1 00:00:04,373 --> 00:00:07,341 Well... 2 00:00:07,383 --> 00:00:09,850 Okay. Now that we're all in the van... 3 00:00:09,891 --> 00:00:11,982 and you guys can't change your mind... 4 00:00:12,066 --> 00:00:14,574 I just want you to know that we're not exactly... 5 00:00:14,658 --> 00:00:18,379 on the way to my uncle's fabulous cabin in the woods. 6 00:00:18,462 --> 00:00:20,511 It's really more of an ice shack. 7 00:00:20,594 --> 00:00:22,518 Did you say ice shack? 8 00:00:22,601 --> 00:00:24,901 Hmm? Yeah. 9 00:00:24,984 --> 00:00:27,075 Oh, and, uh, the hot tub... 10 00:00:27,116 --> 00:00:29,081 It's really more of a garbage can. 11 00:00:30,503 --> 00:00:33,262 Oh, but it's also the bathroom, so... 12 00:00:33,304 --> 00:00:37,359 - Kelso, turn this van around! - No, Donna, wait. 13 00:00:37,443 --> 00:00:39,366 Is there beer? 14 00:00:39,450 --> 00:00:42,920 Tons. Hey, and we don't even need a refrigerator... 15 00:00:43,004 --> 00:00:45,888 'cause it's so freakin' cold. 16 00:00:47,101 --> 00:00:49,024 - Paradise. - Yeah. 17 00:00:49,108 --> 00:00:51,909 Oh, and, uh, before we pick up Jackie... 18 00:00:51,992 --> 00:00:54,459 I just want to make sure everybody knows what this trip is about. 19 00:00:54,543 --> 00:00:56,299 The fabulous hot-tub toilet? 20 00:00:57,845 --> 00:01:00,605 No. Eric, tell her about my master plan. 21 00:01:00,688 --> 00:01:05,078 Oh. Yeah. See, Kelso, when you start a sentence with the words "master plan," 22 00:01:05,162 --> 00:01:08,423 I just kind of know it's gonna be stupid, so I just naturally tune out. 23 00:01:10,430 --> 00:01:14,485 Okay, well, my master plan is... 24 00:01:14,569 --> 00:01:17,997 Eric! Pay attention! 25 00:01:19,084 --> 00:01:21,007 This is about a romantic double date. 26 00:01:21,091 --> 00:01:23,014 It's you and Donna and me and Jackie. 27 00:01:23,098 --> 00:01:27,487 Kelso, you do know you're not actually dating Jackie, right? 28 00:01:27,529 --> 00:01:29,787 That's why it's a secret double date. 29 00:01:29,829 --> 00:01:32,923 See, I told Jackie that the whole gang was coming... 30 00:01:33,006 --> 00:01:35,849 but then, I didn't invite Hyde, especially not Fez. 31 00:01:35,891 --> 00:01:37,856 He's all over Jackie. 32 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:40,866 Look. I'm not doing this. Turn this van around! 33 00:01:40,950 --> 00:01:42,873 No! I need you guys. 34 00:01:42,956 --> 00:01:45,381 See, if you're there... You guys are, like, the perfect couple. 35 00:01:45,423 --> 00:01:47,388 And... And if you're there... 36 00:01:47,430 --> 00:01:50,398 then, I can just copy all the sissy, loser things that Eric does for you. 37 00:01:52,405 --> 00:01:54,454 I really do enjoy your sissy, loser things. 38 00:01:54,537 --> 00:01:58,007 Yeah, like when I had first dibs on that seat, but I took the hump. 39 00:01:58,091 --> 00:02:00,934 It's a small price to pay to keep my lady happy. 40 00:02:01,979 --> 00:02:04,446 Exactly. I want to be that dork. 41 00:02:04,529 --> 00:02:06,035 Hmm. 42 00:02:08,083 --> 00:02:11,595 - Kelso, why are you speeding up? - I gotta beat this light. 43 00:02:11,637 --> 00:02:14,480 - Why? - I just... I gotta! 44 00:02:17,699 --> 00:02:19,622 Damn it! 45 00:02:25,475 --> 00:02:27,984 What are you doing? 46 00:02:28,026 --> 00:02:30,283 I've been chasing you for six blocks. 