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What's up?

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Hey.

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What you got going on there?

4
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These? You mean, my old jeans

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that haven't fit
since tenth grade

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and haven't been
comfortable since eighth?

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Honey, I am so proud of you

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for sticking to this diet.

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No carbs, no sugar, no boobies.

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Ok, still some boobies.

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But much smaller ones.
Booblettes.

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Look at this.

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I am hugging you,

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and my hand is
actually touching...

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My other hand!

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Mwah!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Put it in
reverse there, kitten, all right?

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Took me 40 minutes to
put these jeans on.

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Besides, Deacon's
on his way over.

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Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.

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You're gonna-you're
wearing those?

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Outside?

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Yeah, why not?

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Well, because those are
acid-washed jeans,

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and it's 2003 out there.

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So? My fat clothes,
they don't fit anymore.

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All right. Well, we're gonna go
to the mall later today, ok,

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and get you some new clothes.

29
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Great. We could pick up
some stuff for the trip.

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Oh, yeah. Now you're thinking.

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All right, tell me where
we're going, already.

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No. It's a surprise.

33
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Just tell me. Hershey park?

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Hershey park? No.

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This is a trip to
celebrate my thinness.

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So, where are we
going-salad world?

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You're just gonna have
to keep wondering.

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Are we going up north?
Are we going down South?

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Are we going east, west?

40
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Will you need a bathing suit?

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Will you need a space suit? Hmm.

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All right. Well,
I'll see you later.

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I'm gonna go to the gym.

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All right, bye.

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Bye, baby.

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Looking at you from behind,

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with your buzz-cut hair and
your chiseled buttocks,

48
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one might mistake you for a
voluptuous lady trucker.

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Ok, you know what? You've been
talking about my buttocks

50
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for 5 days now.

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Either make your
move or walk away.

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Come in!

53
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Hey, guy. Arthur.

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Hello.

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Wow, acid-washed jeans.

56
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What, are you going to a r.E.O.
Speed wagon concert?

57
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I got news for you.

58
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They're coming back,
and so are these.

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Spero wants to know

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if you wanna shoot
some hoops later.

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I can't, man. Carrie's taking me
shopping for vacation clothes.

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Oh, your trip. Right.
Where you going?

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We're going to this awesome
lodge up in the mountains.

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I took her there 10 years ago.
We had a great time.

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She gave me this massage
with these oils.

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Deac... she was basting
me like a Turkey.

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Ok, all I asked was
where you were going.

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Uh, listen, Arthur. If the hotel
calls about the reservation,

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just write down the
confirmation number,

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but don't tell Carrie, ok?

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It's a surprise, all right?

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And put it in my top drawer.
You got it?

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I didn't hear a word you said,

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you slinky son of a bitch.

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Number 3 should be open.

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Here's your key, and I'll
go grab you that sweater.

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Thank you.

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What are you doing?

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What?

80
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You can't come in the
dressing room with me.

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Why not?

82
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I don't know. People'll think
we're doing something.

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Are we?

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Hey, Carrie!

85
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Hey, Amy. What's up?

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Nothing. Just doing
some shopping.

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Yeah? Hey, are you
going to that stupid

88
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computer training thing
at the office tomorrow?

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No. I got out of it,

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told them I had a
dentist appointment.

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Funeral!

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Hey, Amy.

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Oh, my God. Doug.

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Look at you! You look amazing!

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Doesn't he?

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How'd you do it?

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I just cut out carbs.

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I wish I'd known there was an
all-bacon diet 10 years ago.

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Turns out I was knocking on
the door the whole time.

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All right, let's
check you out here.

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How much did you lose?

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Like 40 pounds.

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You are my hero.

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Your police officers, your
firefighters, they're your heroes.

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I just look fantastic.

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All right. Well,
if you like these-

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although, I guess, you know what?
Hero's not totally wrong.

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Here's that sweater you wanted.
Oh, thanks

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this guy just lost 40 pounds.

110
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Wow! Really?

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I would never peg you
as an overweight guy.

