1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:04,378 [MUSIC] 2 00:00:06,047 --> 00:00:08,340 OH, RERUN'S NOT SMART. 3 00:00:08,508 --> 00:00:12,344 WHAT'S HAPPENING? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S HAPPENING. HILARITY. 4 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:14,471 YEAH, NO KIDDING. 5 00:00:14,639 --> 00:00:17,016 HEY, HEY, HEY. 6 00:00:17,183 --> 00:00:19,810 THAT'S JUST FUNNY. 7 00:00:20,311 --> 00:00:22,438 HEY, HEY, CAN YOU GUYS KEEP IT DOWN A BIT, PLEASE? 8 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:24,898 HYDE, THERE'S LIPSTICK ON YOUR CHIN. 9 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:27,067 HYDE, WHY ARE YOU PUTTING LIPSTICK ON YOUR CHIN? 10 00:00:27,235 --> 00:00:30,195 IT'S FOR YOUR LIPS. 11 00:00:30,905 --> 00:00:32,698 HEY, MAYBE HE'S GOT A GIRL BACK THERE. 12 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,491 SO, HYDE, WHO'S THE LUCKY LADY? 13 00:00:34,659 --> 00:00:37,327 I NEVER KISS AND TELL. 14 00:00:37,495 --> 00:00:40,581 IT'S KAT PETERSON. 15 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:42,082 YEAH, RIGHT. 16 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:43,417 YOU'RE IN YOUR BEDROOM WITH THE MOST POPULAR 17 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:44,668 GIRL IN SCHOOL. 18 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:46,316 YEAH. WHAT HAPPENED TO FARRAH FAWCETT? 19 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:48,839 DID HER CAR BREAK DOWN? 20 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:51,925 JUST KEEP IT DOWN, ALL RIGHT? YOU'RE KILLING THE MOOD. 21 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:55,888 HYDE, THERE IS NO MOOD BECAUSE NO ONE'S BACK THERE. 22 00:00:57,974 --> 00:00:59,391 HEY, MIKE. 23 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:02,061 MWA. OKAY, SO WE'RE ALL SET FOR OUR BIG DINNER PARTY. 24 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:04,772 OH, YAY, THE BIG DINNER PARTY. 25 00:01:05,523 --> 00:01:06,982 SO HERE. 26 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:09,190 YOU AND A GUEST ARE CORDIALLY INVITED FOR AN EVENING 27 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:13,155 "OF COCKTAILS, DINNER, AND TV." 28 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:17,076 THE ATTIRE IS SEMI-FORMAL CASUAL. 29 00:01:19,370 --> 00:01:23,290 AH, FINALLY, I CAN WEAR MY TUXEDO T-SHIRT. 30 00:01:25,835 --> 00:01:29,296 UH, SORRY, FEZ. I FORGOT TO INVITE YOU AND HYDE. 31 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:32,049 OH, BUT IT'S NEVER TOO LATE. 32 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:35,094 OKAY, BYE. 33 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:38,222 DON'T WORRY, FEZ. I'M SURE YOU AND HYDE CAN COME. 34 00:01:38,389 --> 00:01:41,058 NO, MICHAEL, THEY CAN'T. 35 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:43,602 OKAY, I GET IT. THEY CAN'T COME. 36 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,896 COME WITH ME. 37 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:48,482 NO! 38 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:50,901 OKAY, I'LL GIVE YOU A HUNDRED BUCKS 39 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:52,236 IF YOU DON'T MAKE ME GO TO THIS PARTY. 40 00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:54,863 SHOW ME THE HUNDRED. DAMN! 41 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:56,573 WELL, THE PARTY'S TOMORROW NIGHT. 42 00:01:56,741 --> 00:02:00,202 SO I BETTER GO HOME AND START PUTTING ON COLOGNE NOW. 43 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,415 SO, THAT WAS FUN. 44 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:08,544 NO. DISNEYLAND'S FUN. THAT WAS NASTY. 45 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:16,135 OH, MY GOD, HYDE. 46 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:18,929 KAT PETERSON. NICE. 47 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:20,389 YEP. 48 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:23,725 SHE'S SLUMMIN' IT, AND I'M LOVIN' IT. 49 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:30,482 ♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪ 50 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:34,153 ♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪ 51 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,698 ♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪ 52 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:41,034 ♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪ 53 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:44,997 ♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪ 54 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:48,792 ♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪ 55 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:53,130 ♪ WE'RE ALL ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ WE'RE ALL ALL RIGHT ♪ 56 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:55,799 HELLO, WISCONSIN! 57 00:03:03,057 --> 00:03:04,737 RED, HONEY, WOULD YOU GO TO BOB AND MIDGES' 58 00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:06,185 AND GET MY CASSEROLE DISH? 59 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:08,896 I'M MAKING TUNA SURPRISE TONIGHT. 