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Land ho!

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Now, when we get out of the
boat here, step lively.

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Remember, this is
turtle country.

4
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It's all good. It's all good.

5
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Here we go. Ok.

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Milady.

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There we go.

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Doug. Doug.

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I got it. I got it.
Doug's got it.

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Whoo! You know what I
like about this place?

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It's totally new.

12
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Never seen it before.
Never been here before.

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Is fresh.

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So what do you wanna do?

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I don't know.

16
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Well, what do people
usually do here?

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Take in the scenery, I guess.

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Come on. What do you say?
Shall we?

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All right. Now, you see that?

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That's poison Ivy.

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Leaves of 3, let it be.

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Learned that in boy scouts.

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What else you got?

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I read in the brochure that this
area has 22 indigenous ferns.

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Wanna discover a new one
and name it Carrie?

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The canoe!

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Oh, crap!

28
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Watch it! Leaves of 3!
Leaves of 3!

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Crap! Crap!

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Cold! Cold!

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So cold.

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Cold! Cold.

33
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All right, boys, we're goin' in.

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Down goes Frazier.

35
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It's too far! I can't get it!

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Just swim!

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I just swallowed a fish!

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I don't think you did.

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I did. I think it was a sardine.

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You love sardines.

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With Mayo!

42
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All right. You know what? Bring it in.
Bring it in.

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Come on!

44
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Well, that was pretty pathetic.

45
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Well, on behalf of myself

46
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and the baby sardines
growing in my stomach,

47
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thanks for the love.

48
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So, what do we do now?

49
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You think we can
get back on foot?

50
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I'm sure we could if
we knew where we were,

51
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but I've never been
here before, remember?

52
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Is fresh!

53
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All right. You know what?

54
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We have the cell phone.

55
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We'll call information
for the hotel,

56
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and they will give
us directions back.

57
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It's, uh, Mountain
view lodge, right?

58
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I thought it was Mountain Ridge.

59
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What? No, you're wrong.

60
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No, you're wrong. Uh, excuse me.

61
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I'm the one who made
the reservation.

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I think I know the
name of the hotel.

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Uh, excuse me.

64
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You don't even remember which
girl you brought here.

65
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Fine. You know what?

66
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Just call your dad. I
left the number with him.

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Hello?

68
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Hey, dad.

69
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Who is this?

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Carrie.

71
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Listen, it's not a big deal.

72
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Doug and I are a little lost.

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Is this an emergency?

74
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Well, yeah. Kinda.

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Hold on, baby! Daddy's coming!

76
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Ok, that's not gonna work.

77
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You know what? Let me
just call information.

78
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Let them figure it out.

79
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Yeah, hey. I need the number
to Mountain lake lodge

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near lake chapawawa.

81
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Nothing?

82
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How about Mountain Ridge lodge?

83
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Lakeview? Lake Ridge?

84
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Land o' lakes. Emerson,
lake, and Palmer.

85
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Help me out here, ok?

86
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Do you happen to have a listing

87
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for an Elizabeth McGurtrie
in Staten Island?

88
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It might be Beth McGurtrie.
Check that.

89
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Oh, my God.

90
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What are you doing?

91
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No, it's a different Beth.

92
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This one's a park ranger.

93
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I can't believe
you're calling her!

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Maybe she can remember
the name of the place.

95
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This is-it's unbeli-I mean,
first you bring me here

96
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thinking that I'm her-

97
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oh, my God!

98
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How many times do I gotta
apologize for this?!

99
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I made a mistake, ok?!
Can we move on?!

100
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No, we can't move on, Doug.

101
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You know, I don't think
this is a mistake.

102
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I mean, ever since you've
lost all that weight,

103
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you've become an
insensitive jerk.

104
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What?! That's right!

105
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Fat Doug would never
do this to me.

106
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What are you talking about?

107
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Fat Doug was sensitive,
loving, caring, and kind.

108
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You never told him that.

109
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I didn't need to.

110
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Fat Doug didn't need his
ego boosted all the time.

111
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You know what? "Fat Doug"
is a little harsh.

112
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Let's go with f.D.

113
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You know why you can't
tell the difference

114
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between me and Beth McGurtrie?

