pretty for me.

310
00:15:11,263 --> 00:15:12,776
What, are you crazy?

311
00:15:13,843 --> 00:15:16,005
Uh, I don't think I am. No.

312
00:15:16,072 --> 00:15:19,234
You can't be takin' a picture.
A picture's evidence!

313
00:15:19,302 --> 00:15:23,179
Doug, you need to stop it.
Stop it right now.

314
00:15:23,246 --> 00:15:25,542
Tell me that's not Ron at
the lobster tank! Doug!

315
00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:28,022
I'm sorry. But I'm all
stressed out, ok?

316
00:15:28,090 --> 00:15:30,419
I lied to my mother. I told
her we went to the alamo.

317
00:15:30,487 --> 00:15:33,932
Now I gotta bring her
back a coonskin hat.

318
00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:38,092
Doug, you need to calm down.
Just take a deep breath.

319
00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:40,588
Look at your menu,
and try to relax.

320
00:15:40,656 --> 00:15:43,268
I don't know why they call
this place the big easy.

321
00:15:43,336 --> 00:15:44,400
It's hard.

322
00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:46,615
It's very hard.

323
00:15:49,910 --> 00:15:53,421
Ok, Arthur. I got your
cartoon all ready.

324
00:15:53,489 --> 00:15:55,303
What do you think?

325
00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:58,065
Where's the boss chasing his
secretary around the desk?

326
00:15:58,133 --> 00:15:59,779
Well, I updated it a little.

327
00:15:59,847 --> 00:16:03,608
I made it a computer repair
guy and a female executive,

328
00:16:03,676 --> 00:16:05,805
and he's saying to her
here, he's goin':

329
00:16:05,872 --> 00:16:08,502
"Hey, how about now we
fix my hard drive?"

330
00:16:13,828 --> 00:16:15,758
What the hell have you done?

331
00:16:15,826 --> 00:16:18,039
I... I just improved
your idea a little bit.

332
00:16:18,106 --> 00:16:21,468
No one chases their secretary
around a desk anymore.

333
00:16:21,534 --> 00:16:22,683
Sure they do.

334
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:23,698
No, they don't, ok?

335
00:16:23,766 --> 00:16:25,929
I'm out in the working
world every day. I know.

336
00:16:25,996 --> 00:16:28,175
You work in a
subway token booth.

337
00:16:28,243 --> 00:16:30,539
You have neither a
secretary nor a desk.

338
00:16:30,606 --> 00:16:33,219
You are totally
ignorant in this area!

339
00:16:33,286 --> 00:16:36,265
I-I'm ignorant? Arthur,
you're out of the loop, ok?

340
00:16:36,332 --> 00:16:39,526
Your... your idea is retro.
Mine's fresh. It's hip!

341
00:16:39,594 --> 00:16:40,609
A little too hip.

342
00:16:40,676 --> 00:16:43,039
John q. Public doesn't
know what a hard drive is!

343
00:16:43,107 --> 00:16:46,185
Ok, anyone who owns a computer
knows what a hard drive is.

344
00:16:46,253 --> 00:16:48,781
Oh, sure. Mr. Bill Gates
and his buddies are in for

345
00:16:48,849 --> 00:16:50,180
a hearty chuckle.

346
00:16:50,247 --> 00:16:52,210
What about the rest
of us poor schmucks?

347
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,041
Ok. You know what?

348
00:16:54,192 --> 00:16:56,721
I don't wanna do this anymore.
I gotta go.

349
00:16:56,788 --> 00:16:58,202
Fine! You just lost yourself

350
00:16:58,304 --> 00:17:00,632
the best damn caption
man in this business!

351
00:17:03,446 --> 00:17:05,959
I gotta tell you I really
had a great time tonight.

352
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,090
Me, too.

353
00:17:07,158 --> 00:17:08,955
Sorry I got so crazy before.

354
00:17:09,022 --> 00:17:10,269
It's ok.

355
00:17:10,337 --> 00:17:12,915
You're positive that wasn't
Ron steering that riverboat?

356
00:17:12,983 --> 00:17:14,547
I'm positive.

357
00:17:14,615 --> 00:17:15,615
Ok.

358
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,322
Oh, my God!

359
00:17:20,390 --> 00:17:21,471
What?

360
00:17:21,538 --> 00:17:23,468
The message light!
It's Ron and marcia!

361
00:17:23,536 --> 00:17:26,482
It's not them. It's them.

362
00:17:26,549 --> 00:17:28,112
It's not them. It's them!

363
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,743
You know what, we
can resolve this

364
00:17:29,811 --> 00:17:32,007
by doing a simple message check.

365
00:17:38,050 --> 00:17:40,845
Ok. Yes, hi. I'm, uh,
calling in for my message.

366
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:45,256
Yes, this is Mr. mellencamp.

367
00:17:47,487 --> 00:17:51,448
Oh. No. No, that's ok.
Thank you. Ok. Bye.

368
00:17:51,515 --> 00:17:53,745
Oh, it was just housekeeping
wanting to know

369
00:17:53,812 --> 00:17:55,109
if we needed some more towels.

370
00:17:55,310 --> 00:17:57,240
You see? I told you.
Everything's fine.