60 00:03:09,063 --> 00:03:13,192 WELL, NOW THAT I KNOW, YOU'VE RUINED THE SURPRISE. 61 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:16,945 [LAUGHING] 62 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:19,364 IT'S FOR SCRABBLE NIGHT. 63 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:21,200 BOB AND MIDGE LOVE TUNA SURPRISE. 64 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:24,286 YEAH, BUT I DON'T LOVE BOB AND MIDGE. 65 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,351 WELL, RED, I HAVE TO INVITE THEM OVER. 66 00:03:26,414 --> 00:03:27,706 THEY KEEP INVITING US. 67 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,594 WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU KEEP INVITING THEM. 68 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:33,086 SOMEBODY'S GOT TO BREAK THE CHAIN, OR IT'LL GO ON FOREVER. 69 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:35,464 RED, THEY'RE THE ONLY FRIENDS WE HAVE SINCE 70 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:38,175 YOU MADE PHYLLIS CRY. 71 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:41,053 I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT PHYLLIS' WEIGHT 72 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:44,389 THAT THE WHOLE ROOM DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW. 73 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:55,108 DONNA, I'M GONNA HAVE DINNER PARTIES ALL THE TIME 74 00:03:55,276 --> 00:03:59,696 WHEN I'M MRS. MICHAEL KELSO... ESQUIRE. 75 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,282 JUST THINK ABOUT IT. 76 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:03,617 DO I HAVE TO? 77 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:05,869 OH, SHH... 78 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:08,580 ♪ SO THEY SPRINKLED MOONDUST IN YOUR HAIR ♪ 79 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:11,875 ♪ AND GOLDEN STARLIGHT IN YOUR EYES OF BLUE ♪ 80 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:13,460 THEY'RE BROWN. 81 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,420 I KNOW. HA HA HA HA. 82 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,214 HA HA HA HA. 83 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:19,633 HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA. 84 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:23,303 OH, KELSO, YOU LITTLE SO AND SO. 85 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:25,973 I'D NARY A NOTION OF YOUR SONGBIRD WAYS, 86 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:28,892 HAVING THOUGHT YOU MERELY A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY 87 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:32,604 AND A KING AMONG MEN. 88 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:34,064 MY WORD... 89 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:37,651 CEASE YOUR FAWNING AND LET US DISCUSS THE FOX HUNT. 90 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:39,569 BUT FIRST, I CRAVE A FRENCH PASTRY. 91 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:43,156 WHERE'S THE HELP? 92 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:48,036 APOLOGIES, GOOD SIRE. 93 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:50,747 I WAS IN THE STABLES BRUSHING THE HORSES, 94 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:54,209 SECRETLY ENTERTAINING NOTIONS OF A SENSUAL TRYST 95 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:56,795 WITH A LADY. 96 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:59,548 [LAUGHS HEARTILY] 97 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:01,591 TOP DRAWER! 98 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,970 TOP... DRAWER. 99 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:16,189 TOP DRAWER. 100 00:05:16,774 --> 00:05:18,775 [KNOCK KNOCK] HELLO. 101 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:21,862 OH. 102 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,573 OH, HEY, BOB. 103 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:37,502 OH, HI, RED. 104 00:05:45,803 --> 00:05:50,682 [PLAYS CHOPSTICKS OFF-KEY] 105 00:06:00,651 --> 00:06:02,944 STOP IT! 106 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:06,156 YOU KNOW WHAT MIGHT MAKE THIS PARTY A LITTLE MORE FUN? 107 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:08,617 SWEET DEATH. 108 00:06:14,248 --> 00:06:17,167 HYDE?! FEZ?! 109 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:20,379 MICHAEL! 110 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:23,507 OH, GOOD. IT'S HYDE, FEZ, AND MICHAEL. 111 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:27,052 HELLO, FELLAS. WHAT'S TO EAT? 112 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:30,889 AH, ARE THESE MELON BALLS FOR ANYONE? 113 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:33,809 WHY ARE THEY HERE? 114 00:06:33,976 --> 00:06:36,176 I INVITED THEM BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS DISCUSSING MANNERS, 115 00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:38,897 AND I WANTED TO BE MANNERLY. 116 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:40,607 HE'S MANNERLY. 117 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:42,067 HEY, CHUCK. 