1 00:00:08,398 --> 00:00:10,151 Ahh, Sunday. 2 00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:11,476 You know what I like to call it? 3 00:00:11,543 --> 00:00:13,744 Fun day. 4 00:00:13,812 --> 00:00:15,380 That's a good one. 5 00:00:26,876 --> 00:00:30,111 Ok, I got a couple problems here, 6 00:00:30,179 --> 00:00:31,412 but let's start with this one- 7 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:34,215 why do your socks have big 4s on the bottom? 8 00:00:34,283 --> 00:00:35,750 It's my new system. 9 00:00:35,818 --> 00:00:37,619 I label them so I don't mix them up 10 00:00:37,686 --> 00:00:39,887 with my other sets of socks. 11 00:00:39,955 --> 00:00:42,390 Bam! 12 00:00:44,010 --> 00:00:45,543 But Arthur, all your socks are white. 13 00:00:45,611 --> 00:00:47,145 You just grab any two of them. 14 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:50,549 Obviously you've never heard of "toe memory." 15 00:00:50,616 --> 00:00:54,452 As a sock evolves, it either becomes a left sock 16 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:56,087 or a right sock. 17 00:00:56,155 --> 00:00:58,723 If you put one on the wrong foot, 18 00:00:58,791 --> 00:01:02,293 you're asking for a day of discomfort, 19 00:01:02,361 --> 00:01:04,228 and shame. 20 00:01:06,115 --> 00:01:08,383 But how do the 4s tell you which one's a right 21 00:01:08,451 --> 00:01:09,917 and which one's a left? 22 00:01:09,985 --> 00:01:11,853 Look, Douglas, my system has its flaws, 23 00:01:11,921 --> 00:01:14,156 but I've come at this from every angle, 24 00:01:14,223 --> 00:01:17,292 and believe me, there is no better way. 25 00:01:23,766 --> 00:01:25,334 Unless you just label every sock 26 00:01:25,401 --> 00:01:28,337 with either an "I" or an "r." 27 00:01:28,404 --> 00:01:31,523 Well, there goes my fun day! 28 00:01:33,042 --> 00:01:34,776 By the way, it's Saturday. 29 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:13,265 Today I was watching the discovery channel, 30 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:15,351 and they said because of that evolution crap, 31 00:02:15,418 --> 00:02:19,054 that eventually people are gonna stop having pinkie toes. 32 00:02:19,122 --> 00:02:21,140 Oh, man. That blows. I know. 33 00:02:21,207 --> 00:02:23,542 Yeah, but that won't happen for like thousands of years. 34 00:02:23,609 --> 00:02:24,810 Still, that doesn't worry you? 35 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:27,663 No. I have pinkie toes. 36 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:29,225 Great, why don't you tell that to your grandchildren 37 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:30,416 when they're tipping over? 38 00:02:31,784 --> 00:02:32,918 Hey. Sorry I'm late. 39 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,086 Hey. 40 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:38,223 What? 41 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:41,159 You, uh, you do realize you got a baby strapped to your chest? 42 00:02:41,227 --> 00:02:42,494 Yeah. 43 00:02:42,562 --> 00:02:44,129 Um, ah, dip, good. 44 00:02:46,165 --> 00:02:47,967 Ok, guy, what's the deal here? 45 00:02:48,035 --> 00:02:49,635 It's Tanya's kid. 46 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:51,403 That waitress you used to go out with? 47 00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:53,005 You had a kid with her? 48 00:02:53,073 --> 00:02:54,457 No, remember, she cheated on me? 49 00:02:54,524 --> 00:02:56,992 Do you guys listen to anything I say? 50 00:02:57,060 --> 00:02:59,611 So-so what are you doing with her baby? 51 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:02,107 Ah, she's got some training seminar out of town for the weekend, 52 00:03:02,131 --> 00:03:04,065 so she asked me to watch the kid. 53 00:03:04,133 --> 00:03:05,411 So she's got you babysitting the kid 54 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:08,703 she had with the guy she cheated on you with? 55 00:03:08,771 --> 00:03:09,821 Yeah. 56 00:03:09,889 --> 00:03:11,767 Well, you know, it's a ploy to get back with me. 57 00:03:11,791 --> 00:03:14,693 I mean, that's why she borrowed my car and all that money. 58 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:18,330 Obviously got a bad case of the Dannys. 59 00:03:18,398 --> 00:03:20,566 Well, I gotta say that's a pretty cute kid, 60 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:23,201 you know, for a white one. 61 00:03:23,269 --> 00:03:25,604 Thanks, man. And I don't mean to brag, 62 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:27,707 but the guy that she cheated on me with, 63 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:30,175 he was an underwear model. 64 00:03:30,243 --> 00:03:32,127 Hey, let me check it out. 65 00:03:32,195 --> 00:03:33,545 Oh, maybe later. 66 00:03:33,613 --> 00:03:35,347 You know, my little guy just said "dada" 67 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:36,482 for the first time? 68 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:39,485 He said it to the cable guy, but it was still a thrill. 69 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:42,354 Ah, kids are great. 