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Okay. Two pieces left.
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Two pieces left.
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Oh, boy.
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One piece left. Okay,
let's do the math.
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I'm on my third. He's had
two, and this is her second.
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Okay, she's out of the
game. She's a two-slicer.
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It's between me...
and the old man.
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Technically, he
is entitled to it,
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but I should be okay. After
all, I am the only one counting.
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Three slices, and
he's eyeing his fourth.
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No wonder he's huge.
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Well, that one's got
my name on it, big man.
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Oh, God. He made eye
contact with the slice.
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I gotta throw this
one down and grab it.
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Oh, so that's your game, is it?
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Oh, God.
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They're racing for
the last piece again.
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I'm pretty full... But
let's have some fun.
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♪ My eyes are gettin' weary ♪
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♪ My back is gettin' tight ♪
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♪ I'm sitting here in traffic ♪
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♪ On the Queensborough
Bridge Tonight ♪
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♪ But I don't care
'Cause all I want to do ♪
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♪ Is cash my check and
drive Right home to you ♪
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♪ 'Cause, baby, all my life ♪
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♪ I will be drivin'
home To you ♪♪
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God, that restaurant
was good, wasn't it?
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Yeah, it was. I hate when
those waiters come around,
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they ask if you want
fresh ground pepper.
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I always choke, you know?
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It's like, "I can't decide
with you standing over me."
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Yeah. Why can't they just leave
the pepper mill on the table?
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Exactly.
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They carry it
around like it's gold.
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I know! It's pepper,
you know? It's like dirt.
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Carrie, your place is great.
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Yeah. You might
recognize the furniture
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from a little shop called Ikea.
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Ah, yes.
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Here you go. Here's
that article you wanted.
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Fabulous. Thank
you. You're welcome.
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And also there's a great
review of a new steak house
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that just opened up
on Northern Boulevard.
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Apparently, they
fly their steaks in
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from Chicago or something.
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Yeah, any interest in
going Saturday night?
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Hey, anytime meat is flown
to me, you caught my attention.
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Sounds good. Abby?
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Uh, yeah, I'll check our book,
but I'm 75% sure we can do it.
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Okay, great,
great. This is great.
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It's great seeing you.
We had a lot of fun.
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All right, take it easy, now.
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Okay.
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Marc and Abby.
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You see? I told
you you'd like them.
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You're right. I'm
sorry I fought you.
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It's just that you met
Abby at yoga class.
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Sounded pretty weak.
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Yeah, I know, but we were both
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mocking the instructor.
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I had a good feeling.
It worked out great.
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I mean, I like
Marc, you like Abby.
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I even like Abby, you like Marc.
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There's crossover appeal.
That never happens.
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What are you doing?
We just had dinner.
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Just a late-night once-over.
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Oh, look at that. New package
of American cheese slices.
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Not taking any.
Just good to know.
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It's also good to know that
I will be taking a pudding.
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You know what I like
about Marc and Abby?
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No kids. Oh, it's
a beautiful thing.
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I mean Deacon
and Kelly are great,
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but it's always like, oh,
they can't get a sitter,
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this one has an earache,
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that one swallowed a marble,
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blah, blah, blah. Very annoying.
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But Marc and Abby? No strings.
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You know what they are?
They are our new go-to couple.
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Yeah. It's like we can
call them up on a whim...
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and boom! We're on a Lear jet to
Monte Carlo with the Shmenkmans.
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Honey, their name
is not Shmenkman.
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It's Shropshire. Shropshire?
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Shropshire. Too hard. I'm
sticking with Shmenkman.
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Hello.
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Oh, hey, Kel. What's going on?
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Oh, all right. Hold on a sec.
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Deacon and Kelly wanna
go out Saturday night.
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They got a sitter.
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We got the
Shmenkmans on Saturday.
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Is that definite?
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Well, they said 75%.
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Hit the mute. Okay.
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Hit it. I don't
know where it is.
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There. Okay. I'm gonna test it.
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It works. All right.
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So what about Saturday
night? What are we gonna do?
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Marc and Abby gave us
75%, but if that falls through
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and we say no to Deac and Kelly,
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then we got nothing.
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All right, so what do we do?
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We gotta hold Deacon
and Kelly until we know.
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Tell them we're 75%
sure we can do it.
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Carrie, the Shmenkmans
gave us 75%.
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We only have 25% to give.
