1
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All right, Hyde! Your dad's apartment
is the perfect place for a party.

2
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It's already trashed.

3
00:00:10,108 --> 00:00:14,667
Hey, even if half the people we invited
show up, this party's gonna rock.

4
00:00:14,709 --> 00:00:16,926
- Did you find the cups?
- Nope. Even better.

5
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A plastic tube and a funnel.

6
00:00:20,022 --> 00:00:23,284
All this and a dirty funnel?

7
00:00:23,368 --> 00:00:25,836
Merry Christmas to me.

8
00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:28,053
Yeah, we don't even
have to worry about germs...

9
00:00:28,095 --> 00:00:30,395
because even though our spit
backs up in the tube...

10
00:00:30,479 --> 00:00:32,570
the alcohol kills 'em.

11
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- We're leaving.
- So leaving.

12
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- Wait. You're leaving?
- Yeah, see...

13
00:00:37,632 --> 00:00:40,183
when I was a little girl,
I made a promise to myself.

14
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"Self," I said, "if you're ever
about to suck beer...

15
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out of a funnel
that might give you mono, don't."

16
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So bye-bye.

17
00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:52,523
All right. Kelso, I'm gonna nix the funnel
on account of I think it repels women.

18
00:00:52,607 --> 00:00:58,588
Hey, any woman who doesn't appreciate
a nice funnel isn't much of a woman.

19
00:00:59,801 --> 00:01:01,977
- Hey, guys.
- Oh, hey.

20
00:01:02,060 --> 00:01:05,239
- What's with the keg?
- Throwin' a little party.

21
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You know, 'tis the season
to get sloppy.

22
00:01:08,544 --> 00:01:11,012
- Well, uh...
- You're cool with this, right?

23
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Sure. Yeah. Cool dad.
That's me.

24
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Totally cool dad.

25
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Hey, listen.
Have a merry, uh, keg party.

26
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Mr. Hyde, you're the best.

27
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Yeah, you're the best.

28
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Will you be my daddy?
I'm not kidding.

29
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Seriously.

30
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- Oh, hey, Fez, can you grab this for me?
- Sure.

31
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You know, Kelso,
four times is not funny.

32
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Um, yes, it is.

33
00:01:59,325 --> 00:02:02,295
<i>Guess who?</i>

34
00:02:02,336 --> 00:02:05,390
Eric, it's your mom!

35
00:02:05,474 --> 00:02:08,485
Oh, I'm not...

36
00:02:11,915 --> 00:02:14,174
Oh, you're caroling.

37
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That is so... odd.

38
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Well, um, happy holidays.

39
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Look what I brought.
Mistletoe!

40
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Uh-oh.

41
00:02:26,723 --> 00:02:28,940
Uh-uh.

42
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Uh-oh!

43
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Uh-oh!

44
00:02:37,431 --> 00:02:41,070
Now, Steven, I brought some
beautiful Christmas ornaments...

45
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to hang on your...
antenna.

46
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Ah, Mrs. Forman, you're not
checking up on me, are you?

47
00:02:47,805 --> 00:02:52,323
No, no, no. I'm just spreading
a little holiday cheer.

48
00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:54,414
Dusty.

49
00:02:54,498 --> 00:02:58,764
Oh. Oh, and this blanket,
it needs a nice Christmas washing.

50
00:02:58,848 --> 00:03:03,993
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
That's Bud's Christmas stool.

51
00:03:04,077 --> 00:03:08,343
Very sentimental. If anybody
touches it, he just goes nuts, so...

52
00:03:08,427 --> 00:03:14,367
Huh. Well, um, I don't
quite believe you, but okay.

53
00:03:14,409 --> 00:03:16,709
Okay.

54
00:03:16,793 --> 00:03:22,523
So, um, Bud left you boys
here unsupervised?

55
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Oh, salami in the couch.

56
00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:29,760
Now, that's... sanitary.

57
00:03:32,939 --> 00:03:38,335
Okay! Okay, then, um,
why don't you boys hang up those angels?

58
00:03:38,377 --> 00:03:40,803
And, um, Eric,
come in here...

59
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and help me with the traditional
holiday floor wax.

60
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Mom, seriously, we're okay.
You can go, really.

61
00:04:02,889 --> 00:04:06,779
<i>Oh, good.</i>
<i>Fez is making ice.</i>

62
00:04:44,551 --> 00:04:46,726
Ooh. Listen to this.

63
00:04:46,810 --> 00:04:48,734
"Corner Him Under the Mistletoe:

64
00:04:48,818 --> 00:04:51,034
Eight Ways to Trick
a Guy Into a Relationship."

65
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I love the holidays.

66
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Yeah, hanging your stocking, putting cookies
out for Santa, setting a man trap.

67
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Mmm, Christmas.

68
00:05:03,291 --> 00:05:06,846
You know, this'll be the first year I
celebrate Christmas without a boyfriend.

69
00:05:06,930 --> 00:05:09,063
And Jesus wept.

70
00:05:11,071 --> 00:05:13,037
So here's my new plan
for the year:

71
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Buy some really cute tops,
fly to Hollywood and marry Lee Majors.

72
00:05:17,889 --> 00:05:20,148
Make fun of that.
I dare you.

73
00:05:20,231 --> 00:05:22,741
Jackie, there are so many ways
to make fun of that...

74
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I don't even know
where to start.

75
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It's like choosing
your favorite jelly bean.

76
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Donna, be nice to me.
I'm lonely.

77
00:05:31,484 --> 00:05:34,579
I mean, okay,
if there were mistletoe over me right now...

78
00:05:34,663 --> 00:05:36,629
who would kiss me?

79
00:05:36,712 --> 00:05:39,055
No one. That's who.

80
00:05:39,138 --> 00:05:41,815
Being alone isn't that bad.

81
00:05:41,899 --> 00:05:43,991
It's a great opportunity
to get to know yourself...

82
00:05:44,074 --> 00:05:46,040
and be comfortable
with who you are.

83
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Donna, I already love myself.

84
00:05:48,090 --> 00:05:50,265
I just wanna
French someone.

85
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I miss my funnel.

86
00:05:59,844 --> 00:06:03,274
Eric, drink.

87
00:06:03,358 --> 00:06:05,282
Okay.

88
00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:08,586
If I was Tattoo,
and I lived on Fantasy Island...

89
00:06:08,628 --> 00:06:11,138
my fantasy would be
to not be a midget.

90
00:06:11,180 --> 00:06:13,187
Am I right?

91
00:06:14,191 --> 00:06:16,450
Hmm.

92
00:06:16,492 --> 00:06:19,546
Eenie, meenie, miney, Forman.

93
00:06:21,302 --> 00:06:24,942
You know, Hyde, at first I thought
your dad was a real dirtbag...

94
00:06:25,025 --> 00:06:26,949
but I've come to realize
that there's a fine line...

95
00:06:27,033 --> 00:06:30,881
between dirtbag
and Father of the Year!

96
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Damn!

97
00:06:38,076 --> 00:06:40,879
Fellas, I have to be honest.

98
00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:44,936
I've never played quarters before,
so I probably stink.

99
00:06:45,020 --> 00:06:48,450
Oh, happy day! Eric.

100
00:06:49,788 --> 00:06:52,131
Man, this is the worst game
in the world.

101
00:06:52,214 --> 00:06:55,017
I'm so thirsty.

102
00:06:55,101 --> 00:06:57,987
Damn it! Eric, drink!

103
00:06:59,493 --> 00:07:03,466
I mean, he lives
on Fantasy Island, man...

104
00:07:03,550 --> 00:07:05,558
and he's a midget!

105
00:07:05,642 --> 00:07:07,649
It's so obvious.

106
00:07:10,954 --> 00:07:15,388
Hmm. Mmmm, Forman.

107
00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:18,943
Does anyone else
feel kind of woozy?

108
00:07:20,575 --> 00:07:23,879
Oh, what the hell, man?

109
00:07:26,096 --> 00:07:30,195
If I make this shot,
I promise I will not pick you, Eric.

110
00:07:32,663 --> 00:07:34,671
I pick you, Eric.

111
00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:37,767
It's fun to lie.

112
00:07:40,485 --> 00:07:42,995
Donna, that's Fireman Rob
and Fireman Dean.

113
00:07:43,037 --> 00:07:46,969
- They're firemen!
- Jackie, they're, like, 40.

114
00:07:47,011 --> 00:07:49,813
Whatever. They're firemen!

115
00:07:49,897 --> 00:07:52,156
Two hot firemen in a bar.

116
00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:56,255
This is just like that play I wrote.
Okay, give me five minutes.

117
00:07:56,339 --> 00:07:58,263
I'll pick the one I want,
and you can have the other.

118
00:07:58,347 --> 00:08:01,484
Hello! I'm dating someone.
Eric.

119
00:08:01,568 --> 00:08:03,826
Donna, Dean can
bench-press a keg.

120
00:08:03,910 --> 00:08:08,804
- Eric can't even bench-press a cup.
- He can too.

121
00:08:12,276 --> 00:08:15,288
Rob, Dean, this is Donna.

122
00:08:22,942 --> 00:08:26,038
So, what do you girls do?

123
00:08:26,121 --> 00:08:30,012
That's funny you should ask.
We, uh, go to high school!

124
00:08:32,396 --> 00:08:36,495
- Any outside interests?
- Uh-huh. High school guys!

125
00:08:47,998 --> 00:08:50,675
Kelso, it's fine.
I'm not that drunk.

126
00:08:52,097 --> 00:08:54,440
I just...

127
00:08:54,524 --> 00:08:58,163
I just can't walk... or see.

128
00:08:59,627 --> 00:09:03,266
Man, that was...
That was a great party!

129
00:09:03,308 --> 00:09:06,445
You know... You know who
doesn't like parties? Red.

130
00:09:10,335 --> 00:09:12,301
"I'm Red!

131
00:09:16,066 --> 00:09:19,538
I don't like parties...

132
00:09:19,579 --> 00:09:23,051
'cause I'm a big,
bald, party pooper!"

133
00:09:31,041 --> 00:09:34,011
Uh-oh.

134
00:09:37,733 --> 00:09:40,285
Uh-oh.

135
00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:44,091
Son of a bitch!

136
00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:50,115
Eric, when did you
eat spaghetti?

137
00:09:59,568 --> 00:10:02,873
I knew something
was going on at Bud's.

138
00:10:02,956 --> 00:10:08,018
When I went over there,
the only thing in the fridge... olives.

139
00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:12,996
And poor Fez had ice
in his pants.

140
00:10:14,711 --> 00:10:17,053
My head hurts.

141
00:10:17,137 --> 00:10:20,776
That's your brain trying
to comprehend its own stupidity.

142
00:10:25,921 --> 00:10:29,936
I mean, what kind of parent leaves
a bunch of teenagers alone with a keg?

143
00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:32,404
A fun one?

144
00:10:32,446 --> 00:10:36,922
Hey, Jim Beam, can it.

145
00:10:36,964 --> 00:10:39,013
Red, you need to have
a talk with Bud.

146
00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:41,649
No.

147
00:10:41,732 --> 00:10:43,740
Eric's home now.

148
00:10:43,824 --> 00:10:49,638
And what goes on between Bud and Steven
is between Bud and Steven.

149
00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:51,730
He's just not a good dad.

150
00:10:51,813 --> 00:10:54,198
Well, you know what?
I agree.

151
00:10:54,281 --> 00:10:57,167
So, I think we should
get in the car...

152
00:10:57,209 --> 00:11:01,183
pick up Steven and move him
back in with us and feed him...

153
00:11:02,438 --> 00:11:05,659
and... and clothe him...

154
00:11:05,742 --> 00:11:07,667
and love him.

155
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,716
No.

156
00:11:12,142 --> 00:11:16,325
I'm not loving anybody
that I'm not legally required to.

157
00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:25,360
Fine. I'll call Bud.

158
00:11:25,444 --> 00:11:27,368
And, Eric,
I'll deal with you later.

159
00:11:27,452 --> 00:11:29,418
Thank you.

160
00:11:34,898 --> 00:11:37,407
Mommy, I don't feel so good.

161
00:11:37,491 --> 00:11:40,670
If you're gonna get sick again,
why don't you throw up under the tree...

162
00:11:40,754 --> 00:11:43,514
because Christmas is ruined!

163
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:50,625
Oh, no.

164
00:11:55,143 --> 00:11:58,071
So, tell me more
about the big ladder thingy.

165
00:11:58,113 --> 00:12:01,334
Oh, the cherry picker?
Funny story. True story.

166
00:12:04,555 --> 00:12:08,110
Okay, Jackie, this is a nightmare,
and we're leaving.

167
00:12:09,323 --> 00:12:13,046
Okay. Look, Donna,
you have a boyfriend, I don't.

168
00:12:13,130 --> 00:12:15,598
And maybe I don't want
to sit home alone every night.

169
00:12:15,681 --> 00:12:19,948
And if somebody doesn't tell me I'm cute
in the next five minutes, I'm gonna scream!

170
00:12:22,039 --> 00:12:24,716
Hi. Sorry. My friend
was being a wet blanket.

171
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:27,979
Well, maybe I
should talk to her.

172
00:12:28,063 --> 00:12:30,322
I mean, a wet blanket's
a fireman's best friend.

173
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:37,182
Boy, something about you
is so familiar.

174
00:12:37,265 --> 00:12:39,189
I get that all the time.

175
00:12:39,273 --> 00:12:41,197
See from the right,
I look like Gidget...

176
00:12:41,281 --> 00:12:43,414
and from the left,
I look like Elizabeth Taylor.

177
00:12:43,456 --> 00:12:46,635
- Neat, huh?
- Nah. It's...

178
00:12:46,719 --> 00:12:48,685
Oh, it's your laugh!

179
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:52,742
You know, I used to date a girl with the same
laugh, but, uh, it was 20 years ago.

180
00:12:52,826 --> 00:12:55,754
She dumped me and married
some rich lawyer.

181
00:12:55,838 --> 00:12:58,264
Burk... Burkhart!
That was it.

182
00:12:58,347 --> 00:13:03,241
Oh, my God, that's my name!
And my dad's a rich lawyer!

183
00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:05,291
Oh, my God!

184
00:13:08,846 --> 00:13:11,524
So, Jackie, was this
in the play you wrote?

185
00:13:22,608 --> 00:13:24,742
Kitty, why are you smoking?

186
00:13:27,251 --> 00:13:29,385
It's my Yuletide cigarette.

187
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:37,290
To celebrate all the children who spend
black Christmases with bad parents.

188
00:13:38,294 --> 00:13:40,135
Kitty, put that out.

189
00:13:42,645 --> 00:13:45,489
Back off, Grinch.

190
00:13:51,638 --> 00:13:54,148
Hey, Red. Hey, Kitty.

191
00:13:54,231 --> 00:13:56,532
Bad parent.

192
00:13:57,745 --> 00:14:00,673
- Is she all right?
- Hmm? Oh, yeah.

193
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,350
Uh, sit down, Bud.

194
00:14:03,434 --> 00:14:05,567
Kitty, sweetheart...

195
00:14:06,738 --> 00:14:08,788
why don't you leave us
alone for a minute?

196
00:14:09,959 --> 00:14:12,511
A boy can't live on olives.

197
00:14:17,070 --> 00:14:19,078
Bud...

198
00:14:21,044 --> 00:14:23,637
Eric just came back from your place
falling-down drunk.

199
00:14:24,767 --> 00:14:26,942
He threw up on my shoes.

200
00:14:28,364 --> 00:14:31,962
Now, what were you thinking,
leaving kids alone with a keg?

201
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:37,148
Look, Red, I've never
really been a dad before.

202
00:14:37,232 --> 00:14:41,457
I-I'm just trying to...
I don't know...

203
00:14:41,540 --> 00:14:43,465
take it easy,
be his friend.

204
00:14:43,548 --> 00:14:46,393
Why would you be friends
with a 17-year-old?

205
00:14:47,522 --> 00:14:50,032
They're idiots.

206
00:14:50,115 --> 00:14:55,762
Bud, being a teenager
is like being in combat.

207
00:14:55,846 --> 00:14:58,105
One minute you're
crawling around half blind...

208
00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:00,824
the next, you're looking
for your own foot.

209
00:15:01,995 --> 00:15:06,471
- Follow me?
- Not really.

210
00:15:06,513 --> 00:15:10,445
I was a conscientious...
Canadian.

211
00:15:11,783 --> 00:15:15,841
Well, if you weren't chicken
and you did fight...

212
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:18,016
who would you want
as your lieutenant, me or you?

213
00:15:18,058 --> 00:15:22,533
Well, you, 'cause you're mean and scary.

214
00:15:24,081 --> 00:15:26,131
That's right.

215
00:15:26,214 --> 00:15:28,933
Steven doesn't need
another friend, Bud.

216
00:15:29,017 --> 00:15:31,234
Steven needs somebody
to ride his ass.

217
00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:35,291
He may not like it.
He may not thank you for it.

218
00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:40,938
He may... do impressions of you
behind your back.

219
00:15:46,502 --> 00:15:49,639
He thinks he's
so damn funny.

220
00:15:52,023 --> 00:15:56,708
But the point is, he'll know right from wrong
because you did your job.

221
00:15:56,792 --> 00:15:58,548
Huh.

222
00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:07,249
Bread, ham, bananas, milk. Because
there are four food groups, Bud! Four!

223
00:16:18,668 --> 00:16:20,760
I am so grossed out.

224
00:16:20,802 --> 00:16:25,779
I need a Calgon bath, a facial,
some Tater Tots and some Jean Naté.

225
00:16:27,285 --> 00:16:30,757
- This night was the worst.
- I know.

226
00:16:30,841 --> 00:16:33,643
I mean, I am not
gonna find love in a bar.

227
00:16:33,685 --> 00:16:37,492
All I'm gonna find there
are guys who used to French my mom.

228
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:41,758
Just this morning, I was playing
with My Pretty Ponies.

229
00:16:41,842 --> 00:16:43,808
Look what you've done to me!
Look!

230
00:16:43,892 --> 00:16:49,078
Me? I'm not the one who hooked up
with the volunteer fire department.

231
00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:52,383
I am never gonna
meet anybody...

232
00:16:52,467 --> 00:16:55,938
and I'm never, ever
gonna feel better, ever.

233
00:16:59,829 --> 00:17:03,928
Jackie, when you're sad, you look
exactly like Mary Tyler Moore.

234
00:17:07,483 --> 00:17:10,830
Oh, my God!
Donna, I do.

235
00:17:10,913 --> 00:17:13,214
I am gonna
make it after all!

236
00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:17,732
Damn!

237
00:17:23,546 --> 00:17:25,595
Okay, everybody,
here we go.

238
00:17:25,679 --> 00:17:29,318
Now, if I catch on fire,
you promise to put me out?

239
00:17:29,402 --> 00:17:31,912
Well, I'm sure someone will.
Right, guys?

240
00:17:35,258 --> 00:17:37,266
Okay, great.

241
00:17:38,353 --> 00:17:40,403
Steven, I gotta tal...

242
00:17:40,445 --> 00:17:43,457
- What the hell are you doing?
- It is complicated.

243
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:47,012
All right. That's it.
Party's over. Everybody out.

244
00:17:47,096 --> 00:17:49,062
What the hell
are you doing, Bud?

245
00:17:49,145 --> 00:17:51,906
Steven, this place
is a madhouse.

246
00:17:51,990 --> 00:17:55,211
There are kids all over the place,
and this guy could've burst into flames.

247
00:17:57,218 --> 00:17:59,226
We'll never know now,
will we, Bud?

248
00:18:03,367 --> 00:18:07,718
Look, Eric went home so drunk,
he threw up all over Red's shoes.

249
00:18:11,022 --> 00:18:13,365
- That's good stuff.
- No, it's not good stuff.

250
00:18:13,406 --> 00:18:15,372
And you know what else?
It's forbidden.