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I mean, you look like you
play football or something.

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I did used to. And
I watch a lot.

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Uh, you know what?

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I think he's gonna need
these in a bigger size.

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No, no, no. They're
supposed to be snug.

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And look how cute
they are on him.

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He looks adorable.

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Doesn't he?

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Doug, you working out, man?
You look ripped.

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That's funny. Usually
you hit on her.

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Looking good, Mr. Heffernan.

123
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Well, your bad cholesterol is
down, good cholesterol is up.

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Your blood pressure's
under control.

125
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And your body mass index is
nearing the normal range.

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You keep this up,

127
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you're gonna add another
20 years on to your life.

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Hey, guys.

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I thought you were
out walking my dad.

130
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Oh, I was, but he came
back here to change.

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He wore socks with sandals
to the park, and...

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Well, some of the kids
got pretty cruel.

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Ok.

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All right, hon, I'm
going upstairs,

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gonna throw the g-string on

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and see what the hype's about.

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Doug looks really great.

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Yeah. He dropped a few pounds.

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I bet he did. I've been trying

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to get rid of Turner and hooch
here for quite a while,

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but all it takes is one kegger,

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and boom, look who's
wearing overalls.

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Right.

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Yeah. But he really looks good.

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Yeah, you mentioned it.

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No, but it's-ok, you know what?

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I don't understand why everybody

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wants to throw him a parade.

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I mean, he's not the first
person to drop a few pounds.

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What about Oprah?

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All of a sudden, she's
what, yesterday's news?

152
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No. I think about
Oprah all the time.

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I just don't get it.

154
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Why does everybody make
such a big deal about it?

155
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Well, it's just that people are

156
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used to seeing you
together, you know?

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And you're so gorgeous,

158
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it was like you were up here,

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and he was kinda,
like, down here.

160
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But now it's like... eh?

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I mean, you're
practically equals.

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Yeah.

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Ok, put your hands down
before I smack 'em down.

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Doug, breakfast!

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Where are we headed? Is it in
America or in a foreign land?

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Or in a foreign land in
America, like epcot.

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Well, wherever it is,
sit down and eat

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your special
going-on-vacation pancakes.

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Carrie, you know I can't have pancakes.
They're full of carbs.

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Are they?

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Yeah.

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I think you're wrong.

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I'll take 'em.

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Dad, these are for Doug.

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I told you, I can't
eat them, all right?

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I'm trying to eat healthy
and stay in shape.

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Eating disorder.

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I said I'd take them.
I'm starving.

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You've already had 3
bowls of cream of wheat.

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Because I'm starving.

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Thank you for making my point
and for embarrassing me.

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Hey. Hey, guys.

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Thank you so much for staying
here while we're away.

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Oh, no, it's no problem.
It worked out, actually.

185
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Turns out our place
is being flea-bombed.

186
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Ok, so, anything we need
to know before you leave?

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Um, yeah. Just do me a favor
and don't use my soap.

188
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That skeeves me, ok?

189
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Actually, you know what? I'll
just worry that you did use it,

190
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so do what you want. I'm just
gonna throw it away anyway.

191
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All right. And one more thing.

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Here's a list of appliances
my dad can't use.

193
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Ok. "Dishwasher,
oven, can opener."

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How'd he get in
trouble with a whisk?

195
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He runs with it.

196
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It's a whole thing.

197
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Now, listen. Do not let
my dad drive the car.

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He'll say that he's
allowed to, but he's not.

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All right, the Heffernan
train is leaving.

200
00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:12,102
But where is it going? Hmm?

201
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You have to stop doing that.

202
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Ok, I will. Or will I?

203
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Doug!

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Can I take this thing off now?

205
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No. You'll ruin the surprise.

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Doug, I've been wearing
this thing for 4 hours.

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Yeah, it's called building
the anticipation.

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Like sex.

209
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Yeah, Doug. 'Cause when we have
sex, it always lasts for 4 hours.

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Ha ha ha! I get it.

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'Cause it doesn't.

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You keep me young, Carrie.

