1 00:00:06,214 --> 00:00:09,454 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 2 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:15,556 I'M WAITING. 3 00:00:15,765 --> 00:00:17,099 FORGET IT. 4 00:00:17,308 --> 00:00:19,893 JUST SAY IT, AND SHE'LL GO HOME. 5 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:21,854 FINE. 6 00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:22,563 YOU'RE RIGHT, JACKIE, 7 00:00:22,772 --> 00:00:26,567 THE FONZ COULD BEAT UP BRUCE LEE. 8 00:00:27,902 --> 00:00:29,236 THANK YOU. WHOO. 9 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:32,865 NOW, MICHAEL, CALL ME TONIGHT AT 8 O'CLOCK. 10 00:00:33,074 --> 00:00:34,825 BUT THAT'S WHEN CHICO AND THE MAN IS ON. 11 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,702 I KNOW. 12 00:00:36,911 --> 00:00:38,579 BUT I LIKE IT WHEN YOU DESCRIBE IT TO ME. 13 00:00:38,788 --> 00:00:41,331 OH... DO YOUR CHICO IMPERSONATION. 14 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:43,741 I DON'T THINK THESE GUYS REALLY WANT TO HEAR MY CHICO... 15 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:45,169 OH, GO AHEAD, MICHAEL. 16 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:47,296 BY ALL MEANS. PLEASE... 17 00:00:48,339 --> 00:00:50,799 ALL RIGHT. 18 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:52,926 LOOKING GOOD! 19 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:54,136 AAH! 20 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:55,512 I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! 21 00:00:58,183 --> 00:00:59,600 HEY, KELSO, QUICK QUESTION... 22 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:01,977 WHY CAN'T YOU DATE SOMEONE A LITTLE LESS ANNOYING? 23 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:04,188 LIKE WHO? 24 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:05,439 WHAT ABOUT BARBARA VANSON? 25 00:01:05,648 --> 00:01:07,649 NAH. SHE'S JUST AS ANNOYING AS JACKIE. 26 00:01:07,859 --> 00:01:09,693 YEAH, BUT HER BOOBS ARE HUGE. 27 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,945 SO? 28 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:16,033 DO YOU FIND THAT ANNOYING? 29 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:17,326 PAM MACY. 30 00:01:17,535 --> 00:01:20,162 NOW, SHE'S GOT SOME KNOCKERS, BABY. 31 00:01:20,371 --> 00:01:21,830 TRUE, BUT THEY'RE NOT BIGGER THAN BARBARA'S. 32 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,040 YEAH, THEY ARE. 33 00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:23,749 YOU'RE DREAMING. 34 00:01:23,958 --> 00:01:26,293 IT'S LIKE COMPARING... EXODUS AND DEUTERONOMY, 35 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:30,339 BOTH OF WHICH HAVE TAUGHT US VERY VALUABLE LESSONS. 36 00:01:30,548 --> 00:01:32,132 OH. HI, DAD. 37 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:34,176 DAMN DRYER'S BROKE. 38 00:01:34,385 --> 00:01:37,429 AH, NUTS. I NEED MY VICE-GRIPS. 39 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,559 HAVE YOU SEEN PAM IN A TUBE TOP? 40 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:45,562 IT'S LIKE YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE GRAND TETONS... 41 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:47,731 IN A TUBE TOP. 42 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,983 LOOK, THE ISSUE ISN'T, ARE PAM'S BIG? RIGHT? 43 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:51,527 THE ISSUE IS, ARE THEY BIGGER THAN BARBARA'S? 44 00:01:51,736 --> 00:01:53,136 BECAUSE BARBARA'S ARE BIGGER THAN... 45 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:54,958 THE WALLS OF JERICHO, WHICH, AS WE ALL KNOW, 46 00:01:55,156 --> 00:01:57,866 CAME TUMBLING DOWN, RIGHT? 47 00:01:58,076 --> 00:01:59,076 HELLO, MRS. FORMAN. 48 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:01,829 HI. UH, ERIC, DID YOUR FATHER COME DOWN HERE? 49 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:03,205 YEAH. HE'S FIXING THE DRYER. 50 00:02:03,414 --> 00:02:04,706 OH, DEAR. HEH HEH. 51 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:07,126 YOU KNOW, EVER SINCE THE PLANT CUT BACK HIS HOURS, 52 00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:09,461 HE'S SPENT ALL HIS TIME FIXING THINGS... 53 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:11,088 THINGS THAT DON'T NEED FIXING... 54 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:14,299 THINGS I NEED, THINGS I USE, THINGS I LOVE. HA HA. 55 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:16,468 I GOTTA GO HIDE THE CROCK POT. 56 00:02:18,763 --> 00:02:20,222 SOUNDS LIKE YOUR DAD IS LOSING IT. 57 00:02:20,431 --> 00:02:22,099 JEEZ, IF HE'S LIKE THIS NOW, 58 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:24,935 HE'S GONNA BE A TOTAL HEAD CASE IF THEY SHUT DOWN THE PLANT. 59 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,062 HE'S JUST GONNA BE THIS PATHETIC GUY... 60 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:30,607 WITH BREASTS THE SIZE OF WATERMELONS! 61 00:02:32,735 --> 00:02:35,654 IS WHAT MOSES SAID TO THE EGYPTIANS. 