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Well, we're not gonna hold
Deac and Kelly with 25%.
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Cheat it. Bump it up to 50.
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Kel? Yeah. Sorry about that.
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I... saw a bird. Uh, anyway,
about Saturday night,
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um, we're 35%
sure we can make it.
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Hmm? Okay. Would
it help if I said 40?
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Okay, then we'll do it
some other time, then.
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Would you please give them 50?
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Huh? Oh. Okay, hold on a
second. How about Sunday brunch?
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Oh, yeah, there you
go. We'll do it here.
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Yeah, that sounds great,
and we'll do it over here.
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Hmm? Oh, yeah, no.
No, bring them along.
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That's fine.
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Yeah, okay, mm-hmm. Okay, bye.
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They're bringing the kids.
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What was I gonna say?
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Hang on to your hats, people.
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I got news.
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I was over at that newsstand
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that has papers from
all around the country,
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and I grabbed myself
an Akron Beacon.
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Take a gander at this.
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What am I supposed
to be reacting to?
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It's a coupon for Sergeant
Salty's Deep-sea Corn Loops.
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And should I be happy or... sad?
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Happy. It's the greatest
breakfast cereal known to man.
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When I was a boy, I'd pour
myself a big bowl every morning
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and listen to The
Sergeant Salty Radio Hour,
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where I'd be regaled with the
adventures of Sergeant Salty
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and his trusty
sidekick Bugle Dog.
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Well, I'm glad
you found it, Dad.
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Yeah. I thought they'd
stopped making it
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when it came out
that Sergeant Salty
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kept a small Chinese
woman locked in his basement.
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Hello.
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Oh, hey, Abby.
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Oh, you can't make
Saturday? That's too bad.
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What's that? Uh, just
hang on one second.
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Yeah. Now they
want Sunday brunch.
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Well, this is a fine mess.
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We gotta call Deac and Kelly
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and try to get
Saturday night back.
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And say what? Our
better offer canceled?
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That's like a slap in the face.
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You know what? Let's
just all have Sunday brunch.
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Good. Do that. Okay.
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Abby? Yeah, Sunday is great.
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We'll do it here at my house.
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Some other friends of
ours are gonna join us.
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Is that cool? Okay, great.
We'll see you Sunday at 11:00.
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All right. Bye, sweetie.
Well, that worked out.
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Man, people are really into us.
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He's one of those guys who
leaves incredibly long messages
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on the machine.
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I come home, I gotta
go to the bathroom,
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I hit the button, it's like,
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"Heeeeey...
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"guy...
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"It's Bob!
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"How you doing?
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"Gimme a call back. I'm at...
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Oh. Oh, your baby
is so adorable.
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Both your kids. Thank you.
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Actually, Marc and I
have been talking about
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whether it's time to have one
of these little guys ourselves.
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Oh, really? Wow.
You should do it.
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We think we might.
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Really? So soon?
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You guys have only
been married 2 years.
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Haven't had time to
enjoy each other yet.
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It's true. Kids
really do take over.
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We haven't seen
a movie in a theater
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in probably six months.
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We have no life.
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We're at the movies
literally every night.
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Yeah.
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On the other hand, there's
just something about it.
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It's like all my
priorities changed
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the day we found out
we were having Kirby.
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And when they smile at
you and call you Daddy,
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I'll tell you what,
it's the best.
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Oh, Marc! I know.
Maybe it's time.
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You know, having a baby
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really does ruin your
body, though, Abby.
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It... it... it never comes back.
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Except for you.
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Thanks.
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Can I hold him? Oh, sure.
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Watch out, Abby.
That one's a drooler.
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Hey there. Oh, look, Marc.
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Hey there. Hello.
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I have very small feet.
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Hey, Marc, what's the
deal with capers, huh?
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I don't know.
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Okay, here's our home
phone, my work phone,
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Marc's work phone,
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00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:28,912
our e-mail, which is always
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the best way to reach
us, and cell phone.
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Oh, great. Thanks.
All right, guys.
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Thanks a lot. Sure.
You're welcome.
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See you tomorrow.
All right. Bye-bye.
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Bye.
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Wow. Work phone, home phone,
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cell phone, e-mail.
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Yeah, they really don't
wanna lose touch, do they?
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It's good, though.
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You know, now our friends
are friends with each other.
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It's nice when you
can make that happen.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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Son of a bitch. They
stole the Shmenkmans.