47 00:02:31,538 --> 00:02:34,004 I'm sorry, buddy. I didn't see you. 48 00:02:34,046 --> 00:02:38,185 Yeah, nice try. I know all about your master plan. 49 00:02:38,269 --> 00:02:40,234 Now, drive, you sneaky son of a bitch. 50 00:03:21,373 --> 00:03:23,338 You brought me to an outhouse? 51 00:03:23,380 --> 00:03:27,310 Actually, Jackie... That's the outhouse. 52 00:03:27,393 --> 00:03:30,027 No! No, it's an ice shack, for fishing. 53 00:03:30,069 --> 00:03:32,410 I... This is gonna be a blast. 54 00:03:32,494 --> 00:03:35,462 I me... It is so beautiful out here. 55 00:03:35,546 --> 00:03:38,974 Plus, I brought lotion. 56 00:03:44,117 --> 00:03:46,667 Ooh, it's kinda cold. 57 00:03:46,750 --> 00:03:50,806 Here, take my jacket. 58 00:03:50,889 --> 00:03:52,896 I love you. 59 00:03:52,980 --> 00:03:57,203 God, we are such the... perfect couple. 60 00:03:58,206 --> 00:03:59,836 I'm cold too. 61 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:02,805 Well, damn, Jackie. I can't control the weather! 62 00:04:05,021 --> 00:04:08,742 Here, Jackie, take my coat. 63 00:04:08,825 --> 00:04:11,417 Ohh, thanks, Fez. 64 00:04:14,051 --> 00:04:17,020 So, sweetie, what do you want to do? 65 00:04:17,103 --> 00:04:19,988 - Whatever you want to do, honey. - I want to go inside. 66 00:04:20,072 --> 00:04:22,915 - That's what I want to do too. - Oh, my God! Let's go. 67 00:04:24,503 --> 00:04:28,099 Hey, what the hell was that jacket business, man? 68 00:04:28,182 --> 00:04:30,356 Uh, you're making me look bad. 69 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:33,325 Look, Kelso, you are my good, good friend... 70 00:04:33,408 --> 00:04:35,499 but I will stop at nothing to win Jackie... 71 00:04:35,582 --> 00:04:37,589 and if you're in my way, I will destroy you. 72 00:04:40,641 --> 00:04:42,732 This is nice, you coming home for lunch. 73 00:04:42,815 --> 00:04:45,240 Yeah. 74 00:04:51,679 --> 00:04:54,062 Good afternoon, sunshine. 75 00:04:54,145 --> 00:04:56,570 So, what have you got planned for today? 76 00:04:56,654 --> 00:05:02,298 Same as every day. Lie on the couch, do my nails, avoid talking to you. 77 00:05:03,468 --> 00:05:05,392 It's not going that well, so far. 78 00:05:09,740 --> 00:05:13,628 Red, that girl does nothing but party all night and sleep all day. 79 00:05:13,711 --> 00:05:16,136 She's gonna end up like Aunt Martha. 80 00:05:17,140 --> 00:05:19,690 Remember the beer gut on her? 81 00:05:19,774 --> 00:05:23,076 She's not gonna end up like Fat Martha. 82 00:05:24,456 --> 00:05:28,470 Poor woman got so large she couldn't play putt-putt. 83 00:05:28,553 --> 00:05:30,602 Geez, don't remind me. 84 00:05:30,686 --> 00:05:34,156 That par two was the longest three hours of my life. 85 00:05:34,239 --> 00:05:38,086 Red, your daughter is drifting. So what are you gonna do? 86 00:05:38,169 --> 00:05:40,427 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 87 00:05:40,511 --> 00:05:43,228 I'm gonna start eating my lunch at the office. 88 00:05:48,914 --> 00:05:51,631 Leo, man, glad you're here. I've been really busy. 89 00:05:51,715 --> 00:05:57,485 Oh, yeah? I guess my "buy one, get one free" flyer is really bringing in the business. 