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Hey. Hey, babe.

2
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Ugh. I gotta learn to
put a few more minutes

3
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between toothbrushing
and orange juice.

4
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Now, don't forget, we have that
show at the art gallery tonight.

5
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Oh, God.

6
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Come on, you can
keep yourself busy

7
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by looking for paintings
with boobies.

8
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Oh, yeah, like boobies in
paintings are a real turn-on.

9
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They got like one boobie here, a
boobie on her head... it's crazy.

10
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All right, look,
here's the address,

11
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go straight from work,
the gallery's in soho.

12
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It's in an old
meat-packing warehouse.

13
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Ok, so they took out
beef and moved in art.

14
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I have nothing more
to say to you.

15
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God, this is brutal.

16
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I can't believe Carrie's
making me do this.

17
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Hey, thanks for
coming with me, man.

18
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Thanks for rescuing me from
Kelly's American idol party.

19
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Man, Denise would've loved this.

20
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This is the first gallery
opening I've been to since...

21
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Since she dumped you?

22
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She didn't dump me, ok?

23
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We parted at her request.

24
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Why don't you just chill
out and get some wine?

25
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Where the hell is Carrie?

26
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What's the matter?

27
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Nothing. I just got a
little museum head.

28
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Oh, uh, go ahead, take it.

29
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No, no. Go ahead.

30
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I heard it's a zinfandel,
so no big loss.

31
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Well, according to my
wine enthusiasts' club,

32
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zinfandel is the new Merlot.

33
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You're kidding, right?

34
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What's next? We start
chilling chiantis?

35
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Oh, my God, no.

36
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What?

37
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See that girl over there?

38
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That's Trish Flintoff.

39
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I dated her, like, 10 years ago.

40
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Yeah, and what happened?

41
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Oh, the way I ended
things, I was-

42
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- what you call in the business.
- A "jackass."

43
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You know what?
Pull in here, man.

44
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Guy, take it easy, man. You've
been married for, like, 8 years.

45
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I know, you know, but I
cannot be seen by her, ok?

46
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She's on my "top 3 most most
awkward people to run into" list.

47
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Right after this friend of my
dad's, who taught me to wrestle.

48
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Sorry about that, guys.

49
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I just got asked out on a date.

50
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Good for you, man. Where is she?

51
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Uh, it's that guy over there.
By the way,

52
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if you like sheep's milk, do
not miss the cheese table.

53
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Ok, it's not what you
think, all right?

54
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After this whole
thing with Denise,

55
00:03:06,402 --> 00:03:08,836
it's nice to have someone
who's into me again.

56
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What's wrong with that?

57
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Well, I could think of 2 things,

58
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and they rhyme
with schmesticles.

59
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Calm down. It's just
dinner and a movie.

60
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Wait. You said yes?

61
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Yeah. He's a nice guy.

62
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We have a lot in common,
and I gotta eat.

63
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What's your end game here?

64
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We go out, he makes me
feel desirable again,

65
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and then when he makes
his move, I go,

66
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"ooh, sorry, buddy. I'm
sweet on lady kind...

67
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But I'm very touched."

68
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I'm sure you will be.

69
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I don't know why I tell
you guys anything.

70
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Oh, good. There's Carrie.
Let's go.

71
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Ok.

72
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Oh, Carrie, too close
to she who hates me.

73
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My God, they touched!

74
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They touched! They're talking!

75
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Do something. Create
a distraction.

76
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What do you want me to do?

77
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I don't know. Moonwalk.

78
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Oh, she likes her purse.
Get the hell out of there.

79
00:04:06,679 --> 00:04:08,646
Wow, they're really
hitting it off.

80
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Stop it. Stop talking.

81
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Stop talking.

82
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Oh, no. They're
coming over here.

83
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Hell. I'm in hell.

84
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Honey, hi.

85
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I want you to meet somebody.
Trish, this is my husband Doug.

86
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Doug, this is Trish.

