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There we go.

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Carrie, hi, it's Debra

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from Murphy, Blatt,
and Sherman calling.

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Just following up on your
interview with us today.

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It was wonderful meeting you.

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Unfortunately, it looks like

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we're gonna go with
someone else for the job,

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but, uh, hey, listen,
I ran out at lunch

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and I bought a pair of those
great shoes you had on.

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I love them. Thanks for the tip.
Ok, bye.

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I just had the best interview.

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I met with one of these
female partners, ok?

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And we totally hit it off.

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You know, I actually like this
firm better than my old firm,

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so screw them for
firing me, you know?

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I guess everything just
happens for a reason.

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You know when I knew
I really nailed it?

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When she said she loved my shoes

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and asked me where I got them.

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Oh, there's a message!

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Uh, phone bad. Phone bad.

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Why? Did she call?
What'd she say?

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Well, she did love the shoes.

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I didn't get the job?

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It's all right. Come on now.

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It's gonna be all right.

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You just said everything
happens for a reason.

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Come on. We both know
that that's crap.

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I'm sorry, darling.

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I take it things didn't work
out with your interview.

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No.

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I trust you'll give
me ample notice

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if I need to make other
living arrangements.

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Dad, don't worry. We're
not gonna kick you out

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no matter how tight money gets.

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Would it be possible to
get that in writing?

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Arthur, go!

38
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I've been on, like,
5,000 job interviews.

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I can't do this anymore.

40
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I think I know what
might cheer you up.

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Would someone like a little
man-breast puppet theater?

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Coco, why you so upset?

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Come over here.

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I can't quite-a
make it over there.

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I'm not huge enough.

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You must eat more cheese.

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Is this nipple on?

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You know what I wish I could do?

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I wish I could just forget this
whole job search thing for a while

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and just, you know, focus on me.

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What do you mean?

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Well, I don't know.

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I mean, I've been
working since I was 17.

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There's a million things I
would do if I had the time.

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Like what?

56
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Like I've always wanted
to read the great gatsby,

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and I wanted to, like,
really learn how to cook.

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There's a million things
around here I wanted to do.

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And, oh! You remember
when I wanted to start

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my own business, making
designer cell phone cases?

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You know, decorating
them with vintage, um,

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fabric and fur?

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What do you think? You
think I'd be good at that?

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I've never personally
seen you work with fur,

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but I'm optimistic.

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So, what do you think?

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You think I could just
take some time for me

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and, you know, just find myself?

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You know what? Yeah, I
think you should do that.

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We'll be all right.

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We got enough savings, and
you've got a little severance.

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Oh, my God, Doug. This is-thank you.
It's gonna be great.

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I'll tell you what
would be great.

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If you would introduce
me and lefty

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to your lady-breast friends.

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Where are you going? Come on!
I got beers in the van!

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Hey. What are you doing
with that coffee maker?

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- Ah, the thing broke.
- The glass thing that holds the coffee.

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The carafe?

80
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Ok, we're in America.
Speak English.

81
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Anyway, you gotta get a new one
that fits that, all right?

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Ok, I'll take care of it.

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Great, thanks. Look.

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What's this, honey?

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What?

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My commute.

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Nice. You want me to grope you

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so you feel like
you're on the subway?

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You didn't get your
fill of that last night

90
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when you thought I was sleepin'?

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I'm not proud of last night.
Can we move on?

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Honey, I love this.

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I just feel so energized.
Look at this.

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I got my book,

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and I got all our
old pictures out,

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and I'm gonna
cross-reference them

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with my old day planner

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to get the right dates on the back.
How great is that?

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Doesn't sound like something a Doug
Heffernan would sink his teeth into,

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but you go to town.

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All right, I gotta get going.
See you later.

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Ok, bye, honey.

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When did we go to this
jackass' wedding?

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Oh, "Dr. Phil confronts
giant babies."

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Sweet!

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I'm gonna go in a little early

107
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'cause I gotta hit
Starbucks 'cause the, uh,

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the coffee thing's
still broken there.

