1 00:00:07,967 --> 00:00:09,929 Happy Veteran's Day. 2 00:00:10,012 --> 00:00:12,474 Now where have you hidden the chocolate eggs? 3 00:00:14,519 --> 00:00:16,982 Uh, they're everywhere, Fez. Start looking. 4 00:00:20,780 --> 00:00:23,659 So, Steven. Isn't Veteran's Day romantic? 5 00:00:23,743 --> 00:00:26,915 Oh, yeah. Government pawns and missing limbs. 6 00:00:28,375 --> 00:00:30,420 That's amore. 7 00:00:30,462 --> 00:00:33,926 I know, I know. It's a day for people in love to have fun together. 8 00:00:34,010 --> 00:00:37,432 You know what? All this talk about having fun makes me want to have fun. 9 00:00:37,474 --> 00:00:40,979 Hey, let's throw stuff at other stuff. 10 00:00:42,398 --> 00:00:44,402 Man, that's perfect. I've got stuff. 11 00:00:44,485 --> 00:00:46,405 - I'm in. - Let's do it. 12 00:00:49,034 --> 00:00:51,037 So, Steven. 13 00:00:51,121 --> 00:00:54,001 Would you like to go to Mr. Forman's barbecue with me? 14 00:00:54,042 --> 00:00:56,505 No. 15 00:00:56,547 --> 00:01:00,470 - As a matter of fact, I don't want to go anywhere with you. - You know, that's okay. 16 00:01:00,511 --> 00:01:04,309 You know what? We can stay in. 17 00:01:04,393 --> 00:01:07,064 No, Jackie. Look, I told you, again and again... 18 00:01:07,147 --> 00:01:10,903 I have no interest in you, and you don't have a chance. 19 00:01:10,987 --> 00:01:14,618 And yet, you keep thinking that I have interest in you, and you have a chance. 20 00:01:16,371 --> 00:01:20,544 Wait, did you just say that you're interested in me and that I have a chance? 21 00:01:22,881 --> 00:01:26,011 Okay. You know what? You've forced me to do this. 22 00:01:26,095 --> 00:01:30,769 I'm gonna explain my feelings to you through a highly disciplined form of Japanese poetry... 23 00:01:30,853 --> 00:01:33,065 haiku. 24 00:01:33,148 --> 00:01:35,068 My heart aches with pain. 25 00:01:35,151 --> 00:01:38,198 When I see you, I vomit. 26 00:01:40,744 --> 00:01:44,208 Die away from me. 27 00:01:44,250 --> 00:01:46,545 Ouch. 28 00:01:47,922 --> 00:01:49,884 Sayonara. 29 00:01:54,934 --> 00:01:59,316 Donna, never have 17 syllables hurt me so much. 30 00:02:01,528 --> 00:02:03,448 Why would he want to hurt me like that? 31 00:02:03,531 --> 00:02:06,244 Because you're stalking him, Jackie. 32 00:02:06,286 --> 00:02:10,084 - No, really, Donna. - Jackie, really. 33 00:02:11,210 --> 00:02:14,257 You are to Hyde what Fez is to you. 34 00:02:14,299 --> 00:02:17,137 That's ridiculous. Fez and I will never happen. 35 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:20,893 Oh, God. 36 00:02:22,228 --> 00:02:24,399 Steven and I will never happen. 37 00:02:24,482 --> 00:02:26,444 Jackie, it's all right. 38 00:02:26,485 --> 00:02:29,323 You just gotta get over this and be strong. 39 00:02:29,407 --> 00:02:32,829 You're right, Donna. You're right. 40 00:02:32,871 --> 00:02:34,832 Oh, how I wish my daddy could buy him for me. 41 00:02:35,876 --> 00:02:38,839 Yeah, I know. I know. 42 00:02:38,922 --> 00:02:41,093 This smell like chocolate to you? 43 00:03:18,967 --> 00:03:22,807 Look. I'm Paul Stanley from KISS. 44 00:03:27,147 --> 00:03:29,317 Kelso, don't play with the cheese. 45 00:03:29,401 --> 00:03:32,948 These damn kids. They don't respect anything American. 46 00:03:33,032 --> 00:03:37,372 Oh, Red, this isn't about the kids misusing dairy products. 47 00:03:37,456 --> 00:03:41,212 You're still upset that Bob marched in the Veteran's Day parade. 48 00:03:42,339 --> 00:03:44,801 Well, he was only in the National Guard. 49 00:03:44,843 --> 00:03:47,013 It's called Veteran's Day... 50 00:03:47,096 --> 00:03:51,103 not... Pansy-ass, National Guard... 51 00:03:51,186 --> 00:03:53,524 Wussy, Pansy-ass Day. 52 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,530 Oh, come on, Red. 53 00:03:57,572 --> 00:04:01,078 Are any dirty Commies less dead because of him? 54 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:05,877 No, I guess not. 55 00:04:05,961 --> 00:04:08,173 You're right, Kitty. 