87
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Hi, Doug.

88
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I owe you a phone call.

89
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I'm just saying, do you have
to have lunch with her?

90
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Doug, you went out
with her 10 years ago

91
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and we hit it off and
she works for saks

92
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and she's gonna take me to the
friends and family sale next week.

93
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Look, I am begging
you to let this go.

94
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Doug, could you
just explain to me

95
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what happened that
was so terrible

96
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that I can't even
have a meal with her?

97
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I- I'll tell you, but I
just want you to remember

98
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I'm still the same ol' Doug
who can make you laugh

99
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with only his belly button.

100
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Would you just tell
me what happened?

101
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Well, we went out a couple times

102
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and I realized it wasn't
going anywhere long-term,

103
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so I may have bought
concert tickets

104
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for a tour that was 6
months in the future

105
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to make her think I was serious

106
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so that she would sleep with me.

107
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That's really jerky, but-

108
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there's more.

109
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Ah, after we finally hooked up,

110
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I may have climbed out
of her bedroom window

111
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with $20 that I may have taken
off her dresser for cab fare.

112
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- Ok, that's horrendously jerky.
- A little more.

113
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A little more.

114
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The next day, she called my answering
machine and left this crazy message.

115
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And she may have
caught me playing it

116
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for a bunch of my buddies
for our general amusement.

117
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Oh, my God, Doug.
You're a monster!

118
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What could've possibly
possessed you to act that way?

119
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Was she so awful?

120
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I don't know.

121
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She said the word
"literally" a lot.

122
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What?

123
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Yeah. It's literally the
best muffin I ever had.

124
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Oh, it's literally the
funniest show I ever saw.

125
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Aagg. Yeah. Aagg.

126
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I know, what a bitch.
I wish she were dead.

127
00:06:05,964 --> 00:06:08,333
I'm not proud of what I did, ok?
I feel terrible.

128
00:06:08,401 --> 00:06:09,811
That's why I'm asking
you to drop this.

129
00:06:09,835 --> 00:06:11,153
No, I can't drop this, ok?

130
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On behalf of all women, I think
I owe it to her to have lunch,

131
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and we're having lobster
that you're paying for.

132
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Fine, but... whatever bad
stuff she says about me,

133
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just remember this.

134
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Ah, that was literally

135
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the most annoying
waiter I've ever had.

136
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Ohh. He was all over us.

137
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Do you know he actually
tried to fill my iced tea

138
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as I was drinking it.
It's unprecedented.

139
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I know. Crazy.

140
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All right. You know, I'm
gonna run upstairs.

141
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Could you throw this in the fridge?
Sure.

142
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Hey, Doug.

143
00:07:01,071 --> 00:07:03,006
I guess there's a
little outlet there.

144
00:07:03,073 --> 00:07:04,941
There's an outlet there. Hey.

145
00:07:05,009 --> 00:07:07,944
So how was lunch? A little
midday lady chow, huh?

146
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It was great. We had
a wonderful time.

147
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Yeah, you know what I always
say about a good lunch.

148
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Just like a good dinner.

149
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Only earlier and...

150
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Often a sandwich, as
opposed to a platter.

151
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Doug, it's ok. It's ok.

152
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I'm over what
happened between us.

153
00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:25,962
You are? Yeah.

154
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I'm not gonna say
it didn't hurt me,

155
00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:29,548
but, um, it was a long time ago

156
00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:32,968
and I've lost the weight.
The weight?

157
00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:36,055
Yeah. I put on about 100
pounds after you dumped me.

158
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All right. Ok.

159
00:07:37,841 --> 00:07:39,369
I lost the weight. I
kicked the amphetamines,

160
00:07:39,393 --> 00:07:42,595
which, incidentally, I took to lose
the weight, and I've moved on.

161
00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:45,503
Hey, at least you had a fun time eating
your way up that hundred pounds.

162
00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:49,469
I've lost the use of one kidney.