118 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,611 OH, NO. CHUCK'S HERE. 119 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:45,987 WHY, MICHAEL? 120 00:06:46,155 --> 00:06:47,864 WHY WOULD YOU INVITE ALL THESE PEOPLE? 121 00:06:48,032 --> 00:06:49,408 WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? 122 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:53,203 WELL, I WAS THINKING THAT IF A PARTY OF 10 PEOPLE WAS FUN, 123 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:56,748 THEN A PARTY OF 30 PEOPLE WOULD BE TWICE AS MUCH FUN. 124 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:00,544 MICHAEL, I DIDN'T WANT TWICE AS MUCH FUN. 125 00:07:00,711 --> 00:07:03,547 I WANTED A SMALL, CLASSY PARTY. 126 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:05,465 BUT, JACKIE, JUST BECAUSE THERE'S A COUPLE MORE PEOPLE 127 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:07,113 DOESN'T MEAN IT CAN'T STILL BE CLASSY. 128 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:11,054 HEY, EVERYBODY, I'M TAKING OFF MY PANTS! 129 00:07:17,019 --> 00:07:19,521 NO HAIR? 130 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,690 NONE. 131 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,233 WELL, A LITTLE. 132 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:25,694 WELL, WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE, RED? 133 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:30,490 IS IT LIKE ED ASNER BALD OR CHARLIE BROWN BALD? 134 00:07:31,492 --> 00:07:33,910 JEEZ, KITTY, I DON'T KNOW. I BARELY LOOKED. 135 00:07:34,078 --> 00:07:36,496 OKAY, I NEED A VISUAL AID. 136 00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:38,415 IT WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE. 137 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:41,042 I MEAN, A TOUPEE'S A PRETTY BIG LIE, KITTY. 138 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:43,420 OKAY, HERE. 139 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:46,131 SHOW ME ON WOOLY WILLY. 140 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:52,679 AHEM. 141 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:53,847 UH-HUH. 142 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:56,391 OKAY, UH-HUH. 143 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:02,981 REALLY? 144 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:09,362 HEY! HEY! 145 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:12,199 WOULD IT KILL YOU TO USE A COASTER? 146 00:08:13,117 --> 00:08:16,536 BUNCH OF WILD HOOLIGANS HERE. 147 00:08:17,121 --> 00:08:19,706 OH, SORRY, RED. 148 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,710 RED. YOU KNOW... 149 00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:26,630 IT WAS GONNA LEAVE A RING. 150 00:08:26,797 --> 00:08:29,508 THAT'S SO TRUE, KITTY. 151 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:32,469 ERIC, LOOK, THIS IS NOT YOUR HOUSE. 152 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,971 YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET IN TROUBLE FOR ANY OF THIS, 153 00:08:35,139 --> 00:08:36,181 SO LOOSEN UP. 154 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,642 YEAH. I GUESS I COULD DO THAT. 155 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:46,274 OH, MY GOD. 156 00:08:46,442 --> 00:08:49,611 IT'S LIKE I'M SEEING COLORS I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. 157 00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:56,451 HEY, KAT. WANT A BEER? 158 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,078 NO. 159 00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:00,497 THANKS. 160 00:09:05,002 --> 00:09:06,586 SHE JUST BLEW ME OFF, MAN. 161 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:08,380 YOU BELIEVE THAT? 162 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,841 YES, I DO. 163 00:09:12,009 --> 00:09:16,221 I REALLY, REALLY DO. 164 00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:22,894 MICHAEL, ARE THEY DRINKING OUT OF MY PARENTS' CRYSTAL? 165 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,604 YEAH, JACKIE. 166 00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:26,231 THEY WERE TRYING TO DRINK STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE, 167 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,024 AND I SAID, NO! NO! 168 00:09:28,192 --> 00:09:31,152 USE THE CRYSTAL 'CAUSE IT'S CLASSY. 169 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:37,993 MICHAEL, I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS AND FEEL SORRY FOR MYSELF. 170 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:41,788 AND YOU, YOU ARE GONNA FIX THIS. 171 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:44,541 FIX... FIX IT? 172 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:47,252 JACKIE, YOU'RE HAVING THE PARTY OF THE YEAR HERE! 173 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:50,463 AAGGH! OWW! 174 00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:53,383 DAMN! I DO NOT GET WOMEN! 175 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:57,596 YES, NEITHER DOES HYDE, RIGHT, HYDE? 176 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:08,440 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 177 00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:10,567 YOU OKAY? 178 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:13,153 DONNA, PLEASE. I REALLY DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT MICHAEL. 