56 00:04:08,256 --> 00:04:12,430 You know, I'm gonna put away this uniform, and then we'll fire up that grill. 57 00:04:12,513 --> 00:04:14,850 Hey, Red. Some parade, huh? 58 00:04:14,892 --> 00:04:18,523 Yeah, sure was, till the National Guard got there. 59 00:04:19,817 --> 00:04:22,780 Look, I just came over to invite you to my barbecue. 60 00:04:27,079 --> 00:04:28,998 Your barbecue? 61 00:04:29,082 --> 00:04:33,923 Bob, I have an annual barbecue every Veteran's Day. 62 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:35,926 It's my day... 63 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:37,930 because I'm a veteran. 64 00:04:39,933 --> 00:04:43,647 Well, I'm a veteran too. And I'm having a barbecue, and you can't stop me. 65 00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:50,450 Hey, Mr. Pinciotti, I didn't know you were in the Boy Scouts. 66 00:04:56,794 --> 00:04:58,881 Ah. 67 00:04:59,882 --> 00:05:02,219 Hey, everybody. This is Chip. 68 00:05:02,303 --> 00:05:05,266 He's been after me for a while now, so I just said, "What the hell?" 69 00:05:05,350 --> 00:05:08,772 - Chip, it's everybody. - Hey, everybody. 70 00:05:08,814 --> 00:05:11,025 Jackie, I'll, uh, get you something to drink. 71 00:05:11,109 --> 00:05:13,029 Whatever. 72 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:17,369 So you're with this Chip guy now? 73 00:05:17,453 --> 00:05:19,999 - Yep. - Huh. 74 00:05:20,082 --> 00:05:23,087 Why? Do you care? 75 00:05:23,170 --> 00:05:26,259 No, I mean, if you want to date this guy, that's cool. 76 00:05:26,342 --> 00:05:28,387 It is? 77 00:05:28,471 --> 00:05:32,519 And then Steven said, "That's cool." 78 00:05:32,602 --> 00:05:36,192 But not like "cool." More like he's jealous. 79 00:05:36,275 --> 00:05:38,946 Jackie, or he just thinks it's cool. 80 00:05:39,030 --> 00:05:41,659 Donna, it is so romantic. 81 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:43,704 Just like West Side Story. 82 00:05:45,666 --> 00:05:48,462 Yeah, but without the dancing and the Puerto Ricans. 83 00:05:50,674 --> 00:05:53,929 Wait. Is Fez Puerto Rican? 84 00:05:55,682 --> 00:05:57,602 You know what? I don't know. 85 00:05:57,685 --> 00:05:59,605 Huh. 86 00:06:01,274 --> 00:06:04,488 This will show Red. We're gonna have the best barbecue ever. 87 00:06:04,571 --> 00:06:09,204 If there's one thing you learn in the National Guard, it's how to cook. 88 00:06:09,246 --> 00:06:12,585 Oh, I'm gonna defrost some chicken. 89 00:06:14,087 --> 00:06:17,426 Mom, the Formans have a barbecue every Veteran's Day. 90 00:06:17,509 --> 00:06:21,140 - I mean, why are we having one? - Honey, this isn't about a barbecue. 91 00:06:21,224 --> 00:06:24,229 This is about your father going bankrupt. 92 00:06:24,312 --> 00:06:27,400 - Now help me with these chairs. - What? What are you talking about? 93 00:06:27,442 --> 00:06:30,906 We need the chairs for people to sit on. 94 00:06:32,283 --> 00:06:35,581 No, Mom. About Dad being bankrupt. 95 00:06:35,622 --> 00:06:38,377 Your dad's appliance store's going out of business... 96 00:06:38,460 --> 00:06:40,589 'cause he can't compete with Price Mart. 97 00:06:40,672 --> 00:06:42,926 So he decided to throw a big barbecue. 98 00:06:43,969 --> 00:06:46,515 Okay, I'm still not getting this. 99 00:06:46,599 --> 00:06:50,897 Oh, your dad wants to be big shot one last time... 100 00:06:50,981 --> 00:06:54,820 before everybody discovers what a failure he is. 101 00:06:54,862 --> 00:06:58,034 - Oh, my God. - And please don't tell anybody. 102 00:06:58,117 --> 00:07:00,538 He's very sensitive about being a failure. 103 00:07:08,426 --> 00:07:10,346 Here you go. Enjoy your burger. 