1 00:00:01,042 --> 00:00:04,670 [MUSIC] 2 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:18,559 ERIC! 3 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:19,893 DONNA, THIS IS A TRICKY MANEUVER, OKAY? 4 00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:22,146 I NEED QUIET. 5 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:28,152 [TAPS ON GLASS] 6 00:00:28,319 --> 00:00:29,570 OH, MY GOD! IT'S THE COPS! 7 00:00:29,738 --> 00:00:30,779 ERIC! 8 00:00:30,947 --> 00:00:32,656 WE'RE... COMPLETELY NAKED! 9 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:33,991 UH... 10 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:35,200 DON'T PANIC. 11 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:37,703 I, UH... I HAVE A PLAN. OKAY. 12 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:41,290 [CLEARS THROAT] 13 00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:45,002 GO... AWAY! 14 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:49,548 THAT'S THE PLAN? THAT'S NOT A GOOD PLAN! 15 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:51,633 YEAH! NO, THAT'S THE PLAN. 16 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:53,052 I MEAN, WE'RE TOTALLY NAKED. 17 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:55,763 I THINK HE'LL PROBABLY JUST GO AWAY. 18 00:00:57,098 --> 00:00:59,600 [TAP TAP] 19 00:01:00,351 --> 00:01:02,728 CRAP. HAVE YOU SEEN MY PANTS? 20 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:08,817 WHERE YOU GOING? 21 00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:09,985 OUT. 22 00:01:10,111 --> 00:01:11,195 WHERE? 23 00:01:11,362 --> 00:01:13,697 A PLACE. 24 00:01:13,865 --> 00:01:15,115 WHO WITH? 25 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:17,493 DOCTORS AND STOCKBROKERS. 26 00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:21,538 [DOORBELL RINGS] 27 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:29,004 OH, HOLY HELL! 28 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:35,886 ♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪ 29 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:39,890 ♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪ 30 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:43,477 ♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪ 31 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:46,897 ♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪ 32 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:50,526 ♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪ 33 00:01:50,693 --> 00:01:54,321 ♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪ 34 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:58,450 ♪ WE'RE ALL ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ WE'RE ALL ALL RIGHT ♪ 35 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:01,370 HELLO, WISCONSIN! 36 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:10,629 AND... AND... AND THE HEATER IS BROKEN IN VISTA CRUISER. 37 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:14,216 THAT'S WHY IT WAS SO HOT. SO, UH... 38 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:16,844 YOU KNOW, NATURALLY WE REMOVED 1 OR 2 ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, 39 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:18,691 WHICH, YOU KNOW, IN RETROSPECT WAS PROBABLY 40 00:02:18,721 --> 00:02:20,764 NOT THAT GOOD OF AN IDEA. 41 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:22,558 ERIC... 42 00:02:22,725 --> 00:02:25,310 HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK I AM? 43 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:26,728 YOU'RE RIGHT. 44 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:28,188 SHOULD HAVE CRACKED A WINDOW. 45 00:02:28,356 --> 00:02:30,149 GOOD THINKING. 46 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:32,693 ERIC... WE KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOING 47 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:34,278 IN THE CAR! 48 00:02:34,445 --> 00:02:37,030 NO. 49 00:02:37,198 --> 00:02:39,283 WE DON'T KNOW... 50 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:40,826 TRUST ME. WE KNOW. 51 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:44,413 NO. NO. WE DON'T KNOW. 52 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:47,875 I KNOW! I KNOW! 53 00:02:48,042 --> 00:02:51,503 OF COURSE YOU KNOW. YOU... MAJORED IN IT. 54 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:54,131 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 55 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:56,592 MR. FORMAN? UH... 56 00:02:56,759 --> 00:02:58,844 IT WAS MY IDEA, TOO, 57 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,888 SO, UM... 58 00:03:01,055 --> 00:03:03,307 PLEASE STOP YELLING AT ERIC. BECAUSE... 59 00:03:03,474 --> 00:03:06,727 WHAT?! 60 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:09,897 JUST PLAY DEAD AND COVER YOUR FACE. 61 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:13,233 NO, ERIC. IT'S OKAY. 62 00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:14,776 AHEM. 63 00:03:14,944 --> 00:03:16,486 WHAT WE DID WAS A CHOICE 64 00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:18,488 THAT WE MADE... 65 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:20,199 A CHOICE WE MADE 66 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:22,868 AS ADULTS. 67 00:03:25,079 --> 00:03:27,873 OH, REALLY? 