90 00:05:57,568 --> 00:06:00,160 That's 'cause you forgot the "buy one" part. 91 00:06:02,961 --> 00:06:04,926 Oh, no. 92 00:06:04,968 --> 00:06:06,933 Well, good thing we're closing early, man... 93 00:06:06,975 --> 00:06:09,149 'cause I need you to give me a ride over to my Cousin Larry's. 94 00:06:09,233 --> 00:06:12,619 - I don't have a car, man. - You can drive mine, man. 95 00:06:14,375 --> 00:06:18,431 - I can't drive since my license got suspended. - Why? What'd you do? 96 00:06:18,472 --> 00:06:21,608 Well, I dropped it in some soda, you know? 97 00:06:21,692 --> 00:06:24,284 And it just hung there, suspended. 98 00:06:25,831 --> 00:06:28,381 And then when I was looking at it, I ran a red light. 99 00:06:39,293 --> 00:06:41,885 Boy, ice fishing's fun. 100 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:46,024 I like this place, out here in the middle of a frozen lake. 101 00:06:46,108 --> 00:06:49,661 It's cozy, don't you think, Jackie? 102 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:55,431 If by "cozy," you mean "small and smelly," then, yes! 103 00:06:57,479 --> 00:06:59,946 Good one, Jackie. 104 00:06:59,988 --> 00:07:01,827 That's funny. 105 00:07:01,911 --> 00:07:04,712 Well, she needs a sense of humor with an unfaithful ex-boyfriend... 106 00:07:04,796 --> 00:07:07,221 who brings her to a dump like this. 107 00:07:07,304 --> 00:07:09,938 Ow. 108 00:07:09,980 --> 00:07:13,074 - Nice. - Thank you. 109 00:07:13,157 --> 00:07:15,750 I mean, Eric would never take Donna to a place like this. 110 00:07:15,833 --> 00:07:17,756 Fez, it wouldn't matter where we were. 111 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:19,930 - Just being together makes it fun. - Aw. 112 00:07:20,014 --> 00:07:22,146 But I would never bring you to a place like this... 113 00:07:22,230 --> 00:07:25,825 because I know that you don't like such small, smelly places. 114 00:07:25,867 --> 00:07:28,208 You know me so well. 115 00:07:28,292 --> 00:07:30,215 Eskimo kiss. 116 00:07:36,612 --> 00:07:39,664 Too bad Kelso doesn't know anything about Jackie. 117 00:07:39,747 --> 00:07:43,677 Whoa. That is not true. I know everything about her. 118 00:07:43,761 --> 00:07:47,440 In fact, I'll bet I know more about Jackie than Eric knows about Donna. 119 00:07:47,524 --> 00:07:49,823 Whoa, Kelso. Walk before you run, baby. 120 00:07:52,792 --> 00:07:55,133 You think you know me, Michael? Then prove it. 121 00:07:55,216 --> 00:07:57,641 Oh, I have an idea. 122 00:07:57,725 --> 00:08:00,610 Let's play The Newlywed Game. 123 00:08:00,651 --> 00:08:03,369 Eric and Donna versus Kelso and Jackie. 124 00:08:03,453 --> 00:08:07,215 And I will be the impartial judge who gets Jackie in the end. 125 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:10,978 What? 126 00:08:11,020 --> 00:08:13,905 I mean, uh, good... good luck to everyone. 127 00:08:28,767 --> 00:08:30,774 Hey, Leo, what's in the bag, man? 128 00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:33,743 How can I put this? 129 00:08:35,081 --> 00:08:38,091 Let's just say in this bag are illegal drugs. 130 00:08:40,348 --> 00:08:43,066 What? Come on, man. You know I'm on probation! 131 00:08:43,149 --> 00:08:47,748 Nah, it's cool, man. All you have to do is just not get pulled over. 132 00:08:53,183 --> 00:08:55,525 What did I just tell you, man? 133 00:08:58,493 --> 00:09:03,008 Gentlemen, our ladies have already written down the answers to their questions. 134 00:09:04,681 --> 00:09:06,604 First up, Eric. 135 00:09:06,687 --> 00:09:10,534 Eric, what is Donna's favorite pizza topping? 136 00:09:11,746 --> 00:09:13,711 Pepperoni. 