62 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:39,491 KELSO, GO HOME. 63 00:02:43,037 --> 00:02:46,331 ♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪ 64 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:50,210 ♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪ 65 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:53,714 ♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪ 66 00:02:53,923 --> 00:02:57,176 ♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪ 67 00:02:57,385 --> 00:03:01,346 ♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪ 68 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:04,516 ♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪ 69 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:07,144 ♪ WHOA, YEAH ♪♪ 70 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,315 HELLO, WISCONSIN! 71 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:14,902 FORMAN HAS THE BALL. 72 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:16,737 HE FAKES LEFT, HE FAKES RIGHT, 73 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:18,030 THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET. 74 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:20,282 THEY'RE CHANTING "FORMAN! FORMAN! FOR..." 75 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:23,702 GAME. 76 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:24,912 I GOT WINNERS. 77 00:03:24,954 --> 00:03:25,954 NO. I GOTTA GO. 78 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:28,290 IT'S ALMOST 8. I GOTTA CALL JACKIE. 79 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:31,543 LOOKING GOOD! LOOKING GOOD! 80 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:34,004 SHUT UP. 81 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,631 PINCIOTTI HAS THE BALL. 82 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:36,880 FORMAN GUARDS HER CLOSELY. 83 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,800 SHE TRIES TO SHAKE HIM, BUT SHE CAN'T. 84 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:43,722 PINCIOTTI ACTUALLY SCORES! 85 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:44,973 HELL FREEZES OVER! 86 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:46,642 A MONKEY TYPES HAMLET. 87 00:03:46,851 --> 00:03:48,352 1-0. 88 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:50,479 LOSER'S OUT. 89 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:52,773 PINCIOTTI THE UNDERDOG UP BY 5. 90 00:03:52,982 --> 00:03:54,274 SHE FAKES RIGHT, SHE FAKES LEFT, 91 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:55,524 SHE FAKES RIGHT THEN LEFT. 92 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,069 SHE FAKES FAKING RIGHT AND FAKES LEFT. 93 00:03:57,278 --> 00:03:58,278 NOW SHE ACTUALLY... 94 00:03:58,321 --> 00:04:00,614 DONNA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 95 00:04:00,823 --> 00:04:01,573 RUNNING OUT THE CLOCK. 96 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:03,325 THERE IS NO CLOCK. 97 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:06,703 SUCKER! 98 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:17,172 AND THAT'S GAME! 99 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:18,507 MAN, WHAT A SLAUGHTER! 100 00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:22,302 I JUST SWEPT THE COURT WITH YOU FROM ONE END TO THE OTHER. WHOO! 101 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:25,722 I GOTTA GO INSIDE, 102 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:27,052 BUT I'LL LEAVE THE LIGHT ON. 103 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:31,353 I DON'T WANT YOU TO GLOAT IN THE DARK. 104 00:04:31,562 --> 00:04:33,442 WELL, HEY, ERIC, DON'T YOU WANT YOUR BALLS BACK? 105 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:36,775 OK NOW, THAT'S... A LITTLE UNCALLED FOR. 106 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:40,237 OH, UH, YEAH. THANKS. 107 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:48,161 IS THIS TABLE WOBBLING? 108 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:53,125 I... I DON'T THINK SO. 109 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:54,934 NO, NO, NO, NO. IT'S DEFINITELY WOBBLING. 110 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,408 WELL, HONEY, ANYTHING WILL WOBBLE 111 00:04:56,587 --> 00:04:58,588 IF YOU SHAKE IT HARD ENOUGH. 112 00:04:58,798 --> 00:04:59,214 GIVE ME A HAND, ERIC. 113 00:04:59,424 --> 00:04:59,881 WE'RE GONNA FLIP THIS TABLE OVER. 114 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:01,425 HONEY, HONEY, WE'RE EATING. 115 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:02,718 WE'RE EATING. 116 00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:05,429 JUST PUT A SUGAR PACKET UNDER IT. 117 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:07,306 SUGAR PACKET? 118 00:05:07,515 --> 00:05:10,225 THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY, ERIC. 119 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,275 NOBODY WANTS TO ROLL UP THEIR SLEEVES AND WORK. 120 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:15,731 THEY'RE ALL LOOKING FOR THEIR SUGAR-PACKET SOLUTION. 