1 00:00:04,329 --> 00:00:06,714 Oh, don't put Batman in the clam of death, Riddler. 2 00:00:06,756 --> 00:00:08,765 That's just gonna make him mad. 3 00:00:09,936 --> 00:00:11,945 God, you're stupid. 4 00:00:13,493 --> 00:00:16,758 Fez, for the last time, the Riddler can't hear you. 5 00:00:18,180 --> 00:00:20,691 Riddle me this, Riddler. 6 00:00:20,775 --> 00:00:22,784 When Batman escapes from the clam of death... 7 00:00:22,825 --> 00:00:25,629 who will kick your riddle-telling ass in? 8 00:00:27,219 --> 00:00:29,228 Hey, Fez. Riddle me this. 9 00:00:32,701 --> 00:00:34,710 Then riddle me this. 10 00:00:41,573 --> 00:00:44,293 Oh, but, Fez, only if you riddle me this. 11 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:47,222 Ow! 12 00:00:47,264 --> 00:00:49,566 Riddle me this, you son of a bitch! 13 00:00:55,173 --> 00:00:58,647 - Oh, my God! Guess what! - Stop! Fez! 14 00:00:58,730 --> 00:01:01,158 This could be important! 15 00:01:05,593 --> 00:01:09,109 You guys, the Roller Disco Doo-dah is coming to Kenosha next Friday! 16 00:01:09,192 --> 00:01:12,038 Oh, my God! Guess what! 17 00:01:14,381 --> 00:01:19,194 See, now, that's the kind of thing the judges really frown upon during competition, Steven. 18 00:01:19,236 --> 00:01:21,579 Excuse me? 19 00:01:21,663 --> 00:01:23,630 We're gonna be partners! 20 00:01:26,768 --> 00:01:29,237 Skating partners. 21 00:01:29,279 --> 00:01:33,757 Hey, how about instead, you hit me in the face with a wrench, and I black out? 22 00:01:35,179 --> 00:01:37,439 Steven... 23 00:01:37,523 --> 00:01:40,703 this is not just a last chance at roller disco. 24 00:01:40,787 --> 00:01:43,382 It's a last chance at love... 25 00:01:44,511 --> 00:01:47,148 our love. 26 00:01:47,231 --> 00:01:50,663 Now, will you or will you not skate with me? 27 00:01:50,705 --> 00:01:52,672 I would, Jackie... 28 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:56,061 but seeing you there in your cute little skating outfit... 29 00:01:56,145 --> 00:01:59,116 with all your tassels and sequins... 30 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:01,460 I might be tempted to... 31 00:02:01,543 --> 00:02:03,594 push you down a flight of stairs. 32 00:02:05,770 --> 00:02:07,779 All right. 33 00:02:07,862 --> 00:02:12,047 Jackie, what do you say... you and me, roller disco? 34 00:02:12,131 --> 00:02:15,688 I mean, we used to have some good moves, you know, like, when we did it... 35 00:02:15,771 --> 00:02:19,621 so it would be like that... 36 00:02:19,663 --> 00:02:23,764 except for with lights and skates. 37 00:02:23,848 --> 00:02:28,158 Okay. Um, first of all, you make me sick. Okay? 38 00:02:28,242 --> 00:02:30,334 Second, you're lame, and you make me sick. 39 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:32,761 Third, you make me sick, and any one of these guys... 40 00:02:32,845 --> 00:02:35,230 would be a better partner than you, even Fez. 41 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:39,834 Really? Then I am in. 42 00:02:43,516 --> 00:02:46,571 Um, no, I didn't really mean it, Fez. 43 00:02:46,613 --> 00:02:48,622 Oh, then I am out. 44 00:02:51,802 --> 00:02:53,811 Damn it. Let me in. 45 00:03:34,361 --> 00:03:39,215 So, who will Jackie choose as her roller disco partner? 46 00:03:39,299 --> 00:03:42,102 Who, who, who? 47 00:03:42,186 --> 00:03:44,362 No freakin' way. 48 00:03:46,329 --> 00:03:48,505 Hmm, how very sad. 49 00:03:48,589 --> 00:03:50,556 No one to disco with. 50 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:56,038 Now, where did I leave my potato chips? 51 00:03:56,121 --> 00:03:58,841 Oh, there they are. 52 00:04:12,567 --> 00:04:15,204 Look at that. 53 00:04:15,287 --> 00:04:18,342 I left my soda back in the other side of the room! 54 00:04:36,378 --> 00:04:38,931 Refreshing. 