68 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,208 YOU'RE AN ADULT? 69 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:32,377 DON'T ANSWER. IT'S A TRAP! 70 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:36,298 YES. WE'RE ADULTS. 71 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,217 OKAY, DONNA. 72 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:40,427 THEN AS AN ADULT, I EXPECT YOU 73 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:42,846 TO GO NEXT DOOR AND TELL BOB AND MIDGE 74 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:45,682 JUST EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TONIGHT. 75 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:48,435 OKAY. 76 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:50,103 I'LL TELL THEM. 77 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:52,564 GOOD! AND I'M GONNA CHECK TO SEE THAT YOU DID. 78 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:55,400 OH, COME ON! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 79 00:03:56,527 --> 00:03:59,655 DONNA, I WON'T KEEP SOMETHING LIKE THIS FROM YOUR PARENTS. 80 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:02,616 THEY THINK WE'RE FRIENDS. 81 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:06,745 [MUSIC] 82 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:11,750 HEY, COOL, MAN. A CB RADIO! 83 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:14,211 YEAH! HA. SO I NARROWED DOWN 84 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:15,963 MY POTENTIAL CB HANDLES TO 2 CHOICES... 85 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:20,676 EITHER STUD KICKASS OR FLEX BUFFCHEST. 86 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:26,765 GEE, KELSO. WHAT ABOUT... BEEF DINGLEBERRY? 87 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:30,143 OH, GREAT. NOW I GOT 3 CHOICES. 88 00:04:30,311 --> 00:04:32,813 Girl: BREAKER, 1-9, BREAKER, 1-9. 89 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:34,731 THIS IS HOT TO TROT. 90 00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:36,358 Second girl: FOXY LADY. 91 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:39,444 Third girl: AND NICE AND EASY. 92 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:44,700 OH, MY GOD. THEY SOUND NICE! 93 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:46,660 AND EASY. 94 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:48,287 QUICK! COME ON, WE NEED HANDLES 95 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:50,080 SO WE CAN TALK TO 'EM! 96 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:53,166 OKAY, UH... OH! OH! WE'LL BE THE MOD SQUAD. 97 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:56,295 THAT'S PERFECT! I'M LINK. 98 00:04:57,046 --> 00:04:58,380 I'M LINK. 99 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:00,007 WHY DO YOU GET TO BE LINK? 100 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:04,094 THE MAGIC FR-RO, BABY! 101 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:05,637 OKAY. 102 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,222 WELL, I GOT DIBS ON PETE. 103 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:11,143 OKAY, THEN, WHAT IS MY MACHO COP HANDLE? 104 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:14,313 JULIE. JULIE. 105 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,023 HA HA HA HA! 106 00:05:16,190 --> 00:05:19,067 [COUNTRY ACCENT] BREAKER 1-9, BREAKER 1-9. 107 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:20,569 THIS IS PETE. 108 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:22,237 I'M LINK. 109 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:25,282 AND JULIE. 110 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:28,827 IT IS SO NICE TO TALK TO YOU, MY LOVELIES. 111 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:30,454 [GIRL GIGGLES] HEY, JULIE. 112 00:05:30,621 --> 00:05:33,332 COOL ACCENT. YOU SOUND SEXY. 113 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:36,585 [WITH ACCENT] ACCENT? WHAT THE HELL IS SHE TALKING ABOUT? 114 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:55,312 SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND? 115 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:56,897 YEAH. THERE'S SOMETHING IMPORTANT I WANNA 116 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:58,357 TELL YOU GUYS. 117 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:00,192 ERIC AND I HAVE BEEN GOING OUT FOR A WHILE NOW, 118 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:04,404 AND WE DID SOMETHING YOU TWO SHOULD KNOW ABOUT. 119 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:11,495 YES? 120 00:06:11,662 --> 00:06:13,914 WELL... SEE, ERIC AND I... 121 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:16,124 UH... WE, UM... 122 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:18,460 WE... 123 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:21,588 RODE THE FORMANS' MOTORCYCLE! 124 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:24,049 WHEW! THERE! I SAID IT! 125 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:27,302 WEIGHT IS JUST OFF MY SHOULDERS! 126 00:06:28,137 --> 00:06:30,389 DONNA, THAT WAS WRONG. 127 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:32,140 BUT NOT AS WRONG AS IT COULD HAVE BEEN, 128 00:06:32,308 --> 00:06:33,517 'CAUSE IT COULD HAVE BEEN... 129 00:06:33,684 --> 00:06:35,394 SEX! 130 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:37,020 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, TOO! 131 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:39,106 WHAT?! 132 00:06:39,273 --> 00:06:40,607 NO, THAT'S CRAZY! 133 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:42,025 THAT'S... THAT'S SILLY! 134 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:44,736 YOU GUYS ARE SILLY GOOSES! 135 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:46,655 YOU MAKE ME LAUGH... 136 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:47,989 'CAUSE YOU'RE SILLY! 137 00:06:48,157 --> 00:06:50,742 HA HA HA HA! 138 00:06:54,288 --> 00:06:57,499 SO THE COPS CAUGHT YOU DOING IT? 139 00:06:59,168 --> 00:07:00,419 OH, MY GOD. 140 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:02,921 THAT IS SUCH A TURN-ON! 141 00:07:05,174 --> 00:07:08,051 THAT IS NOT A TURN-ON! 142 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:11,304 YOU'RE A LITTLE PERVERT! 143 00:07:11,472 --> 00:07:13,598 JACKIE, I HAVE A BIG PROBLEM. 144 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:16,309 HOW AM I GONNA TELL MY PARENTS? 145 00:07:17,061 --> 00:07:19,062 OKAY. 146 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:21,940 IF YOU NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM, YOU SHOULD GO NOW. 147 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:24,860 'CAUSE I HAVE A LOT TO SAY. 148 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:27,195 NO. I'M FINE. THANKS. 149 00:07:27,363 --> 00:07:29,322 OKAY. YOUR FIRST MISTAKE... 150 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:32,325 WAS WEARING PANTS FOR CAR SEX. 151 00:07:32,493 --> 00:07:35,412 WHEN YOU DO IT IN THE CAR, 152 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:37,080 SKIRTS ARE YOUR BEST FRIEND. 153 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:39,207 ZIP, ZIP, BIM, BAM, 154 00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:42,210 YOU'RE DONE, YOU'RE DRESSED, YOU'RE BACK AT THE MALL. 155 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:46,298 JACKIE, I'M SCREWED. 156 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:49,217 IF I TELL MY PARENTS, ONLY 1 OF 2 THINGS CAN HAPPEN: 157 00:07:49,385 --> 00:07:51,094 THEY'LL EITHER BE FURIOUS... 158 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:54,055 OR THEY'LL ASK ME HOW IT WAS. 159 00:08:05,109 --> 00:08:08,653 [BABY NOISES] 160 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:12,574 OKAY, NOW... 161 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:15,285 HAVE SOME PE-EE-EAS! 162 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:16,912 I'D RATHER HAVE SEX 163 00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:20,123 WITH DONNA. 164 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,793 MMM! 165 00:08:23,961 --> 00:08:26,213 TAPIOCA! 166 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:27,797 MMM! 167 00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:31,801 SEX WITH DONNA! 168 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:35,597 WELL, YOU... 169 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:37,015 YOU ARE JUST SO CUTE. 170 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,725 HA HA HA HA HA! 171 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:42,729 SAY MA-MA. 172 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:46,358 SEX WITH DON-NA. 173 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,818 NO, BABY, NO. 174 00:08:48,986 --> 00:08:49,986 YES! 175 00:08:50,112 --> 00:08:51,112 NO! YES! 176 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:52,280 NO! 177 00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:54,950 NO... YES! 178 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,748 KITTY! 179 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:04,918 SLUT! 180 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:10,924 WHAT? 181 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:13,718 NOTHING. 182 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:15,095 ARE YOU OKAY? 183 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:16,763 I'M FINE. 184 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:20,892 KITTY, WHEN IT'S 3:00 ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON 185 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:22,852 AND YOU'RE STILL IN BED, 186 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:24,145 I KNOW SOMETHING'S WRONG. 187 00:09:24,313 --> 00:09:27,440 OH, RED, I'M FINE. 188 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:28,650 WHY SHOULD I CARE 189 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:32,612 THAT MY... MY SWEET BABY BOY WAS... 190 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:37,993 DEFILED BY SOME JIGGLY, RED-HAIRED TRAMP?! 191 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:40,870 KITTY... 192 00:09:41,038 --> 00:09:42,289 WHAT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT 193 00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:46,001 IS HOW SHE TRICKED HIM INTO IT! 194 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:48,211 LOOK, IT'S NOT LIKE WE DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS COMING. 195 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:51,298 YOU'RE ALWAYS SHOWING ERIC ANATOMICAL DIAGRAMS 196 00:09:51,465 --> 00:09:53,550 AND CHARTS AND SLIDES. 197 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:56,720 YOU BEEN PREPPIN' HIM SINCE HE WAS 6! 198 00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:01,558 ARE YOU BLAMING ME? 199 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:04,311 NO, NO, HA HA. 200 00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:05,604 HECK NO! 201 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:07,689 IT'S MY FAULT. 202 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,108 MEN ARE DIRTY. IT'S... 203 00:10:12,653 --> 00:10:13,945 WELL, GOOD. 204 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:16,156 KITTY, I JUST WANT YOU TO GET OUTTA BED. 205 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:19,993 YOU KNOW, NONE OF US HAVE HAD LUNCH, AND, UH... 206 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,954 WE'RE KINDA HUNGRY. 207 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:26,041 WELL, IT'S A HOUSE FULL OF GROWN MEN, 208 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,835 AND I WOULD THINK THAT ONE OF YOU FULLY GROWN MEN 209 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:31,713 WOULD KNOW HOW TO MAKE A DAMN SANDWICH! 210 00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:34,507 WELL, MAYBE I SHOULD GO... 211 00:10:34,675 --> 00:10:37,302 I SURE AS HELL WOULD! 212 00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:43,433 AND WHEN BOB AND MIDGE LOOK AT ME WITH THEIR BIG, DUMB EYES, 213 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,852 I JUST... 214 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:48,146 I CAN'T FIND THE WORDS. 215 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,899 OKAY, DONNA. I'VE GIVEN THIS A LOT OF THOUGHT, 216 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,651 AND I THINK I SHOULD BE THE ONE TO TELL YOUR PARENTS 217 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:54,569 WE HAD SEX. 218 00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,071 OH, MY GOD! 219 00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:58,990 ERIC, THAT IS SO GREAT! THANK YOU! 220 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:03,119 WHAT? NO. NO! WHAT?! NO!! 221 00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:06,581 IT WAS A BLUFF! I WAS BLUFFING TO SEEM NICE. 222 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:10,085 OH, CRAP, THIS IS A NIGHTMARE. 223 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:12,045 FINE. I'LL DO IT MYSELF. 224 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,714 WHAT? NO, WAIT. LOOK. 225 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:17,258 WE TOLD MY PARENTS TOGETHER, SO... 226 00:11:17,426 --> 00:11:20,553 HEY... LET'S TELL YOUR PARENTS TOGETHER. 227 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,223 THANK YOU! 228 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:25,100 SO DO YOU WANNA GO GET IT OVER WITH? 229 00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:27,560 YEAH. LET'S GO TELL YOUR PARENTS. OKAY! 230 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,647 OKAY. 231 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:35,944 DONNA, I WANNA GO WITH YOU, BUT... 232 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,947 [TEARFULLY] MY LEGS HAVE GONE NUMB. 233 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:46,121 BREAKER 1-9, BREAKER 1-9. 234 00:11:46,288 --> 00:11:48,581 THIS IS PETE, LINK, AND JULIE. 235 00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:50,750 WE'RE LOOKIN' FOR A 20 ON HOT TO TROT, 236 00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:54,254 FOXY LADY, AND NICE AND EASY. OVER? 237 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:56,923 Hot to Trot: HEY, GUYS. 238 00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:00,301 AHEM. 239 00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:04,055 [BORED] HELLO, HOT TO TROT. 240 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:07,350 THIS IS JULIE. 241 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:08,601 I WAS JUST WONDERING... 242 00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:11,354 ARE YOU FAT? 243 00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:14,441 WHOA, FEZ! 244 00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:18,570 NO ACTUALLY, THAT'S NOT A BAD QUESTION. 245 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,178 Hot to Trot: WELL, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS 246 00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:21,614 COME SEE FOR YOURSELVES? 247 00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:24,075 WE CAN MEET TONIGHT. 248 00:12:25,369 --> 00:12:28,747 OH, TONIGHT? TCH... 249 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:31,875 NO, TONIGHT WE HAVE TO WATCH LOVE BOAT, SO... 250 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:38,047 AS SOON AS I HEARD YOU WERE DOWN, MRS. FORMAN, 251 00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:41,509 I HAD TO COME AND SEE YOU. 252 00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:44,179 BECAUSE I KNOW THE BLUES. 253 00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:46,890 BUT YOU KNOW, THE GOOD NEWS IS DONNA'S ON THE PILL. 254 00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:49,976 SO... 255 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:52,145 THEY CAN DO IT, LIKE, A ZILLION TIMES A DAY, 256 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:55,523 AND NOTHING BAD CAN HAPPEN! 257 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,736 TCH. YEAH. THEY CAN JUST DO IT AND DO IT AND DO IT 258 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,905 AND DO IT AND DO IT. 259 00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:03,907 JACKIE! 260 00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:05,950 GOOD. YOU'RE HERE. 261 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:09,120 GET OUT. 262 00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:10,747 BUT I'M TRYING TO HELP. 263 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:11,998 OH, YOU WANNA HELP? 264 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,751 GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH. 265 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:23,009 SO, KITTY... 266 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:25,470 YOU THINK MAYBE, UH, IT'S TIME TO GET UP? 267 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,930 NO. 268 00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:29,516 OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT, KITTY? 269 00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,351 YOU GOTTA SHAPE UP! 270 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,937 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE ALL SURPRISED 271 00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:36,314 THAT YOUR 17-YEAR-OLD 272 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:39,484 IS DOING WHAT 17-YEAR-OLDS DO! 273 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,985 BIG DEAL! 274 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:45,073 NOW GET THE HELL OUTTA BED AND BUCK UP! 275 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,368 OH, JEEZ, HONEY, I'M SORRY. 276 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,995 [SCREAMS] GET OUT! 277 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,838 SO... WHAT DO YOU KIDS NEED TO TELL US? 278 00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:04,050 I TRIED TO GUESS, BUT MY MIND'S A TOTAL BLANK! 279 00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:07,011 ACTUALLY... MRS. PINCIOTTI, MR. PINCIOTTI, 280 00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:10,265 IT'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU. 281 00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:19,440 SORRY. I ALMOST THREW UP. 282 00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:22,902 I'M FINE NOW. 283 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,322 YOU BOTH KNOW... HOW MUCH... 284 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:29,993 I RESPECT YOUR DAUGHTER, HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR DAUGHTER, 285 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,412 AND, UH... 286 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:38,209 FUNNY THING ABOUT LOVE... HA HA... FUNNY... 287 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,128 lS, UH, SOMETIMES... 288 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:45,258 WE... EXPRESS IT... IN A... IN A PHYSICAL WAY. 289 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:52,640 YOU BETTER NOT SAY WHAT I THINK YOU'RE GONNA SAY. 290 00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:55,310 'CAUSE I'LL BE MAD. 291 00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:57,520 AND FUNNY THING ABOUT MAD... 292 00:14:57,688 --> 00:15:02,150 HA HA... 293 00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:06,362 IS SOMETIMES I EXPRESS IT IN A PHYSICAL WAY. 294 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:13,161 I LOVE YOUR DAUGHTER. AND... 295 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,204 I TOTALLY RESPECT HER, 296 00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:19,751 AND I NEVER STOPPED RESPECTING HER. 297 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:23,963 EVEN WHEN THE COPS CAME. 298 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,389 WELL, I'M SORRY, ERIC, BUT I STILL GOTTA TWIST 299 00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,099 YOUR NECK SHUT. 300 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,018 DAD, YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULDN'T BE THREATENING ERIC. 301 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:40,480 YOU SHOULD BE, UH... THANKING HIM. 302 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,315 WHAT? WHAT? 303 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:46,402 WOW! 304 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,031 HE'S TREATED ME LIKE A QUEEN 305 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:53,368 SINCE THE DAY WE STARTED DATING. 306 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,872 ERIC AND I HAVE SEX. 307 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,458 THERE. YOU KNOW. 308 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,169 AT LEAST I HAVE A NICE BOYFRIEND 309 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:05,213 AND NOW SOME JUVENILE DELINQUENT. 310 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:08,049 LIKE THAT FONZIE! 311 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,805 WELL, THAT... 312 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,933 THAT'S NICE. 313 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,981 AND AT LEAST ERIC HAD THE GUTS TO COME OVER HERE 314 00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,853 AND TELL YOU MAN-TO-MAN. 315 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,939 WELL... 316 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:26,109 I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. 317 00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:28,027 AND THANK YOU FOR BEING HONEST. 318 00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:29,445 THAT TOOK A LOT OF COURAGE, 319 00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:32,115 DIDN'T IT, BOB? 320 00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:35,910 I'M GOIN' TO BED. 321 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,081 SO... 322 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,417 HOW WAS IT? 323 00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:45,294 OH, GOD! 324 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,265 BOY, OH, BOY. 325 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:58,641 I TELL YA, ERIC. 326 00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:01,102 YOU TAKE THE CAKE! 327 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:04,439 AW, MAN, THERE'S CAKE? 328 00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:07,025 THERE'S NO CAKE. 329 00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:08,317 WE'RE ALL STARVING TO DEATH, 330 00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:10,361 AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. 331 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,238 YOU BROKE YOUR MOTHER'S HEART! 332 00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:13,698 SHE'S UP THERE CRYING 333 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,992 ABOUT HOW YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP 334 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,661 AND YOU DON'T NEED HER ANYMORE. 335 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,455 WELL, THAT... 336 00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:22,290 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 337 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,791 I KNOW THAT. 338 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:27,545 YOU'RE A HELPLESS IDIOT! 339 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,339 HUH. OKAY. 340 00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:32,091 I... I COULD PRETEND TO NEED HELP 341 00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:33,468 WITH MY HOMEWORK. 342 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:37,722 OH, NO, NO ONE GIVES A CRAP ABOUT THAT. 343 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,807 OKAY. OH! I COULD PRETEND TO BE SICK! 344 00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:42,143 OH, THAT... 345 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,479 WAIT A MINUTE. THAT MIGHT WORK. 346 00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:45,980 SHE MOTHERED THE HECK OUTTA YOU WHEN YOU 347 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,482 BROKE YOUR LEG THAT TIME. 348 00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:49,567 RIGHT. I COULD SAY I HAVE A FEVER. 349 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,110 OR BETTER YET, WE COULD GO OUT TO THE GARAGE, 350 00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:55,782 I HIT YA IN THE ELBOW WITH A BASEBALL BAT. 351 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,454 I'M GONNA STICK WITH THE FEVER. 352 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,206 YOU WANNA GO THROUGH LIFE DOING EVERYTHING HALF-ASSED, 353 00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:06,667 THAT'S YOUR DECISION, SON. 354 00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,128 OKAY! HA HA HA. 355 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:11,380 THEY SAID THEY'D WAIT OUT FRONT. 356 00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:14,175 HERE WE GO! COLD BEER AND HOT BABES! 357 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,803 OR VICE VERSA. 358 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:19,097 HEY, GUYS, 359 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:22,725 DID WE GET A YES OR A NO ON THE FAT QUESTION? 360 00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:38,241 OH, GOODY. THEY'RE NOT FAT. THEY'RE JUST OLD. 361 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,827 IF YOUR VOICE IS HOT, 362 00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,411 THEN YOU SHOULD BE HOT! 363 00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:44,664 THOSE ARE THE RULES! 364 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:47,166 DAMN OLD LADIES WITH HOT VOICES. 365 00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:48,960 LET'S GO. 366 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,212 NO, NO, NO. I'M STAYING. YOU TWO ARE SHALLOW. 367 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,547 I'M NOT SHALLOW, FEZ. 368 00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:56,843 I JUST JUDGE CHICKS ON THEIR LOOKS. 369 00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:58,610 SUIT YOURSELF. BUT SOMETIMES THE OLD ONES 370 00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:02,140 ARE SUPER GRATEFUL. 371 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:03,850 YEAH. OKAY, FEZ, 372 00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:06,352 BUT IF YOU WIND UP IN SOME CAR FEELIN' UP JUNE CLEAVER, 373 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,856 DON'T COME CRYING TO ME! YEAH! 374 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,408 HELLO, MY LOVELIES. 375 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:21,909 I AM JULIE. 376 00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:24,453 WHICH ONE OF YOU IS HOT TO TROT? 377 00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:25,663 JULIE? 378 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,039 YES? 379 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:28,958 HEY! YOU MADE IT! I'M HOT TO TROT. 380 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,293 I'M FOXY LADY. 381 00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:33,296 AND I'M NICE AND EASY. 382 00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:35,381 YOU'RE NOT FAT... 383 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,258 OR... OLD AT ALL! 384 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:40,219 OF COURSE NOT. WE'RE GYMNASTS. 385 00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:45,892 DEAR PENTHOUSE... 386 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,482 [COUGH COUGH] 387 00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,485 I'M REALLY SICK. 388 00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:59,155 MOMMY. 389 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:02,867 AND... I DON'T HAVE ANYONE TO TAKE CARE OF ME. 390 00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:09,081 WELL, YOU DO FEEL A LITTLE WARM. 391 00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:11,375 RIGHT. 'CAUSE I'M SICK. 392 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,545 OR YOU STUCK A HOT TOWEL ON YOUR HEAD, ERIC. 393 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,673 FINE. I'M NOT SICK. I JUST... 394 00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:19,592 I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO BE MAD ANYMORE, MOM. 395 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,260 OH, HONEY, I'M NOT MAD. 396 00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:23,304 I'M JUST... 397 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:28,142 HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY DEPRESSED. 398 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:30,853 LOOK... 399 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,564 MOM, I'M NOT ALL GROWN UP, AND I DO STILL NEED YOU FOR STUFF. 400 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,066 OH, YOU DO NOT. 401 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,817 SURE, I DO. 402 00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:39,403 REALLY? FOR WHAT? LIST IT. 403 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:42,240 I NEED YOU TO LOVE ME... 404 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:49,664 I NEED YOU TO... 405 00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:50,831 I REALLY NEED YOU TO GET OUT OF BED, 406 00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,251 'CAUSE DAD'S BEEN MAKING MY LIFE EXTRA MISERABLE! 407 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:56,712 WELL, OKAY, THAT ONE I BUY. 408 00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,215 SO... ARE WE OKAY NOW? 409 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:00,549 OH, HONEY, 410 00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:03,344 NO! 411 00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,763 WELL, I'M SORRY, I JUST... I DON'T LIKE YOU GROWING UP, 412 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,349 AND I DON'T LIKE IT, AND I'M NOT GONNA. 413 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,059 BUT I... 414 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:13,896 I GUESS IT'S JUST SOMETHING I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET USED TO. 415 00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:16,565 YOU KNOW WHAT, MOM? 416 00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:18,651 I'M ALWAYS GONNA NEED YOU. 417 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:21,654 BECAUSE CHANCES ARE... 418 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:26,200 DAD'S GONNA BE RIDING MY ASS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! 419 00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:29,578 YEAH. 420 00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:32,206 YOU REALLY DO RUB HIM THE WRONG WAY, HONEY. 421 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:37,128 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 422 00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:41,632 HOW YOU DOIN'? THAT'S A REALLY NICE ROBE. 423 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,677 UH... lT THAT REAL VELOUR? 424 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:54,812 HEY... THOSE GAS PRICES ARE, LIKE, ARRRHH... RIGHT?! 425 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,606 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 426 00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:59,191 IT'S A SHAME ABOUT ELVIS. 427 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:01,152 TOO SOON. 428 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,195 SO... 429 00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:05,823 YOUNG.