251
00:18:15,414 --> 00:18:17,464
So, what, are you trying
to play father now?

252
00:18:17,548 --> 00:18:19,932
I'm not playing.
I am your father.

253
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,982
You wanna stay here,
you're gonna do what I tell you.

254
00:18:22,065 --> 00:18:24,533
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, really!

255
00:18:24,617 --> 00:18:30,055
I'll be damned if you're gonna end up
looking for your own foot on my watch!

256
00:18:33,485 --> 00:18:37,960
Now, clean up all this crap, take the
trash out and eat a banana, dumb-ass!

257
00:18:49,547 --> 00:18:53,688
Now he's all strict.
I gotta do my homework...

258
00:18:53,772 --> 00:18:56,700
and he keeps talking
about nutrition.

259
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:02,891
So, I guess what I'm
hearing from all this is...

260
00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:05,944
Hyde loves his daddy!

261
00:19:07,534 --> 00:19:10,671
- Shut up, Forman. I do not.
- Yes, you do!

262
00:19:10,755 --> 00:19:12,721
Yes, you do!

263
00:19:12,804 --> 00:19:15,774
And Daddy loves his little Hyde!

264
00:19:15,816 --> 00:19:20,041
And that's why he yells at him
and tucks him into bed...

265
00:19:20,124 --> 00:19:22,509
and puts on his little
footsie pajamas...

266
00:19:22,592 --> 00:19:24,893
and reads him
bedtime stories!

267
00:19:26,984 --> 00:19:29,954
Hey, thanks, Steven.
I'll take over from here.

268
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:37,358
- Now, about last night...
- You know what, Dad?

269
00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:39,910
Uh, before you get started,
I know what you're gonna say.

270
00:19:39,952 --> 00:19:43,800
Oh, really?
What do you know?

271
00:19:43,884 --> 00:19:49,781
Um, that I was
irresponsible and stupid.

272
00:19:49,865 --> 00:19:55,428
And I have it on good authority that I...
may have called you something.

273
00:19:58,566 --> 00:20:03,794
Like, um,
"big, bald party pooper?"

274
00:20:07,015 --> 00:20:08,939
For instance.

275
00:20:09,023 --> 00:20:13,164
But the point is, Dad,
I'm really ashamed and sorry...

276
00:20:14,377 --> 00:20:16,552
and afraid.

277
00:20:16,636 --> 00:20:20,024
Hmm.

278
00:20:20,108 --> 00:20:22,994
Okay.

279
00:20:23,078 --> 00:20:25,044
Well, that covers it.

280
00:20:26,257 --> 00:20:29,143
Okay. Good talk.

281
00:20:33,075 --> 00:20:35,334
That's it?

282
00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:37,342
I get off scot-free?

283
00:20:37,425 --> 00:20:39,391
I mean, I learned
a valuable lesson?

284
00:20:45,791 --> 00:20:48,510
Look, Son,
you're grown up now.

285
00:20:48,594 --> 00:20:50,601
You know what you did wrong.

286
00:20:50,685 --> 00:20:55,621
And I am too tired to keep thinking up
new and exciting ways to punish you.

287
00:20:57,001 --> 00:21:00,473
So... Merry Christmas.

288
00:21:00,557 --> 00:21:03,694
Are you kidding me?

289
00:21:03,736 --> 00:21:06,831
I don't get in trouble, and you're
giving me a Christmas present?

290
00:21:07,919 --> 00:21:11,182
Oh, boy, this is
the best Christmas ever!

291
00:21:11,265 --> 00:21:13,900
Actually, you know,
this really smells.

292
00:21:13,942 --> 00:21:16,410
Yeah, those are my shoes
from last night.

293
00:21:21,890 --> 00:21:24,776
Clean 'em,
buff'em and shine 'em.

294
00:21:26,198 --> 00:21:28,457
Ho, ho, ho.

295
00:21:31,009 --> 00:21:32,975
Dumb-ass!

296
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,641
Damn.

297
00:21:45,398 --> 00:21:47,322
Damn it!

298
00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:52,091
Oh, come on!