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Hey. Check it out.
I got my first story in the school paper.
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Neat. Oh. They spelled
your name wrong.
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Apparently you're
"Donna Pincipotti."
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That's funny 'cause it's got
the potty sound in it.
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Hey, you know what else
is a funny sound?
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Where the hell is Jackie
with your van, man?
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- I want to get out of here.
- Ah, she had to help her aunt move a couch.
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Why did you lend Jackie your van?
She hates you, man.
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Well, I'm trying to
get on her good side, Fez.
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I mean, this is a small town
with a limited number of women.
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And I've already gone all the way through 'em
once, and now I'm back to Jackie.
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Oh. And I love her.
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- Hey.
- Hey. So, how'd it go, baby?
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- Oh. Great.
- Cool.
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Yeah. Oh, except for
when I crashed your van.
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But other than that, cool.
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How did this happen?
Jackie, how?
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- Michael, like I said...
- How?
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- Coming out of the drive...
- How?
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Kelso. Come on, man.
Relax.
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Let those of us who aren't you
enjoy this moment.
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Besides, it's not all that bad.
This door still works.
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Hey, Jackie.
What happened to the other door?
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Other door?
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Yeah, you know,
the thing that always got in the way...
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of this giant,
gaping hole.
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Jackie, what are these?
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Uh...
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Van sticks.
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No. Jackie, these...
these are not van sticks.
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These are drumsticks.
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Whose drumsticks are they?
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Oh, wow, Jackie.
What's up?
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Okay. Fine. You know what? I used your van
to drive Chip and his band to a gig.
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Jackie...
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is Chip a girl?
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Uh, no.
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You had other guys
in my van?
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You're dating a band?
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It wasn't a date.
It was a gig.
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Whatever it was,
it was a gross misuse of van.
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And, uh... And you owe me money...
big-time!
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I owe you money?
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What about all the stuff I bought you
while we were together?
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That does not count. You gave me
those things so I would love you.
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Look what I've got.
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Ew. What's that?
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That is Marissa.
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Carol's baby.
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And you promised me last night
that you'd babysit her.
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Last night? But I was drunk.
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Why can't you do it?
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Because you promised.
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And besides...
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Your father and I are having fondue
and Parcheesi at the Pinciottis'.
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Oh?
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Then I'll do it.
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No. Laurie can watch this baby tonight.
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Oh, golly,
Laurie, a baby.
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And just in time
for your Black Mass.
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Hey. What did I tell you about
calling your sister the devil?
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That it's offensive
to the devil?
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No, Laurie. You can't
feed a baby bacon.
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Okay, okay.
What color is the baby?
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Well, good.
Now, if that changes, call me.
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- Is everything okay?
- Oh, yes.
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We have just got the cutest little baby
over at our house right now.
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- Isn't she cute, Red?
- Yeah, I just can't get over it.
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Geez, Bob.
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You got your fingers
in the cheese.
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Remember how cute Laurie and Eric were
when they were babies?
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They used to just
laugh and play.
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Well, every time I was around
all they did was scream.
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I just think it would be nice
to have a baby around the house again.
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Oh, damn it, Bob.
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Get your fingers
out of the cheese.
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Do you think it would still do
this if I stopped feeding it?
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Oh, Laurie, let me do that.
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Wow. How'd you do
that last move?
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It's all in the wrist.
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See?
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Hey.
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- Look at the wrist on my girl.
- Shut up.
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Let's go.
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Wait. Wait, no. Donna, wait.
I think it really likes you.
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Ooh. I think it just
said your name.
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Donna!
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Hey, you know, you were
really good in there.
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Well, it's not exactly
brain surgery.
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I know, but it was so cool.
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It's just...
I think it's really, really...
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cool that you can do that.
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Eric, you're, like,
over the moon...
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'cause I changed
a poopy diaper, but...
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when I got my story
in the school paper...
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all you said was,
"Yeah, they called you Donna Pincipotti."
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It's a funny sound.
"Potti."
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Come on. Try not to laugh.
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That's good.
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Come on, Donna.
About the diaper thing...
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I was just paying you
a compliment.
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- What was the compliment?
- That you are gonna be so...
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great staying home
with our kids.
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What?
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Eric, how exactly
do you see our future?
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Okay, okay. That could work.
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I would just like to adjust
one little thing.
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Okay. The businesswoman
idea is good.
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But what about this?
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Okay. Uh-huh. Yeah.
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I would just change
one thing.
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That seems more
hurtful than sexy.
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Jackass.
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So does that.
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- You owe me money.
- Michael, your uncle gave you that van for free.
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Yeah? Well, I put a lot of money
into that van.
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The shag carpeting...
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uh, eight track...
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strobe light, black light,
red light.
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- I hate you.
- Well, I hate you more.
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- I hate you most.
- Well, I hate you the...
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Damn it!
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All right. All right.
Let's just act like adults...
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and treat this like
what it really is: A divorce.
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Oh, Jackie, you get
custody of me.
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All right. Let's just figure out
what you guys owe each other.
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Fine. I'm not afraid.
I'm right, and he's a total moocher.
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I'm not afraid either.
There are laws to protect a man and his van.
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For instance,
the Man-Van Act of 1847.
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Right.
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All right. All right.
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Jackie...
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in your opinion, what are the goods
and services that Kelso owes you for?
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Everything.
He was a total doofus before I met him.
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In fact,
I bought you that belt.
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So hand it over.
And the shirt too.
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Fine. You know, this shirt has bad memories
of you buying me stuff anyway.
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Here. Let me do the math.
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Okay. Now, Kelso...
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Uh, Kelso owes Jackie the price
for breaking her beautiful heart...
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and stealing her innocence.
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Now, Kelso, what do you believe
Jackie owes you?
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Well... Uh...
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W... One time I told her
that she looked pretty...
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when really she looked
pretty skanky.
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And...
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And...
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Hyde, help me out here.
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Okay. Let me think.
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Oh. Don't forget
he burned your house.
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- Hyde.
- Dude, you burned her house.
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Oh, and that clean
baby smell.
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Yes, but when we had babies...
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we couldn't go to
the movies or out to dinner.
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Oh, Red. When was the last time
we went to the movies or out to dinner?
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Exactly. Who needs to leave the house
when there are no babies in it?
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I gotta thank my lucky stars
I got the old snippety-snip.
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Bob, you mean you just
let some quack remove...
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On, no.
Nothing's removed.
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Okay. That's enough of that.
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Yeah, well, I guess it's okay if it means
you don't have to have any more babies.
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Oh, Red, it was fun having babies.
Remember fun?
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Yes, Kitty, but it was also
a large responsibility.
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Or burden, if you will.
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Red Forman, I don't want to hear another word
out of you unless it's "I love babies."
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- Kitty, you're making a scene.
- That is not "I love babies."
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Kitty, what's the matter
with you?
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Oh, well, I... I don't...
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I don't want to ruin
our nice night out...
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because, boy, Midge, you can really
melt a super pot of cheese, but, um...
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I think I want another baby.
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Really?
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You like my cheese?
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This is Aqua Net.
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The same stuff Farrah uses.
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And she's got a big TV show,
and she's married to Lee Majors.
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So, Aqua Net, very important.
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Oh, come on, Red.
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Oh, look how sweet this baby is.
Just hold it.
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Look, Kitty. I didn't touch our kids when they
were babies, and I'm not touching this one.
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- Red Forman, you touch this baby.
- Nope.
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- Touch it.
- Not happening.
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Is this child
wearing lip liner?
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So, turns out my supersensitive guy boyfriend
wants me to be a baby machine.
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What a dill-hole.
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Donna,
I'm sitting right here.
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That's why I said it,
you dill-hole.
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Donna, the only reason
I thought you'd stay home with the babies...
189
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is because only every woman has done it
for the entire history of time.
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So, don't be mad at me.
Be mad at your... foremothers.
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Yeah.
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00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:15,375
That is so typical.
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As if every woman wants to spend
her life as a pampered housewife...
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raising kids
and organizing the help.
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Wait. Isn't that
what every woman wants?
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Donna, man...
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Forman's just limited
by his experiences.
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As the voice of a new generation
of smart, independent women...
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you need to make this dill-hole realize
that a mind and spirit like yours...
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00:14:38,496 --> 00:14:40,586
has more options
than your mothers had.
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Yeah.
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00:14:45,478 --> 00:14:47,819
Sorry. What?
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All right, Donna. So...
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are we cool?
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I'm not wrong.
Women take care of babies.
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- They do.
- Listen to him, Marissa.
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He whines like a girl,
but he's not a girl.
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Or maybe he is.
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The thing is,
Donna's really good at it.
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I mean, I could understand you not wanting
to stay home with your children.
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You already have
such a fulfilling career as a whore.
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Listen, twerp.
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00:15:31,845 --> 00:15:35,148
Did you ever think maybe it's not that
she doesn't want to have babies?
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Maybe she just doesn't want to have
your skinny, whiny...
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girl-trapped-in-a-boy-body
babies.
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Okay. That's one for you.
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I'm cold.
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00:16:01,530 --> 00:16:03,829
That must be why
your nipples are so pointy.
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Oh, pointy nipple man
is mad.
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I hope he doesn't poke me
with his pointy nipples.
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All right.
That was really disturbing.
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Okay. Here we go.
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According to my calculations,
for repairs to the van...
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Jackie, you owe Kelso $65.
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Aha! Justice!
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00:16:47,687 --> 00:16:49,694
Yeah.
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And, Kelso, you owe Jackie...
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$8,265.
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Pay up, moocher!
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Wha... Wha...
No, no.
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This is...
That's totally unfair!
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Hyde, you suck.
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00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:09,972
You could have been a man and forgiven her.
But no. You wanted to do the math.
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00:17:10,056 --> 00:17:13,526
Man, math has never
been my friend.
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00:17:13,609 --> 00:17:16,871
Wait. No. But she had
other guys in my van.
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00:17:16,954 --> 00:17:20,592
Michael, you had other girls
in your van while we were dating.
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So, give me my $8,000.
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00:17:24,396 --> 00:17:28,034
Okay. I change my mind.
I forgive you.
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00:17:35,601 --> 00:17:38,486
See, if we had
a baby right now...
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00:17:38,528 --> 00:17:40,535
we could be
giving it a bath.
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00:17:40,577 --> 00:17:43,336
We could be putting it
in its warm little jammies.
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00:17:43,378 --> 00:17:47,350
Yeah. It's a shame that
we have to crawl into bed...
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for eight hours of
uninterrupted sleep instead.
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Come on.
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You don't really want
another baby.
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Well, I don't know.
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I only have a few years left
where I even have the option.
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Well, just because you can have a baby
doesn't mean you should.
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I have a snowblower,
but I don't use it in July.
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Red, it just...
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It feels like maybe we've done everything
important there is to do.
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We saved up.
We got our house. We had our kids.
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Now what's left
to look forward to?
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Peace and quiet.
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Well...
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I just can't believe we're never gonna hear
that sound in our house again.
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Well, until we have
grandchildren.
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Grandchildren!
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Oh, I forgot about
grandchildren!
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So did I.
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Oh, boy.
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I like the looks of that.
My baby with a baby.
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It's not that hard.
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I heard her crying,
and I figured she needed a bottle...
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and it turned out
that she did.
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So, um...
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you think you might want
a baby of your own?
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Well, yeah. I mean, once my looks
start to go, why not?
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All right. So, how many kids
are we talking here?
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One? Two? Six?
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Whoa, Mom. Ease up, okay?
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I'm not even down to
one boyfriend yet.
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But... But you will be
soon, right?
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Well, Zeke gets out of jail
in three months.
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Okay.
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Uh, I'm... I'm... I'm gonna
go talk to Eric.
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Mom...
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are you happy?
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Sure.
What's this about?
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I don't know. It's, like...
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Eric said this stupid thing about me
not working when we're married...
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and I just want to do something more meaningful
with my life than have kids, you know?
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- No offense.
- No. No. That's okay.
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It's not like I never wondered
what my life could have been like...
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if I hadn't married
your father.
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I mean, I...
Well, I could have been a doctor.
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- Exactly.
- Or a dancing girl.
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Right.
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00:20:41,947 --> 00:20:44,372
Oh, honey. Don't worry
so much about what Eric said.
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You're probably not even gonna
have to deal with this anyway.
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- How do you figure that?
- Well, you and Eric are so young.
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The chances are you're not gonna
end up together anyway.
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All right, Donna. That's it.
We gotta figure this out.
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Because this is just hanging over our heads
like one of those huge, awful hanging things.
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Let's not worry
about this anymore.
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Let's, uh...
Let's go for a drive, okay?
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Okay.
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I'm sorry.
Did you want to say something else?
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No. Just...
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I love you.
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Oh.
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- Enough to strip for me?
- All right.
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No. I mean I love you too.
I'd strip for you.
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Laurie, her mother
is waiting.
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I don't care. I love her,
and I'm not giving her back!
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- What are you doing with that?
- Give me back the baby, missy, or, so help me...
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the dryer goes down.
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- You wouldn't.
- I would.
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Fine, fine. Take her.
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Shh, baby.
You're okay now.