70 00:03:42,422 --> 00:03:44,556 Yeah, I'm so attached and it's not even my own kid. 71 00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:46,758 I can't even imagine what that would feel like. 72 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:48,394 I gotta take a leak. 73 00:03:48,461 --> 00:03:50,312 Yeah, I'll take her. 74 00:03:50,380 --> 00:03:51,380 Ah, Deac's got her. 75 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:52,848 Yeah. 76 00:03:52,915 --> 00:03:55,401 Guy, I can hold the baby, ok? 77 00:03:55,468 --> 00:03:57,168 I held his kid at his christening. 78 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,402 Excuse me, you're the manager, right? 79 00:04:13,470 --> 00:04:14,537 Yes. 80 00:04:14,604 --> 00:04:15,688 I'm Arthur Spooner. 81 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,690 I'd like to officially announce my candidacy 82 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:20,392 for "customer of the month." 83 00:04:20,477 --> 00:04:24,279 Oh, well, we'll certainly keep you in mind. 84 00:04:24,314 --> 00:04:25,780 Just to remind you, 85 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:27,782 I have been here every day this month. 86 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:29,417 My attendance is perfect. 87 00:04:29,485 --> 00:04:31,786 Yes, I know you come in here a lot. 88 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:34,122 Not a lot. Every day. 89 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:37,209 It's just that I've never actually seen you 90 00:04:37,276 --> 00:04:39,011 buy anything. 91 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:40,445 What? 92 00:04:40,513 --> 00:04:42,614 Yeah, you bring a thermos of your own coffee 93 00:04:42,682 --> 00:04:44,683 and use our cream and sugar. 94 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:45,918 I buy things all the time. 95 00:04:45,986 --> 00:04:48,954 I purchased a rice krispie treat not 2 weeks ago. 96 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:51,390 Yes, but you ate most of it 97 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,158 and returned the rest for a refund. 98 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:55,127 You said you found a fish hook in it. 99 00:04:55,194 --> 00:04:57,613 I did. 100 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:02,317 Um, it's not just about how much money people spend. 101 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:04,686 Look at Helen. She's 80 years old 102 00:05:04,754 --> 00:05:07,155 and just walked 12 Miles for muscular dystrophy. 103 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:10,025 Oh, I see. So I can't be customer of the month 104 00:05:10,093 --> 00:05:12,360 because I had a falling out with Jerry Lewis? 105 00:05:12,428 --> 00:05:13,428 Sir, you're missing- 106 00:05:13,513 --> 00:05:15,714 for your information, I put a call into him, 107 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:17,616 the ball is in his court. 108 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:19,151 Look, I gotta get back to work. 109 00:05:19,218 --> 00:05:21,586 Oh, by the way, 110 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,989 I think your razor's finished charging. 111 00:05:50,317 --> 00:05:51,851 Honey, what are you doing? 112 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:54,353 Shh! Don't be afraid. 113 00:05:54,420 --> 00:05:56,856 Just relax. 114 00:05:56,923 --> 00:05:59,591 I gotta get up early for work tomorrow. 115 00:05:59,659 --> 00:06:00,826 Shh, come on. 116 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:03,528 Let's make a baby. 117 00:06:03,596 --> 00:06:05,797 What? 118 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:09,068 Yeah. I want to make a baby. Tonight. 119 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:11,302 Were you at a strip club? 120 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:13,455 No, I just... 121 00:06:13,522 --> 00:06:15,190 I've been thinking about, you know, 122 00:06:15,258 --> 00:06:17,259 how much I love you 123 00:06:17,326 --> 00:06:22,031 and how much a baby would make our lives complete. 124 00:06:22,098 --> 00:06:23,382 Really? 125 00:06:23,449 --> 00:06:26,118 Yeah. So scooch your bloomers down and count to 50. 126 00:06:26,185 --> 00:06:27,352 Come on. 127 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:29,955 Are you serious? I've never seen you like this. 128 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:32,825 Yeah. Oh, and by the way, when we have our baby, 129 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,359 Danny's not allowed to hold it. 130 00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:35,794 Ha ha, what are you talking about? 131 00:06:35,862 --> 00:06:36,929 It's just that, you know, 132 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:38,074 he was babysitting his girlfriend's kid, 133 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:39,598 and he wouldn't let me hold it, 134 00:06:39,665 --> 00:06:41,477 but the joke's on him because we're gonna make our own baby 135 00:06:41,501 --> 00:06:43,302 and it's gonna blow his away, so come on. 136 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:44,370 All right, get off me. 137 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,638 What? What's the matter? 