213
00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:05,906
All right, now, we're
pulling into a gas station.

214
00:10:05,990 --> 00:10:07,366
But don't worry.

215
00:10:07,408 --> 00:10:10,244
This is not where we're
spending our weekend.

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00:10:10,327 --> 00:10:12,496
Or is it?

217
00:10:19,294 --> 00:10:20,921
Hey, guy. How's it goin'?

218
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It's goin'.

219
00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:25,134
Great. Could you fill it up?
Super unleaded?

220
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Ok.

221
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Here ya go.

222
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Hey, question for ya.

223
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I'm taking her up to the lake.

224
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I wanna know if this
is the best route.

225
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The only reason I'm
whispering is because

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I don't want her to
know where she's going.

227
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Is she ok?

228
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Oh, yeah. She's fine.

229
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Leave it on.

230
00:11:02,755 --> 00:11:05,716
So should I take
the 414 or the 28?

231
00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,468
414's better.

232
00:11:07,509 --> 00:11:08,844
Aw, thanks, guy. There you go.

233
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What?

234
00:11:34,286 --> 00:11:35,829
Well, we haven't
really discussed

235
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who'd be getting the bed.

236
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Ok. Then let's, uh,
discuss it now.

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I'm gettin' it.

238
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Just like that, you get it?

239
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A lot of people would
call that presumptuous.

240
00:11:50,511 --> 00:11:52,151
Well, a lot of people
also sleep in a bed,

241
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but you ain't one of 'em.

242
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You know what? I'm getting in!

243
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Fine, bring it.

244
00:12:00,771 --> 00:12:01,605
I will.

245
00:12:01,689 --> 00:12:04,024
Well, good. What's
taking so long?

246
00:12:06,694 --> 00:12:08,195
If you think I'm gonna let

247
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one uncomfortable
camp experience

248
00:12:10,489 --> 00:12:11,657
keep me out of this bed,

249
00:12:11,699 --> 00:12:13,075
you are wrong.

250
00:12:13,158 --> 00:12:15,119
All right. I'm getting in,

251
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and I'm not getting out.

252
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Great.

253
00:12:24,795 --> 00:12:27,381
You still wanna stay? Because...

254
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I sleep freestyle.

255
00:12:33,762 --> 00:12:35,973
You know what?

256
00:12:39,101 --> 00:12:41,645
So do I.

257
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Ooh, that's good. Yeah.

258
00:12:55,576 --> 00:12:58,871
We may have wandered
down a bad road here.

259
00:13:02,499 --> 00:13:03,876
Douglas, Carrie.

260
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:04,877
Hey, Arthur.

261
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:06,462
Hey.

262
00:13:06,503 --> 00:13:08,047
Oh, that's right.

263
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:11,759
It's the ne'er-do-well cousin
and his foppish roommate.

264
00:13:11,842 --> 00:13:12,760
Welcome.

265
00:13:12,843 --> 00:13:14,428
Thanks.

266
00:13:14,511 --> 00:13:17,097
Oh, that's strange.

267
00:13:17,139 --> 00:13:20,017
I can't seem to
find my car keys.

268
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:24,063
Oh, well. I'll just grab the
extra set from the coffee can.

269
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:26,774
Arthur, Doug and Carrie
said you couldn't drive.

270
00:13:26,857 --> 00:13:28,942
What? No. They're kidding.

271
00:13:29,026 --> 00:13:30,426
Didn't sound like
they were kidding.

272
00:13:30,486 --> 00:13:33,113
Their humor is subtle
like Jack paar's.

273
00:13:33,197 --> 00:13:34,531
Arthur, the answer's no.

274
00:13:34,615 --> 00:13:35,949
You don't understand.

275
00:13:35,991 --> 00:13:38,428
I'm trying to impress Brenda
sick lick down at the senior center.

276
00:13:38,452 --> 00:13:40,746
If I don't have wheels,
I don't have a chance.

277
00:13:40,788 --> 00:13:42,414
I'm sorry. I can't help you.