104 00:07:10,429 --> 00:07:14,937 And thank you for choosing the Formans for your Veteran's Day celebration needs. 105 00:07:16,982 --> 00:07:19,486 Kitty, why is everybody over at Bob's? 106 00:07:19,569 --> 00:07:22,073 They've got chicken. 107 00:07:25,036 --> 00:07:27,624 Chicken? 108 00:07:27,708 --> 00:07:32,465 Well, isn't that a surprise? A National Guardsman serving up chicken. 109 00:07:34,719 --> 00:07:38,642 He's not gonna get away with this. Eric, chop up some onions and mix it in with the meat. 110 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:41,063 Why can't we just put the onions on top of the burger? 111 00:07:41,146 --> 00:07:44,861 Eric, do you want to win this thing or don't you? 112 00:07:47,239 --> 00:07:49,994 Okay, not-crazy Dad. 113 00:07:51,580 --> 00:07:54,919 - Eric, can I talk to you? - Uh, not really, Donna. I got to bust hump. 114 00:07:55,002 --> 00:07:58,675 - My dad wants to crush your dad's barbecue. - What? Why? 115 00:07:58,758 --> 00:08:02,890 Well, apparently, my dad believes that if your dad's barbecue is better than his... 116 00:08:02,974 --> 00:08:05,937 America will fall to the Russkies. 117 00:08:06,020 --> 00:08:10,277 Did you ever stop to think that maybe my dad's barbecue is really important to him? 118 00:08:14,325 --> 00:08:16,997 Uh, no. 119 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,584 Because it's just a stupid barbecue. 120 00:08:20,627 --> 00:08:22,547 It's not stupid. 121 00:08:22,631 --> 00:08:24,801 I'm so sick of your dad. He's such a jerk. 122 00:08:24,884 --> 00:08:27,514 Whoa. My dad's a jerk? 123 00:08:27,597 --> 00:08:32,146 Well, Donna, your dad's a jerk, and he's just copying my dad. 124 00:08:32,230 --> 00:08:35,819 And your dad didn't even fight in the war. 125 00:08:35,902 --> 00:08:37,822 You're just a National Guard kid. 126 00:08:37,906 --> 00:08:41,328 Yeah, I said it. What? What? 127 00:08:41,370 --> 00:08:44,124 Oh, yeah? Well, you and Red are going down. 128 00:08:44,166 --> 00:08:46,128 And you know what else? I was wrong, Eric. 129 00:08:46,169 --> 00:08:48,966 Red's not a jerk. He's an ass, and you're an ass. 130 00:08:49,007 --> 00:08:52,388 'Cause the ass doesn't fall far from the ass tree. "What did I say, what?" 131 00:09:05,534 --> 00:09:10,000 Man, I can't believe Jackie chose that guy over me. 132 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,421 - Or me for that matter. - Yeah, that's true. 133 00:09:12,504 --> 00:09:14,424 'Cause you're a good-looking guy. 134 00:09:15,759 --> 00:09:17,763 Back at you, Kelso. 135 00:09:19,098 --> 00:09:22,061 Your eyelashes, they go for, like, miles. 136 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:24,440 I've heard that. 137 00:09:24,524 --> 00:09:27,988 Yeah. I'm what's known as "man-pretty." 138 00:09:30,742 --> 00:09:34,916 Bad news, Dad. The Pinciottis have... these. 139 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:39,799 Red, white and blue napkins? 140 00:09:39,882 --> 00:09:42,386 That clever S.O.B. 141 00:09:43,638 --> 00:09:46,142 And I cheaped out and went for the plain white. 142 00:09:47,645 --> 00:09:50,399 So what, now we surrender? 143 00:09:51,818 --> 00:09:53,780 Surrender? 144 00:09:53,822 --> 00:09:58,913 You know, if this were an actual war, you'd be the first in a body bag. 145 00:09:58,955 --> 00:10:01,918 Yes, sir. I'm gonna go refill the ketchups. 146 00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:13,103 Schlitz. 147 00:10:17,819 --> 00:10:21,701 Hey, Jackie. Who's that hot guy you brought with you? 148 00:10:21,784 --> 00:10:24,706 Back off! I need him for right now... 149 00:10:24,789 --> 00:10:27,502 but you can have him when I'm done, as usual. 150 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:34,054 Wait a second, Jackie. Are you working an angle here? Nice. 151 00:10:34,138 --> 00:10:37,143 No, there's no angle. 