1 00:00:03,577 --> 00:00:06,170 Hey. What are you guys up to? 2 00:00:06,254 --> 00:00:08,178 We're spending the weekend at a hotel. 3 00:00:08,262 --> 00:00:11,734 What, car sex isn't good enough anymore? 4 00:00:11,818 --> 00:00:13,784 I would love car sex. 5 00:00:15,917 --> 00:00:17,925 Or just sex. 6 00:00:19,849 --> 00:00:21,857 Or just a car. 7 00:00:23,614 --> 00:00:25,873 I have to get out of town. Ever since my dad lost the store... 8 00:00:25,956 --> 00:00:29,721 he just shuffles around in a not-completely-closed bathrobe. 9 00:00:29,805 --> 00:00:31,855 It's really depressing. 10 00:00:31,938 --> 00:00:34,616 "The Wisconsin Dells' most romantic hideaway. 11 00:00:34,699 --> 00:00:37,627 Hunters and truckers always welcome." 12 00:00:39,301 --> 00:00:42,563 - That's nice. - Sounds awesome. I'm gonna go pack. 13 00:00:45,701 --> 00:00:49,340 You guys. The weirdest thing just happened with Pam Macy. 14 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:52,728 Kelso, man, she'll do that with any guy standing in front of her. 15 00:00:54,987 --> 00:00:57,706 Okay. So, I'm making out with Pam in the orchestra pit... 16 00:00:57,790 --> 00:01:01,262 and everything is progressin' like normal until... 17 00:01:02,308 --> 00:01:05,152 - What? - You know... 18 00:01:05,236 --> 00:01:09,754 the really, really bad thing that can happen to guys when they're with girls. 19 00:01:11,218 --> 00:01:14,857 Oh, did Mr. Cooper come in to buff the floor? 20 00:01:20,839 --> 00:01:23,098 No. 21 00:01:23,181 --> 00:01:25,315 Okay. 22 00:01:25,399 --> 00:01:27,323 Let me put it this way. 23 00:01:27,406 --> 00:01:30,627 The buffer wouldn't buff. 24 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:34,309 Poor Mr. Cooper. 25 00:01:38,199 --> 00:01:41,127 No, Fez. I think what he's tryin' to say is... 26 00:01:41,169 --> 00:01:43,177 the rabbit wouldn't come out of the hat. 27 00:01:44,892 --> 00:01:46,816 The weasel wouldn't pop. 28 00:01:46,858 --> 00:01:49,159 The alphabet soup never spelled "go." 29 00:01:50,455 --> 00:01:52,923 Okay! All right! Enough! 30 00:01:53,007 --> 00:01:55,433 Actually, not quite. There are a lot of Amish people... 31 00:01:55,517 --> 00:01:57,441 but they never raised a barn. 32 00:02:02,043 --> 00:02:04,427 Forman, man, that was awesome. 33 00:02:04,511 --> 00:02:07,481 Hey. It just came to me. 34 00:02:07,564 --> 00:02:10,785 Oh, I get it. The barn is Kelso's pants. 35 00:02:13,253 --> 00:02:15,470 Okay! You guys, this is not funny! 36 00:02:15,554 --> 00:02:19,152 - This is, like, a nightmare. - Yes. Eric, stop teasing. 37 00:02:19,235 --> 00:02:23,376 Kelso, I want you to know that I feel bad for you... 38 00:02:23,460 --> 00:02:26,597 and that I am sorry... you are not a man! 39 00:03:08,826 --> 00:03:12,758 So, looks like I'm gonna spend the weekend with Kelso... tutor him in math. 40 00:03:20,622 --> 00:03:23,258 Really. 41 00:03:23,341 --> 00:03:25,307 Hmm. 42 00:03:26,772 --> 00:03:30,955 So, you're allegedly tutoring Kelso in math. 43 00:03:32,795 --> 00:03:35,807 - Yes, sir. - Are you good in math? 44 00:03:37,271 --> 00:03:39,321 What's the square root of "x"? 45 00:03:41,161 --> 00:03:43,797 - Um, I really can't answer that. - Aha! 46 00:03:43,881 --> 00:03:46,767 No. See, "x" is a variable, so until you define its parameters... 47 00:03:46,851 --> 00:03:50,030 the only possible answer is a variable... or "x" if you prefer. 48 00:03:53,585 --> 00:03:55,719 Is that right? 49 00:03:55,802 --> 00:03:58,731 Sounds good. 50 00:03:58,772 --> 00:04:01,199 - Will Michael's parents be home? - Yes. 51 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:04,796 Are they as dumb as he is? 52 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:07,097 I can't lie. Yes. 53 00:04:08,394 --> 00:04:10,736 Yes, they are. 54 00:04:10,820 --> 00:04:13,455 Right answer. That was a trick question. 