138 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:47,839 I can't believe you! 139 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:48,917 The reason why you want to have a baby 140 00:06:48,941 --> 00:06:50,909 is so you can get even with Danny? 141 00:06:50,976 --> 00:06:52,695 And make our lives complete! 142 00:06:52,762 --> 00:06:55,046 You are unbelievable, man! 143 00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:56,981 This is why I don't want to have a baby, 144 00:06:57,049 --> 00:07:00,101 because you are so irresponsible! 145 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:01,263 All right, I'm sorry, let's forget the whole Danny thing. 146 00:07:01,287 --> 00:07:03,589 Seriously, the point is, I want to start a family. 147 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:04,697 Well, good luck with that, 148 00:07:04,741 --> 00:07:06,491 because this kitchen's closed. 149 00:07:06,559 --> 00:07:08,137 Wait a second now! Come on, there's two of us here. 150 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:09,772 Ok? You can't just make all of the decisions. 151 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:12,798 Uh, think I can, think I did. 152 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:15,233 Ok, you know what? I'm getting a little tired of you 153 00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:17,036 acting like you're the boss around here. 154 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:18,423 "No, Doug, you can't get that car. 155 00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:20,940 No, Doug, you can't do steroids." 156 00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:24,877 Ok, you know what? This conversation's over. I'm going to sleep. 157 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,177 Ok, just so I'm clear on this, 158 00:07:26,245 --> 00:07:29,180 you're deciding no baby, so, no baby. 159 00:07:29,248 --> 00:07:30,832 Yep. 160 00:07:30,900 --> 00:07:32,968 Oh, we'll see about that. 161 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:46,165 Hey. Hey. 162 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:47,833 I need to borrow your baby. 163 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:49,501 What? No. 164 00:07:49,568 --> 00:07:51,320 Just for a couple hours. 165 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:52,454 Guy, it's a baby, 166 00:07:52,522 --> 00:07:53,722 not a weed-whacker. 167 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:56,208 Look, I got into this whole thing with Carrie and... 168 00:07:56,275 --> 00:07:57,887 Look, I gotta show her who's boss of the house. 169 00:07:57,911 --> 00:07:59,962 I- I can't. I-I promised Tonya 170 00:08:00,029 --> 00:08:01,373 that I wouldn't take my eye off the baby. 171 00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:03,075 And when someone puts their faith in you like that, 172 00:08:03,099 --> 00:08:05,300 you know, it means something. 173 00:08:05,368 --> 00:08:09,071 Although, I would love to see transporter two. 174 00:08:15,945 --> 00:08:17,513 All right, there she is. You ready? 175 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,481 I was born ready. 176 00:08:22,285 --> 00:08:24,519 Oh, my God! He's choking! 177 00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:32,645 There was a fishhook in my scone. 178 00:08:34,747 --> 00:08:35,530 That man saved my life. 179 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:40,068 Oh, yeah. That man saved my life. 180 00:08:40,136 --> 00:08:41,303 Settle down, everyone. 181 00:08:41,371 --> 00:08:43,838 Just doing what any customer would do. 182 00:08:43,907 --> 00:08:45,207 Any customer? 183 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:48,676 He should be customer of the month! 184 00:08:48,744 --> 00:08:50,095 We done? 185 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,149 Shall we take my picture now? 186 00:08:54,216 --> 00:08:57,519 I'm packed in a girdle so let's get this done. 187 00:08:57,587 --> 00:08:59,337 Do you really think I'm gonna make you 188 00:08:59,405 --> 00:09:00,572 customer of the month 189 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:03,575 because of that ridiculous stunt you just pulled? 190 00:09:03,643 --> 00:09:06,828 Unless you want a riot on your hands? 191 00:09:11,033 --> 00:09:13,885 Listen, old man, and listen good. 192 00:09:13,953 --> 00:09:15,120 As long as I'm manager, 193 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:18,456 you will never, ever be customer of the month. 194 00:09:18,524 --> 00:09:20,625 Have a nice day. 195 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:29,200 I'm home! 196 00:09:29,268 --> 00:09:30,852 Hey. Oh. 197 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:33,788 Listen, honey, I'm sorry I came down on you last night. 198 00:09:33,856 --> 00:09:34,856 It's just that sometimes 199 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:36,658 I gotta do what's best for us, you know? 200 00:09:36,726 --> 00:09:38,693 I know. I know and thanks. 