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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER AND FOX BROADCASTING

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THE GAME IS ANACONDA.

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BIG ACE, 8 BALL, RED LADY,
JACKSON, FIVER, WILD MAN.

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OH, MY GOD. MICHAEL,
THEY OPENED UP A DISCO.

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WHERE AT?

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IN KENOSHA.

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YOU COULD WEAR YOUR
DAVID BOWIE BUTT-HUGGERS.

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MICHAEL, THAT WOULD BE SUPER.

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LAUGH IF YOU WANT, MAN,

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BUT MY BUTT LOOKS
PRETTY GOOD IN THOSE.

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COME ON, ARE YOU GUYS CRAZY?

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I MEAN, A DISCO? NO WAY.

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I DON'T KNOW, IT MIGHT BE
KIND OF FUN TO GO DANCING.

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OR WE COULD GO.

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I GOT NOTHING. I FOLD.

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WELL, MAN, IF YOU'RE OUT,
GO MAKE SOME POPCORN.

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TAKE HER WITH YOU.

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WHAT IS DISCO?

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DISCO IS FROM HELL, OK,

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AND NOT THE COOL PART OF
HELL, WITH ALL THE MURDERERS,

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BUT THE LAME-ASS PART WHERE
THE REALLY BAD ACCOUNTANTS LIVE.

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EXCUSE ME, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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LOOKING AT KELSO'S CARDS.

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THAT'S CHEATING.

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Jackie: ERIC, I CAN'T
FIND THE POPCORN.

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HEY, UM,

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DONNA, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
A LITTLE LOOK AT MY CARDS?

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THEN YOU WON'T HAVE
TO WAIT FOR ME TO LEAVE.

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NO, COME ON. TAKE A LOOK.

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TAKE A LOOK. TELL ME WHAT
I HAVE, YOU CHEATER.

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YOU GOT NOTHING.

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YEAH, AND I'M GOING TO BLUFF,
SO WATCH OUT.

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DONNA HAS STUFF FOR ERIC, YES?

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NOT STUFF, THING.

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DONNA HAS A THING FOR ERIC.

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HA HA. WHY DO YOU
HAVE A THING FOR ERIC?

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HE MAKES ME LAUGH, HE DOESN'T
ASK ME STUPID QUESTIONS,

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HE'S SMART, AND, YOU KNOW...

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NO, I DON'T KNOW.

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I KNOW.

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IT IS BECAUSE ERIC IS NOBLE,

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AND A WOMAN WANTS
HER FIRST LOVEMAKING

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TO BE IN THE ARMS
OF A MAN SHE CAN TRUST.

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FEZ? YES.

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GO MAKE POPCORN.

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♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪

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♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪

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♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪

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♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪

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♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪

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♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪

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♪ WHOA, YEAH ♪♪

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HELLO, WISCONSIN!

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DAD, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT MY CURFEW ON SATURDAY.

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WE'RE GOING TO
A DISCO IN KENOSHA.

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OH, DANCING IN KENOSHA.

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THAT'S QUITE A DRIVE. HA HA HA.

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CAN I PUSH MY CURFEW TO 2?

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MM.

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OR 1:30?

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MM.

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OR 1?

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DONE! HA HA HA.

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SO, WHO'S GOING?

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OH, DONNA, I'M SURE.

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THEY'RE PRACTICALLY DATING.

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CAN I HAVE SOME GAS MONEY?

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DATING? SINCE WHEN?

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MOM, WE'RE NOT DATING.

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WHY NOT? SHE LIKES YOU.

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THANKS, MOM.
ABOUT THAT GAS MONEY...

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WELL, NOW, SHE IS INTERESTED.

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I CAN TELL.

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AND DANCING IS THE
QUICKEST WAY TO A GAL'S HEART.

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REMEMBER, RED,
WHEN WE USED TO GO DANCING

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AT THE AVALON
ON MACKINAW ISLAND?

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OH, MACKINAW.
NOW, THAT'S QUITE A DRIVE.

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I'LL BET THE MILEAGE IS...