163
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Been there.

164
00:07:56,543 --> 00:08:02,714
Look, Trish, I, uh, I never officially
apologized to you. You know, I-i...

165
00:08:02,782 --> 00:08:07,136
I acted like a real jerk. Especially about
that whole answering machine thing.

166
00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:10,389
It's, uh, it's fine. I
officially accept your apology.

167
00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:15,061
And, um, you did set me back
about a year or so dating-wise,

168
00:08:15,129 --> 00:08:19,398
but, hey, as long as I have a
baby by 45, I'm all right.

169
00:08:21,135 --> 00:08:22,428
And besides, Carrie's
a wonderful woman,

170
00:08:22,452 --> 00:08:24,253
so something very good
came out of this.

171
00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:25,571
That is good. Yeah, it is.

172
00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:28,073
Hey, so did the leftovers
make it to the refrigerator,

173
00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:30,287
or did this one swallow
everything, including the foil?

174
00:08:30,311 --> 00:08:31,544
Oh, you're funny.

175
00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:32,612
No. They're ok for now.

176
00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:33,946
I should probably take off.

177
00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,054
Oh, ok. I'll walk you out.

178
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All right.

179
00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:38,334
So, we still on for that
saks sale on Saturday?

180
00:08:38,402 --> 00:08:39,902
Oh, my God, yes, we are.

181
00:08:39,969 --> 00:08:41,070
Ok, I'll call you.

182
00:08:41,138 --> 00:08:42,405
Ok, bye-bye. Bye.

183
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Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

184
00:08:46,809 --> 00:08:48,694
Well, this is great.
You guys are friends,

185
00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:51,414
and I don't have to feel guilty.
It's all good.

186
00:08:51,481 --> 00:08:53,866
Oh, my God, I can't stand her.

187
00:08:55,852 --> 00:08:56,869
What?

188
00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:59,856
Doug, lunch was torture.

189
00:08:59,923 --> 00:09:02,691
I mean, you are right. There
is something about her-

190
00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:05,194
the needy thing, the
"literally" thing.

191
00:09:05,229 --> 00:09:08,865
When she ordered a souffle that was
gonna take a half hour at lunch,

192
00:09:08,932 --> 00:09:12,769
I almost drove a fork
through my hands.

193
00:09:12,836 --> 00:09:17,123
After the saks sale is over,
I'm telling you, she's toast.

194
00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:20,326
You're just gonna use her to get what
you want and then throw her away?

195
00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:22,628
Yeah.

196
00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:24,046
You... can't do that, Carrie.

197
00:09:24,114 --> 00:09:26,048
That's exactly what
I did with her!

198
00:09:26,116 --> 00:09:28,717
And you were right to do it.
She's unbearable.

199
00:09:28,786 --> 00:09:31,921
You should've stolen
$80 from her dresser.

200
00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:33,239
I cannot be part of this again.

201
00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:35,141
You can't dump her after saks.

202
00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:39,245
Doug, she gets a 40%
employee discount

203
00:09:39,313 --> 00:09:41,914
on already marked
down items, ok?

204
00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:45,084
I haven't shopped in 3 months.
This is saks.

205
00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:47,253
There's a reason why
Winona stole from there.

206
00:09:47,321 --> 00:09:48,787
Their stuff is gorgeous.

207
00:09:48,855 --> 00:09:50,756
This is so bad. This is so bad.

208
00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,591
Carrie, look, all
right, look, ok.

209
00:09:52,659 --> 00:09:54,093
If you're gonna do it,

210
00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:56,528
you can't dump her the
same way I did, all right?

211
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,763
You gotta let her down easy.

212
00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:59,765
You gotta see her a couple
times after the sale.

213
00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,100
You know, then you know what?

214
00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,768
You get busy, she gets busy,

215
00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:04,436
nobody has to get hurt.

216
00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:07,356
All right, how many times?

217
00:10:07,423 --> 00:10:09,775
5. Absolutely no.