115
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Because your brain has
been turned upside down

116
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from all these people
drooling all over you.

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Sickening.

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Oh, my God! You're jealous!

119
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Jealous?!

120
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That's right. I think
you liked it better

121
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when it was hottie and fatty.

122
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Now it's hottie and hottie,

123
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you gotta share the spotlight,
and you don't like it.

124
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Are you actually accusing me
of being that small and petty?

125
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For years, you're nagging
me to lose weight.

126
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"Oh, you look terrible. You're
gonna die." Blah blah blah!

127
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Turns out, you can't
handle the competition!

128
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What are you doing?

129
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What am I doing?

130
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I'm stealing your thunder.

131
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Yeah! That's thunder!

132
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Oh, get away from me!

133
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Where you going?

134
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You looking for your thunder?

135
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'Cause you ain't gonna find it.

136
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You know why? I got it all.

137
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No, I'm looking for
the hotel, brain.

138
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Well, you know what? If you
would have let me call Beth,

139
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maybe we'd find our way back.

140
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Oh, you know what? Maybe
you should call Beth

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and see if she's
still available.

142
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Oh, yeah? You'd love it if I
got back together with Beth.

143
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Then you'd be free to go
after another big boy.

144
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How's this sound? Mrs.
Dom deluise.

145
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Or better yet, hook up
with the Kool-aid man.

146
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Oh, yeah!

147
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You know, do me a favor and don't
talk to me. I'm sick of you.

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Right back at you.

149
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Is it raining?

150
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A little.

151
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We are so screwed.

152
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All right, now we're
making some progress.

153
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There's the sun.

154
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The sun always sets
in the west, right?

155
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So we must be heading west.

156
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And do you have any idea
if the hotel is west?

157
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Boy, you really hate the fact

158
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that I'm hot now, don't you?

159
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Ok, you know what?
We went too far.

160
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We should go back the other way.

161
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No, no. You're totally wrong.

162
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You don't know what
you're talking about.

163
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Oh, I don't?!

164
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You have us heading west,

165
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and you have no idea why.

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Uh, the pioneers
didn't know why,

167
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and that's how we got Texas.

168
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But I guess you'd be
fine without Texas.

169
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I just wish I knew
where we were.

170
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I mean, are we getting closer?

171
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Are we getting farther?

172
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What?

173
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What are you doing?

174
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I'm gonna see if I can
find the hotel from here.

175
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You're not gonna see anything.

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I might see something!

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I don't think you will.

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I can't talk and climb
at the same time.

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Oh, God!

180
00:08:05,769 --> 00:08:06,937
What's wrong?

181
00:08:06,978 --> 00:08:09,022
It's an owl.

182
00:08:09,106 --> 00:08:10,857
I think I'm gonna throw up.

183
00:08:10,899 --> 00:08:13,110
Who throws up from an owl?

184
00:08:13,151 --> 00:08:16,196
Look, I was expecting pine cones,
and I got a square-shaped bird.

185
00:08:16,238 --> 00:08:17,698
It's very disturbing.

186
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All right, you know what?
Just nudge it,

187
00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:20,450
and it'll fly away.

188
00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:21,594
No, I'm not gonna touch it.

189
00:08:21,618 --> 00:08:22,786
What if it bites me?

190
00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:24,329
Owls don't bite.

191
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They wear glasses.

192
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They're the nerds of the forest.

193
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All right.

194
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No, owls can't fly.

195
00:08:31,253 --> 00:08:33,088
If it doesn't fly, how'd
it get in the tree?

196
00:08:33,130 --> 00:08:35,507
Uh, I'm in the tree. Can I fly?

197
00:08:35,590 --> 00:08:37,467
Could you just push
it away, please?

198
00:08:37,509 --> 00:08:40,137
Oh. Hope it lands right on you.

199
00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:42,222
I would love that.

200
00:08:46,977 --> 00:08:48,770
Ooh... oh, my God! Are you ok?

201
00:08:48,812 --> 00:08:49,855
I think so.

202
00:08:49,938 --> 00:08:51,058
I scratched my face, though.

203
00:08:52,274 --> 00:08:53,292
All right, a little bactine,

204
00:08:53,316 --> 00:08:54,985
and you will be good as new.