278
00:13:43,707 --> 00:13:45,584
Daniel, I appeal to you

279
00:13:45,668 --> 00:13:48,921
as the, arguably,
manlier of the two.

280
00:13:48,963 --> 00:13:50,923
Please.

281
00:13:51,006 --> 00:13:52,424
It's just down to
the senior center.

282
00:13:52,508 --> 00:13:53,759
Is it really that big a deal?

283
00:13:53,801 --> 00:13:54,468
Yes, it is that big a deal.

284
00:13:54,551 --> 00:13:56,512
Carrie and Doug
specifically said no.

285
00:13:56,595 --> 00:13:57,513
What if it's an emergency?

286
00:13:57,596 --> 00:13:58,889
No. I don't know.

287
00:13:58,973 --> 00:14:01,517
He could probably drive
if it's an emergency.

288
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,769
He can't drive if
it's an emergency.

289
00:14:03,852 --> 00:14:06,063
Fine. Should you start
bleeding profusely,

290
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:09,608
I'll just sit and stare at
you, as per your wishes.

291
00:14:09,692 --> 00:14:12,444
It's fine. You can drive
if it's an emergency.

292
00:14:12,528 --> 00:14:13,404
Sweet.

293
00:14:13,529 --> 00:14:14,738
As a token of my thanks,

294
00:14:14,822 --> 00:14:17,199
I should like to make you
fine gentlemen some eggs.

295
00:14:19,284 --> 00:14:21,537
Could you point me
toward the whisk?

296
00:14:31,463 --> 00:14:33,507
So, did I do good?
Were you surprised?

297
00:14:33,549 --> 00:14:36,385
Yeah. So surprised.

298
00:14:36,427 --> 00:14:38,804
It's beautiful here.

299
00:14:38,887 --> 00:14:40,848
I'm so glad we're finally here.

300
00:14:40,889 --> 00:14:42,057
Me, too.

301
00:14:42,141 --> 00:14:44,268
Can you believe I got
us the same room?

302
00:14:45,811 --> 00:14:48,188
I got us the same
room as last time.

303
00:14:51,567 --> 00:14:54,111
What last time?

304
00:14:55,779 --> 00:14:57,364
Last time we were here.

305
00:15:00,701 --> 00:15:02,161
We were never here.

306
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,163
Come on, stop it.

307
00:15:06,165 --> 00:15:08,042
Stop what? We were never here.

308
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:11,128
Yes, we were. We were
here, like, 10 years ago.

309
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,005
Remember? We became best friends

310
00:15:13,088 --> 00:15:15,549
with Jesse the room service guy

311
00:15:15,591 --> 00:15:18,218
'cause we didn't leave the
room the entire weekend.

312
00:15:24,141 --> 00:15:25,684
No.

313
00:15:28,812 --> 00:15:31,106
I said I could stay here forever

314
00:15:31,190 --> 00:15:32,900
because I don't need
anything in the world

315
00:15:32,941 --> 00:15:36,403
except you and food
rolled in on a cart.

316
00:15:38,447 --> 00:15:40,699
And you laughed.

317
00:15:43,994 --> 00:15:45,371
No.

318
00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:51,752
We saw a raccoon and named it m.C.
Hammer

319
00:15:51,835 --> 00:15:54,213
'cause it had extra-furry legs.

320
00:15:56,173 --> 00:15:58,842
Like hammer pants.

321
00:15:59,593 --> 00:16:01,095
No.

322
00:16:05,057 --> 00:16:07,559
You gave me a special massage.

323
00:16:09,895 --> 00:16:12,564
With the herbal oils
in the bathroom.

324
00:16:15,859 --> 00:16:18,320
Doug...

325
00:16:18,362 --> 00:16:20,948
I was never here.

326
00:16:29,873 --> 00:16:31,834
I think I was here alone.
That's what it was.

327
00:16:31,959 --> 00:16:35,462
Oh, my God! I can't believe you!

328
00:16:35,504 --> 00:16:36,839
You were here with someone else!