201 00:09:40,463 --> 00:09:41,996 All right, then. 202 00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:52,290 Excuse me. 203 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:56,311 What the hell is going on here? 204 00:09:56,379 --> 00:09:58,930 Did you really think you could stop me from having a baby? 205 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:01,433 You're my baby. Yes, you are. 206 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,385 All right, if I turn the TV on right now, 207 00:10:03,453 --> 00:10:05,620 will your picture be on the news? 208 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:06,788 No. 209 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,190 No, it won't. No, it will not. 210 00:10:08,257 --> 00:10:09,191 Come here. 211 00:10:09,258 --> 00:10:10,925 All right, would you stop doing that? 212 00:10:10,994 --> 00:10:12,194 Stop what? 213 00:10:12,261 --> 00:10:13,561 All right, Doug, I get it. 214 00:10:13,629 --> 00:10:15,663 You're very clever. You borrowed somebody's baby. 215 00:10:15,731 --> 00:10:18,700 Did you actually think this was gonna make me want to have a baby? 216 00:10:18,767 --> 00:10:20,012 I don't care. You do what you want. 217 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:21,370 Ok, I've moved on. 218 00:10:21,437 --> 00:10:22,948 All right, you know what? When you do stupid things 219 00:10:22,972 --> 00:10:24,873 like this, it pushes me further away 220 00:10:24,940 --> 00:10:26,341 from ever wanting to have a baby... 221 00:10:26,409 --> 00:10:27,642 With you, that is. 222 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,010 Ok, in case you haven't noticed, 223 00:10:29,078 --> 00:10:30,612 don't need you to have a baby. 224 00:10:34,450 --> 00:10:37,853 Hey, uh, Danny, it's, uh, me. Could you come get the baby? 225 00:10:37,921 --> 00:10:40,221 Uh, yeah, it didn't really land, ok? 226 00:10:40,289 --> 00:10:42,234 And, uh, I don't know what the hell to do with it. 227 00:10:42,258 --> 00:10:44,359 Ok. Call me. 228 00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:53,885 'Sup? 229 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:04,896 I'll just, uh-if you want to do that, that's right there. 230 00:11:06,682 --> 00:11:09,835 Ugh, are you still doing the baby thing? 231 00:11:09,902 --> 00:11:12,237 Uh, parenthood isn't a thing. 232 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:13,705 It's a way of life. 233 00:11:13,772 --> 00:11:15,207 Ok, you know what, Doug, 234 00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:18,109 it started out stupid but now you're just being irresponsible. 235 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:19,511 Irresponsible-what? 236 00:11:19,578 --> 00:11:20,956 Yeah, that's right. You don't even know 237 00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:23,849 what you're doing with this baby, so just give it back. 238 00:11:30,723 --> 00:11:31,756 Hey. 239 00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:33,858 Oh, man, you gotta see transporter two. 240 00:11:33,926 --> 00:11:36,187 Just when you think they've run out of ways of transporting things, 241 00:11:36,211 --> 00:11:37,845 ha! Well, I won't ruin it for you 242 00:11:37,913 --> 00:11:39,514 but he gets there. 243 00:11:41,116 --> 00:11:42,050 Look, I need more time here. 244 00:11:42,117 --> 00:11:43,117 What? 245 00:11:43,185 --> 00:11:44,265 You gotta help me out here. 246 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:45,548 Carrie's copping a real attitude 247 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:46,715 and if I let her win on this baby thing- 248 00:11:46,739 --> 00:11:48,440 how 'bout I go to a casino? 249 00:11:49,808 --> 00:11:51,109 That was easy. 250 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,350 It's coming. It's coming. 251 00:12:01,954 --> 00:12:03,221 That's right, it's still here. 252 00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:06,124 "It's." You don't know if it's a boy or a girl. 253 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:07,986 Yeah, ok, I've been taking care of the baby all day 254 00:12:08,010 --> 00:12:09,778 and I don't know if it's a boy or a girl. 255 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:25,894 Is my little girl ready for her bottle? 256 00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:27,995 First, I test it on the wrist 257 00:12:28,063 --> 00:12:29,714 to make sure it's the right temperature. 258 00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:32,517 Sh-ugh! 259 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,302 I'm guessing it's not? 260 00:12:34,370 --> 00:12:35,921 A little heads up, 261 00:12:35,988 --> 00:12:38,523 8 minutes in the micro, too long. 262 00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:40,808 Uh, your baby's crying. 263 00:12:40,876 --> 00:12:43,745 You might want to whip up some flaming applesauce. 264 00:12:43,813 --> 00:12:47,549 Her papa will decide what she wants to eat, ok? 265 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:20,365 It's ok. It's ok. 266 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:24,836 It's ok. All right. Ok. 267 00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:27,972 All right. All right. All right. It's ok. 268 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,992 Ok, she won't stop crying. I can't put her to sleep. 269 00:13:31,059 --> 00:13:32,811 You gotta come pick her up now! 270 00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:33,923 You gotta come get her now! 271 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,057 I- I'm on a roll here, all right? 