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Previously on That '70s Show.
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Whoa. You're gonna take a job
and move to Chicago?
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Well, I'm willing to give it
all up and stay here with you.
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But if I do that, I need to
know we're gonna get married.
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Well, I don't know
what to say right now.
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She took the job in Chicago
and she left this morning.
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Jackie, I checked. No one can see us
doing it from the parking lot.
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You're dead.
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I'm nude!
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Mrs. Forman, what a great idea,
making a tape to send to Eric in Africa!
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Oh, please,
I am full of great ideas!
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When he went to camp, I sent
him a huge card with my face on it
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that says, "Mommy loves you."
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Well, it made him miss me so much he
begged to come home the very next day.
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Ah, yes,
the summer of 1,000 wedgies.
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Eric is going to be so excited
to hear some familiar voices.
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Oh! I do Porky Pig.
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That is all, people!
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Is Hyde here?
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No, Michael, you're safe.
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We still haven't heard from Steven
since he left Chicago a month ago.
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I don't even know
what I'm doing here.
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Hyde could show up any minute
and kick my ass.
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I really need a soda 'cause I
just ate a whole bunch of salt.
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Why is it so good?
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I don't know. Why don't you
ask Hyde? He is right behind you.
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That's not even funny!
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Okay,
then, let's start the tape.
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Hi, Eric, it's your mother.
I'm here with Donna and Fez.
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Hi, honey! Thank you for
the postcard with the monkeys.
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I'm still
bananas about you, too!
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Okay, let's see, where to start?
Well, your father and I were furious
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when we caught you boys
in that smoky basement.
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The minute you
left for the airport,
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we went down there to do
what the Feds call "a sweep."
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How dare you boys smoke up my
house when you know how hard I work
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to keep it
smelling lemony fresh!
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You morons just hung
vacancy signs on your asses,
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and my foot's
looking for a room!
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- Here it is!
- Found it.
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Two bags?
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I've never seen
those before in my life!
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Your son has a real problem!
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Kitty, I want you to take this
garbage and flush it down the toilet!
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I am just glad that we caught you boys
before this became an everyday thing!
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Is that all of it?
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Yes, sir, that's all of it.
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Now there is nothing left for us
to do but to smoke Candy Land.
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I mean, I mean, play Candysmoke.
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I mean... Ay, no!
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And so I flushed it all down the
toilet and everyone learned a lesson.
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Why don't you tell Eric
what else happened?
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- Oh, let me, let me!
- Give me that! I'll tell him.
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Kitty!
I found another one! Kitty?
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What the hell?
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What do you have
to say for yourself?
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I'm starving!
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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I still can't believe Red caught you
in the bathroom with the guys' stash.
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Someone is getting a
tie-dyed apron for their birthday!
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No, I just... I wanted to see
what all the hubbub was about.
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I mean, I was skeptical about
Tupperware, and that was life-changing!
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Anyway, Eric, I suffered the consequences,
your father gave me a very stern talking-to.
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Kitty, when we got married,
we took a vow
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to be together through
sickness and in health.
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But nobody said anything about what
to do if your wife turns into a dope fiend!
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You're a nurse, for God's sake!
You know this stuff is bad news!
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Bad news isn't the half of it!
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Here are the facts. When the smoke
hits the brain, the cells start dying.
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This process causes impaired
judgment and hallucinations
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and a lot of other
wonderful things.
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Is it Eric going away? Is
that why you used this stuff?
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Kitty, if you were feeling blue,
you didn't have to turn to drugs!
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I would have made you a martini!
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What's so damn funny?
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Is it the big head thing?
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I hardly felt a thing.
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You ate a whole box
of uncooked spaghetti.
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I needed something crunchy.
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Anyway, Eric, the day you left,
Steven went to Chicago to see Jackie.
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When he got there, he walked in on
Jackie and Kelso, who were about to...
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Get busy.
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Have sex.
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♪ Do it! ♪
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Kelso told us the whole story
when he got back the next day.
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No, hardly
anything happened, okay.
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Jackie asked me to stay
'cause she was lonely
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and the next thing
you know, I'm naked.