205
00:08:55,026 --> 00:08:56,236
Oh, suddenly I'm deformed,

206
00:08:56,319 --> 00:08:58,447
and you're nice to me.

207
00:08:58,530 --> 00:09:01,033
You got a real beauty and the
beast thing going, don't you?

208
00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:02,617
Are you crazy?!

209
00:09:02,659 --> 00:09:04,703
Crazy ugly, just the
way you like 'em!

210
00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,222
Well, now I'm taking
you down with me.

211
00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:09,833
Oh, where are you going?
What are you doing?

212
00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:10,584
I'm finding some leaves of 3,

213
00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:12,961
and then I'm gonna mess you up.

214
00:09:13,045 --> 00:09:14,212
What?

215
00:09:14,296 --> 00:09:15,714
Yeah.

216
00:09:15,797 --> 00:09:18,008
Kiss that sweet,
unblemished skin good-bye.

217
00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:20,385
Doug, are you seriously
gonna attack me

218
00:09:20,469 --> 00:09:22,387
with poison Ivy?

219
00:09:22,471 --> 00:09:24,765
I mean, is that the way
it's gonna end for us?

220
00:09:26,683 --> 00:09:28,143
No.

221
00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:32,481
My hand itches now.

222
00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:43,801
I don't believe anyone
ever made fire this way.

223
00:09:43,825 --> 00:09:45,118
I just don't.

224
00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,120
And I don't believe
the only thing

225
00:09:47,162 --> 00:09:48,705
you ever learned
from the boy scouts

226
00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:51,166
was how many leaves
poison Ivy has.

227
00:09:51,208 --> 00:09:53,877
And now you have poison Ivy!

228
00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,962
I'm going to sleep.

229
00:10:14,064 --> 00:10:18,151
Oh, wow. That's the north star.

230
00:10:18,193 --> 00:10:20,445
That way must be north.

231
00:10:20,529 --> 00:10:24,616
And do you know if
the hotel is north?

232
00:10:27,369 --> 00:10:29,579
I hate the sky.

233
00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:36,211
Actually, it's kind
of beautiful tonight.

234
00:10:46,388 --> 00:10:48,765
That better be a rat.

235
00:10:53,437 --> 00:10:56,857
Just thinking, you know,
it's you and I...

236
00:10:56,940 --> 00:11:02,112
Alone in the woods...
About to die...

237
00:11:02,154 --> 00:11:03,905
It's kind of romantic.
You want to, uh-

238
00:11:03,989 --> 00:11:06,742
what planet are you on?

239
00:11:08,660 --> 00:11:10,537
I just don't think we
should go to bed angry.

240
00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:12,039
Well, we're not going to bed.

241
00:11:12,122 --> 00:11:14,291
We're going to twigs.

242
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:15,292
Well, then, I don't think

243
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,627
we should go to twigs
angry, either.

244
00:11:22,966 --> 00:11:25,427
All right, last
chance, 'cause...

245
00:11:25,469 --> 00:11:27,304
I'm shuttin' her down.

246
00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:37,647
Hey.

247
00:11:37,689 --> 00:11:40,192
Hello.

248
00:11:40,275 --> 00:11:41,275
What's wrong with you?

249
00:11:41,318 --> 00:11:43,987
Nothing.

250
00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:45,697
You always say nothing

251
00:11:45,781 --> 00:11:47,908
when it's something.

252
00:11:47,991 --> 00:11:50,077
What is it?

253
00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,621
You know very well what it is.

254
00:11:54,373 --> 00:11:55,832
No, I don't.

255
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,251
You totally made me the bad
cop today with Arthur.

256
00:11:58,335 --> 00:12:00,128
You had no right to do that.

257
00:12:01,004 --> 00:12:03,256
Oh, excuse me.

258
00:12:05,050 --> 00:12:07,594
Uh... sorry.

259
00:12:07,677 --> 00:12:10,680
Um, Danny said I can
borrow the PlayStation,

260
00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:13,266
and Doug keeps it up here, so...

261
00:12:13,350 --> 00:12:15,435
Fine. I just...

262
00:12:15,519 --> 00:12:17,396
Wasn't expecting you.