121 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:16,982 WELL, NOT ME. 122 00:05:17,191 --> 00:05:19,234 I'M GETTING A SAW. 123 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:25,157 MOM, HAS DAD GONE CRAZY? 124 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:27,117 I'M AFRAID SO, DEAR. 125 00:05:28,786 --> 00:05:30,203 WHOA... 126 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:33,457 DONNA BEAT YOU IN BASKETBALL? 127 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:36,418 IS THIS TRUE, ERIC? 128 00:05:36,627 --> 00:05:39,379 YEAH. WHAT? IS THAT A BIG DEAL? 129 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,549 OF COURSE NOT... 130 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,718 UNLESS DONNA HAPPENS TO BE, 131 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:47,471 YOU KNOW, A GIRL. 132 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:52,934 ESPECIALLY A GIRL YOU LOVE. 133 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:55,604 YOU KNOW, IN MY COUNTRY, 134 00:05:55,813 --> 00:05:58,857 IF A WOMAN BEATS YOU, IT MEANS THEY WANT YOU. 135 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:02,569 REALLY? 136 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:05,864 YES. BUT THIS IS AMERICA, WUSS. 137 00:06:06,949 --> 00:06:08,450 ♪ WUSS, WUSS, WUSS, WUSS ♪ 138 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:10,577 ♪ WUSS, WUSS WUSS, WUSS ♪ 139 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:12,829 KELSO. KELSO! 140 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:15,040 WOULD YOU STOP THAT? 141 00:06:15,249 --> 00:06:18,001 ♪ WUSS-WUSS-WUSS-WUSS WUSS-WUSS ♪ 142 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:20,295 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WAIT, WAIT. 143 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:21,171 WHAT ABOUT KELSO? 144 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:24,007 I MEAN, JACKIE HAS HIM TOTALLY WHIPPED. 145 00:06:25,009 --> 00:06:27,886 WHIPPED LIKE THE FAMILY PIG. 146 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:32,015 I AM NOT PIG-WHIPPED. 147 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:35,060 WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET THAT STUFF? 148 00:06:35,269 --> 00:06:36,353 ARE YOU KIDDING? 149 00:06:36,562 --> 00:06:39,106 [IMITATING JACKIE] MICHAEL, CALL ME AT 8. 150 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:42,484 MICHAEL, DO YOUR CHICO IMPRESSION. 151 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:47,072 MICHAEL, RUB OIL ON MY THIGHS WHILE I SPANK YOU. 152 00:06:57,166 --> 00:07:00,293 PLEASE, SOMEONE ELSE TALK NOW. 153 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,506 I THINK WE GOT IT. 154 00:07:04,715 --> 00:07:07,759 THAT'S LOVELY, RED. 155 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:09,511 SOLID AS A ROCK. 156 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:13,140 IT SURE IS. THANK YOU. 157 00:07:15,726 --> 00:07:17,686 NOW, UM... 158 00:07:17,895 --> 00:07:22,691 WHY DON'T YOU GO WATCH TV WHILE I GET LUNCH READY? 159 00:07:34,328 --> 00:07:35,787 KITTY... 160 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:39,249 TAKE YOUR HAND OFF OF THAT MELON. 161 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,292 YOU KNOW, YOU HAVEN'T GONE FISHING... 162 00:07:40,501 --> 00:07:45,839 KITTY, TAKE YOUR HAND OFF THAT MELON. 163 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:56,266 WELL, I GOT TO GET BACK TO WORK. 164 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,934 MIDGE, THIS TABLE'S A LITTLE WOBBLY. 165 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,812 STICK SOME SUGAR PACKETS UNDER IT, WILL YA? 166 00:08:01,939 --> 00:08:04,107 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 167 00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:05,609 HELLO? 168 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:08,403 OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD! 169 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:11,072 DONNA, IT'S FOR YOU. 170 00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:12,282 HELLO? 171 00:08:12,408 --> 00:08:14,034 YOU BEAT ERIC AT BASKETBALL. 172 00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:15,243 HOW COULD THAT HAPPEN? 173 00:08:15,369 --> 00:08:16,244 SO I BEAT ERIC AT BASKETBALL. 174 00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:17,954 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 175 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:19,444 ERIC WILL NEVER BE YOUR BOYFRIEND 176 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,999 IF YOU KEEP BEATING HIM AT STUFF. 177 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:23,627 OK. IT IS LIKE IN WESTSIDE STORY. 178 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:25,795 NOW, IF MARIA BEAT TONY AT ONE-ON-ONE, 179 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:28,590 THEY WOULD HAVE NEVER FALLEN IN LOVE. 180 00:08:28,799 --> 00:08:33,178 YEAH, AND TONY NEVER WOULD HAVE BEEN KILLED IN THAT KNIFE FIGHT. 