371
00:17:57,308 --> 00:18:00,103
Whoo! What are you doin'?

372
00:18:00,187 --> 00:18:02,316
I'm checkin' our
messages at home.

373
00:18:02,384 --> 00:18:06,078
Oh, man! My jambalaya
just went down a floor.

374
00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:11,121
What? What is it?

375
00:18:11,188 --> 00:18:13,202
Ok, nothing's wrong,
but marcia called.

376
00:18:13,269 --> 00:18:14,666
I can't breathe.

377
00:18:14,734 --> 00:18:16,475
Look, I don't think... I
don't think it's a problem.

378
00:18:16,499 --> 00:18:18,845
But just listen and
tell me what you think.

379
00:18:20,243 --> 00:18:22,107
Doug, Carrie, it's marcia.

380
00:18:22,175 --> 00:18:24,803
Could you give me a
call when you get back?

381
00:18:26,469 --> 00:18:27,998
She knows we're here!

382
00:18:29,165 --> 00:18:30,596
I don't think she does.

383
00:18:30,663 --> 00:18:33,058
Hear what she said? "Give us
a call when you get back!"

384
00:18:33,126 --> 00:18:36,222
At the drugstore, she'd say call us
when you're home. But she said "back."

385
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:39,800
"Back" can only mean one
thing: Back from New Orleans!

386
00:18:39,867 --> 00:18:41,597
But nobody knows we're here.

387
00:18:41,665 --> 00:18:44,294
How would she find out? You
think they have spies here?

388
00:18:44,362 --> 00:18:46,674
They might. They come
here all the time.

389
00:18:46,741 --> 00:18:49,404
Ron probably helped half this
town get back on their feet.

390
00:18:49,472 --> 00:18:51,001
They owe him.

391
00:18:51,069 --> 00:18:52,949
Know what? I bet she was
calling about something

392
00:18:52,983 --> 00:18:56,111
totally different. But I
will just call to make sure.

393
00:18:57,543 --> 00:18:58,608
Ok. Ok.

394
00:19:00,456 --> 00:19:01,787
Caller I.D.!

395
00:19:04,585 --> 00:19:06,914
They're gonna see the
New Orleans area code.

396
00:19:06,981 --> 00:19:09,193
Are you sure they
have caller I.D.?

397
00:19:09,461 --> 00:19:11,158
Carrie, they gave us $1,500.

398
00:19:11,225 --> 00:19:14,270
They have luxuries we
can't begin to imagine.

399
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,699
Fine. I will call
from my cell phone.

400
00:19:19,398 --> 00:19:21,560
Oh. No signal.

401
00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:25,157
Hi, marcia. It's
Carrie Heffernan.

402
00:19:25,223 --> 00:19:26,888
Yeah, I just walked in my house.

403
00:19:26,954 --> 00:19:29,511
Whoops! Almost tripped
over one of Doug's socks.

404
00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:31,215
Anyway, you called?

405
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,676
What? What is it?

406
00:19:34,743 --> 00:19:37,806
She just wanted to give me
the number to her cat guy.

407
00:19:37,957 --> 00:19:40,602
Actually, I don't need to take
that number down. It's ok.

408
00:19:40,669 --> 00:19:42,583
Don't... don't be snotty.
Take that number down.

409
00:19:42,650 --> 00:19:45,013
Marcia, I will take the number down.
Let me just get a pen.

410
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,461
Ok, got one. Go ahead.

411
00:19:46,529 --> 00:19:48,209
Get a real pen.
She's gonna know.

412
00:19:48,277 --> 00:19:50,588
Go away. No. Yeah. Mmm-hmm.

413
00:19:57,963 --> 00:19:59,344
Mommy.

414
00:20:18,602 --> 00:20:21,265
Yeah, we had... we had a pretty
good weekend overall, huh?

415
00:20:21,332 --> 00:20:25,559
I did. Of course, I wasn't the
one with the nervous bowel.

416
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,723
Sure everything's ok
with Ron and marcia?

417
00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:30,801
Ok, for the 10th time, I had
already hung up my cell phone

418
00:20:30,869 --> 00:20:33,464
when you hurled it into
the mighty Mississippi.

419
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:35,545
Ok. Just checkin'.

420
00:20:35,613 --> 00:20:38,508
Hey, I always forget. Are you
supposed to tip the maid, or...

421
00:20:38,576 --> 00:20:40,073
Yes, honey. Do you
have enough money?

422
00:20:40,141 --> 00:20:43,152
Plenty. I just cashed Ron and
marcia's check this morning.

423
00:20:43,219 --> 00:20:45,832
Wait a minute. You
cashed it here?

424
00:20:55,686 --> 00:20:57,965
This check to Doug and Carrie,

425
00:20:58,033 --> 00:21:00,629
does this say bank
of New Orleans?

426
00:21:02,593 --> 00:21:04,324
I'm calling his mother.

427
00:21:25,464 --> 00:21:29,241
Hello. Here is your order.
It's, uh, $14.89.

428
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:33,135
Oh, this, uh, little
smiley face doodle,

429
00:21:33,203 --> 00:21:35,033
is... is this your work?

430
00:21:35,416 --> 00:21:36,997
Uh, yes.

431
00:21:38,513 --> 00:21:39,544
Draw me a parrot.