152 00:10:37,226 --> 00:10:39,271 I just want to see if I can make Steven jealous. 153 00:10:39,355 --> 00:10:42,276 So you're gonna sleep with him a couple of times and see what happens. 154 00:10:42,359 --> 00:10:45,698 - Yeah, I've been down that road. - No! 155 00:10:45,782 --> 00:10:50,498 Oh, you're such a child. Send him to my room when you're done. 156 00:10:53,461 --> 00:10:56,633 - So, you and Jackie, huh? - Yeah, isn't she something? 157 00:10:56,716 --> 00:11:00,639 - Sure. - Sometimes, though, I kind of hate it when she talks. 158 00:11:00,723 --> 00:11:04,020 I hear you. 159 00:11:04,103 --> 00:11:06,858 And she's always talking. 160 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:10,030 But, I figure it's worth it if I can nail her. 161 00:11:11,073 --> 00:11:12,993 Huh. 162 00:11:13,076 --> 00:11:15,873 Yeah, you should probably think about that, man. 163 00:11:15,914 --> 00:11:18,293 You know, I mean, Jackie's kind of young. 164 00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:22,175 - She only had, like, one boyfriend, so... - Hey, that's not a big surprise. 165 00:11:22,258 --> 00:11:24,261 You know, she's a bitch. 166 00:11:26,348 --> 00:11:28,351 Oh, no. 167 00:11:32,608 --> 00:11:34,528 - Steven, what happened? - What? 168 00:11:34,612 --> 00:11:40,204 Nothing. Just somebody... And then the guy said "bitch," and there's nothing. 169 00:11:42,374 --> 00:11:45,212 Oh, my God. He called me a bitch? 170 00:11:45,296 --> 00:11:47,549 And you hit him. And that's what happened, isn't it? 171 00:11:48,676 --> 00:11:50,638 No. 172 00:11:51,681 --> 00:11:56,356 Liar. I am the bitch, and you love me. 173 00:12:04,327 --> 00:12:06,622 Stop staring at me. 174 00:12:07,707 --> 00:12:11,297 Quit it. I'm not this guy. 175 00:12:13,175 --> 00:12:16,013 Oh, God. 176 00:12:24,109 --> 00:12:27,323 Oh, Steven, I saw what happened. Is your girlfriend okay? 177 00:12:31,121 --> 00:12:33,124 My girlfriend? 178 00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:38,174 Yeah, the-the bossy, little, mean one you're always hanging around with. 179 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:41,221 - Oh, uh, Jackie. - She's not my girlfriend. 180 00:12:41,304 --> 00:12:43,725 Are you sure? 181 00:12:43,766 --> 00:12:45,895 Yes, I'm sure. 182 00:12:45,978 --> 00:12:50,945 I don't like her. She's... shallow and rich and mean and bossy. 183 00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:55,744 - She's everything that I hate. - But, Steven, you hate everything. 184 00:12:55,786 --> 00:13:00,419 - What's that supposed to mean? - Well, it means that maybe you like her... 185 00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:03,465 'cause I kind of think you do. 186 00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:06,971 No. How could I like her? 187 00:13:07,055 --> 00:13:09,600 Because I don't like her. Because I can't like her. 188 00:13:09,642 --> 00:13:12,689 Mrs. Forman, if I like her, shoot me. 189 00:13:12,772 --> 00:13:14,692 Pow! 190 00:13:27,338 --> 00:13:29,508 Jackie, get your car. We're going on a freakin' date. 191 00:13:36,519 --> 00:13:41,110 Oh, my God. It's a Veteran's Day miracle. 192 00:13:48,414 --> 00:13:50,375 Red, white and blue cheeseburgers. 193 00:13:50,417 --> 00:13:52,587 Eric, you're a genius. 194 00:13:52,671 --> 00:13:55,384 Voilà. 195 00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:57,387 Sparkler dogs. 196 00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,641 God bless America. 197 00:13:59,724 --> 00:14:03,480 - Freshly squeezed. - That's fresh. 198 00:14:04,649 --> 00:14:07,028 Ah, beer in the bottle. 199 00:14:07,111 --> 00:14:09,574 That's class. 200 00:14:09,657 --> 00:14:13,997 - The keg is tapped. - Bend over and kiss it good-bye, Bob. 201 00:14:14,081 --> 00:14:17,879 Here comes the big one. 202 00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,593 A keg? 203 00:14:21,677 --> 00:14:23,597 Oh, great. 