55 00:04:40,479 --> 00:04:42,948 God, my arm is sore! 56 00:04:43,995 --> 00:04:46,045 Wow, Fez! 57 00:04:46,129 --> 00:04:49,686 Oh, come on, Jackie! 58 00:04:49,770 --> 00:04:51,946 You're gonna pick him over me? 59 00:04:52,029 --> 00:04:53,996 All right. Watch this. 60 00:05:05,128 --> 00:05:07,973 Jackie, I'm just a roller disco machine... 61 00:05:09,605 --> 00:05:12,576 and I don't work for nobody but you. 62 00:05:17,807 --> 00:05:20,653 Okay. Okay, fine. We'll be partners. 63 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:23,666 But hear me now. I want first prize. 64 00:05:23,708 --> 00:05:26,344 If I lose and some stupid, spoiled rich girl wins... 65 00:05:26,428 --> 00:05:28,981 I'll scream. 66 00:05:29,064 --> 00:05:31,491 I am really hurt! 67 00:05:36,220 --> 00:05:38,689 - Hi, sweetie. How was work? - Oh, pretty good... 68 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:42,079 except for the fact that Dad's getting sued for firing a Price Mart employee. 69 00:05:43,585 --> 00:05:45,636 Okay. Well, good. Have a cupcake. 70 00:05:46,766 --> 00:05:49,151 Mom, did you hear what I said? 71 00:05:49,235 --> 00:05:52,499 Uh-huh, and it's just so very unpleasant, I'm ignoring it. 72 00:05:53,629 --> 00:05:56,935 So, have a cupcake. 73 00:05:57,018 --> 00:05:59,989 Earl is suing Dad for wrongful termination. 74 00:06:00,031 --> 00:06:04,132 Earl? He didn't do his job. He was always late. 75 00:06:04,174 --> 00:06:07,103 He was a complete dumb-ass... 76 00:06:08,694 --> 00:06:11,288 person. 77 00:06:11,372 --> 00:06:13,339 Mom, you said "ass." 78 00:06:15,431 --> 00:06:18,946 Well, now so did you. Give me back the cupcake, foul mouth. 79 00:06:20,202 --> 00:06:22,210 I can't even imagine the mood your father's in. 80 00:06:22,252 --> 00:06:26,228 Actually, he doesn't know yet. I got the news after he left. 81 00:06:26,270 --> 00:06:29,408 God, Dad is gonna freak. I don't know how we're gonna tell him. 82 00:06:29,492 --> 00:06:32,463 - Tell me what? - That, uh... 83 00:06:32,547 --> 00:06:35,141 Mom said the "ass" word. 84 00:06:38,238 --> 00:06:40,163 Well, now... 85 00:06:40,247 --> 00:06:43,050 actually, um... 86 00:06:43,134 --> 00:06:45,310 Red, um... 87 00:06:45,352 --> 00:06:48,658 You know, Mom, I got this one. 88 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:52,843 Okay, uh, everyone here who's not being sued by Earl for wrongful termination... 89 00:06:52,884 --> 00:06:54,893 raise their hand. 90 00:07:00,082 --> 00:07:02,760 I don't get Jackie, man. 91 00:07:02,844 --> 00:07:07,280 I mean, picking Fez over me? Me? 92 00:07:07,322 --> 00:07:10,000 I have the three things that women want. 93 00:07:10,084 --> 00:07:12,762 I'm-I'm hot, and I'm smart. 94 00:07:18,955 --> 00:07:21,759 That's two things, moron. 95 00:07:21,843 --> 00:07:23,893 No, it's three. I count hot twice. 96 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:26,028 I mean, come on. 97 00:07:27,408 --> 00:07:30,882 Kelso, who cares? It's a stupid roller disco thing. 98 00:07:30,966 --> 00:07:33,016 Yeah, I guess you're right. 99 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:35,611 It's silly for me to be jealous. 100 00:07:35,694 --> 00:07:38,163 - You're a good friend, Donna. - Yeah. 101 00:07:38,247 --> 00:07:41,511 'Cause when you think about it, I mean, what does Fez have going for him... 102 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:45,026 except an incredibly sexy accent and an extremely hot body? 103 00:07:47,077 --> 00:07:50,550 Okay. Now you're being a bad friend, Donna. 104 00:07:50,634 --> 00:07:53,563 I mean, come to think of it, if Fez helps Jackie win a roller disco... 105 00:07:53,647 --> 00:07:56,911 she might rip his clothes off and have sex with him right there on the rink. 106 00:07:56,995 --> 00:07:58,961 That's how hot he is. 107 00:08:01,556 --> 00:08:03,606 Bad friend, Donna! Bad! 108 00:08:07,373 --> 00:08:09,381 Oh, look at this guy's complaint. 