1
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What are you doing
with the Clark bar?

2
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I thought you were
a snickers man.

3
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Oh. I delivered to
an Ed Clark today,

4
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and, well, one thing
led to another.

5
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Any chance you might deliver
to a Steve Celery sometime?

6
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Any chance you could
deliver to shutty town?

7
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I used to love these as a kid.

8
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Actually stole one once.

9
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You stole?

10
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Yep. I was at Herb's
Candies one day.

11
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I came up a dime short,

12
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so I just put one in my pocket,

13
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slipped out the front
door and ate it.

14
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5 minutes later, I felt so
guilty I threw it all up.

15
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And yet you got
back on the horse.

16
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How about you, you
ever steal anything?

17
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Uh... once in high school,

18
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a bunch of us stole a car.

19
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I'm sorry?

20
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Well, if you want
to be technical,

21
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it was more of a carjacking.

22
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The, uh, the shop teacher Mr.
Peshkin

23
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was gonna fail a bunch of us,

24
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so we waited for him
after school, and, um,

25
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when he was climbing into
his crappy old buick,

26
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my friend Jimmy
came up behind him,

27
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and he was, like, "get down!
Get down!"

28
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Like he had a gun or something.

29
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So Mr. Peshkin, he just
dropped to the pavement,

30
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and we just all piled in
his car and took off.

31
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He never saw us.

32
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But then later on, we started
freaking out about fingerprints,

33
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so we stripped the
license plates

34
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and pushed the car
into the river.

35
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It's crazy the stuff you
do as a kid, right?

36
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I've never wanted you more.

37
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Do you ever think
at times like this

38
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when I'm not looking my best,

39
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is when I need to feel
attractive the most?

40
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All right, let's do it.

41
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Come on, stop it.

42
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I need you to do
something for me, ok?

43
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I already got you your
precious medicine.

44
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I need you to go with my father

45
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to family night at
the senior center.

46
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It starts at 6:00.

47
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I can't. Tonight I have plans.

48
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What plans?

49
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I was gonna drink beer
and gamble on-line.

50
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Ok, you know what,

51
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if you're gonna be
such a baby about it,

52
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then I'll just go myself.

53
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Wait, wait, wait.

54
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Gosh...

55
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Here, bundle up.

56
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This is where Gus Lumsen died.

57
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This is where Chuck
Randolph died.

58
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And this is where
they give us juice.

59
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Wow. Well, this is great.
This is really, really great.

60
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Oh, my God! Is it-
is it 6:05 already?

61
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Oh, no. Here comes that
braggart Philip Waldecott.

62
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Spooner.

63
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Waldecott.

64
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Am I missing anything?
I'm a little late.

65
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I just had a meeting
with our contractor.

66
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We're building a new guest
wing onto our house.

67
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What a coincidence.

68
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We're building a new
guest wing on our house.

69
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Well, lucky for us, we'll
be away in St. Barts

70
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while they're doing
all the work.

71
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Amazing. We'll be in St. Barts
while they're doing our work.

72
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By the way, I'd like you to
meet my son-in-law Warren.

73
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Pleasure.

74
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I'd like you to meet
my son-in-law Warren.

75
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Nice to meet you, Warren.

76
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Actually, everybody calls
me Doug for short.

77
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So, the member-guest
shuffleboard tournament

78
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is coming up next week.

79
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I understand that
the first prize

80
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is a large basket of Mr.
Tootsie's foot care products.

81
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I assume that you two
will be playing?

82
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Playing?

83
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We'll be giving you the drubbing
of your lives, Waldecott.

84
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Right, Warren?

85
00:05:07,389 --> 00:05:09,007
Ok, couple of things.

86
00:05:09,075 --> 00:05:11,610
Not Warren, not goin'.

87
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Well, come on, Warren.

88
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You've been begging
to see my pottery.

89
00:05:19,802 --> 00:05:21,002
I'm sorry, Douglas.

90
00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:22,264
I didn't mean to put
you on the spot.

91
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It just would've been nice to
stick it to that smug bastard.

92
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You and me together, stepping
into that winner's circle,

93
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holding up that foot powder.

94
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I could almost taste it.

95
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Spooner.