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00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:09,118
Arthur, got a package for you!
216
00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,888
It's my Deep-sea Corn Loops.
217
00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:14,190
Sweet diggity!
218
00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,226
Whoa! You gotta sign here first.
219
00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:20,151
Oh, I see. So, that's how
you're gonna play it, huh?
220
00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:22,699
I'm not playing anything.
221
00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:25,034
You gotta sign it.
That's our policy.
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00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,669
Well, you must
think I'm a damn fool.
223
00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:28,471
I sign your fancy
electric doodad,
224
00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:29,606
and you got me.
225
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I'm in your computer,
226
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I'm on your list, and
pretty soon, you know
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what videos I rent, and
I'm considered a pervert.
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I'm begging you.
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All right.
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Thanks. "Schmarther Schmooner."
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Okay. You beat the system.
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00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:04,107
Douglas, get some milk
and prepare to be delighted.
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00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:06,097
Oh, okay.
234
00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:16,252
Gotta use your hands, huh?
235
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,254
You know, you can tilt the box.
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That's the way most people go.
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Well, I'm not most people.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Oh!
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This is taking me back.
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Give it a try. All right.
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00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:51,921
They're salty.
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00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:56,192
And what part of "Sergeant
Salty" didn't you understand?
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I understand what "salty" means.
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00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,762
It's just not a great
quality in a cereal.
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These were beloved by millions.
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00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,132
I don't care.
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00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:05,534
Cereal shouldn't
taste like a Slim Jim.
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00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:10,561
Sweet diggity. Are you ignorant.
251
00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:13,843
Hey, hon. Hey.
252
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,611
Mmm.
253
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:16,746
What's in the box?
254
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:19,971
A life supply of Stinky Loops.
255
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:26,956
Good, good. So, listen, I just
got off the phone with Kelly,
256
00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,224
and it's official:
257
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,693
She and Deacon are going
out with the Shmenkmans.
258
00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:31,694
Really?
259
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:34,163
Yup. Dinner this Saturday night.
260
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,132
Ain't that a kick in the chops?
261
00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,533
I knew we shouldn't
have let them
262
00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:38,567
leave together after the brunch.
263
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,936
We should've kept
one couple here.
264
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,403
You're so right.
265
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:44,473
We had them. We had them
right here. What happened?
266
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:47,110
I'm sure your burping
in the middle of brunch
267
00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,711
didn't help matters.
268
00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:52,514
Whoa. What just happened here?
269
00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:54,550
Are you blaming this on me?
270
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:56,886
No. I'm just saying
it might be possible
271
00:12:56,910 --> 00:13:00,790
that not everyone enjoys a
sausagey burp as much as I do,
272
00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:03,993
which, p.s., is not that much.
273
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:06,695
Okay, yeah, yeah. And
you telling them about
274
00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:08,564
your deviated septum
surgery for 40 minutes,
275
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:09,799
that's really what
won them over.
276
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,067
They asked.
277
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:13,136
Yes, but you know what?
Here's a nice little phrase
278
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,536
you might wanna
learn in the future:
279
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:17,073
it's called, "long story short."
280
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:19,842
Okay. And here's one for you:
281
00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:25,114
"No, thanks. I'm full."
282
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,671
Wow.
283
00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:29,551
Honey, I'm sorry.
284
00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:32,288
We shouldn't be
turning on each other.
285
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,689
This is just such a rough one.
286
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:36,425
I mean, now we've lost the
Shmenkmans and Deacon and Kelly.
287
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:39,262
Deacon and Kelly, they
were solid, you know?
288
00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:42,265
They weren't flashy,
but they got the job done.
289
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,667
Hang on. We haven't
really lost anyone.
290
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,302
I mean, they're just
going out to dinner.
291
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,369
That's where it starts.
292
00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:48,570
First they're going
to dinner together,
293
00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:49,772
then they're going
to the movies,
294
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,707
then they're going
on vacation together,
295
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,709
and the next thing you know,
we're watching their slides
296
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:56,612
from Disney World
and dying inside.
297
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:59,182
Well, you know what? The
Shmenkmans, they're fine.
298
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:01,184
But you know,
they're not that great.
299
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,685
I guess not.
300
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,386
And there are plenty
of other couples
301
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:05,688
we can go out with.
302
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,389
That's true. That is so true.
303
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:08,825
Couples are a dime a dozen.