272 00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:36,181 Just give me another hour. 273 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,116 2, tops. 274 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:39,728 I'll tell you what. I'll-I'll bring her to you! 275 00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:40,952 I'll-I'll bring her to you. 276 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,264 I- I-just tell me where you're at. 277 00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:44,706 Hey, keep 'em coming, kitten, all right? 278 00:13:44,773 --> 00:13:46,308 And I don't wanna see any ice. 279 00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:56,901 Hi, can I help you? 280 00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:59,654 Yeah, what do you got to make a baby sleep? 281 00:13:59,722 --> 00:14:02,490 Pills, drops-legal, illegal. 282 00:14:02,558 --> 00:14:03,892 I got cash. 283 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,243 If it makes you feel any better, 284 00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:07,179 you're not the first one to go through this. 285 00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:08,413 Yeah, it doesn't. 286 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,514 How about pills for me? 287 00:14:09,581 --> 00:14:11,449 'Cause I'm at the end of my rope. 288 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,617 Single parent, huh? 289 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,268 Pretty much, yeah. 290 00:14:14,336 --> 00:14:16,605 Well, our new moms group is starting soon. 291 00:14:16,672 --> 00:14:17,905 Maybe they can help. 292 00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:21,259 Uh, and by "help" do you mean 293 00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:23,361 they have pills? 294 00:14:28,884 --> 00:14:31,302 Hi, welcome. Come sit. 295 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,821 The floor's open. So, if you have 296 00:14:32,889 --> 00:14:35,273 any questions or problems, we're here for you. 297 00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:36,874 Well, my baby hasn't been sleeping, 298 00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:40,478 and I've been crying a lot. 299 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,247 Did you try the dryer thing? 300 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,532 You put 'em in the dryer? 301 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,378 No, no. You put the baby in a car seat on top of the dryer. 302 00:14:46,402 --> 00:14:47,803 Puts them right out. 303 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,537 And let me ask you. What about food? 304 00:14:49,605 --> 00:14:52,940 'Cause my baby hasn't been eating her vegetables. 305 00:14:53,008 --> 00:14:54,926 Oh, well, you got to keep them away from fruit. 306 00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,595 Because once they taste the sweet stuff, 307 00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:58,530 they are not going back. 308 00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,649 Ahh. There's just so much I don't know. 309 00:15:00,716 --> 00:15:03,000 Relax. Everything you need to know 310 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:06,737 about taking care of that baby is right in here. 311 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,142 Ladies, you don't want to put your babies to bed 312 00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:06,765 on the same side every night. 313 00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:10,935 That's how you get flat head McGee, you know what I'm sayin'? 314 00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:12,187 Sarah and Dylan do. 315 00:16:12,255 --> 00:16:13,822 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 316 00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:17,959 I'll tell you my biggest complaint. 317 00:16:18,027 --> 00:16:19,828 Since I had the baby, I can't remember 318 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,796 the last time my husband and I had sex. 319 00:16:21,864 --> 00:16:24,549 Sex? That's what got us into this whole mess. Am I right? 320 00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:27,512 You know, I don't know what to do here. 321 00:16:27,536 --> 00:16:29,253 Jerry just won't latch on. 322 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,155 Have you tried the football hold? 323 00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:32,991 No, what's the football hold? 324 00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:34,102 You know-hand him over to me. 325 00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:35,126 Ok. 326 00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:36,995 You got to hold him like a football. 327 00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:38,597 That's basically what you do. 328 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:39,831 You just hold him there, 329 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,667 and you let him land in boobyville. 330 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:43,801 Let him find it. 331 00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:46,471 There he goes. Whoa. His bottom teeth are coming in. 332 00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:56,047 Wonderful, this Internet. 333 00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:57,915 Yes. 334 00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:00,218 Otherwise I would never have 335 00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,804 stumbled across your rap sheet. 336 00:17:02,871 --> 00:17:04,355 What?! 337 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:08,026 I'm right. You are the Gloria Creswell 338 00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:10,762 who was arrested in October '82 339 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:15,233 for petty theft in tonawanda, New York. 340 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:18,386 I was 19. I was alone and hungry. 341 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:22,123 Save your sob story for the boys in corporate. 342 00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:24,943 You wouldn't do that. 343 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:28,847 You wouldn't get me fired all just to be customer of the month. 344 00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:47,498 Uh, yeah, it works. 345 00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:52,754 Ah, hey. 346 00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:53,955 Hey, Danny. 347 00:17:54,023 --> 00:17:55,106 Tanya, what's up? 348 00:17:56,341 --> 00:17:57,576 Wh-where's the baby? 349 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:02,080 Oh, actually, she's not here. 350 00:18:03,899 --> 00:18:06,150 But it's cool, you know, it's cool. 351 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:16,994 Ok, see now that-that's Larry right there. 352 00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:18,563 And that's curly. 353 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,565 And the one with the ice tongs, that's moe. 354 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:23,935 Want to steer clear of him. Ok? 355 00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:26,571 Hey. 356 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:30,508 Whoa. Here you go. Got ya. 357 00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:33,395 You know, uh, you're pretty good with that baby. 358 00:18:33,462 --> 00:18:35,330 Thanks. 359 00:18:35,398 --> 00:18:38,249 She's kinda cute. 360 00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:39,317 What's her name? 361 00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:40,652 I have no idea. 362 00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:41,886 I'm calling her mooky. 363 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,490 Mooky sounds good. 364 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:46,491 She looks like a mooky. 365 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:47,859 Yeah. 366 00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,761 So, you... 367 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:53,064 Think you'd like to have one of these one day? 368 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,900 I don't know. Maybe. 369 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,668 You want to hold her? 370 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,190 Yeah. I'd like that. 371 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,276 Come here, sweetheart. 372 00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:06,711 Hi. 373 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:09,914 Hi, baby. 374 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,783 Oh, yes. I know. 375 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,120 Ok, I'm out. I'm out. Please take her. 376 00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:17,271 Please. Please. 377 00:19:17,339 --> 00:19:19,874 Ok. Ok. 378 00:19:19,942 --> 00:19:21,108 All right. 379 00:19:28,149 --> 00:19:29,450 Give me the baby. 380 00:19:29,518 --> 00:19:30,418 What? Right now? 381 00:19:30,485 --> 00:19:31,586 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 382 00:19:31,653 --> 00:19:33,531 Tanya's outside in the car with detective romero, 383 00:19:33,555 --> 00:19:36,090 and I kinda need the baby right now. 384 00:19:36,158 --> 00:19:40,128 All right, can you-can you give me a second? 385 00:19:44,967 --> 00:19:47,701 Hey. 386 00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:50,338 It's been nice having you around, you know. 387 00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:54,342 Just want you to know that if you're- 388 00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:56,444 you're ever back in the area, 389 00:19:56,511 --> 00:19:58,712 just look me up, all right? 390 00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,748 I'll see ya. 391 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,425 You ok, honey? 392 00:20:10,493 --> 00:20:11,493 Just getting a beer. 393 00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:16,931 Welcome to Java House, 394 00:20:16,999 --> 00:20:19,100 I'm Arthur Spooner, customer of the month. 395 00:20:20,936 --> 00:20:22,270 Welcome to Java House. 396 00:20:22,338 --> 00:20:25,273 I'm Arthur Spooner, customer of the month. 397 00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:40,989 Gloria, I'm going to need an application.