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Ok, that's a new one.

2
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Uh, what's happening on
the table, old-man-wise?

3
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His back is killing him.

4
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Lying on a hard surface
seems to help.

5
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I'll tell you the
thing that scares me:

6
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I can't see the pepper shaker.

7
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What are you doing?

8
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Just grabbing 100 bucks.

9
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What do you need 100 bucks for?

10
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Well, for your information,

11
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I was going to buy you a gift.

12
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Really? What?

13
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A Ruby.

14
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If you're going to lie to me,

15
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you might want to take 5
minutes and get a game plan.

16
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There's a pool at work
on the fight tonight.

17
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Deacon and I are going
to buy a box together.

18
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You're going to gamble
with the money.

19
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Hey! Life's a gamble, huh?

20
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I believe you took
a gamble on me,

21
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and things turned out pretty well.
High jackpot!

22
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Ok, you want to chug a beer
before I slap a no on you?

23
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Hey, I earn more than half
the money in this house.

24
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I think I should have some
say in how it's spent!

25
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Aah! God!

26
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You can't throw 100
bucks away on a fight!

27
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We need a lot of
things around here.

28
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My dad needs a new bed,

29
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the... the roof is totally
leaking in the attic,

30
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so the money, honey,
goes back in the can.

31
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Here.

32
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This should keep you busy.

33
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Carrie.

34
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There's no mineral water
in my mini fridge.

35
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And this morning, my bagel
was as hard as a rock.

36
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Your thoughts?

37
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Um, I'm sorry?

38
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Well, sorry, doesn't
soften my bagel, does it?

39
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No, it does not.
I'll tell you what,

40
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tomorrow, bagel softness
will be my top priority.

41
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Good, Carrie, because
you're better than this.

42
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Thanks.

43
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Mr. Pruzan's office.

44
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Um, yes, actually he is.

45
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Ok. I'll tell him.

46
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Uh, Mr. Kaplan, uh,
that was Margie.

47
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She wanted me to tell you
that she couldn't get

48
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you and the clients in for
dinner at Bella Luna,

49
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so she booked you in the restaurant
downstairs for 4 at 7:30.

50
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Oh, beaver dam!

51
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Bella Luna's the only place
you can hear yourself talk.

52
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You know what?

53
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Let me try something.

54
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That place downstairs,

55
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the waiters are always singing.

56
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Happy Birthday to some idiot.

57
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Hi. Bella Luna?

58
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Yes, hi. I'm calling for Mr.
Kaplan.

59
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Yeah, he needs to change his
reservation from 7 to 7:30.

60
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What do you mean,
you don't have it?

61
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Well. Well, is there
any way you can say

62
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it was the restaurant's fault?

63
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I'd hate to lose my job.
I just...

64
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I just, um, relocated
here with my 2 kids.

65
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Brandon is 6 and Ty is 2.

66
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And I promised them new shoes.

67
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Really?

68
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Ok. Tha-thank you so much. Ok.

69
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You're all set.

70
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Well, that was some
pretty impressive lying.

71
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Mmm, well, you work for
lawyers long enough.

72
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It's charming!

73
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You know, actually,
Margie's leaving the firm.

74
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She's going into the
party balloon game.

75
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How'd you like to
come to work for me?

76
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Oh, my God, Mr. Kaplan, I would...
I would love to work for you,

77
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but I... I kind of work for Mr.
Pruzan.

78
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Well, you could work for
the head of the firm,

79
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or the guy who's 47
people below me.

80
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Your call.

81
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Here comes soscio,
looking strong.

82
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This is it, man.
This is our round!

83
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Soscio knocks him out here,

84
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we win 5 grand!

85
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And soscio tanks him
with a right hook!

86
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Come on, baby! Make us rich!

87
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Would you shut up?

88
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Carrie doesn't know I took
the money to make the bet!

89
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Then why didn't we
watch it at my place?

90
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Because I have real food here.

91
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All you ever have is fruit.

92
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No way I'm watching boxing
while eating a nectarine.

93
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Soscio delivers a strong
right hook to the jaw!

94
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Mercer is down!

95
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Hey, guys.

96
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Hey, hon.

97
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I'm going to go catch
a spinning class.

98
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All right.

99
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He's not getting up!

100
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Looks like this one is over!

101
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All right. Love you.