304
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:11,294
You can't spit without
hitting a couple in this town.
305
00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:12,929
Absolutely right.
306
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,964
So... who you got?
307
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:18,234
Okay, let me
think, let me think.
308
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:19,902
What about... Oh, no.
309
00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:22,160
They're dead.
310
00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,413
I know! That is so true.
311
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:33,082
Is Japanese okay?
312
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,051
Oh, yeah. There's a
great place over on 58th.
313
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,475
Maybe I'll get udon.
314
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,460
Kim, right? Kim... Milner?
315
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,562
Right. Accounting.
You just started?
316
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:47,897
Yeah. And you're, uh...
317
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,732
Carrie Heffernan. I'm
Grossman's secretary.
318
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:52,634
Oh, I thought I recognized
you, and I was right, I did. Hi!
319
00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:54,837
Hi. Gary Milner. How are you?
320
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:55,927
Hi, Gary.
321
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:03,467
Would you guys
like to go out tonight?
322
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,020
I can't wait to see this.
323
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,488
I hear Kevin Spacey is amazing.
324
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,790
He's always great. The
man's a national treasure.
325
00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:17,526
Red hot, anyone?
Oh, yeah, all right.
326
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:21,063
Oh, great. Here you go.
327
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:24,600
Whoa! Spicy.
328
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:29,338
Speaking of spices,
how about pepper, huh?
329
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:30,940
You know when
you go to a restaurant
330
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,108
and the waiter comes around
331
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,709
and asks if you want
fresh ground pepper?
332
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:36,445
I could never decide. Oh,
yeah. That's kind of true.
333
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:39,048
And they do that with
the parmesan cheese too.
334
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,183
Yes, yes, they do.
335
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:43,567
He's good. I can work with him.
336
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:48,324
So, you guys thinking
about having kids?
337
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:51,860
What? You know, babies...
338
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,396
Offspring?
339
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:56,754
We're brother and sister.
340
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:13,282
Hello, darlings.
It's Saturday night.
341
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,384
Aren't you going out?
342
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,286
No. We don't have any plans.
343
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:20,289
Deacon and Kelly
couldn't get a sitter?
344
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:23,892
Actually, they did. They're
just out with someone else.
345
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:27,796
What about that other lovely
couple you had over for brunch?
346
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,231
They seemed like a lot of fun.
347
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:31,533
Back it down, okay? The
lady said we had no plans.
348
00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:37,695
Okay! Okay! Cool
your jets, Eddie!
349
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:51,420
You know, Dad, if you don't
like those salty corn loops,
350
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,856
you don't have to
eat all hundred boxes.
351
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,191
Has he been talking to you?
352
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:58,427
Have you been
bad-mouthing my cereal?
353
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:01,597
Yes. It's all I talk about.
354
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,966
Well, I love this
cereal. I love it.
355
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:07,436
You may not because you're
an angry man, but I love it.
356
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:10,672
Okay. God bless. Enjoy.
357
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,308
Oh, who am I kidding?
358
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:16,879
It's disgusting.
Besides which...
359
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:20,616
I'm so very thirsty.
360
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,519
You know what? Maybe
we would feel better
361
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,354
if we just got out of the house.
362
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,390
All right, yeah. What
do you wanna do?
363
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:29,591
I don't know. You wanna
try out that new steak house?
364
00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:35,186
Do I wanna? You
plus beef equals fun.
365
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:40,569
Whoa. This place is nice.
366
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:43,039
You're right. The sweats
wouldn't have worked.
367
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,573
Table for 2? Yeah.
368
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:47,231
This way. Thanks.
369
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:51,647
Oh, no. What?
370
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:54,850
They're here. They
took my recommendation,
371
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:56,852
and they used it
behind our backs.
372
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,055
Can you believe that?
373
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,023
What do we do?
Let's get out of here.
374
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:04,693
Hey! Hey, man! Hey!
375
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,628
Hi, you guys! Ohh!
376
00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:08,064
What's going on, you guys?
377
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,465
We just came by for some steak.
378
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:12,068
And possibly a blooming onion.
379
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,970
We stole your little
tip on this place. Sorry.
380
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:17,195
Hey, where's a cop, right?
381
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,946
You want to join us?
We could squeeze in.
382
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:26,215
No, no. You guys
already have your food.
383
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:27,649
No, don't be silly!
384
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:28,917
You know, what?
385
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,319
We're having a little
romantic celebration, anyway.
386
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,154
It's Doug's... half-birthday.
387
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:33,155
So you guys enjoy, okay?
388
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:37,493
Okay. All right, man.
389
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:40,262
Uncomfortable.
390
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,298
I know...
391
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,066
Maybe we should
sit down with them.
392
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,067
No.
393
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:46,268
Carrie, they asked
us to sit down.
394
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,104
Yeah, it was a pity-ask, okay?
395
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:50,172
They don't really
wanna sit with us.
396
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:55,877
Do you hear that? Every
laugh is another inside joke
397
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:57,413
we're not a part of.
398
00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,014
I think we should
go back in there.
399
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:00,015
You think so?
400
00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:02,050
Yes! Let's go over to the table,
401
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,253
kick it up a notch, and
show them we're the fun,
402
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,954
great couple we know we are.
403
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,257
And we are, damn it.
404
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:11,127
We're the Heffernans!
405
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,451
We've got... Heffer-vescence.
406
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:18,367
Let's go.
407
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:21,537
Hey, changed our
minds. Decided to join you.
408
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,872
And we come bearing bread.
409
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,141
We'll scooch over.
410
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:28,910
Okay, great, thank you.
So, wassup, meat-eaters?
411
00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:33,516
Oh! This is like a Sunday
brunch reunion, right?
412
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,151
Ha, ha! Yeah, right.
413
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:37,219
Ready to order?
Yeah, I believe we are.
414
00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:39,421
We'll start off with a
bottle of wine for the table...
415
00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:40,422
On us.
416
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,458
Thanks, guys. Thank you.
417
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:43,925
Red, white?
418
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:46,128
I don't care if our wine
is red, white, or purple.
419
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,464
As long as it gets us loopy.
420
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,766
Whoa! Sorry, guy.
421
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,368
Ma'am?
422
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,403
I'm gonna have the salmon.
423
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,937
Whoa! Fish in a steak house.
424
00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:57,540
What is she, a witch? Get her!
425
00:19:57,564 --> 00:20:00,008
I think she is. Witchy!
426
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:03,379
Hey, the porterhouse
is really good, man.
427
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,247
Is it, really? Okay,
then porterhouse it is.
428
00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:06,782
Actually, porterhouse
sounds like a lot.
429
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:10,286
How about a porter-hut?
430
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:13,189
Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha!
431
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:16,091
Thank you very
much. All right. Okay.
432
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:18,894
So, what is going
on over here, huh?
433
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,363
Heard a lot of laughing.
434
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:22,364
Abby?
435
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,832
Actually, I was just
telling these guys
436
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:26,490
that Marc and I have definitely
decided to have a baby.
437
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:30,172
Oh! That's great.
438
00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:31,807
Yeah! Way to go, you two!
439
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:34,276
You wanna hear something weird?
440
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:37,580
Uh, Carrie and I have
decided to have one too.
441
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:40,683
Really?
442
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:43,686
Yup! Yup! Race you!
443
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,390
Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha!
444
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:51,227
You know they're
gonna start expecting me
445
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,695
to grow a big belly.
446
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:55,331
Unless I happen to have
a very low sperm count.
447
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:58,934
Yes, yes. There you go.
448
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:02,638
Of course, once we don't
have a baby, and they do,
449
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:05,674
we're back to square
one, friend-wise.
450
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:09,433
Who cares? Friends just
keep you away from TV.
451
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,418
Oh, look. Someone's
car broke down.
452
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,754
Should we pull over
and help them out?
453
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,356
Yeah. They look nice.
454
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:24,159
Actually, they look very nice.
455
00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:27,463
Young couple... About our age...
456
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:32,501
Well-dressed... Miata,
2-seater, means no kids.
457
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:34,925
Let's make some friends.
458
00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:40,442
So what do you
guys like? Rock, jazz?
459
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:43,078
Hey, we just went to this
great steak house tonight.
460
00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:46,749
We should all go sometime. Yeah.
461
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,550
Yeah, uh, there's a gas
station right up there.
462
00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:49,951
That one? You
don't want their gas.
463
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,153
It makes your engine knock.
464
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:53,188
I'll take you to my place.
465
00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:54,790
Hey, when we go
to that steak house,
466
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,192
you gotta watch out for the
guy with the big pepper mill.
467
00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:59,161
Hey, what's the deal
with those anyway?
468
00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:00,851
What's up with that?