263
00:12:19,648 --> 00:12:21,691
Sure.

264
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,318
We were kind of, uh...

265
00:12:23,402 --> 00:12:25,153
In the middle of
something here, Deac.

266
00:12:28,365 --> 00:12:30,909
Are you guys both
sleeping in here?

267
00:12:30,992 --> 00:12:33,078
Yeah.

268
00:12:33,161 --> 00:12:34,806
Well, you know there's a
futon in the other room,

269
00:12:34,830 --> 00:12:36,581
and there's a cou-

270
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,917
never mind.

271
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,669
Would you just leave, please?!

272
00:12:40,711 --> 00:12:41,628
Believe me, I'm not
looking for any reason

273
00:12:41,712 --> 00:12:42,963
to hang around.

274
00:12:44,881 --> 00:12:47,426
Look...

275
00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:52,764
I'm sorry about what
happened today.

276
00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:54,683
All right, I just thought
that the easiest way

277
00:12:54,766 --> 00:12:57,269
to deal with Arthur was
to give in to him.

278
00:12:57,352 --> 00:12:59,062
Of course that's
the easiest way.

279
00:12:59,104 --> 00:13:00,624
But if we always take
the easy way out,

280
00:13:00,689 --> 00:13:02,774
how's he ever gonna learn?

281
00:13:04,401 --> 00:13:06,778
Well, he is almost 80.

282
00:13:08,405 --> 00:13:10,258
Look, why don't we get a good
night's sleep, all right?

283
00:13:10,282 --> 00:13:12,159
And in the morning, we'll
sit down with Arthur,

284
00:13:12,242 --> 00:13:15,620
and we'll tell him there are
certain rules in this house

285
00:13:15,704 --> 00:13:17,956
and he has to live by them.

286
00:13:46,443 --> 00:13:49,446
Ok, still in the woods.

287
00:13:52,157 --> 00:13:53,658
I can't believe there are people

288
00:13:53,742 --> 00:13:55,827
who actually go
camping by choice.

289
00:13:57,952 --> 00:14:00,246
Oh, my God, what if we never
find our way out of here?

290
00:14:00,271 --> 00:14:02,398
That would be bad, Doug.

291
00:14:03,793 --> 00:14:06,004
You know what? Maybe we
should just live here,

292
00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:08,298
start a new society,

293
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,216
learn to talk with
the chipmunks.

294
00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:13,386
You can't even touch an
owl without gagging.

295
00:14:13,469 --> 00:14:15,138
Now you're talking to chipmunks?

296
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:17,348
Ok, you know what? I won't
start my own society.

297
00:14:17,432 --> 00:14:18,432
Ok, you happy now?

298
00:14:18,474 --> 00:14:19,934
Yes. I'm thrilled.

299
00:14:20,018 --> 00:14:22,604
All right, let's get moving.

300
00:14:22,645 --> 00:14:26,816
I think we should go, uh...
this way.

301
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:30,195
No, that's the way we came from.

302
00:14:30,278 --> 00:14:35,283
No, that... is... the way...
We came... from!

303
00:14:35,366 --> 00:14:39,120
Talking... like... this...
Doesn't... scare... me!

304
00:14:39,204 --> 00:14:41,372
Ok, you know what?
I have an idea.

305
00:14:41,456 --> 00:14:44,417
How 'bout you go your
way, I'll go mine?

306
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,461
Smartest idea you've had ever.

307
00:14:46,544 --> 00:14:48,004
Terrific!

308
00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:49,964
Oh, and don't go startin'
your own society.

309
00:14:50,006 --> 00:14:51,216
That's my thing!

310
00:15:12,070 --> 00:15:14,948
Doug?

311
00:15:14,989 --> 00:15:16,783
Doug!

312
00:15:29,546 --> 00:15:31,798
God bless her, she got away!

313
00:15:31,881 --> 00:15:33,675
Attagirl!

314
00:15:58,366 --> 00:16:01,786
I'll have the
egg-white omelet...

315
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,788
And...

316
00:16:52,629 --> 00:16:55,506
I will survive!

317
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:59,010
I choose life!

318
00:17:21,658 --> 00:17:23,284
Could I get the check?

