1 00:00:11,636 --> 00:00:14,555 GUYS, CAN WE DO SOMETHING BESIDES CRUISE? 2 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:18,434 IT'S THE THIRD TIME TONIGHT WE'VE DRIVEN BY THAT HOUSE. 3 00:00:18,601 --> 00:00:20,185 YOU KNOW WHAT WE COULD DO? 4 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:22,312 WE COULD GO SKINNY-DIPPING... 5 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:26,817 NAKED! THAT'S THE WAY GOD INTENDED. 6 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:28,694 NO WAY! 7 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,195 WHY NOT? IT'D BE FUN. 8 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:32,197 SURE, IT'S FUN FOR YOU GUYS, 9 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:33,615 'CAUSE YOU GET TO LOOK AT US, 10 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:35,743 AND THAT'S A TREAT. 11 00:00:35,910 --> 00:00:37,110 BUT WE JUST GET TO LOOK AT YOU, 12 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:40,122 AND THAT'S NASTY. 13 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,332 SO, DON'T YOU WANNA DO IT? 14 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:45,085 I DON'T CARE. 15 00:00:45,253 --> 00:00:47,504 WELL, I'LL DO IT. 16 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:49,757 OK, I'M IN. 17 00:00:49,924 --> 00:00:51,759 NAKED IS DIRTY. 18 00:00:51,926 --> 00:00:55,763 ♪ DIRTY, DIRTY, DIRTY ♪ 19 00:00:55,930 --> 00:00:57,848 All: ♪ DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY ♪ 20 00:00:58,016 --> 00:01:01,018 ♪ DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY, DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY ♪ 21 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,170 OH, THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT IDEA, MICHAEL. 22 00:01:10,278 --> 00:01:12,404 THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN. 23 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:13,072 OH, WAIT. 24 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:18,035 EXCEPT FOR THE PART WHERE OUR CLOTHES GOT STOLEN, YOU IDIOT. 25 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:20,412 BY THE WAY, FEZ, NICE TATTOO, MAN. 26 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:26,543 THANK YOU. IT IS THE BLESSED VIRGIN OF YORBA LINDA. 27 00:01:26,711 --> 00:01:27,911 DID YOU WANT TO SEE HER DANCE? 28 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:30,422 NO. NO. NO. 29 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:31,965 LOOK, GUYS, WE NEED A PLAN. 30 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:32,674 I'M ABOUT TO DRIVE UP TO THE HOUSE 31 00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:34,718 WITH A CAR FULL OF NAKED PEOPLE. 32 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:37,513 THEY HATE YOU GUYS WHEN YOU'RE DRESSED. 33 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,640 WE CAN GO TO MY HOUSE. 34 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:44,686 YEAH, YOUR MOM IS USED TO HAVING NAKED GUYS AROUND. 35 00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:46,146 SHE'S NOT EVEN HOME, YOU MORON. 36 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:49,149 OW, OW, OW. 37 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:51,276 PUT ON THE TOP 40. 38 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:52,820 WHOA, SIT DOWN, FEZ! 39 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:55,823 I SEE LONDON. I SEE BESTICLE. 40 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:59,785 WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT? 41 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,454 I DON'T KNOW. TUCK IT IN! 42 00:02:06,042 --> 00:02:09,419 ♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪ 43 00:02:09,587 --> 00:02:13,173 ♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪ 44 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:16,802 ♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪ 45 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:20,222 ♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪ 46 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:24,309 ♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪ 47 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:27,563 ♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪ 48 00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:30,065 ♪ WHOA, YEAH! ♪♪ 49 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:32,151 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER DISTRIBUTION, LLC. 50 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:34,736 HELLO, WISCONSIN! 51 00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:45,706 PORK CHOPS. 52 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:47,916 I THOUGHT WE AGREED TO STICK TO A BUDGET. 53 00:02:48,084 --> 00:02:49,877 PORK CHOPS AREN'T CHEAP. 54 00:02:50,044 --> 00:02:51,644 WELL, YOU KNOW, ON THE WAY TO THE MARKET, 55 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:55,299 I TRIED TO RUN OVER A CAT. 56 00:02:55,466 --> 00:02:58,218 BUT THEY ARE JUST SO DARN SPEEDY. 57 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:05,142 KITTY... 58 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:06,977 THE PLANT'S GONNA BE CLOSING SOON. 59 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:09,188 I MEAN, WE HAVE TO WATCH OUR MONEY. 60 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:11,481 WELL, MAYBE I COULD PUT YOU ON THE SUGAR DIET. 61 00:03:11,649 --> 00:03:13,150 THAT'D SAVE MONEY. 62 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:15,861 SUGAR DIET? 63 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,530 SWEET, HUH? 64 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:19,907 SEE, THAT'S PERFECT. 65 00:03:20,074 --> 00:03:24,036 GIVE ME ANOTHER SPOONFUL. 66 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:27,581 TASTY AND CHEAP. 67 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:34,963 NOW, WHEN I SAY CHEAP, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, NOT... 68 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:37,216 SHUT UP. 69 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:45,140 SO THIS IS YOUR HOME? 70 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:45,891 YEP. 71 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:50,103 OH, THIS EXPLAINS A LOT OF YOUR BEHAVIOR. 72 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:51,855 COME ON, MAN. THIS PLACE IS GREAT. 73 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:53,815 IT'S BETTER THAN FORMAN'S BASEMENT. 74 00:03:53,983 --> 00:03:55,903 THAT'S A COLOR TV, AND I JUST GOT NEW VICE GRIPS. 75 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:59,321 NOW WE CAN WATCH ANY CHANNEL WE WANT. 76 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:02,699 HYDE, YOUR MOM REALLY JUST RAN OFF WITH SOME TRUCKER? 77 00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:07,204 NO, FORMAN, I MADE IT UP BECAUSE IT SOUNDS SO CLASSY. 78 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:09,132 WHY WOULD SHE JUST RUN OFF WITH SOME TRUCKER? 79 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:09,915 IT'S SPRINGTIME. 80 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:13,085 LOVE IS IN THE AIR, MAN. 81 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,545 RIGHT. SHE JUST LEFT YOU HERE ALONE? 82 00:04:15,713 --> 00:04:17,256 LOOK, I REALIZE THIS IS HARD FOR YOU 83 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:19,925 TO GET YOUR HEAD AROUND, OPIE, 84 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,261 BUT YOU'RE FAILING TO SEE THE UPSIDE HERE. 85 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:24,888 WE'VE GOT FOOD, WE'VE GOT BEER, 86 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:27,432 WE HAVE ZERO ADULT SUPERVISION. 87 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,310 WELCOME TO CAMP NAUGHTY BAD FUN. 88 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:35,065 JACKIE, YOU COULDN'T FIND ANYTHING? 89 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:36,608 OK, WELL, NO OFFENSE, HYDE, 90 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:40,737 BUT ALL YOUR MOTHER'S CLOTHES ARE WHOREY. 91 00:04:40,905 --> 00:04:42,656 WHAT? 92 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:46,118 OOH, BUT THEY LOOK GREAT ON YOU, DONNA. 93 00:04:47,578 --> 00:04:51,206 THANKS, JACKIE. 94 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:53,166 MICHAEL, CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME? 95 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:55,919 LOOK, I THINK I CAUGHT SOMETHING AT THE RESERVOIR. 96 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:59,464 LIKE AN EEL? 97 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:00,716 NOT THAT, YOU IDIOT. 98 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:02,592 I THINK I'M SICK. 99 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:05,345 OH, I CAUGHT AN EEL. 100 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:14,813 BUT, MIDGE, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE 101 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:18,984 YOUR WOMAN WARRIOR MEETINGS HERE EVERY WEEK? 102 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,912 BECAUSE NONE OF THE OTHER FEMINISTS' HUSBANDS 103 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:23,488 WILL LET THEM. 104 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:26,783 BOY, THOSE BASTARDS. 105 00:05:26,951 --> 00:05:29,244 I KNOW. 106 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:32,539 BOB, THESE MEETINGS HAVE REALLY OPENED MY EYES. 107 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:34,458 FOR EXAMPLE, THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE 108 00:05:34,625 --> 00:05:36,668 IS SO OPPRESSIVE TO WOMEN. 109 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:40,714 I MEAN, WHY IS IT MAILMAN AND NOT MAILWOMEN? 110 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:43,550 WHY DO THEY EVEN CALL THE MAIL MAIL? 111 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,635 WHY NOT CALL IT FEMAIL? 112 00:05:45,803 --> 00:05:50,724 YES. YOU SEE, BOB, NOW YOU'RE THINKING. 113 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:54,895 NO, I'M NOT. I'M JUST BEING FUNNY 114 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:59,024 BECAUSE IT'S STUPID. 115 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:03,862 OK. THEN THAT'S WHY YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM. 116 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:09,076 MY WIFE IS A MANIAC. 117 00:06:09,243 --> 00:06:12,371 OH, I'M SORRY... A WO-MANIAC. 118 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:19,336 OH, OH, I'M SORRY. 119 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:21,880 I DIDN'T KNOW ANYONE ELSE WAS IN HERE. 120 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,799 YOU MUST BE MIDGE'S HUSBAND. 121 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:26,009 I GUESS. 122 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:28,553 SHE'S A REAL GUNG-HO WOMAN WARRIOR. 123 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:30,222 YOU MUST BE VERY PROUD. 124 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:34,101 I GUESS. 125 00:06:34,268 --> 00:06:36,311 WELL, CALL ME OLD-FASHIONED, 126 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:38,479 BUT WHEN I SEE YOU SITTING THERE EATING A SANDWICH, 127 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:41,608 IT MAKES ME DARN-TOOTIN' MAD. 128 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:44,111 I MEAN, I THINK A MARRIED MAN WHO PROVIDES FOR HIS FAMILY 129 00:06:44,278 --> 00:06:48,949 DESERVES TO COME HOME TO A HOT MEAL, DON'T YOU? 130 00:06:51,702 --> 00:06:53,912 YOU'RE NEAT. 131 00:06:57,959 --> 00:07:00,877 ERIC, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO WASH UP FOR DINNER. 132 00:07:01,045 --> 00:07:06,675 I KNOW, IT'S DIFFICULT TO HEAR WITH YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS. 133 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:10,011 GET A MOVE ON. 134 00:07:10,179 --> 00:07:13,223 OH, RED... 135 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:16,435 YOU NEED TO RELAX. 136 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:20,355 ANGER IS BAD FOR THE SOUL. 137 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:21,523 IT'S FEZ, RIGHT? 138 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:22,107 YES. 139 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:22,732 GET OUT. 140 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:25,026 OK. 141 00:07:25,194 --> 00:07:26,403 COME ON. WASH UP. 142 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:29,239 HEY, DAD, UH, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 143 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:32,868 UM, DO YOU THINK THAT HYDE COULD STAY FOR DINNER? 144 00:07:33,035 --> 00:07:34,369 ERIC, AGAIN? 145 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:36,538 I CAN'T AFFORD TO FEED YOUR FRIENDS. 146 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:37,986 I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD TO FEED YOU, 147 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:41,543 BUT THE LAW REQUIRES ME TO. 148 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:45,297 LOOK, HIS MOM'S OUT OF TOWN. 149 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,048 ALL RIGHT. 150 00:07:47,216 --> 00:07:51,261 BUT YOU HAVE TO FILL UP ON BREAD. 151 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:56,725 AND THE TWO OF YOU ARE SPLITTING A PORK CHOP. 152 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:57,893 THANKS, MAN. 153 00:07:57,894 --> 00:08:00,437 AH, NO PROBLEM. 154 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:01,521 SO, YOU DO KNOW YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY 155 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:03,940 OF THAT PORK CHOP, RIGHT? 156 00:08:04,108 --> 00:08:05,817 IS THAT SO? 157 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:18,330 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 158 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,332 MICHAEL, GO AWAY. I'M SICK. 159 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,580 I DON'T HAVE ANY MAKEUP ON. 160 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,877 MY HAIR'S A MESS. AND I LOOK HIDEOUS. 161 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:26,379 JACKIE, COME ON, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. 162 00:08:26,547 --> 00:08:28,089 I JUST WANNA SEE YOU. 163 00:08:28,257 --> 00:08:30,342 WHY? 164 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,053 BECAUSE YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND. 165 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:35,680 AND I GOT YOU A PRESENT. 166 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:37,599 AWW. 167 00:08:39,393 --> 00:08:42,729 [DRAMATIC OPERATIC CHORUS PLAYING] 168 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:46,274 MICHAEL, THAT IS SO SWEET. 169 00:08:46,442 --> 00:08:49,736 IT'S THE SWEETEST THING EVER. 170 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:51,863 LET ME HOLD IT. 171 00:08:58,454 --> 00:09:00,497 THANK YOU... 172 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:03,041 LOVER. 173 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:16,012 MOM, MOM, MOM? 174 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:17,013 YEAH, I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE 175 00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:23,144 THAT YOU'RE NOT HOME YET. 176 00:09:23,312 --> 00:09:28,358 OH, IS THAT RIGHT? 177 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:30,277 OK, GREAT. YEAH. 178 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:32,404 NO, NO, NO, YOU KNOW. 179 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,781 WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY. 180 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:42,038 HEY, FORMAN. 181 00:09:42,206 --> 00:09:45,500 HI. 182 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:49,671 COME ON IN. MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. 183 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:50,338 I'M OUT OF BEER, 184 00:09:50,506 --> 00:09:54,259 BUT IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN BREAK SOMETHING. 185 00:09:54,427 --> 00:10:00,307 ACTUALLY, I HAD MY EYE ON THE PHONE, SO... 186 00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:02,892 HEY, WHAT'S THAT? 187 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:05,937 IT'S CRACKERS WITH KETCHUP ON TOP FOR, UH... 188 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:08,982 YOU KNOW, FOR ZEST. 189 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:13,236 OK. WELL, I'M JUST GONNA GUESS THAT EDNA'S NOT COMING BACK. 190 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:16,573 NO, MAN. SHE'S JUST BEEN DELAYED A LITTLE BIT. 191 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:18,617 OH, OK. 192 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:21,286 OH, OK. DIDN'T THERE USED TO BE A TV THERE? 193 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,621 YEAH. I PAWNED IT. 194 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:23,788 YOU PAWNED YOUR MOM'S TV? 195 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:26,583 HYDE, SHE'S NOT COMING BACK. 196 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:30,378 OK, SHE'S NOT COMING BACK. ALL RIGHT? 197 00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:35,550 SO, WHAT ARE... WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 198 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:36,718 SELL THE HOUSE. 199 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,386 YOU RENT. 200 00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:45,018 GUESS I'M IN MORE TROUBLE THAN I THOUGHT. 201 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:46,186 NO, HYDE... 202 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:48,396 NO, HYDE, I'M SERIOUS HERE! 203 00:10:48,564 --> 00:10:49,856 YOU NEED HELP, MY FRIEND. 204 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:53,193 NO, FORMAN. YOU WOULD NEED HELP. 205 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:55,820 I'LL BE FINE. 206 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:59,866 COOL, I BROUGHT YOU THIS SANDWICH. 207 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:05,872 FINE. I'LL TAKE YOUR SANDWICH. 208 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:09,167 AFTER THIS, NO MORE HELP. 209 00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:20,762 HYDE'S MOM IS GONE, AND HE IS GOING DOWNHILL. 210 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,055 I MEAN, HE'S SITTING OVER THERE IN THE DARK 211 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:25,225 EATING KETCHUP OFF CRACKERS. 212 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:29,104 I ATE GUM OFF A PARKING METER ONCE. 213 00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:30,897 BUT IT WAS ON A DARE. 214 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:33,024 I MADE A DOLLAR. 215 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:36,027 MAN, THERE'S SOME SUCKERS OUT THERE. 216 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,614 CRACKERS AND KETCHUP ARE "K" WORDS, 217 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:44,411 WHICH MAKE THEM NATURALLY FUNNY. 218 00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:50,458 OH, MY GOD, I CAN FEEL, LIKE, ALL THE MOLECULES IN MY BODY. 219 00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:52,210 I'M GONNA COUNT THEM. 220 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:57,298 1, 2, 3... 221 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:01,469 YOU GUYS DISGUST ME. 222 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:04,389 DOESN'T ANYONE CARE ABOUT HYDE? 223 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,434 OH, MY GOD, RUN, SCOOBY. NOW. RUN. 224 00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:09,561 YOU KNOW WHAT'S FREAKING ME OUT? 225 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:13,648 I SAW JACKIE SICK, WITHOUT MAKEUP. 226 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,400 AND IT WAS LIKE THE FREAKIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN 227 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,861 IN MY ENTIRE, ENTIRE LIFE, 228 00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:21,322 INCLUDING THE CLASS TRIP TO THE SAUSAGE FACTORY. 229 00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:25,326 OH, IF I NEVER SEE THE INSIDE OF ANOTHER COW, 230 00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:28,121 IT WILL BE TOO SOON. 231 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,706 JERKY? 232 00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:36,045 18, 19... 233 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:41,926 I HAVE THE BIGGEST HANDS IN THE WORLD. 234 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:45,180 DAMN IT. 1... 235 00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:49,642 SO HIS MOM'S GONE, AND I KNOW HE DOESN'T WANT ANY HELP. 236 00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:51,186 BUT THE DONNER PARTY DIDN'T GET ANY HELP, 237 00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:55,815 AND THEN, I MEAN, THEY ATE EACH OTHER. 238 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:57,859 HEY, DON'T BOGART THAT JERKY. 239 00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:02,906 YEAH, NO PARENTS WOULD BE COOL... 240 00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:06,576 LIKE THE LORD OF THE FLIES. 241 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:09,621 KELSO, DID YOU EVER FINISH LORD OF THE FLIES? 242 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:13,124 NO. 243 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,710 SO? 244 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:18,129 NOTHING. 245 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,506 LOOK, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT HYDE? 246 00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:23,092 I THINK WE SHOULD TELL SOMEONE. 247 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:25,720 WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT JACKIE? 248 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:28,932 I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT HER. 249 00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:30,600 SHE'S UNPLEASANT WHEN SHE'S HEALTHY, 250 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:34,938 SO I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW SHE LOOKS LIKE. 251 00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:38,566 HEY, KELSO, JACKIE'S... 252 00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:40,568 JACKIE'S MY FRIEND, 253 00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,904 AND YOU'RE SHALLOW... 254 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,073 AND PATHETIC. 255 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,158 AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? 256 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,160 MY HANDS ARE HUGE. 257 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,371 THEY'RE LIKE BOXING GLOVES. 258 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:55,375 I AM THE GREATEST. 259 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,502 OK, CHAMP, WHATEVER YOU SA... 260 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,644 OH, HELLO BOB. 261 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:17,730 OH, HI BOB! 262 00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:20,191 SHARON. 263 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:23,653 BALONEY? 264 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,196 BOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 265 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,574 NOTHING. WE WERE JUST TALKING. 266 00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:31,494 THESE JORDAN ALMONDS ARE FOR THE FEMINISTS. 267 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:34,455 OH, YEAH. SORRY. 268 00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:35,290 COME ON, SHARON. 269 00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:36,958 I SAVED YOU A SEAT ON THE OTTOMAN. 270 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:40,044 OOPS, I MEAN OTTO-WOMAN. 271 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:49,262 I'M SICK OF BALONEY. 272 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:52,390 I WANT A NEW SANDWICH. 273 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,686 ERIC, I'M SURE SHE'S NOT ABANDONING STEVEN. 274 00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,605 SHE'S HIS MOTHER. 275 00:14:58,772 --> 00:14:59,898 MOM, HER EXACT WORDS WERE, 276 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:00,773 "I KNOW I'M YOUR MOTHER, 277 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:08,941 BUT I'M ABANDONING YOU, STEVEN." 278 00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:11,784 WELL, THAT DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD. 279 00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:15,997 NO, SIRREE. RED. 280 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:19,167 LOOK, ERIC, YOU KNOW I'D LOVE TO HELP STEVEN. 281 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:23,379 I'M A GIVER... 282 00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:26,966 BUT YOU CAN'T SQUEEZE BLOOD FROM A STONE, SON. 283 00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:27,759 WELL, YOU KNOW, WE COULD... 284 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,969 WE COULD JUST POP OVER THERE TO CHECK UP ON HIM. 285 00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:31,817 NO, I'M NOT GOING OVER THERE. THAT'S FINAL. 286 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:35,016 I AM NOT SANTA CLAUS. 287 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:38,311 WELL, THANK GOD YOU'RE NOT SANTA CLAUS, RED. 288 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:41,230 YOU SCARE THE HELL OUT OF CHILDREN. 289 00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,486 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 290 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:49,489 GO AWAY, MICHAEL. 291 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:52,575 JACKIE, PLEASE. 292 00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:56,037 I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 293 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,997 I WANT TO APOLOGIZE 294 00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:05,046 FOR SCREAMING WHEN I LOOKED AT YOU THE OTHER DAY. 295 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,798 IT'S JUST... 296 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:10,635 YOU LOOKED REALLY GROSS. 297 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,095 BUT I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF THINKING. 298 00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:15,556 AND... AND I REALIZED SOMETHING. 299 00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:18,476 I REALIZED THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU LOOK BAD NOW, 300 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:22,814 THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE GONNA LOOK BAD FOREVER. 301 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,108 I MEAN, I JUST SAW YOUR MOM DOWNSTAIRS, 302 00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:28,945 AND EVEN THOUGH SHE'S PRETTY OLD, SHE'S REALLY HOT. 303 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:32,115 AND THAT GIVES ME HOPE FOR THE FUTURE. 304 00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:34,701 OH, MICHAEL. 305 00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:38,329 LET ME FINISH. 306 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,958 I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS... 307 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,877 THAT I REALIZE THAT THIS WHOLE MESS, 308 00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:48,214 THAT'S JUST A TEMPORARY THING. 309 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:53,845 BUT PHYSICAL BEAUTY, THAT LASTS FOREVER. 310 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:58,933 OHH, THAT IS SO TRUE. 311 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,227 WHOO. LATER, BABY. 312 00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:02,645 LATER. 313 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:04,522 RIGHT. HEH. RIGHT. 314 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:08,109 AND I TELL 'EM I COULD SELL 'EM THE CHEAPER ONE, 315 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:11,237 BUT IT'LL WIND UP COSTING 'EM MORE IN THE LONG RUN. 316 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:14,407 HEH HEH. WHICH IS A MATHEMATICAL IMPOSSIBILITY, 317 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:18,327 BUT, UH, THEY BUY IT ANYWAY. 318 00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:21,581 I JUST LOVE A MAN WHO'S PASSIONATE ABOUT HIS WORK. 319 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,374 OH, COME HERE. 320 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:27,378 YOU'VE GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING RIGHT THERE. 321 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:29,464 OH, DONNA. THIS IS SHARON. 322 00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:31,191 SHE'S PART OF YOUR MOM'S FEMINIST GROUP. 323 00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:33,593 SHE HATES MEN, TOO. 324 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:36,846 WELL, I SHOULD BE GETTING BACK TO THE MEETING. 325 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,899 WHY YOU ALL DRESSED UP? 326 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:52,570 I'M NOT DRESSED UP. THIS IS CALIFORNIA CASUAL. 327 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:53,938 THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON HERE. 328 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:58,743 EVERYTHING IS FINE BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND ME. 329 00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:02,163 OK. 330 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,582 LOOK, DONNA, CAN'T A MAN HAVE A CONVERSATION 331 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:10,254 WITH AN ATTENTIVE WOMAN WITHOUT GETTING THE THIRD DEGREE? 332 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,298 SURE, DAD. 333 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,217 ALL RIGHT. 334 00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:17,011 APOLOGY ACCEPTED. 335 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,346 NOW BE A GOOD GIRL AND SNEAK IN THERE 336 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:22,308 AND GET DADDY SOME OF THOSE JORDAN ALMONDS. 337 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:26,479 WELL, NO, DAD. THOSE ARE FOR THE FEMINISTS. 338 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,773 OH, GOD, THEY GOT TO HER, TOO. 339 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,487 YOU, UM... 340 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:37,865 YOU NEED A COFFEE TABLE. 341 00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:40,618 YEAH, THAT'D REALLY PULL THE ROOM TOGETHER. 342 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:47,250 STEVEN, I WAS... I WAS GONNA CLEAN YOUR KITCHEN FOR YOU, 343 00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,877 BUT, UM, FRANKLY... 344 00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:52,672 I'M AFRAID. 345 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,549 WELL, LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL. 346 00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:55,508 KITTY, I'LL BE IN THAT CAR. 347 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,301 RED... 348 00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,909 STEVEN, WHY DON'T YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM AND GATHER SOME CLOTHES, 349 00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:03,099 AND I'LL DO A LOAD OF WASH FOR YOU AT OUR HOUSE. 350 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,184 COOL. 351 00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:11,607 [HEAVY OBJECT SCRAPING] 352 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,903 WELL, WE CAN'T LET HIM LIVE LIKE THIS. 353 00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:18,489 KITTY, HE'LL BE FINE. 354 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,825 I MEAN, COMPARED TO KOREA, 355 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:26,914 THIS PLACE IS SHANGRl-LA WRAPPED IN HAPPY FUN CANDY. 356 00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:31,544 YOU KNOW I'D LIKE TO HELP HIM. 357 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:35,423 WE DON'T HAVE THE MONEY. 358 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,513 WELL, I SUPPOSE WE COULD CALL SOCIAL SERVICES. 359 00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,515 YEAH. SEE, NOW, THAT'S SENSIBLE. 360 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:45,391 YEAH, THEY'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO. 361 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,350 YES. 362 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:51,063 AFTER ALL, THEY TAKE THOUSANDS OF CASES EVERY YEAR. 363 00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:55,109 SO MANY, IN FACT, THAT THEY HAVE TO HOUSE THEM IN GYMNASIUMS... 364 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,277 KITTY. 365 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:59,447 [SOBBING] WITH NO HEAT. 366 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,490 [BLEEP]DAMN IT, 367 00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:06,329 I AM TIRED OF BEING [BLEEP] SANTA CLAUS. 368 00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,581 STEVEN, YOU GET YOUR [BLEEP] TOGETHER 369 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,584 AND YOU GET YOUR ASS IN THE [BLEEP]DAMN CAR. 370 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:14,962 WE'RE GOING [BLEEP]. 371 00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:17,423 NOW, [BLEEP]DAMN IT! 372 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,675 MOVE IT! 373 00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:22,637 OK. 374 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:38,236 YOU ARE JUST THE SWEETEST MAN ALIVE. 375 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,281 [DOOR OPENS/CLOSES] 376 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,368 [BLEEP] 377 00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:59,507 YOU KNOW, RED REALLY YELLED AT ME, FORMAN. 378 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:05,388 YEAH. UM, GET USED TO THAT. 379 00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:07,098 THIS BLOWS, MAN. 380 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,307 WHEN I WAS LIVING AT HOME, 381 00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:10,184 I DIDN'T HAVE TO ANSWER TO ANYBODY. 382 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:13,854 I MADE MY OWN RULES. 383 00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:16,983 YOU SCREWED ME, FORMAN. 384 00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:20,361 I TOLD YOU THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 385 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,906 STEVEN, ERIC, 386 00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:31,872 HERE'S YOUR COCOA. 387 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,833 THANKS, MOM. 388 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:41,465 YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T KICK YOUR ASS. 389 00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:47,888 ARE YOU GONNA EAT YOUR COOKIES? 390 00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:54,437 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER DISTRIBUTION, LLC. 391 00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,739 THAT'S IT. I GOTTA GET A TATTOO. 392 00:22:04,906 --> 00:22:07,700 PLEASE DON'T. 393 00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:10,703 THAT'S INCREDIBLE. 394 00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:15,666 EWW. BUT DISGUSTING. 395 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:20,004 THAT... THAT'S INCREDIBLE AND DISGUSTING. 396 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,297 DO YOU WANNA SEE HER PICK UP A DIME? 397 00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:23,132 All: NO! 398 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:23,924 HOW ABOUT A QUARTER? 399 00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:26,177 All: NO! 400 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,945 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE - www.ncicap.org...