181 00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:36,765 AND NEITHER WILL ERIC IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL. 182 00:08:36,974 --> 00:08:37,974 NO. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 183 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:40,227 SOMEONE WILL STAB ERIC. BYE. 184 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:46,691 HONEY, I THINK YOUR ANNOYING FRIEND IS RIGHT. 185 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:47,526 WHAT? 186 00:08:47,735 --> 00:08:49,402 CERTAIN THINGS CHANGE. 187 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:51,029 ERIC AND I HAVE BEEN PLAYING GAMES OUR WHOLE LIVES. 188 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:53,490 SOMETIMES HE WINS, AND SOMETIMES I WIN. 189 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:55,492 NO. I MEAN THE RULES CHANGE. 190 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:57,702 WOMEN HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE WEAK AND FRAGILE 191 00:08:57,912 --> 00:09:01,248 SO THAT MEN CAN FEEL SUPERIOR. 192 00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:03,416 THAT'S INSANE. 193 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,168 IF WOMEN DON'T LEARN TO STAND UP FOR THEMSELVES, 194 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,045 MEN WILL ALWAYS CONTROL THE WORLD. 195 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:11,716 OH, HONEY, MEN DON'T CONTROL THE WORLD. 196 00:09:15,471 --> 00:09:17,430 OK. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 197 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,891 HONEY, COULD YOU OPEN THIS JAR FOR ME? 198 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:21,810 SURE THING, PUDDIN'. 199 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:24,813 OOH. 200 00:09:26,315 --> 00:09:29,526 OH, I'M SO LUCKY TO HAVE MY BIG, STRONG GRIZZLY BEAR AROUND. 201 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:32,112 RROOAAARRR... 202 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:40,704 FIRST OF ALL, 203 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:42,914 YUCK. 204 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:45,458 SECOND, THINGS DON'T EVEN WORK LIKE THAT ANYMORE. 205 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:47,836 THAT'S WHAT THE EQUAL RIGHTS AMENDMENT IS FOR. 206 00:09:48,045 --> 00:09:50,255 THAT'S GOOD, DEAR. YOU STICK TO YOUR PRINCIPLES, 207 00:09:50,464 --> 00:09:52,716 AND 40 YEARS FROM NOW YOU CAN TELL ALL YOUR CATS 208 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:55,260 HOW YOU WON A BASKETBALL GAME. 209 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:10,150 OK, SHE WAS GOING, LIKE, "THAT IS SO GROSS." 210 00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:11,901 AND I WENT, LIKE, "WELL, IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE." 211 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:12,736 AND SHE WAS, LIKE, "NUH-UH." 212 00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:14,321 AND I WENT, "YEAH, UH-HUH." 213 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:15,864 UH-HUH. 214 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,438 MAN, ARE YOU STILL ON THE PHONE? 215 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:19,576 COME ON, LET'S GO. 216 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:20,076 I CAN'T. 217 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:22,046 HEY, THE MOVIE STARTS IN 5 MINUTES. LET'S GO. 218 00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:24,247 I CAN'T. 219 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:28,460 WUUUSSSS... 220 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:30,128 JACKIE, HOLD ON. 221 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:34,591 OK, I'LL TELL HER THERE'S AN EMERGENCY AND I GOTTA GO. 222 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,802 SHE'LL BUY THAT, RIGHT? 223 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:39,387 YEAH, EXCEPT FOR ONE THING. 224 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:45,018 JACKIE? 225 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,519 JACKIE! OH... 226 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,355 DON'T BE HER WHIPPED PIG. 227 00:10:48,564 --> 00:10:50,482 YEAH, LOOK... 228 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:51,691 SHE HUNG UP ON YOU. 229 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:54,611 LET'S GO. YOU CALL HER LATER. OK? 230 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:57,197 YEAH. SHE HUNG UP ON ME. 231 00:10:57,406 --> 00:10:58,406 LET'S GO. 232 00:10:58,449 --> 00:10:59,449 WAY TO BE. WAY TO BE. 233 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:01,951 THAT'S RIGHT. 234 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,411 DO YOU WANT TO PLAY AIR HOCKEY? 235 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:04,996 WITH YOU? 236 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:07,207 OH, I'D LOVE TO, BUT, UH... 237 00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:08,583 I'M KIND OF TIRED. 