319
00:17:23,326 --> 00:17:26,037
Oh, and a map to
rescue my husband.

320
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,120
Thanks.

321
00:17:37,966 --> 00:17:40,134
Doug?

322
00:17:40,218 --> 00:17:41,803
Carrie?

323
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:43,846
Is that you crying?

324
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,015
No.

325
00:17:46,057 --> 00:17:48,685
Follow my voice. I
found a way out.

326
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:57,026
Hey!

327
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:11,708
What do I do?

328
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,126
Just cross over the bridge.

329
00:18:13,167 --> 00:18:14,586
Are you crazy?!

330
00:18:14,669 --> 00:18:16,379
Come on. You can do it.

331
00:18:28,266 --> 00:18:29,559
Cross over the bridge.

332
00:18:29,601 --> 00:18:31,728
Easy for you.

333
00:18:31,769 --> 00:18:33,521
You're on the right side.

334
00:18:36,858 --> 00:18:39,235
Shaba-lama...

335
00:18:40,862 --> 00:18:42,405
You're doing great.

336
00:18:51,539 --> 00:18:52,624
Gaa-vuch!

337
00:18:54,626 --> 00:18:56,211
Oh, God!

338
00:18:59,547 --> 00:19:00,924
You're fine! You're fine!

339
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:04,135
I'm not fine!

340
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,262
Get me a helicopter now!

341
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:07,722
Doug, you don't
need a helicopter.

342
00:19:07,805 --> 00:19:10,516
I really think a
helicopter's the way to go.

343
00:19:10,558 --> 00:19:13,811
Doug, listen to me.
You can do this.

344
00:19:13,895 --> 00:19:15,813
I can't. This
bridge'll never hold.

345
00:19:15,897 --> 00:19:17,106
Yes, it will.

346
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,900
Look, you're not fat anymore.

347
00:19:18,942 --> 00:19:19,942
You're light as air.

348
00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:23,154
I know you're lying now.

349
00:19:23,238 --> 00:19:25,114
I'm going back. I'll live here.

350
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,825
You start a new life
with dom deluise.

351
00:19:27,909 --> 00:19:29,244
No, Doug, stop.

352
00:19:29,327 --> 00:19:31,955
I don't want dom deluise.
I want you, ok?

353
00:19:34,415 --> 00:19:35,333
Really?

354
00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:36,376
Yes.

355
00:19:36,417 --> 00:19:37,937
Now, look, I know I
went a little crazy

356
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,003
with this Beth thing

357
00:19:39,087 --> 00:19:40,004
and you losing all the weight

358
00:19:40,088 --> 00:19:41,673
and getting all
that attention...

359
00:19:41,756 --> 00:19:43,758
'Cause you-you
stole my thunder.

360
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,593
You know? And, uh...

361
00:19:45,635 --> 00:19:47,595
Didn't love it.

362
00:19:47,637 --> 00:19:49,597
Can't blame a girl for
wanting her thunder.

363
00:19:49,681 --> 00:19:51,432
But the thing is, Doug,

364
00:19:51,516 --> 00:19:53,643
you deserve the attention, ok?

365
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:56,813
And-and I love you,
and I'm so sorry,

366
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,898
and I know that you
are skinny enough

367
00:19:58,940 --> 00:20:00,692
to make it across this bridge.

368
00:20:00,775 --> 00:20:04,070
Then why did that
little thingy break?

369
00:20:04,153 --> 00:20:05,530
'Cause you're still kinda big.

370
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,073
Now run. Come on, honey.

371
00:20:07,156 --> 00:20:08,616
Come on, baby!

372
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:16,082
Oh, I love you so much.

373
00:20:17,292 --> 00:20:19,794
I love you, too.

374
00:20:19,878 --> 00:20:23,298
What happened to you? It's
only been 45 minutes.

375
00:20:23,339 --> 00:20:25,174
I went a little overboard.

376
00:20:28,469 --> 00:20:29,869
You know, let's go
to hers hey park.

377
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,431
Yeah.

378
00:20:42,150 --> 00:20:44,068
Hey. Hey. Hi.

379
00:20:46,654 --> 00:20:47,989
Where's my dad?

380
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,449
I will survive!

381
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:52,118
Oh, God!