102
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Yeah, love you, too

103
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well! Maybe I shouldn't
go to a spinning class.

104
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Wait for it.

105
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Wait for it!

106
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We just won 5 grand!

107
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Yeah!

108
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5 g's! 5 g's! Dougie
just got 5 g's!

109
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I got to stop. I got a cramp.

110
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How great is this, man?

111
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I already know my
first purchase,

112
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a George foreman grill,

113
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but I'm getting it
totally customized!

114
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With lojack, in case
it gets stolen!

115
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I'm getting a d.V.D. Player,

116
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kiss-ass surround
sound, and a horse!

117
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Yeah! I'm getting a horse, too!
Check that! I want a zebra!

118
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And a lion to hunt
it down and eat it!

119
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Wait a second. I just
realized something.

120
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What?

121
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I can't get anything
with the money!

122
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Carrie will know I... I took it.

123
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She'll kill me!

124
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She's not going to get mad when
you tell her you won $2,500.

125
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Oh, she'll get mad, and bonus.

126
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I can kiss that money good-bye.

127
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She'll be fixing the roof,
getting Arthur a new bed...

128
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She's selfish like that.

129
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Oh, God.

130
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I can't get anything either.

131
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Why not? I'm in the
middle of a divorce.

132
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I buy anything new, and Kelly will
show up at my place with a u-haul.

133
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Damn it!

134
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All right.

135
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We just won $5,000.

136
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There's got to be
an upside to this.

137
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Ooh, you know what
I'm going to do?

138
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My mom's birthday's coming up,

139
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and she's always wanted
to go on a cruise.

140
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I think I'm going to
get that for her.

141
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Or... or... or... And
hear me out on this,

142
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what if we take the money

143
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and just turn tomorrow
into the best day ever?

144
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We do whatever we want to do,

145
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we eat whatever we want to eat,

146
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we go wherever we want to go,

147
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we eat whatever we want to eat.

148
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I got that one.

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The point is,

150
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we just blow the
money in one day,

151
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with nothing to show for it

152
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except the smiles on our faces.

153
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That's pretty
tempting, but I think

154
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I should get my mom that cruise.

155
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Come on, man! It's a
nice thing to do.

156
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Yeah, it's nice. You're nice.

157
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You're too nice.
That's the problem!

158
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Come on, man! We're
blue-collar guys.

159
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We go to work, we...
we pay our bills,

160
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we're always doing
the right thing.

161
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When's it our time, Deacon, huh?

162
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Come on, man. Take a leap!

163
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Let tomorrow be the day we drink

164
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a tall glass of freedom.

165
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Well, can it be Wednesday?

166
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'Cause I've got an eye
doctor appointment tomorrow.

167
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I can roll with that.

168
00:08:04,512 --> 00:08:06,208
Money in the house.

169
00:08:08,973 --> 00:08:11,768
Look at it, man. It's beautiful.

170
00:08:11,836 --> 00:08:15,596
You wanna sew it all together,
make underwear out of it?

171
00:08:15,664 --> 00:08:17,827
We're gonna need like
$10,000 for that.

172
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All right.

173
00:08:22,355 --> 00:08:24,618
It's 8:00 A.M. now, Carrie
gets home at 7:00 P.M.

174
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That gives us 14 hours.

175
00:08:26,217 --> 00:08:27,814
No, that gives us 11 hours.

176
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Good catch, guy, good catch.

177
00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:34,488
Ok. Wanna start with
a little breakfast?

178
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Bet these lobsters thought they were
going to live at least until lunch, huh?

179
00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:39,681
Oh, man! This steak is great!

180
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Buy another one! In fact,
get a whole bunch!

181
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We'll see if we can
rebuild the cow!

182
00:08:44,727 --> 00:08:47,338
Hey, hey! After this, you
want to rent a news chopper

183
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and do phony traffic reports?

184
00:08:49,104 --> 00:08:51,101
Or we could hire people
to just tickle us!

185
00:08:53,632 --> 00:08:55,552
Hey, could you back us up
on the shrimp cocktail?

186
00:08:55,612 --> 00:08:57,708
You got it. Thanks,
and, uh, here.

187
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Go buy yourself
something pretty.

188
00:09:00,339 --> 00:09:01,814
Got a question for you.