329
00:16:36,922 --> 00:16:38,215
No! No! It was definitely you!

330
00:16:38,299 --> 00:16:39,341
I distinctly remember,

331
00:16:39,425 --> 00:16:40,610
'cause it was the
last time I was thin!

332
00:16:40,634 --> 00:16:41,593
You were never thin with me!

333
00:16:41,635 --> 00:16:42,803
Yes, I was!

334
00:16:42,845 --> 00:16:45,055
Doug, I think I'd remember
if you were thin, ok?

335
00:16:45,097 --> 00:16:46,783
I would remember everybody
coming up to you,

336
00:16:46,807 --> 00:16:49,160
going, "oh, my God! You look so great!
You look so fantastic!"

337
00:16:49,184 --> 00:16:51,270
You're the skinniest man
in the whole wide world!"

338
00:16:51,353 --> 00:16:53,230
Never happened!

339
00:16:55,149 --> 00:16:56,775
Get the door.

340
00:16:58,902 --> 00:16:59,862
Room service.

341
00:16:59,903 --> 00:17:01,155
Hey, great. Thank you.

342
00:17:01,196 --> 00:17:03,032
All right. Here we go.

343
00:17:04,199 --> 00:17:05,326
Doug?

344
00:17:08,078 --> 00:17:10,289
Jesse.

345
00:17:10,372 --> 00:17:12,624
How you doin', man?

346
00:17:12,708 --> 00:17:13,709
Good. Good. You?

347
00:17:13,792 --> 00:17:14,543
Pretty good. Pretty good.

348
00:17:14,668 --> 00:17:16,396
You know, still doing
the room service thing.

349
00:17:16,420 --> 00:17:17,129
Great. That's great.

350
00:17:17,171 --> 00:17:18,464
Is Beth here with you?

351
00:17:18,547 --> 00:17:21,091
Oh, my God.

352
00:17:21,175 --> 00:17:23,552
Right. Beth McGurtrie.

353
00:17:23,636 --> 00:17:25,387
That makes a lot of sense.

354
00:17:25,429 --> 00:17:26,764
Yeah. No, hi, Jesse.

355
00:17:26,805 --> 00:17:28,974
Beth hasn't been with
him for 10 years.

356
00:17:29,016 --> 00:17:31,018
Carrie Heffernan. Hi.

357
00:17:31,101 --> 00:17:33,395
Oh, man. I'm sorry.

358
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:35,731
Doug, we'll catch up later.

359
00:17:35,814 --> 00:17:37,983
Yeah.

360
00:17:42,446 --> 00:17:43,405
That was Jesse.

361
00:17:43,447 --> 00:17:44,907
Yeah, got that.

362
00:17:44,948 --> 00:17:46,617
So, you, uh-you hungry?

363
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:47,910
No, I'm not hungry, Doug.

364
00:17:47,993 --> 00:17:50,412
I'm devastated.

365
00:17:50,496 --> 00:17:51,514
Let's just-let's go home.

366
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,332
No, come on. Look,
I'm sorry, ok?

367
00:17:53,415 --> 00:17:54,833
I screwed up, but...

368
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:56,186
I obviously remembered
it as being you

369
00:17:56,210 --> 00:17:58,170
because I had such
an amazing time.

370
00:17:58,253 --> 00:18:02,174
Amazingly weird time.

371
00:18:02,257 --> 00:18:04,426
The kind of time you wish
you could do over again

372
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:06,929
with someone you really love.

373
00:18:07,012 --> 00:18:10,140
And now God has given
us that chance.

374
00:18:12,851 --> 00:18:13,852
Come here.

375
00:18:13,936 --> 00:18:15,771
No. Get off.

376
00:18:15,854 --> 00:18:17,690
Come on. Let's just
stay, all right?

377
00:18:17,731 --> 00:18:19,167
We got the mountains.
We got the lake.

378
00:18:19,191 --> 00:18:22,903
We got a beautiful, romantic,
nonrefundable room.

379
00:18:22,945 --> 00:18:26,907
Yeah, the same room you were
in with slutty mcrubdown.