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♪ VOLARE ♪

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♪ OH, OH... ♪

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YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID?

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YOU GOT YOUR MOTHER STARTED.

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MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU AND JACKIE

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ARE DRAGGING EVERYBODY
TO THAT DISCO.

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IT'S SO SAD.

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NO, I'M JUST GOING
TO MEET KENOSHA CHICKS.

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I'M BREAKING UP WITH JACKIE.

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OH, GET A TALL CHICK,

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BECAUSE YOU AND JACKIE
LOOK SO SILLY TOGETHER.

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OK, THAT'S ALL THE DEPOSIT
BOTTLES AND THE ALUMINUM CANS.

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WE'VE GOT HAVE AT LEAST
$1.15 WORTH OF GAS.

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COME ON.
MY DAD'S GOT A TON OF EMPTIES.

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[SIGHS]

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MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE
GOING TO WASTE ALL THEIR MONEY

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ON A STUPID DISCO WHEN THEY
COULD BUY A REALLY BIG BAG...

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OF CARAMELS.

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NOT GOING TO THAT DISCO, HUH?

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NO.

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PHONY PEOPLE LISTENING
TO CRAPPY MUSIC

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DOES NOT SOUND LIKE
MY KIND OF TIME.

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YOU CAN'T DANCE, CAN YOU?

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I CAN DANCE.

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OH, I DON'T THINK SO, PAL.

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I CAN DANCE.

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NOT ONE STEP.

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YOU'RE RIGHT. NOT ONE STEP.

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WELL, THEN YOU
GOT A PROBLEM, SON,

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'CAUSE WOMEN WANT TO DANCE.

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THEY ALWAYS WANT TO DANCE.

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ALWAYS.

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WHY?

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BECAUSE THEY CAN GET CLOSE

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AND WIGGLE THEIR BODIES
AROUND IN FRONT OF A MAN

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IN A SAFE ATMOSPHERE.

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SEE, I DON'T REALLY WANT
TO WIGGLE AROUND IN PUBLIC.

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WELL, OF COURSE NOT.
YOU'RE A MAN.

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MY POINT IS YOU'RE
GOING TO HAVE TO LEARN.

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OTHERWISE, LATER ON IN LIFE,

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YOU'RE GOING TO BE
WIGGLING ALL BY YOURSELF.

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NOW, IF YOU WANT,
I CAN HELP YOU OUT.

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OK, NOW. THAT WAS GOOD.

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OK, LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.

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OK? NOW,

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LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT,
TURN AND STEP.

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AHH.

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I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH MUSIC,
MRS. FORMAN.

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NOW, LET'S NOT GET DISCOURAGED.

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ALL RIGHT, I'M JUST GONNA
TURN THIS MUSIC OFF.

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HA HA. NOW,

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YOU FOLLOW ME.
OK. YOU CAN DO THIS.

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OK. LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT...

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TURN, AND STEP.

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AH-HA HA. OOH. OK.

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NO. NO. YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME,
NOT AT YOUR FEET.

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HA HA HA HA.

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OK, YOU KNOW WHAT NOW,
NOW PUT YOUR ARM AROUND ME.

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YEAH. A LITTLE BIT LOWER.

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PUT YOUR HAND
IN THE SMALL OF MY BACK.

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YOU FEEL HOW YOU CAN GUIDE ME?

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OH, YEAH.

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OK. OK.

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LEFT, R...

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YOU'RE LEADING.

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OH. HA HA HA.

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OK, NOW, TELL ME WHERE
TO MOVE WITH YOUR HANDS.

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UH-HUH.

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LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT,

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TURN...

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UH-HUH, OK, EYE CONTACT
IN THE TURN. OK. OK.

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AND... DIP.

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OK.

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WELL, NOW, LET'S
JUST DO IT AGAIN.

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HELLO. ANYBODY HOME?

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I'M BRINGING BACK YOUR THERMOS.

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OOH, PUT YOUR HAND THERE.

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OH, THAT IS PERFECT!

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YOU ARE BETTER THAN RED. HA HA.

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OH, I AM EXHAUSTED.