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Hi.

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Oh, hey, baby.

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What's, uh, what's for dinner?

112
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Oh. I already ate at 4:00.
I'm sorry.

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I'm not that hungry.

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I am.

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Doug. Doug, I'm sorry.

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Honey, I'm so tired,

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I can't even think straight.

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So, how's the, uh, great gatsby?

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Oh, it's good. I like it.

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Hey, what's it about?

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Um, just some great
guy named gatsby.

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Ok.

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I'm just gonna move
this guy over here,

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get him ready for his trip.

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There she is.

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Ok.

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Hey, man. Didn't see
you this morning.

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Yeah, I was a little late.
I went running.

129
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Hey, can I ask you something?

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What?

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What does Kelly do all day?

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You're interested in Kelly?

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I think about Kelly.

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I guess she, uh, gets the
kids ready in the morning,

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takes them to school,
runs some errands,

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makes dinner, then
we crawl into bed,

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and usually sometime
during the 11:00 news

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she opens for business.

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Even after a full day like
that, she opens for business?!

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You don't even gotta
bang on the door?!

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No.

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Son of a mother!

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What?

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Carrie-I mean, she's home,

145
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and she came up with this whole
plan about finding herself,

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but she's not doing anything.

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She made you a pretty
fine-looking lunch.

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I made it!

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I was up at 6 A.M.
grilling flank steak

150
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just to cheer myself up.

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C- can I have a piece?

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Yeah.

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Not only is she doing
nothing during the day,

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but the other night I tried
to get something going,

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and she said she was "so tired
she couldn't think straight."

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Ok, first of all, what the
hell are you so tired from?

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And second, why does
she have to think?

158
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It's not like I've got a
rubik's cube down there.

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Hey, honey. Whatcha doing?

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Just making some eggs.

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Oh, can I have some?

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Sure.

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I'd, uh, make you
some coffee, but...

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Thing's still broken.

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Darling, I've been perusing
the classifieds for you,

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and I have found some
interesting options.

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Have you ever considered
dancing exotically?

168
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Dad, you would want
your own daughter

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to strip naked in
front of strangers?

170
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You just shut down.

171
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It's like they're
not even there.

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Hey, guys. Hey, hol.

173
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Arthur, ready for your walk?

174
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Yes, and apropos to nothing,

175
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how would you like to have
a long-term houseguest?

176
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Why? Are you having a problem?

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I'm not.

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Carrie, is everything-

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everything is fine!

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Dad, I said we're not gonna kick
you out on the street, all right?!

181
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Then why won't you
put it in writing?!

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Ok. Who's ready for a walk?

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Looks like you're
doing your thing,

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so, uh, I'm just
gonna get going.

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Yeah, I better get
on my stuff, too.

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Ok, bye-bye, now.

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Bye, hon.

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00:10:02,334 --> 00:10:04,469
Uh, supervisor? Uh, well, my-

189
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a man with no education
to make a living.

190
00:10:23,555 --> 00:10:26,057
Nigel says he's proud of
his criminal activities,

191
00:10:26,124 --> 00:10:30,061
especially the fact that he's
recently become a successful pimp

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with a stable of prostitutes
who sell their bodies for him.

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Something his mom
knows nothing about.

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Good day.

195
00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:52,600
Doug, what are you doing?

196
00:10:52,668 --> 00:10:56,304
Just waiting for judge hatchett
to hand down her decision.

197
00:10:56,372 --> 00:10:57,605
Doug!

198
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I'm coming around.

199
00:11:02,878 --> 00:11:04,245
Would you please explain to me

200
00:11:04,313 --> 00:11:07,732
why you were outside spying
on me like a 2-year-old?

201
00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:10,668
Uh, not a whole lot of
2-year-old spies out there.

202
00:11:10,736 --> 00:11:12,297
And the only reason I'm
checking up on you

203
00:11:12,321 --> 00:11:14,599
is because I just don't get
what you're doing here all day!

204
00:11:14,623 --> 00:11:16,034
You know what I'm doing.
We've discussed this.