109 00:08:09,465 --> 00:08:14,026 "Red Forman was habitually ill-tempered." Am I ill-tempered? 110 00:08:16,412 --> 00:08:20,220 No, sir. You're like Mary Poppins. 111 00:08:22,061 --> 00:08:25,409 Okay, honey. Well, it says here you have to go to the labor board. 112 00:08:25,451 --> 00:08:28,631 You know what, Red Forman, you have to go in there and defend yourself. 113 00:08:28,715 --> 00:08:30,724 I'll defend myself. 114 00:08:30,807 --> 00:08:33,234 I'll go in there, and I'll tell those morons... 115 00:08:33,318 --> 00:08:37,461 that they're wasting my time with this stupid crap! 116 00:08:39,051 --> 00:08:41,395 Or... 117 00:08:41,478 --> 00:08:43,989 you could control your temper. 118 00:08:44,031 --> 00:08:47,295 No offense, Mom, but what's plan "B"? 119 00:08:48,550 --> 00:08:51,396 Hey, shut it, pal. 120 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:54,911 Okay, now, see, that's the kind of thing that's gonna get you in trouble. 121 00:08:54,953 --> 00:08:57,799 Now, when... when I get really angry, I just... 122 00:08:57,882 --> 00:09:00,477 I laugh it off... like this. 123 00:09:02,611 --> 00:09:05,373 - See? - Oh, geez, Kitty. That'll never work. 124 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:07,758 That's dumb. 125 00:09:27,092 --> 00:09:29,896 Oh, my God. I think Jackie and Fez are next. 126 00:09:29,979 --> 00:09:31,988 Look! There they are! 127 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,541 Hey! The next contestants are cheaters. 128 00:09:34,583 --> 00:09:36,759 The brown guy is a robot. 129 00:09:36,842 --> 00:09:38,851 - Robot? Shut up. - Ladies and gentleman... 130 00:09:38,935 --> 00:09:41,404 welcome to the rink our last contestants of the evening... 131 00:09:41,446 --> 00:09:45,756 from Point Place, Wisconsin, Jackie Burkhart and, uh... 132 00:09:45,798 --> 00:09:48,225 Jackie Burkhart's partner! 133 00:09:48,308 --> 00:09:50,443 Boo! 134 00:09:53,456 --> 00:09:56,218 This is so cool. 135 00:10:03,122 --> 00:10:06,303 - Oh, my God. They're amazing! - Oh, did you see that? Fez just tripped. 136 00:10:06,387 --> 00:10:09,692 - No, he didn't. - The foreign guy tripped. That's a deduction right there. 137 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,910 You're gonna lose! 138 00:10:11,994 --> 00:10:14,714 Kelso, shut up. 139 00:10:16,974 --> 00:10:20,029 That's it. They're doing too well. 140 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:24,172 What the hell is that? 141 00:10:24,255 --> 00:10:26,264 - It's my secret weapon. - A marble? 142 00:10:26,306 --> 00:10:28,942 Yep. I'm gonna chuck it out there so they trip. 143 00:10:28,984 --> 00:10:31,160 You moron, it's one marble. 144 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:35,219 - Give me that. Give me that. - No! No! 145 00:11:45,314 --> 00:11:48,034 Boo! Boo! 146 00:11:48,117 --> 00:11:50,042 - Boo! - Whoo! 147 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:52,470 Oh, no. 148 00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:54,813 They were good. 149 00:11:54,897 --> 00:11:56,989 I swallowed my marble. 150 00:12:00,755 --> 00:12:02,806 Boo! 151 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:05,610 - Oh, my God. You guys were so great. - I know. I know. 152 00:12:05,693 --> 00:12:10,087 And even when I almost tripped, my natural grace totally saved us. 153 00:12:10,129 --> 00:12:14,356 Well, I saw plenty of mistakes out there, especially from Fez. 154 00:12:14,439 --> 00:12:16,239 Shut your hole. 155 00:12:17,745 --> 00:12:19,796 Here come the scores. 156 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:24,274 And the winner of Kenosha's Annual Roller Disco Doo-dah is... 157 00:12:24,357 --> 00:12:27,328 - Jackie Burkhart and... - Oh, my God! 158 00:12:27,412 --> 00:12:29,421 - friend. - Fix! Fix! 159 00:12:29,504 --> 00:12:31,890 I can't believe it! I'm so sorry I doubted you. 160 00:12:31,973 --> 00:12:36,577 You... You are my hero... my... my hunky, sexy, foreign skating hero! 161 00:12:36,660 --> 00:12:41,054 And you are my... my spoiled, whiny skating princess. 162 00:12:41,096 --> 00:12:44,067 Oh, Fez, thank you! 163 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:48,671 - Yea, champagne! Yea! - Yea! 164 00:12:48,754 --> 00:12:50,679 - Yea! - Get off me. 165 00:12:50,763 --> 00:12:53,609 Kelso, you booed us the entire time. 166 00:12:53,692 --> 00:12:57,207 What? No! That was some rude guy. 167 00:12:57,291 --> 00:13:01,350 So I popped him one, and then I was goin', "Ooh," 168 00:13:01,434 --> 00:13:04,447 because I hurt my hand when I popped the rude guy. 169 00:13:04,531 --> 00:13:07,251 So... you're welcome. 170 00:13:09,218 --> 00:13:11,226 You wanna kiss it? 171 00:13:13,235 --> 00:13:15,244 Let's go, Fez. 172 00:13:16,541 --> 00:13:19,010 Hmm. Come on, Kelso. Look at the bright side. 173 00:13:19,094 --> 00:13:21,060 What's the bright side? 174 00:13:21,102 --> 00:13:23,446 The bright side is there isn't one. 175 00:13:23,529 --> 00:13:26,375 Fez has Jackie, and you have to squeeze out that marble. 176 00:13:31,020 --> 00:13:34,493 Now, Mr. Forman, at any point did you ever berate Earl Arthur... 177 00:13:34,577 --> 00:13:36,837 by calling him any of the following names: 178 00:13:36,921 --> 00:13:39,222 Candy-ass... 179 00:13:39,306 --> 00:13:42,486 dumb-ass, lazy-ass... 180 00:13:42,570 --> 00:13:45,164 Uh, it... it just goes on like that. 181 00:13:45,206 --> 00:13:48,973 Well, that sounds like just good-natured ribbin' to me. 182 00:13:49,056 --> 00:13:52,027 Doesn't sound that way to me. 183 00:14:01,694 --> 00:14:04,414 Are you callin' me a liar? 184 00:14:04,456 --> 00:14:07,762 'Cause it's funny if ya are. 185 00:14:07,804 --> 00:14:12,826 Well, you know, Eric worked with him too. Eric, tell him about Earl. 186 00:14:12,909 --> 00:14:16,466 Actually, I'd be more interested in hearing what Eric thinks about working with you. Eric? 187 00:14:16,508 --> 00:14:19,563 No. No, no, no, no. I'm-I'm here... 188 00:14:19,647 --> 00:14:23,371 just to answer questions about Earl... old, dumb Earl. 189 00:14:23,455 --> 00:14:27,849 So, you know, you fire away with the Earl questions. 190 00:14:27,891 --> 00:14:30,945 I think we know all we need to know about Earl. 191 00:14:31,029 --> 00:14:35,381 Oh, then good. I'll just step out then. Good. 192 00:14:35,423 --> 00:14:37,976 - This was good. - No, no, no, no. Eric, just a few more questions. 193 00:14:38,059 --> 00:14:41,909 Is your father ever unnecessarily angry? 194 00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:56,598 Unnecessarily angry. 195 00:14:58,774 --> 00:15:04,758 Well... you know, what does "unnecessarily" mean really? 196 00:15:04,842 --> 00:15:08,022 I mean, my sister likes to put salt on roast beef... 197 00:15:08,106 --> 00:15:10,115 but I think it's unnecessary. 198 00:15:10,198 --> 00:15:12,584 I mean, why cover up the flavor of such a delicious meat? 199 00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:15,345 Just answer the question, dumb-ass! 200 00:15:18,107 --> 00:15:22,125 I mean... Good work, Son. 201 00:15:28,151 --> 00:15:31,959 Oh, my God. I love champagne! 202 00:15:33,131 --> 00:15:35,976 Yes. Was it any good? 203 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:39,366 Great. Just great. 204 00:15:39,450 --> 00:15:43,216 Hey, Fez, I just made up a poem. 205 00:15:43,299 --> 00:15:45,308 - Do you want to hear it? - Okay. 206 00:15:45,392 --> 00:15:49,828 There once was a guy named Fez... 207 00:15:49,911 --> 00:15:52,924 who had a really cute butt. 208 00:15:53,008 --> 00:15:55,352 Ta-da! 209 00:15:55,435 --> 00:15:57,402 Well, I have to say I don't hate it. 210 00:15:59,327 --> 00:16:02,340 Hey... Psst... 211 00:16:04,098 --> 00:16:07,027 Fezzie... 212 00:16:07,111 --> 00:16:09,580 do you want to know a secret? 213 00:16:09,663 --> 00:16:13,220 If you try to kiss me right now... 214 00:16:13,304 --> 00:16:15,689 I probably wouldn't stop you. 215 00:16:15,773 --> 00:16:18,116 In fact... 216 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,711 I'd probably let you do more than that. 217 00:16:25,733 --> 00:16:28,327 - Fez... - Huh! 218 00:16:28,411 --> 00:16:30,545 Good God, man. Don't do it. She is drunk. 219 00:16:30,629 --> 00:16:33,307 But, Batman, she is so hot. 220 00:16:33,391 --> 00:16:36,111 But she's drunk. There is no honor in this. 221 00:16:37,324 --> 00:16:39,793 Ah, screw honor. Take her pants off. 222 00:16:39,877 --> 00:16:42,555 Ay! 223 00:16:42,639 --> 00:16:44,899 Riddler, nefarious fiend. 224 00:16:44,982 --> 00:16:47,033 Don't do it, Fez. It's a trap. 225 00:16:47,117 --> 00:16:51,887 Riddle me this, Fez. Why would Jackie ask you to make out with her if she didn't want you to? 226 00:16:53,477 --> 00:16:56,323 Seriously, he makes an excellent point. 227 00:16:56,365 --> 00:16:59,001 It's the dastardly alcohol talking. 228 00:16:59,043 --> 00:17:02,768 If you and Jackie get together, you want it to be real, not like this. 229 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,074 Honestly, I was rooting for you... 230 00:17:06,157 --> 00:17:09,840 but imaginary Batman makes a lot of sense. 231 00:17:09,923 --> 00:17:11,848 Then riddle me this. 232 00:17:11,932 --> 00:17:13,899 What does Batman know about girls? 233 00:17:13,983 --> 00:17:17,749 Slides down a pole and lives with a teenage boy. Enough said. 234 00:17:18,962 --> 00:17:22,478 Okay. Now I have to say, advantage Riddler. 235 00:17:22,561 --> 00:17:25,407 What are you trying to say, Riddler? 236 00:17:25,491 --> 00:17:29,299 I think you know what I'm trying to say. Ooh-la-la. 237 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,893 Oh, you want to go, question dork? 238 00:17:31,977 --> 00:17:34,446 Oh, bring it on, bat-wuss. 239 00:17:48,590 --> 00:17:51,059 So... 240 00:17:51,143 --> 00:17:53,235 are you gonna kiss me, Fez? 241 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:56,290 No, I am sorry, Jackie. 242 00:17:56,374 --> 00:17:58,717 That's okay. 243 00:17:58,801 --> 00:18:00,977 You still have a very cute butt. 244 00:18:04,409 --> 00:18:06,878 Come on, Kelso. 245 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:10,686 So Jackie likes Fez. Big deal. You're going out with Laurie. 246 00:18:11,983 --> 00:18:13,908 I know. It's just, you know... 247 00:18:13,992 --> 00:18:17,967 seeing her with another guy just made me remember all the good times we had together... 248 00:18:18,051 --> 00:18:20,436 and it just made me sad. 249 00:18:21,650 --> 00:18:23,700 Yeah. 250 00:18:23,784 --> 00:18:26,630 Come here. 251 00:18:26,713 --> 00:18:29,182 You know, Kelso... 252 00:18:29,266 --> 00:18:32,112 I guess underneath it all you're kind of a good guy. 253 00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:34,120 Sometimes. 254 00:18:34,204 --> 00:18:36,547 Sort of. 255 00:18:36,631 --> 00:18:40,272 - Things'll work themselves out. - Yeah, I know. 256 00:18:40,356 --> 00:18:42,866 What the hell are you doing? 257 00:18:42,950 --> 00:18:45,796 We can't fight these feelings anymore, Donna. 258 00:18:45,879 --> 00:18:48,892 - What? - What? We've been doing this dance all night... 259 00:18:48,976 --> 00:18:51,152 and, oh, God, I'm tired of dancing. 260 00:18:51,236 --> 00:18:52,742 You moron! 261 00:18:54,918 --> 00:18:57,639 Nobody likes a tease, Donna! 262 00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:03,581 I'm sorry. You're not a tease. Come back. 263 00:19:03,623 --> 00:19:06,050 Tease! 