238 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:09,793 AND MY WRIST HURTS. 239 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:12,295 AND I THINK I'M COMING DOWN WITH THE FLU. 240 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,171 WELL, IT'S JUST AS WELL. 241 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,799 I'M PRETTY BAD AT IT. 242 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:18,468 YOU KNOW, ONE GAME ISN'T GOING TO KILL ME. 243 00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:19,969 ALRIGHT, YOU SERVE FIRST. 244 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:21,513 OKAY. 245 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:24,557 WHOA! 246 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:25,975 NO WAY YOU COULD STOP THAT. 247 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:29,104 THAT WAS GOING SO FAST, YOU COULDN'T EVEN SEE THAT. 248 00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:36,152 I SAW THAT. 249 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,584 WHOO. 250 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:53,128 WELL, THAT'S GAME. 251 00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:01,845 THAT'S... 252 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:04,931 THAT'S GREAT. 253 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,850 ARE YOU OK WITH THAT? 254 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:08,685 SURE. 255 00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:27,662 BINGO. 256 00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:32,375 AH, CRAP. 257 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,585 NO, NO, NO. 258 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:35,634 NOW LOOK, WE JUST WILL GET RID OF THESE CHAIRS, 259 00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:37,338 AND WE WILL SIT ON THE FLOOR 260 00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:39,174 LIKE THOSE NICE JAPANESE PEOPLE 261 00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:43,636 IN FLOWER DRUM SONG. 262 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,646 I'LL HAVE TO MAKE NEW LEGS FOR THE DAMN THING. 263 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:46,890 I'LL BE IN THE GARAGE IF YOU NEED ME. 264 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:50,185 OK, WELL, NOW, YOU TAKE YOUR TIME AND YOU DO A GOOD JOB. 265 00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:51,936 YOU CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING. 266 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,688 SHH! 267 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:56,983 I MEAN, IF... 268 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,986 SHH, SHH. 269 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,321 IS IT ME... 270 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:04,449 OR IS THAT REFRIGERATOR TOO LOUD? 271 00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:11,080 WHAT REFRIGERATOR? 272 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:14,000 RED, THERE IS NO NOISE. THERE IS NO NOISE. 273 00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:17,003 ♪ YOU'LL BE SWELL ♪ 274 00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,671 ♪ YOU'LL BE GREAT ♪ 275 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:21,841 ♪ GONNA HAVE THE WHOLE WORLD ON A PLATE ♪ 276 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,020 HEY, NICE SHOT. 277 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:34,938 THANKS. 278 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,397 YOU WANNA PLAY? 279 00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:38,191 I DON'T KNOW. 280 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,277 OK. WHY NOT? 281 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,405 LOOK, GAME TO 21. I'LL TAKE IT OUT FIRST. 282 00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:50,662 HAVE YOU BEEN PRACTICING? 283 00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:52,705 WELL... 284 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,250 A LITTLE. 285 00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:07,554 MY GOODNESS, WHAT A SUPER SHOT. 286 00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:10,098 DONNA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 287 00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:12,308 I'M... 288 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,144 LOSING TO YOU, YOU BIG, STRONG GRIZZLY BEAR. 289 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:16,646 RRAAARRR... 290 00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:24,153 DONNA, YOU'RE INTENTIONALLY THROWING THE GAME. 291 00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:25,822 I'M THROWING THE GAME? 292 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:27,031 DONNA? 293 00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:29,492 I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO FEEL BAD ABOUT LOSING TO A GIRL AGAIN. 294 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:33,454 WELL, THANKS, 'CAUSE BEING PITIED IS SO MUCH BETTER. 