204 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,850 Red's gone nuclear. 205 00:14:25,934 --> 00:14:28,563 This barbecue is over. 206 00:14:28,646 --> 00:14:31,985 Dad, that's it? You're just gonna give up? 207 00:14:32,069 --> 00:14:34,448 We had sparkler dogs. We could win this thing. 208 00:14:34,531 --> 00:14:37,703 No. Donna, thanks. But it's over. 209 00:14:37,786 --> 00:14:42,920 I just wanted one big blowout. One last hurrah, you know? 210 00:14:43,003 --> 00:14:46,050 Oh, why didn't I rent the one-man band? 211 00:15:00,448 --> 00:15:02,368 This is the best date ever. 212 00:15:04,664 --> 00:15:07,585 Jackie, we haven't talked in 30 minutes. 213 00:15:07,669 --> 00:15:12,426 That's okay. Steven, you don't have to say anything. 214 00:15:12,510 --> 00:15:14,597 I understand you. 215 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:17,727 - Oh, you do, do you? - Sure. 216 00:15:17,810 --> 00:15:20,481 Okay, so you're probably sitting there thinking... 217 00:15:20,523 --> 00:15:22,818 "I'm on this date with this girl... 218 00:15:22,860 --> 00:15:26,074 "who really, really likes me. 219 00:15:26,157 --> 00:15:29,120 And she's so beautiful." 220 00:15:29,204 --> 00:15:31,541 - Jackie. - Hush. 221 00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:36,466 And you're wondering... 222 00:15:36,549 --> 00:15:38,845 "How can I open up to her... 223 00:15:38,928 --> 00:15:42,976 "when everyone I have ever loved have abandoned me? 224 00:15:43,060 --> 00:15:45,647 Am I even worthy of love?" 225 00:15:47,651 --> 00:15:52,075 Well, you are, Steven. You are. 226 00:15:59,963 --> 00:16:02,133 It's okay, Steven. It's okay. Know what? Let it out. 227 00:16:02,216 --> 00:16:04,136 - Let it all out. - Okay. 228 00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:06,139 It's okay. 229 00:16:11,941 --> 00:16:14,653 - Let's go home. - Oh, come on. I'm kidding. 230 00:16:14,737 --> 00:16:18,660 No, this is all right. We can hang out here for a while, okay? 231 00:16:19,828 --> 00:16:22,583 God. 232 00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:24,920 Here, have some of my pop. 233 00:16:25,004 --> 00:16:27,090 Sure. 234 00:16:36,981 --> 00:16:39,569 Okay. 235 00:16:39,653 --> 00:16:44,786 - Well, we've gone through three batches of ambrosia salad. - Three batches! 236 00:16:44,869 --> 00:16:48,709 Not since D-day has there been such a complete and glorious victory. 237 00:16:48,792 --> 00:16:51,171 Oh, hi, Donna. 238 00:16:51,255 --> 00:16:53,175 Well, I hope you're all happy. 239 00:16:53,258 --> 00:16:56,180 'Cause you ruined my dad's barbecue. 240 00:16:56,263 --> 00:16:59,018 All he wanted was one more good day before everybody found out... 241 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,814 that his store was closing, and he's going bankrupt. 242 00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:04,777 - Wait. What? - Yeah. Bargain Bob's is closing this week... 243 00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:07,657 so congratulations. 244 00:17:07,698 --> 00:17:10,620 Oh, my God. I feel so bad. 245 00:17:10,703 --> 00:17:15,086 Well, you should. You ruined his barbecue. 246 00:17:16,546 --> 00:17:18,925 Why would you do that? 247 00:17:19,009 --> 00:17:22,473 What? Me? You were... 248 00:17:22,556 --> 00:17:26,020 Eric, for God's sakes, the man is almost a veteran. 249 00:17:29,150 --> 00:17:31,946 Okay, fine. You know what? Fine. It's all my fault. 250 00:17:32,030 --> 00:17:35,577 But, Dad, you, you gotta make everyone here go next door. 251 00:17:35,661 --> 00:17:37,956 Eric, you're right. We have got to go over there. 252 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:40,544 They are our neighbors. They are our best friends. 253 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:44,008 Yeah, I suppose. 254 00:17:45,552 --> 00:17:48,682 All right, freeloaders. Let's move it on over to Bob's. 255 00:17:48,766 --> 00:17:52,689 - Eric, grab that keg. - Okay, I'm on it. 256 00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:10,050 Hey, what's everybody doing here? 257 00:18:10,134 --> 00:18:12,722 Congratulations, Bob, you really out-barbecued me. 258 00:18:12,805 --> 00:18:15,142 I gotta say. You're one hell of a guy. 259 00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:21,486 Oh, Bob. We just love you so much. 260 00:18:21,569 --> 00:18:25,659 Midge, you told. 261 00:18:27,997 --> 00:18:32,295 Look, Bob. I just want you to know that... 262 00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:35,801 you've been a real good neighbor and a real good friend. 263 00:18:35,843 --> 00:18:38,138 And if you ever need it, I'm here for you. 264 00:18:38,222 --> 00:18:40,934 Thanks, Red. 265 00:18:41,018 --> 00:18:42,938 Oh, but, uh... 266 00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:45,483 I can't help you if you cry, Bob. 267 00:18:47,111 --> 00:18:50,533 - Don't cry. - These are tears of joy, Red. 268 00:18:50,617 --> 00:18:52,996 Yeah, that's bad too, Bob. 269 00:18:56,251 --> 00:18:58,630 Move! 270 00:18:58,713 --> 00:19:00,633 Come on. 271 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:05,475 - Hey. - Oh, hey. What's up? Hi. 272 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,443 Look, I'm sorry. 273 00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:13,863 Everyone came by, and I know you did that... 274 00:19:13,947 --> 00:19:16,284 so... thanks. 275 00:19:16,367 --> 00:19:18,704 No, Donna. I'm sorry. 276 00:19:18,746 --> 00:19:21,334 Look, you know that I wouldn't have acted like such a jerk... 277 00:19:21,417 --> 00:19:24,840 if I knew something so terrible was happening to your dad. 278 00:19:24,923 --> 00:19:28,220 No, I know. I know. It's okay. 279 00:19:28,304 --> 00:19:31,100 - My folks didn't want me to say anything, so. - Yeah. 280 00:19:31,183 --> 00:19:33,938 No, I mean. Yeah. 281 00:19:34,021 --> 00:19:35,941 Yeah. 282 00:19:38,195 --> 00:19:40,115 Are you okay? 283 00:19:40,198 --> 00:19:43,203 Yeah, and no. 284 00:19:44,246 --> 00:19:46,667 I don't know. 285 00:19:59,229 --> 00:20:01,900 So... 286 00:20:01,984 --> 00:20:04,112 our first date's almost over. 287 00:20:04,196 --> 00:20:06,616 Yeah. 288 00:20:06,658 --> 00:20:09,412 What'd you think? 289 00:20:11,917 --> 00:20:15,130 It was no worse than bowling. 290 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,093 I... I don't hate bowling. 291 00:20:36,206 --> 00:20:38,836 Huh. 292 00:20:40,714 --> 00:20:43,176 Okay. I didn't feel anything. 293 00:20:44,386 --> 00:20:48,894 - Nothing? - No, I mean, the kiss was hot, but... 294 00:20:51,565 --> 00:20:53,777 Well, did you feel something? 295 00:20:53,860 --> 00:20:57,825 Uh, no. 296 00:20:59,328 --> 00:21:02,374 Well, no. 297 00:21:08,217 --> 00:21:11,598 So I guess that's it then. 298 00:21:11,681 --> 00:21:14,269 Turns out you were right about us all along. 299 00:21:14,352 --> 00:21:16,272 Yeah. 300 00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:20,278 So what happens now? 301 00:21:24,035 --> 00:21:26,747 I'm not opposed to doing it. 302 00:21:26,789 --> 00:21:28,751 Take me home, you pig. 303 00:21:30,086 --> 00:21:32,298 Yes, dear. 304 00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:39,080 Fez. 305 00:21:40,749 --> 00:21:43,421 I don't feel so good. 306 00:21:43,504 --> 00:21:45,466 Me neither. 307 00:21:45,507 --> 00:21:47,719 You see a horse? 308 00:21:48,888 --> 00:21:51,434 - Yes, I do. - Is it pink? 309 00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:54,814 Uh-huh. 310 00:21:57,318 --> 00:22:02,660 This was the best barbecue ever.