218
00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,360
All right, 3.

219
00:10:11,428 --> 00:10:15,781
Ok, but I'm only seeing her,
literally, 3 times, Doug, ok?

220
00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,616
Oh, my God. I caught it.

221
00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:25,942
Ok, this one's $80 off.

222
00:10:26,009 --> 00:10:28,877
59 off. 30 off.

223
00:10:28,945 --> 00:10:30,462
Oh, yeah.

224
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:32,397
105 off. Ohh!

225
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:35,951
For a total savings
of nearly $300.

226
00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:38,297
So where do you
wanna go for lunch?

227
00:10:38,355 --> 00:10:39,821
I could literally eat anything.

228
00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:41,123
Actually, I gotta go.

229
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:50,015
Oh, come on, get 'im, get 'im, get 'im!
Get 'im,

230
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,484
yes! Oh! It's a fumble.

231
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:53,419
Fumble! There you go!

232
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:56,489
Do you guys think I
look good in blue?

233
00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,158
Excuse me?

234
00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:02,128
Specifically, that blue turtleneck I have.
You know the one.

235
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:03,763
No. I really don't.

236
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,731
But I'll tell you, in
terms of turtlenecks,

237
00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:08,234
you probably look enough
like a turtle already.

238
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:13,105
Thanks. Thanks a lot. What's your problem?
Is it this guy again?

239
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,123
Yes! We've been out 4 times,

240
00:11:15,192 --> 00:11:17,526
and he hasn't made his move yet.

241
00:11:18,795 --> 00:11:20,596
This is way better
than the game.

242
00:11:20,664 --> 00:11:23,264
I mean, this is supposed to be
making me feel better about myself.

243
00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:26,018
And it's just making me feel
worse, so what's the point?

244
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:29,205
Maybe he's just
playing hard to get.

245
00:11:30,491 --> 00:11:32,508
I hope so. I don't know.

246
00:11:32,626 --> 00:11:35,594
I... oh, I gotta go. He's
picking me up at 8:00,

247
00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,263
and I gotta do something
with my hair.

248
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,099
I should split, too.

249
00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:42,668
All right, I'll see
you guys later.

250
00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:44,015
All right, man. Have a good one.

251
00:11:51,494 --> 00:11:53,412
Oh, hi, Carrie. It's Trish.

252
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,048
Um, I don't know if you
got my other messages,

253
00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:58,317
I left, like, 4, but I
haven't talked to you

254
00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,987
in literally ages
since that saks sale.

255
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:04,390
I miss you. Um, anyway,
I hope we're still on

256
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,058
for that Hugh Grant
movie tonight.

257
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,060
I need my Carrie fix.

258
00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,568
So, I guess if I
don't hear from you,

259
00:12:09,630 --> 00:12:13,900
we should just meet at the fairway at 9:00.
Ok, so, ok, ok, bye.

260
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:16,886
Hey, honey.

261
00:12:16,954 --> 00:12:19,071
Hey. What are you up to?

262
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,906
Oh, I just stopped at
that falafel place.

263
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:24,577
I don't know why I keep having falafel.
I kinda hate it.

264
00:12:24,645 --> 00:12:27,913
What do you got
planned for tonight?

265
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,415
Nothing. Why?

266
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:32,217
'Cause Trish just called. You're
supposed to meet her at the movies.

267
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,005
You haven't called her
since saks, have you?

268
00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:36,422
No. I-I've, um-

269
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:37,924
you-you-you-you know what?

270
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:41,260
We had a deal. You were supposed
to see her 3 more times.

271
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:43,228
You want her to gain that
hundred pounds back?

272
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:44,446
No. Well, you know what?

273
00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:45,908
If you don't meet
her at the movies,

274
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,910
she can gain 10 of them tonight on
popcorn and little ice cream balls.

275
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,001
You're going.

276
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,436
No. I'm not going to the movies.

277
00:12:50,504 --> 00:12:52,338
Oh, yes, you are.

278
00:12:52,406 --> 00:12:53,872
Doug, listen to me.

279
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:57,376
I am not going to the
movies tonight, ok?

280
00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,712
Life is too short to spend
listening to Trish Flintoff

281
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,549
go on and on about how
she misses me so much

282
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,085
when we only met last week.

283
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:08,620
Now, I know you feel
guilty about her,

284
00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:12,157
but I feel nothing.

285
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,068
Hey, trishy.

286
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,270
Hey, Doug. Where's Carrie?

287
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,272
Oh, um, she couldn't make it.

288
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:30,810
She got sick and a
family emergency.

289
00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:33,145
Sounds like she's
got a lot going on.

290
00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:35,213
Yeah. She-she felt bad
that she couldn't be here.

291
00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:36,949
Actually, she wanted
to say hi to you.

292
00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:37,950
Oh! Yay!

293
00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:39,217
Hold on a second.

294
00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:40,719
Here we go.

295
00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:47,560
Hello.

296
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:50,830
Hey, sweetie. I'm at
the movies with Trish.

297
00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:52,832
What?

298
00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:55,568
I knew you weren't
going jogging.

299
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:58,170
Yeah. Anyway, I was just
telling her how sorry you were

300
00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:01,037
that you couldn't be here tonight and
that you wanted to say hi to her.

301
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,007
No, no, Doug. Don't put her on.

302
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,385
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no-

303
00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:05,177
hi! Hi, Trish!

304
00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:09,582
Hi. I feel like I haven't talked
to you in literally forever.

305
00:14:11,868 --> 00:14:13,969
Doug said you had a
family emergency.

306
00:14:14,037 --> 00:14:19,458
What? Oh, uh, yeah.
I'm ok. I'm ok.

307
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:25,197
It's just hard when, you know,
your family has... an emergency.

308
00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:28,367
You know, but we're pulling through.
We're pulling through.

309
00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:29,579
Can I speak to Doug real quick?

310
00:14:29,603 --> 00:14:30,703
Sure. Thanks.

311
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:31,704
Ok. You take care of yourself.

312
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,372
Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye.

313
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:36,108
Ahem. What's up?

314
00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:37,359
Literally forever?

315
00:14:37,427 --> 00:14:40,262
I mean, does she know
that's just not possible?

316
00:14:40,330 --> 00:14:43,966
What's that? You wanna invite her to
dinner at our house Saturday night?

317
00:14:44,033 --> 00:14:45,301
Oh! No.

318
00:14:45,368 --> 00:14:47,703
That sounds like a great idea.
I'll ask her.

319
00:14:47,770 --> 00:14:48,850
Doug, you better stop this,

320
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,823
or I swear I will kill
you in your sleep.

321
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:53,692
7:00 sounds really good. Ok. I'll
talk to you later, sweetie. Bye-bye.

322
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,662
She invited you to our house
Saturday night for dinner.

323
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:59,231
Ooh, Saturday night. I've been
bumped up to the "a" list.

324
00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:00,699
Yeah.

325
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,847
It's, uh, chilly
in here, isn't it?

326
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:16,849
A little.

327
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,350
Brr. Ha ha.

328
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,353
The, uh, seats are
real comfy though.

329
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,522
You can just snuggle right in.

330
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,859
Yeah, they're all right.

331
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,367
What are you doing?

332
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,670
What?

333
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:39,399
I don't know what you
think is going on here,

334
00:15:39,423 --> 00:15:40,823
but I'm not gay.

335
00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:41,890
Well, neither am I.

336
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,577
Then why did you try to
put your arm around me?

337
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:48,213
My girlfriend dumped me.
It's a very confusing time.

338
00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:52,317
I'm sorry. I thought
we were just friends.

339
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:55,054
Maybe it's better
if I just head out.

340
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,322
Fine! Leave like they all do.

341
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,336
Wow, these are really good.

342
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:12,671
Oh, thank you.

343
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,050
Every time I get invited to
somebody's house for dinner,

344
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,507
I gotta make empanadas.

345
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:16,675
I learned how in Argentina.

346
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:17,910
Have you ever been?

347
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:18,911
No.

348
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:22,398
Oh, you have to go.
It's so wonderful.

349
00:16:22,465 --> 00:16:24,610
Yeah, I don't really have a lot
of money to travel right now.

350
00:16:24,634 --> 00:16:26,612
Go on the Internet. They
have really cheap tickets.

351
00:16:26,636 --> 00:16:28,447
Yeah, I know, but it's
still kinda hard to get-

352
00:16:28,471 --> 00:16:29,521
yeah. No, go to Argentina.

353
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,857
Ok. Ok. Ok.

354
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:35,411
Hey, car, how are we
doing on those drinks?

355
00:16:35,478 --> 00:16:37,596
They're coming!

356
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,398
Eggrolls in the house.
Oh, and good news.

357
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:41,967
Chef ming had the baby.

358
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:43,735
Ha ha. Brian.

359
00:16:45,939 --> 00:16:47,706
Hol, what are you doing here?

360
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,641
Carrie invited me over.

361
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,142
Did she?

362
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,812
Well, let me just
drop this off here.

363
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:58,717
What the hell is going on? Are you
trying to palm Trish off on Holly?

364
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:02,320
No. Holly dropped by, and I
invited her to stay for dinner.

365
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:04,723
I like people, Doug.

366
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,692
Carrie, I can't do this anymore.

367
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,694
Here's your 30 bucks back.

368
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,064
You're paying her?

369
00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:15,066
I told you, Doug. I
couldn't do this, ok?

370
00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:16,502
Life is too short.

371
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:19,237
I know. And now I think I
have to go to Argentina.

372
00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:21,006
All right, you know what?

373
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:22,240
I'm just gonna end this, ok?

374
00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:24,309
I'm just gonna go out
there and tell Trish

375
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,612
that she says
"literally" too much,

376
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,648
and I'm gonna give this lovely
Chinese food as a parting gift.

377
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,017
No. Wait, wait, wait,
wait a second.

378
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,519
Look, I started
this whole thing.

379
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:37,022
I should end it like a man.

380
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:39,925
I owe her that much.

381
00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:42,027
Ok. Holly, you wanna
see my new clothes?

382
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,095
Sure. Ok.

383
00:17:45,248 --> 00:17:46,181
Hi.

384
00:17:46,249 --> 00:17:47,283
There you are.

385
00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:48,594
I thought you literally got lost

386
00:17:48,618 --> 00:17:51,036
on your way back
from the kitchen.

387
00:17:52,355 --> 00:17:55,957
Ah, Trish, you...

388
00:17:56,025 --> 00:17:58,360
Are an incredible person.

389
00:17:58,428 --> 00:17:59,361
Thank you.

390
00:17:59,429 --> 00:18:00,496
You really are, you know.

391
00:18:00,563 --> 00:18:05,967
You're fun. You're a
great empanada maker.

392
00:18:07,604 --> 00:18:09,971
And you're a great friend...

393
00:18:10,039 --> 00:18:13,008
For someone who's not Carrie.

394
00:18:13,075 --> 00:18:15,644
What?

395
00:18:15,711 --> 00:18:18,480
Carrie doesn't really
think it's in the cards

396
00:18:18,548 --> 00:18:20,649
for you two to be friends.

397
00:18:20,716 --> 00:18:22,151
It's not you, you know.

398
00:18:22,218 --> 00:18:24,153
Sometimes the chemistry
is not right.

399
00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:27,989
And I think it would
probably be best

400
00:18:28,057 --> 00:18:32,994
if we all just kinda,
you know, moved on.

401
00:18:34,564 --> 00:18:36,865
Please don't start eating.