295 00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,264 GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CARE ABOUT THIS. 296 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,292 ALL I DID WAS BEAT YOU AT A FEW LOUSY GAMES. 297 00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:39,544 A FEW? NO, TWO. TRY TWO LOUSY GAMES, 298 00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:40,795 NOT A FEW. TWO. 299 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,130 AND I DON'T CARE, 300 00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:48,011 SO PLEASE LEAVE MY PROPERTY. 301 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,804 AS LONG AS YOU DON'T CARE. 302 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,850 GOD! 303 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,324 HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE THE WHOLE TIME? 304 00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:01,691 NO. I CAME OUT TO GET ONE OF YOUR FATHER'S TOOLS. 305 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,986 HE'S IN THERE WORKING ON MY REFRIGERATOR. 306 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,697 SO I GATHER YOU AND DONNA 307 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,616 ARE GOING THROUGH A ROUGH PATCH. 308 00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:10,825 NO, MOM. 309 00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:14,120 WE'RE IN A SCHOOL PLAY ABOUT TWO PEOPLE WHO HATE EACH OTHER. 310 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,664 OH, OK. OK, MR. SMART-MOUTH, 311 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,754 BUT WHEN YOU GET OLDER, YOU ARE GOING TO REALIZE 312 00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,501 THAT IT'S PRETTY SILLY TO GET UPSET 313 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:23,504 ABOUT LOSING A GAME TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 314 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:26,215 YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS. 315 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:26,966 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 316 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,801 I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS, 317 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,596 BUT I WILL TELL YOU ONE THING... 318 00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:34,807 YOUR FATHER AND I HAVE PLAYED MANY, MANY GAMES OVER THE YEARS, 319 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,936 AND WE NEVER KEPT SCORE, AND WE ALWAYS HAD FUN. 320 00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:39,465 NOW, WHAT DID I COME OUT HERE FOR? 321 00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:41,105 OH. 322 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:44,275 YOUR FATHER'S FIXING MY REFRIGERATOR. 323 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,537 RED, HONEY... 324 00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,081 FORGET THE REFRIGERATOR. 325 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:01,668 THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE GARAGE DOOR. 326 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,881 MICHAEL... 327 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,968 WE NEED TO TALK. 328 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,681 AND I AM OVER HERE... 329 00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:19,894 OH, GOD, WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 330 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,730 WELL, YOU COULD... AND I KNOW THIS IS A RADICAL SUGGESTION... 331 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,483 BUT, UM, BE A MAN? 332 00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:29,821 YOU'RE RIGHT, HYDE. 333 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,782 NO MORE EXCUSES. 334 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:36,202 SHE WILL CRUSH HIM, YES? 335 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,622 LIKE THE SPIRIT OF YOUR MAYAN FOREFATHERS. 336 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,917 MY FOREFATHERS WERE NOT MAYAN. 337 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,836 LIKE ANYONE CARES. 338 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,090 SO, MICHAEL? 339 00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:52,135 SO, JACKIE... 340 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,394 I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU HANG UP ON ME. 341 00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:04,147 I'M SORRY. IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. 342 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:04,856 THAT'S OK. 343 00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:07,608 YOU WERE OBVIOUSLY UNDER A BAD INFLUENCE. 344 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:11,529 YEAH. 345 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,156 I'M THIRSTY. 