179 00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:18,366 OKAY, SO WHAT IS YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT MICHAEL? 180 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:22,954 UM, BY HONEST, YOU MEAN... 181 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:26,082 DONNA, PLEASE LEARN TO LISTEN. 182 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,335 OKAY. OKAY, FINE. 183 00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:29,586 HONESTLY? 184 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:30,879 MM-HMM. 185 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,547 YOU HAVE CERTAIN EXPECTATIONS OF KELSO 186 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,382 THAT MAY NOT BE ENTIRELY REALISTIC. 187 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,635 YOU WANT HIM TO BE SOPHISTICATED AND SMART, 188 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:40,305 BUT ACTUALLY HE'S UNSOPHISTICATED AND... UNSMART. 189 00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:42,724 OH! 190 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,851 HEY, YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS ARE REALLY BRINGING 191 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:49,105 DOWN THE MAKE-OUT ROOM. 192 00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:58,490 [MUSIC] 193 00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:26,309 WELL, I'M GONNA HAVE TO PASS. 194 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:29,270 I'VE GOT NOTHING. 195 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,859 WOULD YOU LOOK AT HER, FEZ. 196 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:37,696 ACTING LIKE SHE'S ALL HOT STUFF. 197 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,197 SO SHE'S INCREDIBLY GOOD-LOOKING 198 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,740 AND EVERYONE LIKES HER. 199 00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:43,284 I'M REAL IMPRESSED. 200 00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:45,745 YEAH, I KNOW HOW IT IS. 201 00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:47,455 YOU KNOW, YOU THINK YOU KNOW SOMEBODY, 202 00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:49,423 BUT THEN IT TURNS OUT HE LIED ABOUT MAKING OUT 203 00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:51,876 WITH KAT PETERSON. 204 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:53,670 HYDE! FEZ! 205 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:55,118 WHAT, IS THIS A FUNERAL? COME ON! 206 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,841 WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS GETTING DOWN? 207 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:02,303 WELL, I'M AFRAID HYDE IS WAY TOO LOVESICK TO GET DOWN. 208 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:05,348 LOVESICK? I DON'T LOVE HER, MAN. 209 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,350 I JUST THINK WE SHOULD BE HAVING SEX IS ALL, 210 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,894 'CAUSE SHE'D ENJOY IT. 211 00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:14,232 HYDE, I'M NOT A DOCTOR, BUT I PLAY ONE ON TV. 212 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,906 BUT SERIOUSLY, HYDE... 213 00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:23,533 THIS IS A PARTY! 214 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:26,828 SO LOOSEN UP, LIKE ME. 215 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,831 WHOOPS-A-DAISY. 216 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:33,042 MAN, I WISH JACKIE WOULD LOOSEN UP. 217 00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:34,878 SHE'S THROWING A GREAT PARTY DOWN HERE, 218 00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:36,504 AND SHE'S MISSING IT. 219 00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:38,631 KELSO, YOU DON'T GET IT, HUH? 220 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:41,301 THIS PARTY MEANT THE WORLD TO JACKIE. 221 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:44,596 AND YOU CRAPPED ON IT. 222 00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:48,558 ALL RIGHT, EASE UP ON KELSO, HUH? 223 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:49,809 THANKS, HYDE. 224 00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:51,697 YEAH, I MEAN, SO YOU DID SOMETHING HORRIBLE. 225 00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:53,938 BUT IT'S JACKIE, SO WHO CARES? 226 00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:57,734 NO. WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 227 00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:00,487 I'M SAYING YOU BURNED HER, MAN, ROYALLY. 228 00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:03,531 NICE JOB. 229 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:07,619 BUT... NO, MAN! I DIDN'T WANT TO BURN HER. 230 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,079 I INVITED ALL THESE PEOPLE TO MAKE IT FUN SO HER PARTY 231 00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:11,539 WOULD BE GOOD. 232 00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:12,874 SHE DIDN'T WANT A GOOD PARTY. 