1 00:00:01,167 --> 00:00:08,924 [MUSIC] 2 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:10,551 SO, LOOK AT US. 3 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:13,053 THIS IS JUST LIKE A NORMAN ROCKWELL PAINTING. 4 00:00:13,221 --> 00:00:15,723 MOM IS SERVING BREAKFAST, DADDY'S READING THE NEWSPAPER, 5 00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:19,852 AND BROTHER ERIC IS TRYING TO HIDE A BIG PURPLE NASTY HICKEY. 6 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:23,772 WHAT? HICKEY, I DON'T HAVE A HICKEY. 7 00:00:23,940 --> 00:00:28,777 YOU KNOW, ERIC, HICKEYS LEAD TO DIRTY THINGS. 8 00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:33,949 FOR GOD'S SAKES, DON'T LET DONNA SUCK YOUR NECK. 9 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:36,243 SHE'S A NICE GIRL. 10 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:41,957 I DON'T HAVE A HICKEY. I WAS USING A CURLING IRON. 11 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:44,543 OH, WELL, WILL YOU JUST LOOK AT THAT. 12 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:47,296 NO! MOM! 13 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:48,714 RED, REMEMBER THAT TIME... 14 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:52,551 NO, AND NEITHER DO YOU. 15 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,679 OKAY. [LAUGHS] 16 00:00:56,514 --> 00:00:59,183 SO, UM, LAURIE, WHAT'S ON THE AGENDA TODAY? 17 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:00,559 AGENDA? 18 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,102 A LIST OF GOALS OR ACTIONS 19 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:04,396 ONE MIGHT FEEL GOOD ABOUT ACHIEVING 20 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:10,152 SO AS TO... ERIC, YOU TELL HER. 21 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:12,488 MOM, COME ON, RELAX. 22 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:14,573 I'M STILL GETTING USED TO BEING BACK HOME. 23 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:18,619 YEAH, FLUNKING OUT OF COLLEGE CAN BE DRAINING... PHEW! 24 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:20,287 [STERNLY] ERIC. 25 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:22,247 OH, COME ON, THAT WAS SO MILD. 26 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:23,874 WELL, LAURIE, ALL YOU DO IS SIT AROUND THE HOUSE 27 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:25,125 AND WATCH TELEVISION. 28 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:26,168 YOU SHOULD COME DOWN TO THE HOSPITAL 29 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:27,336 AND VOLUNTEER. 30 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:28,504 SHE'S RIGHT, LAURIE. 31 00:01:28,671 --> 00:01:32,257 DADDY! 32 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:34,343 YOU KNOW, I THINK ERIC NEEDS AN AGENDA. 33 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:35,594 LOOK AT HIS NECK. 34 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:39,473 IT'S A BIRTHMARK. IT'S BEEN THERE SINCE BIRTH. 35 00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:41,809 GOOD MORNING, CLASS. 36 00:01:41,976 --> 00:01:43,310 OH, GOOD MORNING, ORPHAN. 37 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:45,062 GOOD MORNING. 38 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:47,147 THAT'S ALL YOU GOT? 39 00:01:47,315 --> 00:01:50,067 [GROANS] WHORE. 40 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,861 MOM, HE CALLED ME A WHORE. 41 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:55,864 YEAH. STEVEN, HONEY... 42 00:01:56,032 --> 00:01:59,159 YOU ARE TOO YOUNG FOR COFFEE. HAVE SOME JUICE. 43 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:01,787 MRS. FORMAN, I NEED COFFEE. 44 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:05,457 YOUR SON KEPT ME UP ALL NIGHT BRAGGING ABOUT HIS HICKEY. 45 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:11,839 ♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪ 46 00:02:12,006 --> 00:02:15,259 ♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪ 47 00:02:15,426 --> 00:02:18,887 ♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪ 48 00:02:19,055 --> 00:02:22,307 ♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪ 49 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:26,228 ♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪ 50 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:29,857 ♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪ 51 00:02:30,024 --> 00:02:34,361 ♪ WE'RE ALL ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪WE'RE ALL ALL RIGHT♪♪ 52 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:37,906 HELLO, WISCONSIN! 53 00:02:43,079 --> 00:02:44,830 OKAY. WHATEVER YOU DO, ERIC, 54 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,665 DO NOT WEAR A TURTLENECK TO SCHOOL, OKAY? 55 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,709 IT'S A DEAD GIVEAWAY. 56 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:51,795 YEAH, I'D GO FOR A DECORATIVE SCARF. 57 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:54,339 THANK YOU. 58 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:56,842 DID YOU HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THE HICKEY? 59 00:02:57,010 --> 00:03:01,680 WELL, EVERYONE CAN KIND OF SEE IT, VAMPIRA. 60 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,932 LAURIE HAD A FIELD DAY AT BREAKFAST. 61 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:07,144 YEAH, I HOPPED ON THAT DOG PILE, TOO. 62 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:10,355 YOU SURE DID, YOU DILLHOLE. 63 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,941 ALL RIGHT, FORMAN, YEAH, THAT WAS SORT OF MEAN. 64 00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:15,152 PROBABLY WHAT I SHOULD HAVE SAID IS... 65 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:16,720 "I'M SICK OF SHARING A ROOM WITH YOU 66 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:20,073 AND ALL OF YOUR DISGUSTING FLUIDS AND GASSES." 67 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:23,160 OH, AND YOURS ARE JUST DREAMY, HYDE. 68 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:28,790 EXCUSE ME, MAY I PLEASE HAVE A HICKEY, PLEASE? 69 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:30,334 NO. 70 00:03:30,501 --> 00:03:31,585 PLEASE? 71 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:32,794 NO! 72 00:03:32,962 --> 00:03:34,129 JACKIE? NO! 73 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:36,048 PLEASE? NO! 74 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:41,803 SO, THE TWO OF YOU DO THINGS TO PLEASE YOUR MAN. 75 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:45,599 WELL, FEZ IS A MAN. 76 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:48,936 WHY DO YOU NOT PLEASE HIM? 77 00:03:49,103 --> 00:03:50,687 WHY? 78 00:03:50,855 --> 00:03:54,441 JACKIE, JUST GIVE HIM A HICKEY. 79 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:56,151 OKAY, I'M GOING HOME. 80 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:57,527 Donna: ME, TOO. 81 00:03:57,695 --> 00:03:58,895 GOTTA GO SHOPPING WITH MY MOM. 82 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:00,155 SUDDENLY IT'S LIKE REALLY IMPORTANT 83 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:01,740 THAT WE BE BEST FRIENDS. 84 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,242 WHAT HAPPENED? 85 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:05,202 OH, SHE'S BEEN READING. 86 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:09,706 READING. DAMN IT, WHEN WILL THEY LEARN? 87 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:13,377 YEAH, FINALLY, I THOUGHT JACKIE'D NEVER LEAVE. 88 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:16,463 OKAY, KELSO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 89 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:19,466 WELL, I NEED A SEXY MEMENTO FROM LAURIE. 90 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:21,760 WHAT I'M GONNA COMMEMORATE OUR FORBIDDEN LOVE... 91 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:25,347 WITH PANTIES. 92 00:04:25,848 --> 00:04:30,102 FINE. JUST TAKE YOUR PANTIES AND GO HOME. 93 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:33,772 MAN, THOSE ARE MY MOM'S! COME ON! 94 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:39,653 OKAY, FORMAN, LOOK, MAN, 95 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:41,071 I'M NOT TELLING YOU HOW TO LIVE YOUR LIFE, 96 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:44,283 BUT IF SOMEONE TOUCHED MY MOM'S PANTIES... 97 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:45,659 [SHUDDERS] 98 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:48,787 HYDE, DIDN'T EVERYONE TOUCH YOUR MOM'S PANTIES? 99 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:52,124 BURN! 100 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:55,961 MAN, THAT WAS A BURN. 101 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,754 OKAY, FORMAN, I HAVE A SOLUTION 102 00:04:57,922 --> 00:04:59,798 TO THIS WHOLE "YOU BEING A PAIN IN MY ASS" 103 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,550 "WE SHARING A ROOM" THING. 104 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:04,303 YOU MOVE OUT. 105 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:06,513 OF MY ROOM? YEAH. 106 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:08,765 WELL, UH, THAT'S JUST NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 107 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:12,477 OKAY, FINE, I'LL MOVE OUT, YOU BIG BABY. 108 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:14,021 STILL FRIENDS? 109 00:05:14,188 --> 00:05:16,440 I NEED TIME TO HEAL. 110 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:18,567 OKAY, THESE ARE LAURIE'S, RIGHT? 111 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,402 KELSO, WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU GONNA DO 112 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:23,530 WITH THOSE PANTIES? 113 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:26,742 JUST LOOK AT THEM. 114 00:05:26,909 --> 00:05:28,327 KELSO, DID YOU EVER NOTICE 115 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:31,038 THAT LAURIE AND ERIC HAVE THE SAME EYES? 116 00:05:31,205 --> 00:05:32,789 SO, IF YOU'RE DOING IT WITH LAURIE, 117 00:05:32,957 --> 00:05:35,292 AND SHE'S PERHAPS WEARING A HAT, 118 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:39,296 IT'S KIND OF LIKE YOU'RE DOING IT WITH ERIC, TOO. 119 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:11,161 SO, HERE WE ARE. TOGETHER. AGAIN. 120 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:12,662 YEAH. 121 00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:14,790 I'M JUST LOVING THE TIME WE SPEND TOGETHER, DONNA. 122 00:06:14,957 --> 00:06:17,626 IN MY NEW BOOK, OUR MOTHERS, OURSELVES, 123 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:19,586 IT SAYS WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FRIENDS. 124 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:22,130 WE SHOULD TALK TO EACH OTHER AND LISTEN. 125 00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:26,426 YOUR STUPID FATHER NEVER LISTENS. 126 00:06:26,594 --> 00:06:29,721 IS THERE ANYTHING IN YOUR BOOK ABOUT NOT INSULTING MY FATHER? 127 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:35,394 OH, I DON'T KNOW, I ONLY READ THE FIRST CHAPTER. 128 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:39,398 OH, OKAY, NO MORE TALKING ABOUT YOUR FATHER. 129 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:41,274 SO, HOW DO YOU LIKE THE CLOGS I BOUGHT YOU? 130 00:06:41,442 --> 00:06:42,609 OH, THEY'RE AWESOME. 131 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:46,363 OH, GOOD, 'CAUSE YOUR FATHER'S AN ASS! 132 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:03,880 [YAWNS] 133 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:17,185 KELSO TOOK YOUR UNDERWEAR. 134 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:20,313 [GROANS] THAT'S LIKE THE THIRD PAIR. 135 00:07:20,481 --> 00:07:23,442 [GROANS] 136 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:30,532 GIVE ME THE REMOTE CONTROL. 137 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:34,327 GIVE ME A REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T SET YOU ON FIRE. 138 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:44,004 [MUFFLED SCREAMS] 139 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:52,804 ALL RIGHT, LAURIE, TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT! 140 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:55,056 [DOORBELL RINGS] 141 00:07:55,224 --> 00:07:58,226 OH, RED, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. LET HIM GO. 142 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:03,315 HELLO, LAURIE. 143 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,108 I APOLOGIZE FOR COMING UNANNOUNCED, 144 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:06,776 BUT I... 145 00:08:06,944 --> 00:08:09,529 MOM, DADDY, THIS IS PROFESSOR STARK. 146 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:11,781 HE WAS MY ART HISTORY TEACHER. 147 00:08:11,949 --> 00:08:15,076 WELL, ACTUALLY, I WAS YOUR PSYCHOLOGY TEACHER. 148 00:08:15,244 --> 00:08:18,747 WELL, WHATEVER YOU TAUGHT HER, SHE FLUNKED IT. 149 00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:21,249 ERIC. 150 00:08:21,417 --> 00:08:23,752 SO, YOU'RE FROM THE, UH, UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN? 151 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,671 ARE YOU HERE TO GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY? 152 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:29,049 WELL, ACTUALLY, I CAME HERE BECAUSE OF LAURIE. 153 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:30,800 OH, YES. HE CAME TO SEE 154 00:08:30,968 --> 00:08:33,178 IF THE UNIVERSITY WOULD TAKE ME BACK. 155 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:37,057 REALLY? OH, PLEASE, HERE, HAVE A SEAT. 156 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:38,558 I'LL MAKE COFFEE AND CAKE... 157 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:41,561 I'LL MAKE COFFEE CAKE. AND COFFEE! [LAUGHS] 158 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:43,522 OH, GOSH, REALLY, CAN YOU GET HER BACK 159 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:46,775 INTO THE UNIVERSITY AND OUT OF MY HOUSE? 160 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,693 WELL, I'M GOING TO TRY MY DARNDEST. 161 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:51,071 WELL, THIS IS REALLY GOOD NEWS. 162 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:53,615 THAT'S THE BEST NEWS I'VE EVER HEARD. 163 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:57,536 YES IT IS. I WANT TO GET LAURIE BACK IN SCHOOL. 164 00:08:57,703 --> 00:08:59,412 PROFESSOR, QUESTION. 165 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:02,499 UH, HOW LAME, EXACTLY, IS YOUR STUDENT BODY 166 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,427 IF YOU'RE TRYING TO GET THIS DUMB COW BACK... 167 00:09:04,585 --> 00:09:08,463 ERIC! DON'T BE A SMART MOUTH. 168 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:10,674 WE'VE GOT COMPANY. 169 00:09:10,841 --> 00:09:12,467 YEAH, YEAH, GO MAKE COFFEE. 170 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:15,345 DON'T SCARE HIM OFF. HE'S OUR ONLY HOPE. 171 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:18,765 SO, UM, MAYBE YOU COULD STAY FOR DINNER? 172 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:20,693 WHY, YES, THANK YOU. TH-THAT WOULD BE LOVELY. 173 00:09:20,851 --> 00:09:25,272 OH, AND I BELIEVE, UH, THESE PAINT CHIPS ARE YOURS. 174 00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:29,818 WELL, THESE ARE... ARE THE COLOR OF OUR FRONT DOOR, 175 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:31,236 AREN'T THEY? 176 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,724 YEAH. YOU HAD A PAINT CHIP HANGING 177 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:33,905 FROM YOUR FRONT DOOR 178 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:35,824 SO I... I STARTED TO PEEL IT 179 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:40,161 AND I GUESS I GOT A LITTLE OVERZEALOUS. 180 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,789 UM, PSYCHOLOGY, HUH? 181 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:44,124 YES, YES. 182 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:48,211 HUMAN FOIBLES FASCINATE ME. 183 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:55,885 HEY, DAD. 184 00:09:56,053 --> 00:09:58,680 WHERE HAVE YOU TWO BEEN? 185 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:00,056 UH, MOM BOUGHT ME THESE CLOGS. 186 00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:01,516 AREN'T THEY GREAT? 187 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:07,772 OH, SHE BOUGHT YOU CLOGS. [LAUGHS] WITH MY MONEY. 188 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:11,443 SO OFFICIALLY I BOUGHT YOU CLOGS. 189 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:15,155 NO, BOB, I BOUGHT HER THE CLOGS. 190 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:19,701 GET IN THE CAR, DONNA. I'M GONNA BUY YOU SOMETHING. 191 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:22,579 UH, ACTUALLY, DAD, I'VE GOT HOMEWORK AND... 192 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:25,624 DO YOU LOVE YOUR DADDY? 193 00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:30,253 YES. LET'S GO. 194 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:33,632 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GOING SHOPPING WITH THE BIG ASS! 195 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:51,483 I DON'T THINK SO. 196 00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:57,306 ERIC, I NEED YOU TO GO TO THE STORE 197 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,949 AND GET ME 3 POUNDS OF GROUND BEEF, LEAN. 198 00:11:00,117 --> 00:11:02,661 MOM, LOOK, BEFORE YOU GO AND BLOW 20 MORE CENTS 199 00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:03,953 A POUND ON GROUND BEEF, 200 00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:05,455 THIS GUY IS NOT GONNA GET LAURIE BACK INTO COLLEGE. 201 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:10,043 SHE'S STUPID AND EVIL. 202 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,253 MOSTLY STUPID. 203 00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:13,755 ERIC, SHE'S NOT STUPID. 204 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:18,718 SHE'S JUST... SHE HAS... SPECIAL... 205 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:21,638 JUST GO. 206 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:25,266 HYDE! 207 00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:27,686 K¡tty: OH, HONEY, JUST SHARE THE ROOM WITH ERIC. 208 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:31,022 NO, THANK YOU. I'M FINE. 209 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:44,536 [GROANS] 210 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:52,252 BUSTED. 211 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,008 NO WAY! 212 00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:00,376 YEP. LAURIE AND HER PROFESSOR, 213 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:02,071 TONGUING IN THE GARAGE LIKE HUNGRY DOGS. 214 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,139 IT WAS VERY DISGUSTING. 215 00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:06,307 NO, NO, YOU SEE, BECAUSE LAURIE 216 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:08,143 WOULDN'T JUST MAKE OUT WITH SOME OLD GUY. 217 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,145 SHE WOULDN'T DO THAT. 218 00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:11,896 NO, IT'S TRUE, MAN. 219 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:13,864 I WAS IN THE UPSTAIRS CLOSET TRYING OUT MY COT 220 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,067 AND I SAW THEM. 221 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:19,112 IT WAS LIKE LIVE PORNO, 222 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:22,198 BUT NOT GOOD PORNO, 'CAUSE HE'S LIKE REALLY, REALLY OLD. 223 00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:27,245 IT WAS LIKE OLD BAD PORNO. 224 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:30,582 MICHAEL, WHY DO YOU CARE IF LAURIE KISSES HER PROFESSOR? 225 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,793 YEAH, KELSO, WHY DO YOU CARE? 226 00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:37,464 WELL, BECAUSE. 227 00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:40,759 YOU SEE, IT'S WRONG FOR AN OLD PERSON 228 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:44,095 TO MAKE OUT WITH AN INNOCENT YOUNG STUDENT. 229 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,848 GOD, YOU'RE NOBLE. 230 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:49,684 INNOCENT? OKAY, ERIC, NO OFFENSE, 231 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:53,605 BUT YOUR SISTER IS AS SLUTTY AS THEY COME. 232 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,274 ERIC, ARE YOU GONNA LET HER SAY THAT ABOUT YOUR SISTER? 233 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,736 SURE. 234 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,030 HEY, FORMAN, DID YOU REALIZE 235 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:06,201 THAT THERE'S A ROOM BACK HERE, MAN? 236 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:09,412 AND IT BARELY STINKS! 237 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,663 PERFECT. 238 00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:11,998 YOU CAN SIT BACK THERE BENEATH YOUR BARE BULB 239 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:15,210 WRITING ANGRY LETTERS TO THE GOVERNMENT. 240 00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:18,254 Hyde: OH, DON'T THINK I WON'T. 241 00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:19,964 YOU SEE WHAT'S BEAUTIFUL HERE, PEOPLE? 242 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,467 I FINALLY HAVE SOMETHING ON LAURIE. 243 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:27,764 I OWN HER. OH, YEAH, SHE IS SO SCREWED. 244 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:31,810 ALL RIGHT. JUST BE NICE. 245 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:40,985 LOOK. DID EVERYONE SEE MY HICKEY? 246 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:44,531 SOMEBODY LOVES ME. 247 00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:47,450 MORON, YOU GAVE THAT TO YOURSELF. 248 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,786 IT'S STILL WET. [LAUGHS] 249 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,746 OH, NO, I DID NOT. 250 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:57,794 SOMEBODY LOVES ME. THERE IS A LADY LOVE. 251 00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:01,339 THERE IS! 252 00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:08,471 SO, YOU LIKE THE SHIRT I BOUGHT YOU? 253 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:12,267 [SIGHS] IT'S VERY NICE. 254 00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:13,601 I WASN'T SURE, 255 00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:15,186 BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T PUT IT ON IN THE STORE, 256 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:18,731 LIKE YOU DID WITH THE CLOGS. 257 00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:22,610 [THUMPS] 258 00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:26,030 I KNEW IT. YOU HATE THE SHIRT. 259 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,658 [THUMP] 260 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,077 NICE DIGS, HUH? 261 00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:32,370 IT'S PERFECT. 262 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,788 THIS IS THE ROOM WHERE WE PUT ALL THAT CRAP 263 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,749 WE JUST CAN'T THROW AWAY. 264 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:39,502 LIKE YOU. 265 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,754 FORMAN, IS IT JUST ME OR DO YOUR MOM AND DAD LIKE ME 266 00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:45,466 A WHOLE LOT BETTER THAN THEY LIKE YOU? 267 00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:48,678 SEE, I KID, BUT YOU HURT. 268 00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,555 K¡tty: BOYS, DINNER! 269 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,056 ALL RIGHT, MAN, 270 00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,975 YOU READY TO MAKE LAURIE SQUEAL LIKE THE FAMILY PIG? 271 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:57,937 OHH, YES. 272 00:14:58,105 --> 00:15:00,356 YOU'RE GONNA PUNK OUT, AREN'T YOU? 273 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,609 WELL, IT IS MY NATURE. 274 00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:06,029 LOOK, FORMAN, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE RUNT OF THE LITTER. 275 00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:10,366 THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO BITE THE BIG DOG ON THE ASS. 276 00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:16,289 SO MY ADVICE TO YOU IS... BITE THE BIG DOG ON THE ASS. 277 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:19,042 OKAY, WHAT IF I LET HER OFF WITH A WARNING, YOU KNOW? 278 00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:21,169 JUST THIS ONE TIME. 279 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:24,297 WELL, THAT WOULD BE THE MATURE CHOICE... 280 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,049 BUT NOT EVIL! 281 00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:27,467 YOU GOTTA THINK EVIL, MAN! 282 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:30,219 WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT THE A-BOMB? 283 00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:32,639 WELL, ACTUALLY, THE WAR WAS ALL BUT WON WHEN... 284 00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:37,560 SHUT UP! OKAY, NOW, LET'S... LET'S REVIEW. 285 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:42,941 DADDY, ERIC HAS DIRTY MAGAZINES UNDER HIS BED. 286 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,401 DADDY, ERIC SNUCK OUT LAST NIGHT. 287 00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:49,614 DADDY, I SAW ERIC DRINKING ALL YOUR BEER. 288 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,116 DADDY, ERIC MADE IT HARD FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE 289 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:55,787 SO I FLUNKED OUT OF COLLEGE. 290 00:15:55,955 --> 00:16:01,834 DADDY, ERIC USED ALL MY HAND LOTION. 291 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,842 OKAY, THAT BITCH IS DEAD. 292 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:25,066 SO, UM, THIS NEWS ABOUT LAURIE LEAVING 293 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,734 IS JUST A LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE. 294 00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:29,404 [LAUGHS] 295 00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:30,971 WELL, I JUST WISH THAT MORE TEACHERS 296 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,032 CARED ABOUT THEIR STUDENTS LIKE YOU DO. 297 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,640 I THINK IT ALL STARTED GOING DOWNHILL 298 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:38,496 WHEN YOU COULDN'T PADDLE THE KIDS ANYMORE. 299 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:42,458 [LAUGHS] PANSY-ASS SUPREME COURT. 300 00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,002 SHUT UP. 301 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,713 HEY, FORMAN, HE WHO HESITATES IS BONED. 302 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,339 LAURIE IS ONE OF THE MOST GIFTED YOUNG WOMEN 303 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,216 IN MY CLASS. 304 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:54,095 I'VE ALWAYS ENJOYED HAVING HER. 305 00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:57,974 [KISSING] I OWN YOU. 306 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:02,270 IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE BREAD? 307 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:05,982 NO. WHY? 308 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:10,528 OH, LAURIE, I KNOW SOMETHING 309 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:14,949 THAT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT I KNOW, YOU KNOW? 310 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,452 YES, YES. 311 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:21,748 TELL US, FORMAN, SO THAT WE CAN ALL KNOW. 312 00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,958 YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. 313 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,710 AND IF YOU DO KNOW SOMETHING, 314 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,504 I WILL MAKE YOU SORRY YOU WERE EVER BORN. 315 00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:29,839 WELL, FOR YOUR INFORMATION, 316 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,549 I'M ALREADY SORRY I WAS EVER BORN. 317 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:32,925 ERIC! 318 00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:35,511 SEE? 319 00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:39,474 SO, WHAT DOES SHE NEED TO DO TO GET BACK INTO SCHOOL? 320 00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:43,061 WELL, SHE'LL HAVE TO WORK WITH ME, 321 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,563 MAKE A COMMITMENT TO SCHOOL. 322 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,648 SHE'LL REALLY HAVE TO BUCKLE DOWN. 323 00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:50,693 [LAUGHS] WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK, LAURIE? 324 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:53,237 ARE YOU WILLING TO GIVE IT A GO? 325 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:57,658 [LAUGHS] OH, MOTHER, SHE'S VERY WILLING. 326 00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:01,913 YOU KNOW, DAD, I JUST SAW THE MOST INTERESTING THING TODAY, 327 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,748 IN THE GARAGE. 328 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,756 [THINKING] BURST INTO FLAMES, BURST INTO FLAMES! 329 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,877 BURST INTO FLAMES! 330 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:11,339 IT WAS JUST... IT WAS SO SURPRISING. 331 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:14,467 OH, ERIC, DO TELL. 332 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:15,885 I SAW LAURIE... 333 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:19,806 I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR DAUGHTER. 334 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:25,853 DAD. DAD, WAIT! 335 00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,360 DID YOU TWO HAVE FUN? 336 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:33,653 A BLAST. 337 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,613 OH, DONNA, THAT SHIRT YOUR FATHER BOUGHT YOU 338 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,616 MAKES YOU LOOK SO FAT. 339 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:42,662 YEAH? WELL, THOSE CLOGS MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A DUCK. 340 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,122 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 341 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,665 BOTH OF YOU GUYS REALLY NEED TO SHUT UP. 342 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,917 I'M SO SICK OF HEARING YOU FIGHTING. 343 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,805 DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE FIGHTING ABOUT? 344 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,004 UH... OH... I KNOW SHE STARTED IT! 345 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:54,507 I ONLY GOT MAD BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA GET MAD. 346 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,717 ALL RIGHT, OKAY, WHAT... YOU KNOW WHAT? WHATEVER. 347 00:18:56,885 --> 00:19:02,431 JUST NO MORE FIGHTING WITH EACH OTHER THROUGH ME. GOT IT? 348 00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:04,392 ALTHOUGH I WOULD LIKE YOU TO CONTINUE BUYING ME THINGS. 349 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,894 I MEAN, THANK YOU. 350 00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:08,938 ♪ SHE LIKES THE SHIRT BETTER ♪ 351 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,899 STUFF IT, SLOB. 352 00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,985 OOH, GOOD COMEBACK, OOH! 353 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,319 OOH! 354 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:16,988 PBBBTH! 355 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:20,950 MR. FORMAN, I REALLY WANT TO GET LAURIE BACK IN SCHOOL. 356 00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,081 OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE, LAURIE, 357 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:31,252 THE MAN'S IN LOVE WITH YOU AND YOU STILL COULDN'T PASS? 358 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:36,382 SO? 359 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:39,385 SO I GUESS I DISAPPOINTED YOU, DADDY. 360 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:42,221 I'M REALLY SORRY. 361 00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:44,098 I JUST WISH HE WOULDN'T HAVE 362 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:49,020 TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF ME AND MY LOVE FOR EDUCATION. 363 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,190 [LAUGHS] THAT IS JUST SO WEAK. 364 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,692 WELL, I GUESS YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST STUDENT 365 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,153 TO BE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF BY A TEACHER. 366 00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,447 OH, WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THAT, DAD? 367 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,949 JUST TRY AND NOT TO BE TOO HARD ON YOURSELF. 368 00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:04,285 NO, NO! 369 00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:07,622 NO! 370 00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:10,166 AND THE REALLY SAD THING IS 371 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,919 ERIC SAW HIM KISS ME TODAY 372 00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:17,006 AND HE DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO STOP HIM. 373 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,507 'CAUSE SHE WANTED IT! 374 00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:21,385 YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS AND YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING? 375 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:24,138 SHE'S YOUR SISTER! 376 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:28,267 YEAH, ERIC. WHY? 377 00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:31,437 I'LL DEAL WITH YOU LATER, ERIC. 378 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:33,814 COME ON, LAURIE. I'LL MAKE YOU A CUP OF COFFEE 379 00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:37,318 AND EXPLAIN TO YOU THE NATURE OF MEN. 380 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:38,903 IT'S SOMETHING I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY KNEW 381 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:43,074 BUT APPARENTLY YOU DON'T. 382 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,577 OH, ERIC, I FORGIVE YOU. 383 00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:50,915 WELL, THIS IS UNFORGIVABLE. 384 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:55,628 IN FACT, YOU SUCK! 385 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:59,423 I'LL BE IN MY ROOM. 386 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:07,306 OH, MOM. OH, MY GOD, MOM. 387 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:10,559 I HAD HER IN MY SIGHTS. 388 00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:16,148 I MEAN, SHE WAS RIGHT IN THE CROSS HAIRS. 389 00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:23,114 OH, HONEY, YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU AND YOUR SISTER EQUALLY. 390 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,908 BUT IF YOU EVER GET AN OPPORTUNITY AGAIN, 391 00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:30,538 FOR GOD'S SAKE PULL THE TRIGGER. 392 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:35,459 ♪♪♪ 393 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:40,006 I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING, LAURIE. 394 00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:41,549 IF YOU SLEPT WITH THAT PROFESSOR, 395 00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:44,218 IT'S OVER BETWEEN YOU AND ME. 396 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:45,986 KELSO, I SLEPT WITH HIM A THOUSAND TIMES. 397 00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:48,889 WHY MUST YOU HURT ME? 398 00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:51,392 SHUT UP. 399 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:55,980 HEY, HEY, GET OUT! GET OUT. I HATE YOU BOTH! 400 00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:03,738 GO HOME, FEZ.