346 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,950 MICHAEL, GET ME A POP. 347 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,749 I'M SORRY. I REMEMBER SAYING "BE A MAN," 348 00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,543 NOT "BE A WUSS." 349 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:28,671 I AM ASHAMED TO KNOW YOU. 350 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:34,052 UH-HUH. 351 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:37,847 ALL RIGHT. ALL THOSE WHO ARE GETTIN' SOME, HANDS UP. 352 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,391 ANYBODY ELSE? 353 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:41,726 GETTIN' SOME? 354 00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:43,895 HYDE? FEZ? 355 00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:46,522 YEAH. 356 00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:03,873 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 357 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,417 OH, JUST... SHOOTIN' SOME HOOPS, 358 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,961 WAITING FOR AN APOLOGY... 359 00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,506 WELL, WHEN YOU THINK OF ONE, I'LL BE GLAD TO HEAR IT. 360 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,055 OK, LOOK... 361 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,932 WE WERE BOTH ACTING LIKE JERKS. 362 00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:22,558 I'M SORRY. 363 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,103 YEAH, I'M SORRY, TOO. 364 00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:28,856 YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T PLAY BASKETBALL ANYMORE. 365 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,734 OR ANY GAMES, FOR THAT MATTER. 366 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,236 YEAH. MAYBE. 367 00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:34,695 END OF AN ERA, HUH? 368 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,364 HEY, REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE 8 369 00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:38,074 AND I BEAT YOU AT WRESTLING? 370 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:39,784 THAT WAS FUN. 371 00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:43,329 DONNA, YOU SAT ON MY CHEST AND MADE ME EAT A CLUMP OF DIRT. 372 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,998 ALL RIGHT, SCREW IT. YOU WANT TO JUST PLAY? 373 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,251 YEAH. YEAH, I DO. 374 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:49,740 HEY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE ME EAT 375 00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,504 A CLUMP OF DIRT AGAIN, ARE YOU? 376 00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:53,131 WE'LL SEE. 377 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:57,969 FORMAN HAS THE BALL. 378 00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,096 HE FAKES LEFT, HE BLOWS BY PINCIOTTI... 379 00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:02,223 PINCIOTTI LEAPS ON HIS BACK... 380 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:05,852 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 381 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:06,644 GIVE ME THE BALL! 382 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:09,605 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 383 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,732 YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? 384 00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:20,283 OK, FOUL. 385 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,952 SO NOW SUDDENLY WE'RE CALLING EVERY LITTLE THING? 386 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:23,619 WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 387 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:24,996 REACHING FOR A CLUMP OF DIRT. 388 00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:26,998 NO. DON'T. 389 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:29,333 I MUST... REACH... CLUMP OF DIRT. 390 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:32,003 NOT WHILE I STILL BREATHE. 391 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,300 WHAT? NOTHING. 392 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,302 DONNA? 393 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:39,927 YOU GOTTA GO. 394 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:40,553 THAT'S MY DAD. 395 00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:41,179 RIGHT. 396 00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:41,888 SEE YA. 397 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:44,056 BYE. 398 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,558 HEY, WAIT. WHO WON? 399 00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:47,894 I WASN'T KEEPING SCORE. 400 00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:49,604 COOL. ME, NEITHER. 