1 00:00:34,917 --> 00:00:37,402 Doug, you're not even dressed yet? 2 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:41,339 We're not really going to karaoke, are we? 3 00:00:41,407 --> 00:00:43,224 I went to see Jean-Claude Van Damme 4 00:00:43,292 --> 00:00:45,860 at the learning annex. 5 00:00:45,928 --> 00:00:48,563 You knew that bill was coming due. 6 00:00:48,631 --> 00:00:52,417 Don't make me do this. I don't perform well under pressure. 7 00:00:52,485 --> 00:00:55,202 Believe me, I know. 8 00:00:55,270 --> 00:00:59,757 But maybe karaoke will be different. 9 00:00:59,825 --> 00:01:03,044 Relax, man. We'll all be there. It's gonna be a hoot. 10 00:01:03,112 --> 00:01:05,029 A hoot? 11 00:01:05,098 --> 00:01:07,832 You got to stop hanging around white people. 12 00:01:09,685 --> 00:01:11,503 Hey, hey. Danny isn't here yet, is he? 13 00:01:12,805 --> 00:01:15,868 When he comes here, excuse yourself and go upstairs. 14 00:01:15,892 --> 00:01:17,035 What for? 15 00:01:17,059 --> 00:01:18,944 I want you to call him on his cell phone, ok? 16 00:01:19,011 --> 00:01:23,230 Say you're from the lab and you have his test results, ok? 17 00:01:23,298 --> 00:01:26,500 And then... you know what? I have it all here in this script. 18 00:01:28,170 --> 00:01:31,873 This is funny. You know what? I could do it in an accent. 19 00:01:31,941 --> 00:01:34,742 Like... "I'm from the institute." 20 00:01:34,810 --> 00:01:37,095 That would be great. That would be great. Here he comes. 21 00:01:37,163 --> 00:01:38,729 I got to try not to laugh. 22 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:41,032 What's up, man? Hi, guys. 23 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:42,233 What's going on? 24 00:01:42,301 --> 00:01:45,153 Spence wanted me to screw with you. 25 00:01:45,221 --> 00:01:46,838 What are you doing? 26 00:01:46,922 --> 00:01:49,224 Wow. You really did your homework. 27 00:01:49,291 --> 00:01:51,659 I would've been devastated. 28 00:01:51,727 --> 00:01:54,596 I'm gonna grab a beer. 29 00:01:54,663 --> 00:01:56,965 Danny pulls pranks on me all the time. 30 00:01:57,032 --> 00:01:58,817 I just wanted to get him back once. 31 00:01:58,851 --> 00:02:02,002 Spence, let me break it down for you. You're not a prankster. 32 00:02:02,070 --> 00:02:04,004 You're a victim. 33 00:02:04,106 --> 00:02:08,092 Accept it, and you're gonna save yourself a lot of heartache. 34 00:02:08,194 --> 00:02:10,611 Oh, by the way, when we get to karaoke tonight, 35 00:02:10,679 --> 00:02:12,480 I'm staying in character, 36 00:02:12,548 --> 00:02:17,152 so I'll only answer to "Neil" or "Mr. Diamond." 37 00:02:17,219 --> 00:02:20,372 So, uh, what are you guys gonna sing? 38 00:02:20,506 --> 00:02:22,223 I was gonna do the carpenters, 39 00:02:22,291 --> 00:02:24,659 but after that "white people" comment, 40 00:02:24,726 --> 00:02:27,628 thinking I might go Tupac. 41 00:02:49,869 --> 00:02:51,552 I don't get this song. 42 00:02:51,621 --> 00:02:54,172 Did she hear about the letter listening to the radio, 43 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:57,808 or was it physically on top of the radio? 44 00:02:57,877 --> 00:02:59,221 You know what? I'm black and I'm proud, 45 00:02:59,245 --> 00:03:01,580 and I'm singing "laughter in the rain." 46 00:03:05,801 --> 00:03:08,052 Whoo! Good, Carrie! 47 00:03:09,655 --> 00:03:12,757 Give it up. Yeah! 48 00:03:12,824 --> 00:03:15,126 All right, honey. Your turn. Have fun. 49 00:03:15,193 --> 00:03:16,761 Yeah, I hate everything about you. 50 00:03:16,828 --> 00:03:19,831 Let's have a big scooter McGee's welcome for Doug Heffernan! 51 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:24,068 Yeah! Come on, baby! 52 00:04:24,830 --> 00:04:26,564 Let's give it up for Doug Heffernan. 