402
00:18:39,068 --> 00:18:43,438
Well, uh, that's actually
the most mature way

403
00:18:43,506 --> 00:18:47,476
anyone has ever handled
this kind of thing with me.

404
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:48,794
Really?

405
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:51,230
Yeah, um, I'm not happy.

406
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:54,532
But I got a great friend
in Holly out of it, so...

407
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,668
Well, there you go.

408
00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:00,005
I think I'm just gonna take off.

409
00:19:00,073 --> 00:19:01,773
So, will you say
good-bye to them for me?

410
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:02,975
Definitely, yeah.

411
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:04,610
Thanks.

412
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,822
I really appreciate your honesty.
It meant a lot to me.

413
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,880
Oh, no problem. My
pleasure, you know.

414
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:13,719
Life's a long road, and we
all stop for gas, you know.

415
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:20,458
Is she gone?

416
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:21,376
Yeah.

417
00:19:21,444 --> 00:19:23,228
Carrie, you can come down now.

418
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:26,464
Is it done?

419
00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:28,133
Yeah, it's done.

420
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,278
Oh, God, Doug, come on, honey,
look on the bright side.

421
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:33,204
This way she'll be forced to
take a good hard look at herself

422
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:35,807
and come up with a
better personality.

423
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,409
Ok, you know what? Enough.

424
00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:39,544
She's a nice person.

425
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,080
Hah. Seriously, Doug, come on.

426
00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:43,582
She's a freak show. Yeah.
I have to agree.

427
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:44,816
She's not.

428
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,402
Seriously. Really.

429
00:19:46,469 --> 00:19:48,904
Have you listened to the
messages she left me? Listen.

430
00:19:49,972 --> 00:19:51,907
Don't. Yeah.

431
00:19:51,974 --> 00:19:53,575
So, I haven't heard
from you in a while.

432
00:19:53,643 --> 00:19:55,744
Did I do something to annoy you?

433
00:19:55,812 --> 00:19:57,746
I was thinking perhaps
I hurt your feelings

434
00:19:57,814 --> 00:19:59,848
when I said I didn't
like step aerobics.

435
00:19:59,916 --> 00:20:02,818
Don't misunderstand me.
It is a good workout.

436
00:20:02,886 --> 00:20:04,185
What is she talking about?

437
00:20:04,253 --> 00:20:05,521
Listen. And this one.

438
00:20:05,588 --> 00:20:08,323
Hey, car. Did you just call me?

439
00:20:08,391 --> 00:20:10,626
'Cause my phone rang and I
couldn't find the receiver.

440
00:20:10,693 --> 00:20:12,661
It was actually just
in my kitchen-oh.

441
00:20:12,729 --> 00:20:14,863
You have never
seen my apartment.

442
00:20:14,931 --> 00:20:16,264
You have to see my apartment.

443
00:20:16,332 --> 00:20:19,601
Ok. Anyway, tag, you're it.
Call me.

444
00:20:20,837 --> 00:20:21,770
I mean, really.

445
00:20:21,838 --> 00:20:22,838
All right, all right.

446
00:20:24,841 --> 00:20:25,941
Thank you, Holly.

447
00:20:26,008 --> 00:20:27,319
She said literally. I
gotta be literally...

448
00:20:27,343 --> 00:20:30,245
Right. Sure. Ok, I get it.
I know. She is a bit-

449
00:20:32,014 --> 00:20:35,617
I forgot my empanada dish.

450
00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:53,785
That's gonna be one big girl.

451
00:21:00,709 --> 00:21:03,011
Put on a life jacket.

452
00:21:08,151 --> 00:21:10,748
Excuse me. Are those empanadas?

453
00:21:10,773 --> 00:21:11,773
Yeah.

454
00:21:12,258 --> 00:21:16,195
They are literally
my favorite food.

455
00:21:16,220 --> 00:21:17,470
I have a whole basket.

456
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,779
Oh. Can I have one?

457
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:22,580
No.