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THAT IS SWEATY WORK.

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MRS. FORMAN,
I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT

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IF MAYBE WE DIDN'T TELL ANYBODY
WHAT WE WERE DOING HERE.

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OH, MUM IS THE WORD.

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MMM-MMM. HA HA.

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TOMORROW AFTER SCHOOL, OK?

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THANKS.

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AND STEVEN...

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YOU WERE GOOD.

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♪ CABALLO DE LA SABANA ♪

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♪ ¿PORQUé ESTá
VIEJO Y CANSADO? ♪

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♪ PERO NO SE DAN DE CUENTA ♪

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♪ QUE UN CORAZON AMARADO ♪♪

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OK, I THOUGHT ABOUT IT,

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AND I'M GOING TO THE DISCO.

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JUST ON THE OFF CHANCE
THAT THEY MIGHT

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MIX UP A LITTLE
ROCK 'N' ROLL, MAN.

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YEAH.

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WELL, I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.

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I WENT TO THE MALL TODAY,

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AND I BOUGHT A PAIR
OF NEW SHOES...

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AND THEY'RE THE COOLEST
KICKS IN THE CAVE.

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SO, NO MORE FOR KELSO.
HE'S TOASTED.

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I WOULD LIKE SOME TOAST
IF YOU ARE MAKING SOME,

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OR FOOD OF ANY KIND
WOULD BE GOOD.

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I AM STARVING.

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OH, I READ SOMEWHERE THERE
ARE THESE PEOPLE IN INDIA

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WHO FAST, MAN.

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YEAH.

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AND THEIR MINDS ARE SO ADVANCED,

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THEY CAN ACTUALLY
THINK THEMSELVES TO DEATH, MAN.

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I HOPE I'M NOT
DOING THAT RIGHT NOW...

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'CAUSE MY MIND'S
ALWAYS DOING THINGS

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THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT.

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MAN, WE ALWAYS THINK OF SO MANY
BRILLIANT THINGS DOWN HERE,

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BUT THEN LATER I CAN'T
REMEMBER ANY OF THEM,

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AND, I MEAN,
THEY'RE BRILLIANT, MAN.

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SOMEONE GO MAKE TOAST RIGHT NOW.

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HEY, WE SHOULD RECORD
OUR CONVERSATION, MAN.

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YEAH, THEN WE COULD
PLAY IT BACK AND WRITE IT DOWN.

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I'LL BET THAT'S HOW THE WRITERS
AT NATIONAL LAMPOON DO IT.

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YEAH, WELL, I READ SOMEWHERE

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THAT THERE'S THESE
PEOPLE IN FRANCE.

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WHAT DO THEY DO?

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YOU SEE, THEY'RE INCREDIBLY...

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FRENCH.

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SEE, THAT'S BRILLIANT, MAN.

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I'M GETTING A TAPE RECORDER.

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WHERE'S MY TOAST, YOU IDIOTS?

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ERIC.

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YEAH, DAD?

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LISTEN, I KNOW YOU NEED
GAS MONEY FOR SATURDAY NIGHT,

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SO IF YOU'RE WILLING
TO DO A FEW EXTRA CHORES,

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I'LL, UH, PAY YOU $10.

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SURE, I CAN DO THAT.

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NOW, I NEED YOU
TO SWEEP THE GARAGE,

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CLEAN THE LEAVES OUT
OF THE GUTTERS,

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PICK UP THE DRY CLEANING,

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AND, UH, FIX THAT SHELF
IN THE PANTRY.

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NOW RUN THAT BACK TO ME.

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OK.

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FIX THE SHELF, SWEEP THE GARAGE,
PICK UP THE LEAVES...

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DRY CLEANING.

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YEAH.

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THE GUTTERS...

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FIX THE GUTTERS.

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CLEAN... CLEAN THE GUTTERS.

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CLEAN OUT THE GUTTERS,
FIX THE SHELF, SWEEP THE LEAVES.

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THE GARAGE.

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FIX THE GARAGE.

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SWEEP IT.

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SWEEP.