53 00:04:26,632 --> 00:04:27,859 Yeah! 54 00:04:27,883 --> 00:04:28,733 Honey, 55 00:04:28,801 --> 00:04:31,536 I got to tell you, that did not suck. 56 00:04:31,603 --> 00:04:33,488 Yeah, that was great. 57 00:04:33,556 --> 00:04:35,340 I felt like I was off-really? 58 00:04:35,424 --> 00:04:36,424 Yeah. 59 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:42,147 Did you find a movie yet? 60 00:04:42,214 --> 00:04:45,449 At the midway we can still make the 7:15 showing 61 00:04:45,517 --> 00:04:46,851 of ha be as corpus. 62 00:04:46,919 --> 00:04:49,988 I hear that's great. It's based on a true story. 63 00:04:50,105 --> 00:04:52,039 Mm-mmm. You know my rule. 64 00:04:52,107 --> 00:04:55,743 If it's true, it's craparoo. 65 00:04:56,962 --> 00:04:58,396 I'll keep looking. 66 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:01,633 Doug, you got an e-mail. 67 00:05:01,701 --> 00:05:03,818 Hmm. Who is it from? 68 00:05:03,869 --> 00:05:07,605 Uh, it says, "cutiepie32." 69 00:05:07,656 --> 00:05:09,791 Oh. Open it up. 70 00:05:09,858 --> 00:05:11,025 Ok. 71 00:05:11,093 --> 00:05:13,461 "I hope this is the right Doug Heffernan. 72 00:05:13,528 --> 00:05:16,197 "Did you sing at the karaoke bar last night? 73 00:05:16,264 --> 00:05:18,600 "I'm there almost every night, and you were awesome. 74 00:05:18,667 --> 00:05:20,602 Anyway, just wanted to let you know." 75 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:24,072 Fan mail. 76 00:05:24,139 --> 00:05:27,541 You didn't even get that when you won the wing-eating contest. 77 00:05:27,610 --> 00:05:29,777 That time you put your life on the line. 78 00:05:29,845 --> 00:05:31,779 Yeah, relax, everybody, all right? 79 00:05:31,847 --> 00:05:34,148 You sang "Brandy." It's like one octave. 80 00:05:35,901 --> 00:05:38,869 Ok, guys, let's hit this pizza hard and get out of here. 81 00:05:38,937 --> 00:05:41,573 I'm not missing the Harry Potter preview again. 82 00:05:43,809 --> 00:05:45,243 What's going on? 83 00:05:45,311 --> 00:05:47,278 Doug's got a little karaoke fan. 84 00:05:47,346 --> 00:05:49,113 Really? Yeah. 85 00:05:49,181 --> 00:05:52,584 Apparently, I don't just sing a song. I make love to it. 86 00:05:52,635 --> 00:05:55,853 Man. Do you think it was those aer lingus stewardesses 87 00:05:55,921 --> 00:05:57,888 that sang "dancing queen"? 88 00:05:57,956 --> 00:06:00,425 Whoa. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. 89 00:06:00,476 --> 00:06:04,829 How do we know that "cutiepie" isn't "cutieguy"? 90 00:06:04,897 --> 00:06:07,599 You know who it is? I bet you it's the hot waitress. 91 00:06:07,666 --> 00:06:09,267 You remember she said I did a good job. 92 00:06:09,301 --> 00:06:11,952 Yeah, yeah. It's not like she was angling for a tip or anything. 93 00:06:15,657 --> 00:06:19,227 Ooh, look at this. I got another e-mail from cutiepie32. 94 00:06:19,294 --> 00:06:21,095 Unbelievable. 95 00:06:21,163 --> 00:06:22,580 "Ok, truth time. 96 00:06:22,648 --> 00:06:25,182 "It's not just that I'm a fan of your singing. 97 00:06:25,250 --> 00:06:27,184 "I think you're really sexy. 98 00:06:27,252 --> 00:06:29,186 "Oh, and thanks for opening your shirt a little. 99 00:06:29,254 --> 00:06:31,216 That was the icing on the cake." 100 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:33,975 She's using a semi-colon and closed parentheses. 101 00:06:34,042 --> 00:06:37,378 She's winking at you. 102 00:06:37,496 --> 00:06:39,813 Hey. I thought you guys were going to the movies. 103 00:06:39,849 --> 00:06:41,850 Oh, that's right. Let's get going. 104 00:06:41,917 --> 00:06:43,151 Take care, Carrie. 105 00:06:43,219 --> 00:06:46,221 Don't wanna be late for ha be as corpus. 106 00:06:46,305 --> 00:06:49,000 Have fun. Doug. Yeah? 107 00:06:49,024 --> 00:06:51,492 Why are you taking your laptop to the movies? 