233 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,084 SHE WANTED HER PARTY. 234 00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:19,380 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT, FEZ. 235 00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:22,967 ALL RIGHT, THIS PARTY'S OVER. EVERYBODY OUT! 236 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,094 NO. KELSO, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, MAN? 237 00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:27,263 THINK! 238 00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:28,932 YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS? 239 00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:34,562 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I THINK I AM THINKING. 240 00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:37,477 YOU KNOW, I'M IN DANGER OF RUINING THE GREATEST THING 241 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,067 THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME. 242 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,319 AND I AM NOT GONNA LET THAT HAPPEN! 243 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,238 KELSO... 244 00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:44,447 DO NOT INTERRUPT ME, ALL RIGHT?! 245 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:46,199 THIS IS IMPORTANT. 246 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:49,202 FROM NOW ON, I'M GONNA PUT JACKIE'S NEEDS FIRST. 247 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,621 AND SHE IS GONNA BE SO PROUD OF ME! 248 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:57,001 WHOA! 249 00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:00,505 WHOA, MAN! THIS IS A RAGER! 250 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,590 GIVE ME YOUR BRANDIES. 251 00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:06,553 WHOA! 252 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,137 GIMME... 253 00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:09,430 WHOA! 254 00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:10,849 DONNA, HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ME AND MICHAEL? 255 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,809 JACKIE, YOU WANTED MY HONEST OPINION. 256 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,645 YOU'RE HONEST OPINION THAT WE'RE GREAT TOGETHER. 257 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,565 LOOK, YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT MICHAEL. 258 00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:20,567 HE KNOWS HE MADE A MISTAKE, AND HE'S GONNA MAKE IT UP TO ME. 259 00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:23,278 YOU WAIT AND SEE. 260 00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:28,491 UH, JACKIE... 261 00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:31,411 WHERE'S THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER? 262 00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:35,999 [BLOWING] 263 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:41,629 S-I-T. 264 00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:44,716 THAT'S "SIT." 265 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:46,885 OH, MY... 266 00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,386 YES, IT IS. 267 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:51,139 AGAIN. HA HA HA. 268 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,725 YEAH, MIDGIE'S GOT QUITE A LEAD. 269 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,518 YOU'RE TURN, RED. 270 00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:56,769 OKAY... 271 00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:59,022 FINE. 272 00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:02,775 CUEBALL. 273 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:11,409 AHEM. I'M... I'M SORRY, BOB. 274 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:16,122 SORRY? HA HA. WHY APOLOGIZE TO ME? 275 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,875 I LIKE BILLIARDS. 276 00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:23,338 BILLIARDS ARE FUN. 277 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,757 OKAY, SO YOU ALL KNOW. 278 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:26,966 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. 279 00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:28,509 I WEAR A TOUPEE. 280 00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:31,846 BOB! IF YOU TELL THEM, THEY'LL KNOW. 281 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,266 I WEAR A RUG. 282 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,226 SO WHAT? 283 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:46,903 YOU KNOW... 284 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:50,156 I WISH I HAD A TOUPEE. 285 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,994 YOU KNOW, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THE WAY MY HAIR IS SOMETIMES. 286 00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,706 LOOK, BOB, BEING BALD ISN'T SOMETHING A MAN 287 00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:01,376 HAS TO HIDE FROM. 288 00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:04,087 A TOUPEE IS JUST SILLY. 289 00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:06,839 I KEEP TELLING HIM IF HE'D GROW AS MUCH AIR ON HIS HEAD 290 00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:10,677 AS HE DOES ON HIS BACK, HE'D HAVE A FULL HEAD OF HAIR. 291 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,304 LOOK, I KNOW IT'S SILLY. 292 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,473 I GUESS I'M VAIN. 293 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,892 EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP WISHING I HAD THE COURAGE 294 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,395 TO WALK AROUND LOOKING LIKE YOU. 295 00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:28,236 BUT I DON'T, RED. 296 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,862 I DON'T. 297 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,115 I GUESS THAT MAKES ME A BAD PERSON. 298 00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:33,658 LOOK, BOB, I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE... 299 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,243 NO. NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT, RED. 300 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,537 YOU'RE RIGHT. 301 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:40,373 MAYBE IT'S TIME I STOP LIVING THE LIE. 302 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:55,388 [STIFLED LAUGHING] 303 00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:04,522 [STIFLED LAUGH] 304 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,983 SINUSES. 305 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,736 [LAUGHING] 306 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:13,239 [LAUGHS] 307 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,116 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I WAS WRONG, BOB. 308 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:18,411 YOU NEED THE TOUPEE. PUT IT BACK ON. 309 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:28,796 [SINGS OFF-KEY] ♪ HEY, HEY, DONNA ♪ 310 00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:31,007 ♪ I WANT TO SING TO YOU ♪ 311 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:34,594 ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY, DONNA ♪ 312 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:37,847 ♪ NO ONE ELSE WILL EVER DO ♪ 313 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:41,017 ♪ I'VE WAITED SO LONG ♪ 314 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:44,020 ♪ FOR SCHOOL TO BE THROUGH ♪ 315 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:48,608 ♪ DONNA, DONNA, I LOVE YOU ♪ 316 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,819 [FALSETTO] ♪ HEY, HEY, DONNA ♪ 317 00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:54,072 ERIC, GET DOWN OFF THERE RIGHT NOW! 318 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,615 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, DONNA? 319 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,200 YEAH, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, DONNA? 320 00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:58,910 TIMMY, GO GET YOUR PANTS ON, 321 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,537 OR I'LL BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU. 322 00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:03,956 ERIC, REMEMBER WHEN I TOLD YOU TO LOOSEN UP? 323 00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:06,417 OH, YEAH, BABY. 324 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:08,544 WELL, TIGHTEN UP, BABY. 325 00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:11,547 WHEN THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE, THE PARTY'S OVER. 326 00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,382 WELL, HEY, THIS WAS YOUR IDEA. 327 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,594 ERIC, I TOLD YOU TO LOOSEN UP, NOT ACT LIKE A DINK. 328 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,596 WELL... I'M NEW AT THIS. 329 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,099 SO SUE ME. 330 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:24,310 ♪ SUE-HOO-HOO ME ♪ 331 00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,521 ♪ SUE ME, DONNA ♪ 332 00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:28,606 ERIC. 333 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,240 HELLO, STEVEN. 334 00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:40,201 OH, I SEE HOW THIS IS GONNA BE. 335 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,995 SO, WHEN YOU'RE WITH YOUR LITTLE CLIQUE, 336 00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,997 YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR ME. 337 00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:46,415 RIGHT. 338 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:49,502 BUT THEY'RE GONE NOW, SO... HI. 339 00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:55,091 YOU KNOW, FOR A RICH GIRL, YOU'RE KINDA SKANKY. 340 00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:01,264 COME ON, LET ME SHOW YOU THE GARAGE. 341 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:07,728 THAT PROVES NOTHING. 342 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,235 SON OF A BITCH. 343 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:21,659 NO. LISTEN, JACKIE. WAIT. I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. 344 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,620 I... I JUST WANTED TO HELP TONIGHT, 345 00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:27,790 AND I GUESS I BLEW IT. 346 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,167 AND I'M SORRY. 347 00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:32,128 YEAH. LATELY, YOU'VE BEEN SORRY A LOT, MICHAEL. 348 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:35,006 YEAH, BUT THIS TIME I MEAN IT. 349 00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:38,759 ACTUALLY, HE DOES. 350 00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:42,221 HE FELT VERY BAD AND SAID TENDER WORDS ABOUT YOU, 351 00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:45,016 AND THEN HE SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE. 352 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:51,814 SEE, HE LOVES YOU, BUT HE JUST... HE JUST STUPID. 353 00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:56,152 THANK YOU, FEZ. 354 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,362 SURE. 355 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,114 JACKIE, I DO LOVE YOU, 356 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:03,326 AND I'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE YOU HAPPY WITH ME. 357 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,231 YEAH, WELL, I'M BEGINNING TO THINK 358 00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:08,080 THAT YOU'RE NEVER GONNA MAKE ME HAPPY. 359 00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:09,790 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 360 00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:13,085 I'M SAYING I HAVE A LOT OF THINKING TO DO. 361 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:26,265 WHEW! DODGED A BULLET THERE, HUH, FEZ? 362 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,853 [MUSIC] 363 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,576 NOTHING GOOD CAME OUT OF THIS NIGHT. 364 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,996 ALTHOUGH I DID FIND OUT BRANDY'S FLAMMABLE. 365 00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:51,415 YEAH, IT'S WORTH KNOWING. 366 00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,835 OH, AND, UH, GASOLINE, FOR FUTURE REFERENCE. 367 00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:56,940 YOU KNOW, I JUST DON'T GET CHICKS, MAN. 368 00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,632 GOD, DONNA, MEN ARE STUPID. 369 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,759 HOW CAN THEY NOT KNOW WHAT WE WANT? 370 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,567 THEY WANT YOU TO GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT, 371 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,179 I THINK THEY KNOW WHAT WE WANT. 372 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:06,627 BUT YOU CAN'T KNOW WHAT THEY WANT 373 00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,283 THEY JUST WON'T GIVE IT TO US. YOU KNOW? 374 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:09,684 BECAUSE THEY NEVER TELL YOU. YOU KNOW? 375 00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,310 IT'S SO SIMPLE. 376 00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:12,645 YEAH, IT'S CONFUSING, HUH? 377 00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,480 OH, MY GOD. THE MOST HORRIFYING MOMENT? 378 00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:16,357 ERIC SANG TO ME. 379 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:21,195 HEY, I SANG TO DONNA. 380 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,281 YEAH, SHE KINDA MELTED. 381 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:26,284 I MEAN, SHE CALLED ME A DINK, BUT... 382 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,911 I DON'T THINK SHE MEANT IT. 383 00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:31,497 ERIC WAS SUCH A DINK TONIGHT. 384 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:33,249 AND I MEAN IT. 385 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:36,919 TOTALLY. 386 00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:50,808 I TOLD YOU, GET OUT, CRASHER! 387 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,561 I CAN'T FIND MY PANTS! MY MOM'S GONNA KILL ME! 388 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:55,449 WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT 389 00:21:55,522 --> 00:21:56,939 BEFORE YOU TOOK THEM OFF! 390 00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:59,608 NOW, GET OUT! 391 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:04,071 HEY, SO I HEAR YOU AND KELSO ARE KINDA ON THE ROCKS. 392 00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:05,489 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO AND... 393 00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,158 OWW! 394 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,566 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY