1 00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:04,878 [MUSIC] 2 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:06,797 OH, HEY, 3 00:00:06,965 --> 00:00:08,365 YOU GUYS, GUESS WHAT PART OF MY BODY 4 00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:13,470 I NICKNAMED PINK FLOYD? 5 00:00:13,638 --> 00:00:16,140 SHUT UP. 6 00:00:16,307 --> 00:00:18,308 WELL, JACKIE THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE. 7 00:00:18,476 --> 00:00:20,602 WELL, JACKIE'S NOT HERE ANYMORE. 8 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:22,170 I WAS OVER AT JACKIE'S THIS MORNING. 9 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:24,940 SHE IS SO DOWN. IT'S REALLY DEPRESSING. 10 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:27,443 SHE'S TAKING THE BREAKUP PRETTY HARD, HUH? 11 00:00:27,610 --> 00:00:29,945 COOL. 12 00:00:30,655 --> 00:00:32,573 SHUT UP, MAN. YOU CRIED LIKE A BABY. 13 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:35,409 WHOA, I DID NOT CRY. 14 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:37,911 I HAD SOMETHING IN MY EYE. 15 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:40,247 FOR A WEEK? 16 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:43,500 I HAVE ALLERGIES, ALL RIGHT? 17 00:00:43,668 --> 00:00:46,295 IS IT SO WRONG TO FEEL? 18 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:51,925 ANYWAY, JACKIE'S, LIKE, IN REALLY BAD SHAPE. 19 00:00:52,093 --> 00:00:53,594 SO, KELSO, NOW THAT YOU AND JACKIE 20 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:56,430 ARE NO LONGER AN ITEM... 21 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:59,892 UM, I CAN ASK HER OUT, RIGHT? 22 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:01,810 WHAT? NO. 23 00:01:01,978 --> 00:01:03,771 SINCE WHEN DO YOU LIKE JACKIE? 24 00:01:03,938 --> 00:01:05,658 YEAH, FEZ, I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 25 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,357 YEAH, FEZ MAN, THAT'S A BAD IDEA. 26 00:01:07,525 --> 00:01:09,026 JACKIE'S ON THE REBOUND RIGHT NOW. 27 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:10,277 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE HER A BREAK? 28 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:11,612 WHAT? 29 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:13,947 SINCE WHEN DO YOU LIKE JACKIE? 30 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:18,535 ALL RIGHT, DOES EVERYBODY HERE NOW LIKE JACKIE? 31 00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:21,330 I STILL DON'T. 32 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:24,124 WELL, THANK YOU, ERIC. 33 00:01:24,292 --> 00:01:26,012 FEZ, HYDE'S JUST SAYING THAT JACKIE'S REALLY 34 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:27,586 VULNERABLE RIGHT NOW. 35 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:30,130 YES, SO I MUST MOVE FAST 36 00:01:30,298 --> 00:01:34,051 BEFORE SHE GETS HER SELF-ESTEEM BACK. 37 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:36,637 YEAH, YOU CAN'T BLAME HER FOR BEING DOWN. 38 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:38,555 AFTER ALL, I DID DUMP HER. 39 00:01:38,723 --> 00:01:40,933 ACTUALLY, SHE DUMPED YOU. 40 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:44,269 HEY, I DON'T LIKE TO GET INTO SPECIFICS. 41 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:48,607 OH, GO TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAIN. 42 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:51,902 NOTHING WILL STOP ME FROM ASKING JACKIE ON A DATE. 43 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:55,114 NOT EVEN NINJAS. 44 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:13,757 STAND BACK. 45 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:16,844 I WANT JACKIE, AND NO ONE WILL STOP ME. 46 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:18,345 YOU CANNOT HAVE JACKIE. 47 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:20,313 I WILL DISABLE YOU WITH MY CAT-LIKE SWIFTNESS. 48 00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:21,598 OH, YEAH? 49 00:02:21,766 --> 00:02:22,975 YEAH. 50 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,309 OH, YEAH? 51 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:26,353 YEAH. 52 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:28,564 OH. 53 00:02:28,731 --> 00:02:30,691 HIYAA! 54 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:25,579 FEZ. 55 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:26,830 WHAT? 56 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:28,749 GO AHEAD, FEZ. ASK JACKIE OUT. 57 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,277 SHE WON'T GO 'CAUSE YOU'RE FOREIGN, 58 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:34,421 BUT GO AHEAD AND ASK. 59 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:37,591 YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I WILL. 60 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:41,094 HIYAA. 61 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:47,559 ♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪ 62 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:51,104 ♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪ 63 00:03:51,272 --> 00:03:54,858 ♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪ 64 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:58,195 ♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪ 65 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:02,074 ♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪ 66 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:05,702 ♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪ 67 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:10,207 ♪ WE'RE ALL ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ WE'RE ALL ALL RIGHT ♪ 68 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,709 HELLO, WISCONSIN! 69 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:21,802 NO, LAURIE, I AM NOT GIVING YOU $15 70 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:25,013 FOR NEW HOT ROLLERS. 71 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:28,517 STRAIGHT HAIR IS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. 72 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:31,645 ACTUALLY, MOM, LAURIE'S WORLD IS A LOT SMALLER 73 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:34,940 AND MUCH MORE SHALLOW THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON'S. 74 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:40,946 COME ON, MOM. CURLS ARE IMPORTANT FOR MY SELF-ESTEEM. 75 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:42,781 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE 76 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,074 MIGHT BE GOOD FOR YOUR SELF-ESTEEM? 77 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:48,245 NOT BEING THE VILLAGE WHORE. 78 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:51,498 ARE YOU TRYING TO START SOMETHING WITH ME, LITTLE BOY? 79 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:53,166 BECAUSE WHILE YOU HAVE TO GO TO WORK, 80 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:54,534 ALL I HAVE TO DO IS SIT AROUND 81 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:56,837 AND THINK UP WAYS TO HURT YOU. 82 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:58,171 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 83 00:04:58,339 --> 00:05:01,383 AS VILLAGE WHORE, I'D THINK YOUR DAY'S ALL FULL UP. 84 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,010 SHUT UP! 85 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,428 HA! I WIN. 86 00:05:04,595 --> 00:05:07,014 YOU'RE BOTH WRONG, SO CAN IT. 87 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:09,975 YOU'RE DEAD. 88 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,227 OOH, I'M... I'M SO SCARED. 89 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:14,146 KITTY... 90 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,605 YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE, UH, 91 00:05:15,773 --> 00:05:17,190 FRENCH RESTAURANT DOWNTOWN? 92 00:05:17,358 --> 00:05:19,609 FRENCHIE'S? 93 00:05:19,777 --> 00:05:21,278 THE ONE AND ONLY. 94 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:23,447 I MADE RESERVATIONS FOR TONIGHT. 95 00:05:23,614 --> 00:05:26,199 FORMAN, PARTY OF TWO. 96 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:30,954 WELL, NOW, THIS IS SO SPONTANEOUS OF YOU, RED. 97 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:36,501 YOU HAVEN'T BEEN READING MY COSMO, HAVE YOU? 98 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,420 COME ON, KITTY, WE'LL GET ALL DRESSED UP. 99 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:40,297 YOU CAN EVEN WEAR MY MOTHER'S NECKLACE. 100 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,341 OH... 101 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:45,427 THE NECKLACE, YAY. 102 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:48,805 COME ON, ERIC, WE'RE GONNA BE LATE. 103 00:05:48,973 --> 00:05:50,098 BYE, MOM. 104 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:52,267 BYE, HONEY. 105 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:56,313 OH, THIS IS AWFUL. 106 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:58,440 COME ON, MOM. FRENCH FOOD'S NOT THAT BAD. 107 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:00,067 JUST ORDER POMMES FRITES. 108 00:06:00,234 --> 00:06:02,235 THEY'RE FRENCH FRIES, YOU KNOW? 109 00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:05,238 NO, HONEY, THE NECKLACE. I DON'T HAVE IT ANYMORE. 110 00:06:05,406 --> 00:06:07,824 REALLY? WHAT'D YOU DO WITH IT? 111 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:10,827 NOTHING. 112 00:06:10,995 --> 00:06:13,246 I SAID NOTHING. 113 00:06:13,414 --> 00:06:16,124 MOM, DID YOU GAMBLE THE NECKLACE AWAY? 114 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:18,549 OKAY, STOP IT, LAURIE. I'LL MAKE YOU GET A JOB. 115 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:21,797 BYE. 116 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:24,049 [THINKING] OKAY, FEZ. 117 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,843 ASKING JACKIE OUT IS A BIG OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU. 118 00:06:27,011 --> 00:06:29,429 AND IF SHE SAYS NO, DON'T CRY. 119 00:06:30,264 --> 00:06:32,432 JUST BE WITTY AND POLITE. 120 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,101 STICK TO THE SCRIPT. 121 00:06:34,268 --> 00:06:35,811 AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, 122 00:06:35,978 --> 00:06:39,564 SPEAK SLOWLY AND ENUNCIATE. 123 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:51,701 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 124 00:06:51,869 --> 00:06:53,286 HELLO. 125 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:55,080 HELLO, JACKIE, HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY? 126 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:58,875 I AM FINE. NICE WEATHER LATELY, HUH? 127 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:03,046 WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT TO DINNER WITH ME TONIGHT? 128 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:04,840 OKAY. 129 00:07:05,007 --> 00:07:07,342 WAIT, WHO IS THIS? 130 00:07:08,469 --> 00:07:10,053 IT'S ME, FEZ. 131 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:11,304 OH. 132 00:07:11,472 --> 00:07:13,890 OKAY. 133 00:07:14,058 --> 00:07:15,578 I JUST THOUGHT THAT SINCE YOU AND KELSO 134 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:16,852 ARE NO LONGER DATING... 135 00:07:17,019 --> 00:07:18,520 HOW IS MICHAEL DOING? 136 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:20,689 UH, FINE, I GUESS. 137 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:25,777 ACTUALLY, HE SEEMS DUMBER. 138 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:27,529 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT'S GREAT. 139 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:29,656 'CAUSE I'M DOING FINE, TOO. 140 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:31,741 JUST FINE. 141 00:07:31,909 --> 00:07:35,745 WELL, IF YOU ARE FINE, THEN I'M DANDY. 142 00:07:35,913 --> 00:07:39,875 YOU... YOU AND ME, FINE AND DANDY. 143 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:45,255 DID YOU HANG UP? 144 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:46,840 NO. 145 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:48,091 PICK YOU UP AT 8:00? 146 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:49,259 FINE. 147 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:51,344 DANDY. 148 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:56,641 OKAY. 149 00:07:56,809 --> 00:07:58,768 I'M ALL READY, SO LET'S GO. 150 00:07:58,936 --> 00:08:01,146 WOW, YOU LOOK GREAT. 151 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,648 AND YOU LOOK SHARP YOURSELF, SO LET'S GO. 152 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:07,486 HEY, WEREN'T YOU GOING TO WEAR MY MOTHER'S NECKLACE? 153 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:09,154 HERE IT IS. 154 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,363 DOESN'T IT LOOK NICE? 155 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:11,811 I TUCK IT IN SO I WON'T LOSE IT. 156 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:13,283 SO, LET'S HIT THE ROAD. 157 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:14,868 WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT DIDN'T REALLY 158 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:16,436 LOOK LIKE THE ONE THAT SHE GAVE YOU. 159 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:17,496 WELL, SURE IT DOES. 160 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:20,123 IT LOOKS JUST LIKE IT BECAUSE IT IS IT. 161 00:08:20,791 --> 00:08:22,000 NOW LOOK WHO'S GETTING OLD. 162 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,336 DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT NECKLACE HIS MOTHER GAVE ME. 163 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,588 SO, LET'S MOVE IT OUT. 164 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:38,850 BOY, LAURIE, YOU REALLY LIKED THAT HOT DOG. 165 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:42,604 YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHEW IT. 166 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:50,737 OH, HEY, HYDE, 167 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:52,155 FATHER'S DAY IS COMING UP. 168 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:55,825 SHOULDN'T YOU PRACTICE SAYING HI, ARE YOU MY DADDY? 169 00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:58,827 OH, BY THE WAY, LAURIE, THE SURGEON GENERAL CALLED. 170 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:01,748 HE WANTED YOU TO STOP HOARDING ALL THE PENICILLIN. 171 00:09:03,459 --> 00:09:04,918 YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE IN PRISON, 172 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:07,379 YOUR BAD TABLE MANNERS WILL PROBABLY JUST BE A TURN-ON 173 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,340 FOR SOME GUY NAMED TANK. 174 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,342 OH, WELL, MAYBE WHEN YOU'RE THERE FOR A CONJUGAL VISIT, 175 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:15,512 YOU CAN ASK HIM TO TAKE IT EASY ON ME. 176 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:19,933 OH, YEAH, WELL... 177 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:22,310 NICE HAIR. 178 00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:24,187 OH, LAURIE. 179 00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:27,107 ARE YOU ALL OUT OF PUT-DOWNS? 180 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:29,442 YEAH, I GUESS I'M HAVING AN OFF DAY. 181 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:31,027 EVEN ERIC BURNED ME. 182 00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:32,279 ERIC BURNED YOU? 183 00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:34,614 YOU ARE TOTALLY LAME. 184 00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:37,993 I KNOW, ISN'T THAT PATHETIC? ERIC. 185 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:39,869 WHAT ABOUT ME? 186 00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:43,373 SPEAKING OF THE SPINDLY-ARMED DEVIL. 187 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:44,749 WHAT'S SO PATHETIC? 188 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:46,084 NOTHING. 189 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:49,713 AT LEAST NOTHING WE CAN SHARE WITH YOU, GOMER. 190 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:52,382 OH, YEAH, WELL... 191 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,759 NICE HAIR. 192 00:09:58,806 --> 00:10:01,099 WHAT? 193 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:06,521 SO, JACKIE, HOW'S YOUR VERY EXPENSIVE DINNER? 194 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:08,982 MMM. 195 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:10,191 IT'S GREAT. 196 00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:11,693 AND I'M NOT REPLACING MICHAEL WITH FOOD. 197 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:14,487 ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT? 198 00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:17,699 OH, THAT'S OKAY. 199 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:20,744 YOU KNOW THIS RESTAURANT IS VERY WELL KNOWN 200 00:10:20,911 --> 00:10:23,163 FOR THEIR VERY EXPENSIVE DINNERS, 201 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:24,873 BUT FOR YOU IT'S... 202 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,042 PASS THE BUTTER. 203 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:29,628 AH, THE BUTTER. 204 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:32,005 THAT REMINDS ME OF AN AMUSING ANECDOTE. 205 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:34,382 UM... 206 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:38,771 WELL, THE OTHER DAY, I WAS IN THE BASEMENT... 207 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:41,389 WAS MICHAEL THERE? 208 00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:43,016 YES, ANYWAYS... 209 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:44,726 HE IS SUCH A JERK. 210 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:48,438 YES, ANYWAYS, BACK TO MY AMUSING ANECDOTE. 211 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:50,690 WELL, THE OTHER DAY, I WAS TYING MY SHOE... 212 00:10:50,858 --> 00:10:53,109 MMM, ASK FIRST! 213 00:10:56,989 --> 00:11:00,325 FEZ, I AM SO GLAD I CAME OUT WITH YOU TONIGHT. 214 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,369 REALLY? 215 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:05,413 I WAS STARVING. 216 00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:27,227 SO, WHAT HAPPENED? 217 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:28,812 DID YOU KISS HER? 218 00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:31,815 'CAUSE I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU KISSED HER. 219 00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:34,609 OH, NO, I DIDN'T WANT TO KISS HER. 220 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:39,781 I WANTED TO GIVE HER A NAPKIN. 221 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,075 THERE WAS NOT A MOMENT WHEN SHE DID NOT HAVE 222 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:44,494 A FACE FULL OF FOOD. 223 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:47,288 I WAS DISGUSTED. 224 00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:49,165 REALLY? 225 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,626 HEY, ALL IS FORGIVEN, BUDDY. 226 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,004 OKAY, FINE, HYDE. 227 00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:57,674 YOU DON'T WANT TO TELL ME WHAT LAURIE SAID ABOUT ME? 228 00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,801 I'M FINE WITH THAT. 229 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,178 I'M TELLING YOU, MAN. SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 230 00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:03,763 UH-HUH. 231 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:05,348 RIGHT. 232 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:08,226 BECAUSE, I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT LAURIE'S KNOWN FOR. 233 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:11,354 NOT SAYING BITCHY THINGS. 234 00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:15,066 HEY, HYDE. WHAT DID LAURIE SAY ABOUT ERIC? 235 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:17,360 I'LL TELL YOU LATER, MAN. IT'S SO BAD. 236 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:20,405 FUNNY, BUT BAD. 237 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,198 OKAY, YOU GOT NOTHING. 238 00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:24,951 HUH? YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, I GOT NOTHING. 239 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:31,124 OKAY, FINE. I DON'T CARE. 240 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:34,002 SHE TOLD YOU ABOUT SUMMER CAMP, RIGHT? 241 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,462 FINE. 242 00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:38,506 THEY CALLED ME DR. PEE PEE. 243 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:42,469 I COULDN'T SLEEP ON THE TOP BUNK 244 00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:44,971 AND I WAS 10, SO... 245 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:48,099 YOU KNOW, WHO CARES, I'M DR. PEE PEE. I'M... 246 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:58,102 DR. PEE PEE. 247 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:08,244 YOU ARE SO DR. PEE PEE. 248 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,498 OH, REALLY. 249 00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:14,918 BIG CHIEF BROWN BOTTOM. 250 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,466 I'M SORRY. SORRY, MAN, SORRY. 251 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,511 JUST... EVERYONE SHUT UP. 252 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:29,849 HEY, HOW WAS DINNER? 253 00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:31,100 FINE. 254 00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:32,560 EXCEPT YOUR FATHER WOULDN'T SHUT UP ABOUT 255 00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:33,853 THAT STUPID NECKLACE. 256 00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:36,231 LOOK, KITTY, OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S GOING ON HERE. 257 00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:38,858 SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL ME WHAT IT IS? 258 00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:40,235 DID YOU LOSE IT? 259 00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:41,528 NO. 260 00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:43,196 DID YOU LEND IT TO SOMEBODY? 261 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,656 NO. 262 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,032 THEN WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? 263 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:46,825 I HAWKED IT, OKAY? 264 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:50,495 I HAWKED IT, I PAWNED IT, I HAWKED IT. 265 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:56,334 YOU PAWNED MY DEAD MOTHER'S NECKLACE? 266 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,088 YES. 267 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,715 AND I'M NOT SORRY 'CAUSE WE GOT GROCERIES FOR IT. 268 00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,133 SO, I'M NOT SORRY. 269 00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:06,928 I'M NOT SORRY, AND I DON'T FEEL BAD. 270 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:15,144 OH, ERIC, I FEEL SO BAD. 271 00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:18,648 MOM, YOU FEEL BAD? 272 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:22,235 LAURIE TOLD EVERYONE ABOUT DR. PEE PEE. 273 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,488 OH, HONEY, THAT'S NOT SO BAD. 274 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:28,032 THAT'S CUTE. 275 00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:30,827 OH, PLEASE, I HAVE TOLD THAT STORY TO SO MANY... 276 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:33,705 MOM! 277 00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:39,127 I DIDN'T TELL THAT STORY TO ANYBODY. 278 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:48,011 SO, THEN, AFTER I FINISHED PUTTING ALL MY PICTURES 279 00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:50,138 OF MICHAEL IN MY SPECIAL MICHAEL BOX, 280 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:53,516 I REALIZED THAT I'M SO TOTALLY OVER HIM. 281 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,644 YOU LIAR. 282 00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:58,396 LOOK AT YOURSELF. 283 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,648 IF YOU KEEP STUFFING YOUR FACE LIKE THIS, YOU'RE GONNA GET... 284 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:04,110 DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT, YOU BITCH. 285 00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:07,196 FAT. 286 00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:11,576 NO. 287 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,209 YEP, I'VE ALMOST FINISHED MY FIFTH PIE, 288 00:15:20,377 --> 00:15:23,254 AND I'M STILL COMPLETELY OVER MICHAEL. 289 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:24,881 DON'T. 290 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,466 STOP. 291 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,009 WAIT. 292 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,510 MMM. 293 00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:32,305 BLUEBERRY. 294 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,183 HMM. 295 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:38,353 I'M FEELING KIND OF WEIRD. 296 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:44,359 OH, NO, WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME? 297 00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:54,619 OH, MY GOD. OH, GOODNESS. 298 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,705 OH, GRACIOUS, OH, MY! 299 00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,959 NO MORE PIE FOR YOU. 300 00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:05,672 OKAY, LET'S GO, JACKIE. 301 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,926 NO! AAH! UNH! 302 00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:14,097 SURE. 303 00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:16,766 SUCK IT IN, JACKIE. 304 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,477 OH, MY GOD, DONNA, I'M SCARED. 305 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,187 I HAVE TO CONTROL MYSELF. 306 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:24,565 OKAY, WELL, THEN LET'S START BY YOU HANDING DONNA THE JERKY. 307 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:27,777 BACK OFF, YOU AMAZON. 308 00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:31,030 LOOK, I JUST NEED MORE TIME. 309 00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:32,740 OKAY, YOU SLAPPING MY HAND 310 00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:33,908 WHEN I TRIED TO TAKE YOUR JERKY 311 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,327 IS SOMETHING A FAT GIRL WOULD DO. 312 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,746 OH! 313 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:44,877 OKAY, LAURIE? I KNOW WHAT YOU TOLD HYDE. 314 00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:46,754 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, LOSER? 315 00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:49,257 THE CAMP STORY, DR. PEE PEE. YOU'RE DEAD. 316 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,384 WHAT'S GOING ON? 317 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,678 SHH, PRETEND IT'S TV. 318 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,263 OKAY. 319 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:56,472 WELL, I KNOW SOME PRETTY HORRIBLE THINGS 320 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,224 ABOUT YOU, TOO, LITTLE LADY. 321 00:16:58,392 --> 00:16:59,642 FELLAS... 322 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,854 LAURIE HERE WAXES HER LIPS, LEGS, EYEBROWS, 323 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,149 TOES, AND SHOULDER BLADES. 324 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:08,860 IN THE FIFTH GRADE, 325 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,820 ERIC SENT AWAY FOR THE CHARLES ATLAS KIT 326 00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,906 'CAUSE A GIRL KICKED SAND IN HIS FACE. 327 00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:17,869 YOU STUFFED IN HIGH SCHOOL. SO DID YOU. 328 00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:22,373 LAST YEAR LAURIE USED ALL OF HER BIRTHDAY MONEY 329 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:25,168 TO BUY A BACK MASSAGER. 330 00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:28,546 WHICH ISN'T FOOLING ANYONE, BY THE WAY. 331 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,300 WELL... 332 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,188 THAT'S NOT AS BAD AS WHEN I WALKED IN ON YOU 333 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:37,221 IN BED WITH YOUR DOROTHY HAMILL POSTER, AND YOU WERE ALL... 334 00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,724 LAURIE WAS BORN WITH A TAIL! 335 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,851 WHAT? AHH! 336 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:45,104 YEAH, LAURIE WAS BORN WITH A TAIL! 337 00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,900 I HATE YOU! 338 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,707 IT'S TRUE. 339 00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:12,965 OKAY, RED. 340 00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:15,551 I'M VERY SORRY I PAWNED THAT NECKLACE. 341 00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:17,136 THAT'S OKAY. 342 00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:19,097 I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT, AND IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 343 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:23,142 LET'S JUST LET BYGONES BE BYGONES. 344 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,937 WHAT DO YOU SAY, PRETTY LADY? 345 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,028 WHAT'D YOU DO? 346 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:37,365 A FEW MONTHS AGO, I PAWNED THE POCKETWATCH YOUR DAD GAVE ME. 347 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:38,866 SO WE'RE EVEN. 348 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,409 LET'S JUST GET ON WITH OUR LIVES. 349 00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:42,578 OH, RED, HOW COULD YOU? 350 00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,872 WELL, KITTY... 351 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,834 WHO THE HELL NEEDS A DAMN POCKETWATCH? 352 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,377 WHAT TIME IS IT? 353 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:52,004 I DON'T KNOW. I'LL CHECK MY POCKET. 354 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,881 SEE WHAT I MEAN? THAT'S JUST STUPID. 355 00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,299 OH, RED. 356 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:58,469 AND I PAWNED THE LAWN MOWER AND ERIC'S OLD PHONOGRAPH PLAYER 357 00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:01,305 AND... SNOW BLOWER. 358 00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,599 WE HAD A SNOW BLOWER? 359 00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:06,769 ACTUALLY, IT WAS BOB'S. 360 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,565 WELL, WHY'D YOU GET SO MAD AT ME? 361 00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:12,441 I GOT MAD AT MYSELF. 362 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:15,194 LOOK, IT'S THE MAN'S JOB TO SUPPORT THE FAMILY. 363 00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:17,864 AND IF HE CAN'T DO THAT, IT'S THE MAN'S JOB 364 00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:22,160 TO PAWN THE THINGS TO FEED THE FAMILY THAT HE CAN'T SUPPORT! 365 00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:29,625 OKAY. 366 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:41,179 YOU KNOW, BOB'S BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT SNOW BLOWER. 367 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,890 YEAH, I KNOW, KITTY. 368 00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:46,475 AND BELIEVE YOU ME... 369 00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:50,521 I'M RUNNING OUT OF STORIES. 370 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:56,819 SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS I SLEPT WITH THE DEVIL? 371 00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:02,074 EXACTLY. 372 00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:07,413 SHE TOLD ME IT WAS A BIRTHMARK. 373 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,290 IT IS A BIRTHMARK. 374 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,585 FROM WHERE THEY CUT OFF HER TAIL AT BIRTH. 375 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,256 GUYS, I'M ACTUALLY STARTING TO FEEL A LITTLE BAD ABOUT THIS. 376 00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:20,051 YEAH. IT IS NOT RIGHT TO REVEAL OTHER PEOPLE'S SECRETS. 377 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,387 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO AGREE WITH DR. PEE PEE ON THIS ONE. 378 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,893 HELLO, BOYS. 379 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,811 AND HOW ARE YOU, MICHAEL? 380 00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:32,230 WELL, NOT SO GOOD. 381 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,565 I JUST GOT SOME VERY DISTURBING NEWS. 382 00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:37,735 WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE VERY UNHAPPY. 383 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,403 FEZ, CAN I TALK TO YOU? 384 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,822 YES. 385 00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:46,118 OKAY, FEZ, I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU FOR LAST NIGHT. 386 00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:48,412 I KNOW I WASN'T MY SUPERCUTE SELF. 387 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,915 AND I'M SORRY. 388 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,334 BUT YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD FRIEND. 389 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,461 BUT, JACKIE, I WAS HOPING PERHAPS WE COULD BE 390 00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,797 MORE THAN FRIENDS. 391 00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:01,425 WELL, HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL, FEZ. 392 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:04,553 HOW ABOUT IF YOU JUST KEEP WORSHIPPING ME FROM AFAR... 393 00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:06,889 AND STAY AVAILABLE. 394 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,725 JUST IN CASE. 395 00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:12,853 YOU WOULD DO THAT FOR ME? 396 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:16,816 THAT'S A SWEET DEAL. 397 00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:18,734 SHOULD WE KISS ON IT? 398 00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:21,070 SURE. 399 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,865 BYE. 400 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,451 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. YOU'RE DEAD! 401 00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:30,621 HIYAAA! 402 00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:52,893 SWEET DREAMS, DR. PEE PEE. 403 00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:05,114 OH, YEAH.