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And then Hyde shows up
and kicks me out the door
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and so I had to drive all the way
back here in this dress that I found.
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All the truckers were flashing
their lights and honking their horns.
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It was pretty great.
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Man, Hyde is going
to kick your ass.
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I know, I got to get out of here before
someone kicks the crap out of me.
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You jerk! Jerk, jerk, jerk!
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Hey, hey! Watch the face!
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That's the paycheck!
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Jackie, aren't you
supposed to be in Chicago?
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Well,
I'm here to get Steven back.
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Uh, where is he?
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He's not here. He took off after
he caught you two about to...
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♪ Do it! ♪
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Oh, my God, this is horrible. I
quit my job, I lost my boyfriend.
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My whole life is ruined.
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Jackie, I'm really sorry
about what happened.
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I never meant
to come between you and Hyde.
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Let me ask you one question.
Are we back together or not?
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Oh,
you are just as dumb as ever!
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Okay, you know, you can insult me all
you want, but just answer the question!
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- No!
- No, you won't
answer the question?
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- Why not?
- Because we're not together!
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That's the reason
you won't answer the question?
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- No!
- Then what's the reason?
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And that went on for
about half an hour.
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Oh, hey, Kitty. I need to borrow some
butter or oil. Pretty much anything greasy.
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- Are you cooking?
- Nope, tanning.
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Hey, what's up with
the tape recorder?
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Oh, I'm making a tape to
send to Eric. Here, say hi!
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Don't give him the microphone!
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♪ What's new, pussycat?
Whoa, whoa
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♪ What's new, pussy... ♪
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Hey, Donna! Boo! Boo!
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Dad, just say something normal.
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Normal doesn't put asses
in the seats, Donna.
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For the last time, there are
no seats anywhere around you!
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Oh, Red, honey, here,
say something to Eric!
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I'd love to.
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Son, I was out in
the garage the other day,
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I looked down and I saw
your old baseball mitt.
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And it made me think
what I always think.
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What a waste of money.
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Actually, Eric, you leaving
was very hard on your father.
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The next day he
just sat around moping.
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I feel like dancing!
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By the way, Eric, we gave
some of your toys to the church.
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Give up, Eric? That's a deck of
cards hitting a bottle of soy sauce.
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Eric, please come home. You
have no idea how much I miss you.
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I miss you, too, honey. I don't think
I'll be happy until I see you again.
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- Hey.
- Steven's home.
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Okay, Miss Kitty,
he doesn't like to be hugged!
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Don't you ever leave me again!
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I spilled my soda... Hyde.
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I don't know what to say, man.
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What about, "Ow"?
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Why would I say, "Ow"?
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Ow!
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I get it!
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Eric, Steven just hit Michael.
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And while I'm very disappointed
in Steven for hitting Michael,
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it
was very exciting!
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Come on, man, get up.
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Why? So you can deck me again?
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No, actually I'm fine now. Everything
I wanted to say was in that one punch.
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Come on.
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It was a good one, too.
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I peed myself
a little on the way down.
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I'm going to go change.
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Hyde, where have you been?
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Ah!
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I've been hanging out
in Las Vegas, my man.
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And I've learned this,
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you don't want to show up late to
a Don Rickles show with puffy hair.
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Well, you could have let
us know where you were.
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I was worried sick about you
and I am very...
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I got you this.
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A little tiny slot machine!
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It is so cute!
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Steven, you're back!
Look, we have to talk.
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About what?
How you nailed Kelso?
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No, about our relationship.
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Oh, okay.
I'll start. You nailed Kelso!
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You never gave me
a chance to explain!
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Because you nailed Kelso!
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Mrs. Forman, start taping! Eric
loves it when he screams at her!
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Steven, I never even
slept with Michael.
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Yeah, right. Because Kelso is
always showing up at my hotel room
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naked with a bucket of ice.
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You know,
this is your fault, too.
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Okay,
you two, just stop yelling!
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Go ahead.
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No, forget it.
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Well, I guess that's that.
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Well, that was horrible.
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Yeah, I know. Where the hell
is my little tiny slot machine?
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Red, can you please just do me a
favor and tell Eric you miss him a little?
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Oh, fine.
Give me the thing.
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Eric,
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this is a little hard for me
'cause I'm not real emotional,
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but I wanted to tell you that
your G.I. Joes were killed,
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in the great
Dumpster War of 1979.
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Well, your meatloaf
was lost in the great
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Make Your Own Dinner
War of 19... Today!
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Well, Eric,
now that I have a second,
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I should catch you up
on your new friend, Charlie.
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Okay. Who brought the beer?
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I thought you were
bringing the beer.
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No, you were beer, I was chips.
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- You were beer, I was chips.
- Fine. Give me the chips.
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I forgot the chips.
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You know what I forgot?
To stay home.
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You guys...
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How much do we love this guy?
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He's a prince!
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Charlie, it is so awesome
hanging out with you.
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Thanks, guys. It feels so good to
finally belong to something, you know.
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It's like the first day
of the rest of my life!
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The beer!
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That was a pretty
awkward landing.
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I hope he's okay.
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Yeah, of course he's okay.
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It's not like anyone has ever
died falling off the water tower.
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And so they renamed it the Charlie
Richardson Memorial Water Tower.
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Jackie, Hyde just needed to blow
off some steam. You guys aren't over.
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Well, if you won't talk to me,
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then maybe you'll talk to Mr.
Fluffycakes.
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Jackie!
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My magical horn senses that you're
sad and need someone to talk to!
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Great. Now he can't hear you.
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Hey, Jackie.
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Oh, what do you want?
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Man, I feel really bad about
the way things turned out.
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You and Hyde should be
together, okay? Go talk to him.
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Look, there is no point, okay?
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I'm starting to think Steven never
really wanted to be with me at all.
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This must be how ugly
people feel all the time.
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I wouldn't know
about the ugly thing.
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But I do know that he
does want to be with you.
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Why else would he drive all the
way to Chicago to propose to you?
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Wait, what?
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Oh, my God!
Steven was going to propose?
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I have to find him!
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Tell you what, that's the last time I want
to mess around with a girl with a boyfriend.
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Kelso, your hand is on my butt.
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Come on, he's in Africa!
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You know, Red,
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it really upset me this afternoon when
you wouldn't say anything nice to Eric.
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Well, I can see
how that would surprise you,
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what with nice things always
bubbling out of my mouth.
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Well, it would just mean a lot to
me to hear you say how you feel.
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Don't you even miss him?
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Well, let's say I did.
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I still wouldn't feel
comfortable saying it on tape.
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Well, would it kill you just to
say it to me here in private?
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Oh, fine! I miss him!
Of course I miss him.
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He's my son.
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Why do you always
make me say things?
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Yeah.
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I should be in the FBI.
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So anyway, Forman, ramble on,
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keep on keeping on, most
of all, my friend, rock on.
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You know, I never used to
understand that hippie jargon,
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but ever since my
"bathroom experiment,"
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I'm cool, man!
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Oh, okay, let me just
give you two some privacy.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Steven, I am so sorry about
what happened in Chicago.
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I was alone and I
thought I lost you.
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Yeah, well, I can see
why you thought that.
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Look, why didn't you just tell me
sooner you wanted to get married?
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Because I wasn't
sure I wanted to.
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And now that I've thought about it,
I'm right, I'm not ready to be married yet.
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Yet? Oh, okay.
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Well, there you have it, Eric,
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Steven's not ready
to get married yet.
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Hi, I'm looking for...
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Hyde!
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Hey, baby!
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Hey, Sam.
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Who the hell is that?
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This is Sam. She's a...
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Exotic dancer I met in Vegas.
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I'm sorry,
what are you doing here?
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You don't remember?
We got married.
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- Oh, my God!
- What?
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One more thing, Eric.
Steven married a stripper!
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You know, being up here makes
me think of our poor friend Billy.
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His name was Charlie,
you cantaloupe.
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Kelso, you've fallen off
this thing, like, 10 times.
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It's so scary to think you could have, you
know, like, met the same fate as Charlie.
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Yeah. It's like we go through our life,
like, thinking we're invincible, right,
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but the truth is,
we're totally vincible.
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Screw that!
I'm invincible!
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