189
00:09:01,838 --> 00:09:04,083
How much would it cost to,
uh, to have will Smith

190
00:09:04,151 --> 00:09:06,748
and tyne daly make
out in front of us?

191
00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:09,976
Um, not sure.

192
00:09:10,044 --> 00:09:12,090
How about Eddie money? He'd
play in my living room?

193
00:09:12,158 --> 00:09:13,871
Don't know. Oh, but
you could ask him.

194
00:09:13,939 --> 00:09:15,402
He's here all the time.

195
00:09:15,470 --> 00:09:18,182
How about pesci? What will he
charge to smack us around?

196
00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:21,329
Oh, I think he'd smack
you around for free.

197
00:09:21,396 --> 00:09:23,276
Oh! Beautiful!

198
00:09:23,343 --> 00:09:24,707
That's worth another Jackson.

199
00:09:24,774 --> 00:09:26,688
Here you go!

200
00:10:21,002 --> 00:10:22,216
How great is this!

201
00:10:22,284 --> 00:10:23,480
Oh, this is off the hook!

202
00:10:23,548 --> 00:10:25,727
How much we got left? Uh,

203
00:10:25,795 --> 00:10:27,460
$4,400.

204
00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:29,107
We've only spent 600 bucks?

205
00:10:29,175 --> 00:10:31,055
The day's half over.
We got to get moving!

206
00:10:31,122 --> 00:10:32,619
I know! Time to
kick it up a notch.

207
00:10:32,687 --> 00:10:33,751
All right.

208
00:10:40,827 --> 00:10:43,088
Hey, what's up, ladies?
You like the wheels?

209
00:10:43,157 --> 00:10:44,815
I had this baby custom-made.

210
00:10:44,839 --> 00:10:47,468
Easy, player. It says "for
rent" on the license plate.

211
00:11:23,521 --> 00:11:25,019
Hey, Carrie.

212
00:11:25,087 --> 00:11:26,833
Hi, Mr. Pruzan.

213
00:11:32,627 --> 00:11:34,573
By the way,

214
00:11:34,641 --> 00:11:36,138
you reserved me on court 2.

215
00:11:36,205 --> 00:11:38,301
I wanted court 3
with the glass wall.

216
00:11:38,369 --> 00:11:39,700
I have pretty nice calves,

217
00:11:39,768 --> 00:11:41,830
and I don't mind
showing them off.

218
00:11:44,362 --> 00:11:45,692
I quit.

219
00:11:46,558 --> 00:11:47,788
Come again?

220
00:11:47,856 --> 00:11:49,421
Yeah, another opportunity...

221
00:11:49,489 --> 00:11:52,483
Wait. Is this about that
bagel business yesterday?

222
00:11:52,550 --> 00:11:53,780
Well, it's just...

223
00:11:53,899 --> 00:11:55,197
I'm very sorry about that.

224
00:11:55,265 --> 00:11:57,527
No matter how hard
that bagel was,

225
00:11:57,594 --> 00:11:59,524
and it was shockingly hard,

226
00:11:59,592 --> 00:12:01,222
it doesn't excuse my behavior.

227
00:12:01,289 --> 00:12:04,134
No, it's just that Mr.
Kaplan offered me a job.

228
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,164
Well!

229
00:12:07,231 --> 00:12:09,994
I hope you enjoyed climbing
up my back to the top.

230
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:12,424
Ok. You know what?
Don't get upset.

231
00:12:12,491 --> 00:12:14,888
Upset! No! I'm totally
ok with this.

232
00:12:14,955 --> 00:12:18,583
Believe it or not, my life doesn't
revolve around Carrie Heffernan.

233
00:12:19,916 --> 00:12:22,377
Tell me what I did.

234
00:12:22,445 --> 00:12:26,456
Nothing. It's just, you know, this is a
good opportunity for me. That's all.

235
00:12:26,522 --> 00:12:27,554
I see.

236
00:12:28,753 --> 00:12:32,048
So will you get me
my hot dog today?

237
00:12:32,116 --> 00:12:34,679
Or is that one of the
reasons you despise me?

238
00:12:50,527 --> 00:12:52,006
Oh, crap! That's Carrie!

239
00:12:57,833 --> 00:12:59,795
She saw me! She didn't see you.

240
00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,294
I am so dead!

241
00:13:01,362 --> 00:13:04,123
I... I got to come clean before
Carrie nails me on this!

242
00:13:04,191 --> 00:13:05,921
If... if you don't mind,

243
00:13:05,988 --> 00:13:08,463
I'd like to blame
most of this on you.

244
00:13:08,487 --> 00:13:10,564
You are not dropping out.
You talked me into this.

245
00:13:10,632 --> 00:13:13,795
Now I don't have enough money to get
my mom a cruise, so suck it up!

246
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,192
What if she saw me?

247
00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:18,340
You know what? You are just
one sorry piece of woman.

248
00:13:19,688 --> 00:13:23,116
If you're so worried, just... just
give Carrie a call. Feel her out.

249
00:13:23,184 --> 00:13:24,914
Yeah. You know what? I'll...
I'll do that.

250
00:13:29,841 --> 00:13:31,638
Mr. Pruzan's office.

251
00:13:31,706 --> 00:13:33,469
Hey, car. It's me, just...

252
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:34,734
Just at work.

253
00:13:34,802 --> 00:13:36,099
Hang on a second. Hey, Chuck!

254
00:13:36,167 --> 00:13:37,730
Lift with your legs, man!

255
00:13:39,229 --> 00:13:41,092
Look, I'm really
busy right now, ok?

256
00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,291
I'll talk to you when
I get home, Doug.

257
00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:45,787
Oh, my God!

258
00:13:45,854 --> 00:13:47,618
What happened?

259
00:13:47,685 --> 00:13:49,681
I couldn't get a read.
She hung up too fast.

260
00:13:49,748 --> 00:13:50,913
But she sounded kind of mad.

261
00:13:50,981 --> 00:13:52,579
She always sounds kind of mad.

262
00:13:56,040 --> 00:14:00,135
Hey, Arthur. What's...
what's going on?

263
00:14:00,203 --> 00:14:02,466
Let's see, you're
home on a work day,

264
00:14:02,533 --> 00:14:04,662
there's a red Ferrari
in the driveway,

265
00:14:04,730 --> 00:14:06,992
and there's a pile of
cash on the table.

266
00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:09,689
I don't know what's going
on, but I want in!

267
00:14:17,863 --> 00:14:20,175
Why do I always
get the fat ones?

268
00:14:21,492 --> 00:14:25,752
Oh, great. Another old guy.

269
00:14:25,820 --> 00:14:29,098
Oh! I got me a cocoa dream boat!

270
00:14:32,762 --> 00:14:34,789
Oh, this sure beats
the bejesus out of

271
00:14:34,857 --> 00:14:37,203
lying on the dining room table.

272
00:14:37,271 --> 00:14:39,001
Oh, be careful of
the cyst there.

273
00:14:39,069 --> 00:14:40,500
She could blow.

274
00:14:40,566 --> 00:14:43,146
Arthur, is there any way
that you could not talk?

275
00:14:43,213 --> 00:14:46,442
Well, excuse me for
enjoying a nice rubdown.

276
00:14:49,538 --> 00:14:52,334
Ohhh! You certainly know
how to work a buttocks.

277
00:14:52,402 --> 00:14:54,531
Oh! Could you do something
about the old man?

278
00:14:54,598 --> 00:14:56,246
Carrie saw me. I know she did.

279
00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:58,892
If you have a problem with me,
Palmer, say it to my face!

280
00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:00,468
I got a problem with you.

281
00:15:00,492 --> 00:15:02,638
Any time you want to
dance, big man, I'm ready!

282
00:15:02,705 --> 00:15:04,367
She called me Doug.

283
00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:05,834
Why are you still on this?

284
00:15:05,902 --> 00:15:07,741
People don't use people's
names, unless they're mad.

285
00:15:07,765 --> 00:15:09,194
I know I'm Doug. She
knows I'm Doug.

286
00:15:09,262 --> 00:15:11,276
Why say Doug? I want a steak.

287
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,241
Shut it, up pie!

288
00:15:13,308 --> 00:15:14,308
She doesn't know.

289
00:15:14,374 --> 00:15:16,004
If you want to keep it that way,

290
00:15:16,071 --> 00:15:18,112
you better think a little
more about keeping me happy.

291
00:15:18,136 --> 00:15:19,499
Oh, this is marvelous!

292
00:15:19,567 --> 00:15:21,729
Nothing like steak and
a hot cup of coffee.

293
00:15:23,495 --> 00:15:25,825
I know we need to get
rid of a lot of money,

294
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:30,502
but I got meat hitting other
meat right about here.

295
00:15:30,570 --> 00:15:32,150
I'll just leave this here.

296
00:15:32,217 --> 00:15:33,281
Whenever you're ready.

297
00:15:33,348 --> 00:15:34,979
Thank you. Ok.

298
00:15:36,312 --> 00:15:38,275
$310? That's it?

299
00:15:38,342 --> 00:15:40,056
We just cannot get
rid of this money!

300
00:15:40,124 --> 00:15:41,388
Arthur, you want anything else?

301
00:15:41,456 --> 00:15:44,117
A round of king crab claws?
A Brandy?

302
00:15:44,184 --> 00:15:45,716
No, thanks, but on the way home,

303
00:15:45,782 --> 00:15:49,144
I'd love to stop by for a
small cone at dairy queen.

304
00:15:51,674 --> 00:15:53,672
Great. That's 85 cents.

305
00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:55,886
That's the big one. I
don't want the big one.

306
00:15:56,834 --> 00:15:58,266
Would you stop talking? Ok?

307
00:15:58,334 --> 00:16:00,562
We've got to spend this money,
get this day over with.

308
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:01,627
What do you want to do?

309
00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:02,777
I...

310
00:16:02,843 --> 00:16:05,740
Hey, look who just walked in.

311
00:16:31,823 --> 00:16:33,153
Who is this man?

312
00:16:33,221 --> 00:16:35,118
It's Eddie money.

313
00:16:35,186 --> 00:16:37,366
I once knew a Lou money.

314
00:16:39,496 --> 00:16:40,661
That's great.

315
00:16:40,729 --> 00:16:42,158
I'm going to have
to wrap this up.

316
00:16:42,228 --> 00:16:44,090
Carrie's getting home
in less than an hour.

317
00:16:44,158 --> 00:16:45,555
That was... that
was great, guys.

318
00:16:46,870 --> 00:16:48,783
All righty.

319
00:16:51,713 --> 00:16:52,961
Well, hello, Carrie.

320
00:16:53,028 --> 00:16:54,925
Oh! Hi, Mr. Kaplan.

321
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:04,348
Um, I just want to say I'm excited
about coming to work for you.

322
00:17:04,415 --> 00:17:06,244
Oh, about that.

323
00:17:06,312 --> 00:17:08,641
Marjorie's balloon
business didn't pan out.

324
00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:10,472
It turns out she's
allergic to helium,

325
00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:13,567
so until they discover another
gas that's lighter than air,

326
00:17:13,635 --> 00:17:15,433
she'll be staying put.

327
00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:17,496
Sorry, kiddo.

328
00:17:26,569 --> 00:17:28,532
Isn't this your floor?

329
00:17:29,998 --> 00:17:31,229
Sure is.

330
00:17:39,853 --> 00:17:41,515
Um, Mr. Pruzan.

331
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:43,014
I heard.

332
00:17:57,796 --> 00:17:59,276
Hey, where are you going?
I'm leaving.

333
00:17:59,327 --> 00:18:01,657
The man refused to play
any of my requests.

334
00:18:01,725 --> 00:18:03,038
He didn't know them!

335
00:18:03,106 --> 00:18:05,018
Please! Everyone knows
little brown jug!

336
00:18:07,717 --> 00:18:09,447
Oh, no. He's going
for the sax again.

337
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,444
His last solo was,
like, 10 minutes.

338
00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:17,386
Hey, Eddie! Eddie! Eddie!

339
00:18:17,455 --> 00:18:18,385
Yo. Sorry, man.

340
00:18:18,452 --> 00:18:20,116
Look, you guys, y-you
guys sound great.

341
00:18:20,184 --> 00:18:22,380
You, too, Tommy. You're wonderful.
The thing is,

342
00:18:22,448 --> 00:18:24,178
my wife is coming home and...

343
00:18:24,245 --> 00:18:25,443
Long story short,

344
00:18:25,511 --> 00:18:26,791
I just... I need you guys to go.

345
00:18:26,841 --> 00:18:27,972
So here's your money. Hey!