264 00:19:06,092 --> 00:19:09,105 I'm sorry. Donna! 265 00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:12,996 I guess "violent" is the wrong word... 266 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:16,512 but, you know, it's definitely some kind of rage. 267 00:19:17,809 --> 00:19:21,199 Although, I mean, you know, Earl had it coming. 268 00:19:22,705 --> 00:19:25,300 I love you, Daddy. 269 00:19:25,383 --> 00:19:28,354 Oh, hey. Sorry I'm late. 270 00:19:28,438 --> 00:19:31,451 Hour and 10 minutes late. I can only assume you're Earl. 271 00:19:31,535 --> 00:19:33,544 Yeah. 272 00:19:33,627 --> 00:19:38,649 So, um, sorry. My, uh, dog got hit by a... 273 00:19:38,733 --> 00:19:41,327 a guy in a... 274 00:19:41,411 --> 00:19:44,466 - Car? - Thanks, Red. 275 00:19:44,549 --> 00:19:47,228 - So, what'd I miss? - You missed everything. 276 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:52,793 Okay. I'm not gonna lie. Mr. Forman, you... you scare the living hell out of me. 277 00:19:52,877 --> 00:19:55,053 - No offense. - None taken. 278 00:19:55,137 --> 00:19:57,104 That's kind of his thing. 279 00:19:57,187 --> 00:20:00,158 But, Earl, in light of your failure to show up for your own hearing... 280 00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,962 we have no choice but to rule in favor of Mr. Forman. 281 00:20:03,046 --> 00:20:04,343 - Yes, sir! - Way to go, Dad! 282 00:20:04,427 --> 00:20:06,352 Damn... dog. 283 00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:11,332 And Mr. Forman, even though this hearing did go your way today... 284 00:20:11,374 --> 00:20:13,340 in light of some of your son's responses... 285 00:20:13,382 --> 00:20:17,148 I would strongly encourage you to go to anger management classes. 286 00:20:22,923 --> 00:20:25,141 Sure, I'll... 287 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,485 I'll do that. 288 00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:31,628 Neat! Anger management... 289 00:20:31,711 --> 00:20:35,938 That sounds like it could be kind of fun, right? 290 00:20:39,076 --> 00:20:41,964 We... We won. Hey! 291 00:20:42,006 --> 00:20:44,014 You and me... We're such a good team. 292 00:20:46,191 --> 00:20:48,283 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah. 293 00:20:48,367 --> 00:20:50,292 We did it. How about us, huh? 294 00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:52,300 Stickin' it to the man. 295 00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:54,937 I'll see you at home. 296 00:20:56,945 --> 00:20:59,121 Wait. But, Dad, we... 297 00:20:59,205 --> 00:21:01,256 we drove here together. 298 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,938 Then she fell asleep, and I stroke her hair. 299 00:21:06,277 --> 00:21:09,541 You did the right thing, Fez, but a word of advice. 300 00:21:09,625 --> 00:21:12,889 Next time you tell the story, ya nailed her. 301 00:21:14,605 --> 00:21:17,199 Yeah, but, you know, it's better you didn't... 302 00:21:17,283 --> 00:21:20,966 'cause scammin' on another guy's woman... That's totally breaking the code. 303 00:21:21,008 --> 00:21:23,518 Donna told me what you did, you dill-hole! 304 00:21:23,602 --> 00:21:26,280 No, she's lying! 305 00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:29,921 Oh! That's my nipple! 306 00:21:41,722 --> 00:21:43,898 Hello... 307 00:21:43,982 --> 00:21:46,241 buttercup. 308 00:21:46,325 --> 00:21:47,581 Fez, you're drunk. 309 00:21:47,664 --> 00:21:51,933 Madam, I may be drunk, but you should have sex with me. 310 00:21:52,016 --> 00:21:54,234 That's crazy. 311 00:21:55,364 --> 00:21:57,791 But you have to, because last night... 312 00:21:57,875 --> 00:22:00,260 I made a big mistake. 313 00:22:00,344 --> 00:22:03,650 I don't even remember last night. 314 00:22:07,918 --> 00:22:09,927 Ay!