137 00:09:13,753 --> 00:09:15,718 - Donna? - Pepperoni! 138 00:09:18,143 --> 00:09:21,906 - We're such the perfect couple! - I know! 139 00:09:21,989 --> 00:09:24,331 Now, Kelso... 140 00:09:24,414 --> 00:09:26,421 Mushrooms! 141 00:09:26,463 --> 00:09:30,016 No, no, no, no, no. That is not your question. 142 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:32,609 - And minus two for interrupting the host. - Oh. 143 00:09:32,692 --> 00:09:34,824 - Minus two. - Okay, sorry. 144 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:37,876 It's okay. Minus two. 145 00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:44,942 Now, Kelso, last summer you "accidently"... 146 00:09:45,026 --> 00:09:47,994 bounced Jackie off a trampoline. 147 00:09:48,036 --> 00:09:50,921 When she woke up in the hospital, what were her first words? 148 00:09:51,004 --> 00:09:55,310 Oh, uh, you... "Michael, you idiot." 149 00:09:59,575 --> 00:10:01,205 Michael, you remembered! 150 00:10:01,247 --> 00:10:04,216 Wow, he remembered. 151 00:10:05,846 --> 00:10:09,860 Okay, Eric, according to Donna what is Donna's last name? 152 00:10:11,783 --> 00:10:13,455 Pinciotti. 153 00:10:13,539 --> 00:10:15,546 Oh, my God! 154 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:18,723 Yes! 155 00:10:18,807 --> 00:10:20,939 Correct. 156 00:10:22,820 --> 00:10:25,287 Now, Kelso... 157 00:10:25,370 --> 00:10:29,217 Jackie has distant relatives in the Cook Islands. 158 00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:33,105 In the early 1900s, what species of turtle did they save from extinction? 159 00:10:35,530 --> 00:10:38,038 Take your time. 160 00:10:39,042 --> 00:10:40,965 Ladderback. 161 00:10:45,564 --> 00:10:48,240 Michael, you're amazing! 162 00:10:49,452 --> 00:10:51,124 Oh. 163 00:10:51,208 --> 00:10:54,803 No, no, no, no. No hugging! 164 00:10:54,887 --> 00:10:56,601 I'm sorry, all right? I forgot. 165 00:10:56,685 --> 00:11:00,113 That's right, and let's try to remember that, little lady. 166 00:11:01,785 --> 00:11:05,757 Well, the score is horribly close. 167 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:08,098 I'm very impressed, Michael. 168 00:11:08,182 --> 00:11:12,070 Yeah, well, I guess you just remember things about those you care about. 169 00:11:12,154 --> 00:11:15,122 Oh, please. I'm gonna puke. 170 00:11:16,836 --> 00:11:20,892 Let's get this nightmare over with. 171 00:11:20,975 --> 00:11:22,899 Okay, Donna... 172 00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:25,992 if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? 173 00:11:26,034 --> 00:11:29,630 Um, well, there's stuff I'd change... 174 00:11:29,713 --> 00:11:31,720 but I know Eric, and he'd say "Nothing." 175 00:11:31,804 --> 00:11:35,734 No, but, wait. But that's not the question. 176 00:11:35,775 --> 00:11:38,409 Wh-Why? What'd you answer? 177 00:11:38,493 --> 00:11:41,336 It doesn't matter what I answered, because you answered wrong and I don't... 178 00:11:41,420 --> 00:11:43,343 I don't... I don't want to play anymore. 179 00:11:46,562 --> 00:11:49,321 "Huge Wile E. Coyote feet"? 180 00:11:51,203 --> 00:11:53,753 What the hell does that mean? 181 00:11:53,837 --> 00:11:56,596 It means you have enormous feet. Jackie... 182 00:11:58,770 --> 00:12:00,819 Whoa, whoa, Fez. 183 00:12:00,902 --> 00:12:02,825 Eric, you think I have enormous feet? 184 00:12:02,909 --> 00:12:05,125 No. No, no. You think that. 185 00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:08,804 Last week, you said you hated your "huge Wile E. Coyote feet." 186 00:12:08,846 --> 00:12:12,399 - Eric, I only said that so you'd say they're not big. - And they're not big. 187 00:12:12,483 --> 00:12:16,037 I'm sorry, but, dude, that's a lie. 188 00:12:18,211 --> 00:12:20,552 Oh, my God, I don't believe this. 189 00:12:20,636 --> 00:12:22,935 No, Donna, no, you're looking at this all wrong. 190 00:12:23,019 --> 00:12:27,785 Big feet make you, like, really stable. You know? 191 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:32,384 Really hard to... knock over. 192 00:12:32,426 --> 00:12:34,432 Get bent. 193 00:12:34,474 --> 00:12:36,899 See? I have small feet. 194 00:12:36,941 --> 00:12:40,578 That's where... Donna? Are you going somewhere, honey? 195 00:12:44,006 --> 00:12:48,104 Okay, this is it. 196 00:12:49,609 --> 00:12:53,162 For all the marbles. 197 00:12:53,246 --> 00:12:55,169 Jackie. What was your answer? 198 00:12:55,253 --> 00:12:57,343 Um, hmm... 199 00:12:57,427 --> 00:13:00,646 well if I had to change one thing about me... 200 00:13:00,688 --> 00:13:04,492 it would have to be that... 201 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,917 I'm too cute and all other girls are jealous. 202 00:13:07,001 --> 00:13:08,548 Kelso? 203 00:13:28,072 --> 00:13:31,082 Oh, my God, Michael! That's amazing! 204 00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:33,842 Oh! I... Oh, my God, I almost... 205 00:13:33,925 --> 00:13:36,267 Oh, my God. I gotta go talk to Donna. 206 00:13:42,663 --> 00:13:46,259 Who would know that you would win a battle of wits? 207 00:13:46,342 --> 00:13:48,934 Yeah. 208 00:13:49,018 --> 00:13:51,945 Turns out that the key to winning Jackie's heart... 209 00:13:52,028 --> 00:13:53,993 was in the last place I thought to look... 210 00:13:54,035 --> 00:13:56,125 my own brain. 211 00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:07,372 Donna, I think I'm actually feeling something for Michael, you know? 212 00:14:09,504 --> 00:14:12,222 Donna, would you please stop looking at your feet and listen to me? 213 00:14:12,263 --> 00:14:18,117 A boyfriend is supposed to tell you the things you don't like about yourself are fine. 214 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:21,754 Like last week, I told Eric his pecs were getting bigger. 215 00:14:21,796 --> 00:14:23,761 But I mean, come on. 216 00:14:23,802 --> 00:14:27,858 If you lie him on his back, you could fill up his chest with water. 217 00:14:29,238 --> 00:14:31,746 Maybe I'm just lonely. 218 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,840 Or I need a sign from, like, God. 219 00:14:34,882 --> 00:14:36,847 Or, I don't know. 220 00:14:36,888 --> 00:14:39,021 Maybe I just need someone to tell me if I'm crazy. 221 00:14:39,104 --> 00:14:41,822 Jackie, you're crazy. 222 00:14:42,909 --> 00:14:44,916 Not you, Bigfoot. 223 00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,852 Hi, honey. How was... 224 00:14:50,894 --> 00:14:53,988 Oh, not over yet. 225 00:14:54,072 --> 00:14:56,204 No, it's not, Red. 226 00:14:56,246 --> 00:14:58,211 Go make Laurie do something with her life. 227 00:15:02,015 --> 00:15:05,360 I mean it. Now! 228 00:15:05,443 --> 00:15:08,537 Oh. You know, when a guy comes home from work... 229 00:15:08,621 --> 00:15:11,924 he just wants to sit down and have a nice quiet beer. 230 00:15:12,007 --> 00:15:15,101 Well, she drank your beer because she doesn't have a future. 231 00:15:17,693 --> 00:15:20,662 Fine, Kitty. I'm going! 232 00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:23,546 Okay, honey. First of all... 233 00:15:23,630 --> 00:15:27,351 always save one beer for Daddy. 234 00:15:28,856 --> 00:15:30,277 Okay. 235 00:15:30,361 --> 00:15:32,995 Second of all... 236 00:15:33,037 --> 00:15:36,632 we feel that you need to get some direction in your life. 237 00:15:37,761 --> 00:15:40,144 And by "we," I mean your mother. 238 00:15:41,189 --> 00:15:43,907 See, honey. I'm not really worried. 239 00:15:43,991 --> 00:15:46,833 'Cause I know you're gonna find a nice guy and get married. 240 00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:48,631 - Exactly. - Right. 241 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:54,401 Someone who can take care of you, who's rich, who's... not Kelso. 242 00:15:56,157 --> 00:15:59,000 And I think this is a plan that might just work out for you. 243 00:16:00,003 --> 00:16:02,888 Okay. 244 00:16:02,971 --> 00:16:06,651 But, Daddy, I mean, if I wanted to have a career of my own, I could, right? 245 00:16:08,156 --> 00:16:10,999 Well, sure. 246 00:16:11,082 --> 00:16:15,305 I just don't want you to set yourself up for... 247 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,482 Like what happened at the college... 248 00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:25,339 I-If you set the bar too high, the fall might be... 249 00:16:27,137 --> 00:16:32,404 You see, you're just... so pretty. 250 00:16:34,537 --> 00:16:36,585 Here's five dollars. 251 00:16:43,065 --> 00:16:44,989 Good evening, gentlemen. 252 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:48,041 Is there a problem, "ossifer?" 253 00:16:53,392 --> 00:16:55,483 Did you just say "ossifer?" 254 00:16:55,566 --> 00:16:58,576 Uh, no sir, I'm sorry. 255 00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:00,918 I distinctly heard him say officer, sir. 256 00:17:01,001 --> 00:17:02,799 Uh-huh. 257 00:17:02,883 --> 00:17:06,185 I pulled you over because your left brake light is out. 258 00:17:06,269 --> 00:17:08,945 I'm gonna have to write you up a warning. 259 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:12,457 Close one, man. 260 00:17:12,540 --> 00:17:15,676 I thought for sure he was gonna ask what's in the bag. 261 00:17:16,679 --> 00:17:19,021 I'm still right here. 262 00:17:20,108 --> 00:17:21,696 Uh-oh. 263 00:17:33,612 --> 00:17:36,747 - Dog food? - We were framed! 264 00:17:40,217 --> 00:17:44,273 I mean... Of course it's dog food. 265 00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:46,948 What'd you think it was? Illegal drugs? 266 00:17:49,331 --> 00:17:52,007 All right, weirdos. 267 00:17:52,091 --> 00:17:54,014 Drive safe. 268 00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:03,672 Dog food? 269 00:18:03,755 --> 00:18:07,894 Yeah. I mean... Oh, wait, man. 270 00:18:07,978 --> 00:18:12,368 If the dog food's in this bag, then where's... 271 00:18:12,410 --> 00:18:15,629 Oh, wow. I gotta check on my dog, man! 272 00:18:22,945 --> 00:18:25,412 - Jackie, I... - Don't speak, Michael. 273 00:18:25,496 --> 00:18:27,795 I am very close to letting myself experience... 274 00:18:27,879 --> 00:18:29,927 strong feelings of not hating you. 275 00:18:30,011 --> 00:18:31,976 I just need a sign. 276 00:18:32,018 --> 00:18:34,192 I brought the lotion. 277 00:18:36,993 --> 00:18:39,919 No, okay. I want you to guess a number between one and ten. 278 00:18:40,003 --> 00:18:41,508 - Seven. - Guess again. 279 00:18:41,592 --> 00:18:43,849 - Three. - Close enough. Let's go. 280 00:18:43,933 --> 00:18:47,654 Jackie, if you go out that door with him... 281 00:18:47,737 --> 00:18:50,497 whatever we might have had between us is over forever. 282 00:18:57,270 --> 00:19:00,740 Look! The reason I haven't done anything with my life... 283 00:19:00,823 --> 00:19:02,872 is because I didn't know what I wanted to do. 284 00:19:02,914 --> 00:19:05,840 Well, the post office has a dental plan that's supposed... 285 00:19:05,924 --> 00:19:08,056 Shh! 286 00:19:09,436 --> 00:19:14,578 But, Daddy, you forced me to sit down and think about it... 287 00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:17,672 and now, I have found my passion! 288 00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:19,679 Hair! 289 00:19:24,027 --> 00:19:26,744 The musical? 290 00:19:26,828 --> 00:19:30,173 No! Hair! 291 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,180 I'm going to beauty school! 292 00:19:32,263 --> 00:19:35,608 This isn't something you do through the mail, is it? 293 00:19:36,862 --> 00:19:39,538 No! It's a real school. 294 00:19:39,621 --> 00:19:44,973 - Oh, well, yea! - Congratulations, sweetheart. 295 00:19:48,234 --> 00:19:50,366 - So, Kitty, what do you think? - Eh. 296 00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:52,415 Yeah. 297 00:19:57,014 --> 00:20:02,323 Well, looks like Jackie and Kelso are back together. 298 00:20:02,407 --> 00:20:07,340 I won and Fez lost I won and Fez lost 299 00:20:12,357 --> 00:20:15,493 - You guys, what happened? - I don't know. The van just started shakin'. 300 00:20:15,576 --> 00:20:17,541 Uh, guys. 301 00:20:29,540 --> 00:20:33,219 Quick! Everyone give me your belts. Together we can pull it out. 302 00:20:34,557 --> 00:20:38,362 Come on! 303 00:20:39,742 --> 00:20:41,665 Gi... 304 00:20:43,922 --> 00:20:47,267 Michael, this is it! This is the sign I was looking for! 305 00:20:47,351 --> 00:20:49,316 God doesn't want us to be together! 306 00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:54,040 Who cares? I'm losing my van! 307 00:20:55,378 --> 00:20:57,301 See? That was always the problem with us, Michael. 308 00:20:57,385 --> 00:20:59,308 It was always about you. 309 00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:02,234 - Jackie, are you losing your van? - No! 310 00:21:02,318 --> 00:21:05,035 Then shut up! 311 00:21:07,042 --> 00:21:12,310 Wow, watching Kelso's van sink makes the size of my feet seem unimportant. 312 00:21:12,394 --> 00:21:16,365 See, Donna? Size doesn't matter. 313 00:21:16,449 --> 00:21:19,836 - Oh, you don't have to tell me. - That's... Yeah. That's... 314 00:21:19,919 --> 00:21:22,051 There's my sweet girl. 315 00:21:22,135 --> 00:21:25,187 Fez, I'm cold. 316 00:21:26,441 --> 00:21:28,448 Frankly my dear... 317 00:21:28,532 --> 00:21:30,998 I don't give a rat's ass. 318 00:21:40,447 --> 00:21:43,656 Dr. Zhivago, I'm home! 319 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:44,904 I brought your food!