346
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,504
Money for money, huh?

347
00:18:29,571 --> 00:18:31,834
I don't follow.

348
00:18:31,901 --> 00:18:34,364
Ok, well, here you go anyway.
There you go.

349
00:18:34,432 --> 00:18:36,395
Thanks for coming.

350
00:18:36,462 --> 00:18:37,826
You guys drive safe now, ok?

351
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,718
Thank God it's over!

352
00:18:44,785 --> 00:18:46,648
Super day. A lot of fun.

353
00:18:46,715 --> 00:18:47,863
Let's just check this place,

354
00:18:47,931 --> 00:18:49,895
make sure there's no
evidence lying around.

355
00:18:49,961 --> 00:18:51,092
Everything looks cool.

356
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,323
I gave the rest of the
cash to Eddie money,

357
00:18:53,391 --> 00:18:57,518
and... Oh, my God!

358
00:18:57,585 --> 00:18:59,516
Oh, my God! I never
replaced the $100!

359
00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:00,780
What?

360
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,395
The money I took in
the first place!

361
00:19:02,462 --> 00:19:04,625
I... I was going to put it back in there.
Now, but...

362
00:19:04,693 --> 00:19:06,089
I gave it all to him!

363
00:19:06,157 --> 00:19:07,855
Lend me 100 bucks! No way!

364
00:19:08,072 --> 00:19:09,552
Come on, man! Carrie
will kill me!

365
00:19:09,619 --> 00:19:10,899
I'm taking the
money I have left,

366
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,526
and I'm buying
something for my mom.

367
00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:14,363
What's the point now?
She wanted a cruise.

368
00:19:14,430 --> 00:19:16,443
Anything less will
be a total letdown.

369
00:19:16,511 --> 00:19:18,468
You know what? I'd flush
this cash down the toilet

370
00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:20,155
before I gave it to you.

371
00:19:20,222 --> 00:19:22,169
You know, I, uh,

372
00:19:22,237 --> 00:19:24,099
I could just take it from you.

373
00:19:27,297 --> 00:19:29,777
That is certainly something
I'd like to see.

374
00:19:33,223 --> 00:19:34,985
What's the delay?

375
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:39,697
Didn't think so.

376
00:19:52,115 --> 00:19:53,711
Arthur! Arthur! Do
you have any cash?

377
00:19:53,779 --> 00:19:54,710
No.

378
00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:57,041
Oh, God, I need 100 bucks!

379
00:19:57,109 --> 00:20:00,786
Well, I've got something
worth nearly that,

380
00:20:00,853 --> 00:20:03,483
a pair of ice skates actually worn by Mr.
Dick button.

381
00:20:21,411 --> 00:20:23,673
Oh, damn key!

382
00:20:24,007 --> 00:20:25,104
God!

383
00:20:40,619 --> 00:20:41,983
Oh, God!

384
00:20:53,969 --> 00:20:56,031
Hey! Hey, Doug.

385
00:20:58,130 --> 00:20:59,377
So get this.

386
00:20:59,445 --> 00:21:02,623
I leave Pruzan to go to work for Mr.
Kaplan,

387
00:21:02,690 --> 00:21:04,787
but then it turns out Mr.
Kaplan doesn't need me,

388
00:21:04,855 --> 00:21:06,267
so then I have to
go back to Pruzan.

389
00:21:06,335 --> 00:21:07,335
It was unbelievable.

390
00:21:07,401 --> 00:21:08,699
So how was your day?

391
00:21:08,766 --> 00:21:10,362
Oh, same old, same
old, you know?

392
00:21:10,429 --> 00:21:14,324
Ding-dong, here's your box.

393
00:21:14,392 --> 00:21:17,903
You know, I saw a guy
in a Ferrari today.

394
00:21:17,970 --> 00:21:20,465
Looked a lot like you.

395
00:21:20,534 --> 00:21:22,730
Yeah, well, I thought
I saw you, too,

396
00:21:22,797 --> 00:21:24,128
but it was a skinny,
Chinese guy.

397
00:21:24,195 --> 00:21:25,760
What a world, huh?

398
00:21:33,201 --> 00:21:34,465
Splinter!

399
00:21:41,590 --> 00:21:43,836
Department of motor vehicles?

400
00:21:56,621 --> 00:21:57,819
What?