380
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,743
Come on, can't we just stay

381
00:18:29,827 --> 00:18:32,371
and enjoy ourselves? I love you.

382
00:18:33,330 --> 00:18:34,456
Fine.

383
00:18:41,839 --> 00:18:44,925
Ah. Well, I see you
two broke in the bed.

384
00:18:52,266 --> 00:18:54,852
You know what? I like
this room better.

385
00:19:00,983 --> 00:19:02,568
It's a beautiful day out there.

386
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,653
Have you guys
canoed here before?

387
00:19:04,737 --> 00:19:05,654
Yeah, once.

388
00:19:05,738 --> 00:19:07,948
But I hated it.

389
00:19:07,990 --> 00:19:10,576
It was, uh-it was with the wrong person.
You know?

390
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:13,787
This one, she's the one I wanna
go rowing through life with.

391
00:19:15,664 --> 00:19:17,207
Do you have someone you love?

392
00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:18,917
No. No.

393
00:19:19,001 --> 00:19:22,087
I guess there's not much of a personal
life in the canoe game, right?

394
00:19:22,171 --> 00:19:25,758
You're married to lake chapawawa.
Am I right?

395
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:28,886
Anyhoo.

396
00:19:28,969 --> 00:19:31,680
All right. Well, let's
get going here.

397
00:19:31,764 --> 00:19:33,807
Here, honey. That's
yours right there.

398
00:19:33,891 --> 00:19:37,561
All right.

399
00:19:37,645 --> 00:19:39,104
Whoa. Whoa. It's
the perfect storm.

400
00:19:39,146 --> 00:19:41,023
All right, Doug. Please.

401
00:19:41,106 --> 00:19:42,024
Ok.

402
00:19:42,107 --> 00:19:45,027
Ah! This is nice.

403
00:19:45,110 --> 00:19:47,154
Rowing the boat, huh?

404
00:19:47,237 --> 00:19:48,237
Hey!

405
00:20:01,001 --> 00:20:02,086
Everybody!

406
00:20:14,306 --> 00:20:16,350
This is the life, huh, babe?

407
00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:17,434
Yeah, I guess.

408
00:20:17,518 --> 00:20:20,729
Whoa! Sounds like
somebody's ready to sing.

409
00:20:23,148 --> 00:20:25,401
All right, gotta save
something for the row back.

410
00:20:28,153 --> 00:20:29,446
Oh, great idea.

411
00:20:29,530 --> 00:20:31,073
There's this little
secluded spot.

412
00:20:31,115 --> 00:20:34,159
Very quiet, very romantic.

413
00:20:34,243 --> 00:20:35,869
We should go there.

414
00:20:35,911 --> 00:20:37,162
Oh, really?

415
00:20:37,204 --> 00:20:39,623
How do you know about
that spot, Doug?

416
00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:43,168
You know what? That spot sucks.

417
00:20:43,252 --> 00:20:45,337
We're gonna find a better spot.

418
00:20:45,379 --> 00:20:47,673
You know what? Doug, I'm
sorry I even said anything.

419
00:20:47,715 --> 00:20:48,841
Go to the spot.

420
00:20:48,924 --> 00:20:50,634
No! No, no, no! Stop it.

421
00:20:50,718 --> 00:20:52,487
We're not gonna go to the spot.
We'll find another one.

422
00:20:52,511 --> 00:20:54,680
Doug, I said go to the spot!
It's fine!

423
00:20:54,763 --> 00:20:56,223
No! Stop it!

424
00:20:56,307 --> 00:20:57,308
Oh, this is mature.

425
00:20:57,349 --> 00:20:58,309
Stop it!

426
00:20:58,350 --> 00:20:59,768
This is very mature.

427
00:20:59,852 --> 00:21:01,812
Stop it! Stop being
mad at me, ok?!

428
00:21:01,854 --> 00:21:03,832
I'm just out here, trying to
have a good time with you!

429
00:21:03,856 --> 00:21:06,025
Now start singing! It's fun!