96
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Can you believe this?

97
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My gravy boat won first prize.

98
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Congratulations.

99
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I'm sorry to see you
walk away empty-handed.

100
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But I suppose you could go home

101
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and look at your ribbons
from other years...

102
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Oh, no, wait. You haven't
won any, have you?

103
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No.

104
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Well, anyway, I guess I'll
be seeing you in St.Barts.

105
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All right, they're goin' down.

106
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Carrie, it's Holly.
Can I come in?

107
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Yeah. Hey, come in.
Join the party.

108
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Your dad told me you were sick,

109
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so I brought you some soup.

110
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Oh, that is so sweet.

111
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Thank you.

112
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And from what I can smell,

113
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it smells great.

114
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Yeah.

115
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What do you think?

116
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Oh, it's great.

117
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Yeah, it's something my mom used
to make it for her boyfriends

118
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when they were detoxing.

119
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Oh, well, it was very nice of you.
Thank you.

120
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Sure. I can come by tomorrow
and bring you some more

121
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if you're still
not feeling well.

122
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Well, if you don't mind.

123
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Not at all.

124
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All right, here you go.

125
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Feel better, and I
will see you tomorrow.

126
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Ok.

127
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Yeah. Oh, and, hol...

128
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Could you maybe bring me
something a little sweet, too?

129
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Like what?

130
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I don't know.

131
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Surprise me.

132
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Oh, Douglas, thanks
again for doing this.

133
00:07:04,790 --> 00:07:06,158
It means the world to me.

134
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You got it, Arthur. By the way,

135
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they put a drawstring on
sweatpants for a reason.

136
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All right, let's get
this practice underway.

137
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We'll learn the court,

138
00:07:14,466 --> 00:07:16,401
get our team strategy together,

139
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and while we're at it,

140
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take in the sights.

141
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You know, what happens
at the senior center

142
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stays at the senior center.

143
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All right. Well, let's do it.

144
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Let's see what this
game's all about.

145
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All right. Remember, shuffleboard
is trickier than it looks.

146
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I lettered in 3 sports, Arthur.

147
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I think I can slide a salad
plate across a cement floor.

148
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Ooh, looks like I knocked
you out again, Douglas.

149
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You're in the zone, Josephine.

150
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Your turn.

151
00:07:54,257 --> 00:07:58,293
Once again, you've gone
a bit too far, dear.

152
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Ok, you know what? The short
one's pissing me off.

153
00:08:00,396 --> 00:08:02,764
Relax. She's just trying
to get in your head.

154
00:08:02,832 --> 00:08:04,666
Now, listen, Douglas.
You're strong.

155
00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:06,735
You need to control
that strength.

156
00:08:06,803 --> 00:08:09,371
Make it work for you. Like this.

157
00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:19,997
Now you.

158
00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,084
Thanks for the match, boys.

159
00:08:56,152 --> 00:08:58,019
We'll see you inside.

160
00:08:58,087 --> 00:08:59,854
Losers buy the juice.

161
00:09:02,158 --> 00:09:03,358
I can't believe this.

162
00:09:03,426 --> 00:09:05,026
It looked much easier
on the love boat.

163
00:09:05,094 --> 00:09:06,254
Don't worry about it, Douglas.

164
00:09:06,278 --> 00:09:07,895
With a little more
practice, team Spooner

165
00:09:07,963 --> 00:09:10,164
will be neck deep
in foot powder.

166
00:09:10,233 --> 00:09:12,434
We'll show that Waldecott
a thing or two.

167
00:09:12,501 --> 00:09:14,729
Thanks, Arthur. You're right,
we're gonna win this thing.

168
00:09:14,753 --> 00:09:16,188
You bet we will. Yeah.

169
00:09:18,257 --> 00:09:19,724
Oh, boy.

170
00:09:32,054 --> 00:09:34,089
Oh, damn it!

171
00:09:39,077 --> 00:09:41,346
What are you doing? That one
was heading for the 10.

172
00:09:41,413 --> 00:09:43,414
What are you doing?

173
00:09:43,482 --> 00:09:46,184
Couldn't find a court
that's open at night.

174
00:09:46,251 --> 00:09:48,987
How about our very long,
well-lit driveway?

175
00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:50,348
Then I'd have to
roll up the hose.

176
00:09:50,372 --> 00:09:51,772
It's a whole thing.

177
00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:54,091
I'm gonna give you a free
pass on this one, honey,

178
00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,261
because you're doing a
nice thing for my dad.

179
00:09:56,328 --> 00:09:57,745
Really.

180
00:09:57,813 --> 00:09:59,564
Can I, uh...

181
00:09:59,631 --> 00:10:02,000
Use that free pass...

182
00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:04,936
For Jack in the box?

183
00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:07,938
Hey, guys.

184
00:10:08,006 --> 00:10:10,559
Hey. Oh, hey.

185
00:10:10,626 --> 00:10:12,744
Carrie, I brought you some
of that noodle casserole,

186
00:10:12,811 --> 00:10:15,897
and for dessert, rice pudding.

187
00:10:15,965 --> 00:10:17,515
How you feeling?

188
00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:18,366
Well...

189
00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:21,352
I'm not as weak.

190
00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:22,687
Well, don't you worry.

191
00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:24,890
Miracle noodles coming right up.

192
00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:27,742
What is she, your caterer now?

193
00:10:27,810 --> 00:10:28,810
I'm still sick, you know.

194
00:10:28,894 --> 00:10:31,095
I'm very weak and achy.

195
00:10:31,163 --> 00:10:32,257
Really. Then why weren't
you under the covers

196
00:10:32,281 --> 00:10:33,848
before she got here?

197
00:10:33,916 --> 00:10:36,234
I was trying to
be brave for you.

198
00:10:36,301 --> 00:10:38,353
Health express coming through.

199
00:10:38,421 --> 00:10:40,121
Here you go. Thank you.

200
00:10:40,189 --> 00:10:41,489
Enjoy.

201
00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:43,959
Ok. I will.

202
00:10:45,127 --> 00:10:46,594
What do you think?

203
00:10:46,662 --> 00:10:48,496
Great. I'm feeling
better already.

204
00:10:48,563 --> 00:10:50,298
Good, good. Well, if
you're all set here,

205
00:10:50,366 --> 00:10:51,399
I'm gonna take off.

206
00:10:51,467 --> 00:10:53,435
Oh, um, Holly...

207
00:10:53,503 --> 00:10:54,836
What's wrong?

208
00:10:54,903 --> 00:10:56,755
Nothing. It's just
that I don't know

209
00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:59,407
what I'm gonna do for
dinner tomorrow.

210
00:10:59,475 --> 00:11:01,559
Oh, I've got more of the
noodle casserole at home.

211
00:11:01,627 --> 00:11:03,094
I could bring it by if you want.

212
00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:07,298
Yeeeahhh. I was thinking
something a little bit more...

213
00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:09,800
Main coursey.

214
00:11:09,868 --> 00:11:11,453
Like? Like?

215
00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:12,220
Like...

216
00:11:12,287 --> 00:11:14,272
Something with lamb?

217
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:15,540
You know?

218
00:11:15,607 --> 00:11:17,008
Maybe those tiny lamb chops?

219
00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:18,743
I'm just throwin'
that one out there.

220
00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:20,812
O- ok, yeah. No problem.

221
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,047
I just have to
stop by the store.

222
00:11:23,115 --> 00:11:25,683
And the ATM.

223
00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:28,252
Oh, and, could you maybe make
something for Doug, too?

224
00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:31,155
I feel so bad. I haven't
been able to cook for him.

225
00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:33,391
Wh-what would he like?

226
00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:36,294
Um, I don't know.
Maybe some pasta?

227
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,163
Caesar salad?

228
00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:39,930
Oh... ok.

229
00:11:41,099 --> 00:11:43,701
We have, um, lamb chops

230
00:11:43,769 --> 00:11:48,506
and pasta, Caesar salad.

231
00:11:48,574 --> 00:11:50,475
Does that have anchovies in it?

232
00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:52,327
Usually does. Do you want 'em?

233
00:11:52,395 --> 00:11:55,480
Put 'em on the side.

234
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,764
Anchovies on the side.

235
00:11:56,832 --> 00:11:58,166
And to drink?

236
00:11:58,234 --> 00:12:00,334
Is sprite ok? 7-up?

237
00:12:00,603 --> 00:12:02,487
Ok. Ok.

238
00:12:02,554 --> 00:12:03,655
Great.

239
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:04,406
Sprite.

240
00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:05,490
Ah-choo!

241
00:12:05,557 --> 00:12:06,624
Thanks. God bless you.

242
00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:08,493
Sprite.

243
00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:15,333
Hello, Spence.

244
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,702
Calling it a night?

245
00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:19,337
Yep. I am beat.

246
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,606
I cannot wait to get into bed.

247
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,018
I'm sure that will
give me great comfort

248
00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:26,545
while I'm alone on the
platform being stabbed.

249
00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:29,347
It's perfectly safe down here.

250
00:12:30,949 --> 00:12:35,520
Although I think people could
pick up after themselves.

251
00:12:42,010 --> 00:12:43,545
If I was a betting man,

252
00:12:43,612 --> 00:12:45,613
I'd say you couldn't
do that again.

253
00:12:53,372 --> 00:12:55,506
I guess you'd lose, then.

254
00:12:55,574 --> 00:12:57,224
Hold it, son.

255
00:12:57,292 --> 00:12:59,226
By any chance,

256
00:12:59,294 --> 00:13:01,546
have you ever played
shuffleboard?

257
00:13:01,613 --> 00:13:03,931
No.

258
00:13:03,999 --> 00:13:05,760
I can't believe that. You
must have played before.

259
00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:07,785
You have perfect form.

260
00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:10,455
Look, I have a
tournament coming up.

261
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,856
I want you to play with me.

262
00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:13,224
No!

263
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,825
I told you I don't play!

264
00:13:17,195 --> 00:13:18,763
Anymore.

265
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,183
The summer I turned 14

266
00:13:22,251 --> 00:13:23,784
was a magical time.

267
00:13:23,852 --> 00:13:26,971
I was the best junior
shuffleboarder in the city.

268
00:13:27,038 --> 00:13:29,691
My coach said,
"sky's the limit."

269
00:13:29,758 --> 00:13:31,642
College recruiters
were hounding me.

270
00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:33,177
And the girls...

271
00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:35,913
Hello, first base.

272
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,549
I had just gotten back
from a goodwill tour

273
00:13:38,617 --> 00:13:39,817
of the iron curtain countries,

274
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:42,553
and I was on top of the world.

275
00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:44,789
Hey, ma. I'm going to the
shuffleboard nationals

276
00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:46,457
in Boca Raton.

277
00:13:46,525 --> 00:13:47,992
Maybe I can win us
some prize money

278
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,193
and finally get us-

279
00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:53,047
mom?

280
00:13:53,114 --> 00:13:54,232
Coach wallach?

281
00:13:54,299 --> 00:13:55,800
Hey, kid.

282
00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:57,401
How you doin'?

283
00:13:57,469 --> 00:13:59,637
That's great news, Spencer.

284
00:13:59,705 --> 00:14:03,141
Now be a dear, and get
mommy a ginger ale.

285
00:14:09,881 --> 00:14:10,931
That's a terrible story.

286
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:14,085
Although not exactly
a surprise ending.

287
00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,322
On that day, I put down my cue

288
00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:21,692
and I will never
pick it up again.

289
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,278
Fine.

290
00:14:23,345 --> 00:14:26,247
But do me one favor then.

291
00:14:27,883 --> 00:14:31,986
Do you know what this is?

292
00:14:32,054 --> 00:14:36,191
Of course I do. It's a
regulation shuffleboard glove.

293
00:14:36,258 --> 00:14:37,692
Put it on.

294
00:14:37,759 --> 00:14:39,894
And if you still
feel the same way,

295
00:14:39,961 --> 00:14:42,297
we'll never speak of this again.

296
00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:55,459
God, this just feels so right.

297
00:15:17,432 --> 00:15:18,566
Arthur.

298
00:15:18,634 --> 00:15:20,334
What's Spence doing here?

299
00:15:20,402 --> 00:15:23,104
And why is he dressed
like Mitch gay lord?

300
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:26,474
Ohh, there's no easy way
to say this, Douglas.

301
00:15:26,541 --> 00:15:28,910
I'm making some changes
on team Spooner.

302
00:15:28,978 --> 00:15:31,312
Actually, just one change.

303
00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:32,613
He's in, you're out.

304
00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:35,116
What are you talking about?

305
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,617
Let's not make a scene.

306
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:38,052
What about all that talk

307
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,464
about me and you
against the world,

308
00:15:39,488 --> 00:15:41,889
holding up that foot powder,
winning this thing together?

309
00:15:41,957 --> 00:15:43,741
The operative term
there was "winning."

310
00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:46,193
Look at him, Douglas.
He's beautiful.

311
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:49,747
Like he's genetically
bred to play the game.

312
00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:50,949
Fine.

313
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:52,126
You play with your boyfriend,

314
00:15:52,150 --> 00:15:53,484
but I got news for you, old man.

315
00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:55,553
I've been practicing my game,

316
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,187
and you know what?
Here's a little taste

317
00:15:57,255 --> 00:15:58,756
of what you're gonna be missing.

318
00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:03,978
Oh! My good hip!

319
00:16:48,324 --> 00:16:49,724
Hey.

320
00:16:49,825 --> 00:16:52,509
Hey, hol, a little late tonight.
I'm starving.

321
00:16:52,577 --> 00:16:55,429
Ok. I have your saffron Risotto

322
00:16:55,497 --> 00:16:57,532
and your Chilean sea
bass with mango chutney.

323
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:01,252
Wait a minute. You didn't
make me your spring rolls?

324
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:04,188
Oh, no, no. I couldn't
find any fresh crab meat,

325
00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:07,225
and I know how you
hate the imitation.

326
00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:09,443
Ok. You know what?

327
00:17:09,511 --> 00:17:11,112
Don't you worry about it.

328
00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:13,147
Ok?

329
00:17:13,215 --> 00:17:17,367
So, uh... I see you
went to work today.

330
00:17:17,435 --> 00:17:23,157
Yeah, yeah. New job, so I had to
drag myself out of bed, you know?

331
00:17:23,225 --> 00:17:26,477
I see you also dragged
yourself to bloomingdale's.

332
00:17:28,046 --> 00:17:30,314
What are you driving
at here, hol?

333
00:17:30,381 --> 00:17:32,166
No. Well, it's
just that, I mean,

334
00:17:32,234 --> 00:17:33,901
if someone were to walk in here,

335
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:36,537
they might think that
I was the sick one

336
00:17:36,605 --> 00:17:39,040
and that you were the well one.
That's all.

337
00:17:39,108 --> 00:17:42,860
Well, I can't speak for
you, but I am sick.

338
00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:44,962
What, should I be sitting
here with a big red nose

339
00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:47,398
and a thermometer hanging
out of my mouth?

340
00:17:47,465 --> 00:17:48,249
A hot water bottle right here?

341
00:17:48,316 --> 00:17:51,102
This is what a sick
person looks like.

342
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:52,402
No, no. It's just...

343
00:17:52,470 --> 00:17:54,105
Well, you bought lingerie.

344
00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:55,673
I am sick!

345
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,341
All right, I'm sick!

346
00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,612
I got a new job.
It's very stressful.

347
00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:02,546
It was a very difficult
time to be sick.

348
00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:04,814
You calling me a liar? I didn't
mean to call you a liar.

349
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:08,169
The only thing that was making
me feel better was your cooking.

350
00:18:08,237 --> 00:18:09,837
I really wanted
the spring rolls.

351
00:18:09,905 --> 00:18:12,356
I will-i will make
those spring rolls.

352
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,458
I just didn't know where
to get the crab meat.

353
00:18:14,526 --> 00:18:17,161
Well, you can get them
down by the docks

354
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:19,497
if you get there when
the boats come in.

355
00:18:20,616 --> 00:18:22,917
Ok. Ok. I'll do that.

356
00:18:22,985 --> 00:18:24,518
Again, I'm really-ah-choo!

357
00:18:24,586 --> 00:18:25,820
Sorry.

358
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:29,623
Ooh, you didn't breathe on
any of the food, did you?

359
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:30,524
No, I was careful.

360
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:31,676
Ok.

361
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:32,877
All right, sweetie.

362
00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:37,148
Hey, ma!

363
00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:38,365
You're not gonna believe it.

364
00:18:38,433 --> 00:18:40,367
I'm doin' it. I'm playing again.

365
00:18:40,435 --> 00:18:42,369
I even got in touch
with my old coach.

366
00:18:42,437 --> 00:18:44,806
He said he was gonna-

367
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,391
mom?

368
00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:48,592
Coach wallach?

369
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,694
Oh, hey, kid, how you doing?

370
00:18:50,762 --> 00:18:54,565
Well, you're the one who got
back in touch with him.

371
00:18:54,632 --> 00:18:58,035
Be a dear and get
mommy a ginger ale.

372
00:19:02,424 --> 00:19:03,958
But the finals are tomorrow.

373
00:19:04,026 --> 00:19:05,092
You gotta play.

374
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,461
Come on, stop blubbering.

375
00:19:08,697 --> 00:19:11,498
So your mother gets around.
What else is new?

376
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,702
Oh, the hell with you!

377
00:19:21,142 --> 00:19:23,294
What, are you making a sandwich?

378
00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:29,033
What gave me away, the
bread, ham, and mustard?

379
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,369
Big man scores again.

380
00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:32,970
Anyway, eat up.

381
00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:35,139
You need your strength.
Tomorrow's a big day.

382
00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:36,891
Yeah? What's so big about it?

383
00:19:36,959 --> 00:19:38,576
Why, you and I are in the finals

384
00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:40,077
against Philip and Warren.

385
00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:42,146
Don't tell me you forgot?

386
00:19:42,213 --> 00:19:44,682
What are you talking about?
You dumped me.

387
00:19:44,749 --> 00:19:47,435
Dumped you? That
doesn't sound like me.

388
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:51,605
Wait a second. That was
Spence on the phone.

389
00:19:51,673 --> 00:19:54,441
He's out, and you want
me back in, is that it?

390
00:19:54,509 --> 00:19:58,345
Great. Now that we're up to
speed, let's talk strategy.

391
00:19:58,413 --> 00:20:00,164
What-what would
possibly make you think

392
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:02,300
I would come back and
help you win this thing?

393
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,651
Why would I help
you do anything?

394
00:20:09,157 --> 00:20:11,458
You're right.

395
00:20:11,526 --> 00:20:12,927
I'm sorry, Douglas.

396
00:20:12,995 --> 00:20:16,297
I guess when you've failed in as
many things as I have in life,

397
00:20:16,365 --> 00:20:19,833
a basket of foot powder
looks like the nobel prize.

398
00:20:22,037 --> 00:20:23,637
I've lost that.

399
00:20:23,705 --> 00:20:26,507
And now I've probably
lost you, too.

400
00:20:27,575 --> 00:20:29,210
Well, good night.

401
00:20:31,746 --> 00:20:33,580
All right, I'll play.

402
00:20:34,682 --> 00:20:35,783
Really?

403
00:20:35,850 --> 00:20:38,619
Yeah, but you realize

404
00:20:38,686 --> 00:20:40,587
we're probably not
gonna win this thing.

405
00:20:40,655 --> 00:20:44,926
Just you doing this
means I've already won.

406
00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:50,364
Loser! I would've been
better off with an ape.

407
00:20:50,432 --> 00:20:52,133
You said you didn't
care about winning.

408
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,634
You're dead to me.

409
00:20:53,701 --> 00:20:55,636
Same here!

410
00:20:55,704 --> 00:20:58,439
Aha, sweet relief.

411
00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:12,469
Carrie!

412
00:21:12,494 --> 00:21:14,338
I have your jambalaya.

413
00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:18,876
Come on. And 2, and 3, and 4!
Come on!

414
00:21:18,943 --> 00:21:20,310
Lift your legs!

415
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:22,980
Just leave it on the counter there.
Thanks, hol.

416
00:21:23,047 --> 00:21:24,648
Keep those elbows up.

417
00:21:24,716 --> 00:21:28,652
Come on, and 1! And 2!
And 3! And 4!

418
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:29,970
Feel the burn.

419
00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:33,741
Ah-choo!