55 00:04:15,212 --> 00:04:17,429 I know they're dumb. 56 00:04:19,521 --> 00:04:23,285 So, I can go? 57 00:04:23,369 --> 00:04:26,967 You can go, but I'll be watching the news. 58 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:32,321 And if anything is vandalized... 59 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:34,329 or explodes... 60 00:04:34,413 --> 00:04:36,630 or catches on fire... 61 00:04:36,713 --> 00:04:40,185 "x" is gonna equal me kicking your ass. 62 00:04:53,613 --> 00:04:58,465 So, anyway, Jackie's, uh, havin' trouble in school stuff... 63 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:01,477 and, uh, I thought I should stay with her this weekend... 64 00:05:01,519 --> 00:05:04,071 tutor her in, you know, stuff. 65 00:05:06,372 --> 00:05:09,342 - Anyone? - I'm sorry, honey. 66 00:05:09,425 --> 00:05:12,437 I can't concentrate when your father's robe is open. 67 00:05:14,236 --> 00:05:17,038 Leave me alone. I'm ventilating. 68 00:05:18,335 --> 00:05:20,134 Okay. See ya Sunday. 69 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:31,721 Jeannie, I'm home. 70 00:05:31,805 --> 00:05:33,938 Oh. 71 00:05:34,022 --> 00:05:35,695 Hello, Genie Jackie. 72 00:05:35,779 --> 00:05:38,791 Hello, Master Major Michael. How was your day? 73 00:05:38,832 --> 00:05:42,012 Pretty good, pretty good. But I'm starvin'. 74 00:05:42,095 --> 00:05:44,103 I've been on the moon all day, and I missed lunch. 75 00:05:45,149 --> 00:05:47,282 I can fix that. 76 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:52,135 Damn. I love havin' a genie. 77 00:05:52,218 --> 00:05:54,854 - Well, let's eat. - Okay. 78 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:59,037 Unless you're hungry for something besides food, Master. 79 00:06:01,630 --> 00:06:06,650 Actually, I'm havin' a little problem in this department lately. 80 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:08,742 Not anymore. 81 00:06:10,290 --> 00:06:14,514 Ho-ho! You're the best genie ever! 82 00:06:28,151 --> 00:06:30,912 Hello? Pam? 83 00:06:30,996 --> 00:06:34,008 I'm back! 84 00:06:40,282 --> 00:06:43,587 You know, Red, with the house empty this weekend... 85 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:47,854 it might be a... a nice opportunity for a little romance. 86 00:06:49,151 --> 00:06:51,242 Uh-huh. 87 00:06:54,631 --> 00:06:57,726 Is that, "Uh-huh, my passion burns for you"... 88 00:06:57,810 --> 00:07:01,742 or "Uh-huh, you're as exciting as an old hat"? 89 00:07:04,001 --> 00:07:06,803 Well, what kind of old hat? 90 00:07:06,845 --> 00:07:09,983 How about a hat that's about to be super P.O.'d? 91 00:07:10,066 --> 00:07:13,204 Oh. Then the passion one. 92 00:07:16,383 --> 00:07:19,269 Okay. I'm gonna sneak some beer outta the fridge. You go be lookout. 93 00:07:19,353 --> 00:07:21,528 You can count on me. 94 00:07:41,063 --> 00:07:43,782 Hyde, the Formans are home. 95 00:07:45,204 --> 00:07:49,178 - A little late, Fez. - It's funnier this way. 96 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:54,784 Okay, you two, out. 97 00:07:54,867 --> 00:07:58,339 Here. Here, you can each have a Snack Pack. 98 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:05,074 Thank you, Mrs. Forman. 99 00:08:08,211 --> 00:08:10,303 Ooh. Chocolate. 100 00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:16,369 Okay, Kitty. 101 00:08:16,452 --> 00:08:18,920 I'm gonna cook you a romantic dinner. 102 00:08:19,004 --> 00:08:21,012 So, you go put on something pretty... 