205
00:11:16,058 --> 00:11:17,085
No, I know what you
said you were gonna do,

206
00:11:17,109 --> 00:11:18,760
but I mean, look at this.

207
00:11:18,828 --> 00:11:20,922
You said you were gonna put
together a photo album, right?

208
00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:22,814
Well, here we are
in Philadelphia.

209
00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:25,950
And... black!

210
00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:28,770
I mean, look at all these
pictures just sitting here.

211
00:11:28,837 --> 00:11:30,305
They got Chinese
food all over them.

212
00:11:30,372 --> 00:11:31,606
Look. Look at this.

213
00:11:31,674 --> 00:11:34,008
There's chow mein on my face.

214
00:11:34,075 --> 00:11:35,843
That's in the picture.

215
00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,180
Well, it's not just that.

216
00:11:39,247 --> 00:11:40,581
What about the cell phone cases

217
00:11:40,650 --> 00:11:42,183
and all this reading
you're gonna do?

218
00:11:42,251 --> 00:11:43,284
The great gatsby-

219
00:11:43,352 --> 00:11:45,520
do you even know why
he's so great yet?

220
00:11:45,587 --> 00:11:48,123
What are you, my boss?
I have to prove to you

221
00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:49,658
all the work that
I've been doing?

222
00:11:49,725 --> 00:11:51,492
What? I have to ask you
for a bathroom key

223
00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:53,294
next time I have to go?

224
00:11:53,362 --> 00:11:55,229
Just help me understand this.

225
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:56,798
Ok, humor me here.

226
00:11:56,865 --> 00:12:00,535
Ok, tell me what you did
yesterday, besides watch TV

227
00:12:00,603 --> 00:12:03,037
and play the beginning of
the rose on the piano.

228
00:12:03,105 --> 00:12:04,315
All right, you know what?
I am done talking to you.

229
00:12:04,339 --> 00:12:05,773
This conversation is over.

230
00:12:05,841 --> 00:12:07,709
Oh, I'll tell you
when this is over,

231
00:12:07,776 --> 00:12:08,920
because I'm still talking.
Well, good.

232
00:12:08,944 --> 00:12:10,110
Have fun talking to yourself.

233
00:12:16,786 --> 00:12:18,019
What are you doing?

234
00:12:18,086 --> 00:12:21,689
I am testing pens to see
which ones are dry.

235
00:12:24,459 --> 00:12:26,360
Are you kidding me?!

236
00:12:28,230 --> 00:12:29,263
Look, Doug,

237
00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:31,065
I know it doesn't
look like I've gotten

238
00:12:31,132 --> 00:12:32,767
a lot of work done around here,

239
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,502
but I-i have been thinking

240
00:12:34,570 --> 00:12:37,255
about what my cell phones
are gonna look like, ok?

241
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:39,551
And I have been thinking about
how to arrange those pictures.

242
00:12:39,575 --> 00:12:40,819
You ever heard of that?
Thinking?

243
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,343
Yeah, I heard of thinking.

244
00:12:42,411 --> 00:12:43,528
I have a question for you.

245
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,762
You ever heard of dinner?!

246
00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:46,197
What?

247
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,616
Yeah. You think one day here
while you're deep in thought,

248
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:52,620
you might just bump into the stove
and accidentally cook me something?!

249
00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:57,274
Oh, so that's what this is all about.
Food. That's a shocker.

250
00:12:57,342 --> 00:12:59,144
You know what? It
wouldn't be about food

251
00:12:59,211 --> 00:13:00,522
if I could get myself
a hot cup of coffee,

252
00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:02,157
but the coffeemaker's been
sitting in the doorway

253
00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:04,048
for the last 2 weeks!

254
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,793
You think you could find
yourself a half hour

255
00:13:05,817 --> 00:13:09,386
to go out and get a new
glass pitcher thing?!

256
00:13:09,454 --> 00:13:13,207
Ok, you still can't
remember the word "carafe"?

257
00:13:13,275 --> 00:13:16,111
I'm not calling it that.
It sounds fruity!

258
00:13:16,178 --> 00:13:17,612
Well, you think you can help out

259
00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,647
by putting a lid back
on the pen here?

260
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:21,449
These are all dry, thank you.

261
00:13:21,517 --> 00:13:24,602
Look, I understand
you're upset, ok?

262
00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:26,103
And you think I'm
the bad guy here,

263
00:13:26,171 --> 00:13:28,856
but don't you find it
the slightest bit odd

264
00:13:28,924 --> 00:13:31,525
that we're paying for
someone to walk your father

265
00:13:31,594 --> 00:13:33,160
while you're home on the couch

266
00:13:33,228 --> 00:13:36,831
with fully-functioning legs?

267
00:13:38,267 --> 00:13:41,418
I am finding myself.

268
00:13:41,443 --> 00:13:42,860
Ok, well, let me help you.

269
00:13:42,885 --> 00:13:44,372
Here you are! Right in there!

270
00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:46,024
That's you! I found you!

271
00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:47,509
Now make some chicken!

272
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:53,716
So how are things at
the senior center?

273
00:13:53,784 --> 00:13:55,528
You ever figure out who
stole all that applesauce?

274
00:13:55,552 --> 00:13:56,569
Can we drop the chitchat

275
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,120
and address the huge elephant

276
00:13:58,187 --> 00:14:00,322
that's in the room here?

277
00:14:00,389 --> 00:14:02,024
What are you talking about?

278
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,725
This family's
financial situation.

279
00:14:03,793 --> 00:14:05,127
You canceled my dog Walker,

280
00:14:05,195 --> 00:14:07,696
you're no longer offering
coffee in the kitchen.

281
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:09,365
We're clearly going under.

282
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,867
We're not going under.

283
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,218
Oh, come on. This is the walk

284
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:16,305
when you just leave me
in the woods, isn't it?

285
00:14:16,373 --> 00:14:17,506
No! Everything's fine!

286
00:14:17,574 --> 00:14:20,258
I told you that the only
reason I'm walking you

287
00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:21,593
and cooking and doing errands

288
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,094
is because Doug is making me.

289
00:14:24,481 --> 00:14:26,615
Well, you are home.

290
00:14:26,682 --> 00:14:30,852
What's wrong with doing
things for your husband?

291
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:33,773
Nothing. Just a lot of
things I want to do,

292
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,240
you know, like, for me.

293
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:38,711
Like I wanted to do
all this reading

294
00:14:38,779 --> 00:14:42,681
and had this idea to make
designer cell phone cases.

295
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:45,183
Maybe it's time to
stop blaming Douglas

296
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:49,421
and start following your dream.

297
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:52,424
I think cell phone razors
are a brilliant idea.

298
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,260
You talk. You shave.

299
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,495
It's marvelous.

300
00:14:56,563 --> 00:15:00,149
Cell phone cases, dad. Cases.

301
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:06,771
Well... Good luck with that.

302
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:14,530
Hey, you guys, I went
to the craft store,

303
00:15:14,598 --> 00:15:16,031
and I got some more fabric.

304
00:15:16,099 --> 00:15:18,166
And I also got the
little plastic hot dogs

305
00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:20,536
for the "take me out to
the ball game" phones.

306
00:15:20,604 --> 00:15:22,037
How you guys doing?

307
00:15:22,105 --> 00:15:24,773
I'm about halfway through gluing
the rhinestones on these.

308
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:28,410
Should be very popular
with the fey crowd.

309
00:15:28,478 --> 00:15:32,030
Thank you guys so much
for helping me out here.

310
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,882
Can I take a break?

311
00:15:33,950 --> 00:15:36,952
Mmm, actually, Mickey,
you know what?

312
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,422
Um, people are gonna be
coming here in a few hours,

313
00:15:39,489 --> 00:15:41,000
so why don't you just finish
what you're doing there,

314
00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:42,624
and then we'll see
where we're at, ok?

315
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:43,892
So, all right, now, all these

316
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,604
are for the cowgirl-themed
phones, all right?

317
00:15:45,628 --> 00:15:47,396
So you guys glue on the lassos,

318
00:15:47,464 --> 00:15:50,199
and I'll-I'll sew on the denim.

319
00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:55,020
I'm so thirsty.

320
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,755
Hey, what's going on?

321
00:15:56,823 --> 00:16:00,643
Hey, honey. I am
officially out of my funk.

322
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:03,395
I am finally making
my cell phone cases.

323
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,747
Really? That's great!

324
00:16:04,815 --> 00:16:06,081
Yeah. Hey, check this one out.

325
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:14,189
Wow. Fuzzy.

326
00:16:14,257 --> 00:16:17,793
Yes, and I invited a few people
over tonight for a little party

327
00:16:17,861 --> 00:16:20,129
so I can whip these
out and sell 'em.

328
00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:21,196
Who'd you invite?

329
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,265
Oh, just some of our
friends, the neighbors,

330
00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:24,667
some people you work with.

331
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,635
Well, ain't that nice?

332
00:16:26,702 --> 00:16:28,570
Yeah. Yeah.

333
00:16:28,638 --> 00:16:30,118
Well, it worked for
tupperware, right?

334
00:16:32,876 --> 00:16:35,110
Tupperware was a good idea.

335
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,031
Ok.

336
00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:41,549
Uh, hello.

337
00:16:41,618 --> 00:16:44,503
I just want to thank
everyone for coming.

338
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:47,372
I know you're all wondering
what you're doing here.

339
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,475
Um, as you may know, I've
been out of work for a while.

340
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,711
It's ok. It's ok. It's ok.

341
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,730
Anyway, um, while
I've been home,

342
00:16:54,798 --> 00:16:56,064
I started my own business

343
00:16:56,132 --> 00:16:58,433
making designer
cell phone cases,

344
00:16:58,502 --> 00:17:00,703
and because you guys
are all my friends,

345
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,972
I wanted to give you first
crack at buying them,

346
00:17:03,039 --> 00:17:06,274
so may I present to you...

347
00:17:06,342 --> 00:17:08,159
Mobile homes!

348
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,837
Mobile homes! I get it!

349
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:21,673
They're decorative homes
for your mobile phone.

350
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,408
Exactly.

351
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,410
Wow. You made these?

352
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,945
They're gorgeous.

353
00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:28,447
But I bet they're expensive.

354
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:30,649
Not for what you're getting.

355
00:17:35,238 --> 00:17:39,040
Are the little hairs on the back
of your neck standing up, too?

356
00:17:39,108 --> 00:17:42,244
Darling, I dropped
my cell phone again.

357
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:45,614
I wish I had a
protective case phone-

358
00:17:45,681 --> 00:17:47,383
uh, phone cell-

359
00:17:47,450 --> 00:17:49,918
I mean, case cell-oh, damn it!

360
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:58,260
Ok, so who's first?

361
00:17:59,763 --> 00:18:02,964
Uh, well, how much
is this jets one?

362
00:18:03,032 --> 00:18:06,351
Oh, the jets one is 45.

363
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,053
Dollars?

364
00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:10,656
Yeah, I know it
seems kind of high,

365
00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:12,891
but you want to protect
your phone, don't you?

366
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,010
My phone was free.

367
00:18:15,078 --> 00:18:16,912
How about you, Spence?

368
00:18:16,979 --> 00:18:20,549
Oh, you know, I have a combo PDA
phone, and it's not gonna fit.

369
00:18:20,616 --> 00:18:22,600
Oh, no. I made these
to fit any phone.

370
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:23,669
Well, actually, the, uh-

371
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:24,870
yeah, let me see. Give it.

372
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,939
Ok, look. You see, you just-

373
00:18:27,007 --> 00:18:28,474
you gotta-

374
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:29,608
you just gotta-

375
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:31,843
you gotta work it. There you go.
All right.

376
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:32,961
See? Perfect.

377
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:37,399
Well, uh, oh, I think
it's dialing somebody.

378
00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:38,644
Like you can't use a
new friend, right?

379
00:18:38,668 --> 00:18:39,735
All right. Come on, Holly.

380
00:18:39,803 --> 00:18:41,870
You like your denim, right?

381
00:18:41,938 --> 00:18:43,238
Holly, you like your denim.

382
00:18:43,305 --> 00:18:47,543
How about a little denim
cowgirl cell phone case, huh?

383
00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:50,963
Well, it's just, um, you
recently laid me off,

384
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:51,964
and I don't really
have a lot of-

385
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,382
ok, you're rehired. It's $50.

386
00:18:53,450 --> 00:18:54,566
Ok. Ok.

387
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:55,778
Here you go. Great. Thank you.

388
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,419
There you go. Aah! Ow!

389
00:18:57,486 --> 00:18:59,021
The little lasso cut me.

390
00:18:59,088 --> 00:19:02,040
I'm ok. I'm ok. I'm ok.

391
00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:07,812
What is-what is wrong
with you people?

392
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:08,980
I mean, why-

393
00:19:09,049 --> 00:19:11,750
why are none of you
looking directly at me?

394
00:19:13,702 --> 00:19:16,037
Oh, my God.

395
00:19:16,105 --> 00:19:18,240
What am I doing?

396
00:19:18,307 --> 00:19:21,409
These are awful.

397
00:19:21,477 --> 00:19:22,477
No, they're not.

398
00:19:24,213 --> 00:19:25,981
They're awful... great.

399
00:19:27,650 --> 00:19:29,818
I'm-I'm so sorry.

400
00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:35,423
A little eye contact
would have killed you?

401
00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:40,879
Hey.

402
00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:42,614
What am I doing?

403
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,584
I'm gluing plastic hot
dogs on cell phones

404
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:47,218
and making my friends buy them.

405
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:50,989
They're nice.

406
00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:52,657
Oh, shut up.

407
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:55,159
Would you make those
people go away?

408
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,388
Yeah, I'll take care of it.

409
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,957
You know, I thought
I hit rock bottom

410
00:20:09,025 --> 00:20:11,036
when I was laying on the
couch all day doing nothing,

411
00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:12,728
but this is worse.

412
00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:15,530
Look at me. I have no job.
I have no life.

413
00:20:15,598 --> 00:20:19,868
I'm not finding myself.
I'm totally lost.

414
00:20:19,936 --> 00:20:22,154
So-so you feel lost.

415
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,323
You don't think I've
felt lost before?

416
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,259
You don't think the
great gatsby was lost

417
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:29,194
before he became a magician?

418
00:20:34,616 --> 00:20:36,218
He's a magician?

419
00:20:36,285 --> 00:20:37,719
What the hell else could he be?

420
00:20:37,786 --> 00:20:40,488
He's the great gatsby!

421
00:20:43,893 --> 00:20:47,495
Look, you're gonna find
yourself eventually.

422
00:20:47,563 --> 00:20:50,598
You know, for now, maybe you
just need to lie on the couch.

423
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,984
And then maybe you'll go
out and find a new job.

424
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:56,155
You know, maybe you'll do
the cell phone cases again.

425
00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:58,823
Although, you know,
I'm not pushing that.

426
00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:01,837
Whatever you decide to do,

427
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,795
I want you to know
I'm here for you

428
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:06,465
and I love you.

429
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:08,083
Thanks.

430
00:21:08,151 --> 00:21:10,986
I knew there was a reason
I keep you around.

431
00:21:11,054 --> 00:21:12,737
I think I got it.

432
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:15,807
Darling, I've dropped my
cellophane case phone.

433
00:21:17,326 --> 00:21:18,776
Damn it!

434
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:20,278
Mickey, let's run it again.

435
00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:28,454
Darling, I've dropped
my call phone again.

436
00:21:28,522 --> 00:21:30,023
I wish I had a
protective coating

437
00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:32,158
on my coastal phone.

438
00:21:32,225 --> 00:21:34,059
Oh, this is torture.