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LISTEN, I'M NOT GONNA
PAY YOU $10 FOR NOTHING.

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SWEEP THE GARAGE,
PICK UP THE CLEANING,

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CLEAN UP THE GUTTERS,
FIX THE SHELF.

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DO THAT, AND YOU
GOT YOURSELF GAS MONEY.

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DIDN'T YOU SAY
SOMETHING ABOUT LEAVES?

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THEY'RE IN THE GUTTERS.

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RIGHT. PICK THEM UP.

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CLEAN THEM UP. I...

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GOT TO MAKE TOAST.

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[BIG BAND SWING MUSIC PLAYS]

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[CALYPSO MUSIC PLAYS]

242
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[DISCO PLAYS]

243
00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:11,079
[CONGA PLAYS]

244
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,550
OH, JEEZ, MIDGE.

245
00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:21,221
KITTY AND THAT BOY
ARE AT IT AGAIN.

246
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,902
YOU SMELL GREAT.
WHAT DID YOU DO?

247
00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:38,113
I TOOK A BATH.

248
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,658
I WAS...
THINKING OF YOU THE WHOLE TIME.

249
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,451
YEAH, YOU KNOW, I DO
THE SAME THING IN THE SHOWER.

250
00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:45,328
WHAT? NOTHING.

251
00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:47,247
LET'S TAKE SOME PICTURES.
I'M READY.

252
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:48,790
STEVEN, GET IN CLOSER.

253
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,042
OK, LET'S ALL SHMUSH TOGETHER.

254
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,585
OK, BIG SMILES.

255
00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:55,505
NICE. OK. NOW THE GIRLS.

256
00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:57,257
LOOK HOW PRETTY. SMILE.

257
00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,092
NICE. NOW THE BOYS.

258
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,844
OH, SO HANDSOME.

259
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:03,888
OK, NOW, 1, 2...

260
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,307
HEY, MOM, WHY DON'T
I TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU?

261
00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:07,225
NO, NO, NO, NO.

262
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:10,562
OK. YOU'LL BE LATE. BYE, NOW.

263
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:13,898
YOU'RE THE BEST.

264
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:16,985
OH, YOU GO GET 'EM, TIGER.

265
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:22,240
KITTY, I NEED YOUR ADVICE.

266
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,700
WELL, SURE. WHAT IS IT?

267
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,702
I HAVE THIS MARRIED FRIEND,

268
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,430
AND SHE'S ABOUT
TO THROW EVERYTHING AWAY

269
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:30,290
BECAUSE SHE'S ATTRACTED
TO A MUCH YOUNGER MAN.

270
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,624
IT'S STELLA.

271
00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:32,375
NO.

272
00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:36,546
OH, I KNEW THAT STELLA
WAS OPEN FOR BUSINESS.

273
00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,923
IT'S NOT STELLA.

274
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:40,091
WELL, DO I KNOW HER?

275
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:42,218
YES. VERY WELL.

276
00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:48,433
OH, MIDGE.

277
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,643
DOES BOB KNOW?

278
00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:52,604
YEAH, AND HE DOESN'T
KNOW WHAT TO DO.

279
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,314
KITTY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

280
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,483
MIDGE, LISTEN.

281
00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:58,193
I THINK YOUR FRIEND
SHOULD THINK ABOUT

282
00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,904
ALL THE PEOPLE SHE'S GONNA HURT

283
00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:02,280
AND TELL THIS YOUNGER MAN...

284
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:06,034
WHOEVER HE IS,
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW...

285
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,453
THAT IT HAS TO STOP.

286
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,121
THANK YOU.

287
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:14,751
I JUST HOPE MY FRIEND
TAKES YOUR ADVICE.

288
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,921
I'M SURE YOUR FRIEND WILL.

289
00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:20,632
HA HA HA.

290
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,593
Both, thinking:
HMM... YOUNGER MAN.

291
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:26,012
WONDER WHAT THAT'S LIKE.

292
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:37,517
[BEE GEES'
YOU SHOULD BE DANCIN' PLAYS]

293
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:47,826
JACKIE, WHERE'D YOU GO?

294
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:50,495
I HAD TO GET SOMETHING
FOR YOU TO BITE ON,

295
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:54,332
'CAUSE I TOLD EVERYONE
YOU WERE HAVING A SEIZURE.

296
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,793
WHEN DO THEY PLAY
THE DISCO MUSIC?

297
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,837
THIS IS DISCO MUSIC.

298
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:02,423
NO, NO. THIS IS SAMBA.

299
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:05,802
FEZ, IT'S DISCO, MAN. IT'S CRAP.

300
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:09,222
OH, I THINK I LIKE THIS CRAP.

301
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,057
COME, JACKIE. LET'S GET DOWN.

302
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:14,561
NO, I THINK I'M A LITTLE TIRED.

303
00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:17,438
DON'T RESIST ME, MAMA.

304
00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:20,483
IT'S BOOGIE TIME.

305
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,443
I THINK YOU JUST LOST YOUR DATE.

306
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:23,611
YEAH, WELL, IT'S COOL,

307
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:27,490
'CAUSE JACKIE AND I ARE HISTORY!

308
00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:31,578
♪ DANCIN', YEAH ♪

309
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,609
SHE MUST NOT WEIGH THAT MUCH.

310
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:10,776
♪ DANCIN', YEAH ♪

311
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:16,497
IS SHE TOUCHING HIS ASS?

312
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:19,709
♪ THEY WERE SHINING
THERE FOR YOU AND ME ♪

313
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:20,877
LISTEN, MERENGUE.

314
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:23,880
WHOO! FEZ, YOU'RE CRAZY.

315
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,298
WOW, THEY ARE REALLY GOOD.

316
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,383
YEAH, IF YOU WANT
TO DANCE THAT WAY.

317
00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:29,093
I WOULD LOVE TO DANCE THAT WAY.

318
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:31,304
YOU WANT TO DANCE?

319
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:32,513
SURE.

320
00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:34,307
♪ IF I HAD TO DO
THE SAME AGAIN ♪

321
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:36,476
♪ I WOULD, MY FRIEND ♪

322
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♪ FERNANDO ♪

323
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:42,857
♪ THERE WAS SOMETHING
IN THE AIR THAT NIGHT ♪

324
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,943
♪ THE STARS WERE BRIGHT ♪

325
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:48,112
♪ FERNANDO ♪

326
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,406
YOU DANCE?

327
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:53,576
THIS IS A SIDE OF YOU
I'VE NEVER SEEN.

328
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:54,827
YEAH.

329
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:58,915
ACTUALLY, YOU'RE MY FIRST DANCE.

330
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,250
I'M YOUR FIRST?

331
00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:05,630
I'M HONORED.

332
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,548
THIS IS NICE.

333
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:09,550
MM-HMM.

334
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:17,475
DONNA, MAN,
I FEEL LIKE I WANT TO KISS YOU.

335
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:25,525
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
KISS ME BACK IF YOU DON'T WANT.

336
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,652
I'M NOT KIDDING.

337
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:31,990
SHUT UP AND DANCE.

338
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:35,326
♪ THERE'S NO REGRET ♪

339
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:38,579
♪ IF I HAD TO DO
THE SAME AGAIN ♪

340
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:40,623
♪ I WOULD MY FRIEND ♪

341
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,250
♪ FERNANDO ♪

342
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:45,712
FEZ, YOU ARE AN AMAZING DANCER.

343
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:47,088
ACTUALLY, JACKIE,

344
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,589
YOU ARE THE REASON

345
00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:51,551
I AM AMAZING.

346
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:54,387
YOU SEE, WHEN A MAN DANCES,

347
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:56,389
HE SHOULD DISPLAY
THE WOMAN TO THE ROOM

348
00:16:56,557 --> 00:17:00,059
LIKE A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER.

349
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,478
OH, FEZ!

350
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:05,273
MICHAEL!

351
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,441
ALL RIGHT, PAL, THAT'S IT!

352
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,067
IT'S YOU AND ME.
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!

353
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:09,777
WHY DID YOU INTERRUPT US?

354
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:11,612
JACKIE IS MY GIRL, FEZ.

355
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:15,116
BUT YOU WERE
BREAKING UP WITH HER.

356
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,618
WHERE DO YOU EVEN
GET THAT STUFF?

357
00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:19,829
OK, I'LL BE RUNNING AWAY NOW.

358
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:23,833
MICHAEL. MICHAEL.

359
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,710
MICHAEL, IT IS NOT HIS FAULT.

360
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,295
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW
HOW TO DANCE WITH ME.

361
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,171
I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO DANCE WITH YOU,

362
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:30,214
SO YOU JUST TAKE OFF
WITH SOME OTHER GUY?

363
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:32,633
I KNOW, MICHAEL.
I'M SORRY. I WAS WRONG,

364
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:38,306
BUT ALL I WANTED TO BE WAS
DISPLAYED LIKE A... FLOWER.

365
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:42,185
YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FLOWER.

366
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:46,814
THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL.

367
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:50,485
PUT ME DOWN.

368
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:52,862
OK, I'M PASSING OUT NOW.

369
00:17:56,283 --> 00:18:00,453
UH... HEH...

370
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:03,122
OK, BOB. WHAT IS IT?

371
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:05,249
OH, JUST, UH, CURIOUS.

372
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,168
WHAT'S THE WORD
ON THAT HYDE KID?

373
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,586
STEVEN?

374
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,213
AH, HE'S A LITTLE REBELLIOUS.

375
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:11,881
JUST NEEDS SOME DIRECTION.

376
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:15,176
APPARENTLY HE'S GETTING IT, RED.

377
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,929
I, UH, I KIND OF WALKED
INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM,

378
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,015
AND HE AND KITTY WERE IN...

379
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:25,561
SOME SORT
OF PROVOCATIVE EMBRACE.

380
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:28,147
I THINK HE'S PUTTING
THE MOVES ON YOUR WIFE.

381
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:31,400
OH, MY GOD.

382
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:35,613
NOW I'VE GOT TO KILL HIM.

383
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:40,993
GET YOUR DEER RIFLE, BOB.

384
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:43,579
HOLD ON, RED.
I... I... I COULD'VE BEEN MISTAKEN.

385
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:47,625
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SAW.
GET THE DAMN GUN!

386
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,168
MAYBE SHE WAS CHOKING, YOU KNOW,

387
00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:50,503
ON SOME FOOD OR SOMETHING.

388
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,046
I CAN'T TAKE THAT CHANCE.

389
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:55,675
WHAT CHOICE DO I HAVE AS A MAN?

390
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:59,095
COME ON, RED.
THEY COULD'VE BEEN DANCING.

391
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,389
GEEZ, I'M SURE SHE WAS
TEACHING HIM DANCIN',

392
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,224
'CAUSE THEY'RE ALL
GOING TO THAT DISCO.

393
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,768
HA HA. OHH.

394
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:06,561
DANCING, HUH?

395
00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:07,812
YEAH.

396
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,939
GEEZ, BOB,

397
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,983
THAT WOULD BE DOWNRIGHT...

398
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:16,445
LOGICAL.

399
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:20,158
GOOD THING I DIDN'T SHOOT HIM.

400
00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:34,380
HYDE, YOU WERE RIGHT
ABOUT DISCO MUSIC.

401
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:38,217
IT IS EVIL.

402
00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:43,848
ITS PULSING RHYTHM
MADE ME DO A BAD THING.

403
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:47,059
YEAH WELL, ME TOO.

404
00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:51,397
KELSO IS MY FRIEND.
I CANNOT TAKE HIS WOMAN.

405
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:54,609
YOU'RE A GOOD GUY, FEZ.

406
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:58,946
ACTUALLY, I COULD
TAKE HIS WOMAN, BUT I WON'T.

407
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:02,867
COME ON, I'LL WALK YOU HOME.

408
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:03,784
SEE YA, GUYS.

409
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:04,535
SEE YA.

410
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,663
GOOD NIGHT.

411
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:09,916
HEY, UH, HYDE DANCING.
WHAT A SURPRISE.

412
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:11,500
YEAH. WHO KNEW?

413
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:13,336
YEAH. YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE
HAVING A PRETTY GOOD TIME.

414
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:14,823
YEAH, WELL,
YOU KNOW, DISCO FEVER.

415
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:18,007
YOU CATCH IT,
BUT I'M BETTER NOW.

416
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,343
WOW, WHAT A...
WHAT A WEIRD NIGHT.

417
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:21,469
HEY, DID YOU SEE KELSO'S SHOES?

418
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:24,597
YEAH. REMEMBER WHEN HE SAW THAT
GIRL WEARING THE SAME SHOES?

419
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:25,890
THAT WAS FUNNY.

420
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,698
THAT WAS... ACTUALLY,
THAT WAS PRETTY SAD.

421
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,268
YEAH. SAD.

422
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:33,105
HEY, UM, DO YOU RECALL THAT
NIGHT WE CROSSED THE RIO GRANDE?

423
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:34,273
WHAT?

424
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,356
I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES.

425
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,651
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

426
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,018
HOW PROUD YOU WERE TO FIGHT FOR

427
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,111
♪ FREEDOM IN THIS LAND ♪

428
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:40,279
SHUT UP. DON'T.

429
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,198
♪ THERE WAS SOMETHING
IN THE AIR THAT NIGHT ♪

430
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,407
DON'T. SHH.

431
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:44,951
♪ THE STARS WERE BRIGHT ♪

432
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:48,496
♪ FERNANDO ♪

433
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:49,872
AHEM.

434
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,458
I'M SORRY. I HATE DANCE MUSIC.

435
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,126
WHY'D YOU GO?

436
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:57,713
I LIKE YOU.

437
00:20:57,881 --> 00:21:02,843
SO, YOU'RE IN LIKE WITH ME?

438
00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:06,681
DONNA, I'M IN...

439
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:15,356
I CAN'T DANCE.

440
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:18,150
YOU'LL LEARN.

441
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:23,030
♪ THERE WAS SOMETHING
IN THE AIR THAT NIGHT ♪

442
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:24,532
DONNA, I REALLY WANT
TO KISS YOU AGAIN.

443
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,201
♪ FERNANDO ♪ SHUT UP AND DANCE.

444
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:30,204
♪ THEY WERE SHINING THERE
FOR YOU AND ME ♪

445
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:32,373
Both: ♪ AND LIBERTY ♪

446
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:34,625
♪ FERNANDO ♪

447
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:38,170
♪ THOUGH I NEVER THOUGHT
THAT WE COULD LOSE ♪

448
00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:41,549
♪ THERE'S NO REGRET ♪

449
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:44,510
♪ IF I HAD TO DO
THE SAME AGAIN ♪

450
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,470
♪ I WOULD MY FRIEND ♪

451
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:49,640
♪ FERNANDO ♪

452
00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:51,892
♪ IF I HAD TO DO
THE SAME AGAIN ♪

453
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:54,061
♪ I WOULD MY FRIEND ♪♪

454
00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:55,396
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455
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:56,397
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456
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:58,524
Steven's voice recorded: I'M
SAYING THE EARTH IS A FARM.

457
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,735
Eric: THAT'S BRILLIANT.

458
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:03,696
Steven: A FARM PUT HERE BY ALIENS,
MAN, AND WE'RE THE CATTLE.

459
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:05,865
Kelso: WE'RE CATTLE, HUH?

460
00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:08,451
Steven: AND THE GOVERNMENT KNOWS IT.
IT'S OUT THERE, MAN.

461
00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:09,327
Eric: WHAT IS?

462
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:12,038
Steven: THE TRUTH.

463
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:13,289
Eric: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

464
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:16,042
Steven: OUT THERE IS THE TRUTH.

465
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,794
Kelso:
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE, MAN.

466
00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:20,921
Eric:
THAT'S SERIOUSLY BRILLIANT.

467
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:26,469
SEE? YOU ARE ALL STUPID.

468
00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:30,316
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