103 00:08:21,095 --> 00:08:24,065 and I'll warm up the toaster oven. 104 00:08:24,149 --> 00:08:29,085 Oh, wow. Dinner from the toaster oven. Ha ha. 105 00:08:29,169 --> 00:08:32,557 Well, whoop-de-do. I'll put on my fancy dress. 106 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:36,071 Okay. I'm gonna work on Plan "B." 107 00:08:36,155 --> 00:08:37,995 Oh, I would. 108 00:08:43,224 --> 00:08:45,399 This place is awesome. 109 00:08:47,909 --> 00:08:50,837 I know. There's gotta be, like, 17 pillows on this bed. 110 00:08:52,051 --> 00:08:53,975 What's this? 111 00:08:54,058 --> 00:08:56,861 Oh, my God. It's a tiny fridge... 112 00:08:56,945 --> 00:09:00,124 with, like, a million bottles of tiny liquor. 113 00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:05,102 And tiny cookies. 114 00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:10,163 Oh, yeah? Well, in there... tiny shampoo and tiny soap. 115 00:09:10,247 --> 00:09:12,757 Donna, I think elves work here. 116 00:09:14,807 --> 00:09:17,484 I feel so classy. 117 00:09:17,526 --> 00:09:19,534 I'm stealing all of it. 118 00:09:30,326 --> 00:09:33,171 Look, Pam, I'm really sorry about what happened... 119 00:09:34,509 --> 00:09:36,433 again. 120 00:09:36,517 --> 00:09:39,529 I must have the flu or something. 121 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:42,875 Well, it's not like any flu I've ever heard of. 122 00:09:42,959 --> 00:09:45,427 Well, there's lots of kinds of flu, Pam! 123 00:09:47,937 --> 00:09:50,196 I'm sorry. 124 00:09:50,279 --> 00:09:52,831 Oh, well, don't take it so hard. 125 00:09:52,915 --> 00:09:54,923 Oops. Sorry. 126 00:09:57,140 --> 00:10:00,403 Look, just don't tell anybody, okay? 127 00:10:00,486 --> 00:10:06,133 Oh, Flopsy, I'm not gonna tell anybody. 128 00:10:06,217 --> 00:10:08,183 I'm gonna tell everybody. 129 00:10:11,279 --> 00:10:13,956 Eric. 130 00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:19,938 Do you know that if you mix Kahlúa and scotch, it tastes just like Dr. Pepper? 131 00:10:24,623 --> 00:10:26,840 You're cute. 132 00:10:29,768 --> 00:10:31,860 Okay. 133 00:10:33,784 --> 00:10:37,967 I think you're cute too... and a little drunk... 134 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,648 which is gonna make my job a whole lot easier. 135 00:10:45,706 --> 00:10:47,630 What's that? 136 00:10:49,220 --> 00:10:52,273 - I guess the guy next door thinks we're being too loud. - Oh, yeah? 137 00:10:52,357 --> 00:10:54,992 What... 138 00:10:57,251 --> 00:10:59,217 Oh, my God. He just pounded right back. 139 00:11:00,807 --> 00:11:03,317 Uh, okay. You know what? Let's just be quiet. 140 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,325 But then he wins, Eric. 141 00:11:06,579 --> 00:11:09,048 We need to get the last pound. 142 00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:15,782 See? We won. We're not gonna take crap. 143 00:11:15,866 --> 00:11:17,832 We're gonna give it, 'cause we're fearless. 144 00:11:17,874 --> 00:11:22,852 Oh, my God. He's at the door. 145 00:11:22,894 --> 00:11:25,236 Okay, you know what? I think I have a little fear. 146 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:29,210 So, let's just, uh, be really quiet and pretend we're not here. 147 00:11:29,252 --> 00:11:31,762 - And maybe he'll just think we're not here. - Okay. 148 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:35,359 Will you cut it out! 149 00:11:37,409 --> 00:11:40,630 Okay, look, just stay in here and shush. 150 00:11:40,714 --> 00:11:42,722 Okay. 151 00:11:49,791 --> 00:11:51,715 - Eric! - Dad. 152 00:11:56,902 --> 00:11:58,827 Hey, it's Big Red. 153 00:12:00,123 --> 00:12:02,299 Son of a bitch! 154 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,937 What the hell are you doing here? 155 00:12:11,020 --> 00:12:14,200 Wait. What are you doing here? 156 00:12:14,283 --> 00:12:16,793 Oh, my God. Who are you with? 157 00:12:17,881 --> 00:12:20,809 Your mother, you dumb-ass. 158 00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:25,117 Okay. I'm gonna make a deal with you. 159 00:12:25,201 --> 00:12:27,836 I never saw you. I don't know you're here. 160 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:29,635 Wait. So we're good? 161 00:12:29,719 --> 00:12:32,396 No, no. You're gettin' your ass kicked on Monday. 162 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:35,241 But for now, you shut up and stay here. 163 00:12:35,324 --> 00:12:38,503 If your mother sees you, my fun time is over. 164 00:12:44,611 --> 00:12:46,619 Oh, this is just awful! 165 00:12:46,702 --> 00:12:50,216 Oh. No, hey, cheer up. 166 00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:53,479 I've been in trouble with Red before. It's okay. 167 00:12:53,521 --> 00:12:56,365 No, it's not that. 168 00:12:56,449 --> 00:12:59,168 It's just seeing your dad reminded me of my dad. 169 00:12:59,252 --> 00:13:02,724 Your dad's going away on nice weekends and having fun... 170 00:13:02,807 --> 00:13:05,526 and my dad's out of work and sad. 171 00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:08,705 Plus your robe's not completely closed, and that reminds me of him too. 172 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:13,391 Okay. Okay, you know what? 173 00:13:15,106 --> 00:13:18,034 Let's turn that frown upside-down. 174 00:13:18,118 --> 00:13:21,757 That's right. Let's have super-hot sex, baby. 175 00:13:24,643 --> 00:13:28,324 And by super-hot sex, I mean... 176 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,332 let's talk about your sad feelings. 177 00:13:35,352 --> 00:13:38,155 Okay, Jackie, I have some really terrible news about Kelso... 178 00:13:38,238 --> 00:13:40,204 that will make us both laugh a lot. 179 00:13:40,246 --> 00:13:43,216 Yeah. I already know. Pam Macy made this big announcement in gym. 180 00:13:54,636 --> 00:13:56,937 Jackie, this is where we both laugh a lot. 181 00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:01,873 Actually, Fez, I don't find it that funny. 182 00:14:01,957 --> 00:14:03,923 I kinda feel sad for him. 183 00:14:04,006 --> 00:14:06,809 But you hate him. He totally screwed you over. 184 00:14:06,893 --> 00:14:09,695 Yeah, but he's grown up a lot since then. 185 00:14:09,779 --> 00:14:11,954 And he's suffered, and I'm over it by now. 186 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,966 Poor Michael. 187 00:14:15,008 --> 00:14:17,518 Poor Michael? 188 00:14:17,601 --> 00:14:21,283 Well, I see I have wasted my time talking to you. Good day, miss. 189 00:14:23,416 --> 00:14:26,679 - Wait, Fez. - I said good day. 190 00:14:30,987 --> 00:14:34,041 What should we do with all of this time alone? 191 00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:36,509 I'll get that. 192 00:14:36,593 --> 00:14:40,274 I ordered you a special surprise. 193 00:14:40,358 --> 00:14:42,867 Ta-da! 194 00:14:42,951 --> 00:14:46,967 Donna? Donna is my surprise? 195 00:14:47,051 --> 00:14:52,112 Donna? What the... heck are you doin' here, Donna? 196 00:14:53,618 --> 00:14:56,128 What the heck? 197 00:14:56,212 --> 00:14:59,056 Mrs. Forman, Eric is being a jerk, and I wanted to talk to my mom. 198 00:14:59,140 --> 00:15:01,482 But since she's not here, can I talk to you? 199 00:15:02,654 --> 00:15:04,661 Eric's here too? 200 00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:08,970 What on earth is goin' on? 201 00:15:09,054 --> 00:15:11,187 What the heck? 202 00:15:11,271 --> 00:15:14,785 - Red, what is going on here? - Oh, I'm just as surprised as you. 203 00:15:14,868 --> 00:15:17,420 Oh, all right! 204 00:15:17,504 --> 00:15:21,561 - Eric and Donna are the noisy people next door. - And you didn't tell me? 205 00:15:21,645 --> 00:15:24,238 Hello, Mommy? 206 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:26,999 I'm sad! 207 00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:36,495 Donna, where have you... 208 00:15:36,579 --> 00:15:39,130 Your mother kicked me out. 209 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,766 Oh, no. 210 00:15:51,261 --> 00:15:53,729 I said no. 211 00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:02,137 Guys, I gotta tell you somethin'. 212 00:16:03,309 --> 00:16:05,275 I'm omnipotent. 213 00:16:21,003 --> 00:16:25,145 Huh. This does taste like Dr. Pepper. 214 00:16:26,776 --> 00:16:29,202 Told ya. 215 00:16:29,244 --> 00:16:31,419 Hey, you know what? I think I might puke. 216 00:16:31,503 --> 00:16:33,720 Oh, no, no, no. No, no. 217 00:16:33,804 --> 00:16:36,732 Honey, nobody gets sick in Mr. And Mrs. Forman's room. 218 00:16:39,995 --> 00:16:42,672 You know, it is a lovely room. 219 00:16:42,755 --> 00:16:44,889 Red just saw the brochure on the counter... 220 00:16:44,972 --> 00:16:47,482 and then he whisked me up and he brought me here. 221 00:16:47,566 --> 00:16:50,452 It was very Humphrey Bogart. 222 00:16:50,536 --> 00:16:52,962 Eric did the same thing for me. 223 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:55,639 - Sometimes he's really sweet. - Uh-huh. 224 00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:57,647 Do you have a bucket? 225 00:16:57,731 --> 00:16:59,990 Room service. 226 00:17:00,074 --> 00:17:02,918 Honey. Honey, pretty girls do not throw up. 227 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:12,205 Oh, no, no. No, no. I didn't order this. 228 00:17:12,288 --> 00:17:15,802 Oh, uh, it was ordered by a Mr. Red Forman. 229 00:17:19,065 --> 00:17:22,160 Oh, my gosh. This must have been his surprise. 230 00:17:22,244 --> 00:17:26,218 Oh! Flowers, champagne. 231 00:17:26,302 --> 00:17:28,268 Cashews. 232 00:17:29,690 --> 00:17:32,200 The most expensive nut, you know. 233 00:17:33,538 --> 00:17:36,341 Oh, dear, sweet Red. I have to go see him. 234 00:17:36,425 --> 00:17:38,809 - Are you feeling better? - No. 235 00:17:38,851 --> 00:17:40,984 Okay, good. Nighty-night. 236 00:17:50,564 --> 00:17:54,496 Why is everything doing that? 237 00:17:59,557 --> 00:18:01,565 Hey, Michael. 238 00:18:01,607 --> 00:18:03,824 I heard what happened with Pam. 239 00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:08,049 And I want you to know, that according to Cosmopolitan magazine, you're not a freak. 240 00:18:08,133 --> 00:18:09,722 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 241 00:18:09,806 --> 00:18:12,274 They say that, lots of times when it happens to a guy... 242 00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:16,123 it's not that he can't, it's just that he secretly doesn't want to. 243 00:18:16,206 --> 00:18:18,130 Okay, well, not to criticize... 244 00:18:18,214 --> 00:18:21,561 but Cosmo's never seen Pam Macy naked. 245 00:18:21,644 --> 00:18:24,907 Michael, just think about it. Do you like Pam? 246 00:18:24,991 --> 00:18:27,166 Well, I like parts of her. 247 00:18:28,714 --> 00:18:30,847 Well, maybe that's not enough. 248 00:18:30,931 --> 00:18:35,867 And maybe your body's mature enough to realize that even if your brain isn't. 249 00:18:38,126 --> 00:18:41,681 Okay, well, you know, if this is about maturity... 250 00:18:41,765 --> 00:18:43,898 then I want nothing to do with it. 251 00:18:44,944 --> 00:18:49,085 Look, Michael, don't worry, okay? 252 00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:51,386 When you find the girl you're meant to be with... 253 00:18:51,428 --> 00:18:53,687 you'll be able to do all the stuff you want. 254 00:18:53,771 --> 00:18:55,946 I promise. 255 00:18:56,029 --> 00:18:59,418 I hope you're right. Thanks, Jackie. 256 00:19:06,571 --> 00:19:08,579 - I'm back. - What? 257 00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:15,355 Nothin'. Good hug! 258 00:19:22,383 --> 00:19:24,307 Out. 259 00:19:26,148 --> 00:19:28,992 But it's my room. 260 00:19:29,076 --> 00:19:31,000 Love ya, sweetie. 261 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:40,370 Donna. 262 00:19:40,454 --> 00:19:43,257 Donna, are you there? 263 00:19:43,299 --> 00:19:47,273 Donna, please open the door, please. 264 00:19:53,171 --> 00:19:55,597 Great. I'm locked out of both rooms. 265 00:19:56,685 --> 00:20:00,700 Well, at least I don't have any pants. 266 00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:04,507 I want you to open that door right now. Our daughter's in there, and she's drunk. 267 00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:08,021 I really shouldn't be doing this. 268 00:20:08,063 --> 00:20:11,535 Okay. Then I'll just sue you... until you're dead. 269 00:20:16,262 --> 00:20:19,650 - You get off my daughter! - Bob! What the hell? 270 00:20:19,734 --> 00:20:21,658 Red? 271 00:20:21,741 --> 00:20:25,339 Ooh! Kitty, what a pretty nightgown. 272 00:20:25,423 --> 00:20:27,347 Thank you, Midge. 273 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:31,530 Could you hand it to me, please? 274 00:20:37,428 --> 00:20:41,779 Look, I'm sorry about getting all tipsy last night. 275 00:20:41,862 --> 00:20:44,121 Oh, no. Please, I'm sorry. 276 00:20:44,205 --> 00:20:46,840 - The fight was all my fault. - Fight? We had a fight? 277 00:20:49,392 --> 00:20:51,693 No. 278 00:20:51,776 --> 00:20:54,412 - What did you do? - Nothing. 279 00:20:54,495 --> 00:20:58,888 Obviously you did something. I want to know what it is in case I'm still mad about it. 280 00:21:00,101 --> 00:21:03,029 Well, okay. 281 00:21:03,112 --> 00:21:06,794 I had said that you were the most beautiful girl in the world... 282 00:21:06,877 --> 00:21:09,889 and then you got all mad and said, "Get bent." 283 00:21:11,981 --> 00:21:15,494 Not your finest hour, but... I still love you. 284 00:21:16,833 --> 00:21:19,803 Wow. You must be really upset about this. 285 00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:22,271 Um... 286 00:21:22,355 --> 00:21:24,697 kind of, yeah. 287 00:21:24,781 --> 00:21:27,626 Well, come on, Eric. Let's turn that frown upside-down. 288 00:21:27,709 --> 00:21:30,345 That's right. Let's have super-hot sex, baby. 289 00:21:32,227 --> 00:21:34,862 Oh, crap. 290 00:21:37,874 --> 00:21:40,342 Well, Genie Jackie, I am in the mood... 291 00:21:40,426 --> 00:21:43,605 for some hot master-genie lovin'. 292 00:21:43,689 --> 00:21:45,780 Oh, I'm sorry, Master Major Michael. 293 00:21:45,864 --> 00:21:48,876 But what we are going to have is a warm master-genie friendship. 294 00:21:48,918 --> 00:21:51,720 In fact, I am the master now, and you are the genie. 295 00:21:58,371 --> 00:22:00,839 Except you will not have any genie powers. 296 00:22:00,923 --> 00:22:02,847 You will just do as I say. 297 00:22:02,931 --> 00:22:05,399 Now, do my math homework, Genie. 298 00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:09,875 No!