108 00:06:51,644 --> 00:06:54,846 Uh, so I can write about it in my blog. 109 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:05,875 Come on, man. 110 00:07:05,900 --> 00:07:07,458 Are we gonna play basketball or what? 111 00:07:07,543 --> 00:07:11,178 Just a few more minutes. She's gonna e-mail me. I can feel it. 112 00:07:11,246 --> 00:07:13,364 You haven't heard from her in 3 days. 113 00:07:13,431 --> 00:07:17,568 I know. One minute she's sending me a list of our children's names- 114 00:07:17,636 --> 00:07:19,353 I like Caleb. 115 00:07:19,421 --> 00:07:22,423 And all of a sudden, nothing. I don't get it. 116 00:07:22,490 --> 00:07:24,602 Maybe she's just been busy and doesn't have the time. 117 00:07:24,626 --> 00:07:25,893 Hey, you're a stalker. 118 00:07:25,961 --> 00:07:28,029 You make the time. 119 00:07:30,299 --> 00:07:32,300 Uh-huh. Back in business. 120 00:07:32,367 --> 00:07:34,102 Let me see here. 121 00:07:34,169 --> 00:07:36,737 Uhh! It's from my mom. 122 00:07:36,805 --> 00:07:39,807 "10 reasons why men leave the seat up." 123 00:07:39,875 --> 00:07:42,610 Delete! Delete! 124 00:07:42,661 --> 00:07:45,746 Take it easy, man. What are you getting all worked up about this for? 125 00:07:45,814 --> 00:07:48,166 I don't know. It just made me feel good. 126 00:07:48,233 --> 00:07:52,870 It's not every day that a woman asks to see me in tighter clothes. 127 00:07:53,005 --> 00:07:55,356 You know what? She probably just lost interest. 128 00:07:55,424 --> 00:07:58,125 Memories fade, man. Think about it. 129 00:07:58,193 --> 00:08:01,028 You sang one song to her a week ago. 130 00:08:30,709 --> 00:08:33,577 It looks like you're next. What are you gonna sing? 131 00:08:33,645 --> 00:08:37,347 Neil diamond. 132 00:08:37,415 --> 00:08:39,934 - Oh, sorry. You, uh. - You got to pick something else. 133 00:08:40,001 --> 00:08:43,037 Somebody sang him at happy hour. 134 00:08:44,957 --> 00:08:46,257 So what? 135 00:08:46,325 --> 00:08:48,759 We don't double diamond here. 136 00:08:50,128 --> 00:08:52,062 It says so on the sign-up sheet. 137 00:08:52,130 --> 00:08:54,799 All right, fine. I'll do it next week. 138 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:58,069 But just so you know, you're not punishing me. 139 00:08:58,136 --> 00:09:00,304 You're punishing them. 140 00:09:32,287 --> 00:09:34,739 How much fun was that? I know. 141 00:09:34,806 --> 00:09:37,091 I had to drag you there the first time, 142 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:39,160 and now you're dragging me there. 143 00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:41,979 I got the fever! I know. 144 00:09:42,064 --> 00:09:44,298 Hey, honey, what do you say we go upstairs 145 00:09:44,366 --> 00:09:47,668 and, uh, make some more endless love? 146 00:09:47,736 --> 00:09:50,571 Oh. Well, I wouldn't count on the "endless" part, 147 00:09:50,638 --> 00:09:52,339 but yeah. 148 00:09:52,407 --> 00:09:54,242 Ok. I'm gonna go take a shower. 149 00:09:54,359 --> 00:09:58,178 All right. I'll be up there in a minute. 150 00:10:04,136 --> 00:10:06,236 S- s-still nothing. 151 00:10:06,304 --> 00:10:07,638 Honey? 152 00:10:07,706 --> 00:10:09,407 Uh... what? 153 00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:12,576 Uh, I was thinking... Wanna take a shower with me? 154 00:10:12,644 --> 00:10:14,312 Conserve water? 155 00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:16,597 Oh. See, now, I like where you're going there 156 00:10:16,665 --> 00:10:19,667 because it sounds like we can get up there 157 00:10:19,735 --> 00:10:22,035 and have a little- 158 00:10:24,473 --> 00:10:26,740 fun. Let's lather up. 159 00:10:26,808 --> 00:10:30,278 Who's "cutiepie32"? 160 00:10:30,345 --> 00:10:32,613 Yeah, I think it's DEA-it's Deacon. 161 00:10:35,617 --> 00:10:39,353 "The subject is 'your arms looked sexy tonight.'" 162 00:10:40,722 --> 00:10:43,824 yeah, it's definitely Deacon. 163 00:10:43,892 --> 00:10:45,059 Open it up. 164 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:46,354 That's all right. I'll talk to him tomorrow. 165 00:10:46,378 --> 00:10:48,139 You should open it up. Ok. 166 00:10:48,163 --> 00:10:49,664 Ok. 167 00:10:52,801 --> 00:10:54,836 There you go. Oh! 168 00:10:54,903 --> 00:10:59,239 Did Deacon scan his panties and send them to you? 169 00:10:59,307 --> 00:11:02,126 That, my friend, is a cry for help. 170 00:11:02,194 --> 00:11:05,379 All right, what the hell is going on here? 171 00:11:06,279 --> 00:11:08,644 Nothing. Ju-who is that? 172 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:09,829 I don't know. You don't know? 173 00:11:09,868 --> 00:11:11,436 I don't know. I never met her. 174 00:11:11,503 --> 00:11:13,204 She saw me sing karaoke, 175 00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:16,407 - and, uh, she's been e. - Mailing me ever since. I don't write her back. 176 00:11:16,492 --> 00:11:19,744 So that's why you brought me there tonight? So you could sing to her? 177 00:11:20,450 --> 00:11:21,967 And you. 178 00:11:22,858 --> 00:11:24,992 Come on. How about that shower? 179 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:26,750 Oh, my-you are unbelievable. 180 00:11:26,818 --> 00:11:28,552 I'm not doing anything wrong here. 181 00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:29,697 You're not doing anything wrong? 182 00:11:29,721 --> 00:11:31,956 You're having some thing with some cyber-skank. 183 00:11:32,023 --> 00:11:35,292 It's not a thing. She's stalking me. I'm the victim here. 184 00:11:35,344 --> 00:11:38,078 Oh, you're the victim. Ok. You're loving this. 185 00:11:38,147 --> 00:11:39,847 Oh, com- 186 00:11:39,914 --> 00:11:41,715 oh, I get it. 187 00:11:41,783 --> 00:11:43,912 Oh, my... you're jealous. 188 00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:46,070 I'm jealous. I'm jealous of what? 189 00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:49,223 You're jealous I have a stalker and you don't. 190 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:51,292 Excuse me, Doug. 191 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,194 I have had plenty of stalkers, ok? 192 00:11:53,262 --> 00:11:55,473 You know how many times I had to move or change my phone number 193 00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:57,831 'cause I was being hounded by some weirdo? 194 00:11:57,950 --> 00:12:01,602 Hmm. Not ringing a bell since I've known you. 195 00:12:01,670 --> 00:12:06,173 Anyone stalk you, say, in the 21st century? 196 00:12:06,241 --> 00:12:09,109 Yes. As a matter of fact, I'm being stalked right now. 197 00:12:09,178 --> 00:12:10,861 Really? Yeah. 198 00:12:10,962 --> 00:12:13,647 By who? By Tommy Leonardi, ok? 199 00:12:13,715 --> 00:12:16,427 I knew him from high school. He googled me, and he e-mailed me just today. 200 00:12:16,451 --> 00:12:17,918 Happens all the time. 201 00:12:17,985 --> 00:12:20,737 Wow. Why don't you show me? 202 00:12:25,310 --> 00:12:26,743 Fine. That's fine. 203 00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:29,446 But I'll tell you what. It ain't pretty. 204 00:12:31,616 --> 00:12:35,019 "Then in April, I was transferred to Tucson. 205 00:12:35,086 --> 00:12:38,055 So me, Alice, Dylan, and the twins packed up the car..." 206 00:12:38,156 --> 00:12:40,140 That's your stalker? 207 00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:42,676 That's a Christmas letter. 208 00:12:42,744 --> 00:12:44,562 Doug, that's the way it starts. 209 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,797 Then the phone calls. Then the hang-ups. 210 00:12:46,865 --> 00:12:49,310 The next thing you know, he's gonna be wearing my skin as a suit. 211 00:12:49,334 --> 00:12:51,068 Now you're embarrassing yourself. 212 00:12:51,136 --> 00:12:53,471 You know what? This conversation is over. 213 00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:57,608 - All right. You and your little karaoke slut. - You're through. Ok? 214 00:12:57,676 --> 00:12:59,143 What am I supposed to do? 215 00:12:59,177 --> 00:13:01,945 Believe me, if there was some magical way 216 00:13:02,013 --> 00:13:05,349 to block her from e-mailing me, I would. 217 00:13:09,271 --> 00:13:10,938 There. 218 00:13:11,005 --> 00:13:12,607 She's blocked. 219 00:13:14,042 --> 00:13:15,576 Thank you. 220 00:13:21,816 --> 00:13:23,784 Doug, stop checking your inbox. 221 00:13:23,851 --> 00:13:25,786 Carrie blocked her. It's over. 222 00:13:25,853 --> 00:13:27,621 You know, this is ridiculous. 223 00:13:27,656 --> 00:13:29,139 I can't have anything anymore. 224 00:13:29,206 --> 00:13:31,575 No more ring-dings. No stalker. 225 00:13:31,643 --> 00:13:34,845 Why do I even get out of bed? 226 00:13:34,913 --> 00:13:36,697 Just come watch celebrity poker. 227 00:13:36,765 --> 00:13:40,561 Marg helgenberger has pocket aces. 228 00:13:40,585 --> 00:13:42,352 I'm not taking this anymore. 229 00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:45,332 Spence, you know about computer crap. Is there any way I can undo this block? 230 00:13:45,356 --> 00:13:47,140 Well, yeah, but... 231 00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:48,452 Then come over here and help me. 232 00:13:48,476 --> 00:13:50,226 I don't wanna get Carrie mad at me. 233 00:13:50,294 --> 00:13:52,896 She doesn't like you anyway, ok? 234 00:13:52,963 --> 00:13:55,198 Now, do me a favor and just un-crack the code. 235 00:13:55,266 --> 00:13:58,334 There's no code. You just hit "unblock." 236 00:13:58,403 --> 00:14:01,738 Ok, I don't need to know how the sausage is made. Just do it. 237 00:14:01,806 --> 00:14:05,174 I did it, ok? And I was never here. 238 00:14:05,242 --> 00:14:07,577 Ok. Come on, cutiepie32. 239 00:14:07,645 --> 00:14:09,579 I got to tell you, 240 00:14:09,647 --> 00:14:12,582 I'm seeing your clothes all over the lawn. 241 00:14:14,953 --> 00:14:16,887 And welcome back, cutiepie. 242 00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:22,208 "Dear Doug. First you block me, then you unblock me. 243 00:14:22,276 --> 00:14:25,846 Nobody treats me like that. Nobody." 244 00:14:27,181 --> 00:14:28,415 Da- 245 00:14:28,483 --> 00:14:31,418 she's a little... She's a little miffed. 246 00:14:34,622 --> 00:14:36,623 "Don't think you can get away from me, 247 00:14:36,691 --> 00:14:38,625 because I'm watching you." 248 00:14:39,994 --> 00:14:41,395 Watching me. 249 00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:44,365 That's right out of the "crazy" handbook, am I right? 250 00:14:44,432 --> 00:14:46,400 Yeah. Right. 251 00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:54,274 "I like your shirt. I'm a mets fan, too." 252 00:14:57,211 --> 00:14:59,145 Uh... I-I-I'm gonna head out. 253 00:14:59,213 --> 00:15:01,415 Yeah, yeah. My, uh, dog's been cooped up all day. 254 00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:03,083 I'm gonna head out, too. 255 00:15:03,218 --> 00:15:04,934 Guys, it's a lucky guess. 256 00:15:05,003 --> 00:15:08,522 Half the fat guys in queens wear mets shirts. 257 00:15:45,743 --> 00:15:48,962 Oh, God! 258 00:15:51,198 --> 00:15:54,267 You know, you can warn a person when you're gonna make tea, ok? 259 00:15:54,335 --> 00:15:56,736 Common courtesy! 260 00:15:56,804 --> 00:15:58,622 You ever hear of knocking? 261 00:15:58,690 --> 00:16:00,591 What's going on? 262 00:16:00,658 --> 00:16:02,576 This came in. 263 00:16:04,578 --> 00:16:07,181 "Hey, Doug, sorry I've been a little hard on you. 264 00:16:07,248 --> 00:16:08,592 "You know what would really cheer me up? 265 00:16:08,616 --> 00:16:11,051 "If you would sing me a song tonight at the karaoke bar. 266 00:16:11,119 --> 00:16:13,053 "How about 'I will always love you'? 267 00:16:13,121 --> 00:16:16,489 I really hope you don't let me down." 268 00:16:18,192 --> 00:16:20,193 Doesn't sound so bad. 269 00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:22,729 Yeah? This came with it. 270 00:16:27,669 --> 00:16:30,937 I guess you probably shouldn't let her down. 271 00:16:32,323 --> 00:16:35,742 Hey, how many of you out there like Christmas? 272 00:16:35,810 --> 00:16:39,012 Well, I do, too. 273 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,915 Why don't we celebrate a little early with one of my favorites. 274 00:16:41,983 --> 00:16:44,718 And if anybody likes what they hear or see, 275 00:16:47,856 --> 00:16:50,357 that's with two f's, by the way. Here we go. 276 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:08,024 Hello. Are you from out of town? 277 00:17:08,092 --> 00:17:09,926 Yeah, I could tell. 278 00:17:09,994 --> 00:17:11,928 Did you guys come together? 279 00:17:11,996 --> 00:17:14,564 Oh, that's so unfortunate. 280 00:17:14,632 --> 00:17:17,000 Hey, I need your spot. What? 281 00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:19,252 No way. I've been waiting 2 weeks to do this. 282 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,582 Danny, if my stalker doesn't hear me sing tonight, I'm gonna die. 283 00:17:21,606 --> 00:17:23,840 Oh. I see. Now I have to go on her schedule. 284 00:17:23,907 --> 00:17:26,693 Yes. And tell them I'm gonna sing "I will always love you." 285 00:17:26,761 --> 00:17:29,045 Fine. I'll tell dj Ron. 286 00:17:29,113 --> 00:17:31,914 When is your spot? Right after Carrie. 287 00:17:52,637 --> 00:17:54,170 Thank you so much. 288 00:17:56,374 --> 00:17:57,940 Thank you so much. 289 00:17:58,008 --> 00:18:00,694 Carrie, what are you doing here? 290 00:18:00,762 --> 00:18:02,528 Singing. 291 00:18:02,596 --> 00:18:04,780 You're trying to get stalked. 292 00:18:04,848 --> 00:18:06,999 Ok, let's make a little noise 293 00:18:07,067 --> 00:18:08,985 for Doug Heffernan! 294 00:18:09,053 --> 00:18:11,721 What are you trying to do, impress your little stalker? 295 00:18:11,789 --> 00:18:14,234 No. My stalker went all fatal attraction on me since you blocked her e-mails. 296 00:18:14,258 --> 00:18:15,625 Now she wants me to sing. 297 00:18:15,693 --> 00:18:17,811 Well, show her to me. I'll kick her ass. 298 00:18:17,878 --> 00:18:19,918 You don't even know what you're doing. No! Let's go. 299 00:18:39,433 --> 00:18:40,967 I will always... 300 00:18:41,035 --> 00:18:42,568 Love you. 301 00:19:10,615 --> 00:19:12,282 Doug? 302 00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:13,850 Wait. 303 00:19:21,074 --> 00:19:23,593 What are you in such a hurry for, sweetie? 304 00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:27,074 What do you want from me? I sang your song. Now, leave me alone. 305 00:19:27,098 --> 00:19:29,932 Somebody just wanted me to give you this message. 306 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,568 Here. 307 00:19:37,891 --> 00:19:39,459 "Look behind you"? 308 00:19:41,162 --> 00:19:43,063 Hello, Doug. 309 00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:44,364 Spence? 310 00:19:44,431 --> 00:19:46,366 You're cutiepie32? 311 00:19:46,433 --> 00:19:48,401 That's right. 312 00:19:48,469 --> 00:19:50,536 Well... 313 00:19:50,604 --> 00:19:53,273 So... you're in love with me? 314 00:19:53,341 --> 00:19:54,875 What? No! 315 00:19:54,942 --> 00:19:58,644 No. Listen. It all started that first night we went to karaoke. 316 00:19:58,712 --> 00:20:01,063 You're not a prankster. You're a victim. 317 00:20:01,132 --> 00:20:04,200 Accept it, and you're gonna save yourself a lot of heartache. 318 00:20:37,418 --> 00:20:39,920 Who's the victim now? 319 00:20:39,987 --> 00:20:41,354 Me. 320 00:20:42,489 --> 00:20:46,026 And in about one minute, you. 321 00:20:46,093 --> 00:20:48,561 I'm-I'm gonna get going.