401 00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:58,321 WELL, THAT WAS PRETTY SAD, ERIC. 402 00:19:58,530 --> 00:19:59,530 WHAT? 403 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:00,364 COME ON... 404 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,325 I'M GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO PLAY BASKETBALL. 405 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,160 WE GOT 4 HOURS 'TIL YOUR BEDTIME, 406 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:08,539 AND WE ARE GONNA DRILL, DRILL, DRILL. 407 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,249 BUT I THOUGHT... 408 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,001 THAT MOM NEEDED YOUR HELP. 409 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,711 Mrs. Forman: CAN'T HEAR YOU, ERIC. I'M IRONING. 410 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:16,297 ♪ LA LA-LA-LA... ♪ 411 00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:19,050 WE'LL START YOU OFF WITH 100 SQUAT THRUSTS. 412 00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:20,885 BUT DAD, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO WON. 413 00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:21,761 SHE DID. 414 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,304 NOW, HIT IT. 415 00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:28,601 1... 416 00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:31,604 2... 417 00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:34,273 3... 418 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,067 4... 419 00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:38,778 98... 420 00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:41,572 99... 421 00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:43,115 100. 422 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:49,997 OK. LET'S PLAY. 423 00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:59,590 BUT BARBRA STREISAND BECAME THIS HUGE STAR, RIGHT? 424 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,260 BUT KRIS KRISTOFFERSON COULD NOT TAKE IT ANYMORE, 425 00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:06,055 SO HE DRINKS AND DRINKS AND CRASHES HIS CAR. 426 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,932 ISN'T THAT ROMANTIC? 427 00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:11,686 SAY "YES, IT IS." 428 00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:13,187 YES, IT IS. 429 00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:16,399 OH, I JUST LOVE ROMANTIC MOVIES, DON'T YOU? 430 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,360 "YES, I DO." 431 00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:22,530 YES, I DO. 432 00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:25,533 YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD ROMANTIC SCENE IN A MOVIE? 433 00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:27,076 THAT NIGHT WE HAD BY THE RESERVOIR 434 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,120 WHEN WE WENT SKINNY DIPPING. 435 00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:32,331 REMEMBER? 436 00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:36,502 "NO. DESCRIBE IT TO ME." 437 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,337 NO. DESCRIBE IT TO ME. 438 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,673 MICHAEL, YOU'RE SO BAD. 439 00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:44,677 OK. THE WATER WAS REALLY COLD, 440 00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:46,554 SO WHEN I DOVE IN... 441 00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:48,139 WELL, YOU KNOW. 442 00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,975 NO, I DON'T KNOW. 443 00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:52,852 MICHAEL! 444 00:21:58,650 --> 00:21:59,775 UM... 445 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:00,985 DAD, ABOUT THIS TABLE. 446 00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:01,527 ERIC... 447 00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:02,737 WHAT ABOUT THE TABLE? 448 00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:07,241 JUST THAT IT IS SO DARN GREAT, RED. 449 00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,869 I THINK I OUGHT TO SHAVE DOWN THE LEGS. 450 00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:13,080 NO. THAT WOULD JUST RUIN IT, RED. 451 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:16,083 FOR GOD'S SAKES, I KNOW HOW TO CUT THE LEGS OFF A TABLE. 452 00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:19,879 YOU'RE TELLING ME. 453 00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:22,590 WHAT WAS THAT? 454 00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:24,216 NOTHING, SIR. 455 00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:26,218 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 456 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,220 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 457 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:32,110 PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE